Clarence US (2014) s03e01 Episode Script

1 [remote clicks.]
[upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Dramatic music plays.]
Vroom! Pew! [Laughs.]
Take that! Okay, Mayor, time to focus.
We only have a few more things to sign, and then you can play.
- [Grumbles.]
Just a few more? - Last ones.
[Mumbling.]
Mayor telling me not to play.
What's this? This is the new redistricting initiative from Lofton.
Uh.
Uh Um Eh good enough.
[Laughs.]
[Music.]
Sumo! Oh, Sumo! Time for school! [Dog barking.]
- Hold your horses! - Clarence: We're gonna be late! [Grunts.]
Oh! Morning, sleepy head.
[Dogs bark.]
[Giggling.]
[Laughter.]
[School bell rings.]
Okay, has anyone seen Camden this morning? I'm right here, Miss Baker.
- Sumo: Sardine, madame? - Clarence: Oh don't mind if I do! A garden salad for you, sir? Oh, no thank you.
Just this will do.
[Gulping.]
[Laughs.]
We can make a tunnel to the cafeteria - and be first in line for pizza day! - Yeah! - Look! I'm expecting! - Expecting what? [Clunk.]
Both: Whoa.
Lofton every year they redistrict just so they can take more of our kids! Oh, gosh.
It's looking like we're losing quite a few this time.
Let's see.
We're losing Dunkin Bambi.
- And Regis Gilben.
- Mr.
Reese: Like the son I never had.
Oh, wow.
We're also losing Sumo this year.
Sumowski! [Munching.]
Ol' peanut head's gonna be someone else's problem now.
[Metal clanking.]
[Grunting.]
- [Muffled.]
Hey! Sumowksi! - Whaaat? Pack it up, son.
You're switching schools! - What? - You're switching schools! - Maybe we're in trouble.
- You're not in trouble! I said "moving schools!" Whaaaa? [Grunting.]
Now you're in trouble! Looks like they changed the school-zone border, so now Sumo's got to change schools? - Yep.
- I wonder how they decided.
- Seems pretty arbitrary.
- Yep.
I guess it's the way things have to be.
Yep.
There's a lot more stuff here than I thought.
- Okay.
This is it then.
- No! No! No! - No! - Hey, man, what gives! - I don't want you to go! - Well, I don't want to! I got to go to a whole new school with a bunch of weirdo new kids Don't you worry, Sumo.
You're gonna stay right here.
Muwah.
Uh, I don't think West Aberdale's that far.
- Hey, you shut your mouth, Jeff.
- I will not! Listen, West Aberdale has a really good curriculum.
This could be a fresh start for Sumo.
No, Sumo, you're staying.
Yeah? Yeah! Let's go tell those boobies "no way"! - Yeah! - Aw, man.
[Beeping.]
[Laughter.]
- Sumo can't leave! - Yeah, no way! Both: [Chanting.]
No go Sumo.
No go Sumo.
No go Sumo! You boys are in a lot of trouble barging in here! Children in the teacher's lounge, is that legal? Okay, okay, Clarence! What's this all about?! You're kicking out Sumo! You can't just treat him differently - just 'cause he looks weird.
- Hey! Or lives somewhere else.
- And send him far! - Yeah! - It's not even that far.
- Yeah, right! - It might as well be California! - Don't put me on a boat! We'll be so old the next time we see each other, Sumo.
Well, here's what I think of West Aberdale! [Farting noise.]
Okay.
Okay, hold [Panting.]
Listen, guys, this is hard I know.
But it's completely out of our control.
Sumo's not the only one.
This affects all kids who live west of Eschelmen Drive.
Kids who live on this side stay at our Aberdale Elementary.
And kids over here move to West Aberdale.
Unfortunately, Sumo's house is here.
Sorry, guys.
It's out of our hands.
That's it? There's nothing we can do? I don't know, man.
I can't just live somewhere else.
- [Gasps.]
Or can you? - What? See you later.
L-Later? But we ain't playing later.
- Or are we? - I-I don't think so? Or are you? - Okay, I'm leaving.
- Or are you? - Clarence, where are we going? - Someplace safe.
[Music.]
Sumo welcome to your new home! [Chickens clucking.]
[Music.]
[Pecking.]
[Laughs.]
This is awesome! It's my own place! Well, plus the chickens.
And we'll still get to go to school together.
I'm so happy right now! I feel pretty good, too, man.
[Clucking.]
Well, good night, Sumo! [Clucking continues.]
Oh, man.
[Grunting.]
[Clucking stops.]
[Clucking resumes.]
[Grunts.]
[Clucking stops.]
[Clucking resumes.]
[Clarence snores.]
Mmm What a wonderful pie! - Hey, Clarence.
- [Yawns.]
Sumo, is that you? Could you close the window? It's freezing.
I can't sleep in that coop.
Can I crash with you? Oh, well, Mr.
Frogs got the top bunk.
[Frog croaks.]
Anyway, he gets pretty cranky if you wake him up.
Oh, okay.
But, hey, if you want to come sleep with me that's cool.
Eh [Clarence snores.]
I think I'm just gonna go, man.
Sumo! Oh, Sumo! I made you breakfast.
[Gasps.]
[Dramatic music.]
S-Sumo? Where are you?! Sumo?! Oh.
Those teachers must've took him! I'm coming for you, Sumo! Wow.
You're a little gentleman! - I look weird.
- No No.
No.
No! What are you doing? That's a West Aberdale uniform! If you love it so much [Grunts.]
take it.
Oh, my.
Maybe I'll just try it on.
Wow.
What? What's that? That's correct.
I do go to West Aberdale.
Thanks for noticing! [Door opens.]
Jeffrey? They They got you too? I-I was just trying on Sumo's uniform.
Okay, that's good.
Because now you can take it off.
- What? - Clarence, calm down! How can I be calm when everyone keeps taking my friends away? [Screams.]
Clarence, what the heck? - You ruined it.
- Fine.
If you guys are so in love with West Aberdale, I guess I'm all alone! [Sighs.]
I'll go get him.
[Sobbing.]
Okay, think, Clarence, think.
[Woman yelling indistinctly.]
How can you save your friends? There's got to be a way.
Wait a second Street signs.
Of course! If I get rid of all the street signs, no one will know where they live! It's genius! But how do I get rid of the street signs? Bingo! Aah! I'll make a new world with no borders! And the only place to live is with me! Oh yeah, enjoying this nice West Aberdale weather? [Giggles.]
I know I am.
Ahhhh! It's out of control! - Clarence, what are you doing? - I'm destroying everything! Get down.
You're gonna get hurt! I'm already hurt, Sumo.
I can't go to school without you.
Look, man, it's gonna be weird, but maybe it could be cool.
Like it'd be cool if you could stop trying to stop it and see if it might be cool! It might be cool It might be cool? Sumo, I-I want to get down Jump, Clarence! Jump! [Grunting.]
[Smash.]
- So it might be cool? - Mm.
Sumo! You're gonna be late for your new school! [Panting.]
Hi! I'll be there no matter when just hold on to me and then We can ride together and I just hope That we'll always be friends [School bell rings.]
# I just hope that we'll always be friends # Class, I'd like to welcome our new students today.
Ryan, why don't you introduce yourself? Hi.
My name is Sumo.
Goodbye, sweet prince.
Things are fine now you're not here I'm still smiling full of cheer I'll reach out to others near They're not the same but it's okay I joke and hope it might be the kind of thing you'd like If it's not then that's all right I just hope that we'll always be friends I just hope that we'll always be friends [Sighs.]
Sumo? What are you doing here? I don't know.
I just wanted to hang out.
But we go to different schools now.
We can still hang out after school.
[Boing!.]
I did not think about that.
- [Chuckles.]
What do you want to do? - Hmm Clarence: [Laughs.]
Okay, maybe we can connect our tunnels at Rough Riders! Copy that.
Okay! And then lets dig to the ocean.
Yeah! Oh! But I call dibs on any pirate treasure.
Well, then I call dibs on any chicken nuggets.
Roger that.
Early to bed Early to rise Picking my nose