K.C. Undercover (2015) s03e01 Episode Script

1 Previously I have been waiting a long time to meet you, KC.
I was once very fond of your parents, but their love and marriage made me go a little - what's the word I'm looking for? - Insane? I'm going to take away everything your parents love.
Starting with you and ending with the Organization.
"Hello, KC, if you're reading this, then I have successfully escaped.
" Zane's out there.
He hates my family more than ever, and it's my fault.
Kira: Look, Marisa! Yes! Marisa came to save us! Wait, Marisa came to save us? How did Marisa know we needed saving? (Sings high operatic note) Amazing! What's going on in here? You're sure Richard was captured? So who's now in charge of the Other Side? (Evil chuckle) I was hoping you'd say that.
Looks like I'm going home.
I'll see you soon, KC.
No one's upstairs.
They're all gone.
They must've been tipped off.
Where are the Coopers?! Everything is gonna be all right.
Your mother's on the phone with the Organization, and I'm sure they'll come up with a plan to keep us safe from Zane.
Hopefully it's more thought-out than the last plan, which was just a phone call saying, "Zane's at your front door, Run, run now!" (Loud yawn) Ugh, what flavor is your mouthwash? Hot garbage? Oh, I'm sorry I didn't have time for proper dental hygiene.
Up until ten minutes ago, I was fast asleep.
Believe me, I wish we could've left you behind.
In fact, I put it to a vote.
I lost.
If it makes you feel any better, it was close.
No, that does not make me feel better.
That makes me feel worse.
Look, Zane knows where you live, and none of us are safe until he's captured.
Okay, but my parents might start to wonder where I am.
So what I'm hearing is we got a couple weeks to get you back home.
All right, guys, we are gonna be disappearing for a while.
The Organization is sending us to A castle, a castle.
Please say a castle.
Yes, a castle, where you'll be named prince of Dorkylvania.
Actually, we're going to a safe house in Rio de Janeiro.
Rio de Janeiro.
That means rio of the day.
That's not even close.
(Gunshot) But that was.
(Gunshot) Okay, eat lasers, henchmen.
Oh, when danger comes for you You know I'll stand beside you 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire Don't tell nobody, tell nobody I'm not perfect So many things I wanna tell you But I, I, I, I keep it undercover Livin' my life, on red alert Doin' my thing, gonna make it work Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless But I always got your back Nobody can do it like I can I gotta find out who I am Ain't got to worry about me It's all part of the plan I keep it undercover.
I keep it undercover.
Hey! What do you think you're doing? - Get away from there.
- I'm bored.
We haven't been out of this apartment for two weeks.
Well, you barely left our house for the past 16 years, so you should be used to it.
Ernie, a little bit of boredom is better than a lot of getting shot at.
I'd rather dodge laser fire than listen to KC snoring all night.
It's even louder than Mom's snoring.
How did I get dragged into this? Well, my snoring's better than hearing you cry in your sleep.
Those are tears of joy because I don't have to listen to - the sound of your voice.
- (Both arguing) Craig: Hey, you two.
Don't make me come out there.
- See, look what you did.
- (Arguing continues) Stop bickering! And be happy we're all together in a safe place.
What else do we really need? I'm gonna go with a door.
Okay, when I am bored, I count hair strands.
I am up to 5,083.
Or was it 5,084? Ugh, now I have to start over.
One, two, three That's it.
I'm shaving her head! All: No, no! Hey, hey, hey! The whole point of us hiding from Zane is to stay safe, so can we please not kill each other? Craig, look, it's been a week since we last had contact with the Organization.
I mean, maybe they caught Zane by now and we can go home.
Let's go to the dead drop and see if we can get an update.
That's a good idea.
I'm gonna go 'cause I need to get outta here.
That's not fair.
I wanna go.
I'm gonna go 'cause I'm the oldest.
Will you kids stop the fighting?! You both can go.
Fifty-four, 55, 56 And take that one with you.
- Come on.
- (Counting continues) I am so excited we are on a mission.
I love being a spy.
You're not a spy.
And your only mission is to zip it.
You might wanna help her on that mission, bro.
Listen, he's right; we need to be very careful, because anybody at this marketplace could be here to eliminate us.
Anybody? What about Father Time; is he out to get us too? Yes.
He could just be a guy dressed in an old man's disguise.
(Crashing sounds) Or he could be an actual old guy who's gonna need a new hip.
This is the alley we're looking for.
Okay, me and Marisa will check it out, you stay here, keep lookout, and do not play that scavenger hunt game on your phone.
We do not need your cell pinging off towers.
I'd like to ping you off a tower.
Excuse me.
Uh, I said I'll be happy to keep lookout.
Yeah.
That's right, that's what you said.
Welcome back to Scavenge Extreme.
The next object to find, photograph and upload is something made of wicker.
Hmm.
Something made of wicker.
That can be a toughie.
This has gotta be, like, the most beautiful alley in the world.
These tiles have been a tradition for decades.
It was started by a Chilean artist, and now, tourists from all over the world bring tiles, and they glue them to the walls.
Wow.
I love how every country has their own little traditions Wait.
How do you know that? We've been locked in that safe house for two weeks.
I've had no choice but to read.
Oh, wow, look at this tile.
It's so beautiful.
Uh, wow, I would hate to see what you do to the ones you don't like.
No, no, no, I'm looking for the dead drop.
Oh, of course.
The dead drop.
I knew that.
Now where's that dead drop? It's gotta be around here somewhere.
You have no idea what a dead drop is, do you? Not a clue.
A dead drop is how agents get information about a secure network.
So behind one of these tiles is a hidden USB port, and I take this and it allows me to download updates from the Organization.
Cool.
Got it.
I'll check this side.
Cool.
Hey, when we're done, can we go back? You really wanna go back to that dumpy apartment, because I can go my entire life without ever seeing Ernie take another sink bath.
I meant back home.
It's our senior year.
So? So it's our year of lasts.
Our last first day of school together, our last pep rally together.
Our last homecoming dance together.
Okay, Marisa, you know I don't support homecoming, because of my stance against voting for king and queen.
Plus, no one ever asks me, so KC, I'm serious.
You've been my best friend my entire life.
That's why this year is so important.
After graduation, we're gonna go our separate ways.
You to some fancy Ivy League school, and me, to Pierce Junior Junior College, AKA 13th grade.
Both: Fingers crossed.
I really think we should appreciate what little time we have left together.
Marisa, relax.
Okay, look, I promise you, no matter where we go in life, we are still gonna be best friends.
Assuming we get out of here alive.
(KC laughs) Well, look at you, Nancy Drew.
- You found the dead drop.
- Maybe I really could be a spy.
Yeah, sure, but I would send in that junior junior college application, just to be safe.
You know, good to have a back-up plan.
Oh, a used diaper.
Ew, a used diaper! Congratulations on your used diaper.
You've earned triple scavenge points.
You're currently in 4,436th place.
Yes! Top 5,000.
Your next object to find, photograph and upload is someone with very hairy ears.
Jackpot.
I've hit the Mother Lode.
The hairy Mother Lode.
Are you playing Scavenge Extreme? Yeah.
This game is the only thing that's kept me sane on this trip.
Congratulations on your hairy ear pick.
You are currently in 98th place.
Ooh! What place are you in? Uh, 99th.
So you're Pretty Princess 17? Yes, I am.
But you can call me Ernie.
Hi.
I'm Zoe.
It is so good to talk to another American.
I'm from Kansas.
Where are you from? Uh, he's from Monrovia.
His visa has just expired, and we must go now.
What did you do that for? That Zoe girl was into me.
Which makes me think she's either an enemy agent or psychotic, or both.
She's just a tourist.
This is the last time I'm gonna tell you.
No more talking to strangers.
Fine, but for the record, there's nothing shady about her.
It's Zoe.
I've made contact.
Excellent.
Do not engage yet.
Track their movements until they lead us to the others.
Then we can eliminate the Coopers once and for all.
Good news, Coop troop.
We have an update! Now I have ringing in my ears Okay, so Organization intel says Zane has no idea that we're in Rio.
Well, it sounds like we're safe.
All right.
Yeah! Yes, I am out of this apartment, and into a sarong.
I'm dying to check out Carnival.
I just wanna find a private bathroom.
Yes, we all want that for you, Dad.
But unfortunately, we are not on vacation, because the Organization gave us a mission.
(Gasps) Oh, they gave us a mission.
No, they gave us a mission.
Fine.
If you want me, I will be in the other room.
Seriously? The Organization couldn't give us one day off? Boy, are they cheap.
They're cheap? Craig, when we go to the movies, you only buy one cup of soda for all of us.
I don't buy one cup.
I find one in the trash, wash it off in the bathroom, boom, free refills.
Uh-huh.
See, that's not cheap, baby, that's smart.
No, actually, Dad, that's just gross.
Okay, guys, I know it's a bummer that we have to jump right back into work, but I tried, okay? I asked the Organization if we could stay in Rio and soak up the local atmosphere, but they wouldn't budge, no matter how many times I begged and begged and begged and begged.
You requested the mission, didn't you? Yes, okay, I'm bored.
Yet I'm the one banished behind the shower curtain.
You banished yourself.
Tell it to the curtain! See, everybody's going after each other.
Yelling and fighting, and Judy's been throwing more shade than usual.
No, I haven't, you bug-eyed loser.
Okay, maybe I have.
Come on, just one big family mission.
For me, please? - Okay.
- Whatever.
- All right.
Okay, not the resounding enthusiasm I was hoping for, but you know what, I'll take it.
Okay, come on.
Our mission is to stop a ring of international bird smugglers.
Bird snugglers? Who snuggles with a bird? They poop and pee out of the same place.
It's true, it's called a cloaca.
Great.
Not only am I reading, I am retaining knowledge.
No, not bird snugglers.
Bird smugglers.
They capture and illegally transport exotic birds out of the country, which messes up the local ecosystem.
Seriously? I can't get a mango through customs, and this guy is getting whole birds through? Okay, so our job is to find and capture the head of the ring.
His name is Passaro Grande, AKA Big Bird.
Well, we better get on it before he flies the coop.
(Laughter) Oh, now I'm laughing at Ernie's jokes.
We gotta get out of Rio, guys.
Step right up, folks.
Get your cooked animal carcasses with starchy food, grown in soil fertilized by those same animals.
Yum, yum, yum! Yo, Leticia, your sales pitch needs a little work.
So does your cooking.
No one wants a dried-up kebab that can double as a belt.
Speak for yourself.
I see your point.
All right, we've circled the entire market.
There's no sign of the target.
Do you guys see anything? No, but I sold three sketches.
I could have a real future doing big-head caricatures.
Way to aim high, son.
I just spotted one of Passaro Grande's crew.
The woman in red by the entrance.
Okay, Mom, time to put a little more bait on the hook.
This is a lovely leather mosaic purse.
It's Brazil-liant! Don't you think so, Lavender dear? Ugh.
Makes me wanna bring the cow back to life and slap it for getting involved.
But it has fringe, and you love fringe.
And it's so colorful.
Mom, I don't want a stupid purse, okay? I want, like, a rare exotic bird to take back home.
And I want it now! I want it now, now, now! Lavender dear, we can't possibly take rare birds back to America.
It's illegal! I could not help overhearing.
You want to purchase a rare bird? Yes.
The more expensive, the better.
Well, I can introduce you to a man that can get you any bird you want.
He goes by the name of Passaro Grande.
Meet him in that alley at midnight.
Midnight? She wants us to meet a smuggler in an alley at midnight.
It's good to be working again.
Received the images.
I can confirm those are the Coopers.
Hi, Ernie.
Sorry.
I don't talk to strangers, and I'm not Ernie.
Uh, really? Because you were Ernie yesterday when I met you in the marketplace.
I'm Zoe.
Sorry.
No ingles-a! I speak-a the Portuguese-a.
That's not Portuguese.
That's just you adding a lot of vowels.
And if you don't remember me, then who's riding the horse with you through the fields of Kansas, where coincidentally, I'm from.
In that case, what's Portuguese-a for, "Oh, yeah, I guess I do remember you"? Zoe and I talked for, like, 20 minutes, and I had her laughing the whole time.
- What?! - And not just at me, with me, too.
Oh, it sounds like my son's turning into a real lady-killer.
And no, I'm not talking about that accident on your last mission.
May she rest in peace.
You need to stop encouraging him, okay? Look, I know the Organization said Rio was clear, but Zane is still a threat, and I do not trust that little Kansas girl.
Why are you so wound up lately? She's not an enemy agent.
She's just a regular girl on vacation.
In Brazil? The land of hunky soccer players.
She is in a sea full of steak.
Why would she pick a shrimp? Are you saying the only reason a girl would talk to me is because she's trying to kill me? No.
They also wanna die of boredom.
She could just want her computer fixed.
She might be on a dare.
How dare you?! I am sick and tired of you underestimating me.
Then stop making it so easy.
(Both arguing) Stop, stop, stop.
Enough, you two.
Come on, KC, your brother has a point.
You need to put some respect on his name.
Yeah, respect it.
Your brother's got it goin' on.
Yes, I do.
Thank you, Dad.
I'm glad somebody's got my back.
Hey, I always do, son.
And don't you forget it.
Would you keep an eye on that girl? I don't trust her neither.
What the heck is she talking to Ernie for? It's almost midnight.
Big Bird should be here any second.
Okay, real quick.
After we catch the smuggler, can we go back to the market and get that fringe purse? - I thought you hated that purse.
- No, Lavender hates the purse, but KC wants to fill it with rocks and use it as an improvised weapon.
Excuse me.
Are you Passaro Grande AKA Big Bird? What gave it away? Lucky guess.
My daughter wants your rarest and most colorful bird.
A rainbow with wings, if you will.
And money is no object.
I like your style.
And your money.
Oh, yes.
Let me get a rag, just in case.
You know, birds poopy and pee out of the same place.
It's called cloaca.
- So I've heard.
- Okay, be right back.
Oh, hey, KC, hey, Mrs.
Cooper.
Oh, I love those wigs.
Cool birds.
Oh, you must've caught that bird smuggler guy and took him down.
Oh, Marisa.
All right, stay there.
Not you, Marisa.
You gotta help.
Hey, find the guy? We had him, but we lost him.
How the heck did you lose him? Let's not get bogged down in details.
You don't understand the immense pressure KC was under back there.
- Marisa mess it up? - Big time.
(All groaning) Okay, this is no time for the blame game.
But just to be clear, it was all your fault, Marisa.
What now? Passaro Grande could be anywhere in this crowd.
There's too many people.
We need a better vantage point.
If only you had a technologically advanced humanoid who could do a facial recognition scan of the crowd.
Oh, wait, you do.
I'm just gonna need all eyes on me.
Well, I think I can get everyone's attention.
I mean, I am fly.
Yeah, speaking of which.
Again, bro.
- There's gotta be - I have an idea.
- All we have to do - Pick me, pick me.
Oh, pick me, pick me, me, me, me, me! Pick me.
Yes, Marisa.
What? As you've pointed out on many occasions, I am an expert at calling attention to myself, so let me do my thing.
I never thought I'd say this, but Marisa, what do you wanna do? I'm gonna need a short dress, high heels, and a whole lot of sparkle.
I'm in charge of a mission! I'm already regretting this.
Hey, can I try? I don't think so, honey.
Well, I do.
All right, initializing facial scan of the crowd.
Where are you, Passaro Grande? - Oh, I know this song.
- I do, too.
I think we can do this.
On three.
Okay, one little problem.
I don't sing.
Oh, that's okay.
Just follow my lead.
Maybe I wasn't clear.
I won't sing.
Just follow my lead.
Okay, Marisa, I don't think you're hearing me.
Read my lips, okay? KC don't sing.
Follow my lead! Whoa, whoa, when my baby When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio (Off-key) De Janeiro Me salsa fellow When my baby smiles at me He shines the lanterns of my life And I am free at last Free at last What a blast What a blast.
Whoa, when my baby When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio De Janeiro Oh, oh, oh Put your hips into it.
Put a sock into it.
Rio Rio, Rio de Janeiro Rio! Passaro Grande over there! - He's getting away.
- Not this time, he's not.
All right, Big Bird, time to lock you up in your own cage.
Wait, wait, wait.
We can make a deal, right? You want a bird.
I got a bird that can insult you in five different languages.
Yeah, no, thank you.
I got a little sister who can do the same thing.
I'm not going to jail.
All right, Passaro Grande, you are (Squawking) Oh.
Huh.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
All right, let's roll.
That's excellent news.
You have the green light to engage.
Operation Good-bye Coopers is a go.
So now that we're done with the mission, can we go home? Maybe we can make our last first day of school.
Yeah, it'll be your last first day of detention.
It's not up to us when we get to leave, Marisa.
It's up to the Organization.
Yeah, my parents should have an update when they get back from turning in Birdman to the local authorities.
So for now, let's just enjoy the fact that we're safe.
(Toilet flushes) If we're all out here, who just flushed? I'll bet it's your girlfriend from Kansas here to eliminate us.
Actually, I'm Sheena.
From Canada.
Home of maple syrup, Celine Dion, and deadly hired assassins.
Oh, and just to be clear, I'm not sweet, and I don't sing.
Okay, this is the unsafest safe house ever.
Who sent you? Don't tell them, Sheena.
I don't trust them.
You don't have to trust them, Sheena.
You just have to eliminate them.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
That's a good point, Sheena.
I'm sorry, I hate to interrupt, but is one of you gonna tell us who sent you? That would be Zane.
And that would be pain.
Ooh, that was a good one, Sheena.
Thank you, Sheena.
Let's do it again.
Get up! Wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Were you talking to me that time? Is that all you've got? You've gotta come on with the come on, KC.
Get up! If you want me up so bad, why did you throw me on the ground? Come on, Ernie, you really gotta work on your aim, bro.
Okay, okay, Ernie, a little help here? Ooh, I knew that bag would come in handy.
Not gonna lie.
That hurt.
Okay.
Okay, I'm up, I'm up.
I'm up.
- Boo.
- (Shrieks) You wanna know the difference between me and you? I'm not cat-pee cuckoo? No.
I'm walking out of here in one piece.
Zoe?! Aw, frick, there's another one.
I told you Kansas was no good.
You're right, I'm not good.
I'm the best.
I'm starting to think you're not really here on vacation.
I'm with the Organization.
I've been tracking your family since you arrived in Rio.
I was sent to protect all of you.
Ha! See? She wasn't pretending to like me so she could kill us.
No, she was doing it 'cause she was ordered to.
I'll take it.
Look, we don't have time for this.
She could have back-up on the way.
You wanna live, follow me, people.
They're running away, Sheena.
That's okay, Sheena.
We'll just catch them.
Oh, this should be fun, Sheena.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Wait, but you did just say it yourself.
Don't correct me.
Okay, Zoe, just out of curiosity, where the heck are we going? To the extraction point, where you'll be taken to your new safe house.
Just keep driving.
And by the way, a little more AC would be great.
The assassins might not have gotten us, but the humidity is a killer.
I know, right? It is like a sauna in here.
And not in a good, "spend the day at the spa" kind of way.
Tell me about it.
Uh, KC, turn off the headlights.
Uh, yeah, and just to make things a little more interesting, maybe I should just drive with my eyes closed.
No, that would just be stupid.
Okay, since you wanna call all the shots here, how about you just take the wheel? - I'm navigating.
- Oh, really? Legs probably can't reach the pedals.
Look, I'm just trying to be extra cautious in case we're being followed, so chop-chop.
Okay, Junior.
All right.
It's not my first time at the "I've escaped an assassin" rodeo.
I happen to excel at evasive driving.
She also excels at evasive dating.
Not helping, Marisa.
Stop being so stubborn and shut off your headlights.
Just because it wasn't your idea doesn't mean it's not a good one.
I know what I'm doing.
For the last time, no one is following us.
You haven't lost yet, Sheena! The game is still on.
Sheena, what did we say about talking to yourself? It's nice to speak to someone of equal intelligence? Darn right! But hey, don't repeat that to anyone, okay? It makes us look full of ourself.
I guess you're right.
We may be deadly, but we do keep it one hundred, okay.
We're under attack, we're under attack! How did I not see that somebody was behind me? I'm guessing they were smart enough to turn off their headlights.
Okay, I'll do it.
Little late for that.
Okay, you know what? New plan.
We're getting off this road and driving through the jungle.
Wow, you're just a barrel of bad ideas.
I don't think you should do that.
Yeah, well, I think you're wrong.
Ah! I did it.
I lost 'em.
(Tires exploding) Yeah, you lost them, and three of the tires.
- (Tire explodes) - Wrong again, Zoe.
I lost four of the tires.
This cave will be a perfect place to spend the night.
There's a sentence no one's said in about five million years.
Ooh, I hear a stream.
I'll go fill up the water bottles.
(Mockingly) "Ooh, I hear a stream" Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Oh, you were talking about Zoe.
I hope she brings back some food; I'm starving.
I could literally eat anything at this point.
Well, you two are in luck.
Yep, that's right.
This is dinner, okay? Zoe's not the only one who knows how to survive in the jungle.
Are you kidding me with that? Look, it may not be pretty, but it's protein.
No, protein is breaded, fried, and served with a starchy side dish.
I'm not eating bugs.
Why not? You ate boogers until you were six.
They weren't alive.
Just close your eyes, okay.
It'll help you get it down.
I'm not worried about getting it down.
I'm worried about keeping it down.
Well, you should be worried about getting it down, because if you don't, they'll lay eggs in your throat.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Sort of.
Here.
No, no, no.
No, no.
I'm not eating those.
Marisa, come on, you gotta eat.
You need some energy to trek through this jungle.
No, there's absolutely nothing you can say to make me eat those.
- They'll make your eyelashes grow.
- Give 'em to me.
Oh, it is squishy, it is moving, - and it is biting me back.
- Just chew through it, okay.
What are you eating? Bugs for nutrition.
I'm sure the fact that you're not thinking about that has you kicking yourself.
If not, I'd be happy to do it for you.
You know, this reminds me of the time I was trekking through the hot jungles of Central America, helping to bring down a corrupt monarchy.
I spent three days on a bare sustenance diet.
- Know what I learned? - Apparently not how to get to the point.
That when you're on the run, always bring protein bars.
I'm gonna kill you! Sh! Don't move.
If that Brazilian jumping spider bites you, you'll be temporarily paralyzed from the neck down.
Well, there goes dessert.
We'll start the hike to the extraction point at sunrise.
Ernie, you wanna help me find some firewood? You mean, just the two of us, alone out there in the dark jungle? I thought you'd never ask.
Protein bars.
They must've changed survival training with her class.
Young agents are soft, I tell you, soft.
We just caught the bad guy, we just caught the bad guy Where the heck's the window? Where the heck's the window? Where the heck's the children? Where the heck's the children?! Kira, this doesn't look good.
Doesn't sound good either.
Somebody's a little pitchy.
You wanna help? Yeah.
(Sings operatic note) Now that's where you wanna be.
Analyze the crime scene, girl.
I found a footprint.
Too big to be KC, and too small to be Ernie.
See, I do help.
Maybe it's Marisa's footprint.
No, this is a work boot.
We all know she don't like to do any work.
But it does belong to a young woman.
I bet it's that girl that was pretending to like Ernie.
KC was right about her.
I found some DNA on this fabric.
If we can match who it belongs to, we can find KC and Ernie.
- And Marisa.
- Yeah, her too.
Let's go out and find them, let's go out and find them Let's go out and find them So we're not doing that anymore? Both: No, we're not doing that.
What's that, KC? You need a break? Okay, we should probably stop here and rest.
You know, for KC's sake.
Okay, we'll rest a few minutes, then head due north.
Actually, due north is that way.
- I think you're mistaken.
- I think I'm mis-not-staken.
All I need is to get on this tree, and see where the sun is.
It's not my fault.
The tree's a little wet and slippery.
A wet, slippery tree in a rain forest.
Who would've seen that coming? I'll do it.
The trick is using your legs.
Wow, she is so much better at that than you.
Whose side are you on? Why are you throwing so much shade at her? Because I can't throw a rock at her and not get in trouble.
How can you guys stand being around someone who constantly insists on being perfect? I don't know.
Why don't we ask anyone who's ever met you, Miss Perfect? I never said I was perfect.
She's the one talking about she's perfect.
North is that way.
I was right.
Mm, perfect.
Good news, Zane.
I've located their Jeep in the jungle.
That would be wonderful, if your mission was to find and kill their Jeep.
Hang up and keep tracking them.
I'm on it.
Ugh, he is such a tool.
Sheena, he's your boss, okay, show some respect.
Fine.
I'll just pretend I respect the tool.
Sick burn, Sheena.
You didn't disconnect.
I can still hear you.
Oh.
On it, sir.
Ugh.
The way this is going, I'm going to miss the entire first week of school.
Yeah, well, normally, you miss the entire first month, so this is kind of an improvement.
It is not funny, KC.
The one time I actually want to go to school, I am stuck on a spy mission in the jungles of Brazil.
Why does this always happen to me? Always? Always, Marisa? This always happens to you? Is this some type of recurring thing that you failed to mention to me? Marisa, if it's that big of a deal, the Organization can always go into the school's database and change your attendance record.
While they're in there, can they give me a B average? They're good, but they're not that good.
I'm tired.
Are we there yet? Uh, yeah, yeah, Ernie.
Actually, this is our backyard.
It's just, we've been gone so long, so it's overgrown with palm trees and stuff, so you might wanna actually bring out your garden tools and clean up around here.
A simple no would suffice.
Oh, look, a waterfall.
How beautiful.
Hey, I say we take a break and go swimming.
That does sound refreshing.
But we don't have any swimsuits.
Fortunately, I brought my birthday suit.
Okay, I'm shuttin' this down right now.
Has everybody forgotten that we are on the run, looking for an extraction point? What's wrong with a little break? Everything's fine, and we're in no danger.
(Sheena yelling) Ah, well, look at that.
The one time little Miss Perfect's wrong.
Now whose coconut should be next? And just in case there's any confusion, by coconut, I mean head.
Very witty, Sheena.
I try, girl.
I try.
You got 'em right where you want 'em, Sheena.
We should just take 'em out right now, Sheena.
Oh, no, I think we need to take our time and enjoy it, Sheena.
Uh, excuse me, Sheena, is it? Look, that is very impressive sword work.
You should go on one of those TV talent show things.
I bet you a lot of people will call in and vote for you.
Okay, okay.
Not a huge fan of talent shows.
I feel you, I feel you.
But listen, you don't have to do this, okay? You seem like a sensible person, aside from the whole talking to yourself thing, and the wackadoo look in your eyes.
Okay, how about this? How about you just let us go, and go ahead and start a new life for yourself? Ugh, you sound just like my parents.
Your parents? Did you let them go? I mean, they wanted me to go to college and everything, and become an engineer, you know.
But I really don't like putting things together, as much as I like taking them apart! Ha! Don't make me use this.
Why, because you're gonna hurt me? No, because it's not a very effective weapon, and I'm probably gonna lose.
No, you're definitely gonna lose.
Oh, really, well, if you haven't noticed, it's four of us, and only one of you.
All right, well, now it's just you and me.
Rob, your name's on TV.