Lab Rats (2012) s03e01 Episode Script

Leo! Donald!!! Can you hear me?! ( Metallic clanking, whirring ) Ohh! Finally! Mom! I was so worried! I'm so glad you're okay.
How did you fix the elevator? Well, it was incredibly difficult, but in the face of great adversity I shimmied up the shaft and flipped the emergency switch while he cried.
I coached him.
At least my sprinkler system put the fire out before it spread to the rest of the house.
What about the lab? It's worse than I thought.
The blast took out everything.
I can't believe your own brother would do this.
He could have killed Leo! And you.
My mission specialist desk.
Okay, this just got real.
I'm gonna hurt Douglas where he lives.
As soon as I find out where he lives.
Look at their capsules.
There's nothing left.
Even eddy's gone.
Yes! Yes.
He will be missed.
He was my best friend.
I thought I was your best friend.
No, it was him.
What are we gonna do? There's not much we can do.
House isn't even ours anymore.
Speaking of which, the bank wants us out.
I'll go gather what's left of our stuff.
All your hard work.
Millions of dollars' worth of equipment.
Gone.
All this stuff can be replaced Adam, Bree and Chase can't.
We have to find them before Douglas does.
How? They disabled their GPS signals.
They could be anywhere by now.
( Foghorn blowing ) Whew.
Well, after the last six hours, I can confidently say there is no ladylike way to sit on an anchor.
What are you complaining about? I had a seagull using my head as a nest.
Where are we headed, anyway? No idea.
I can't pinpoint our coordinates without our GPS locators.
I bet we're going to acapulco.
That's where all the cruise ships go.
Adam, we're not on a cruise ship.
It's a cargo freighter.
Whatever it is, we're on vacation.
I'm making the most out of it.
This is not a vacation.
We're hiding from the FBI.
And if they find out about us, we'll become government Guinea pigs and Mr.
Davenport will go to jail.
Oh, will you relax? Ah.
Nice to get away every once in a while, isn't it? And where is that waiter? The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us, faster, smarter.
The next generation of the human race is Living in my basement?! Almost ready.
Just three more bags.
Tasha, we're homeless.
Do you really need all these clothes? These are yours.
Oh, good.
Did you get my cashmere socks? I cannot believe they're kicking us out.
Where are we gonna go? Look, there is a five-star hotel downtown.
We can stay there until we can prove my account was hacked.
How? You have no money, no credit cards, nothing.
Well, y-yeah.
I just thought we'd tap into your college fund.
What? I am a proud man.
I cannot sleep on the street.
I'll just call my mother.
I'm sure we can stay there.
Street it is.
( Knock on door ) 'Sup, dooley? Oh, no.
Eeeee! Well, I see you did your squats today.
That's the power of protein.
I eat three whole chickens a day.
Uhhh! Principal Perry, what do you want? Nothin' from you, Betty blue.
I just came here to shake down old Donnie for my hush money.
Keeping a bionic secret really takes it out of a gal.
And here I thought you were just winded from walking up the driveway.
Look, you know I'm broke.
Well, then perhaps I'll have to find another way to get my money.
Maybe a tell-all book.
How one adorkable principal saved America from three bionic freaks! Look, I'll get you your hush money, but first, we need a place to live.
And then we have to find Adam, Bree and Chase.
Who? The freaks.
Oh.
So you're telling me the sooner you find a place, the sooner I get my money.
That's right, t.
P.
You help us out, we help you out.
You wash our back, we ohhh.
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
All right, I'm in.
You can stay at my place.
As long as you don't mind sharing the John with eight cats and the occasional semi-pro bowler.
What if we stay at the school temporarily? Like when you set up the shelter for people after the big storm last year.
Oh! So that's why everyone was bangin' on the door trying to get in! All right, you can stay at the school.
Oh, good.
Well, you wanna help us with our bags? My pleasure.
( Car starts, drives away ) We're never gonna see those bags again, are we? Okay, we're all clear.
The crew just went to eat.
If it's veal shank, I'm giving us up.
Adam.
So, what's our plan? Well, as soon as we get wherever we're going, I guess we just blend in and live normal lives.
So does this mean we're done with missions forever? We have to be.
Using bionics will only get us caught.
Man, if I'm not mission leader anymore, then I don't know who I am.
Hey Don't worry, Chase.
You'll have plenty of girlfriendless years ahead of you to figure it out.
Yeah, and what are you gonna do besides move pianos and mouth kiss every dog you see? Well, you can't shake their paws those things are filthy.
We're just gonna have to learn to live like regular people.
Kind of sad, isn't it? If by "sad" you mean "awesome, I finally get to move far away from you two," then yes, tragic.
You can move wherever you want.
We're still gonna have to spend the rest of our lives looking over our shoulders.
Don't be ridiculous, Chase.
They can attack us from the front, too.
Hey, look, I got a bite! ( Rod spooling ) Aw, she's a fighter! Adam, what are you doing?! Deep sea fishing.
Come on, fishy baby, come to daddy! Yahh! Aaah! They're coming.
Hide! Ahh.
Poor bugger musta jumped right on board.
Ha ha ha! Well, I can't have a fish stinkin' up my ship! Ha ha ha! Be free! Here you go.
Three cots.
This takes me back to the good ol' days in the prison infirmary.
You were a nurse? No, I was in prison.
Okay, you kids settle in.
I'm gonna go try and find some less crusty blankets.
Is there someplace we can store our things? Sure.
You can take the gym locker next to mine.
You might want to wear slip-ons in the shower.
I got something in between my toes that just won't quit.
This was better than my mother's? Yes.
Good news, big d.
I got some of this stuff from the computer lab.
Maybe you can use it to track Adam, Bree and Chase's last GPS location.
Or, judging by its age, the last location of king tut.
Sorry, Leo, I'm just frustrated.
Without my stuff, without my lab, this is hopeless.
Come on, big d, you're a tech titan.
You built an empire out of nothing.
Yeah, but it was so hard.
But you did it.
And if you put your mind to it, you can do anything.
You're brilliant.
You know what? You're right, Leo.
I am handsome.
And brilliant.
Hold on, I didn't say I'm back! Guys, we're in luck.
You found food? Better.
Crate full of boomerangs.
If he should mysteriously disappear at sea, it was me.
Time for target practice.
( Boomerangs whooshing ) ( Seagull cries ) ( Splash ) Good news, Chase.
You don't have to worry about that seagull anymore.
Knock it off.
You are making too much noise, and we all agreed we weren't gonna use bionics.
Whoa! Whoa.
It's like that boomerang came right back at us! Freeze! Call the coast guard.
We got ourselves some illegal stowaways.
What are we gonna do? Guys, I got this.
Sir! We are not stowaways, we're cruisers.
I'm Bob Dunwoody from Tampa, Florida, this is my wife, Joan, and our lovely daughter, Piper.
Adam! Not now, Piper, the grown-ups are talking.
Look, I don't know who you are or how you got on my ship, but the coast guard's coming, and they'll find out.
Keep an eye on these criminals.
So Where you from? Adam, I cannot believe you got us caught.
When the coast guard gets here, they're gonna trace us back to Davenport and we'll be right back where we started with the FBI knocking on our door.
Calm down.
We'll just escape.
We're in the middle of the ocean.
Where are we gonna go? Well, we can't go home.
Tampa's miserable this time of year.
( Buzzer sounding ) Shh.
Hold on.
Something's wrong.
Ah, listen up, men.
Coast guard's gonna be a while.
There's a submarine that's lost control speeding towards the ocean floor.
If it hits, it'll wipe out the entire crew.
Poor guys.
Well, I gotta go up here and moisturize.
Okay.
That bought us some time.
I'll scan the ship to see if there's a life raft we can escape on.
Forget us.
We have to rescue that sub.
We can't.
I'd have to enable my GPS, and if I did, it would give our location to the FBI.
But it's what we do.
No.
It's what we used to do.
Just let the coast guard handle it.
We can't save the world anymore.
Piper, do not take that tone with your mother.
Principal Perry was hogging the Internet in her office, so I snuck in, plugged in our wire instead.
Turns out she's a day trader for the Japanese stock market.
That did it.
We are now able to pinpoint their precise location when they turned off their GPS.
You know, Leo, with my genius and your ability to follow wiring, we make a great team.
Did you two snake my Internet? Principal Perry, look.
We just get out of my way, gym squatters.
My online auction is about to close.
( Ding ding ding ding ) Wahoo! I got it! Guess who owns a slaughterhouse? This stuff ain't cheap.
Get me my money.
Their last known location was at the port.
They must have jumped on a ship.
It says there were three freighters that left around the same time.
They must be on one of them.
Douglas may already have a jump on us.
We have to act fast.
But even if we know which freighter it is, how are we gonna get to it? I have a secret.
I have a helicopter I keep stashed away for special occasions, and nobody knows about it! Ha! I have a secret too.
I know.
I use it on weekends.
Good news.
The coast guard's bringing another ship to arrest you.
Well, good for us.
Bad for you.
I guess I shoulda just said, "bad news!" Ha ha ha ha! Wait.
What about the submarine? Doesn't look good.
It's tough being this close and realizing there's nothing anyone can do to help.
Chase, we have to do something.
Yeah.
We're the only ones who can save 'em.
You do realize that we would be giving ourselves up.
Our lives will be over.
We have no choice.
People are in trouble, and I would rather rot in jail knowing that we did the right thing.
Me too.
Who am I kidding? Of course we have to help.
Bree, how fast can you subdue the crew? Look who you're talking to.
"Fast" is my middle name.
You're lucky.
Mine's "Charles.
" Adam, once I give you the coordinates, use your strength to propel yourself deep enough to reach the sub, then you can divert it to the surface.
Got it.
And you can boss people around like you usually do.
I do not boss people around.
I lead.
I am a leader.
(Baby talk) Oh, yes you are, aren't you? Come on! ( Door slams shut ) Okay.
The crew's tied up below deck.
Hurry.
This is it.
I'm activating my GPS.
( Sonar beeping ) Got it.
Okay, Adam, they're not far, but we're running out of time.
I'll send you the coordinates.
Wirelessly.
( Whoosh ) Ooh.
Got 'em.
Let's do this.
Wait.
Chase, we've never trained for an underwater rescue mission.
I know.
We're just gonna have to take our chances.
Cannonball! Whoo! And right now I'm not really likin' our chances.
Ohh! Well, searching that first ship was a bust.
This is gonna take us all night! Well, at least we got the radio.
You're listening to another Donald Davenport audio book, "how to make a billion dollars.
" Oh, we need to turn this up.
Efresher.
Ah.
( GPS beeping ) It's Chase's GPS signal! It's back on! They turned on their GPS signals that means they're in trouble.
Hang on, Leo.
We can track the sub on my sonar scan.
( Beeping ) Come on, Adam.
Chase: Five hundred feet to impact.
The sub's about to hit! Don't worry.
He can do this.
Three hundred feet.
Two hundred feet.
One hundred feet.
It's fifty feet away! Uhhh Waaah! He did it! Look! They're safe! Yes! You know, no matter what happens to us, it was worth it.
Yeah.
Mr.
Davenport would be proud.
Hey, where's Adam? Adam? Adam? Adam! He's been down there too long.
No one can go that long without oxygen.
This can't be happening.
I should have never sent him down there.
It's all my fault.
(Whispers) What are we staring at? Adam! We thought you were dead! How did you survive so long without oxygen? By breathing under water.
What, you guys can't? Wait.
You didn't know that and you sent me down there without any oxygen?! Of course not! No! Congratulations, buddy! You did it! Yay! We should be close.
( Beeping rapidly ) I think I see the ship! That's gotta be it.
Well, I guess we're back to using our bionics for missions.
Oh, great.
So now it's a working vacation.
You just can't unplug anymore.
I blame the Internet.
Now it's time for our next mission finding a life raft and getting off this ship.
Don't move! I thought you tied them up.
I said I could tie fast, not well.
( Helicopter hovering ) It's Mr.
Davenport! Quick! Climb on! Later! Captain: Get 'em! Come on, men! Arrr! Adam, wait! You're not goin' anywhere! Ohh! Aah! Adam, help! Well, I know you're pathetically weak, but can't you at least try kicking free? Aaah! Grrrr! Ohh! Uhh! ( Captain screaming ) ( Splash ) Whoops.
Hey, at least a shark broke his fall.
I don't get it.
How can they not be here? Hey.
We're looking for three kids, two guys and one girl.
Have you seen them? Of course I've seen 'em.
They just got on a chopper.
With you.
With me? It is so good to see you guys.
Hey, Mr.
Davenport, where's Leo? Oh.
Uh, he's waiting for us at one of my offshore facilities.
We're gonna have to hide out there since the FBI is on our tails.
Relax.
You're safe now.
Oh.
You come to keep me company until Donald and Leo get back? No.
I've got a little flea problem.
So I'm crashing here tonight.
Your cats have fleas? No.
I do.
I'm crashing here so I don't give them to the cats.
How thoughtful.
( Groans ) So This is where we'll behi hiding outrom the FBI.
What do you think? I think we should update our tetanus shots.
Hey, where's Leo? I thought you said he would be here.
Yeah, I kinda lied about that.
( Chuckles ) Guess who? Whoa! Awesome mask, Mr.
Davenport.
He looks just like his evil brother who captured us.
That is his evil brother.
And he did just capture us.
Oh.
Good one.
I did not see that coming.
I don't get it.
I thought you were an ice-cube in Mr.
Davenport's warehouse.
How did you get out? I had a little help.
It doesn't matter.
We'll destroy this rat trap just like your last one.
Yeah, thanks for that.
I didn't even have time to back up my music.
Yeah? Well, I know something else that's about to be gone.
Yeah.
Let's get his reggae too.
Get him! Now! ( Laughs ) Told you I had a little help.
( Chuckles ) ( Groaning ) ( Groaning ) Wakey-wakey.
Eggs and bac-y.
Actually, it's just an expression.
All we have to eat around here are nuts, berries, and The occasional barbecued iguana.
Taunting us with non-existent breakfast foods? You really are evil.
But I will take that barbecued iguana.
Wait.
Who was that guy? Oh, that's right.
You haven't been formally introduced to my partner.
Crane, come say hi to the kids.
Wait, now we have three dads? After I was booted from Davenport industries, I needed cash to continue my research.
Luckily, I found a billionaire who believed in me.
Say hello to my colleague, benefactor, and all-around bad guy, Victor crane.
Why is he wearing a mask? Ugh.
Dude, I have got to get you into a dermatologist.
What is that stuff all over his face? You're no longer the only humans with bionics.
Crane agreed to fund my work so long as I shared my research with him.
He implants every piece of bionic technology I design to make himself more powerful.
Well, I hope he got a good personality, 'cause what's on the outside yikes.
Enough! ( Whirring ) Let's go.
You have work to do.
Isn't he cool? You can cart out all the freaks you want.
It's not gonna keep us here.
Oh, I beg to differ.
( Whirring ) ( Laughing ) Whoa, cool.
Giant ring toss.
Gotta give you credit.
You're evil, but fun.
They're titanium energy rings.
They create an impenetrableforce field that nothing can escape.
I smell a challenge.
( Yells ) I smell burning flesh.
What do you want with us this time, Douglas? Oh, no.
I'm not falling for that.
First I tell you my plan, then something goes wrong, then you use it against me, not gonna happen! It doesn't matter what you're planning.
I'm sure that Mr.
Davenport is looking for us already.
He'll be here any minute to take us home.
Oh, yeah.
There's no place like home.
No, seriously.
There's no place like home.
I blew it up.
You destroyed our lab? Yup.
Hope you backed up your music libraries.
Oh.
Please don't text into Harry humwover in a helicopter.
I left my lunch all over the rosenblatt's roof.
So what happened? Where are the kids? Douglas got to them before we did.
Your brother, again? Okay, you are done complaining about my mother.
We have no idea where they are, but they're smart, they will figure out a way to escape.
Well, two of them will.
I do have some good news.
The FBI finished their investigation and proved you were cyberhat? So I'm getting all my money back? No.
All the money was stolen.
You're still broke.
But I'm getting all my stuff back, right? My boats, my cars, my planes.
Just the house.
Everything else including Davenport industries is gone.
But the good news is that now we can all move back in together.
Not even like a jet-ski? Or a motorcycle with one wheel? So what're you gonna do about the kids? Well, they're not gonna come back here because they still don't think it's safe.
I just wish there was some way we could get a message to them and let them know everything's all right.
Well, the only thing I can do remotely is update Chase's software.
Wait.
Maybe that's it.
Maybe I can embed a cyber message into the update.
Leo, find us a computer.
Got it.
Is there anything I can do? Tasha, now is not the time for jokes.
I can't believe the lab is gone.
That's our home.
If anything happened to our family, I will end you.
Yeah.
And then we'll put your body in an old-lady dress so everyone laughs during your funeral.
Guys, guys, I understand you're mad.
Butt what's done is done.
Let's focus on moving forward together.
First order of business, what do you say we make mondays family game night! This guy, still evil, still fauna.
Guys, something's happening to me.
I'm getting a tingling sensation.
Aw, you hear that, Bree? Pretty soon he'll have a baby moustache.
Aw.
No.
I just got a software update on my chip.
That's really weird.
Why would I just wait.
Mr.
Davenport must be trying to send us a message.
( Electronic whir ) Guys, I know Douglas has you.
Leo and I are doing everything we can to find you.
But if you can escape, come home.
Perry has agreed to keep our bionics secret.
Can we do that again? I just feel like this hologram makes me look fat.
Mr.
Davenport's okay! Was he wearing guy-liner? Now we just have to find a way to get out of here.
What if I used my blast wave abilities to destroy the rings? If you do that, you'll destroy the rings and everything around us including us.
But we'll be free.
Here's an idea: How 'bout we come up with a plan where we escape and survive? Wait a second, if these are titanium, can't you just use your magnetism app to repel them apart? Douglas would expect that, just like he would expect me to use my molecular kinesis to manipulate them.
So do both.
He wouldn't expect that.
Adam, you can't use two abilities at the same time.
Why not? Because I don't know.
We've never tried it before.
Well, I say you try it now, and if your head explodes, the survivors will move on to plan b.
Okay.
I'll give it a try.
Activating magnetism app.
( Beep, whirs ) And molecular kinesis.
( High-pitched whir ) Focus, Chase.
When you tell me to focus it makes me not focus.
You can do it.
Stop talking! ( Loud whir ) Way to go, Chase.
Oh, man.
Thought for sure his head was gonna explode.
Eh.
That's better than nothing.
Help me carry him.
Oh, wait.
He's light.
I got it.
( Growls ) They escaped.
Doesn't matter.
While they were knocked out, I reinstalled their triton app.
I'll finally be able to override their bionic infrastructure, remotely.
This better work.
I paid you a lot of money for your little triton app.
Oh, it'll work.
Get ready.
'Cause you're about to find out what this triton app can really do.
Adam, Bree and Chase, are completely under my control.
( Laughs ) You got a little iguana there.
Still no word from the kids? No.
You're a tech wiz.
Isn't there something else you can do? Like send them a text alert or friend request or have them paged.
I'll be honest, sometimes I wonder how you two ended up together.
Look, all we can do is hope they got the cyber message.
Until then, we just have to wait.
We're home! Well, that didn't take long.
Oh, I'm so glad you're safe.
I was so worried.
You guys okay? We're fine, but Douglas has a new partner.
Eh, give it six months.
Big one's super high maintenance.
He's some crazy billionaire named Victor crane.
And he's implanting himself with bionics.
His face is really disturbing.
He could definitely use some of your man makeup.
I don't wear it's bronzer.
Crane must be the guy who helped Douglas escape from your warehouse.
I've never even heard of him, but I'm gonna find out who he is and how to stop him.
You guys must be starving.
I'll get dinner started.
Look at this.
Things are finally getting back to normal.
( Electronic whir ) Chase's triton app is up and running.
Once I activate Adam and Bree, they'll do whatever we want.
Time to have some fun.
Chest bump! ( Groans ) ( Grunts ) You know what? I'll just activate Adam and Bree.
I'm fine, by the way.
Then the lab blew up and we got trapped in the elevator.
Big d confided his deepest secrets with me.
Hiding you three in the basement, not even top ten.
Hey, what's up with your eyes? Hey! Hey! Easy on the chest hairs.
I only have two.
Adam, Bree, you're up.
( Beeping ) This fridge is empty.
Why don't I just whip up a little tuna surprise? Adam, please don't throw him.
You know how delicate your father is.
What's happening? Douglas must've enabled their triton app.
Look at their eyes.
He's controlling them.
Mom, watch out! ( Loud whoosh ) Forget the tuna, I'm about to open up a can of Bree surprise.
Oh! Your brother figured that out pretty quickly.
I know, he's a genius.
Been hearing it my whole life.
But I'm a genius too.
With much better hair.
I didn't pay you $80 million for your hair.
I know.
It's just a bonus.
Would it kill you to crack a smile? Actually, it might.
You're pretty wired up there.
It's time to end this.
Only I touch the device.
I think we lost them.
( Screams ) Why are they trying to hurt us? It's not them, it's Douglas.
Let's get out of here.
Okay, you and your brother just need to hug this out! ( Cackling ) Enough with the games.
Finish them off.
But I love tormenting my brother! Destroy them now! Why aren't you going after Adam? He's the one who always picks on you.
Quick, Adam! Make a short joke! Tell him he's got a tiny, doll-like body! ( Loud whoosh ) No, no, no.
Chase, no.
Donald! Do something! Chase don't drop it! Listen to me.
The triton app only controls your bionics.
Not your human side.
You have to fight it! Yes, Chase.
Remember? All the great times we had? All the cool inventions we built? The time Trent made us Bob for apples in the bathroom? Okay, that wasn't really cool, but we did it together.
It's not working! Keep trying! It's our only chance! I'm the one who showed you the real world, Chase.
I taught you what it means to be a brother.
A good one.
Not like Adam is to you.
Remember when I found you in the lab? Our first day at school? When we won the robot throwdown? Oh! I still have the picture! Here.
See? Try and remember, Chase.
Yeah, see? You, me? Together? Brothers? Come on, Chase.
I know my brother's in there.
Where is he, Chase? Where is my brother? Honestly, I did not think that was gonna work.
( Groans ) Oh, come on! I'm beginning to think I backed the wrong Davenport.
You know, some partners would actually encourage each other.
I know what I'm doing.
We're still in control.
Adam, Bree, take care of Chase.
Happy? Do I look happy? You know, I can never tell with you.
My head is killing me.
It was Douglas's triton app.
He probably doesn't remember anything.
( Loud whoosh ) Bree, what's wrong with your eyes? Douglas is controlling them.
You have to fight back.
I can't fight them.
They're my fight! Uh-oh.
Adam's too strong.
Chase can't hold out much longer.
I have a question.
Why am I holding you in my arms? ( Loud grunt ) Dial up his power.
But it's not safe.
That could really damage him.
Now! You know, there's a nicer way to say that.
( Loud whir ) ( Grunting ) Adam, stop! You're hurting him.
Can't you just talk him out of it like Leo did with Chase? There's no time.
Wait, if Douglas is controlling them, can't Chase do the same thing? He's got that override app that takes over their bionics in emergencies.
It's too dangerous.
He can't use two abilities at the same time.
No! I've done it before.
Wait, why would you do that? It puts too much stress on your system.
You're lucky to be alive.
Hey, why don't you yell at him when he's not fighting for his life! I've got no choice I have to try.
I believe in you, Chase! Stop talking! Activating override app.
Hurry, your force field is about to collapse! See, I told you.
When he uses two abilities at the same time ( both ) Shut it! ( Yells ) Yes! He did it! ( Both ) No! I can fix this.
I'll just update the triton app.
Do it.
And when you're done, destroy Adam, Bree, and Chase.
What? You heard me, genius.
But that was never part of my plan.
Your plan? ( Laughs ) Your plan is done.
We're going with my plan now.
This crane person seems extremely dangerous.
With him and Douglas still out there, we're all gonna have to watch our backs more than ever.
Quick question: Is anyone on your side of the family not a deranged maniac? Do you guys remember anything that happened when that triton thing was going? Tasha, we just got home.
What's with the third degree? Guys, what you're about to see is pretty disturbing.
Whole reason I built this place was to protect you and I couldn't even do that.
I feel like I failed you.
Well, I'm glad someone said it.
You didn't fail us.
If you hadn't brought us together as a family, and let us live like normal kids, we would never have been able to defeat the triton app.
Thanks, guys.
You're right.
I am handsome and brilliant.
I didn't no, no.