Pretty Hard Cases (2021) s03e01 Episode Script
Always a Bridesmaid
1
All right, y'all, where
my party people at?
Come here, get up here, get up here.
Shout out to my girl, my sister
from another mister, my BFF,
Saffron Sims!
I would never make it down the aisle
if it wasn't for this woman!
She's doing everything to
pull this wedding together,
including dragging my little
ass all the way back to Canada!
Give it up for the best maid
of honour, Miss Kelly Jones!
Please, please, please, God, oh please,
God, oh please, God, oh
please, God, please, please.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, here we go,
here we go, okay, okay.
Yes, yes, yes. Faster, faster,
faster, faster, faster, and
Get a real job! Defund the police!
Hey!
You got a tissue? Or like a wet wipe?
Or like a gum wrapper? A napkin?
- I mean, yesterday's news? I'll take a dirty diaper
- Shush!
Don't you shush me.
I've been riding with
you for eight months
- and I keep saying to stop shushing me, so shush.
- Shush!
- Shush! Shush!
- Shush!
Shush!
You got the stuff?
- From Haifa?
- Uh-huh.
I don't want any
second-rate sabich, you know?
I know.
Oh my God.
Cops eating take out, this
is every taxpayer's nightmare.
This is what criminals pray for.
Fried eggplant, homemade amba,
it's what everyone prays for.
I wish you were still my mentor.
She is not my mentor, thank you.
Trusted partner, islands
in the stream, whatever.
I'm just saying this woman
makes me a better man.
- I can make you a better woman.
- Listen,
trust takes a while to
build, Chase and Swallows,
you know, we're not there yet.
Okay, go for Wazowski.
8598, we have a noise
complaint at 180 Pearl Street.
Okay, copy, on it.
Be right there. Out, go, now. What?
It's a very high-stake situation,
so I want you to stay in the
car, be ready to call for backup.
Yeah. It's a noise complaint?
Yeah, they can be tricky, though.
Right.
Hey, ladies. Wild night, uh? Party?
You're not here to make friends,
Swallows, not that you could.
Let's see how Swallows
screws up a noise complaint.
My partner is a bit of a nerd,
so I told her to stay in the car.
I said, "Stay in the car, nerd cop!"
Excuse me?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, the bride, yeah, absolutely.
Congratulations.
Whoa! Oh, whoa! Whoa!
Is there a problem, Officer?
I know you.
No, you don't.
Tara Swallows, and you're
No, man, I'm sorry,
I don't know no cops.
Not a man and
- I'll be right back, just give me a moment.
- Mm-hmm.
What is your problem, Wazowski?
You need to leave it as noise
complaint or whatever it is now,
there's an undercover
officer in the mix.
Yeah, I just saw Detective Duff.
Who was the undercover officer!
- I knew that.
- Yeah.
Absolutely. Thank you all so, so much,
hope you have a great
evening. We got to run
because we got a lot of
policing to do this evening.
It's a lot to be police,
a lot of things, so have a stay safe.
- Take it home safe.
- Good to know we can always count
on the women in blue!
It's an Aussie Teal Duncan.
I got one for myself
too, I couldn't resist.
It's amazing.
You're amazing. Where did you get it?
I got people, I got sources.
- You were right, you know.
- I know.
About what?
My blood pressure.
It goes way down when
I look at these guys.
Yeah, well, it's a little
world that we can control.
Oh my God! Look at these dorks.
Hmm.
- Hey, baby.
- Hi.
I'm showing Michael the new man cave.
- It's very cool.
- Hmm.
Sorry, babe, we already ate.
I asked them to wait, but your
husband is a terrible listener.
Oh, you know, it's like
talking to the radio,
and we're still divorced so
he's not exactly my husband.
What do you call him, then?
I call him I don't know.
You know, I think they need to
come up with a new word for it.
What do you call an ex-husband
new live-in boyfriend?
We can't be the only ones in this
weird situation. Hello, Michael.
- Long night?
- Oh yeah, and
Uh-uh, no. We aren't talking about work.
Sam always says she's
sick of talking about work,
whereas I can talk about
work all day, every day,
which is why I predict,
congratulations to me,
- I'm making partner on Friday.
- Here we go, there it is.
Short on humility.
- Don't need to tell me, I work with him.
- Um!
Ladies, sit, the men will bring dessert.
But back to what I was
saying about Manny Pacquiao,
I don't think there's ever
been a greater fighter.
- He does stop talking, eventually.
- When he's sleeping?
Uh you know what? He
actually talks in his sleep.
- Hey, how did you do for your steps today?
- Oh, 18K, you?
Shut up, I don't want to talk about it.
Listen, you're a lawyer
behind a desk, I'm a beat cop.
I told you it was a
challenge I was gonna win!
Still, you pushed me to be better.
That's what best friends do, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Okay. No, I hear you.
Okay, yes. Thank you.
They're pulling the plug, aren't they?
Okay, it's nap time.
Karina, come on, I have been
on this play for eight months.
- It can't all be for nothing.
- We're hemorrhaging money
and we're not getting
anywhere new, Kelly.
What are you talking about? Yes,
we are. Tee is getting worried,
why do you think he's
hiding out in Toronto?
Listen, if we take him down
now, at least we've got Tee Lin
on drugs, assault, money-laundering.
Yes, but we don't have
him on murder. Karina!
He killed an informant.
We don't have a body, we
don't have a weapon. I mean,
maybe he didn't kill him.
Come on. Peterson didn't
just disappear into thin air,
Tee killed him, and his
own guys have said as much.
Yes, and we can't arrest him on gossip,
so at this point, we
need forensic evidence,
an eye-witness or a
straight-up confession.
Okay, well, let's get
him on a confession.
Listen, Tee's the target,
I have inside access to him.
I'm his bridesmaid of
honour, for Christ's sake.
I'm so close, we can't give up on this.
Yeah, well, then you
Need to be a better bestie.
- Okay.
- Excuse me?
Because as of right now,
she's not giving you jack.
- Uh?
- We don't even know
if she knows anything about the murder.
- Okay, Russ, Russ, just give us a minute, will you?
- Okay, like, several.
I need to be in the loop.
Okay. Oh
Uh my milk is coming in,
I'm gonna have to pump. Oh.
Yeah, fine, fine.
I'll be in my room.
- Thank you.
- Bye.
I'll save you some.
Nice one. Nothing clears a
room like "I need to pump."
Okay. Are you sure you can do this?
Because I'm hearing your words
but I'm reading your face.
Yes, I can do it, it's just
I'm spending 90 percent of my
time doing maid of honour stuff.
You know what? Maybe
we shouldn't have paid off
the wedding planner to quit.
Well, with her gone, you got
in even deeper with Saffron,
- so you're welcome.
- Yes, but now, it's all I do!
I'm just saying I need
backup to pull this off.
And if I could come in, I
would, but you don't get it,
you're not a mother, Kelly,
I'm still nursing him.
Yeah, I get it, because you
remind me of it every day.
Look, if we don't get
a confession out of him
before this wedding is over,
Tee's gonna fly out to
Bali for their honeymoon,
and if he gets the vibe
that the cops are onto him,
then there's no reason to
believe he will ever come back.
When you get to be as experienced
as me, you don't make those mistakes.
I don't really see it as a mistake,
it's more like a learning experience.
Hmm. It's a really cool way of
looking at things, Nick. You'll go far.
I super value your mentorship.
Like, I feel like I've
grown so much as a cop
- since you started working here.
- Aw, man, Peej,
you really have potential.
I see me in you, I do. High-five.
Hi! I haven't seen you guys in
weeks, I miss you, both of you. Um
How are you? What are you working on?
You know how our new commander is,
we're not really supposed to talk
about our cases with the uniforms.
I'm not just a uniform,
don't call me a uniform
just by the fact that
I'm wearing a uniform.
Don't do that, that's not
And your commander is
a dictator, by the way.
Yeah. Um
How are you?
You and Steve good?
Yeah. Actually, we're in a groove.
Uh, he's about to make partner,
his colleagues are awesome
and, like, I made a friend, Ro.
She's a lawyer in his firm,
she's really, really nice.
Anyway, how how are you?
How are you still
dating Sarah from homicide?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm actually
I'm actually seeing
two Sarahs now. Yeah.
One with an H and one without.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
Two Sarahs?
What, are you polyamorous
now? Is that
Well I don't know about polyamorous.
Sarah two is polyamorous and so
then, I figured I should probably go
and get myself another
Sarah, it turns out.
So, then you know, I don't know,
does that make me
polyamorous? I don't
I don't know, me neither.
- I have no idea at all.
- No clue how that works.
It's like a lot to to take in, but
I don't want to think okay.
- Anyway, I should go, but
- Yeah.
I like the uniform, by the way.
Thanks. You go get detecting, Detective.
Yeah.
- Gotcha!
- I getcha!
I gotcha! I getcha gotcha!
- Oh-oh.
- Commander!
- Someone made a wrong turn again, didn't they?
- I just
Hi.
Sorry, did we not
have this conversation?
Uniformed officers
without security access
- are not allowed past the threshold.
- Yeah.
- Right?
- Oh, jeez.
It's
- Samantha.
- Samantha, right. Hey, hey, hey.
- Yeah, hi, hi.
- Come here, come here.
- Do you drive past your old boyfriend's houses?
- Excuse me?
Read your old love letters, scroll
back through photos, you know?
- Christmas 2008, Cancun 99!
- Hey.
In my experience, haunting the
past is not a great way to move on.
Oh, right, sorry, no, I just
I wasn't, I just was looking
for Superintendent Shanks.
- She's upstairs.
- Yes!
I'm aware, ma'am, it's just that
there's just one set of stairs
Are there?
There's the fire escape, but I just
didn't think that was practical.
Sadly, we are not a thoroughfare, right?
Yeah.
So, if I make allowances
for you, next thing I know,
it's the mail carrier,
it's Fedex, it's DoorDash,
all traipsing through.
That's a bad precedent.
Sam? How did you get in
here? I would have seen you.
Fire escape.
I mean, I would have
used the regular stairs,
it's just that I think your pal
Gloria, she doesn't like me very much.
Your office is really nice.
You definitely have arrived, boss.
I love you, Sam, I really do,
but what are you doing here?
Well, it has been a long
eight months of me in uniform
and there has been
licorice heists at the 7-11,
I'm breaking up fights in the
parking lot of Central Tech,
the occasional left
turn and one, count it,
one drug charge and that was
the sketchy psilocybin guru
on the Danforth that I read about
in Toronto Life and Hum, I just
I can't take it anymore.
Okay, sit down, sit down.
Uh
You have got to get Gloria's attention.
You have to be bulletproof and
undeniable, strong but correct,
hard but real.
- Sorry, I just need, like, a miracle to fall out of the sky.
- No, I
Edwina? I need a word.
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
He is beautiful. Oh, congratulations.
I heard you were back
in town, how can I help?
Uh well, believe it or
not, I think I may need her.
No way?!
Meet your new wedding planner.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I missed you so much!
Can you believe that they
paired me with Swallows?
- Ew, but now, you back with me, baby!
- Getting back, bitches!
Detectives.
How were you able to pull this off?
Edwina Shanks is a fairy godmother.
You're sure we can trust all this?
All you need to worry
about is who I trust,
and I trust Wazowski more than
anyone, because she's my girl.
2019, Tee is working with
our guy, Tony Peterson,
and then Peterson disappears.
Rumours among Tee's crew say
he made Peterson as an informant
and kills him in Buffalo, so then,
Tee books it to Toronto where
his fiancée, Saffron, grew up.
Now, I get into the crew via Saffron.
She's 35, nail tech, we became friends,
I actually really like her.
Now, the wedding is
this Saturday in Toronto.
After the reception, they get
on a flight, they go to Bali.
We need to get a confession out of
them before they get on that plane.
Oh, you think you're close
enough that he'll talk to you?
Well, I mean, we're cool and all
but he's not going to tell
me he killed an informant,
not unless he has good reasons,
so we need to A, make him nervous
and B, use Saffron to
make him think I'm a fixer
- who can take all his problems away.
- Mm-hmm.
So, I was thinking we do
A trojan horse with a side of Stim!
You my bitch!
- I am a bitch!
- No, you're my bitch.
I'm your bitch.
First step is getting you in
there as the new wedding planner.
I'll introduce you as my
trusted friend, a bridal wizard.
If they have a problem,
you have the solution.
But babe, are they too ombre?
I'm just I'm worried that
the girls are gonna look,
like, super last year and
Thank God.
- I just picked these up and I'm
- Oh my God.
Oh, stunning! Ombre is
so on trend at the moment.
It was here, it was gone, now
it's back again with a vengeance.
Well done, up top, kissy
fingers, yes, please.
This is my girl, Samantha Paupit,
the wedding planner I
was telling you about.
We go way back. She works miracles.
Any friends of Kelly, yes.
Saffron and Tee, you're
such a gorgeous couple,
you're burning my eyes, I can't take it.
This is what I need from you right now,
I need you to look at this schedule.
Are you with me? Are you focused?
All my suggestions, that's what I
want you to look at, it's in red.
Oh, wow.
Is that a lot?
Thank you, I've been
feeling so overwhelmed.
It's okay, it's gonna be
okay. Do you have a pool house?
- Yes.
- Yeah, you do?
Okay, we're gonna turn
it into the wedding HQ,
just away from the boy
even though he's so cute.
Look at your shiny shoes, I can't
even handle it. Is it this way?
- That way.
- Then we're gonna go this way.
Okay, we're gonna take a little
dip in the pool. I'm not
My foundation can hold up my mortgage.
- You rock, Jonesy.
- I know, I know.
I got you, boo.
While I build trust with Tee,
you are gonna bond with Saffron.
She's nervous, she's
stressed, you are there
to take care of all of her
problems, big or small.
Okay, but I have ten out-of-towners
coming by for champagne tonight.
Honey, I'm on it.
- Thank you.
- Come on, bring it in.
Meanwhile, we'll put
the stimulation in play,
make sure that Tee is
feeling the pressure,
that the cops are onto him.
We want him looking
for a fast solution
to a serious problem.
Go get that.
And then, we're going
to give it to him
On a platter.
Hi, Detective Chase, Detective Watts,
we'd like to have a word with
one Mister Tee Lin, is he around?
It's the cops, should we
get rid of them for you?
Why bother? I got nothing to hide.
Thank you, Eva.
- Tee Lin?
- Hi. Yeah, how can I help you guys?
You're a hard man to track down, sir.
- We'd like to ask you a few questions.
- March 2019.
You were in Buffalo, New York, correct?
We have several witnesses who
put you at the Curtiss Hotel.
March fifth and sixth.
How about this?
- This guy ring any bells?
- Ding-a-ling-a-ling?
- Recognize him at all?
- No, never saw him before.
Okay. Well, thank you for your time.
Maybe you can check your calendar.
- March 2019.
- Give us a ring back.
You bet. Thank you.
You good?
What's going on?
Um the cops have shown up asking
about some missing guy in Buffalo.
Yeah, Tee seemed a
little nervous about it.
Come on.
Let's party!
Saffron Sims, soon to be Lin, yeah!
Okay, let's play some wedding games.
First is vow mad libs,
that's my favourite,
that's gonna be really fun.
Kelly's favourite wedding words scramble
and that's a really
That's a really good one.
I need to speak with Saffron Sims.
What? Why me? I didn't do anything.
You're under arrest for looking
so damn sexy. Come on, ladies!
No, no, no, you guys! No!
Saf, babe, why are you out
here? The party is inside.
Yeah, no, I'm
Just stressed about the wedding and
And everything.
Um, Samantha's so great
by the way, thank you.
It's such a relief to have her
here taking care of everything
and yelling at everybody.
- It's just great.
- Yeah, yeah, she and I go way back.
Besides, she owes me one, so
I called in a favour.
I uh helped her out
of a sticky situation, once.
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
Um what kind of situation?
- Oh, it's not my beans to spill.
- Right, right.
Besides, I don't want you
to think I'm a monster.
Oh, Kelly, babe, I would never.
Well,
let's just say
Samantha should be doing
life in prison right now,
instead she's here hosting
a bachelorette party
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
Okay, let's just say
I'm five glasses of champagne in.
- Here we go.
- Here we go.
Okay. I have to talk
to you about something.
My life is so different now
just because of, like, you.
No, seriously, seriously,
seriously, you are, like, my hero.
Come on, babe, I'm your friend,
what else was I going to do?
Listen, it's just like yeah,
but you were like above and beyond.
Yeah, my husband, he was a cheat
and he was a drunk and he had
chest hair like pubic hair.
Yeah, and don't forget abusive.
He was terrible, but it really
I shouldn't have been like,
"I'll put drugs in your scotch
and then, kick you down the stairs."
"Now you're dead."
The cops had me dead to right
and you saved my
40-year-old still tight ass.
What?
Guys, guys, it's fine, I don't care.
- Oh.
- No, honestly, it just makes me like you more.
It's just that I drank
too much champagne.
You're the best friend I've ever had,
I trust you and you guys can trust me.
Just tell me everything.
Okay
I set up this guy from
Flower's Cove to take the wrap,
breaking and entering, accidental death,
about ten years,
he'll probably do about four,
but his family is set for life.
I'm a grateful widow.
You guys, just the best,
you're the best. I'm
I'm just gonna go say good night to Tee.
Hey, hey, you can't say anything.
No, Kelly, circle of trust,
you are my maid of honour.
I'll see you in the morning.
How did I do? That was pretty good, eh?
- Good undercover.
- Yeah.
Why do I feel so bad?
We need more chairs! Don't look at
me unless you're carrying a chair.
Everybody just needs to calm down.
No!
Miya broke her ankle getting
out of the Uber last night.
- I'm so sorry for Miya.
- No.
She's number four, I
have four bridesmaids,
Tee has four grooms and we
have to match for the photos,
for the symmetry. Symmetry
is the definition of beauty.
Well, not true, actually.
It's wabi-sabi, it's the little
quirks that make for real beauty.
Dress.
Dress.
Dress!
Perfect.
It's perfect.
Welcome to the inner circle, Samantha.
When you get married, who's
gonna be your maid of honour?
And I just want you to
remember how much hard work
goes into being a maid of honour,
I think I've really, really
proven my mettle, this week.
I don't know, and I
got a couple of sisters,
so you're just gonna
have to get in line.
Oh, well, maybe when Ro gets
married, I can be her maid of honour.
Who's Ro?
Uh she works with Steve,
she's a lawyer, she's my friend.
Uh.
I guess a lot's
happened in eight months.
You're back with Steve,
you've got a new friend.
I gave up my apartment.
- Oh, you need to buy a place?
- I don't know.
You know, I was kind of looking
for a fresh start but really,
I just want to get back to Nathan.
Let's get her done.
We've baited the hook,
let's hope he bites.
We got four hours.
- All right, earrings.
- Let's do this.
We good? Can you hear us?
Do we have a plan B, just
in case this goes south?
Yeah, we have our backup team
keeping eyes on Tee's guys,
but you got to keep your phones on you.
It's gonna be hard, look at these
dresses, where are we gonna put it?
Well, you got your earrings
and they're recording, so let's just
have a little bit of faith, okay?
- Okay.
- Hey!
Saffron?
Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck.
Uh you know, I think
she's still with
Alfredo.
I think she has a little
contouring issue or something.
I just want to drop these off.
You guys have been so helpful,
we literally could not
have done this without you.
Oh, wow.
She was so worried about the colour,
I just wanted her to feel
good about the choice.
These are gorgeous but you
know, I already got earrings.
- Yeah? Let me see them.
- Nothing fancy.
Well, then, trash
them, Kelly, take these.
- What?
- Shit.
Come on, they're yours
to keep. Put them on.
Okay, if you say so.
Get one too. Thank
you for stepping up.
I bought four pairs so you'd get one.
My God, you are so
kind, I can't believe it.
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm
gonna put these on a little bit later
because I got to keep this little
headset for the big show.
Wedding planner's work,
what? It's never done.
- Good.
- Wish me luck.
Good luck!
But what about if everyone isn't here?
Wait, who is everyone anyway? I
guess it doesn't matter, does it?
'Cause I uninvited my high school
friends, my parents are dead
and everyone who actually
matters is in the wedding party,
so everyone else is gravy.
Is that weird? Is that
weird to call people gravy?
- Am I speaking too loud?
- No.
Yes, yes. Listen to me,
- you look beautiful.
- Thank you.
Okay? You ready?
- Okay, yes.
- Flowers. Okay, thank you, everyone.
Back, back, back,
back, back. All righty.
- Thank you guys so much.
- Okay, focus, focus, focus.
All right, here comes the
bride, and three, two, one.
Tee Lin, you have changed my life.
You take care of me, you cherish me.
Trusting people can be so risky,
but you've taught me to
believe in the best in others
and in the best in myself.
Stim's working, he's freaking out.
Mm-hmm, but we are running out of time.
Is backup here yet?
If you ever ♪
Change your mind ♪
About leaving leaving me behind ♪
Baby bring it to me ♪
Here's that fabulous cover
band I promised to you.
Bring it all home to me ♪
Backup's in place.
For life ♪
You're still the one I want ♪
Hum, nice pipes, Mr. Greene.
- It's Mr. Love.
- Oh.
- That's a nice dress, Miss Jones.
- Is it, though?
- God, I missed you, Kell.
- I missed you too.
We beat the odds together ♪
I'm glad we didn't listen ♪
I'm tired of waiting. I had to step in,
wrap this case up, bring you home.
Oh. You can do it like
that, huh? That easy?
Hey, there ain't no limit
to what I'll do for love.
But just look at us holding on ♪
- Okay, here he comes.
- May I cut in?
Still together still going strong ♪
So, Saff?
- Hm-hm.
- Tell me, you're a fixer, what's that about?
Oh, I'm not a fixer,
but I'm a good friend
that knows how to solve problems.
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
Well, maybe I have a
problem that needs solving.
Go ahead, tell me about it.
Let's find a quiet
room to talk about it.
Um.
- This looks promising.
- Yeah.
If he talks, though,
she's not wearing a wire,
we won't have ears on her.
Good night ♪
Hey! Where are you going?
We'll be back in a few minutes,
just keep Saffron company.
Sure thing. Okay, you hurry
back because I wanna dance
to three times a lady when they play it!
Yeah!
Everyone out, I need
a moment. Get out! Now!
All right, so
What's this problem
you're talking about?
Well, first,
I want to know what kind
of fixer you actually are.
All right, Tee, if I
can be helpful, I will,
but you got to let me in.
I don't know, it's
not easy to talk about.
Okay, but I can't help you
if I don't know what's
going on, you know?
It's just
I've been trying to turn things around.
This isn't something
that I'm proud about.
You know, when Kelly
first mentioned you,
- I was jealous.
- Oh.
- But you're just as cool as she is.
- Yeah, but you know what?
Three's not a crowd,
honey, it's a party.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You're right.
Look, I I had a guy in Buffalo,
we did a bunch of deals
together, we were tight.
But then I found out he was a rat.
So what did you do?
Took him out.
What do you mean?
- You took him out
where? - I took him out,
I got rid of him.
Come on, spell it out!
Okay, so like, threatened his life?
Is he in a different country? I mean
Is he coming back? That's
what I need to know.
No, he's not,
not unless he's crawling out of a
granite pit in Lancaster, New York.
Got it.
- We got it.
- I've got a guy in mind,
you know, with a big family,
a lot of money problems,
he'll be willing to do the
time for the right price.
What's that?
What is that?
It's the earring that you threw out.
You dug it out of the garbage
and have been holding
it since the wedding?
Yeah, you know, I
I get attached, I'm weird
like that, it's just
Give it to me.
- Come on
- Give it to me.
It's a goddamn bug.
He made her.
What? What are you talking
about? No, it's not.
Come on
- Turn around.
- Hey
Now.
- Who are you?
- Out, we have to go.
What's going on?
Naz, take Saffron, Nathan,
come with me, we lost Kelly.
Are you a cop?
Saffron, I'm sorry,
it's a beautiful name,
but come with me, please. Come on.
Wait, wait, wait, is Kelly a cop too?
Come on.
We lost contact just as he
was confessing, he saw her mic.
- Here.
- Okay.
Okay, basement, first floor,
second floor, we meet back here.
Let's go.
Shut up!
Police, don't move! Don't move a muscle!
Put it down! You put it down now!
- Take it easy.
- She trusted you.
This isn't about Saffron, it's
about you, you killing somebody.
And you know I can pull
this trigger and walk away
without ever giving you another thought,
because I just don't care.
Okay.
Okay.
- It's okay.
- Here we go.
Just take it easy.
Shut up.
Okay, back up, in there, in there!
- Hey! Hey
- Get in there!
Okay, okay. Okay, come on.
Just think this through,
where are you going to go?
That's for Saffron.
Are you okay?
No, no, no, no, no, no! Can you hear me?
Can you hear me, anyone? No! Oh! Here.
Are you okay?
- Hold on, let me get something.
- Is it bad?
Here, lean forward, lean forward, there.
Take the cloth, keep the pressure on it.
No sign of them. Where's Sam?
I don't know, she hasn't come back yet.
- Sam, what are you doing?
- I'll just use fabric.
- No!
- We need to keep you warm.
Hm, juicy.
Um
Interesting, hints of charcoal, maybe?
- You want it?
- No, thank you. I just like to watch.
All units, we're
looking for one Tee Lin.
Naz, Nathan, any sign of Sam or Kelly?
We're stuck in here!
Is there anybody out there?
- Hey!
- Naz!
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Get Kell, get Kell.
- Are you all right?
Come on, come on, come on. Are you okay?
I'm okay, I'm okay.
You've been playing me for eight months!
No. Okay, I'm so sorry,
okay? I was just doing my job.
Did you even like me?
- Saf, of course I did.
- Don't
Come on.
Okay, I'm not seeing him.
He must still be inside.
Karina, no!
Stop! Oh!
Karina!
No!
Kell!
Karina! Is she going to be okay?
- No, God, no.
- We can do this.
Give it to me. Okay, I got you.
Hands! Hands! Hands! Let me
see those hands right now!
Get out of the car!
Get out of the car now!
Get out! Turn around, nice and slow.
Tee Lin, you're under arrest
for the murder of Tony Peterson
- and God knows what else.
- Give me an ambulance!
Give me an ambulance now!
- You're gonna be okay.
- I got you, Karina.
Kell?
Kelly?
Jesus Christ, Kelly! Get up.
Um. Karina?
How are you feeling?
Where is Brixton?
Um, he's with the nanny at
the hotel until I get back.
- What?
- He's fine, okay? I just talked to them.
Okay, okay.
Thank you, it's good.
But you, on the other hand,
you have a concussion
and a fractured shoulder
and you're gonna have a
pretty sexy scar on that head.
How long?
How long is the scar?
I don't know yet
How long am I in here?
They're saying a week.
- A week?
- Maybe two.
Can you keep Brixton?
Me? Are you sure?
Yeah, Brix knows you
and you know his routine
and the nanny can stay
with you at the hotel.
Seriously, Karina?
Because all you've done
since that boy was born
is point out how I don't know
what I'm talking about
since I'm not a mother.
Don't you know me by now? I
love holding something over you.
But do you think I'd put
that boy in your hands
if I didn't have absolute faith in you?
I trust you.
You're Aunty Kelly.
Wazowski.
Sorry. I'm sorry,
I just needed to see Naz to
get a few details for the report
and then I'll be back
in uniform tomorrow.
No, you won't.
Excuse me?
Your work has been
acknowledged upstairs and I have been
mandated
to invite you back into the OCE,
along with Detective Duff.
Oh
That's um
That's wonderful. Okay.
Thank you.
- I didn't get it.
- Ah!
Oh, baby. Oh my God, are you okay?
I didn't get it.
You didn't get it? I'm sorry,
what do you mean? I'm just
Partner. I didn't make partner.
Oh, I'm I'm really sorry.
You must be very disappointed.
They said I was arrogant, a
mansplainer, whatever that means.
- Well, I mean
- Well, I could tell you what that means.
It means that Ro is
making partner instead
because she's a woman who talks nicely.
Since when was being nice part
of a criminal lawyer's job?
Yeah, so you must just be really sad.
Can I get you a cup of tea?
- Do we have valerian?
- We don't, we don't have
We got mint, we have mint.
- Okay, okay, mint's fine.
- Okay, you're welcome.
- How was your day?
- My day was
It was regular, don't worry about me.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Listen, I know you were hoping
for a more romantic reunion,
- but he just fell asleep.
- It's all right. Give me the baby.
How is Karina?
She'll live, thank God.
I can't even think
about all the paperwork
- I'll have to do for this case.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
May I have this dance?
Yes.
- Oh my God, I don't even know what time it is.
- Don't worry about it,
take tomorrow off.
All right, y'all, where
my party people at?
Come here, get up here, get up here.
Shout out to my girl, my sister
from another mister, my BFF,
Saffron Sims!
I would never make it down the aisle
if it wasn't for this woman!
She's doing everything to
pull this wedding together,
including dragging my little
ass all the way back to Canada!
Give it up for the best maid
of honour, Miss Kelly Jones!
Please, please, please, God, oh please,
God, oh please, God, oh
please, God, please, please.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, here we go,
here we go, okay, okay.
Yes, yes, yes. Faster, faster,
faster, faster, faster, and
Get a real job! Defund the police!
Hey!
You got a tissue? Or like a wet wipe?
Or like a gum wrapper? A napkin?
- I mean, yesterday's news? I'll take a dirty diaper
- Shush!
Don't you shush me.
I've been riding with
you for eight months
- and I keep saying to stop shushing me, so shush.
- Shush!
- Shush! Shush!
- Shush!
Shush!
You got the stuff?
- From Haifa?
- Uh-huh.
I don't want any
second-rate sabich, you know?
I know.
Oh my God.
Cops eating take out, this
is every taxpayer's nightmare.
This is what criminals pray for.
Fried eggplant, homemade amba,
it's what everyone prays for.
I wish you were still my mentor.
She is not my mentor, thank you.
Trusted partner, islands
in the stream, whatever.
I'm just saying this woman
makes me a better man.
- I can make you a better woman.
- Listen,
trust takes a while to
build, Chase and Swallows,
you know, we're not there yet.
Okay, go for Wazowski.
8598, we have a noise
complaint at 180 Pearl Street.
Okay, copy, on it.
Be right there. Out, go, now. What?
It's a very high-stake situation,
so I want you to stay in the
car, be ready to call for backup.
Yeah. It's a noise complaint?
Yeah, they can be tricky, though.
Right.
Hey, ladies. Wild night, uh? Party?
You're not here to make friends,
Swallows, not that you could.
Let's see how Swallows
screws up a noise complaint.
My partner is a bit of a nerd,
so I told her to stay in the car.
I said, "Stay in the car, nerd cop!"
Excuse me?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, the bride, yeah, absolutely.
Congratulations.
Whoa! Oh, whoa! Whoa!
Is there a problem, Officer?
I know you.
No, you don't.
Tara Swallows, and you're
No, man, I'm sorry,
I don't know no cops.
Not a man and
- I'll be right back, just give me a moment.
- Mm-hmm.
What is your problem, Wazowski?
You need to leave it as noise
complaint or whatever it is now,
there's an undercover
officer in the mix.
Yeah, I just saw Detective Duff.
Who was the undercover officer!
- I knew that.
- Yeah.
Absolutely. Thank you all so, so much,
hope you have a great
evening. We got to run
because we got a lot of
policing to do this evening.
It's a lot to be police,
a lot of things, so have a stay safe.
- Take it home safe.
- Good to know we can always count
on the women in blue!
It's an Aussie Teal Duncan.
I got one for myself
too, I couldn't resist.
It's amazing.
You're amazing. Where did you get it?
I got people, I got sources.
- You were right, you know.
- I know.
About what?
My blood pressure.
It goes way down when
I look at these guys.
Yeah, well, it's a little
world that we can control.
Oh my God! Look at these dorks.
Hmm.
- Hey, baby.
- Hi.
I'm showing Michael the new man cave.
- It's very cool.
- Hmm.
Sorry, babe, we already ate.
I asked them to wait, but your
husband is a terrible listener.
Oh, you know, it's like
talking to the radio,
and we're still divorced so
he's not exactly my husband.
What do you call him, then?
I call him I don't know.
You know, I think they need to
come up with a new word for it.
What do you call an ex-husband
new live-in boyfriend?
We can't be the only ones in this
weird situation. Hello, Michael.
- Long night?
- Oh yeah, and
Uh-uh, no. We aren't talking about work.
Sam always says she's
sick of talking about work,
whereas I can talk about
work all day, every day,
which is why I predict,
congratulations to me,
- I'm making partner on Friday.
- Here we go, there it is.
Short on humility.
- Don't need to tell me, I work with him.
- Um!
Ladies, sit, the men will bring dessert.
But back to what I was
saying about Manny Pacquiao,
I don't think there's ever
been a greater fighter.
- He does stop talking, eventually.
- When he's sleeping?
Uh you know what? He
actually talks in his sleep.
- Hey, how did you do for your steps today?
- Oh, 18K, you?
Shut up, I don't want to talk about it.
Listen, you're a lawyer
behind a desk, I'm a beat cop.
I told you it was a
challenge I was gonna win!
Still, you pushed me to be better.
That's what best friends do, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Okay. No, I hear you.
Okay, yes. Thank you.
They're pulling the plug, aren't they?
Okay, it's nap time.
Karina, come on, I have been
on this play for eight months.
- It can't all be for nothing.
- We're hemorrhaging money
and we're not getting
anywhere new, Kelly.
What are you talking about? Yes,
we are. Tee is getting worried,
why do you think he's
hiding out in Toronto?
Listen, if we take him down
now, at least we've got Tee Lin
on drugs, assault, money-laundering.
Yes, but we don't have
him on murder. Karina!
He killed an informant.
We don't have a body, we
don't have a weapon. I mean,
maybe he didn't kill him.
Come on. Peterson didn't
just disappear into thin air,
Tee killed him, and his
own guys have said as much.
Yes, and we can't arrest him on gossip,
so at this point, we
need forensic evidence,
an eye-witness or a
straight-up confession.
Okay, well, let's get
him on a confession.
Listen, Tee's the target,
I have inside access to him.
I'm his bridesmaid of
honour, for Christ's sake.
I'm so close, we can't give up on this.
Yeah, well, then you
Need to be a better bestie.
- Okay.
- Excuse me?
Because as of right now,
she's not giving you jack.
- Uh?
- We don't even know
if she knows anything about the murder.
- Okay, Russ, Russ, just give us a minute, will you?
- Okay, like, several.
I need to be in the loop.
Okay. Oh
Uh my milk is coming in,
I'm gonna have to pump. Oh.
Yeah, fine, fine.
I'll be in my room.
- Thank you.
- Bye.
I'll save you some.
Nice one. Nothing clears a
room like "I need to pump."
Okay. Are you sure you can do this?
Because I'm hearing your words
but I'm reading your face.
Yes, I can do it, it's just
I'm spending 90 percent of my
time doing maid of honour stuff.
You know what? Maybe
we shouldn't have paid off
the wedding planner to quit.
Well, with her gone, you got
in even deeper with Saffron,
- so you're welcome.
- Yes, but now, it's all I do!
I'm just saying I need
backup to pull this off.
And if I could come in, I
would, but you don't get it,
you're not a mother, Kelly,
I'm still nursing him.
Yeah, I get it, because you
remind me of it every day.
Look, if we don't get
a confession out of him
before this wedding is over,
Tee's gonna fly out to
Bali for their honeymoon,
and if he gets the vibe
that the cops are onto him,
then there's no reason to
believe he will ever come back.
When you get to be as experienced
as me, you don't make those mistakes.
I don't really see it as a mistake,
it's more like a learning experience.
Hmm. It's a really cool way of
looking at things, Nick. You'll go far.
I super value your mentorship.
Like, I feel like I've
grown so much as a cop
- since you started working here.
- Aw, man, Peej,
you really have potential.
I see me in you, I do. High-five.
Hi! I haven't seen you guys in
weeks, I miss you, both of you. Um
How are you? What are you working on?
You know how our new commander is,
we're not really supposed to talk
about our cases with the uniforms.
I'm not just a uniform,
don't call me a uniform
just by the fact that
I'm wearing a uniform.
Don't do that, that's not
And your commander is
a dictator, by the way.
Yeah. Um
How are you?
You and Steve good?
Yeah. Actually, we're in a groove.
Uh, he's about to make partner,
his colleagues are awesome
and, like, I made a friend, Ro.
She's a lawyer in his firm,
she's really, really nice.
Anyway, how how are you?
How are you still
dating Sarah from homicide?
Yeah. Yeah, I'm actually
I'm actually seeing
two Sarahs now. Yeah.
One with an H and one without.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
Two Sarahs?
What, are you polyamorous
now? Is that
Well I don't know about polyamorous.
Sarah two is polyamorous and so
then, I figured I should probably go
and get myself another
Sarah, it turns out.
So, then you know, I don't know,
does that make me
polyamorous? I don't
I don't know, me neither.
- I have no idea at all.
- No clue how that works.
It's like a lot to to take in, but
I don't want to think okay.
- Anyway, I should go, but
- Yeah.
I like the uniform, by the way.
Thanks. You go get detecting, Detective.
Yeah.
- Gotcha!
- I getcha!
I gotcha! I getcha gotcha!
- Oh-oh.
- Commander!
- Someone made a wrong turn again, didn't they?
- I just
Hi.
Sorry, did we not
have this conversation?
Uniformed officers
without security access
- are not allowed past the threshold.
- Yeah.
- Right?
- Oh, jeez.
It's
- Samantha.
- Samantha, right. Hey, hey, hey.
- Yeah, hi, hi.
- Come here, come here.
- Do you drive past your old boyfriend's houses?
- Excuse me?
Read your old love letters, scroll
back through photos, you know?
- Christmas 2008, Cancun 99!
- Hey.
In my experience, haunting the
past is not a great way to move on.
Oh, right, sorry, no, I just
I wasn't, I just was looking
for Superintendent Shanks.
- She's upstairs.
- Yes!
I'm aware, ma'am, it's just that
there's just one set of stairs
Are there?
There's the fire escape, but I just
didn't think that was practical.
Sadly, we are not a thoroughfare, right?
Yeah.
So, if I make allowances
for you, next thing I know,
it's the mail carrier,
it's Fedex, it's DoorDash,
all traipsing through.
That's a bad precedent.
Sam? How did you get in
here? I would have seen you.
Fire escape.
I mean, I would have
used the regular stairs,
it's just that I think your pal
Gloria, she doesn't like me very much.
Your office is really nice.
You definitely have arrived, boss.
I love you, Sam, I really do,
but what are you doing here?
Well, it has been a long
eight months of me in uniform
and there has been
licorice heists at the 7-11,
I'm breaking up fights in the
parking lot of Central Tech,
the occasional left
turn and one, count it,
one drug charge and that was
the sketchy psilocybin guru
on the Danforth that I read about
in Toronto Life and Hum, I just
I can't take it anymore.
Okay, sit down, sit down.
Uh
You have got to get Gloria's attention.
You have to be bulletproof and
undeniable, strong but correct,
hard but real.
- Sorry, I just need, like, a miracle to fall out of the sky.
- No, I
Edwina? I need a word.
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
He is beautiful. Oh, congratulations.
I heard you were back
in town, how can I help?
Uh well, believe it or
not, I think I may need her.
No way?!
Meet your new wedding planner.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I missed you so much!
Can you believe that they
paired me with Swallows?
- Ew, but now, you back with me, baby!
- Getting back, bitches!
Detectives.
How were you able to pull this off?
Edwina Shanks is a fairy godmother.
You're sure we can trust all this?
All you need to worry
about is who I trust,
and I trust Wazowski more than
anyone, because she's my girl.
2019, Tee is working with
our guy, Tony Peterson,
and then Peterson disappears.
Rumours among Tee's crew say
he made Peterson as an informant
and kills him in Buffalo, so then,
Tee books it to Toronto where
his fiancée, Saffron, grew up.
Now, I get into the crew via Saffron.
She's 35, nail tech, we became friends,
I actually really like her.
Now, the wedding is
this Saturday in Toronto.
After the reception, they get
on a flight, they go to Bali.
We need to get a confession out of
them before they get on that plane.
Oh, you think you're close
enough that he'll talk to you?
Well, I mean, we're cool and all
but he's not going to tell
me he killed an informant,
not unless he has good reasons,
so we need to A, make him nervous
and B, use Saffron to
make him think I'm a fixer
- who can take all his problems away.
- Mm-hmm.
So, I was thinking we do
A trojan horse with a side of Stim!
You my bitch!
- I am a bitch!
- No, you're my bitch.
I'm your bitch.
First step is getting you in
there as the new wedding planner.
I'll introduce you as my
trusted friend, a bridal wizard.
If they have a problem,
you have the solution.
But babe, are they too ombre?
I'm just I'm worried that
the girls are gonna look,
like, super last year and
Thank God.
- I just picked these up and I'm
- Oh my God.
Oh, stunning! Ombre is
so on trend at the moment.
It was here, it was gone, now
it's back again with a vengeance.
Well done, up top, kissy
fingers, yes, please.
This is my girl, Samantha Paupit,
the wedding planner I
was telling you about.
We go way back. She works miracles.
Any friends of Kelly, yes.
Saffron and Tee, you're
such a gorgeous couple,
you're burning my eyes, I can't take it.
This is what I need from you right now,
I need you to look at this schedule.
Are you with me? Are you focused?
All my suggestions, that's what I
want you to look at, it's in red.
Oh, wow.
Is that a lot?
Thank you, I've been
feeling so overwhelmed.
It's okay, it's gonna be
okay. Do you have a pool house?
- Yes.
- Yeah, you do?
Okay, we're gonna turn
it into the wedding HQ,
just away from the boy
even though he's so cute.
Look at your shiny shoes, I can't
even handle it. Is it this way?
- That way.
- Then we're gonna go this way.
Okay, we're gonna take a little
dip in the pool. I'm not
My foundation can hold up my mortgage.
- You rock, Jonesy.
- I know, I know.
I got you, boo.
While I build trust with Tee,
you are gonna bond with Saffron.
She's nervous, she's
stressed, you are there
to take care of all of her
problems, big or small.
Okay, but I have ten out-of-towners
coming by for champagne tonight.
Honey, I'm on it.
- Thank you.
- Come on, bring it in.
Meanwhile, we'll put
the stimulation in play,
make sure that Tee is
feeling the pressure,
that the cops are onto him.
We want him looking
for a fast solution
to a serious problem.
Go get that.
And then, we're going
to give it to him
On a platter.
Hi, Detective Chase, Detective Watts,
we'd like to have a word with
one Mister Tee Lin, is he around?
It's the cops, should we
get rid of them for you?
Why bother? I got nothing to hide.
Thank you, Eva.
- Tee Lin?
- Hi. Yeah, how can I help you guys?
You're a hard man to track down, sir.
- We'd like to ask you a few questions.
- March 2019.
You were in Buffalo, New York, correct?
We have several witnesses who
put you at the Curtiss Hotel.
March fifth and sixth.
How about this?
- This guy ring any bells?
- Ding-a-ling-a-ling?
- Recognize him at all?
- No, never saw him before.
Okay. Well, thank you for your time.
Maybe you can check your calendar.
- March 2019.
- Give us a ring back.
You bet. Thank you.
You good?
What's going on?
Um the cops have shown up asking
about some missing guy in Buffalo.
Yeah, Tee seemed a
little nervous about it.
Come on.
Let's party!
Saffron Sims, soon to be Lin, yeah!
Okay, let's play some wedding games.
First is vow mad libs,
that's my favourite,
that's gonna be really fun.
Kelly's favourite wedding words scramble
and that's a really
That's a really good one.
I need to speak with Saffron Sims.
What? Why me? I didn't do anything.
You're under arrest for looking
so damn sexy. Come on, ladies!
No, no, no, you guys! No!
Saf, babe, why are you out
here? The party is inside.
Yeah, no, I'm
Just stressed about the wedding and
And everything.
Um, Samantha's so great
by the way, thank you.
It's such a relief to have her
here taking care of everything
and yelling at everybody.
- It's just great.
- Yeah, yeah, she and I go way back.
Besides, she owes me one, so
I called in a favour.
I uh helped her out
of a sticky situation, once.
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
Um what kind of situation?
- Oh, it's not my beans to spill.
- Right, right.
Besides, I don't want you
to think I'm a monster.
Oh, Kelly, babe, I would never.
Well,
let's just say
Samantha should be doing
life in prison right now,
instead she's here hosting
a bachelorette party
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
Okay, let's just say
I'm five glasses of champagne in.
- Here we go.
- Here we go.
Okay. I have to talk
to you about something.
My life is so different now
just because of, like, you.
No, seriously, seriously,
seriously, you are, like, my hero.
Come on, babe, I'm your friend,
what else was I going to do?
Listen, it's just like yeah,
but you were like above and beyond.
Yeah, my husband, he was a cheat
and he was a drunk and he had
chest hair like pubic hair.
Yeah, and don't forget abusive.
He was terrible, but it really
I shouldn't have been like,
"I'll put drugs in your scotch
and then, kick you down the stairs."
"Now you're dead."
The cops had me dead to right
and you saved my
40-year-old still tight ass.
What?
Guys, guys, it's fine, I don't care.
- Oh.
- No, honestly, it just makes me like you more.
It's just that I drank
too much champagne.
You're the best friend I've ever had,
I trust you and you guys can trust me.
Just tell me everything.
Okay
I set up this guy from
Flower's Cove to take the wrap,
breaking and entering, accidental death,
about ten years,
he'll probably do about four,
but his family is set for life.
I'm a grateful widow.
You guys, just the best,
you're the best. I'm
I'm just gonna go say good night to Tee.
Hey, hey, you can't say anything.
No, Kelly, circle of trust,
you are my maid of honour.
I'll see you in the morning.
How did I do? That was pretty good, eh?
- Good undercover.
- Yeah.
Why do I feel so bad?
We need more chairs! Don't look at
me unless you're carrying a chair.
Everybody just needs to calm down.
No!
Miya broke her ankle getting
out of the Uber last night.
- I'm so sorry for Miya.
- No.
She's number four, I
have four bridesmaids,
Tee has four grooms and we
have to match for the photos,
for the symmetry. Symmetry
is the definition of beauty.
Well, not true, actually.
It's wabi-sabi, it's the little
quirks that make for real beauty.
Dress.
Dress.
Dress!
Perfect.
It's perfect.
Welcome to the inner circle, Samantha.
When you get married, who's
gonna be your maid of honour?
And I just want you to
remember how much hard work
goes into being a maid of honour,
I think I've really, really
proven my mettle, this week.
I don't know, and I
got a couple of sisters,
so you're just gonna
have to get in line.
Oh, well, maybe when Ro gets
married, I can be her maid of honour.
Who's Ro?
Uh she works with Steve,
she's a lawyer, she's my friend.
Uh.
I guess a lot's
happened in eight months.
You're back with Steve,
you've got a new friend.
I gave up my apartment.
- Oh, you need to buy a place?
- I don't know.
You know, I was kind of looking
for a fresh start but really,
I just want to get back to Nathan.
Let's get her done.
We've baited the hook,
let's hope he bites.
We got four hours.
- All right, earrings.
- Let's do this.
We good? Can you hear us?
Do we have a plan B, just
in case this goes south?
Yeah, we have our backup team
keeping eyes on Tee's guys,
but you got to keep your phones on you.
It's gonna be hard, look at these
dresses, where are we gonna put it?
Well, you got your earrings
and they're recording, so let's just
have a little bit of faith, okay?
- Okay.
- Hey!
Saffron?
Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck.
Uh you know, I think
she's still with
Alfredo.
I think she has a little
contouring issue or something.
I just want to drop these off.
You guys have been so helpful,
we literally could not
have done this without you.
Oh, wow.
She was so worried about the colour,
I just wanted her to feel
good about the choice.
These are gorgeous but you
know, I already got earrings.
- Yeah? Let me see them.
- Nothing fancy.
Well, then, trash
them, Kelly, take these.
- What?
- Shit.
Come on, they're yours
to keep. Put them on.
Okay, if you say so.
Get one too. Thank
you for stepping up.
I bought four pairs so you'd get one.
My God, you are so
kind, I can't believe it.
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm
gonna put these on a little bit later
because I got to keep this little
headset for the big show.
Wedding planner's work,
what? It's never done.
- Good.
- Wish me luck.
Good luck!
But what about if everyone isn't here?
Wait, who is everyone anyway? I
guess it doesn't matter, does it?
'Cause I uninvited my high school
friends, my parents are dead
and everyone who actually
matters is in the wedding party,
so everyone else is gravy.
Is that weird? Is that
weird to call people gravy?
- Am I speaking too loud?
- No.
Yes, yes. Listen to me,
- you look beautiful.
- Thank you.
Okay? You ready?
- Okay, yes.
- Flowers. Okay, thank you, everyone.
Back, back, back,
back, back. All righty.
- Thank you guys so much.
- Okay, focus, focus, focus.
All right, here comes the
bride, and three, two, one.
Tee Lin, you have changed my life.
You take care of me, you cherish me.
Trusting people can be so risky,
but you've taught me to
believe in the best in others
and in the best in myself.
Stim's working, he's freaking out.
Mm-hmm, but we are running out of time.
Is backup here yet?
If you ever ♪
Change your mind ♪
About leaving leaving me behind ♪
Baby bring it to me ♪
Here's that fabulous cover
band I promised to you.
Bring it all home to me ♪
Backup's in place.
For life ♪
You're still the one I want ♪
Hum, nice pipes, Mr. Greene.
- It's Mr. Love.
- Oh.
- That's a nice dress, Miss Jones.
- Is it, though?
- God, I missed you, Kell.
- I missed you too.
We beat the odds together ♪
I'm glad we didn't listen ♪
I'm tired of waiting. I had to step in,
wrap this case up, bring you home.
Oh. You can do it like
that, huh? That easy?
Hey, there ain't no limit
to what I'll do for love.
But just look at us holding on ♪
- Okay, here he comes.
- May I cut in?
Still together still going strong ♪
So, Saff?
- Hm-hm.
- Tell me, you're a fixer, what's that about?
Oh, I'm not a fixer,
but I'm a good friend
that knows how to solve problems.
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
Well, maybe I have a
problem that needs solving.
Go ahead, tell me about it.
Let's find a quiet
room to talk about it.
Um.
- This looks promising.
- Yeah.
If he talks, though,
she's not wearing a wire,
we won't have ears on her.
Good night ♪
Hey! Where are you going?
We'll be back in a few minutes,
just keep Saffron company.
Sure thing. Okay, you hurry
back because I wanna dance
to three times a lady when they play it!
Yeah!
Everyone out, I need
a moment. Get out! Now!
All right, so
What's this problem
you're talking about?
Well, first,
I want to know what kind
of fixer you actually are.
All right, Tee, if I
can be helpful, I will,
but you got to let me in.
I don't know, it's
not easy to talk about.
Okay, but I can't help you
if I don't know what's
going on, you know?
It's just
I've been trying to turn things around.
This isn't something
that I'm proud about.
You know, when Kelly
first mentioned you,
- I was jealous.
- Oh.
- But you're just as cool as she is.
- Yeah, but you know what?
Three's not a crowd,
honey, it's a party.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
You're right.
Look, I I had a guy in Buffalo,
we did a bunch of deals
together, we were tight.
But then I found out he was a rat.
So what did you do?
Took him out.
What do you mean?
- You took him out
where? - I took him out,
I got rid of him.
Come on, spell it out!
Okay, so like, threatened his life?
Is he in a different country? I mean
Is he coming back? That's
what I need to know.
No, he's not,
not unless he's crawling out of a
granite pit in Lancaster, New York.
Got it.
- We got it.
- I've got a guy in mind,
you know, with a big family,
a lot of money problems,
he'll be willing to do the
time for the right price.
What's that?
What is that?
It's the earring that you threw out.
You dug it out of the garbage
and have been holding
it since the wedding?
Yeah, you know, I
I get attached, I'm weird
like that, it's just
Give it to me.
- Come on
- Give it to me.
It's a goddamn bug.
He made her.
What? What are you talking
about? No, it's not.
Come on
- Turn around.
- Hey
Now.
- Who are you?
- Out, we have to go.
What's going on?
Naz, take Saffron, Nathan,
come with me, we lost Kelly.
Are you a cop?
Saffron, I'm sorry,
it's a beautiful name,
but come with me, please. Come on.
Wait, wait, wait, is Kelly a cop too?
Come on.
We lost contact just as he
was confessing, he saw her mic.
- Here.
- Okay.
Okay, basement, first floor,
second floor, we meet back here.
Let's go.
Shut up!
Police, don't move! Don't move a muscle!
Put it down! You put it down now!
- Take it easy.
- She trusted you.
This isn't about Saffron, it's
about you, you killing somebody.
And you know I can pull
this trigger and walk away
without ever giving you another thought,
because I just don't care.
Okay.
Okay.
- It's okay.
- Here we go.
Just take it easy.
Shut up.
Okay, back up, in there, in there!
- Hey! Hey
- Get in there!
Okay, okay. Okay, come on.
Just think this through,
where are you going to go?
That's for Saffron.
Are you okay?
No, no, no, no, no, no! Can you hear me?
Can you hear me, anyone? No! Oh! Here.
Are you okay?
- Hold on, let me get something.
- Is it bad?
Here, lean forward, lean forward, there.
Take the cloth, keep the pressure on it.
No sign of them. Where's Sam?
I don't know, she hasn't come back yet.
- Sam, what are you doing?
- I'll just use fabric.
- No!
- We need to keep you warm.
Hm, juicy.
Um
Interesting, hints of charcoal, maybe?
- You want it?
- No, thank you. I just like to watch.
All units, we're
looking for one Tee Lin.
Naz, Nathan, any sign of Sam or Kelly?
We're stuck in here!
Is there anybody out there?
- Hey!
- Naz!
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Get Kell, get Kell.
- Are you all right?
Come on, come on, come on. Are you okay?
I'm okay, I'm okay.
You've been playing me for eight months!
No. Okay, I'm so sorry,
okay? I was just doing my job.
Did you even like me?
- Saf, of course I did.
- Don't
Come on.
Okay, I'm not seeing him.
He must still be inside.
Karina, no!
Stop! Oh!
Karina!
No!
Kell!
Karina! Is she going to be okay?
- No, God, no.
- We can do this.
Give it to me. Okay, I got you.
Hands! Hands! Hands! Let me
see those hands right now!
Get out of the car!
Get out of the car now!
Get out! Turn around, nice and slow.
Tee Lin, you're under arrest
for the murder of Tony Peterson
- and God knows what else.
- Give me an ambulance!
Give me an ambulance now!
- You're gonna be okay.
- I got you, Karina.
Kell?
Kelly?
Jesus Christ, Kelly! Get up.
Um. Karina?
How are you feeling?
Where is Brixton?
Um, he's with the nanny at
the hotel until I get back.
- What?
- He's fine, okay? I just talked to them.
Okay, okay.
Thank you, it's good.
But you, on the other hand,
you have a concussion
and a fractured shoulder
and you're gonna have a
pretty sexy scar on that head.
How long?
How long is the scar?
I don't know yet
How long am I in here?
They're saying a week.
- A week?
- Maybe two.
Can you keep Brixton?
Me? Are you sure?
Yeah, Brix knows you
and you know his routine
and the nanny can stay
with you at the hotel.
Seriously, Karina?
Because all you've done
since that boy was born
is point out how I don't know
what I'm talking about
since I'm not a mother.
Don't you know me by now? I
love holding something over you.
But do you think I'd put
that boy in your hands
if I didn't have absolute faith in you?
I trust you.
You're Aunty Kelly.
Wazowski.
Sorry. I'm sorry,
I just needed to see Naz to
get a few details for the report
and then I'll be back
in uniform tomorrow.
No, you won't.
Excuse me?
Your work has been
acknowledged upstairs and I have been
mandated
to invite you back into the OCE,
along with Detective Duff.
Oh
That's um
That's wonderful. Okay.
Thank you.
- I didn't get it.
- Ah!
Oh, baby. Oh my God, are you okay?
I didn't get it.
You didn't get it? I'm sorry,
what do you mean? I'm just
Partner. I didn't make partner.
Oh, I'm I'm really sorry.
You must be very disappointed.
They said I was arrogant, a
mansplainer, whatever that means.
- Well, I mean
- Well, I could tell you what that means.
It means that Ro is
making partner instead
because she's a woman who talks nicely.
Since when was being nice part
of a criminal lawyer's job?
Yeah, so you must just be really sad.
Can I get you a cup of tea?
- Do we have valerian?
- We don't, we don't have
We got mint, we have mint.
- Okay, okay, mint's fine.
- Okay, you're welcome.
- How was your day?
- My day was
It was regular, don't worry about me.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Listen, I know you were hoping
for a more romantic reunion,
- but he just fell asleep.
- It's all right. Give me the baby.
How is Karina?
She'll live, thank God.
I can't even think
about all the paperwork
- I'll have to do for this case.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
May I have this dance?
Yes.
- Oh my God, I don't even know what time it is.
- Don't worry about it,
take tomorrow off.