Somebody Somewhere (2022) s03e01 Episode Script

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SAM: Don't look at me like that.
Huh? You want one more stretchies?
You want one more stretchies?
Oh, he's such a good boy.
- You're such a good boy!
- (SHERI CHUCKLING)
Yes! (LAUGHS)
Wow, he really gives it up, doesn't he?
- SHERI: Just for you, Sammy.
- Oh, yeah, right. (LAUGHS)
(STRAINING) Okay, okay.
- Oh. Hey, are you alright?
- Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just not meant to be
that close to the ground.
Alright, I gotta get going,
but I just wanna show you,
real quick. Hm?
- SHERI AND CHRISTY: Aw!
- SAM: So cute.
- CHRISTY: You would make a good mom.
- Oh, Jesus.
You're the first person
that's ever said that to me.
- CHRISTY: Come on.
- I mean, I have been pregnant many times, but
- (LAUGHTER)
- CHRISTY: How many?
SAM: You lose count after 10.
("SMALLTOWN BOY" BY
BRONSKI BEAT PLAYING)
- Bye, ladies. Drink some water, Sheri!
- SHERI: Bye.
- Yeah, okay.
- CHRISTY: Bye, Sam.
Cry ♪
No, you never cried to them ♪
- Just to your soul ♪
- (SAM SINGING ALONG)
Run away, turn away,
run away, turn away ♪
Run away ♪
- Crying ♪
- Run away, turn away ♪
Run away, turn away, run away ♪
Crying ♪
Run away, turn away,
run away, turn away ♪
Run away ♪
- Run away, turn away, run away, turn away ♪
- (MOUTHING)
- Run away ♪
- (SOFTLY) Fuck, I wish I could hit that note.
("SMALLTOWN BOY" CONTINUES PLAYING)
♪
Cry ♪
- (ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
- (SONG STOPS ABRUPTLY)
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS IN RESTAURANT)
SAM: (SIGHS) To my sister.
No, I can do better than that.
- To my hot-ass, newly single sister.
- Hell, yeah.
Miss Tricia Marie Miller. Welcome back.
- Oh, my God. I'm going backwards.
- What? No.
Y-You're taking back
your maiden name, right?
- Trish?
- I mean, I haven't even I-I haven't thought
I don't know, I haven't
thought about it yet. I
Well, there's only two of
us left. You gotta represent.
No. (SIGHS) But, I-I mean,
I've been Tricia Marie Murphy
longer than I have been
Tricia Marie Miller.
Alright. Well, you can
keep those monogram towels
you like so much. (LAUGHS)
(SIGHS) Hey. I mean,
Trish, come on. This
is This is a good thing.
You're doing a good thing.
This is what you wanted.
It's a change,
but you look incredible.
And you're dating a bunch of guys
who are way better than Rick.
I know, but I'm no one's person, Sam.
Officially, nobody needs me.
Alright, well, I'm nobody's
person, and look at me.
Oh, my God. Seriously?
Sorry, I can't help it. (SNIFFLES)
Hey, we're supposed to
be celebrating, right?
Look, look, look. We got our CCQ.
We got our salsa, our
chips, our margarinis.
It's It's just
it's a new beginning.
Hm?
You want some chips?
- (TRICIA SNIFFLES)
- You want some CCQ?
- No.
- No?
Okay, I guess I'll party by myself then.
- (TRICIA SIGHS)
- Just take this hot cheese
and put it in my mouth
and see what happens.
- Oh, gross. (WHIMPERS)
- (CRUNCHES) Mm.
(MOUTHFUL) Tricia, this is so good.
Mm, put it in your
mouth. Just like this.
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
- Crunch, crunch. Crunch, crunch.
- Sam, quit.
- Crunch, crunch. Crunch, crunch.
- (SIGHS) Stop.
Come on. Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.
- (SOFTLY) Jesus.
- Come here. Come here, have a chip.
Oh, my God, why are you such a child?!
- What is your problem?
- (LAUGHING) I can't help it.
- Welcome back. (CHUCKLES)
- (CRUNCHES)
You'll be okay.
- Oh, my God. It's still light out. (LAUGHS)
- (TRICIA SHUDDERS)
- Alright, what you wanna do next?
- Yeah.
Rock-A-Belly? Auntie Mae's?
Uh, well, I have to go back to work.
- Come on.
- I have a ton of stuff to do. I know.
- Alright. Where you parked?
- Hm?
(CAR CHIRPS)
SAM: Excuse me?
Whose is this?
- She's mine.
- SAM: Fuck off.
- (TRICIA LAUGHS)
- Are you serious?
- Yes! (LAUGHS)
- Tricia!
Who paid for it?
It's a little divorce present
to me from my "Cunt" pillows.
- Holy shit!
- (TRICIA GIGGLES)
- Damn, that's a lot of cunts!
- Ta-da! (GIGGLES)
- Congratulations.
- Thank you!
- Yeah, you're welcome. (LAUGHS)
- (GIGGLES)
Um, hey, so I need you
to go pick up that check
from Iceland out at the farm tomorrow.
What? No!
Come on, Tricia, we agreed
you're gonna do that.
- Sam, I am too busy!
- Come on, we're having fun!
- Tricia, come on!
- No!
I'm not doing it! I don't like him.
He's weird, he barely talks, and
you know, he smells.
- Not my problem.
- So No, just go up there,
grab the check, and be on
your way. It is not a big deal.
- It's easy. Just do it.
- Tricia.
I don't wanna see some weirdo
walking around our house
in his boxer shorts.
- It feels weird.
- Oh, my God. He's always fully dressed.
- Come on, grow up.
- No.
- I'm not growing up, I'm not going.
- Sam.
- I'm not going.
- It is time.
- Sorry
- Go.
- Your problem
- Go!
Not my problem!
I just got divorced, Sam.
Wh
Why you gotta try to
manipulate me right now?
You know I'm drunk.
Oh
Fine.
- I'll go, okay?
- Thank you. Thank you.
Fuck
Do you want a ride home?
I think you drank most of that pitcher.
I guess I did, didn't I?
A ride maybe in this?
(SCOFFS)
How do you feel about luxury?
I don't know, I've never
had any luxury before.
TRICIA: You're gonna love it.
Oh, my God. This does
not feel safe. (LAUGHS)
- (KEYS JINGLE)
- Oh, my God. (LAUGHS)
- You look like a little potato!
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
♪
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
TRICIA: Alright. (SIGHS)
- Work your magic.
- Well, this is a lot.
- Well, that's what assistants are for.
- Tr
Tricia, I thought we
weren't gonna use that word.
Why don't you come in and
watch me go through these?
Uh, no thanks. I think I've
had enough fun for one night.
- Come on, I'll
- (SEATBELT CLICKS)
- I can make you a roadie.
- Nah.
- Oh my God, are you giggling?
- (GIGGLES) No.
You back in business?
- I'm back in business.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- Is it Shorty or Lispy?
- Neither. New guy.
- Oh, you slut!
- (TRICIA GIGGLES)
- I mean, not a slut. Just
- Well, I know what you meant.
- Yeah, just a promiscuous woman about town.
- (TRICIA LAUGHS)
- That's a compliment though, right?
- Alright, stay safe out there.
- Alright, see you later!
- Yeah.
Alright. What are you gonna do now?
Margarini?
Ooh, margarini
(SING-SONGY) Margarini! ♪
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ENGINE RUMBLING)
- (PARKING BRAKE CLICKS)
- (ENGINE CUTS)
♪
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
(HUSHED CHATTER)
Uh-oh! Looks like I missed all the fun.
- You did.
- Well then, what am I gonna do with these?
That's okay. I can find a home for 'em.
Is this okay?
- Yeah.
- Oh, just ignore that sale sticker.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Sammy! Sammy! We're almost done!
It's three to three, okay?
We just gotta play the rubber match!
Copy that!
- (WHISPERS) What is he talking about?
- (WHISPERS) I have no idea.
(BOTH LAUGH)
- Ooh, what are these?
- Scotcheroos!
Sold. What do I owe you?
You can just have 'em. It's
friends and family discount.
- No, no.
- BRAD: Yeah.
No friends and family when
it comes to God. Come on.
Oh, well. Let me break it for you.
No, come on. Keep the
change for your buddy Jesus.
It's the least I can do.
JOEL: Oh, hey! You made it.
BRAD: Sam was just
insisting on overpaying
for a plate of rejects.
(LAUGHS) What are you,
some kinda Rockefeller?
- Yes, I am.
- (LAUGHS) Okay, fun.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to address this.
(SIGHS) Jordan? Jordan.
Remember, we talked about this?
You need to wring that out
before you wipe another thing down.
(SIGHS) My God in Heaven.
This one's gonna kill me.
- Real taskmaster.
- Well, he has a very specific process.
(BOTH LAUGH)
- So, did you guys have a nice turnout?
- Yeah, actually, we did.
I mean, it was mainly just parents
buying back stuff that
they actually baked,
but, mm, it was good. How are those?
- Fucking delicious. I can't stop myself.
- Alright. (LAUGHS)
(BOTH LAUGHING QUIETLY)
- So
- So?
I have some big news.
What?! Don't tell me you're pregnant.
- Uh, no.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
Um
I got an offer on my house.
Wow! Didn't you just list it?
Yeah, last week.
Well, that's promising, right?
First offer already in. Exciting.
Well, I'm gonna take it.
Because it's, um, it's
a really good deal.
That's what my real estate agent said.
'Cause it's an all-cash offer,
so that means it's a quick
closing. It's these
It's these rich people from Kansas City.
They're buying it for their
kid who's gonna go to school.
It's, I guess, the one perk
of living next to campus.
- (NERVOUS LAUGH)
- Yeah. Well, you know what?
That's That's great.
We gotta celebrate.
Yeah, we'll do 'tinis or something.
- Yeah, load 'em up.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
And you're cool with it, right?
- Like, you're happy for it?
- Of course, I'm cool with it.
- I'm happy for you. It's great.
- (JOEL CHUCKLES)
'Cause I've
I've loved doing the rental
stuff with you. But
Oh, come on. I'm wealthy and retired.
Don't give it another thought.
Uh-oh!
- Who won?
- She did. She let me lose.
- (FRED AND SUSAN LAUGH)
- Well, we gotta celebrate.
What are you guys doing now?
You wanna
You wanna go to The Chef?
Plus-ones allowed?
Eh, we got this couples
fantasy football thing.
We are killing the competition.
- Come on, babe. We gotta go.
- FRED: Alright.
Uh, I'll call you guys,
and we'll get something
in the books, okay?
- Okay. Later!
- Yep. (GIGGLES)
Um, well, what about you
guys? Let's go to The Chef.
Um, the thing is we just have
to drop all of these leftovers
- at the senior center.
- Joel, do you know where the,
uh, tape and marker went
so I can label these?
- Yeah, it's in the off Um, I'll just go get it.
- BRAD: Okay.
(CHUCKLES) Um
Do you wanna come with us?
No, no, come on. You guys do your thing.
Okay. Well, call me.
Of course. I call you
all the fucking time.
- Okay.
- Yeah!
- JOEL: Thanks for stopping by.
- Yeah.
(PLASTIC CRINKLING)
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
(SIGHS)
(ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
- (DOGS BARKING)
- MARY: Hi, this is Mary
calling you from Tender
Loving Care Animal Shelter.
- SAM: Hi.
- Oh, could you hold, please?
- (PUTS DOWN PHONE)
- Hi, there! Can I help you?
Yeah, hi, uh, I was just driving by,
and I wanted to meet some dogs.
Just gimme a minute to wrap this up,
and I can show you around.
- Okay, great.
- (PHONE BEEPS)
MARY: Hi, thank you so much for holding.
- A rottweiler? Yeah, I know.
- (DOGS CONTINUE BARKING)
Great, so we can expect
you at 2:30 tomorrow?
Sounds perfect, and we'll see you there.
Yeah, you can bring the family in, too.
Everyone can come in and get acquainted.
For next week, come
stop by to see Sarah
- So, not sure what you're looking for.
- (DOGS BARKING)
Um, I think maybe one
of the little guys.
- I'm kinda scared of the big poops.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
Great, we keep our puppies, kittens,
- and smaller dogs in here.
- (DOG YAPS)
- Oh. Oh, is that Pepper?
- Mm-hmm.
- I recognize you from the website.
- Yeah.
- (PEPPER BARKING)
- Yeah, definitely
definitely doesn't love being here.
- Aw, it's okay. (LAUGHS)
- But, she's a real sweetheart.
- Yeah.
- Would you like to hold her?
- I would. Yeah.
- (DOGS BARKING)
(OPENS CRATE)
You can grab her if you want.
- Okay. Hi. Hi, sweetie.
- (DOGS BARKING)
Hi. Hi.
Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness.
(DOGS BARKING)
- (SOFTLY) Look at her.
- MARY: See? She's a sweetheart.
- Yeah! (LAUGHS)
- I'll give you two a minute to get acquainted.
SAM: Okay. (LAUGHS)
What is it? What is it?
What is it? Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, just
Little Pepper.
You're just Just relaxing,
huh? Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
Yeah.
Look at all the kitty cats.
- You wanna go play with the kitty cats?
- (SOFT MEOWING)
Huh?
You like it right here? Oh, yeah.
I like you.
Can I ask you a question?
Do you like fantasy football?
No. It's stupid, right?
Do you like cheese? Huh?
(LAUGHS) You're so fluffy.
- (GIGGLES)
- (CAMERA SHUTTER SNAPS)
(DOGS BARKING)
That Pepper is, um,
a really special little girl. (LAUGHS)
Oh yeah. If I didn't
already have a house full,
she'd be coming home with me.
Well, um,
I'm gonna think about it.
Why don't you take one
of these applications,
just in case?
Okay. (LAUGHS)
Um, I-I really appreciate
your time. This is
- It was really I loved it.
- No problem. Have a good one.
(DOGS BARKING)
BRAD: Are you sure you're
okay with my day-to-day dishes?
Absolutely. Mine are all
chipped from the renters anyway.
- Animals.
- (LAUGHS) I know.
Now, I know that you were on
the fence about the spice rack.
No, I wasn't! It's a family heirloom!
No, it has to stay.
- Really? Okay, wonderful.
- Yeah.
But, what do you think
about pictures on the fridge?
Huh.
Like
Like with magnets?
- It doesn't matter. It's not important.
- No, it's
That's not important.
Now, I have my, um,
baking dishes here.
- Oh! Like a museum! (LAUGHS)
- I know, right?
It But I could stack 'em
and make room for other items.
No, don't you dare stack CorningWare.
- Oh, my God, I was hoping you would say that.
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
Okay, so I think
I think the only thing
I need a place for is my Vitamix.
Okay, how big is it?
Um Ooh!
What about just right
here on the counter?
You know, it's got the
plug and everything.
(GASPS)
- JOEL: Oh.
- (CHUCKLES)
- I've hit a nerve, haven't I?
- BRAD: It I just
I don't put (SIGHS)
appliances on the counters,
other than, you know, my coffeemaker
because I use it every day.
But, you know what? I can.
- Brad, are we having our first fight?
- (BRAD LAUGHS)
- This isn't a fight.
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
This is all a part of the fun.
- And I am here for all of it.
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
Okay, me, too.
(QUIET COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
♪
(DOOR OPENS)
- CHRISTY: Hey, Sam!
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?
- Uh, I came by to pick up my credit card tips.
CHRISTY: Oh, okay. Just one sec.
- Hey, Sher.
- Hey, Sammy.
- How you doing?
- Pretty good, how are you?
(SIGHS) Never better.
- Hmm. There you go.
- SAM: Thank you.
- Nice.
- (ENVELOPE CRINKLING)
Um, so are you still
looking for somebody
to do your Tuesdays and Thursdays?
'Cause I think I I think I can do it.
(GASPS)
- Really?
- Yeah.
That would be great.
I haven't been to any of Lauren's games.
Well, we can't have that, can we?
But, um, I will quit if she loses, so
She's not gonna fuckin' lose.
(LAUGHS) Alright, let me
put it in the cal then.
SHERI: Hey, are you cheating on Roscoe?
I would never cheat on Roscoe.
- I like to look at fluffy shit sometimes, you know?
- SHERI: Yeah, fluffy. Fluffy.
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
I think I'm gonna just
get the eggs Benedict.
I'm gonna get the crab cake Benedict.
Nah, I'm getting the
Florentine frittata! Come on.
- With the gravy?
- Yes, of course, load it up.
(ALL CHUCKLE)
- Fred?
- And, uh, can I get the, um,
- egg white omelet?
- Okay.
- And do you have any broccoli back there?
- WAITER: Sure do.
- And what kind of cheese?
- FRED: Great. No cheese.
Just toast. Uh, wheat or,
um, anything with sprouts.
- You got it.
- There you go. Thanks.
Are we doing French toast for the table?
SAM AND JOEL: Absolutely.
No, no, no. No, we're good.
No, no, please bring it.
- WAITER: Okay.
- FRED: Don't
- Um, "we're good"?
- Yeah, also,
I've never heard you say
the word "broccoli" before.
Okay, look, it's not my fault, alright?
Susie made me go to the doctors.
I hadn't been in
years, and you guys know
that doctors really aren't my thing.
Same. (CHUCKLES)
I just gotta, like, ease up on the junk
- and get the body moving, you know?
- SAM: Yeah.
- It's a use it or lose it kind of situation.
- JOEL: I love that.
- We're here to support in any way we can.
- Thank you.
Yeah, alright.
Well, thank you, Joel.
I appreciate that.
Because, uh, I promised Susie
no more Chef.
"No more Chef"?
- What do you mean?
- I know. I know.
- Come on
- You two can go,
but just don't tell me about it, okay?
No, come on. This is, like,
the best part of my week!
It's the only time I see you guys!
Well, I thought of that,
and I came up with a great solution.
- Oh, jeez.
- Alright, now like I said,
I like to get the body moving,
and you know I love sports.
So, we're gonna take this party
and bring it over to Catch Club.
- That's right. Little enthusiasm, please.
- (AWKWARD LAUGHTER)
All's you need is a glove
and a great attitude.
- Well, I don't have either one of those.
- Oh, come on! You're gonna love it!
Come on, it's gonna make you
feel good! What do you say?
- You in?
- Okay.
What, you have a glove?
No, but I have the internet.
- WAITER: There you are.
- Oh, my God. God bless you.
- FRED: Ooh.
- JOEL: Mm-hmm.
Yes, a little syrup
Fred, what are you doing?!
What? I can't help myself!
I got no brakes on the car!
- Come on! Get that d Get
- (FORKS SCRAPE)
- I'm worried about Fred.
- Really? Why?
I don't know. Maybe he's not
telling us the whole story.
Oh God, he's fine.
Besides, Susan's all over it.
She's not gonna let him do anything fun.
- (LAUGHS) Sam.
- Sorry.
- When's the last time you went to a doctor?
- (SIGHS) I don't know.
Maybe '96?
- What? Why?
- Oh, don't worry about it.
Uh-oh. Got about 45
missed calls from Tricia.
- Do you care?
- No.
TRICIA (ON VOICEMAIL):
Sam, call me, please.
Did you get the rent
check for Mom and Dad?
It has to be in by
the first of the month
or her nursing home payment will bounce.
- Call me!
- Oops. Oopsies.
- What happened?
- (SAM SIGHS)
Nothing. Just Tricia being Tricia.
Alright. You don't have
to watch me do this.
(SEAT SQUEAKING)
- Okay. Ooh.
- (WHEEZING LAUGH)
I wish I I wish I
had a dollar to tip ya.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
(BRAKES SQUEAKING)
(ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)
- (BREEZE BLOWING)
♪
- (CARS DRIVING BY)
- (DISTANT DOG BARKING)
- (PARKING BRAKE CREAKS)
- (ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
(FLOORBOARDS CREAKING)
Can I offer you something to drink?
No, no, I'm good, thanks.
I like what you've done with the place.
Thank you.
(CHAIR SCRAPES)
You know, we could just set up
direct deposit if that's easier.
This is easier.
(SCOFFS)
You sound like my dad.
(CHECK RIPPING)
- (QUIET RIPPING)
- (SAM SIGHS)
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
Wesley?
(ICELAND SOFTLY WHISTLES)
Come on.
- Come on.
- (WESLEY WHINES)
(ICELAND LAUGHS)
(WESLEY CHOMPING)
You must really love him
if you're giving him steak.
Well, he's a really good dog.
Hey. (KISSING) Hi.
- Hi. (GIGGLES)
- (PATS DOG)
- I'll show you out.
- No, no, it's okay.
- I know where I'm going.
- No, no, no, no.
You know, is this weird?
With all these pictures?
I can take some of 'em
with me if you want.
No. I like them.
- Make up stories about them.
- Really?
Okay, how about this one?
ICELAND: Mom?
Overachiever. Perfectionist.
Well, that's not fair. You've met her.
And um, how 'bout her?
Sweet. Thoughtful.
Kleptomaniac.
You're actually
That was good. (LAUGHS)
And, um, how 'bout that one?
Well, I'm still kinda
working on that one.
Well yeah, she's a piece of work.
Okay. (SIGHS) I gotta get outta here.
Thanks. Uh, thanks for the check.
Well, look, if you
need anything else, um,
my name is on that list
of contacts by the phone.
I'm I'm Sam.
Víglundur Hjartarson.
(WEAK LAUGHTER)
I don't think I'm smart
enough for that one.
Okay. Oh
So, Iceland, right?
Yes.
Are those Northern Lights,
like, really a thing?
Yes.
That's cool.
I'll have to check 'em out
sometime, I guess. (LAUGHS)
I mean, I've never
I've never been to Europe,
but I've been to Nebraska, so
Okay. (SLIGHT CHUCKLE)
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
(DOOR CREAKS)
- Trish!
- TRICIA: One sec!
(SIGHS) I got the check.
Gonna put it right
right there for you.
- (SNIFFLES)
- (PUTS DOWN BAG)
(SAM SIGHS)
- Hi.
- Hi.
Ooh.
- So, you got the check?
- Yeah, it's right over there.
Okay. He's so weird and smelly.
He doesn't smell, Tricia. God.
Well, he looks like he smells!
(SIGHS)
You look good.
Thank you.
- I feel good.
- SAM: Yeah?
Yeah. Like, really good.
Like, I think I'm done
feeling sorry for myself.
You know, life is too short.
- SAM: Good.
- Why do it, you know?
I'm gonna manifest the change.
And in fact, I've already started.
Because what did I want?
A successful business.
Uh, done! Check. I wanted an Escalade.
- Done, check. And now, I
- (PHONE RINGING)
- Ooh.
- (ANSWERS PHONE)
Hello!
(TRICIA GIGGLING)
Alright, just one sec.
Okay. (GIGGLES)
- Cute.
- I'm thinking "Trading Spaces" maybe tonight.
- What do you think?
- Oh, no, no, I have a date.
What do you mean you
have a date? We had plans.
Well, I mean, we did have plans,
but now we don't because I have a date.
- Since when?
- Since, like, an hour ago.
- Oh, my God, Tricia.
- What? You want me to be happy and have fun.
- (SIGHS) Of course, I do.
- Just don't worry about it.
So, there's, uh, chicken
enchiladas I made for you.
They're warming in the
oven. Just use a mitt.
And then, there's those
Skinny Cows in the freezer,
and if you eat them on
the couch, just, you know,
- use a napkin. Yeah. Okay.
- Use a napkin. I know.
- Have fun!
- What are y
- You're leaving like right now?
- Oh yeah. Don't wait up.
- Tricia, I just poured you a glass of wine!
- TRICIA: You can have it.
- I don't like Pinot Grigio!
- Bye!
(SNIFFLES)
(SIGHS)
Fuck.
(BLOWS)
(DOGS BARKING)
- Hey, Mary.
- MARY: Hi, there.
- Remember me?
- (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Well, um,
I'm going for it. I-I
came back for Pepper.
I-I did the application.
I have the treats. I don't
- I don't know what else I need, but I
- Oh, shoot.
"Oh, shoot" what?
Well, she got adopted.
- Oh, she did?
- (DOG BARKING)
- W-Well, that's great, right?
- Yeah.
She's gonna be well taken care of.
Yeah, well, that's good.
I mean, she's probably
better off anyway, right?
Hey, don't say that.
I can take you back again if
you wanna see who else we have.
Um, no, I'm gonna go. Um
- Take care, Sam.
- Thanks.
(SAM CRYING)
What? (SNIFFLES)
(SIGHS) Okay.
(SNIFFLES, SIGHS)
(KEYPAD CLACKING)
(DEEP SIGH)
(LINE RINGING)
(SNIFFLES, SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
JOEL (ON PHONE): Hey Oh,
God. Hold on one second. (LAUGHS)
No! You're not supposed to touch 'em
until they're crisp
and brown on one side!
- Those are not crisp and brown!
- BRAD: Oh. Okay.
JOEL: I'm sorry. (LAUGHS) We're
making mushroom Bourguignon.
- There's a lot of steps.
- (LAUGHS) Fancy.
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
- BRAD: Is it Sam?
- Hi, Sam! Hi!
- Hi, Brad.
Wow, it sounds like you guys
got your hands full over there.
JOEL: Sorry. (LAUGHS) Yes, we kinda do.
Um, can I call you a little bit later?
Yep. Just checking in.
JOEL: Okay, great, thank
you. Sorry! Bye-bye.
Okay.
(GASPS)
(SOBS)
(SNIFFLES) Come on.
(SNIFFLES, SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
- (SNIFFLES)
- (SEAT CREAKS)
(KEYS RATTLE)
- (TRUCK CHIMING)
- (STARTS ENGINE)
(SIGHS)
(CHIMING STOPS)
(SEATBELT CLICKS)
- (SNIFFLES) Alright.
- (SHIFTS GEAR)
Ah, fuck.
("SMALLTOWN BOY" BY
BRONSKI BEAT PLAYING)
To your soul ♪
To your soul ♪
Cry ♪
Cry ♪
Mother will never understand ♪
Why you had to leave ♪
But the answers you
seek will never be found ♪
At home ♪
The love that you need
will never be found ♪
At home ♪
Run away, turn away,
run away, turn away ♪
Run away ♪
Run away, turn away,
run away, turn away ♪
Run away ♪
Pushed around and kicked around ♪
Always a lonely boy ♪
You were the one
that they'd talk about ♪
Around town as they put you down ♪
And as hard as they would try ♪
They'd hurt to make you cry ♪
But you never cried to them ♪
Just to your soul ♪
No, you never cried to them ♪
(SONG FADES OUT)