Superjail! (2007) s03e01 Episode Script
Stringstress
Hands off.
Men working.
Oh, life on the outside ain't what it used to be You know, the world's gone crazy, and it ain't safe on the street Well, it's a drag, and I know There's only one place to go I'm coming home Whoa, yeah I'm coming home You're dead meat.
When d'you learn to fly? Finishing school? Close.
But not close enough.
Watch this, bitch.
Move it, asshole.
This increasing population is good for business.
No more freaks in the family.
I'll need assistance.
Oh, is it a Stingray is up there? And we are down here.
I can use this one on security.
Later, suckers.
Get this pathetic scum out of my sight.
Jared, it seems we landed at the wrong correctional facility.
Sorry for the intrusion, ma-am.
Everybody get back on the boat and let's set sail.
Who are you? I am the captain.
Oh! A real-life captain? He is false.
Captain Stingray, at your service, ma-am.
Oh, and a gentleman.
This coed thing is a pain in my balls.
Lock.
*** see you next.
Eject.
Voluntary abort.
There's nothing like blowing your tail off to put me in the mood.
Eh, gross.
Oh, don't be a sore loser.
You can be my wingman anytime.
I'm always the captain! You can be my wingman anytime.
I'm always the captain! Look like there's another riot in cell block 9.
I really think we should separate my girls from those vile pigs.
How many times do I have to tell you - It's good for moral.
Real warden would have the bollocks to understand that.
Now why don't you try and handle a simple rion by yourself? I have business at the club.
I could come with you for a chain.
Please! It's a gentlemen's club.
You are not allowed.
But I could use a little walking-around money.
But we're the Stingstress, babe.
Is it possibly that time of the month again? Oh.
it's okay.
But what about their Stingstress' bonds, their Stingstress' cars, their Stingstress' charitable foundations? All I know is he sleeping on the sofa-bed up in the tip.
That was our special place.
And it could be our special place again.
If the Mistress and the Warden are the next Ultrajail power-couple.
Power assistants.
Hey, Warden! I know a girl who likes you.
Everyone likes the Warden of Supercells.
This is gonna take some work.
You, my ravenous peagent python are just the product of a poor childhood.
Which one of you man-holes left the toilet seat up? Stop it! Break it up! I'm just gonna hold it.
I'll hold it for you.
That's inappropriate workplace behaviour.
Get off my back, ***bag.
Hands up, sweet cheeks.
I *** inmate guard.
my style.
What's the matter? Seat got your tongue? I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
Did you say you want your ass kicked? Could I speak to you in my office please? Great! Another lecture from team Ultradicks.
Let me get this straight.
We gonna get the Warden to back here just boss again to get this place out of the crapper.
All you need to do is get him up to the tip and get him ready for a romance.
Gross.
But all right.
So the Mistress let you off your leash tonight? I'm nobody's lapdog! I'm lord Stingray! Ah, %beep%.
Give me a rebuy.
You're already forty bucks of cigarettes in the whole.
My well-funded concubine will cover it.
I heard she had you on an allowance.
I'm the captain of the S.
S.
Stingstress.
Yeah, aye-aye, captain.
Full boat.
Open your mouth.
Here.
Don't open it till your soldier is standing at attention, if you know what I mean.
If this is some pathetic attempt by Stingray Enjoy the champagne.
What are you doing here? Ooh, fondue! I think he is in charge here.
Gentlemen, let's move this game to my room.
Maybe a change of venue change my luck.
So, what's this romatic spread all about, Warden? My snake has been getting real hungry locked up in a cell.
Oh has he? Between me and you Captain Stingray's snake is more like a soft-shell crab, ewh.
I can't stand it any longer, I have to get inside this thing! Eh, I've been called worse things than a 'thing'.
You're still the same pathetic child you always were.
What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? We gonna die lonely sad sacks trapped by this hard *** heat.
Not happening.
I made you a horse because you're about to go for a ride.
Oh, Warden.
Your voice gets quite deep when you're aroused.
Tshh.
Quiet.
It's pitch-black.
I cat't see anything.
My superior 360-degree view will be a sight you'll never forget.
Nobody has ever made me feel that way before.
Sometimes it takes a woman to do a man's job.
You're right.
I don't need a captain or Warden to complete me.
I have everything I need in my Ultraprison! Our plan was a little too good.
Now what? I have a plan B.
Goodbye, Alice.
Your explorous flag stuck inside And blew everybody's mind The blast from your magic wand Cast a spell on my frosen bones What she is so happy about? Eh, forgot how *** can be.
Melted away And I was free Free to fly She's in you and in me She's something that our captain could never see.
Men working.
Oh, life on the outside ain't what it used to be You know, the world's gone crazy, and it ain't safe on the street Well, it's a drag, and I know There's only one place to go I'm coming home Whoa, yeah I'm coming home You're dead meat.
When d'you learn to fly? Finishing school? Close.
But not close enough.
Watch this, bitch.
Move it, asshole.
This increasing population is good for business.
No more freaks in the family.
I'll need assistance.
Oh, is it a Stingray is up there? And we are down here.
I can use this one on security.
Later, suckers.
Get this pathetic scum out of my sight.
Jared, it seems we landed at the wrong correctional facility.
Sorry for the intrusion, ma-am.
Everybody get back on the boat and let's set sail.
Who are you? I am the captain.
Oh! A real-life captain? He is false.
Captain Stingray, at your service, ma-am.
Oh, and a gentleman.
This coed thing is a pain in my balls.
Lock.
*** see you next.
Eject.
Voluntary abort.
There's nothing like blowing your tail off to put me in the mood.
Eh, gross.
Oh, don't be a sore loser.
You can be my wingman anytime.
I'm always the captain! You can be my wingman anytime.
I'm always the captain! Look like there's another riot in cell block 9.
I really think we should separate my girls from those vile pigs.
How many times do I have to tell you - It's good for moral.
Real warden would have the bollocks to understand that.
Now why don't you try and handle a simple rion by yourself? I have business at the club.
I could come with you for a chain.
Please! It's a gentlemen's club.
You are not allowed.
But I could use a little walking-around money.
But we're the Stingstress, babe.
Is it possibly that time of the month again? Oh.
it's okay.
But what about their Stingstress' bonds, their Stingstress' cars, their Stingstress' charitable foundations? All I know is he sleeping on the sofa-bed up in the tip.
That was our special place.
And it could be our special place again.
If the Mistress and the Warden are the next Ultrajail power-couple.
Power assistants.
Hey, Warden! I know a girl who likes you.
Everyone likes the Warden of Supercells.
This is gonna take some work.
You, my ravenous peagent python are just the product of a poor childhood.
Which one of you man-holes left the toilet seat up? Stop it! Break it up! I'm just gonna hold it.
I'll hold it for you.
That's inappropriate workplace behaviour.
Get off my back, ***bag.
Hands up, sweet cheeks.
I *** inmate guard.
my style.
What's the matter? Seat got your tongue? I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
Did you say you want your ass kicked? Could I speak to you in my office please? Great! Another lecture from team Ultradicks.
Let me get this straight.
We gonna get the Warden to back here just boss again to get this place out of the crapper.
All you need to do is get him up to the tip and get him ready for a romance.
Gross.
But all right.
So the Mistress let you off your leash tonight? I'm nobody's lapdog! I'm lord Stingray! Ah, %beep%.
Give me a rebuy.
You're already forty bucks of cigarettes in the whole.
My well-funded concubine will cover it.
I heard she had you on an allowance.
I'm the captain of the S.
S.
Stingstress.
Yeah, aye-aye, captain.
Full boat.
Open your mouth.
Here.
Don't open it till your soldier is standing at attention, if you know what I mean.
If this is some pathetic attempt by Stingray Enjoy the champagne.
What are you doing here? Ooh, fondue! I think he is in charge here.
Gentlemen, let's move this game to my room.
Maybe a change of venue change my luck.
So, what's this romatic spread all about, Warden? My snake has been getting real hungry locked up in a cell.
Oh has he? Between me and you Captain Stingray's snake is more like a soft-shell crab, ewh.
I can't stand it any longer, I have to get inside this thing! Eh, I've been called worse things than a 'thing'.
You're still the same pathetic child you always were.
What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? We gonna die lonely sad sacks trapped by this hard *** heat.
Not happening.
I made you a horse because you're about to go for a ride.
Oh, Warden.
Your voice gets quite deep when you're aroused.
Tshh.
Quiet.
It's pitch-black.
I cat't see anything.
My superior 360-degree view will be a sight you'll never forget.
Nobody has ever made me feel that way before.
Sometimes it takes a woman to do a man's job.
You're right.
I don't need a captain or Warden to complete me.
I have everything I need in my Ultraprison! Our plan was a little too good.
Now what? I have a plan B.
Goodbye, Alice.
Your explorous flag stuck inside And blew everybody's mind The blast from your magic wand Cast a spell on my frosen bones What she is so happy about? Eh, forgot how *** can be.
Melted away And I was free Free to fly She's in you and in me She's something that our captain could never see.