Bunnicula (2016) s03e02 Episode Script
Hare Club
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Darn it.
And I think I broke
a nail, too.
-(LEAVES RUSTLING)
-Huh?
Is somebody there?
Kevin, is that you?
Stop fooling around.
(SHRIEKING)
ACTOR: (ON TV)Get a hold of yourself, Susan.
That's gotta be where
the meteorite made impact
with the pasta factory.
-I'm scared. Oh.
-(LEAVES RUSTLE)
What was that?
(CREATURE WAILING)
SUSAN:Dan, their skin,
it's, it's pasta!
And here, I left my fork
in the car.
(WAILING)
-(SUSAN SCREAMING)
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
HAROLD:Chester,
what are you doing up there?
CHESTER: (STUTTERS)
It's a much better view
of the television.
(OBJECTS CLATTERING
IN DISTANCE)
What was that?
Did you guys hear that?
You mean that strange
foreboding sound
from the cellar?
-Let's check it out.
-Yeah.
Are you guys kidding?
That's how every
horror movie starts.
Don't worry, we'll split up.
Uh-huh, yeah.
But that's how every
horror movie ends.
If only we hadn't split up.
Oh
(DOOR CREAKING)
You go this way,
and I'll go that way.
Wait, wait, wait.
Are we both going this way?
Okay, I'll go this way.
I'll go this way.
Ow.
(GROWLING)
-(GIGGLES)
-(SQUEALS)
(CLATTERING, THUDDING)
(EXCLAIMS)
They're in trouble.
I guess I have
to do something.
I'm coming, guys!
I can't look, but I'm
here to save you.
Just walk over to me.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
You You guys have hair?
-How did this happen?
-BOTH: I don't know.
You don't know?
Isn't that a little strange?
It doesn't even look natural.
BOTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-You're just jealous.
-Jealous?
Of unexplained hair
growing on your head?
You've gotta be kidding me.
Until we figure out
where this hair came from,
(BLOWS) I wouldn't be
so eager to keep it.
It could be supernatural.
Hey, Chester, looking good.
Isn't it so much better now
that you have hair, too?
"Hair, too"?
What are you talking about?
(SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
How did this even happen?
(MUMBLES)
Personally, I love curls.
But if it's not your thing,
we could try
straightening them.
It's not the curls,
it's the hair itself.
(GRUNTING)
It won't come off.
-There's only one thing to do.
-(RAZOR WHIRRING)
Chester, what are you doing
with that razor?
Think about this, man.
I can't look.
(LAUGHS)
(GASPS) Chester,
how could you?
It's the only way to deal
with this supernatural hair.
Now, come here,
let me shave yours too.
BOTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't even joke
about that, man.
-Come on, Bunnicula.
-Suit yourself.
I'm telling you,
this is gonna end badly.
Yeah, this is our
newest hair tutorial.
WOMAN: (IN FRENCH ACCENT)
There, you hair will have
a fluffy, girly appearance.
Add your lipstick.
And as a finishing touch,
you add the nose.
(HONKING)
What are we watching?
Wait, this isn't
the right video.
Hey, Bunnic, check out
what we can do
with this stuff.
Ha-ha. Jelly roll.
(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING)
Rock and roll!
Hello.
Flat top.
-Whoo.
-Bee hive. (GIGGLING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh, man.
Those guys never
listen to me.
(SLURPS)
And then it's always
up to me to fix things.
Mmm.
Hmm? (RETCHES)
(SLURPING)
Knock it off. Ugh.
(LAUGHS)
-Hey, Bunnic.
-What's up?
Looking good.
-Yeah.
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
-Oh, yeah.
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
-(MUMBLES)
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
-So stylish.
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
Aren't either of you curious
as to why you have hair
in the first place?
-Nope.
-Uh-uh.
-(THUDS)
-Ow!
Whoa.
Whoa, I can't see a thing
with this hair.
Hmm. Maybe I should get
the old band back together.
-(HUMMING)
-(CONTEMPORARY MUSIC PLAYING)
Now Mina's dad
got this hair?
Do you know what this means?
It means it's time to strut.
(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
Guys, this is no
time to strut.
I'm telling you,
something is wrong.
(SCREAMS)
(LAUGHING)
Hey, Lugosi, looking good.
Lugosi too?
Let's strut.
(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
This makes no sense.
-Oh, Bro!
-Good bro, good!
-Bro.
-Bro.
Looking good, bro.
Look at those guys!
Oh.
-That is ridiculous.
-(MUSIC STOPS)
(GIGGLING)
An alligator with hair?
But that's
scientifically impossible.
Looks like the hair
is spreading.
It's worse than I thought.
Patches, they got you--
Oh, that's what you
normally look like.
-Hey, I'm Patches.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something bad's happening
with this hair,
and I gotta get
to the bottom of it.
I bet everybody with this hair
is in some sort of trouble.
-MINA: Hey there, Chester.
-Oh, hey.
It's Mina
Have fun today, Chester.
Don't get into any trouble.
Come on, Marsha.
Mina too? No!
Guys, you won't believe this.
Mina has big hair, too.
(BOTH GASP)
BOTH: Cool!
-You guys wanna strut
around the block again?
-Uh-huh.
(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
I need to figure out a way
to convince them.
(HAIRDRYER BLOWING)
(HUMMING)
Aren't either of you
concerned that your hair
is getting longer?
We're just having
a bad hair day.
It's like it has
a mind of its own.
What is so great about
having air anyway-- (EXCLAIMS)
Huh?
(SCREAMS)
Harold, you have an eye
on your head.
(SPEAKING HYPNOTICALLY)
Like I said, Chester,
my hair has a mind
of its own.
(SCREAMING)
Let go of my friends.
(RAZOR WHIRRING)
Come back here
with my friends!
(GRUNTS) Extension cord.
Here I come. Whoa!
Whoa! (GRUNTING)
(SHRIEKS)
Ow. (GRUNTING)
Let go of my friends!
-(GRUNTING)
-(RAZOR WHIRRING)
I need more
extension cords.
Let go of my friends!
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(EXCLAIMING)
-Leave us alone!
-(THUDDING)
What was that?
ALL: He approaches.
-(GROUND RUMBLING)
-(CAR ALARMS BLARING)
(STUTTERING) Giant!
There you guys are.
-Uh, sorry for all
the trouble.
-Huh?
I bought these hairball seeds
in this magazine catalog.
They're supposed
to help hair grow.
I didn't realize they need
to grow on other people's
heads first.
All right, guys,
come to me.
Uh, one, two, three
Hey, that's not
all of them.
ALLIGATOR: No, no, no,
please, please, please.
Let me just keep the hair.
Just a few strands.
Oh, never mind. I'm cool.
(GROWLING)
Hey, it actually works.
How do I look?
(WIND BLOWING)
Uh, presidential.
Tremendous!
I have a date
tomorrow night.
(GROUND RUMBLING)
Lucky lady.
Oh, my head.
Hey, Bunn.
Wait, where are we?
How did we all
end up on the roof?
Unbelievable.
Six-minute abs?
I sure have a mean headache.
All our beautiful
hair is gone.
Be grateful, kids.
At least we have hair.
It's good to be a mammal.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(WHIMPERING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Darn it.
And I think I broke
a nail, too.
-(LEAVES RUSTLING)
-Huh?
Is somebody there?
Kevin, is that you?
Stop fooling around.
(SHRIEKING)
ACTOR: (ON TV)Get a hold of yourself, Susan.
That's gotta be where
the meteorite made impact
with the pasta factory.
-I'm scared. Oh.
-(LEAVES RUSTLE)
What was that?
(CREATURE WAILING)
SUSAN:Dan, their skin,
it's, it's pasta!
And here, I left my fork
in the car.
(WAILING)
-(SUSAN SCREAMING)
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
HAROLD:Chester,
what are you doing up there?
CHESTER: (STUTTERS)
It's a much better view
of the television.
(OBJECTS CLATTERING
IN DISTANCE)
What was that?
Did you guys hear that?
You mean that strange
foreboding sound
from the cellar?
-Let's check it out.
-Yeah.
Are you guys kidding?
That's how every
horror movie starts.
Don't worry, we'll split up.
Uh-huh, yeah.
But that's how every
horror movie ends.
If only we hadn't split up.
Oh
(DOOR CREAKING)
You go this way,
and I'll go that way.
Wait, wait, wait.
Are we both going this way?
Okay, I'll go this way.
I'll go this way.
Ow.
(GROWLING)
-(GIGGLES)
-(SQUEALS)
(CLATTERING, THUDDING)
(EXCLAIMS)
They're in trouble.
I guess I have
to do something.
I'm coming, guys!
I can't look, but I'm
here to save you.
Just walk over to me.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
You You guys have hair?
-How did this happen?
-BOTH: I don't know.
You don't know?
Isn't that a little strange?
It doesn't even look natural.
BOTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-You're just jealous.
-Jealous?
Of unexplained hair
growing on your head?
You've gotta be kidding me.
Until we figure out
where this hair came from,
(BLOWS) I wouldn't be
so eager to keep it.
It could be supernatural.
Hey, Chester, looking good.
Isn't it so much better now
that you have hair, too?
"Hair, too"?
What are you talking about?
(SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMING)
How did this even happen?
(MUMBLES)
Personally, I love curls.
But if it's not your thing,
we could try
straightening them.
It's not the curls,
it's the hair itself.
(GRUNTING)
It won't come off.
-There's only one thing to do.
-(RAZOR WHIRRING)
Chester, what are you doing
with that razor?
Think about this, man.
I can't look.
(LAUGHS)
(GASPS) Chester,
how could you?
It's the only way to deal
with this supernatural hair.
Now, come here,
let me shave yours too.
BOTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't even joke
about that, man.
-Come on, Bunnicula.
-Suit yourself.
I'm telling you,
this is gonna end badly.
Yeah, this is our
newest hair tutorial.
WOMAN: (IN FRENCH ACCENT)
There, you hair will have
a fluffy, girly appearance.
Add your lipstick.
And as a finishing touch,
you add the nose.
(HONKING)
What are we watching?
Wait, this isn't
the right video.
Hey, Bunnic, check out
what we can do
with this stuff.
Ha-ha. Jelly roll.
(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING)
Rock and roll!
Hello.
Flat top.
-Whoo.
-Bee hive. (GIGGLING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh, man.
Those guys never
listen to me.
(SLURPS)
And then it's always
up to me to fix things.
Mmm.
Hmm? (RETCHES)
(SLURPING)
Knock it off. Ugh.
(LAUGHS)
-Hey, Bunnic.
-What's up?
Looking good.
-Yeah.
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
-Oh, yeah.
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
-(MUMBLES)
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
-So stylish.
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
Aren't either of you curious
as to why you have hair
in the first place?
-Nope.
-Uh-uh.
-(THUDS)
-Ow!
Whoa.
Whoa, I can't see a thing
with this hair.
Hmm. Maybe I should get
the old band back together.
-(HUMMING)
-(CONTEMPORARY MUSIC PLAYING)
Now Mina's dad
got this hair?
Do you know what this means?
It means it's time to strut.
(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
Guys, this is no
time to strut.
I'm telling you,
something is wrong.
(SCREAMS)
(LAUGHING)
Hey, Lugosi, looking good.
Lugosi too?
Let's strut.
(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
This makes no sense.
-Oh, Bro!
-Good bro, good!
-Bro.
-Bro.
Looking good, bro.
Look at those guys!
Oh.
-That is ridiculous.
-(MUSIC STOPS)
(GIGGLING)
An alligator with hair?
But that's
scientifically impossible.
Looks like the hair
is spreading.
It's worse than I thought.
Patches, they got you--
Oh, that's what you
normally look like.
-Hey, I'm Patches.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something bad's happening
with this hair,
and I gotta get
to the bottom of it.
I bet everybody with this hair
is in some sort of trouble.
-MINA: Hey there, Chester.
-Oh, hey.
It's Mina
Have fun today, Chester.
Don't get into any trouble.
Come on, Marsha.
Mina too? No!
Guys, you won't believe this.
Mina has big hair, too.
(BOTH GASP)
BOTH: Cool!
-You guys wanna strut
around the block again?
-Uh-huh.
(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
I need to figure out a way
to convince them.
(HAIRDRYER BLOWING)
(HUMMING)
Aren't either of you
concerned that your hair
is getting longer?
We're just having
a bad hair day.
It's like it has
a mind of its own.
What is so great about
having air anyway-- (EXCLAIMS)
Huh?
(SCREAMS)
Harold, you have an eye
on your head.
(SPEAKING HYPNOTICALLY)
Like I said, Chester,
my hair has a mind
of its own.
(SCREAMING)
Let go of my friends.
(RAZOR WHIRRING)
Come back here
with my friends!
(GRUNTS) Extension cord.
Here I come. Whoa!
Whoa! (GRUNTING)
(SHRIEKS)
Ow. (GRUNTING)
Let go of my friends!
-(GRUNTING)
-(RAZOR WHIRRING)
I need more
extension cords.
Let go of my friends!
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(EXCLAIMING)
-Leave us alone!
-(THUDDING)
What was that?
ALL: He approaches.
-(GROUND RUMBLING)
-(CAR ALARMS BLARING)
(STUTTERING) Giant!
There you guys are.
-Uh, sorry for all
the trouble.
-Huh?
I bought these hairball seeds
in this magazine catalog.
They're supposed
to help hair grow.
I didn't realize they need
to grow on other people's
heads first.
All right, guys,
come to me.
Uh, one, two, three
Hey, that's not
all of them.
ALLIGATOR: No, no, no,
please, please, please.
Let me just keep the hair.
Just a few strands.
Oh, never mind. I'm cool.
(GROWLING)
Hey, it actually works.
How do I look?
(WIND BLOWING)
Uh, presidential.
Tremendous!
I have a date
tomorrow night.
(GROUND RUMBLING)
Lucky lady.
Oh, my head.
Hey, Bunn.
Wait, where are we?
How did we all
end up on the roof?
Unbelievable.
Six-minute abs?
I sure have a mean headache.
All our beautiful
hair is gone.
Be grateful, kids.
At least we have hair.
It's good to be a mammal.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(WHIMPERING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)