How to Sell Drugs Online: Fast (2019) s03e02 Episode Script
A misdemeanor, a little trip
1
[rumbling intensifies]
[Moritz] Every human is born
a completely egotistical narcissist.
Children hate sharing
and have no understanding of fairness.
[sighs]
[Moritz] Only through
education and culture
are people taught
to suppress their innate egotism
in favour of social coexistence.
Still, deep down,
people of course only ever think about
- themselves and their own happiness.
- [groaning]
That's just science.
Survival of the fittest.
Everyone is their own
most important person.
What I'm getting at is,
if you want to achieve something,
you have to ignore the conditions
that apply to everyone else
and follow your instincts instead.
And that means breaking rules.
I mean, everybody has a dangerous side,
don't they?
Maybe I just have to find mine.
[computer beeping]
CLIENTS.XLS RECOVERED
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
[upbeat rock music playing]
[man 1] Here he is,
and he's alive, just like you asked.
[Moritz] But he's drugged!
[mumbling]
- [Moritz] What's with the bag on his head?
- [man 1] What's with the bag?
[Moritz] It doesn't make any sense.
He's been here before!
[Lenny] Uh Moritz?
[Lenny] Moritz.
Lenny?
I know this must seem super weird, but
I can explain.
[gasping] You had me kidnapped?
No, Lenny, not "kidnapped".
Are you kidding?
You handcuffed him to the wheelchair?
Oh! Okay.
Lenny, this has gotten way out of hand.
I actually just wanted to talk to you
in peace.
So you send these two gangsters after me?
[Moritz inhales deeply]
These gangsters are the only reason
that you, Kira and Dan are still alive.
[breathing shakily]
Maarten tried to kill you!
[Lenny] Sure.
Abnor, please.
Yeah, we took care of the Dutch guy
who tried to kill you.
You murdered him.
No, we took care of making sure
he didn't kill you guys.
We did nothing to him. Nearly nothing.
[grunts]
- [both laughing]
- Just like you wanted.
And we always do exactly what Moritz wants
and exactly how Moritz wants it done.
And I should be grateful to you
for saving my life, is that it?
Which will be over in two years
because you took away all the money
that might have made a difference
and saved my life!
It would still exist
if you hadn't deleted it!
[animals grunting]
[gasps]
Lenny, I can understand why you
don't want to sell your code, alright?
And I can also understand why you
don't want to accept any money from me.
[Moritz sighs]
But I really need your help.
I mean, you're always saying,
"With everything that Moritz says,
you can only believe 60%."
Think about it, even if only 20% of what
I've told you about the Dutch is true,
Lenny, they're giving me no other choice!
I must get the shop back online.
[inhales] And without you
[Moritz exhales slowly]
[groans, grunts]
[inhales deeply, exhales]
[Moritz sighs]
I can't do this, Lenny, not without you.
[triumphant classical music playing]
But only under one condition.
This stays just between us.
Nobody can see us. Seriously. Nobody.
[Moritz] Hey, come one. Who would see us?
- Lennard! Long time no see!
- Mr Zimmermann.
- I get to be in front of the camera today.
- Are you filming us?
It's, uh, actually live!
- [Moritz] Marie, delete that, please!
- Hey!
We don't want to be part of your weird
Instagram freak show, alright?
What the hell? That was
a L'Oreal branded partnership, Moritz!
What do you think I'm doing here?
This isn't frivolous entertainment.
[Jens] And you guys? What are you up to?
Uh, revising for our exams.
Yeah. We have to go revise.
Oh.
- Probably all night.
- [Jens] Okay, then. Get stuck in!
Dad, come on!
We have to start again from the beginning.
Three, two, one
- [phone beeps]
- [both] Hi!
[Marie] Sorry, guys.
I was interrupted by my idiot brother.
[Moritz] This is cool! Now we can
just pretend it's like the good old days.
[Marie] I hope we don't disturb him.
[Jens] Listen, your brother is revising.
At least shut the door.
[Marie] Ugh!
[door slams shut]
Okay, um I'll go get us some brain food.
[knocking on door]
Hey! Sherlock Holmes!
You have a minute?
I've got something to show you.
Yeah, I do too. Our Twitter account's
blowing up right now.
After the show, we had identikit pictures
made from the witness testimonies.
We uploaded them,
added some music, and bam!
They're getting shared
like nudes of Heidi Klum!
[laughing]
Over 4,000 retweets
and all in under an hour.
The attack last week by that Moroccan
in Bremen only got 3,000!
[Rainer laughing]
Look.
A few weeks before his death, this dealer
from the little town of Rinseln
sold a sum of pills that was worth
several thousand euros
to a boy called Moritz Zimmermann.
The evidence is all in a spreadsheet
called "clients. xls" on this laptop.
This Moritz Zimmermann is not just
an extremely tech-savvy student,
but also the son of a police officer
named Sergeant Jens Zimmermann,
in that little town of Rinseln.
That gives him a motive
to delete the data on his son.
But, I went ahead and restored it.
Oh, that's really great. [chuckles]
An internal police investigation.
Just lovely.
"Tech-savvy student".
So you can lock him up for how long?
Three years?
No, I don't think you understand
No, you're the one that doesn't
understand. That dealer is dead.
Suicide!
And since you've been nagging me
about it for weeks,
I looked into it and it wasn't
the first time he tried to do it.
Once in the autumn of '98
and once in 2006,
the same day that Germany lost to Italy.
At least he had a good reason.
And so it seems to me
that he managed it third time round,
and that's the final conclusion.
And where did you even get the laptop?
I shoved it away weeks ago!
- Yeah, I know, but I thought maybe if we
- Is there evidence on it?
Well, I've not restored all of it,
but it's highly likely
Benedikt, it's going back in the evidence
room, this time it's staying there.
These dealers are sitting
in their shisha bar,
counting their sets of BMW keys
for fuck's sake,
while we're chasing down our own people.
We still catch criminals with handcuffs.
Not with a mouse.
You only call me
When you need something ♪
When you need something
Need something ♪
You only call me
When you need ♪
Much bigger. Really sure.
That looks good.
You only call me
When your luck runs dry ♪
Something's not right here.
I let it ring, ring, ring ♪
[laptop beeping]
Can we still get the CDN connections?
- Yeah, use Edge Nodes. It's fast enough.
- Amazing!
I integrated your shopping cart
in the Vuex. It's more robust now.
End-to-end tests are working now as well.
Yeah, I know.
You only call me
When you need something ♪
When you need something
Need something ♪
You only call me
When your luck runs dry ♪
Now you wonder why ♪
- I let it ring, ring, ring ♪
- [laptop dings]
So, that's it then.
And you didn't put in a backdoor
this time, right?
[Lenny scoffs] No.
[Lenny] Cool.
Lenny, I really can't thank you enough.
And I also really owe you an apology.
I couldn't have done all this without you.
We really do make a good team.
[sighs] I've really missed this.
- And I've really missed you.
- [Lenny snoring]
[Moritz sighs]
[Moritz breathing deeply]
Yeah, Mo. I've really missed you too, man.
[sighs]
[beeping]
[birds chirping]
[Moritz] Morning.
Fuck, Mo. Why didn't you wake me up, man?
[Moritz] I was asleep as well.
[Lenny groans]
It feels like old times, doesn't it?
Yeah, that's OK.
- Want some breakfast?
- No.
I've gotta get to study group.
And I promised Dan that I'd
[sniffs, coughs]
Do you have a T-shirt I could borrow?
[Moritz groans]
Lenny, I
That really meant a lot to me.
- Maybe we could
- Listen.
That was a one-time thing. I want it
to stay our secret, okay, Moritz?
Dan and Kira can't know.
Of course. Good decision.
It's better if they don't find out
about this.
As CEO, you don't want to worry
your employees unnecessarily.
I'd do the same thing.
[Moritz sighs]
[grunts]
Here, your fee.
You've earned it.
Come on, take it. I know it's not enough,
but maybe in the future
we can do business together again.
- CEO to CEO.
- [Lenny] Sure.
But first, I have two things to say, okay?
Number one, my friendship is not for sale.
I will sort the money out
because unlike yourself, Moritz,
I don't need anyone's help.
And number two, Moritz
you're not a fucking CEO, man.
What?
Of course I'm a CEO!
Oh, yeah?
"They left me no choice!
I have to get the shop running again!"
Man, it's called Chief Executive Officer,
it's not Chief
Emo Outcast.
CEOs set the deadlines.
Just a matter of time before they realise
they don't need you and get rid of you.
You sold out, and now you're
the smallest cog in the machine, Mo.
You think you're Steve Jobs,
but at best you're Tim Cook.
And I mean when Steve Jobs
was still alive.
But unlike the real Tim Cook,
your Steve Jobs doesn't have cancer.
It's you who's letting him
run things round here!
But now you're just doing
what Tim Cook does every day.
Carry around duffel bags
of Steve Jobs's money.
- [gulps]
- CEO
Oh, yeah?
Under Tim Cook, things at Apple
are going better than ever!
[door slams shut]
Numbers-wise
[Moritz] As a boss, you have to learn
to deal with criticism.
Employees complain.
That's perfectly normal.
Because while you as CEO
are realising your true self
and the company is your everything,
your baby
For your employees, it's just
well, it's just a job.
They just want to have a good day
until home time, and then that's that.
[Moritz] And that is the difference.
As CEO, you work only for yourself.
[Marlene] But you gave us your word,
remember?
[Moritz] I'm the CEO of MyDrugs.
- [Lenny] CEOs set the deadlines.
- [Moritz] Of course I'm a CEO!
[Lenny] You're not a fucking CEO, man.
[male presenter] Every week,
we join one of Germany's
top CEOs on their secret mission.
They switch sides and go undercover
to observe the business
from their employees' perspective,
to find out how things really work
at their company.
This is Undercover CEO: MyDrugs.
Moritz Zimmermann is the CEO
and mastermind behind MyDrugs,
the largest online drug market in Europe.
He's going undercover in his own company
as "Steffen", a student intern.
I'm really looking forward
to the experiment.
I mean, as CEO,
I have a lot of responsibility.
[presenter] We've installed
hidden cameras.
No one here suspects
that Steffen is, in fact, their boss.
Hi, Steffen.
First thing, here are the gloves.
Two of them. Know what you're doing?
- Yeah.
- Great.
[man 2] Eighty grams of Grenades.
No, no. That was a Smiley.
Right, come on.
Yeah, not bad on the whole,
but it's important you speed things up.
We have to hit at least
100 packages per hour,
the bosses say,
otherwise we'll have problems.
Which bosses?
Marlene and Beeke.
[Moritz] It's great what you learn here.
It's stuff that your employees
would never normally say.
[man] Fine for what it is.
I said to Marlene,
"I'm not doing it again."
- And
- [man] That's the third time this week.
What's the work atmosphere like here?
Like, I mean, do you like working here?
Yeah, actually.
Well Marlene and Beeke
can also sometime be very stressful.
They're total perfectionists.
Yeah, you can't make any mistakes. Any.
Uh I thought Moritz Zimmermann
was the boss.
- [both laughing]
- Moritz?
- The boss here?
- [both laughing]
- Technically, yeah, but I mean
- Nope!
[all laughing]
[echoing] Moritz? The boss here?
[intense electronic music playing]
[inhales deeply]
[ding]
I'm a boss
Tell 'em not today ♪
Swervin' on these chickens
Cluck out my lane ♪
I'm a boss
Out my way ♪
Or just do every little thing
That I say ♪
You better, better tell 'em
Who's the boss, me ♪
You better, better tell 'em
Who's the boss, see ♪
You better show 'em
Who's the boss ♪
They stop in awe
When they see me pull up looking flossy ♪
Boss, boss, boss, boss ♪
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
I'm a boss ♪
Boss, boss, boss ♪
[sighs]
Mm-hmm.
EMP. NO., COST CENTRE,
START DATE, ADDRESS
[sighs]
It's about time you two
got back together. [sighs]
I mean, I voted for you guys
for the Cutest Couple,
but you're doing okay on your own.
It's impressive, your new shop.
Thanks.
- [phone vibrates]
- So, "Given the function f,
f of x equals e to the x plus x squared,
and the function g
- JOSEPH: HELP!!!
- LISA: CAN'T NOW, I'M TALKING TO MO
[Moritz coughs]
[mobile phone chiming]
Should I go on?
JOSEPH: AH, OK. THEN GOOD LUCK.
- You wanted to study maths. I know this.
- Sorry.
So, how did you handle everything
with the shop?
[sighs] Can we stop talking about MyDrugs
and focus on studying instead?
- DRUGS GUY: HERE IS THE TRACKING ID:
- DAN: IT DOESN'T WORK?! HELLO?!
Fuck! He's not even replying
to any of my messages anymore.
Now T1000's actually managed
to figure out his site.
You said he couldn't do it.
Stop talking about MyDrugs
and focus on studying, please.
[mobile phone vibrates]
KIRA: FUCK!
THE NEW MYDRUGS PAGE.
SINCE WHEN CAN SARUMAN CODE LIKE THAT?!
NOW
You know, I really hate to say it,
but maybe
But maybe Moritz is just too much
for us to handle.
Some people are just like that.
They're on a higher level.
And they have a plan for everything,
like Queen Elsa.
- Frozen?
- You watch Frozen?
Just the trailer.
Yeah, well
Elsa's actually nothing without Anna.
Anna is the one who whatever.
Let's concentrate on the exam
for a minute, okay?
Yeah, but isn't this more important
than exams?
- What good is passing if
- If I drop dead tomorrow?
Dan, that could happen to anyone.
Even you.
You still applied to uni, didn't you?
Listen, over the last ten years,
I could have died every single day.
That's 3,652 days.
But I didn't. Not once!
So, why the fuck is that gonna change
just because MyDrugs is back online?
- I
- No, best thing you could all do to help
would be calm down and not constantly
talk about Moritz, for God's sake!
One of them's called Beeke,
and what's the other one's name again?
Marlene.
But you're still the CEO?
I am, yeah. Why?
And are you not scared of the police
and all that?
That they'll catch on to you
at some point?
Lisa, come on.
How would they possibly catch on to me?
As long as you don't have a record or
or an immigrant background,
they don't even consider you
as a potential suspect.
Unless you're psychologically disturbed
or some kind of weird freak. [laughing]
[Lisa] Yeah. [laughing]
[fly buzzing]
[buzzing intensely]
[fly buzzing]
[engine running]
SLO-MO - VIDEO - PHOTO - SQUARE - PANO
[doorbell rings]
Hello! I'm a work colleague of your daddy.
You you must be Marie, am I right?
And what do you want?
I'm here about Moritz.
Do you want to arrest him?
We'll see. [laughing]
- He's not here.
- I know. Um
Do you know this man?
[Buba] Can I come in?
- No, and who are you?
- I'm a very good friend.
No. Why?
Is that your boyfriend?
What? No. Huh?
- I've got to go.
- Are you absolutely
[dogs barking in distance]
Would you mind if I came in for a minute?
I won't bother you.
I just want to look around.
I don't know. Can you do that?
I don't know about these things.
I'm only 12.
But among my 89,522 followers,
there are a lot of men your age,
strangely enough.
Maybe some of them are also
police officers, or maybe lawyers.
[phone chimes]
Hi! I'm back again.
Sorry for interrupting you.
Can somebody answer a question?
There's a police officer at my front door.
Can he come in and take a look
around my house without a warrant?
Here, this is him.
NO WAY!!! YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR PARENTS!
Is he allowed to question a minor
in the absence of her guardian?
Answer in the comments, guys!
REPORT THE PIG!
[inbox chimes]
[Moritz] Two factor
authentication enabled.
[phone chimes softly]
[phone chimes softly]
[indistinct chatter in background]
[phone chimes softly]
[phone chimes softly]
[phone chimes more loudly]
[phone chimes]
[phone chimes more loudly]
[phone chimes more loudly]
[inquisitive music playing]
[phone chimes loudly]
[phone chimes more loudly]
- [phone chiming repeatedly]
- [video game music]
[chiming repeatedly]
- [loud knocking]
- Oh!
Okay, Maarten, now that you're the admin,
you can handle the CSS sprites
and the htconfig errors!
Moritz! I can explain!
Good luck!
POLICE
[rock music playing over stereo]
[mobile phone vibrating]
"Inspector Pain in the Arse"?
Okay. Who's Inspector Pain in the Arse?
Oh, um
It's it's just that guy from CID.
- [she chuckles]
- So, shall we?
What does he want from you?
Nothing. I don't want to drag you into it.
Can't be that bad, surely.
Or did you rob a bank again?
No. It's about Moritz.
Moritz?
What did he do? Break the internet?
[sighs] Moritz has a drug problem.
Moritz had a drug problem, I mean.
He wiped the laptop we got
from that dead dealer
because he was scared of getting caught.
The laptop had evidence on it,
and Inspector Pain in the Ass
has found out probably.
What drugs is he taking?
[sighs] Marijuana.
[laughing] Moritz smokes weed?
That's cute.
That's in the past. Two, three times.
Now he's clean. He promised me.
So why are you getting
so worked up about it?
I'm getting worked up because
evidence was destroyed, Barbara!
That's no trivial offence!
The boy has his whole life ahead of him.
He's been working damn hard
for his exams and for his company.
He has so much potential.
I can't stand by and watch him
have it all taken away,
and turn into a loser like his father.
But who understands minor infractions
of the law better than we do, the police?
It's like this.
Out there, there are criminals,
then there's the police.
The bad guys and the good guys.
Like in football,
there's Bayern and there's Dortmund.
Rivals! Different.
Sometimes they win, sometimes we win.
But in the end,
we're all playing the same game.
And we both foul once in a while.
Last year, at the town fair, I shot
a rubber duck with my service weapon.
So, did I get in trouble for it?
No! And why not?
- Because you play for Bayern?
- Dortmund.
Is that so?
Yeah, that's what I meant to say.
Go find Inspector Pain in the Ass
and talk to him about it.
Don't do it officially, of course.
Do it more
Do it more teammate to teammate.
He'll understand.
We're all on the same team.
[upbeat electronic music playing]
MORITZ:
WE REALLY HAVE TO TALK ABOU
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
[sighs]
YESTERDAY: LENNY WHAT'S GOING ONNNN?
TODAY: THAT WAS FUN YESTERDAY.
LET'S DO IT MORE OFTEN!
MORITZ: HEY LENNY, WANNA TALK?
[dreamlike music playing]
LISA YESTERDAY:
HEY MO, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
WANT TO MEET UP
AND STUDY TOGETHER?
(MORITZ: YEAH, OF COURSE:)
HEY LISA, WANNA TALK?
[radio DJ] What can we learn from this?
Everyone deserves a second chance.
Mike and the Mechanics knew that.
So, here we are on The Best Mix.
I'm Timo Muller,
and you're listening to Radio Rinseln.
POLICE RINSELN
[over radio]
Everybody gets a second chance ♪
Second cha ♪
- [doorbell rings loudly]
- Shit!
Mr Zimmermann!
Good evening.
Sorry to turn up here so late,
but I need to get something off my chest.
So, can I come in?
Uh yeah, please.
It's about my son and the drug thing
that happened at the horse farm.
I have to tell you something.
[sighs] I can't tell you how glad I am
you came to me of your own accord.
I know all about it.
I hope it's OK that I record this.
It'll make it easier for me to make
my case to the people above me.
Your son doesn't fit
the usual perpetrator profile.
Hey? No! I I mean
I'm not here to make a confession. I just
What's important here
is that nothing happens to my son.
I'm sure we can work this out somehow,
between colleagues.
After all, we're all playing
for the same team.
Hmm?
[sighs] Mr Zimmermann,
I don't think this is something
we can just "work out".
Mr Kamper,
the boy is about to take his exams.
Uh This is a very serious violation
of Paragraph 29 of the Narcotics Act
and Paragraph 129 of the Penal Code!
- You can't just
- That paragraph can be ignored.
Just relax!
I mean, I felt like you did to begin with,
but I asked around
and a few colleagues said
they think it's not a big deal,
nothing to get worked up about.
[inhales deeply]
Okay, then, I see. Uh
This was obviously a mistake.
I should probably go.
I understand how you must feel.
You don't want the weight of this
on your shoulders either.
You know what?
I'll just discuss this
with your superiors.
No, no, no! Leave it to me. Um
I have to handle all the paperwork
first anyway, and then
maybe I'll just talk to my boss
about it myself.
He doesn't know anything about this,
does he?
Are you investigating this on your own?
Uh
- Hey! Mr Zimmermann!
- [grunts]
Mr Zimmermann, stop right now!
Ow, fuck!
Fuck! Ow!
- Mr Zimmermann!
- [grunting]
Forget it!
The files will still be on the hard drive.
There's nothing you can do.
It's an SSD!
The first "S" stands for "solid".
Ah, fuck! Side stitch.
[Benedikt panting]
No!
What are you doing?
[Benedikt panting]
You idiot! You fucking idiot!
[Benedikt gasping]
[gasping]
[Jens sighs]
You'll get locked up for this! You idiot!
Then why don't you call the chief
and report me?
As long as my son doesn't get
locked up for it, I don't care.
You don't have kids, do you?
[gasps]
You're totally crazy.
Yeah, maybe I am crazy.
But I still play for Bayern.
No, Dortmund. I play for team Dortmund.
[upbeat indie rock music playing]
[sighs]
This is it. Here it is!
Oh, finally!
So, we can get started now. Right?
Uh Awesome, but
[Kira] Can you please explain this to me?
I think it got held up somewhat.
Not you. Lenny!
Can you explain this to me?
JavaScript is a programming
Shit, Lenny! What the fuck is your code
doing on fucking MyDrugs?
- My code?
- SSR?
[Kira] Above the fold optimisation?
Powered by Nerd Rage?
"Rage" what now?
Can you explain this in human language?
No! No normal human uses
Snake Case in JavaScript.
- Listen
- What the fuck, Lenny? So she's right?
We're working our asses off for your
tumour while you're coding for Voldemort?
Man, there was no other option.
They wanted to terminate us.
- Moritz?
- No, the Dutch. Moritz helped us.
[scoffs] Sorry, but I'm not falling
for that shit again!
It's true this time.
Moritz was telling the truth!
I wish he'd been lying.
But, yeah, we're not in danger.
We'll be protected by the Albanians.
Moritz made sure of that.
Hey, Moritz needed help. I had to!
You guys wouldn't understand.
One of you only has party friends
and fuck buddies!
And the other has commitment phobia!
Look, Moritz, he's like my family!
When were you planning
on telling us about this?
- I didn't want to upset you.
- Fuck, Lenny!
I can decide for myself what upsets me!
I don't need you to do that!
You're just a shite CEO like Moritz.
You know that?
- Can we talk about this some other time?
- [Kira] No! We're discussing it now!
We're doing this for you,
and you're lying to us!
Lenny, you should know
how shitty that feels.
[Dan] Did you at least build in
a thermal exhaust port?
I'm really sorry, guys.
Anyway, it was a shit idea.
Look at me. Do I look like a drug boss?
It was fucking Moritz!
I never wanted to sell drugs.
You think that I wanted to deal drugs?
Yeah, sure, to a couple of friends.
But you guys had to turn it
into fucking Amazon for drugs!
[Kira] Yeah, whatever. You could have made
more money delivering newspapers.
[Kira sighs]
OK.
[inhales deeply]
As CEO of CandyBay,
I have an announcement to make.
The Lennard Sander Foundation
will be withdrawing
from the international drug trade.
- [melancholic music playing]
- [typing on keyboard]
Was that it?
That was our exit?
Yep. Farewell, drugs.
Huh.
[Moritz] I don't know who else
I should talk to about it.
I would always talk to Lenny
about this kind of thing.
He would give me some advice and
even though I usually wouldn't follow it
it still helped somehow.
I don't know what I can do to make them
somehow, I don't know
respect me.
Maybe I need to do some work
on my appearance,
so I seem more threatening.
I mean, everybody has
a dangerous side, don't they?
I don't wanna sell drugs ♪
[Moritz] Maybe I just need to find mine.
I just wanna make more money
Than everyone ♪
I just wanna make more songs
Than everyone ♪
I just wanna have more fun
Than everyone ♪
[Moritz] Or maybe I accept my role,
lean back,
work nine to five,
and earn a pile of money
until I can pay for all of Lenny's therapy
in a year or so.
But then they might think I'm a coward
who just gives up when things get
a little bit difficult.
And then, they shoot me after 14 days
and nobody gains everything.
Or I could book a flight
to the Dutch Antilles,
or better French Polynesia,
not somewhere Dutch.
Then I'll lay low for a few years
and wait until they've forgotten about me,
the statute of limitations on my crimes
has passed and Lenny likes me again.
Because if there's one thing
I've learnt about me and Lenny
neither one of us are better on our own
than we are together.
[Joseph] And? Any progress?
[Lisa] Mm-hmm. Almost done.
Okay, could you maybe take these off then?
[chuckles] I'm nearly finished, I swear.
[Joseph] Okay.
[Lisa] But you're still the CEO?
MORITZ CANTEEN 02
[Moritz] I am, yeah. Why?
[suspenseful hip-hop music playing]
[rumbling intensifies]
[Moritz] Every human is born
a completely egotistical narcissist.
Children hate sharing
and have no understanding of fairness.
[sighs]
[Moritz] Only through
education and culture
are people taught
to suppress their innate egotism
in favour of social coexistence.
Still, deep down,
people of course only ever think about
- themselves and their own happiness.
- [groaning]
That's just science.
Survival of the fittest.
Everyone is their own
most important person.
What I'm getting at is,
if you want to achieve something,
you have to ignore the conditions
that apply to everyone else
and follow your instincts instead.
And that means breaking rules.
I mean, everybody has a dangerous side,
don't they?
Maybe I just have to find mine.
[computer beeping]
CLIENTS.XLS RECOVERED
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
[upbeat rock music playing]
[man 1] Here he is,
and he's alive, just like you asked.
[Moritz] But he's drugged!
[mumbling]
- [Moritz] What's with the bag on his head?
- [man 1] What's with the bag?
[Moritz] It doesn't make any sense.
He's been here before!
[Lenny] Uh Moritz?
[Lenny] Moritz.
Lenny?
I know this must seem super weird, but
I can explain.
[gasping] You had me kidnapped?
No, Lenny, not "kidnapped".
Are you kidding?
You handcuffed him to the wheelchair?
Oh! Okay.
Lenny, this has gotten way out of hand.
I actually just wanted to talk to you
in peace.
So you send these two gangsters after me?
[Moritz inhales deeply]
These gangsters are the only reason
that you, Kira and Dan are still alive.
[breathing shakily]
Maarten tried to kill you!
[Lenny] Sure.
Abnor, please.
Yeah, we took care of the Dutch guy
who tried to kill you.
You murdered him.
No, we took care of making sure
he didn't kill you guys.
We did nothing to him. Nearly nothing.
[grunts]
- [both laughing]
- Just like you wanted.
And we always do exactly what Moritz wants
and exactly how Moritz wants it done.
And I should be grateful to you
for saving my life, is that it?
Which will be over in two years
because you took away all the money
that might have made a difference
and saved my life!
It would still exist
if you hadn't deleted it!
[animals grunting]
[gasps]
Lenny, I can understand why you
don't want to sell your code, alright?
And I can also understand why you
don't want to accept any money from me.
[Moritz sighs]
But I really need your help.
I mean, you're always saying,
"With everything that Moritz says,
you can only believe 60%."
Think about it, even if only 20% of what
I've told you about the Dutch is true,
Lenny, they're giving me no other choice!
I must get the shop back online.
[inhales] And without you
[Moritz exhales slowly]
[groans, grunts]
[inhales deeply, exhales]
[Moritz sighs]
I can't do this, Lenny, not without you.
[triumphant classical music playing]
But only under one condition.
This stays just between us.
Nobody can see us. Seriously. Nobody.
[Moritz] Hey, come one. Who would see us?
- Lennard! Long time no see!
- Mr Zimmermann.
- I get to be in front of the camera today.
- Are you filming us?
It's, uh, actually live!
- [Moritz] Marie, delete that, please!
- Hey!
We don't want to be part of your weird
Instagram freak show, alright?
What the hell? That was
a L'Oreal branded partnership, Moritz!
What do you think I'm doing here?
This isn't frivolous entertainment.
[Jens] And you guys? What are you up to?
Uh, revising for our exams.
Yeah. We have to go revise.
Oh.
- Probably all night.
- [Jens] Okay, then. Get stuck in!
Dad, come on!
We have to start again from the beginning.
Three, two, one
- [phone beeps]
- [both] Hi!
[Marie] Sorry, guys.
I was interrupted by my idiot brother.
[Moritz] This is cool! Now we can
just pretend it's like the good old days.
[Marie] I hope we don't disturb him.
[Jens] Listen, your brother is revising.
At least shut the door.
[Marie] Ugh!
[door slams shut]
Okay, um I'll go get us some brain food.
[knocking on door]
Hey! Sherlock Holmes!
You have a minute?
I've got something to show you.
Yeah, I do too. Our Twitter account's
blowing up right now.
After the show, we had identikit pictures
made from the witness testimonies.
We uploaded them,
added some music, and bam!
They're getting shared
like nudes of Heidi Klum!
[laughing]
Over 4,000 retweets
and all in under an hour.
The attack last week by that Moroccan
in Bremen only got 3,000!
[Rainer laughing]
Look.
A few weeks before his death, this dealer
from the little town of Rinseln
sold a sum of pills that was worth
several thousand euros
to a boy called Moritz Zimmermann.
The evidence is all in a spreadsheet
called "clients. xls" on this laptop.
This Moritz Zimmermann is not just
an extremely tech-savvy student,
but also the son of a police officer
named Sergeant Jens Zimmermann,
in that little town of Rinseln.
That gives him a motive
to delete the data on his son.
But, I went ahead and restored it.
Oh, that's really great. [chuckles]
An internal police investigation.
Just lovely.
"Tech-savvy student".
So you can lock him up for how long?
Three years?
No, I don't think you understand
No, you're the one that doesn't
understand. That dealer is dead.
Suicide!
And since you've been nagging me
about it for weeks,
I looked into it and it wasn't
the first time he tried to do it.
Once in the autumn of '98
and once in 2006,
the same day that Germany lost to Italy.
At least he had a good reason.
And so it seems to me
that he managed it third time round,
and that's the final conclusion.
And where did you even get the laptop?
I shoved it away weeks ago!
- Yeah, I know, but I thought maybe if we
- Is there evidence on it?
Well, I've not restored all of it,
but it's highly likely
Benedikt, it's going back in the evidence
room, this time it's staying there.
These dealers are sitting
in their shisha bar,
counting their sets of BMW keys
for fuck's sake,
while we're chasing down our own people.
We still catch criminals with handcuffs.
Not with a mouse.
You only call me
When you need something ♪
When you need something
Need something ♪
You only call me
When you need ♪
Much bigger. Really sure.
That looks good.
You only call me
When your luck runs dry ♪
Something's not right here.
I let it ring, ring, ring ♪
[laptop beeping]
Can we still get the CDN connections?
- Yeah, use Edge Nodes. It's fast enough.
- Amazing!
I integrated your shopping cart
in the Vuex. It's more robust now.
End-to-end tests are working now as well.
Yeah, I know.
You only call me
When you need something ♪
When you need something
Need something ♪
You only call me
When your luck runs dry ♪
Now you wonder why ♪
- I let it ring, ring, ring ♪
- [laptop dings]
So, that's it then.
And you didn't put in a backdoor
this time, right?
[Lenny scoffs] No.
[Lenny] Cool.
Lenny, I really can't thank you enough.
And I also really owe you an apology.
I couldn't have done all this without you.
We really do make a good team.
[sighs] I've really missed this.
- And I've really missed you.
- [Lenny snoring]
[Moritz sighs]
[Moritz breathing deeply]
Yeah, Mo. I've really missed you too, man.
[sighs]
[beeping]
[birds chirping]
[Moritz] Morning.
Fuck, Mo. Why didn't you wake me up, man?
[Moritz] I was asleep as well.
[Lenny groans]
It feels like old times, doesn't it?
Yeah, that's OK.
- Want some breakfast?
- No.
I've gotta get to study group.
And I promised Dan that I'd
[sniffs, coughs]
Do you have a T-shirt I could borrow?
[Moritz groans]
Lenny, I
That really meant a lot to me.
- Maybe we could
- Listen.
That was a one-time thing. I want it
to stay our secret, okay, Moritz?
Dan and Kira can't know.
Of course. Good decision.
It's better if they don't find out
about this.
As CEO, you don't want to worry
your employees unnecessarily.
I'd do the same thing.
[Moritz sighs]
[grunts]
Here, your fee.
You've earned it.
Come on, take it. I know it's not enough,
but maybe in the future
we can do business together again.
- CEO to CEO.
- [Lenny] Sure.
But first, I have two things to say, okay?
Number one, my friendship is not for sale.
I will sort the money out
because unlike yourself, Moritz,
I don't need anyone's help.
And number two, Moritz
you're not a fucking CEO, man.
What?
Of course I'm a CEO!
Oh, yeah?
"They left me no choice!
I have to get the shop running again!"
Man, it's called Chief Executive Officer,
it's not Chief
Emo Outcast.
CEOs set the deadlines.
Just a matter of time before they realise
they don't need you and get rid of you.
You sold out, and now you're
the smallest cog in the machine, Mo.
You think you're Steve Jobs,
but at best you're Tim Cook.
And I mean when Steve Jobs
was still alive.
But unlike the real Tim Cook,
your Steve Jobs doesn't have cancer.
It's you who's letting him
run things round here!
But now you're just doing
what Tim Cook does every day.
Carry around duffel bags
of Steve Jobs's money.
- [gulps]
- CEO
Oh, yeah?
Under Tim Cook, things at Apple
are going better than ever!
[door slams shut]
Numbers-wise
[Moritz] As a boss, you have to learn
to deal with criticism.
Employees complain.
That's perfectly normal.
Because while you as CEO
are realising your true self
and the company is your everything,
your baby
For your employees, it's just
well, it's just a job.
They just want to have a good day
until home time, and then that's that.
[Moritz] And that is the difference.
As CEO, you work only for yourself.
[Marlene] But you gave us your word,
remember?
[Moritz] I'm the CEO of MyDrugs.
- [Lenny] CEOs set the deadlines.
- [Moritz] Of course I'm a CEO!
[Lenny] You're not a fucking CEO, man.
[male presenter] Every week,
we join one of Germany's
top CEOs on their secret mission.
They switch sides and go undercover
to observe the business
from their employees' perspective,
to find out how things really work
at their company.
This is Undercover CEO: MyDrugs.
Moritz Zimmermann is the CEO
and mastermind behind MyDrugs,
the largest online drug market in Europe.
He's going undercover in his own company
as "Steffen", a student intern.
I'm really looking forward
to the experiment.
I mean, as CEO,
I have a lot of responsibility.
[presenter] We've installed
hidden cameras.
No one here suspects
that Steffen is, in fact, their boss.
Hi, Steffen.
First thing, here are the gloves.
Two of them. Know what you're doing?
- Yeah.
- Great.
[man 2] Eighty grams of Grenades.
No, no. That was a Smiley.
Right, come on.
Yeah, not bad on the whole,
but it's important you speed things up.
We have to hit at least
100 packages per hour,
the bosses say,
otherwise we'll have problems.
Which bosses?
Marlene and Beeke.
[Moritz] It's great what you learn here.
It's stuff that your employees
would never normally say.
[man] Fine for what it is.
I said to Marlene,
"I'm not doing it again."
- And
- [man] That's the third time this week.
What's the work atmosphere like here?
Like, I mean, do you like working here?
Yeah, actually.
Well Marlene and Beeke
can also sometime be very stressful.
They're total perfectionists.
Yeah, you can't make any mistakes. Any.
Uh I thought Moritz Zimmermann
was the boss.
- [both laughing]
- Moritz?
- The boss here?
- [both laughing]
- Technically, yeah, but I mean
- Nope!
[all laughing]
[echoing] Moritz? The boss here?
[intense electronic music playing]
[inhales deeply]
[ding]
I'm a boss
Tell 'em not today ♪
Swervin' on these chickens
Cluck out my lane ♪
I'm a boss
Out my way ♪
Or just do every little thing
That I say ♪
You better, better tell 'em
Who's the boss, me ♪
You better, better tell 'em
Who's the boss, see ♪
You better show 'em
Who's the boss ♪
They stop in awe
When they see me pull up looking flossy ♪
Boss, boss, boss, boss ♪
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
I'm a boss ♪
Boss, boss, boss ♪
[sighs]
Mm-hmm.
EMP. NO., COST CENTRE,
START DATE, ADDRESS
[sighs]
It's about time you two
got back together. [sighs]
I mean, I voted for you guys
for the Cutest Couple,
but you're doing okay on your own.
It's impressive, your new shop.
Thanks.
- [phone vibrates]
- So, "Given the function f,
f of x equals e to the x plus x squared,
and the function g
- JOSEPH: HELP!!!
- LISA: CAN'T NOW, I'M TALKING TO MO
[Moritz coughs]
[mobile phone chiming]
Should I go on?
JOSEPH: AH, OK. THEN GOOD LUCK.
- You wanted to study maths. I know this.
- Sorry.
So, how did you handle everything
with the shop?
[sighs] Can we stop talking about MyDrugs
and focus on studying instead?
- DRUGS GUY: HERE IS THE TRACKING ID:
- DAN: IT DOESN'T WORK?! HELLO?!
Fuck! He's not even replying
to any of my messages anymore.
Now T1000's actually managed
to figure out his site.
You said he couldn't do it.
Stop talking about MyDrugs
and focus on studying, please.
[mobile phone vibrates]
KIRA: FUCK!
THE NEW MYDRUGS PAGE.
SINCE WHEN CAN SARUMAN CODE LIKE THAT?!
NOW
You know, I really hate to say it,
but maybe
But maybe Moritz is just too much
for us to handle.
Some people are just like that.
They're on a higher level.
And they have a plan for everything,
like Queen Elsa.
- Frozen?
- You watch Frozen?
Just the trailer.
Yeah, well
Elsa's actually nothing without Anna.
Anna is the one who whatever.
Let's concentrate on the exam
for a minute, okay?
Yeah, but isn't this more important
than exams?
- What good is passing if
- If I drop dead tomorrow?
Dan, that could happen to anyone.
Even you.
You still applied to uni, didn't you?
Listen, over the last ten years,
I could have died every single day.
That's 3,652 days.
But I didn't. Not once!
So, why the fuck is that gonna change
just because MyDrugs is back online?
- I
- No, best thing you could all do to help
would be calm down and not constantly
talk about Moritz, for God's sake!
One of them's called Beeke,
and what's the other one's name again?
Marlene.
But you're still the CEO?
I am, yeah. Why?
And are you not scared of the police
and all that?
That they'll catch on to you
at some point?
Lisa, come on.
How would they possibly catch on to me?
As long as you don't have a record or
or an immigrant background,
they don't even consider you
as a potential suspect.
Unless you're psychologically disturbed
or some kind of weird freak. [laughing]
[Lisa] Yeah. [laughing]
[fly buzzing]
[buzzing intensely]
[fly buzzing]
[engine running]
SLO-MO - VIDEO - PHOTO - SQUARE - PANO
[doorbell rings]
Hello! I'm a work colleague of your daddy.
You you must be Marie, am I right?
And what do you want?
I'm here about Moritz.
Do you want to arrest him?
We'll see. [laughing]
- He's not here.
- I know. Um
Do you know this man?
[Buba] Can I come in?
- No, and who are you?
- I'm a very good friend.
No. Why?
Is that your boyfriend?
What? No. Huh?
- I've got to go.
- Are you absolutely
[dogs barking in distance]
Would you mind if I came in for a minute?
I won't bother you.
I just want to look around.
I don't know. Can you do that?
I don't know about these things.
I'm only 12.
But among my 89,522 followers,
there are a lot of men your age,
strangely enough.
Maybe some of them are also
police officers, or maybe lawyers.
[phone chimes]
Hi! I'm back again.
Sorry for interrupting you.
Can somebody answer a question?
There's a police officer at my front door.
Can he come in and take a look
around my house without a warrant?
Here, this is him.
NO WAY!!! YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR PARENTS!
Is he allowed to question a minor
in the absence of her guardian?
Answer in the comments, guys!
REPORT THE PIG!
[inbox chimes]
[Moritz] Two factor
authentication enabled.
[phone chimes softly]
[phone chimes softly]
[indistinct chatter in background]
[phone chimes softly]
[phone chimes softly]
[phone chimes more loudly]
[phone chimes]
[phone chimes more loudly]
[phone chimes more loudly]
[inquisitive music playing]
[phone chimes loudly]
[phone chimes more loudly]
- [phone chiming repeatedly]
- [video game music]
[chiming repeatedly]
- [loud knocking]
- Oh!
Okay, Maarten, now that you're the admin,
you can handle the CSS sprites
and the htconfig errors!
Moritz! I can explain!
Good luck!
POLICE
[rock music playing over stereo]
[mobile phone vibrating]
"Inspector Pain in the Arse"?
Okay. Who's Inspector Pain in the Arse?
Oh, um
It's it's just that guy from CID.
- [she chuckles]
- So, shall we?
What does he want from you?
Nothing. I don't want to drag you into it.
Can't be that bad, surely.
Or did you rob a bank again?
No. It's about Moritz.
Moritz?
What did he do? Break the internet?
[sighs] Moritz has a drug problem.
Moritz had a drug problem, I mean.
He wiped the laptop we got
from that dead dealer
because he was scared of getting caught.
The laptop had evidence on it,
and Inspector Pain in the Ass
has found out probably.
What drugs is he taking?
[sighs] Marijuana.
[laughing] Moritz smokes weed?
That's cute.
That's in the past. Two, three times.
Now he's clean. He promised me.
So why are you getting
so worked up about it?
I'm getting worked up because
evidence was destroyed, Barbara!
That's no trivial offence!
The boy has his whole life ahead of him.
He's been working damn hard
for his exams and for his company.
He has so much potential.
I can't stand by and watch him
have it all taken away,
and turn into a loser like his father.
But who understands minor infractions
of the law better than we do, the police?
It's like this.
Out there, there are criminals,
then there's the police.
The bad guys and the good guys.
Like in football,
there's Bayern and there's Dortmund.
Rivals! Different.
Sometimes they win, sometimes we win.
But in the end,
we're all playing the same game.
And we both foul once in a while.
Last year, at the town fair, I shot
a rubber duck with my service weapon.
So, did I get in trouble for it?
No! And why not?
- Because you play for Bayern?
- Dortmund.
Is that so?
Yeah, that's what I meant to say.
Go find Inspector Pain in the Ass
and talk to him about it.
Don't do it officially, of course.
Do it more
Do it more teammate to teammate.
He'll understand.
We're all on the same team.
[upbeat electronic music playing]
MORITZ:
WE REALLY HAVE TO TALK ABOU
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
[sighs]
YESTERDAY: LENNY WHAT'S GOING ONNNN?
TODAY: THAT WAS FUN YESTERDAY.
LET'S DO IT MORE OFTEN!
MORITZ: HEY LENNY, WANNA TALK?
[dreamlike music playing]
LISA YESTERDAY:
HEY MO, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
WANT TO MEET UP
AND STUDY TOGETHER?
(MORITZ: YEAH, OF COURSE:)
HEY LISA, WANNA TALK?
[radio DJ] What can we learn from this?
Everyone deserves a second chance.
Mike and the Mechanics knew that.
So, here we are on The Best Mix.
I'm Timo Muller,
and you're listening to Radio Rinseln.
POLICE RINSELN
[over radio]
Everybody gets a second chance ♪
Second cha ♪
- [doorbell rings loudly]
- Shit!
Mr Zimmermann!
Good evening.
Sorry to turn up here so late,
but I need to get something off my chest.
So, can I come in?
Uh yeah, please.
It's about my son and the drug thing
that happened at the horse farm.
I have to tell you something.
[sighs] I can't tell you how glad I am
you came to me of your own accord.
I know all about it.
I hope it's OK that I record this.
It'll make it easier for me to make
my case to the people above me.
Your son doesn't fit
the usual perpetrator profile.
Hey? No! I I mean
I'm not here to make a confession. I just
What's important here
is that nothing happens to my son.
I'm sure we can work this out somehow,
between colleagues.
After all, we're all playing
for the same team.
Hmm?
[sighs] Mr Zimmermann,
I don't think this is something
we can just "work out".
Mr Kamper,
the boy is about to take his exams.
Uh This is a very serious violation
of Paragraph 29 of the Narcotics Act
and Paragraph 129 of the Penal Code!
- You can't just
- That paragraph can be ignored.
Just relax!
I mean, I felt like you did to begin with,
but I asked around
and a few colleagues said
they think it's not a big deal,
nothing to get worked up about.
[inhales deeply]
Okay, then, I see. Uh
This was obviously a mistake.
I should probably go.
I understand how you must feel.
You don't want the weight of this
on your shoulders either.
You know what?
I'll just discuss this
with your superiors.
No, no, no! Leave it to me. Um
I have to handle all the paperwork
first anyway, and then
maybe I'll just talk to my boss
about it myself.
He doesn't know anything about this,
does he?
Are you investigating this on your own?
Uh
- Hey! Mr Zimmermann!
- [grunts]
Mr Zimmermann, stop right now!
Ow, fuck!
Fuck! Ow!
- Mr Zimmermann!
- [grunting]
Forget it!
The files will still be on the hard drive.
There's nothing you can do.
It's an SSD!
The first "S" stands for "solid".
Ah, fuck! Side stitch.
[Benedikt panting]
No!
What are you doing?
[Benedikt panting]
You idiot! You fucking idiot!
[Benedikt gasping]
[gasping]
[Jens sighs]
You'll get locked up for this! You idiot!
Then why don't you call the chief
and report me?
As long as my son doesn't get
locked up for it, I don't care.
You don't have kids, do you?
[gasps]
You're totally crazy.
Yeah, maybe I am crazy.
But I still play for Bayern.
No, Dortmund. I play for team Dortmund.
[upbeat indie rock music playing]
[sighs]
This is it. Here it is!
Oh, finally!
So, we can get started now. Right?
Uh Awesome, but
[Kira] Can you please explain this to me?
I think it got held up somewhat.
Not you. Lenny!
Can you explain this to me?
JavaScript is a programming
Shit, Lenny! What the fuck is your code
doing on fucking MyDrugs?
- My code?
- SSR?
[Kira] Above the fold optimisation?
Powered by Nerd Rage?
"Rage" what now?
Can you explain this in human language?
No! No normal human uses
Snake Case in JavaScript.
- Listen
- What the fuck, Lenny? So she's right?
We're working our asses off for your
tumour while you're coding for Voldemort?
Man, there was no other option.
They wanted to terminate us.
- Moritz?
- No, the Dutch. Moritz helped us.
[scoffs] Sorry, but I'm not falling
for that shit again!
It's true this time.
Moritz was telling the truth!
I wish he'd been lying.
But, yeah, we're not in danger.
We'll be protected by the Albanians.
Moritz made sure of that.
Hey, Moritz needed help. I had to!
You guys wouldn't understand.
One of you only has party friends
and fuck buddies!
And the other has commitment phobia!
Look, Moritz, he's like my family!
When were you planning
on telling us about this?
- I didn't want to upset you.
- Fuck, Lenny!
I can decide for myself what upsets me!
I don't need you to do that!
You're just a shite CEO like Moritz.
You know that?
- Can we talk about this some other time?
- [Kira] No! We're discussing it now!
We're doing this for you,
and you're lying to us!
Lenny, you should know
how shitty that feels.
[Dan] Did you at least build in
a thermal exhaust port?
I'm really sorry, guys.
Anyway, it was a shit idea.
Look at me. Do I look like a drug boss?
It was fucking Moritz!
I never wanted to sell drugs.
You think that I wanted to deal drugs?
Yeah, sure, to a couple of friends.
But you guys had to turn it
into fucking Amazon for drugs!
[Kira] Yeah, whatever. You could have made
more money delivering newspapers.
[Kira sighs]
OK.
[inhales deeply]
As CEO of CandyBay,
I have an announcement to make.
The Lennard Sander Foundation
will be withdrawing
from the international drug trade.
- [melancholic music playing]
- [typing on keyboard]
Was that it?
That was our exit?
Yep. Farewell, drugs.
Huh.
[Moritz] I don't know who else
I should talk to about it.
I would always talk to Lenny
about this kind of thing.
He would give me some advice and
even though I usually wouldn't follow it
it still helped somehow.
I don't know what I can do to make them
somehow, I don't know
respect me.
Maybe I need to do some work
on my appearance,
so I seem more threatening.
I mean, everybody has
a dangerous side, don't they?
I don't wanna sell drugs ♪
[Moritz] Maybe I just need to find mine.
I just wanna make more money
Than everyone ♪
I just wanna make more songs
Than everyone ♪
I just wanna have more fun
Than everyone ♪
[Moritz] Or maybe I accept my role,
lean back,
work nine to five,
and earn a pile of money
until I can pay for all of Lenny's therapy
in a year or so.
But then they might think I'm a coward
who just gives up when things get
a little bit difficult.
And then, they shoot me after 14 days
and nobody gains everything.
Or I could book a flight
to the Dutch Antilles,
or better French Polynesia,
not somewhere Dutch.
Then I'll lay low for a few years
and wait until they've forgotten about me,
the statute of limitations on my crimes
has passed and Lenny likes me again.
Because if there's one thing
I've learnt about me and Lenny
neither one of us are better on our own
than we are together.
[Joseph] And? Any progress?
[Lisa] Mm-hmm. Almost done.
Okay, could you maybe take these off then?
[chuckles] I'm nearly finished, I swear.
[Joseph] Okay.
[Lisa] But you're still the CEO?
MORITZ CANTEEN 02
[Moritz] I am, yeah. Why?
[suspenseful hip-hop music playing]