Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous (2020) s03e02 Episode Script
Safe Harbor
[dinosaurs roaring]
[theme music]
[roars]
[birds squawking]
[growls]
Stay sharp.
For all we know, Tiff is still in there.
[ominous music]
[gasps]
- No sign of anyone.
- Or anything.
Looks like Tiff had
some unwanted visitors.
[gasps]
- The control panel's busted up.
- And so is the radio.
- And it's almost out of gas.
- Are you sure?
Did you tap it? They always tap it.
Huh? Well, now we're really sure.
So, we've got a boat.
We just can't use the boat.
Okay, the northwest dock
is just around that bend.
If we can somehow make it there,
maybe we can find more gas
and whatever else we need
to get us off the island.
[clatters]
[both gasp]
- Boo!
- [both scream]
[laughs]
Gotcha!
- Kenji!
- Not funny, dude! You scared
I know. It was awesome.
You should've seen your faces!
Priceless!
[laughs]
The height of comedy.
I'm gonna head back to shore.
Bumpy and I will meet you at the dock.
Guess the only question is,
who's driving the boat?
You mean, whose dad
has a yacht club membership
and just found this killer hat?
Captain Kenji at your service.
[laughs]
[engine ignites]
[grunts]
[chuckles]
Yeah! Who's good?
Yes!
[all cheer]
- Yeah!
- All right!
[Yaz] Easy. Easy.
Hold up! Hold up! Hold up!
[grunts]
Not a bad parking job,
if I do say so myself, and I will.
You don't "park" a boat, dingus.
You "dock" it.
Sure you wanna sass the captain?
It's a long swim home.
Thanks.
Hey, friends! How was your walk?
Great. Zero dinos. And even better,
the dock's surrounded by a fence.
I locked up after Bumpy and I
came through.
Hi, Bumpy! Hey, girl.
Hey Oh, okay.
[grunts]
It's getting late.
We might as well rest up here.
We can scavenge
for supplies in the morning.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, pump the brakes, bro!
Look around!
We've got swimsuits, a few hours of sun,
and a whole boat at our disposal!
If that doesn't scream "yacht party,"
I don't know what does.
[all laugh]
Here is what eight years
of diving lessons looks like.
[grunts]
Here's what running from an Allosaurus,
then tripping and falling off
a waterfall looks like!
You walked right out
Cut me to the bone ♪
Ooh! Water bottles, beach towels,
those fancy, tiny drink umbrellas,
sad beach ball.
Check it: party poppers, Roman candles,
tons of yacht rock CDs.
They might have been evil,
but Mitch and Tiff knew
how to throw a yacht party.
- [grunts]
- [Sammy laughs]
Very, very funny.
- Sammy, would you Sa
- [Sammy laughs]
Oh, you've got me
On my knees ♪
We're not just leaving
the island tomorrow,
we're leaving in style.
Gotta admit, I am loving this yacht life.
But there is still one thing
we need to do before we go
prank Kenji back for scaring us.
Oh, you know I'm down for that.
Got it! We steal his captain's hat.
Uh-huh. And then?
We don't give it back.
Yeah, lame. Sorry.
When you've got a brother like Brand,
you're usually the prank victim,
not the prank planner.
It's gotta be something epic
or he'll never leave us alone.
What if we slowly and methodically
make Kenji believe he never existed?
Then, just when he's
on the verge of total madness,
we'll be like, "Gotcha!"
Might be too intense? Maybe we
- [screams]
- [popping]
[laughs]
- Seriously, Kenji?
- I know, right?
Too easy! Too easy!
All ideas are back on the table.
The more intense, the better.
[grunting]
Here you go, Bumpy!
I know how thirsty you big critters
can get hanging out in the sun all day.
Oops, almost forgot.
Actually, that's a choking hazard,
so I'm just gonna keep the umbrella.
- Enjoy!
- [growls]
Ladies. Having fun?
Us? Fun?
Oh, yeah! Bumpy and I are having
all the fun!
[growls]
[grunts]
Okay, sorry,
but, Ben, you know how big animals
are kind of my thing?
Well, you ever think that Bumpy
just isn't that into me?
[growls]
Bumpy's a complicated woman.
Who knows what's going on inside
that beautiful dino brain
of hers?
I wouldn't worry about it.
'Course, you might just be
losing your touch.
Bye!
Challenge accepted.
Bumpy, you will be mine.
[grunts]
- [upbeat music]
- [Kenji laughs]
Come on, there's gotta be
something in here
we can scare Kenji with.
Like these fireworks.
Eyes up, yo!
Captain on deck.
Oh, hey, Cap. I mean, Kenji.
Just checking in on my crew.
What are you two up to?
Oh! We were just saying
that it's starting to get dark.
We should
probably wrap up the party.
Yeah, so we can be fresh
to get supplies in the morning.
You expect me to buy that?
When we've got these babies?
[laughs]
Already put 'em out on deck.
Yacht party saved!
- [thuds]
- [all groan]
What was that?
We couldn't have hit something.
Oh, no!
This won't wait 'til tomorrow.
We gotta patch this tonight before
The boat sinks.
Thanks for the clarification.
There's gotta be tools
or boating supplies
we can scavenge.
Let's hurry. It's getting dark
and the fog's rolling in.
We should split up
so we can cover more ground.
Then let's go!
- I'm gonna look over there.
- Cool. We'll head this way.
Remember to keep an eye
out for Kenji.
I wouldn't put it past him
to scare us again,
especially in the dark.
Good looking out.
After we find a patch for the boat,
we can prank him back.
Game on.
[suspenseful music]
Gas cans!
Dang it!
Come on, Bumpster. Let's search over here.
She gave her a nickname?
[grunting]
[Bumpy growls]
[Yaz groans]
Just chill, Bumpy.
This could take a while.
Brooklynn?
Darius?
[grunts]
Whatever you're plotting,
it's not gonna work.
[Kenji groans]
Can't scare me if you can't find me.
[grunts]
- [thuds]
- [groans]
[gasps]
[ominous music]
Bumpy, is that you?
Are you lost in the fog, girl?
Sit tight, I'm coming your way.
Oh, come on!
What good is a secret keycard
to the entire island
if you can't use it on the entire island?
[clatters]
- [shrieks]
- [pants]
Darius!
The plan was to scare Kenji, not me!
Something broke through the fence.
We all need to get
to the boat now!
[gasps]
[Brooklynn]
Come on, I think it's this way.
[Darius] Okay. Stay close.
Gotcha. No one pranks Captain K.
[ominous music]
- See anyone?
- I can barely see you.
Sammy? Yaz? Anybody?
- There's Ben.
- [gasps]
- [Ouranosaurus growls]
- [gasps]
It's okay. They're just Ouranosauruses.
They're big, but they're
pretty much harmless.
- [all groan]
- [snarls]
Do they know that?
This way!
Hurry!
[panting]
[growling]
[grunting]
[roars]
- [clatters]
- [groans]
[growls]
[growling]
[grunts]
[groaning]
Whoa!
[suspenseful music]
[shrieks]
Yo, Darius!
Brooklynn! Truce?
Nice try with the scary noises
and all, but
[growling]
Okay
fun's over.
Who's out there?
[gasps]
- [snarls]
- [grunts]
[Kenji screams]
[gasping]
[metal clanks]
Kenji?
- Where are the others?
- I don't know!
Kenji?
[grunting]
Get down here, dingus!
[shrieks]
- [growling]
- [clattering]
Let's go!
Kenji! You're okay!
Darius broke my fall!
- Thanks, bro.
- No problem.
Wait, where's Sammy?
[panting]
- [yells]
- [growls]
There you are.
Don't be scared. Just settle.
Let's get you back to Ben and Yaz.
- [growling]
- [screams]
- [Bumpy growls]
- [shrieks]
Bumpy!
[gasping]
Oh, good girl! Let's go!
That way works too!
Bumpy?
[dinosaur screeching]
We gotta get on that boat and cast off.
What about the hole?
We'll figure something out.
- And then? Where do we go?
- Anywhere but here.
- Come on, it's this way.
- No, it's that way.
We just came from that way.
There!
Party yacht for the win!
- [dinosaur snarls]
- [all pant]
- [grunts]
- [pops]
- Come on!
- [Ben] Come on, Bumpy!
- Hurry!
- Go! Go! Go!
We've got to patch this thing.
Can you do anything with this tape?
Only everything!
Quick, grab whatever you can
to plug it up.
Okay. What do I get?
- Here.
- Hand it to me.
Oh, here! What about this?
Grab that over there!
Grab this.
[roaring]
This won't hold long, but it's all we got.
- Hey!
- They're coming!
- Get us out of here!
- [screams]
- Let's go! Kenji, drive!
- [engine sputters]
Be enough gas! Be enough gas! Yes!
[engine rumbles]
[panting]
[roaring]
Yes.
That was close.
- [thuds]
- [all groan]
Oh, they can swim?
We can't outrun them.
Then maybe we could scare them off!
[growls]
Hurry!
[crackles]
[snarls]
[popping]
[fireworks crackles]
Bye-bye, swimming dinos!
[all cheer]
Didn't get to scare Kenji,
but I'll count this as a win.
Heck, yeah!
There's my hero!
Okay, I gotta ask.
How on Earth did you get Bumpy
to like you so much?
Easy. I carry around snacks in my pocket.
Kind of a habit I got into while running.
[chuckles]
So, you were just messing with me?
Yeah.
Bumpy wasn't in on it.
She's too highbrow for that kind of thing.
[giggles]
Whoo.
For a minute there,
I thought I was losing my mojo.
[Sammy laughs]
I cut the engine
to save whatever fuel's left.
We are officially adrift.
It still doesn't make sense.
First, the Compies disappear from camp.
Then peaceful herbivores attack us
and take over the dock,
an area they shouldn't care about?
Things are definitely getting
next-level weird.
Yeah. "Dinos never go bonkers
at Jurassic World,"
said no one ever.
It's more than that,
it's like the island's
out of balance somehow.
But why?
[footsteps thumping]
[roars]
[closing theme music]
[theme music]
[roars]
[birds squawking]
[growls]
Stay sharp.
For all we know, Tiff is still in there.
[ominous music]
[gasps]
- No sign of anyone.
- Or anything.
Looks like Tiff had
some unwanted visitors.
[gasps]
- The control panel's busted up.
- And so is the radio.
- And it's almost out of gas.
- Are you sure?
Did you tap it? They always tap it.
Huh? Well, now we're really sure.
So, we've got a boat.
We just can't use the boat.
Okay, the northwest dock
is just around that bend.
If we can somehow make it there,
maybe we can find more gas
and whatever else we need
to get us off the island.
[clatters]
[both gasp]
- Boo!
- [both scream]
[laughs]
Gotcha!
- Kenji!
- Not funny, dude! You scared
I know. It was awesome.
You should've seen your faces!
Priceless!
[laughs]
The height of comedy.
I'm gonna head back to shore.
Bumpy and I will meet you at the dock.
Guess the only question is,
who's driving the boat?
You mean, whose dad
has a yacht club membership
and just found this killer hat?
Captain Kenji at your service.
[laughs]
[engine ignites]
[grunts]
[chuckles]
Yeah! Who's good?
Yes!
[all cheer]
- Yeah!
- All right!
[Yaz] Easy. Easy.
Hold up! Hold up! Hold up!
[grunts]
Not a bad parking job,
if I do say so myself, and I will.
You don't "park" a boat, dingus.
You "dock" it.
Sure you wanna sass the captain?
It's a long swim home.
Thanks.
Hey, friends! How was your walk?
Great. Zero dinos. And even better,
the dock's surrounded by a fence.
I locked up after Bumpy and I
came through.
Hi, Bumpy! Hey, girl.
Hey Oh, okay.
[grunts]
It's getting late.
We might as well rest up here.
We can scavenge
for supplies in the morning.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, pump the brakes, bro!
Look around!
We've got swimsuits, a few hours of sun,
and a whole boat at our disposal!
If that doesn't scream "yacht party,"
I don't know what does.
[all laugh]
Here is what eight years
of diving lessons looks like.
[grunts]
Here's what running from an Allosaurus,
then tripping and falling off
a waterfall looks like!
You walked right out
Cut me to the bone ♪
Ooh! Water bottles, beach towels,
those fancy, tiny drink umbrellas,
sad beach ball.
Check it: party poppers, Roman candles,
tons of yacht rock CDs.
They might have been evil,
but Mitch and Tiff knew
how to throw a yacht party.
- [grunts]
- [Sammy laughs]
Very, very funny.
- Sammy, would you Sa
- [Sammy laughs]
Oh, you've got me
On my knees ♪
We're not just leaving
the island tomorrow,
we're leaving in style.
Gotta admit, I am loving this yacht life.
But there is still one thing
we need to do before we go
prank Kenji back for scaring us.
Oh, you know I'm down for that.
Got it! We steal his captain's hat.
Uh-huh. And then?
We don't give it back.
Yeah, lame. Sorry.
When you've got a brother like Brand,
you're usually the prank victim,
not the prank planner.
It's gotta be something epic
or he'll never leave us alone.
What if we slowly and methodically
make Kenji believe he never existed?
Then, just when he's
on the verge of total madness,
we'll be like, "Gotcha!"
Might be too intense? Maybe we
- [screams]
- [popping]
[laughs]
- Seriously, Kenji?
- I know, right?
Too easy! Too easy!
All ideas are back on the table.
The more intense, the better.
[grunting]
Here you go, Bumpy!
I know how thirsty you big critters
can get hanging out in the sun all day.
Oops, almost forgot.
Actually, that's a choking hazard,
so I'm just gonna keep the umbrella.
- Enjoy!
- [growls]
Ladies. Having fun?
Us? Fun?
Oh, yeah! Bumpy and I are having
all the fun!
[growls]
[grunts]
Okay, sorry,
but, Ben, you know how big animals
are kind of my thing?
Well, you ever think that Bumpy
just isn't that into me?
[growls]
Bumpy's a complicated woman.
Who knows what's going on inside
that beautiful dino brain
of hers?
I wouldn't worry about it.
'Course, you might just be
losing your touch.
Bye!
Challenge accepted.
Bumpy, you will be mine.
[grunts]
- [upbeat music]
- [Kenji laughs]
Come on, there's gotta be
something in here
we can scare Kenji with.
Like these fireworks.
Eyes up, yo!
Captain on deck.
Oh, hey, Cap. I mean, Kenji.
Just checking in on my crew.
What are you two up to?
Oh! We were just saying
that it's starting to get dark.
We should
probably wrap up the party.
Yeah, so we can be fresh
to get supplies in the morning.
You expect me to buy that?
When we've got these babies?
[laughs]
Already put 'em out on deck.
Yacht party saved!
- [thuds]
- [all groan]
What was that?
We couldn't have hit something.
Oh, no!
This won't wait 'til tomorrow.
We gotta patch this tonight before
The boat sinks.
Thanks for the clarification.
There's gotta be tools
or boating supplies
we can scavenge.
Let's hurry. It's getting dark
and the fog's rolling in.
We should split up
so we can cover more ground.
Then let's go!
- I'm gonna look over there.
- Cool. We'll head this way.
Remember to keep an eye
out for Kenji.
I wouldn't put it past him
to scare us again,
especially in the dark.
Good looking out.
After we find a patch for the boat,
we can prank him back.
Game on.
[suspenseful music]
Gas cans!
Dang it!
Come on, Bumpster. Let's search over here.
She gave her a nickname?
[grunting]
[Bumpy growls]
[Yaz groans]
Just chill, Bumpy.
This could take a while.
Brooklynn?
Darius?
[grunts]
Whatever you're plotting,
it's not gonna work.
[Kenji groans]
Can't scare me if you can't find me.
[grunts]
- [thuds]
- [groans]
[gasps]
[ominous music]
Bumpy, is that you?
Are you lost in the fog, girl?
Sit tight, I'm coming your way.
Oh, come on!
What good is a secret keycard
to the entire island
if you can't use it on the entire island?
[clatters]
- [shrieks]
- [pants]
Darius!
The plan was to scare Kenji, not me!
Something broke through the fence.
We all need to get
to the boat now!
[gasps]
[Brooklynn]
Come on, I think it's this way.
[Darius] Okay. Stay close.
Gotcha. No one pranks Captain K.
[ominous music]
- See anyone?
- I can barely see you.
Sammy? Yaz? Anybody?
- There's Ben.
- [gasps]
- [Ouranosaurus growls]
- [gasps]
It's okay. They're just Ouranosauruses.
They're big, but they're
pretty much harmless.
- [all groan]
- [snarls]
Do they know that?
This way!
Hurry!
[panting]
[growling]
[grunting]
[roars]
- [clatters]
- [groans]
[growls]
[growling]
[grunts]
[groaning]
Whoa!
[suspenseful music]
[shrieks]
Yo, Darius!
Brooklynn! Truce?
Nice try with the scary noises
and all, but
[growling]
Okay
fun's over.
Who's out there?
[gasps]
- [snarls]
- [grunts]
[Kenji screams]
[gasping]
[metal clanks]
Kenji?
- Where are the others?
- I don't know!
Kenji?
[grunting]
Get down here, dingus!
[shrieks]
- [growling]
- [clattering]
Let's go!
Kenji! You're okay!
Darius broke my fall!
- Thanks, bro.
- No problem.
Wait, where's Sammy?
[panting]
- [yells]
- [growls]
There you are.
Don't be scared. Just settle.
Let's get you back to Ben and Yaz.
- [growling]
- [screams]
- [Bumpy growls]
- [shrieks]
Bumpy!
[gasping]
Oh, good girl! Let's go!
That way works too!
Bumpy?
[dinosaur screeching]
We gotta get on that boat and cast off.
What about the hole?
We'll figure something out.
- And then? Where do we go?
- Anywhere but here.
- Come on, it's this way.
- No, it's that way.
We just came from that way.
There!
Party yacht for the win!
- [dinosaur snarls]
- [all pant]
- [grunts]
- [pops]
- Come on!
- [Ben] Come on, Bumpy!
- Hurry!
- Go! Go! Go!
We've got to patch this thing.
Can you do anything with this tape?
Only everything!
Quick, grab whatever you can
to plug it up.
Okay. What do I get?
- Here.
- Hand it to me.
Oh, here! What about this?
Grab that over there!
Grab this.
[roaring]
This won't hold long, but it's all we got.
- Hey!
- They're coming!
- Get us out of here!
- [screams]
- Let's go! Kenji, drive!
- [engine sputters]
Be enough gas! Be enough gas! Yes!
[engine rumbles]
[panting]
[roaring]
Yes.
That was close.
- [thuds]
- [all groan]
Oh, they can swim?
We can't outrun them.
Then maybe we could scare them off!
[growls]
Hurry!
[crackles]
[snarls]
[popping]
[fireworks crackles]
Bye-bye, swimming dinos!
[all cheer]
Didn't get to scare Kenji,
but I'll count this as a win.
Heck, yeah!
There's my hero!
Okay, I gotta ask.
How on Earth did you get Bumpy
to like you so much?
Easy. I carry around snacks in my pocket.
Kind of a habit I got into while running.
[chuckles]
So, you were just messing with me?
Yeah.
Bumpy wasn't in on it.
She's too highbrow for that kind of thing.
[giggles]
Whoo.
For a minute there,
I thought I was losing my mojo.
[Sammy laughs]
I cut the engine
to save whatever fuel's left.
We are officially adrift.
It still doesn't make sense.
First, the Compies disappear from camp.
Then peaceful herbivores attack us
and take over the dock,
an area they shouldn't care about?
Things are definitely getting
next-level weird.
Yeah. "Dinos never go bonkers
at Jurassic World,"
said no one ever.
It's more than that,
it's like the island's
out of balance somehow.
But why?
[footsteps thumping]
[roars]
[closing theme music]