Las Vegas s03e02 Episode Script
Fake the Money and Run
How many of these did you find? Just one so far.
Boy, that's pretty damn good.
Near perfect.
What's perfect? I was doing a random check, found a counterfeit $100 chip.
Costs a lot of money to make a phony this good.
You guys found a fake chip? How long has he been on duty? He's been up 36 hours.
I told him to take a break- You go home.
Get some sleep.
I'm fine.
If it's such a good fake, how can you tell it's fake? Felt a little heavy in my hand, so I weighed it.
Ends up it's 34 centigrams over specs, which only allow for a seven centigram variance margin.
You could tell this was 34 centigrams heavy Just by holding it? So happens I could.
Why are you being such a hater? You know how little 34 centigrams is? Shut up.
Both of you shut up.
You-You go home, get some sleep or I will put you to sleep.
- Yeah.
- And you, Just find out if anything unusual happened on the floor last 24 hours.
I'm taking all the new chips off the floor.
- Whoa.
That's big.
- You got a better idea? - I can stick around and help.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I thought I was getting through to you.
Go home.
Okay.
I'm gonna be here another 20 minutes.
I gotta meet my accountant.
Go home.
Okay.
Here.
Hey, um, tell the cage, uh, we're gonna switch out the chips.
Yes, all of them.
Ed, it looks like the only counterfeits are hundreds.
So, what's going on? We're just changing our chips to get our players' feedback on our color combinations.
- Well, I prefer burgundy and taupe.
- And you, sir? Only color I care about is green.
Know what I'm sayin'? Ed, they took us for over a million.
Boy,you feelin'lucky tonight Roll the dice again and let it ride Let it ride Let it ride You gonna do this one more time Hit me again and let it ride Let it ride Let it ride Are you gonna play tonight 'Cause Lady Luck is right by your side By your side By your side Gonna do this one more time Hit me again and let it ride Let it ride, let it ride Let it ride, let it ride d Percentage of counterfeits stayed consistent.
What, they have a million of our money? Million point two.
Also, I looked into anything unusual on the floor yesterday.
Only thing was a blackjack dealer,Jerry Smoltz, who was dealing 75% winners for three straight hours.
One of Sam's whales won 300 grand at a private table.
And he's back at it today.
But I checked the tape and everything's on the up-and-up.
Just one of those runs.
Right.
Look.
I don't want Monica finding out about these phony chips, all right? She owns the place.
Kinda hard to keep her out of the loop.
Unless she's preoccupied with some other major crisis like, uh, this dealer who can't seem to deal a losing hand.
I'm just afraid, Mike, that if she finds out about it, the wrong heads can roll.
You know? Like mine? I don't want the cops involved.
Not yet anyway.
Not until we get our money back.
- Mr.
Deline.
- How are you, Sarasvati? Good.
They told me you needed to see me right away.
Right.
The, um, daily revenue reports, when are they scheduled to go out? An hour or so, but if you need it sooner- No, no, no.
Actually, I'd like the distribution delayed till I tell you.
Mr.
Deline, under normal circumstances, I would gladly accommodate your request, but Miss Mancuso had already requested- You just tell Miss Mancuso that it was my decision.
We don't want her to find out about the counterfeit chips.
Oh.
It's very hard for me to be duplicitous.
Which is why we love you.
Thanks, Mike.
Well, plus some of your other outstanding attributes.
Please.
Please.
! Tell Miss Mancuso to talk to me.
This is Mike.
I'll be right down.
Two guys throwin'at Bella Petto.
Look, man, read the sign.
Read the freakin'sign, all right.
Look, I am here.
Get up, read the sign because- What is the problem? That douche bag took a chair I reserved.
I left my magazine and sunblock on the table.
Only thing that reserves a chair is a towel.
You don't know jack, pal.
Sir, there are plenty of other lounges available.
Okay, I get it.
Uh, first of all, give it another 30 minutes.
There'll be 10 more Just like her out here.
Trust me on this.
Looks like your brother from another mother beat you to it.
So what you gonna do, hmm? Relax, sit back and enjoy the Bella Petto experience.
Believe me, there is nothing more important than asset management.
And I mean that, really.
Listen, why don't you- Why don't you call me? Okay? Thanks.
All right.
You setting up shop here? Oh, well, you know.
Hey, if, uh, the mountain won't come to Muhammad- Hey, Danny, look.
As your accountant and as your friend, I sort of feel I have some kind of fiduciary obligation to advise you- I know.
You want me to sell my dad's house.
I will.
Hey, every month you don't, - you're incurring a wholly unnecessary tax liability.
- I get it.
- You like that? - Yeah, I get it.
Yeah? What about this? What if I put you in touch with a broker? I'd love to chat, Stan, but I gotta go home and get some sleep.
Good.
Then you can be fresh for my poker game tonight, huh? Yes, sir.
Hey.
Hey.
An accountant that works out of a topless pool.
Nice.
He's bugging me about selling my dad's house.
How much you say he bought the place for? He bought the land for 16,000 and built the house himself.
16,000? Yeah.
You know how much it's worth? A million and a half.
Excuse me.
I think someone took my wallet.
You heard Ed.
I gotta get some sleep.
So- Come on,Jerry.
Give him a six.
Yes.
! Look at that.
He listens.
You are the man,Jerry! Oh! I'm winning more money.
I'm winning more money! All right.
Keep it comin',Jerry, 'cause I'm in the zone and you are en fuego.
I've never seen anything like it.
We've switched tables on him.
We've switched decks.
We even switched chips.
The man keeps dealing winners.
How much has he cost us? This guy is up 300,000.
Are you sure the dealer isn't cheating? Maybe he's signaling the player.
We did a complete analysis.
It's just one of those streaks.
Well, if he continues on one of those streaks, doesn't it make sense to put him where he's gonna cause the least amount of damage? Yes, Miss Mancuso, it does.
The people here, do they think about making sense? We try to, Miss Mancuso.
And what's with the Miss Mancuso routine? I thought you told me that's what you wanted me to call you.
I think somebody needs to work on their sense of humor.
It was a joke.
Oh.
I'm Monica.
Got it.
Monica.
So, Mike- Yes? What sort of impression do I make? Come again? If we were in a bar and you hadn't seen me before.
Oh.
Can I speak candidly? I insist you speak candidly.
I'd think you were a hot piece of ass.
Good answer.
- Sarasvati.
- Yes, Miss Mancuso? You told me you would have the opening day revenue report by now.
Where is it? I'm afraid it's still being prepared.
Unacceptable.
Mr.
Deline had some special requests.
He suggested you speak to him.
Come on.
Show some cleavage.
It's a casino, not a convent.
Okay, okay.
That's me taking the first counterfeit I found.
Now, let's run it backwards until we see that specific tray being removed from the cart.
All right? Wow.
That's an easy gig.
We pay these guys for that? Okay.
Now follow- Who is that, Marguerite? Follow Marguerite backwards until we see where she got that tray.
Keep going.
Keep going.
'Cause we want to see where that top chip in the far left column came from.
Okay.
Give me the casino angle.
Boom! Let's see what we got on her.
And while you're at it, give me Bella Petto, south deck about 11:00.
Go tight on the topless chick near the middle, in the black bikini bottom.
She's good, but about 1:30 got two blondes putting oil on each other.
Got it bookmarked.
Mitch, this is business.
Just a skosh more professionalism, if you don't mind.
See.
See.
While you're getting your perv on, this guy's lifting this other dude's wallet.
Freeze it.
Blow it up.
Let's see what we got on him too.
I'm in a surveillance zone, baby.
What? I bet 50.
Holding three clubs, aren't you? Fold.
When does the Pussycat Dolls go on? Fold.
I'll see your 50.
Raise you a hundred.
Let's go.
Call or fold.
Make a decision.
- Can we try to finish? - I'm 40 light.
You mind? - What? - No, there's no going light in my game, pal.
Come on.
It's more for you if you win.
Doesn't cost you if you lose.
- Go ahead.
Aw, man.
- Write that down.
- What am I, your secretary? Yes.
Beat his ass.
- Three nines? - Yeah, three nines.
Told ya.
Good.
Good.
You deserve it.
Hey, I was a fan.
Give me at least half.
Why don't you run over to that A.
T.
M.
Yeah, right.
You can finally pay me back.
Oh, damn.
You know what? I must have forgotten my debit card.
Oh, what a shock.
Listen to this.
I'm really sorry.
If you give me your number, I'll call ya and bring the money to ya.
d Whoa, whoa, whoa He's a welsher d And he gotta get out I don't take I.
O.
U.
's from guys that I just met.
Forty bucks.
Oh, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How 'bout this? What's that? Hundred dollar five-team parlay- Bucs, Rams, Chargers, Seahawks, Lions.
From the Montecito.
Huh? - No way the Rams cover.
You kidding? - I owe you 40.
This thing pays, you'll get two grand, man.
Come on.
Come on! Give us a break.
Start betting on Korean Ping-Pong.
And get out of here.
All right, fine.
All right.
It's me.
So what? I don't know anything about fake chips.
You don't know anything about fake chips? You cashed it in.
This isn't fair.
No.
- It isn't fair, is it? - It wasn't even my chip.
I mean, someone gave it to me.
Who? Um, I think his name was Alan or Adam, something like that.
Where or when did he give you the chip? I'll tell you if you give me Elton John tickets.
Done.
Okay, well, like, let's see 'em.
Elton John, front row, tomorrow night.
Ah! Like, talk.
I remember his name-Alex.
Alex.
Great.
Um, when did he give you the chip? Well, see, I was over by the fountains, you know, at the Bellagio, and when I left, this guy Alex sees me, like, a couple of blocks away and he's like, "I saw you over by the fountains.
Where are you staying?" And he's kinda hot, so I'm like, " the Montecito.
" Um, where did he give you the chip? - Here.
- Here? - In your room? - Well, like, we had drinks at Pure.
And then he's like, "Do you want to go back to your room?" And I'm kinda drunk, so I'm like, " Okay.
" And then after we hook up, he goes, "Here, " ya know, with the chip.
And I'm like, "I'm so not that type of a girl.
" And he's like, "I know.
I just, like, like you, so I'm giving you this.
" Completely believable.
id Alex say he had to leave because he had an early morning meeting he had to get up for? Yeah.
How'd you know? Wait a minute.
Freeze it.
And run that guy.
What are you lookin' at? Nothin'.
I need the, um, name and address of anyone that's been fired or quit our chip manufacturer in the last 30 days.
Acme? Yeah, that would be the name.
Do it.
Why did you tell the Indian girl to delay the revenue report? Her name is Sarasvati.
And unfortunately we had to fix a glitch in our asset management ratio analysis program.
Or it would have put our activity-based costing system off by three or four percent.
Well, we wouldn't want that to happen, now would we? Next time, check with me first.
Okay, Eddie? "Eddie.
" Unbelievable.
What? This is a betting slip that guy used to pay me.
It's a winner.
It's a five-team parlay.
- My man,you just won 2,000 bucks.
- Two thousand bucks! Two thousand bucks! - Nice.
- That'll teach that guy to go light on me.
You know what I'm sayin'? Wait.
Whoa.
You think I should cash this in? Nah, you should frame it, or take it to one of those places where they encase stuff in plastic.
I'm a key employee.
Gaming Commission says key employees aren't allowed to wager at the casino that employs them.
This was given to you by somebody who was repaying a debt.
But they're gonna have me on video cashing the thing in.
That doesn't look good.
No, no, no.
Hey, man, you want to make a little money? Yeah.
Cash this in for me, I'll give you 10%.
That's 200 bucks.
There's a catch, right? No catch.
He's just lazy.
'Cause he's lazy.
That's hard, man.
Right.
Two thousand bucks.
How 'bout that? So, how are things going? I was gonna head over to my dad's and start clearing the place out.
Ah, good move.
Mary's gonna go with me.
Ah.
It's easier to go in with someone else.
- Yeah, I hear ya.
- Hey, guys.
I know you didn't find anything on that guy that took my wallet, but here's the thing.
I've been looking all day for a betting slip, and then I remembered it's in my wallet.
It was a five-team parlay- Bucs, Rams, Seahawks, Chargers, Lions, for God's sake.
It's the first time in my life I got 'em all right.
Ticket's worth $2,000.
So I figured someone cashes it in, you could look at the videotape.
There's our thief.
Yeah.
Uh, could you excuse me for one moment? Of course, there's no guarantee that the thief would turn it in himself.
You meeting us here is kind of a coincidence.
We were just discussing your case.
That's a great detection idea, Howard, but I guess we feel like you've been inconvenienced enough.
So, on behalf of the Montecito, allow me to pay you off on the bet.
- There you go.
There's eighteen hundred.
- Wow.
And I'll just pull- 2,000.
Thanks.
I- I don't know what to say.
I will definitely recommend your hotel to everyone I know.
That's the guy I played poker with.
And our wallet thief.
And the guy who cost me 240 bucks.
Now it's personal.
Uh-oh.
Better tell the women and children to take cover.
Are you kidding me? Seriously, I.
R.
S.
problems? Forget about it.
The I.
R.
S.
is like putty in my hands, honey.
Really, no worry.
It's putty? Stan, what do you know about that guy Roger who played in your poker game the other night? Uh, why don't you call me.
Uh, not much, you know.
And I'm really sorry about that whole situation, man, really.
The guy is sitting at a table with Paul Anka and he goes light? I was wondering if you have an address, phone number, last name.
He robbed one of our guests.
Oh, you gotta be - Oh, I am so sorry.
No, it's not your fault, but I was just wondering if maybe you could help me find him.
He was just a fill-in.
He was referred to me by one of my clients.
You know Pomona, dancer at the Rhino? No, Stan, I don't.
You don't? She was here just yesterday.
I don't know her, but maybe you can tell me a little bit about her.
She lives in Henderson.
I got her in zero coupon bonds.
She just got herself a new Mustang convertible.
I want to- And for what it's worth, if you ever see her, uh, they're real.
Whoa.
I want an address.
All right.
You got it, boss.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Sorry.
- I want that man fired.
- I'm not sure we can do that.
Says who? Fired for what? He's cost this hotel a lot of money.
Let me tell you about something that'll cost a lot more.
It's called a wrongful termination suit.
- This dealer hasn't violated any state or federal laws? - No.
- Hotel or Gaming Commission policies? - I don't believe so.
And there's no acts of moral turpitude, no guest complaints? What about the boss's complaints? You have no grounds for dismissal.
And I assume I can't fire you for providing completely disagreeable advice.
I can't fire him.
Happy? I'm so sorry.
Well, don't celebrate too much.
I have a plan.
Can't wait.
I want you to find a cooler.
id you just say a " cooler"? Yeah, I just said a cooler.
Right.
Monica, I know people talk about coolers, oh, and they made the movie, but, uh, there's no such thing as a cooler.
Did I hear someone mention a cooler? Hi, Monica.
Because I am one.
Every time I go to a table, whoever's there starts to lose.
Doesn't matter how much they were winning before, I show up, everything heads south.
It's wacky.
Delinda, I want you to go over to that table and stand as close to the dealer as you can get.
- I don't want to make people lose.
- Oh, I guess I'd call it an order.
I'm just here to try to patch things up with my father.
We're not really speaking.
I work at Pure.
Oh, my mistake.
I will just have to take my frustration out on your good friend, Sam, who is working here.
Okay, I'll do it.
What do you think of our new owner? Pretty tough broad.
But, uh, I guess she has to be.
She's a cooler.
Serious? Told ya.
Maybe I'm not a cooler.
Well played.
Only one guy's left Acme recently- a Richie Tomczak.
Uh, but it was for medical reasons.
His doctor said that he had some bad disease, only had a couple months to live.
What did I ask you for, a medical report or address? Uh, yes, sir.
An address.
Mr.
Tomczak? Richie? Hey.
Holy- I guess your doctor was right.
What did you tell the cops? What do you think I told them? I told them the truth.
I mean, pretty close.
Actually, I told them, uh, I went there to talk to Richie about some possible counterfeiting problem we had.
Anyway, I told them the door was unlocked.
Sit down.
So they'll focus on the murder.
Right.
You think Tomczak was involved with the chip counterfeiting? There's a pretty good chance.
You needed someone's expertise, you know, for the clay formulation and the mold making.
But he left Acme before the chip design was finalized.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, the counterfeiters, they walk in the minute we open, right- 12:01.
They buy a legitimate $100 chip.
They walk out.
They start making their own by 12:02.
Now if they're any good, they start cranking out them phonies before noon.
Except, Ed, the machine that produces the high quality chips is extremely rare and extremely expensive.
And I talked to the manufacturer, and he said there's only six in existence and the only one anywhere near here is at Acme.
All the others, there's no way they could have produced the fakes and gotten 'em back here in the same day.
Did you talk to the other five places that have these machines to see if they still have 'em? - I will get on that.
- Good.
Oh, listen.
I need you to check surveillance video for anyone that came in, uh, between 12:00 and 3:00 yesterday and went directly to the cage or to a table and cashed in a $100 chip.
Mr.
D.
, that's like thousands of people.
- We might need more time- - We don't need any time.
You-You need time because I expect this done by tonight.
So does Jake care that you're helping me with all this stuff? He's working late.
Seems like he does that a lot.
Remember this? Yeah, I remember that.
I remember how pissed you were when I solved it before you.
I'm still pissed.
I wonder what I could get for this thing - If you ask me one more time how much you could get for that on eBay, I swear, I will deck you.
I'm not gonna say anything.
Uh-huh.
Probably couldn't get more than a couple of bucks.
That's it.
Give me that.
You can have it.
There you go.
Thank you.
Well, we should probably go to the bedroom and start clearing stuff out of there.
Right.
Yes.
This is weird.
And this is really weird.
Who's this? - I don't know.
- How could there be a photo of my dad with his arm around this woman on his nightstand and I don't even know who she is.
Maybe she's an old friend.
Nah, she's gotta be a new friend.
This was taken at the Wynn.
The Wynn didn't open until just before he died.
Then maybe she's a new friend.
Why wouldn't he tell me about her? I know.
It's because I didn't call him often enough.
I wasn't gonna say that.
All right.
Let's hit the closet.
Yeah.
We did it.
What did we do? It took a lot of people.
It took a lot of man-hours, but we checked everyone that came into the casino between noon and 3:00.
You want to guess how many people that is? No.
What do you got? Three people came in and went directly to a cage or table and cashed in $ 100 chips.
One of those people, I would definitely call him a person of interest.
You know what I mean? No.
His name's Ben Hollis.
No record.
But you remember Sean who got her counterfeit chip from the guy she hooked up with-Alex.
If you keep tracking Ben, like I did, you get to this.
Ben giving Alex a stack of phony chips.
Interesting coincidence.
Okay.
Find him.
Gift shop.
What about those chip-making machines? All five machines outside Vegas are accounted for.
One was recently sold and is in transit from New Jersey to California, but the buyer says he's been checking with the driver every day.
- The truck's currently in Colorado.
- How can you be sure of that? I got the driver's number, called him and verified the location of the cell- westbound I-70,just this side of the Eisenhower Tunnel.
Yes, but cell phone calls can be rerouted.
You get any specs on the rig? Yes, upstairs.
All right.
Great.
It's Deline.
I need, uh, some satellite surveillance images.
Yeah.
Colorado.
All right.
What? Yeah.
Send 'em to Mike Cannon over here, okay? Thanks a lot.
Well, hi.
I'm, uh, Ed Deline.
I'm president of operations here.
You, uh, finding everything you need? Yeah.
Yeah.
Me too.
Oh, sorry.
What the hell is this? Let's go.
I didn't know they were fakes, really.
This guy came up to me, said he'd pay me $500 to cash in some chips for him.
And you being a bright, college-educated young man, you thought that sounded like a legitimate offer? I thought it sounded a little bogus, but it's 500 bucks.
All right.
So, now you made the deal.
Then what? Told me to meet him by this truck parked off the Strip.
- What kind of truck? - Big semi-trailer truck.
Good.
Did you happen to see what was in the back of this truck or who was driving? No.
No.
I just met that one dude there, and he gave me all these $ 100 chips, like $ 10,000 worth.
Then he told me to cash 'em in and meet him at this other place where he'd give me more chips and another 500.
He said he had people watching me, so I shouldn't try anything funny.
- What did this one dude look like? - Kinda regular looking.
Regular size.
Regular clothes.
Regular face.
You really are a very observant young man.
So, do I get to go now? Mmm, no.
No.
Not till we find this, uh, Mr.
Regular Guy.
Yeah? I want something done about this.
I know we can't fire him, but I want something done.
Listen, Monica.
It's a dollar table.
He can't possibly be hurting us that badly.
Now, see all those people watching? They're gonna end up at another table.
And more than likely they're gonna be losing.
So, I am betting that that guy right there is generating a positive cash flow.
It's the principle.
It's like he's mocking us.
Excuse me.
Look.
Let me try to explain something to you.
Owning a hotel/ casino in Vegas is supposed to be a lot of fun.
Just look at the Maloofs.
They have a blast all the time.
I mean, all the time.
Just loosen up a little, huh? Yeah, well, Mike and I talked about that, having fun.
We did? Yeah, we did.
We did, didn't we? We did.
Uh, I better get back to the surveillance room.
Um, okay, listen.
I'll figure something out, okay? Good.
We're all gonna loosen up.
Ah, Patrick.
Yes, sir.
Here.
Excuse me.
Take a break.
Excuse me, folks.
I just, uh- Go ahead.
I just want to talk to you.
I know why you're here.
I saw you talking to Miss Mancuso.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm not doing anything different- Just relax,Jerry.
There's nothing wrong.
Just nothing.
Just relax, okay? I'm not gonna be fired? No.
No.
Miss Mancuso hates me.
I can feel it.
Just give her time.
She's learning how things work around here.
Listen.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna, uh - I'm gonna give you a paid leave of absence for a couple days, okay? Until whatever the hell it is that you've got blows over.
If not, we'll make a little potion- Hi,Jerry.
I need Jerry.
No, no, no.
He's through for the day.
Duncan Sabusawa says his wife has never won a hand at blackjack.
And I told him I'd put her atJerry's table.
Just a few hands.
Private table? A couple.
A couple hands.
Okay.
I shouldn't have done that.
What's up, boss? Look at this.
We got two trucks.
See, this one over here with the chip-making machine and the call numbers on the top, that's heading from Jersey to California, Just like it's supposed to.
And we got this other one just keeps circling near our casino for 24 hours.
Then it's out of town towards truck number one.
But if truck number one is the one with the machine- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on.
Hold on.
This is what I'm thinking.
The truck that we saw over here on the Strip gets the machine from the first truck as soon as it leaves Jersey.
Then it hauls its ass back to Vegas, makes a million dollars worth of phonies, hauls its ass back to the first truck, and transfers the machine back.
Now, truck number one Just continues to go about its business, make a delivery, and we wind up scratching our heads.
Listen.
Go gas up the helicopter.
Insurance? What, you think losing four hands in a row is funny? - No, sir.
- I want a new dealer.
Of course.
Hey, Ed, we should be at the truck in 20 minutes.
Hi.
I'm Danny McCoy.
I'm looking for a friend of yours, Roger.
Roger? Um, I don't think I know any Roger.
I met him at your accountant's poker game.
Roger? Yeah, Roger.
And Roger's in a little trouble.
Oh.
I - What, are you trying to protect him? No, I don't even- 'Cause he's a thief.
I might have met him, but I don't really know him.
Hardly at all.
Where is he? I might have his number inside.
Okay, great.
Hey.
Well, hi.
Hey, you're not the right driver.
Maybe we should call the cops now.
I could've sworn I had Roger's number in here somewhere.
Anyone else in the house? No.
Whose car is that out there? Not the Mustang, but the other one? Oh, that's- that's my old car.
Ah.
So what kind of car is that? Um, it's a- it's a blue one.
I don't really pay attention to the brands.
I just- Wait.
Wait.
! I think I know where I left his number.
Okay, okay.
Okay! You owe me some money! - Uh, you really think this is a good idea? - I got 'em.
I got 'em.
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Look, look! I ran because, well, I didn't want my wife finding out I was here.
We're seeing each other.
But some guy just gave me that betting slip, okay? And I didn't take that wallet.
Oh, so you didn't take it? No.
Well, who's that? Huh? And who's that? o you want to have sex with me? Wait.
! Wait.
! Really.
! Really, sex as many times as you want! Whoa.
! Maybe we should call the cops now.
Where's my money? - You're lucky I didn't grab you, bitch.
- Just call the cops.
Messed up my suit.
anny, stop.
! How 'bout a three-way? Really, I can set it up.
Danny.
! Really, a three-way.
! I can set it up.
I can set it- I can make a call.
Come on.
I heard everyone started losing again.
Yeah.
Why are you so happy? Oh, I know.
Everyone losing means I really am a cooler.
Actually, I knew I was all along.
And though I don't like to see people lose, I guess it does make me even more special.
Thanks,Jer.
All the cash is gone, but I think all the credit cards are still there.
Thanks.
I didn't think I'd see this again.
There it is.
You guys are the best.
We do our best.
All right, take care.
Miss Mancuso.
The revenue report for opening day.
I think you'll be quite pleased with the results.
Hi.
Hi.
This is kind of out of the blue, but I'm a real estate agent and I heard that the owner might be looking to sell.
Are you the owner? Yes.
Danny McCoy.
Penny Posin.
Nice to meet you.
Danny, I'm a really hardworking agent and I could really use the listing.
Come on in.
Ow.
Boy, that's pretty damn good.
Near perfect.
What's perfect? I was doing a random check, found a counterfeit $100 chip.
Costs a lot of money to make a phony this good.
You guys found a fake chip? How long has he been on duty? He's been up 36 hours.
I told him to take a break- You go home.
Get some sleep.
I'm fine.
If it's such a good fake, how can you tell it's fake? Felt a little heavy in my hand, so I weighed it.
Ends up it's 34 centigrams over specs, which only allow for a seven centigram variance margin.
You could tell this was 34 centigrams heavy Just by holding it? So happens I could.
Why are you being such a hater? You know how little 34 centigrams is? Shut up.
Both of you shut up.
You-You go home, get some sleep or I will put you to sleep.
- Yeah.
- And you, Just find out if anything unusual happened on the floor last 24 hours.
I'm taking all the new chips off the floor.
- Whoa.
That's big.
- You got a better idea? - I can stick around and help.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I thought I was getting through to you.
Go home.
Okay.
I'm gonna be here another 20 minutes.
I gotta meet my accountant.
Go home.
Okay.
Here.
Hey, um, tell the cage, uh, we're gonna switch out the chips.
Yes, all of them.
Ed, it looks like the only counterfeits are hundreds.
So, what's going on? We're just changing our chips to get our players' feedback on our color combinations.
- Well, I prefer burgundy and taupe.
- And you, sir? Only color I care about is green.
Know what I'm sayin'? Ed, they took us for over a million.
Boy,you feelin'lucky tonight Roll the dice again and let it ride Let it ride Let it ride You gonna do this one more time Hit me again and let it ride Let it ride Let it ride Are you gonna play tonight 'Cause Lady Luck is right by your side By your side By your side Gonna do this one more time Hit me again and let it ride Let it ride, let it ride Let it ride, let it ride d Percentage of counterfeits stayed consistent.
What, they have a million of our money? Million point two.
Also, I looked into anything unusual on the floor yesterday.
Only thing was a blackjack dealer,Jerry Smoltz, who was dealing 75% winners for three straight hours.
One of Sam's whales won 300 grand at a private table.
And he's back at it today.
But I checked the tape and everything's on the up-and-up.
Just one of those runs.
Right.
Look.
I don't want Monica finding out about these phony chips, all right? She owns the place.
Kinda hard to keep her out of the loop.
Unless she's preoccupied with some other major crisis like, uh, this dealer who can't seem to deal a losing hand.
I'm just afraid, Mike, that if she finds out about it, the wrong heads can roll.
You know? Like mine? I don't want the cops involved.
Not yet anyway.
Not until we get our money back.
- Mr.
Deline.
- How are you, Sarasvati? Good.
They told me you needed to see me right away.
Right.
The, um, daily revenue reports, when are they scheduled to go out? An hour or so, but if you need it sooner- No, no, no.
Actually, I'd like the distribution delayed till I tell you.
Mr.
Deline, under normal circumstances, I would gladly accommodate your request, but Miss Mancuso had already requested- You just tell Miss Mancuso that it was my decision.
We don't want her to find out about the counterfeit chips.
Oh.
It's very hard for me to be duplicitous.
Which is why we love you.
Thanks, Mike.
Well, plus some of your other outstanding attributes.
Please.
Please.
! Tell Miss Mancuso to talk to me.
This is Mike.
I'll be right down.
Two guys throwin'at Bella Petto.
Look, man, read the sign.
Read the freakin'sign, all right.
Look, I am here.
Get up, read the sign because- What is the problem? That douche bag took a chair I reserved.
I left my magazine and sunblock on the table.
Only thing that reserves a chair is a towel.
You don't know jack, pal.
Sir, there are plenty of other lounges available.
Okay, I get it.
Uh, first of all, give it another 30 minutes.
There'll be 10 more Just like her out here.
Trust me on this.
Looks like your brother from another mother beat you to it.
So what you gonna do, hmm? Relax, sit back and enjoy the Bella Petto experience.
Believe me, there is nothing more important than asset management.
And I mean that, really.
Listen, why don't you- Why don't you call me? Okay? Thanks.
All right.
You setting up shop here? Oh, well, you know.
Hey, if, uh, the mountain won't come to Muhammad- Hey, Danny, look.
As your accountant and as your friend, I sort of feel I have some kind of fiduciary obligation to advise you- I know.
You want me to sell my dad's house.
I will.
Hey, every month you don't, - you're incurring a wholly unnecessary tax liability.
- I get it.
- You like that? - Yeah, I get it.
Yeah? What about this? What if I put you in touch with a broker? I'd love to chat, Stan, but I gotta go home and get some sleep.
Good.
Then you can be fresh for my poker game tonight, huh? Yes, sir.
Hey.
Hey.
An accountant that works out of a topless pool.
Nice.
He's bugging me about selling my dad's house.
How much you say he bought the place for? He bought the land for 16,000 and built the house himself.
16,000? Yeah.
You know how much it's worth? A million and a half.
Excuse me.
I think someone took my wallet.
You heard Ed.
I gotta get some sleep.
So- Come on,Jerry.
Give him a six.
Yes.
! Look at that.
He listens.
You are the man,Jerry! Oh! I'm winning more money.
I'm winning more money! All right.
Keep it comin',Jerry, 'cause I'm in the zone and you are en fuego.
I've never seen anything like it.
We've switched tables on him.
We've switched decks.
We even switched chips.
The man keeps dealing winners.
How much has he cost us? This guy is up 300,000.
Are you sure the dealer isn't cheating? Maybe he's signaling the player.
We did a complete analysis.
It's just one of those streaks.
Well, if he continues on one of those streaks, doesn't it make sense to put him where he's gonna cause the least amount of damage? Yes, Miss Mancuso, it does.
The people here, do they think about making sense? We try to, Miss Mancuso.
And what's with the Miss Mancuso routine? I thought you told me that's what you wanted me to call you.
I think somebody needs to work on their sense of humor.
It was a joke.
Oh.
I'm Monica.
Got it.
Monica.
So, Mike- Yes? What sort of impression do I make? Come again? If we were in a bar and you hadn't seen me before.
Oh.
Can I speak candidly? I insist you speak candidly.
I'd think you were a hot piece of ass.
Good answer.
- Sarasvati.
- Yes, Miss Mancuso? You told me you would have the opening day revenue report by now.
Where is it? I'm afraid it's still being prepared.
Unacceptable.
Mr.
Deline had some special requests.
He suggested you speak to him.
Come on.
Show some cleavage.
It's a casino, not a convent.
Okay, okay.
That's me taking the first counterfeit I found.
Now, let's run it backwards until we see that specific tray being removed from the cart.
All right? Wow.
That's an easy gig.
We pay these guys for that? Okay.
Now follow- Who is that, Marguerite? Follow Marguerite backwards until we see where she got that tray.
Keep going.
Keep going.
'Cause we want to see where that top chip in the far left column came from.
Okay.
Give me the casino angle.
Boom! Let's see what we got on her.
And while you're at it, give me Bella Petto, south deck about 11:00.
Go tight on the topless chick near the middle, in the black bikini bottom.
She's good, but about 1:30 got two blondes putting oil on each other.
Got it bookmarked.
Mitch, this is business.
Just a skosh more professionalism, if you don't mind.
See.
See.
While you're getting your perv on, this guy's lifting this other dude's wallet.
Freeze it.
Blow it up.
Let's see what we got on him too.
I'm in a surveillance zone, baby.
What? I bet 50.
Holding three clubs, aren't you? Fold.
When does the Pussycat Dolls go on? Fold.
I'll see your 50.
Raise you a hundred.
Let's go.
Call or fold.
Make a decision.
- Can we try to finish? - I'm 40 light.
You mind? - What? - No, there's no going light in my game, pal.
Come on.
It's more for you if you win.
Doesn't cost you if you lose.
- Go ahead.
Aw, man.
- Write that down.
- What am I, your secretary? Yes.
Beat his ass.
- Three nines? - Yeah, three nines.
Told ya.
Good.
Good.
You deserve it.
Hey, I was a fan.
Give me at least half.
Why don't you run over to that A.
T.
M.
Yeah, right.
You can finally pay me back.
Oh, damn.
You know what? I must have forgotten my debit card.
Oh, what a shock.
Listen to this.
I'm really sorry.
If you give me your number, I'll call ya and bring the money to ya.
d Whoa, whoa, whoa He's a welsher d And he gotta get out I don't take I.
O.
U.
's from guys that I just met.
Forty bucks.
Oh, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How 'bout this? What's that? Hundred dollar five-team parlay- Bucs, Rams, Chargers, Seahawks, Lions.
From the Montecito.
Huh? - No way the Rams cover.
You kidding? - I owe you 40.
This thing pays, you'll get two grand, man.
Come on.
Come on! Give us a break.
Start betting on Korean Ping-Pong.
And get out of here.
All right, fine.
All right.
It's me.
So what? I don't know anything about fake chips.
You don't know anything about fake chips? You cashed it in.
This isn't fair.
No.
- It isn't fair, is it? - It wasn't even my chip.
I mean, someone gave it to me.
Who? Um, I think his name was Alan or Adam, something like that.
Where or when did he give you the chip? I'll tell you if you give me Elton John tickets.
Done.
Okay, well, like, let's see 'em.
Elton John, front row, tomorrow night.
Ah! Like, talk.
I remember his name-Alex.
Alex.
Great.
Um, when did he give you the chip? Well, see, I was over by the fountains, you know, at the Bellagio, and when I left, this guy Alex sees me, like, a couple of blocks away and he's like, "I saw you over by the fountains.
Where are you staying?" And he's kinda hot, so I'm like, " the Montecito.
" Um, where did he give you the chip? - Here.
- Here? - In your room? - Well, like, we had drinks at Pure.
And then he's like, "Do you want to go back to your room?" And I'm kinda drunk, so I'm like, " Okay.
" And then after we hook up, he goes, "Here, " ya know, with the chip.
And I'm like, "I'm so not that type of a girl.
" And he's like, "I know.
I just, like, like you, so I'm giving you this.
" Completely believable.
id Alex say he had to leave because he had an early morning meeting he had to get up for? Yeah.
How'd you know? Wait a minute.
Freeze it.
And run that guy.
What are you lookin' at? Nothin'.
I need the, um, name and address of anyone that's been fired or quit our chip manufacturer in the last 30 days.
Acme? Yeah, that would be the name.
Do it.
Why did you tell the Indian girl to delay the revenue report? Her name is Sarasvati.
And unfortunately we had to fix a glitch in our asset management ratio analysis program.
Or it would have put our activity-based costing system off by three or four percent.
Well, we wouldn't want that to happen, now would we? Next time, check with me first.
Okay, Eddie? "Eddie.
" Unbelievable.
What? This is a betting slip that guy used to pay me.
It's a winner.
It's a five-team parlay.
- My man,you just won 2,000 bucks.
- Two thousand bucks! Two thousand bucks! - Nice.
- That'll teach that guy to go light on me.
You know what I'm sayin'? Wait.
Whoa.
You think I should cash this in? Nah, you should frame it, or take it to one of those places where they encase stuff in plastic.
I'm a key employee.
Gaming Commission says key employees aren't allowed to wager at the casino that employs them.
This was given to you by somebody who was repaying a debt.
But they're gonna have me on video cashing the thing in.
That doesn't look good.
No, no, no.
Hey, man, you want to make a little money? Yeah.
Cash this in for me, I'll give you 10%.
That's 200 bucks.
There's a catch, right? No catch.
He's just lazy.
'Cause he's lazy.
That's hard, man.
Right.
Two thousand bucks.
How 'bout that? So, how are things going? I was gonna head over to my dad's and start clearing the place out.
Ah, good move.
Mary's gonna go with me.
Ah.
It's easier to go in with someone else.
- Yeah, I hear ya.
- Hey, guys.
I know you didn't find anything on that guy that took my wallet, but here's the thing.
I've been looking all day for a betting slip, and then I remembered it's in my wallet.
It was a five-team parlay- Bucs, Rams, Seahawks, Chargers, Lions, for God's sake.
It's the first time in my life I got 'em all right.
Ticket's worth $2,000.
So I figured someone cashes it in, you could look at the videotape.
There's our thief.
Yeah.
Uh, could you excuse me for one moment? Of course, there's no guarantee that the thief would turn it in himself.
You meeting us here is kind of a coincidence.
We were just discussing your case.
That's a great detection idea, Howard, but I guess we feel like you've been inconvenienced enough.
So, on behalf of the Montecito, allow me to pay you off on the bet.
- There you go.
There's eighteen hundred.
- Wow.
And I'll just pull- 2,000.
Thanks.
I- I don't know what to say.
I will definitely recommend your hotel to everyone I know.
That's the guy I played poker with.
And our wallet thief.
And the guy who cost me 240 bucks.
Now it's personal.
Uh-oh.
Better tell the women and children to take cover.
Are you kidding me? Seriously, I.
R.
S.
problems? Forget about it.
The I.
R.
S.
is like putty in my hands, honey.
Really, no worry.
It's putty? Stan, what do you know about that guy Roger who played in your poker game the other night? Uh, why don't you call me.
Uh, not much, you know.
And I'm really sorry about that whole situation, man, really.
The guy is sitting at a table with Paul Anka and he goes light? I was wondering if you have an address, phone number, last name.
He robbed one of our guests.
Oh, you gotta be - Oh, I am so sorry.
No, it's not your fault, but I was just wondering if maybe you could help me find him.
He was just a fill-in.
He was referred to me by one of my clients.
You know Pomona, dancer at the Rhino? No, Stan, I don't.
You don't? She was here just yesterday.
I don't know her, but maybe you can tell me a little bit about her.
She lives in Henderson.
I got her in zero coupon bonds.
She just got herself a new Mustang convertible.
I want to- And for what it's worth, if you ever see her, uh, they're real.
Whoa.
I want an address.
All right.
You got it, boss.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Sorry.
- I want that man fired.
- I'm not sure we can do that.
Says who? Fired for what? He's cost this hotel a lot of money.
Let me tell you about something that'll cost a lot more.
It's called a wrongful termination suit.
- This dealer hasn't violated any state or federal laws? - No.
- Hotel or Gaming Commission policies? - I don't believe so.
And there's no acts of moral turpitude, no guest complaints? What about the boss's complaints? You have no grounds for dismissal.
And I assume I can't fire you for providing completely disagreeable advice.
I can't fire him.
Happy? I'm so sorry.
Well, don't celebrate too much.
I have a plan.
Can't wait.
I want you to find a cooler.
id you just say a " cooler"? Yeah, I just said a cooler.
Right.
Monica, I know people talk about coolers, oh, and they made the movie, but, uh, there's no such thing as a cooler.
Did I hear someone mention a cooler? Hi, Monica.
Because I am one.
Every time I go to a table, whoever's there starts to lose.
Doesn't matter how much they were winning before, I show up, everything heads south.
It's wacky.
Delinda, I want you to go over to that table and stand as close to the dealer as you can get.
- I don't want to make people lose.
- Oh, I guess I'd call it an order.
I'm just here to try to patch things up with my father.
We're not really speaking.
I work at Pure.
Oh, my mistake.
I will just have to take my frustration out on your good friend, Sam, who is working here.
Okay, I'll do it.
What do you think of our new owner? Pretty tough broad.
But, uh, I guess she has to be.
She's a cooler.
Serious? Told ya.
Maybe I'm not a cooler.
Well played.
Only one guy's left Acme recently- a Richie Tomczak.
Uh, but it was for medical reasons.
His doctor said that he had some bad disease, only had a couple months to live.
What did I ask you for, a medical report or address? Uh, yes, sir.
An address.
Mr.
Tomczak? Richie? Hey.
Holy- I guess your doctor was right.
What did you tell the cops? What do you think I told them? I told them the truth.
I mean, pretty close.
Actually, I told them, uh, I went there to talk to Richie about some possible counterfeiting problem we had.
Anyway, I told them the door was unlocked.
Sit down.
So they'll focus on the murder.
Right.
You think Tomczak was involved with the chip counterfeiting? There's a pretty good chance.
You needed someone's expertise, you know, for the clay formulation and the mold making.
But he left Acme before the chip design was finalized.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, the counterfeiters, they walk in the minute we open, right- 12:01.
They buy a legitimate $100 chip.
They walk out.
They start making their own by 12:02.
Now if they're any good, they start cranking out them phonies before noon.
Except, Ed, the machine that produces the high quality chips is extremely rare and extremely expensive.
And I talked to the manufacturer, and he said there's only six in existence and the only one anywhere near here is at Acme.
All the others, there's no way they could have produced the fakes and gotten 'em back here in the same day.
Did you talk to the other five places that have these machines to see if they still have 'em? - I will get on that.
- Good.
Oh, listen.
I need you to check surveillance video for anyone that came in, uh, between 12:00 and 3:00 yesterday and went directly to the cage or to a table and cashed in a $100 chip.
Mr.
D.
, that's like thousands of people.
- We might need more time- - We don't need any time.
You-You need time because I expect this done by tonight.
So does Jake care that you're helping me with all this stuff? He's working late.
Seems like he does that a lot.
Remember this? Yeah, I remember that.
I remember how pissed you were when I solved it before you.
I'm still pissed.
I wonder what I could get for this thing - If you ask me one more time how much you could get for that on eBay, I swear, I will deck you.
I'm not gonna say anything.
Uh-huh.
Probably couldn't get more than a couple of bucks.
That's it.
Give me that.
You can have it.
There you go.
Thank you.
Well, we should probably go to the bedroom and start clearing stuff out of there.
Right.
Yes.
This is weird.
And this is really weird.
Who's this? - I don't know.
- How could there be a photo of my dad with his arm around this woman on his nightstand and I don't even know who she is.
Maybe she's an old friend.
Nah, she's gotta be a new friend.
This was taken at the Wynn.
The Wynn didn't open until just before he died.
Then maybe she's a new friend.
Why wouldn't he tell me about her? I know.
It's because I didn't call him often enough.
I wasn't gonna say that.
All right.
Let's hit the closet.
Yeah.
We did it.
What did we do? It took a lot of people.
It took a lot of man-hours, but we checked everyone that came into the casino between noon and 3:00.
You want to guess how many people that is? No.
What do you got? Three people came in and went directly to a cage or table and cashed in $ 100 chips.
One of those people, I would definitely call him a person of interest.
You know what I mean? No.
His name's Ben Hollis.
No record.
But you remember Sean who got her counterfeit chip from the guy she hooked up with-Alex.
If you keep tracking Ben, like I did, you get to this.
Ben giving Alex a stack of phony chips.
Interesting coincidence.
Okay.
Find him.
Gift shop.
What about those chip-making machines? All five machines outside Vegas are accounted for.
One was recently sold and is in transit from New Jersey to California, but the buyer says he's been checking with the driver every day.
- The truck's currently in Colorado.
- How can you be sure of that? I got the driver's number, called him and verified the location of the cell- westbound I-70,just this side of the Eisenhower Tunnel.
Yes, but cell phone calls can be rerouted.
You get any specs on the rig? Yes, upstairs.
All right.
Great.
It's Deline.
I need, uh, some satellite surveillance images.
Yeah.
Colorado.
All right.
What? Yeah.
Send 'em to Mike Cannon over here, okay? Thanks a lot.
Well, hi.
I'm, uh, Ed Deline.
I'm president of operations here.
You, uh, finding everything you need? Yeah.
Yeah.
Me too.
Oh, sorry.
What the hell is this? Let's go.
I didn't know they were fakes, really.
This guy came up to me, said he'd pay me $500 to cash in some chips for him.
And you being a bright, college-educated young man, you thought that sounded like a legitimate offer? I thought it sounded a little bogus, but it's 500 bucks.
All right.
So, now you made the deal.
Then what? Told me to meet him by this truck parked off the Strip.
- What kind of truck? - Big semi-trailer truck.
Good.
Did you happen to see what was in the back of this truck or who was driving? No.
No.
I just met that one dude there, and he gave me all these $ 100 chips, like $ 10,000 worth.
Then he told me to cash 'em in and meet him at this other place where he'd give me more chips and another 500.
He said he had people watching me, so I shouldn't try anything funny.
- What did this one dude look like? - Kinda regular looking.
Regular size.
Regular clothes.
Regular face.
You really are a very observant young man.
So, do I get to go now? Mmm, no.
No.
Not till we find this, uh, Mr.
Regular Guy.
Yeah? I want something done about this.
I know we can't fire him, but I want something done.
Listen, Monica.
It's a dollar table.
He can't possibly be hurting us that badly.
Now, see all those people watching? They're gonna end up at another table.
And more than likely they're gonna be losing.
So, I am betting that that guy right there is generating a positive cash flow.
It's the principle.
It's like he's mocking us.
Excuse me.
Look.
Let me try to explain something to you.
Owning a hotel/ casino in Vegas is supposed to be a lot of fun.
Just look at the Maloofs.
They have a blast all the time.
I mean, all the time.
Just loosen up a little, huh? Yeah, well, Mike and I talked about that, having fun.
We did? Yeah, we did.
We did, didn't we? We did.
Uh, I better get back to the surveillance room.
Um, okay, listen.
I'll figure something out, okay? Good.
We're all gonna loosen up.
Ah, Patrick.
Yes, sir.
Here.
Excuse me.
Take a break.
Excuse me, folks.
I just, uh- Go ahead.
I just want to talk to you.
I know why you're here.
I saw you talking to Miss Mancuso.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm not doing anything different- Just relax,Jerry.
There's nothing wrong.
Just nothing.
Just relax, okay? I'm not gonna be fired? No.
No.
Miss Mancuso hates me.
I can feel it.
Just give her time.
She's learning how things work around here.
Listen.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna, uh - I'm gonna give you a paid leave of absence for a couple days, okay? Until whatever the hell it is that you've got blows over.
If not, we'll make a little potion- Hi,Jerry.
I need Jerry.
No, no, no.
He's through for the day.
Duncan Sabusawa says his wife has never won a hand at blackjack.
And I told him I'd put her atJerry's table.
Just a few hands.
Private table? A couple.
A couple hands.
Okay.
I shouldn't have done that.
What's up, boss? Look at this.
We got two trucks.
See, this one over here with the chip-making machine and the call numbers on the top, that's heading from Jersey to California, Just like it's supposed to.
And we got this other one just keeps circling near our casino for 24 hours.
Then it's out of town towards truck number one.
But if truck number one is the one with the machine- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on.
Hold on.
This is what I'm thinking.
The truck that we saw over here on the Strip gets the machine from the first truck as soon as it leaves Jersey.
Then it hauls its ass back to Vegas, makes a million dollars worth of phonies, hauls its ass back to the first truck, and transfers the machine back.
Now, truck number one Just continues to go about its business, make a delivery, and we wind up scratching our heads.
Listen.
Go gas up the helicopter.
Insurance? What, you think losing four hands in a row is funny? - No, sir.
- I want a new dealer.
Of course.
Hey, Ed, we should be at the truck in 20 minutes.
Hi.
I'm Danny McCoy.
I'm looking for a friend of yours, Roger.
Roger? Um, I don't think I know any Roger.
I met him at your accountant's poker game.
Roger? Yeah, Roger.
And Roger's in a little trouble.
Oh.
I - What, are you trying to protect him? No, I don't even- 'Cause he's a thief.
I might have met him, but I don't really know him.
Hardly at all.
Where is he? I might have his number inside.
Okay, great.
Hey.
Well, hi.
Hey, you're not the right driver.
Maybe we should call the cops now.
I could've sworn I had Roger's number in here somewhere.
Anyone else in the house? No.
Whose car is that out there? Not the Mustang, but the other one? Oh, that's- that's my old car.
Ah.
So what kind of car is that? Um, it's a- it's a blue one.
I don't really pay attention to the brands.
I just- Wait.
Wait.
! I think I know where I left his number.
Okay, okay.
Okay! You owe me some money! - Uh, you really think this is a good idea? - I got 'em.
I got 'em.
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Look, look! I ran because, well, I didn't want my wife finding out I was here.
We're seeing each other.
But some guy just gave me that betting slip, okay? And I didn't take that wallet.
Oh, so you didn't take it? No.
Well, who's that? Huh? And who's that? o you want to have sex with me? Wait.
! Wait.
! Really.
! Really, sex as many times as you want! Whoa.
! Maybe we should call the cops now.
Where's my money? - You're lucky I didn't grab you, bitch.
- Just call the cops.
Messed up my suit.
anny, stop.
! How 'bout a three-way? Really, I can set it up.
Danny.
! Really, a three-way.
! I can set it up.
I can set it- I can make a call.
Come on.
I heard everyone started losing again.
Yeah.
Why are you so happy? Oh, I know.
Everyone losing means I really am a cooler.
Actually, I knew I was all along.
And though I don't like to see people lose, I guess it does make me even more special.
Thanks,Jer.
All the cash is gone, but I think all the credit cards are still there.
Thanks.
I didn't think I'd see this again.
There it is.
You guys are the best.
We do our best.
All right, take care.
Miss Mancuso.
The revenue report for opening day.
I think you'll be quite pleased with the results.
Hi.
Hi.
This is kind of out of the blue, but I'm a real estate agent and I heard that the owner might be looking to sell.
Are you the owner? Yes.
Danny McCoy.
Penny Posin.
Nice to meet you.
Danny, I'm a really hardworking agent and I could really use the listing.
Come on in.
Ow.