Phineas and Ferb s03e02 Episode Script

by ashirogi27 Oh, Stacy, isn't Jeremy's hair the perfect shade of gold? Uh-huh.
And isn't it cute when he gets that little wrinkle on the end of his nose? Uh-huh.
And you know when he– Uh-huh.
Stacy! Did you make a digital sound file of yourself saying "uh-huh" to fool me into thinking you're listening to me again? Uh-uh.
Stacy, pick up! Well, do you blame me? "Oh, Jeremy and I went to the movies.
" "Jeremy's house smells like gingerbread.
" "Ever notice Jeremy's mole is shaped like an adorable puppy?" I'm starting to feel like the only reason you hang out with me is to talk about Jeremy! Stacy, I– I miss you, Candace! I miss when we would spend time together, just the two of us.
And I bet you didn't remember that today is the Danville Street Fair.
Stacy, I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna cancel with Jeremy today.
Meet me at the cafe in a half an hour and we'll hit the Street Fair afterwards.
It'll be just the two of us.
I promise.
Really? Great! But no Jeremy anything! Okay? If I even hear his name I promise I won't break this promise.
See you in a bit! Now, to call Jeremy.
Wait! Why call him, when I can tell him I can't see him today in person? This is it, Isabella.
The day you're going to insist on spending some time alone with Phineas! I can do this! What'cha doin'? Hey, Isabella.
We're building a giant robot dog.
Like when we made that title sequence! Hmm, I'd rather give a monkey a shower.
So, uh Phineas, I was wondering if maybe after this, you'd like to go to the premiere of the new Stumbleberry Finkbat movie.
Huh? Oh, sure.
Sounds cool.
I'd like to go to that.
Uh, sorry, I– I only have one extra ticket, and It's sold out.
So, I thought maybe Phineas and I would go– Not to necessarily exclude– Yeah, I can go after we finish up here.
Done with the wiring, Ferb? Looking good.
Hey, where's Perry? Comfortable, Perry the Platypus? I made that platy-rack so that every limb is accounted for.
So, what's it all about? You see, there were only two things that made my miserable childhood bearable.
My giant pet cockroach, Hoarfrost and garlic ice cream.
I loved these two things so much, I wondered if combining them would exponentially increase my enjoyment of them.
So, introducing my Combine-inator! With my Combine-inator, I was finally able to make the Triple Scoop Garlic Roach Cone! So cold Yeah.
Ow So, anyway, I remembered this little island timeshare that I bought on a free trip to Vegas.
And I realized that if I were to combine my tiny island with the Capital of the Tri-State Area, like so Ta-da! Then, legally, under a local property laws, I would be sovereign ruler of the Tri-State Area! A-As long as I file the appropriate paperwork and get it in by the end of business today.
So, I can declare eminent domain before the timeshare revert to the co-owners, making them the veto rulers of the Tri-State Area.
It's fool-proof, really.
Oh, hello, Candace.
Hey, Mrs.
Johnson.
Is Jeremy in? Come on in.
He's right over there.
Is he okay? Oh, sure.
He was just up all night working the graveyard shift at Slushy Dawg after a full-day shift.
Then when he came home, he ate an entire turkey, drank a gallon of warm milk and just passed out on the sofa.
Bless him.
I'd be surprised if he woke up before next Thursday.
Good luck getting any conversation out of him, sweetie.
Thanks.
Aw, look how cute he is when he's sleeping.
Psst.
Jeremy? Alright, you asked for it! I hereby dedicate this giant prism– so, Stacy and I just need a little girl time, and that's some– Okay That was weird.
Uh, so, you'll have to take a rain check, okay? We're attached! Stacy's gonna kill me! Phineas and Ferb! Tail-wag solenoids, check.
Slipper-chewing radio controlled by cuspids, check.
Hey, Phineas.
What'cha still doin'? Just going through a last minute checklist, now that the dog is done.
Oh! Does that mean we can, uh go to the movies? Hey, Ferb! Let's fire this puppy up! I don't see why not.
Great! We can still catch the matinee! Phineas! What have you done?! Well, we made this giant robotic– Just look at us! We are fused together! See?! I don't care what kind of freaky project you guys are doing! Just get us unstuck! We could remove you to a sterile environment and get a board certified surgeon to cleanly, and safely perform a gerabotamy.
We could tie each of you to a monster truck, and drive in opposite directions.
Worst case scenario, someone loses a torso.
Or, we can use the molecular separator.
That thing you used to separate me from me? Yeah, it worked before.
You know, in a completely different set of circumstances.
Great! You guys get on it.
Heh.
Hey, Stacy.
Hey, BFF, just checking on your ETA.
About that– Oh, no! You'd better not be ditching me to hang out with Jeremy again! What? On Street Fair day? Haha! No way, sister! I'll be there, and I'll be there early.
Ah-haha, yeah.
Alone.
Okay? Okay.
Oh, crud.
Make that molecular whatever and meet me at the coffee shop! Yeah, but the movie almost started– And don't be late! This is your fault! I don't know what she's talking about, Ferb.
But I do know the next thing we're gonna do today! Let's get started on that separator.
So here we are, just the two of us at a stalemate.
Each looking for something to turn the tide, but what will it be? Cupcakes? Oop! Watch this! Prepare to face the wrath of Normenshmirtz! You can't get away from me now! Don't you mean us? Hey, don't step on my moment.
Phineas and Ferb better find a fix for this– Oh! Hey, girlfriend! Oh, hey, Stace! Two iced teas, please.
So, Candace.
Sorry I was so hard on you before.
I know you and Jeremy aren't together all the time.
Oh, no, really, i-it's okay.
It's nice to have a little space from him.
Oh, look, our drinks.
Two iced teas.
Thanks.
So, I hear there's a ton of vintage clothing stalls at the Street Fair this year.
Yeah.
I'm looking for some really cool– Wow, this table's really lumpy.
Oh, yeah.
Lumpy tables.
It's the new hip thing.
It's so European.
Uh Uh Do the moan, moan! Yeah, do the moan! Come on, Stace, don't you love that song? Do the moan! Hey, isn't that the guy from that movie? What? Where? I don't see him! What guy? Lullaby and goodnight Da-da-da-da I don't see anyone.
That's because he's gone! Candace, why are you acting so nervous? I'm not mad anymore.
I'm going to go pay for our drinks.
Okay.
Ready? Candace, why are you wearing that coat? Brr That iced tea gave me a chill.
Okay.
Let's go, but you're walking behind me.
Okie-doke! Phineas, will you hurry? We're heading to the Street Fair already.
I think we're in trouble.
Sure.
Now it's we.
Ta-da! Representing the molecular separator! I can't believe how fast we rebuilt this, Ferb.
Of course breaking the immutable laws of physics is always easier the second time around.
Great! Does that mean we can go to the movies now? Sure does.
The movie theatre is right next to the Street Fair.
All we've got to do is get this to Candace, and separate her from Jeremy.
Well, what are we waiting for? I believe we're waiting for Rover to put the molecular separator down.
Hey! Drop it, boy! This would've never happened if we'd given a monkey a shower.
(Song: Just the Two of Us) I'm just sayin'.
I'm so happy whenever You and I are together When it's just the two of us hanging around (Around, around) Don't need a jazz trio or a string quartet (String quartet) 'Cause you and I are the perfect duet (Duet) When we get together we make such a beautiful sound Yeah We don't need nobody else 'Cause we can have fun all by ourselves It's just the two, it's just the two of us today It's just the two, it's just the two of us today It's just the two, it's just the two of us And I always want it to stay Just the two of us Hey! That hurt! He's armed! With my arm! No! Ooh! Balsa wood? It was on sale.
It's locked into overload.
Would you like a nice, frosty beverage? Hey, that's private! Split up, guys.
Maybe we can corner him.
A-ha! A-ha! He's coming your way! I'm running out of hiding places.
Hey! I found all kinds of cute things! Move over, I'm going to try them on.
No! I I can see they fit you perfectly.
Candace! Are you karate-chopping me?! What's going on? Here, boy! Go, Ferb! No! No! No! How is everyone doing that? Hey, I can feel my knees again! I'm sorry.
So cold Okay, listen, Stacy.
There was this blast, and I was sitting next to Jeremy, and somehow we got– Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy.
Tell me later, I want to try this on.
Ugh.
Stacy, honest.
I really wanted to spend the day with you but– But– But–? And we were– Uh Never mind.
Candace? Jeremy! I know this is a weird question, but do you have any idea how I got here? Jeremy, don't worry, I promise I'll explain everything later.
But right now you've gotta get out of here.
I'll call you later.
I mean tomorrow.
By the way, the best part was when you used him as a table.
Busted! So, we, uh got everything sorted out now.
Yeah.
Want to catch that movie? Oh, Phineas Okay, bro.
I guess I'll see you back at the house.
Oh.
My.
Gosh.
Hey! Does this mean we can all go now? Yes.
Yes, it does.
We don't need nobody else 'Cause we can have fun all by ourselves It's just the two, it's just the two of us today It's just the two, it's just the two of us today It's just the two, it's just the two of us And I always want it to stay Just the two of us