Sanjay and Craig (2013) s03e02 Episode Script

1 - Looking for a pet one day Sanjay found a talking snake And the perfect match was made Jumped into his arms to say Sanjay and Craig The stuff they get to is insane Sanjay and Craig They're in the Best Friends Hall of Fame Sanjay and Craig There is no Best Friends Hall of Fame They made it up! Craig, my good man, would you please pass me another wing? Oh, yes, yes.
This is a lovely picnic, sir.
Wings and tea.
A gentleman's meal.
And, of course, we can't forget this picnic's lovely guest of honor.
Hey! I'm Will Willboard! He's Will Willboard.
I'm a lawyer! In trouble? Don't blow your top! Ha-ha-ha! Call me! I will, Will Willboard's billboard! I will.
Tell us about yourself.
I'm Will Willboard! Yes I'm a lawyer! That is fascinating, Will.
Don't blow your top! Call me! Wonderful advice! I'm Will Willboard! Don't blow your top! Ha-ha-ha! - Call me! - Oh, dear! Hey! I'm Will Willboard! In trouble? Don't blow your top! Call me! That's it! I'm outta here! It's just too loud! I can't concentrate on my wings.
No, wait! Uh, I'll give you a free coupon.
Whatever! Good-bye, Frycade! That stupid billboard is killing me! - Ow, my nose! In trouble? Yes.
Yes, I am! Call me! I think I will! No, wait! Hi, Mr.
Willboard? I need your help! Can this day get any worse? Oh, dear! Nobody saw that, Will.
You're cool.
Hello, Frycade! I'm Will Willboard! Now, why am I here? Right! You were in trouble, but you didn't blow your top! Here! Take my card! Take them all! Uh, thanks? I'm Will Willboard! Ha-ha! Hey! I am too, buddy! I love that guy! So, what's your trouble? Well, it all started when I got this.
What? There's a wing in my nose? Whoa! Ha-ha-ha! Didn't even notice! Does it hurt? You bet it does! I can't eat like this! Chucky! Sorry, honey! I ain't got no customers.
All because of Will Willboard and that billboard! I'm Will Willboard! Don't blow your top, Penny.
Just get even.
Tell me, Will, what do I do if I'm In trouble? - Yes.
- Don't blow your top! - What then? - Call me! Ha! Will do, man! I love that giant head.
- Huh? Ah, hey, Penny.
What's up? Targeting Chrome Dome! Whoa! What? You got a grappling hook? - So cool! So cool! - You can grapple with it! That's a grapple hand! He's like a super hero With a beard! Now we'll see who's in trouble.
Wait, what? There we go! The wind! I ain't done with you yet! Huh? My head! Will Willboard's billboard! No! Arrivederci! Why is Penny flying away with our beautiful head? We gotta do something, Craig! What are we doing? We're gonna save that head! You are? Whoa! Can I come? It's him.
- Head.
- Huge.
I'm Will Willboard! - He said it! - Do it again, do it again! He said it just like the billboard said it! All right, Will Willboard.
Come on! Let's go save your head! Follow that trail of my business cards! It's headed to the forest.
Hurry! Sanjay and Craig Run through the woods Craig sees a deer - Will says Hello! Sanjay meets some baby birds - Hey, I'm Sanjay.
Will drops from the tree - I'm Will Willboard! Ugh! Sanjay has a little tiny sneeze Sorry.
Will excuses him Gesundheit! That's German! Okay, thanks.
Will keeps shouting - Call me! - Craig's ears are ringing - Sanjay is agreeing - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ugh, Will Willboard's just too loud! Ain't that the trust, sister.
I farted! I'm Will Willboard! That sounds like Penny! What's he up to? All right, you big noisy chrome dome.
Let's finish this! "Nyah! I'm Will Willboard! My eyeball fell out.
" He's taking Will Willboard's billboard head apart! - We gotta stop him - Hey! Hands off my head! Oop.
Dude, you knocked us down the hill.
Yeah, that wasn't cool, Will! Will Willboard! Hook guy! My name's Penny! - What? - Penny! Sorry, I don't have any change.
Now give me back my billboard! It's not a billboard! It's a stupid, screaming giant head! Giant head! Giant head! Giant head! Hey! What did you call me? My head! Our billboard, bro! First you wreck my sign, then you call me names! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't call you nothing.
Yeah, I was trashing your sign, but I'm no name caller.
- That's just mean.
- Will! Your voice knocked part of your head off.
Dude, you got pipes.
They loud.
You and that billboard head need to turn it down a notch.
Tu-turn it down I I I know.
I'm sorry.
What is that? It's my real voice.
Oh! Eee This just got weird.
I made my voice louder so people wouldn't notice my Gross, hairy mole on your cheek? No, the fact that I have an enormous head.
Oh.
Ain't nothing wrong with your dome, man! You don't think it's a little big? Little big? Ha, try house big.
Or planet big.
Or universe big.
Or When we saw you on the billboard, we thought your head was the coolest thing ever.
You you didn't laugh? We invited you to a picnic! Well, it but, you! Ooooh! Thank you.
Maybe it's time you and your billboard just be you.
Big-headed, soft-voiced you.
Will Willboard.
And then maybe I can get my customers back, eh? Try it! "I'm Will Willboard.
" I'm Will Willboard.
Ha! I like it! - So do we.
- Yay.
Ohh! Whoa! It's like a snow globe.
Thank you for helping me accept who I am.
Aw You're welcome, Will.
Now I can start a new life in a new town.
Wait, that's not what we meant.
A new Will in a new place! You can do that right here in Lundgren, dude.
Some place where no one knows about my loud past.
Will, you're completely missing the point.
We accept you! Wind, take me away! Thank you, Sanjay! Thank you, Craig! Good-bye, hook man! My name's Penny! Good-bye, you beautiful men! Thank you! Oww! Mmm? Well, that really worked out for me! I mean, I got rid of that loud billboard head.
That's great, Pen.
I guess our billboard head friend is gone forever now.
Yeah, dude, wings and tea is gonna be lame sauce.
Yeah.
It is.
I guess I gotta do something.
You want some wings or something? Huh? Heya! I'm Penny Pepper! Hungry? Eat a wing! Penny, are you trying to be our new wings-and-tea friend? Uh, yeah.
At least it's something we can all tolerate.
Eat a wing.
Duh