Somebody Somewhere (2022) s03e02 Episode Script

1
(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
- FRED: Once he hits the base, you go.
- (CLAPPING)
Don't let me catch you!
- Okay, okay, underhand. Now, listen.
- Okay.
- Listen. Brad, you're panicking.
- I know.
- Okay, don't panic. It's a softball.
- Okay, alright.
- It's not a hard ball. It's a softball.
- Alright.
- (BLOWS WHISTLE)
- Let's go! Good job!
JOEL: Oh, I did this when I did
"Guys and Dolls" in high school!
- FRED: I'm almost there. I'm almost there. Ah!
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
- Okay, now you, now you.
- BRAD: How about me?
- Sammy, you're late!
- SAM: Sorry, Coach,
I had to stop and get some donuts.
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
FRED: Alright, here we go! Again!
BRAD: Again!
- FRED: Keep going.
- BRAD: Okay.
Whoa, whoa! Settle, settle.
You start packing yet?
Oh, no. But, I will.
- You want some help?
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- From who, you?
- Yes, from me.
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
- (CHUCKLES) God!
Well, 'cause you hate packing.
Everybody hates packing, Joel.
But, you know, we do the things
that we hate for the ones we love.
Oh my gosh, are you
being tender with me?
- Yes.
- Mm, I like it.
- Eh
- (LAUGHS) Um,
that would be so nice actually, yeah.
You know, I think having you there,
it'll feel less overwhelming.
Alright. Well, we'll
be miserable together.
- I'll bring snacks, and we can party.
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
- Ten!
- (ALL CHEERING)
Yes!
Okay, Joel, you're up! Keep it goin'.
- Oh, I'm okay just being a cheerleader.
- FRED: Let's go. Let's go.
(PANTING)
Oh, Fred's really in
his element out there.
(LAUGHS) Yes, he is. It's good for us.
Never hurts to move the body.
Yeah, speak for yourself. (LAUGHS)
(SNIFFS)
- You make those?
- I did.
They taste better than they look.
I'll see if I have any room
left after my maple log.
You know, Sam, I wish you
hadn't have brought those.
What, the donuts?
Fred's trying really
hard to stay on track.
- It isn't easy.
- And the French toast for the table
and the donuts are not helping.
Well, he doesn't have to eat
'em if he doesn't want to.
It's not a big deal.
I'm not saying anything
about how you live your life.
You do whatever you wanna do. Just
don't bring down Fred with you.
Excuse me?
I-I just call it like I see it.
- JOEL: Ooh, snack time! Wee!
- (SUSAN LAUGHS)
- SUSAN: Granola bar, anyone?
- FRED: Oh, thanks, babe.
- BRAD: No
- JOEL: I'm okay.
FRED: Alright, kids, make
sure you're hydrating.
- JOEL: Uh, yes, Coach, yes.
- FRED: Good.
Oh, it's the MVP.
Oh, I don't know about all that.
(LAUGHS) Um
I wanted to ask if I could call you?
I know people don't like to
pick up the phone anymore,
but would that be okay?
- Yeah, anytime.
- (JOEL CLEARS THROAT)
(WHISPERING) There's
something I wanna do for Joel,
and I could, like, use your help.
Whatever you need.
- Thank you.
- FRED: Alright, kids, don't get too comfortable!
We gotta stay nice and loose
because, up next, soft
hands! You've had enough.
- BRAD: Well, I need my glove.
- FRED: Get your glove.
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
(BRAKES SQUEAKING)
So, this box, which is a
yellow Post-it, is donate,
this box is, uh, toss-slash-recycling,
and that's the blue Post-it,
and the pink Post-it is for Sam.
- Oh, I like it!
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
I'm just gonna look
through this, uh, "toss"
to make sure there's not
something I might need.
Oh, yeah, please. Be my guest.
- Do you want a drink before we get started?
- Uh, yeah, I'll take a beer.
- JOEL: Okay.
- Thank you.
Oh, cutie. (GIGGLES)
Well, I ripped off the Band-Aid
and I finally went out to the farm.
You did?
- Mm-hmm.
- How did it go?
Um, you know, it was
good. He's nice enough.
And it seems like he's taking
good care of the place, so
Oh, good. So it wasn't that bad, see?
- Yeah.
- What'd I tell ya? You just had to
- Gotta get outta my head.
- get out of your own head.
I know, I know.
- Easier said than done.
- I know.
What? What's wrong?
Oh, it's just a lot of change.
I know! It's a lot
of change for me, too.
(SAM LAUGHS)
Hey, but we're gonna have
a lot of fun at the new house.
- I guess
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
- You know what I did?
- Hm?
I got specially made napkins
for the housewarming party.
- Oh, how fun is that?
- (LAUGHS)
I think maybe that will make
the church ladies like me.
I can't wait to meet those ladies.
I'm kidding! I'm gonna
be on my best behavior!
- Okay.
- You know, I love new people. It's like my thing now.
(LAUGHS) Good! I'm so happy to hear it.
Wait, donate? Joel.
You're not getting rid
of the piano, are you?
- Yeah. I am.
- But
- But, we love this piano. You love this piano.
- I know,
but Brad already has a piano.
There's no room for this.
It's just a thing.
(SNIFFS, WINCES)
Yeah, you're right.
You're right, you're right. It's
It's just a thing.
Okay. Put me in, Coach.
What do you need me to do?
You want me to sit down and watch you,
or, um, go lie down in the bedroom?
(BOTH LAUGH)
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, my God, who knew that this baby boy
was gonna grow up and have size 14s?
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- And a little bonnet! I mean, Joel! Oh, my God!
- This is so sweet.
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
Um, okay, so is this gonna
be for bedroom or for
Nah, just toss it.
Toss it? Are you crazy?
Joel! Come on, we're
not tossing this! (GASPS)
How sweet. (LAUGHS)
Oh, have you
Have you been saving this for your kids?
It's okay, I (STAMMERING)
We're not gonna have kids.
SAM: You're not gonna have
kids? What are you talking about?
You've always wanted kids, Joel.
It's right there in the
middle of your vision board.
Yeah, well, I did (STAMMERS)
but things change.
Things change?
Okay
The piano, I-I guess
I can understand, but
you have always wanted
to be a dad, Joel.
That doesn't just go away.
Yeah, I know, but (AWKWARD LAUGH)
Sam, you just You know, it's life.
You have to make compromises.
Besides, I'm gonna be a stepfather now.
I mean, they're 30, and
you've never even met them.
Well, that's a lot to look forward to.
(PLASTIC CRINKLING)
(GLASS CLINKING)
Okay.
You know what? If you're good, I'm good.
- I'm good.
- Promise?
Yes, promise!
Okay.
Well, can I keep this?
(LAUGHS) Sure, why?
Because I wanna wear it
to your housewarming party.
- (LAUGHS) Oh, God. Please don't.
- I think I can make it work.
It's got just enough give
to pop over these things.
- (POPS) Hi. I'm Joel's best friend.
- (JOEL LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGH)
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
"All I want for Christmas
is my two front cunts."
You have outdone yourself.
(GIGGLES) I told you I
was full of surprises.
And I'm gonna be first on
everyone's shopping list.
I just can't believe that you
came up with all these by yourself.
- I feel cheated!
- (TRICIA CHUCKLES)
Do your boyfriends know that
they're banging a big cunt mogul?
Uh, no, and I would
never tell them about these!
It's kind of fun though.
It's like I'm a superhero,
with some secret identity. I love it.
And I love the money!
What's it like being
able to go out to dinner
without checking your
bank balance first?
It's glorious.
- (PHONE CHIMES)
- (SIGHS) You gotta gimme a raise, you cunt.
- I'll get there.
- Ew, here. Will you talk to him?
I don't wanna let him ruin my good mood.
SAM: Wha (SIGHS)
This isn't good.
(JAUNTY PIANO PLAYING)
(DOORBELL RINGS)
- Hi, again. Um
- (DOOR CREAKS)
I just need to go down to the
basement and, um, grab that map.
- Yeah, all yours.
- Okay.
I think I know where it is.
(STAIRS CREAKING)
(FLUORESCENT LIGHTS BUZZ)
(BOX RATTLING)
Oh. Bingo.
(SQUEAKING)
(RATTLING)
(PAPER RUSTLES)
Hi. Sorry it took me a second.
My dad's not the most organized person,
- but I did find it, so
- Great.
You two really love your meat, huh?
We do.
Okay, well, um, Tricia's waiting, so
- You com You gonna Uh, we'll catch up.
- Yeah.
Okay.
TRICIA: Nine, ten, eleven, twe
- Oh, my God!
- Did you find it yet?
No! And stop talking, I'm concentrating.
I'm trying to figure out
what Dad's doing here!
- Just give it to me, I'll find it.
- No! I'll lose my place, stop!
Okay, I think this is it.
(THUDDING)
(FURIOUS GROWLING)
Seriously!
- (SAM CHUCKLES)
- (TRICIA PANTING)
- What's so funny?
- Nothing.
Alright, well, these
are actually Dad's paces,
so you're more his size, you do it.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey!
- Um How do you say his name again?
- No, I have no idea.
Hey! Um, can you come over here?
We need your help.
Wait, Wesley.
Oh, sure, just take your fucking time.
- We got nowhere better to be.
- ICELAND: Come on, let's go.
(COUNTING IN ICELANDIC)
- (CLANGS)
- Ah! Found it.
Oh, my God. Thank God. Okay, great.
- Um Thanks.
- Here you go.
Sam, just take a picture of that
so we never have to do
this ever again, okay?
Um, great, so I'm gonna call
Rusty and I'll have him come over,
- look at the septic tank.
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
And we'll take care of it.
Um, so are you good? Do you
need anything else, or ?
- That's it, thanks.
- TRICIA: Mm-hmm.
(QUIETLY) Did he just
smile at me? So weird.
SAM (QUIETLY): What's
weird about a smile?
- Don't at him!
- TRICIA: He's still looking at us!
- SAM: Don't look! Oh, my God.
- TRICIA: It's creepy.
- (FLUORESCENT LIGHT BUZZING)
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
SAM: (LAUGHS) Hi! Wow.
- Right on time.
- BRAD: Oh yeah. Hoo!
Well, I actually got
here about 10 minutes ago.
- I've just been standing out there.
- Well, why didn't you knock?
I didn't wanna be rude.
- Okay. Alright, come on in. (LAUGHS)
- Okay.
You want me to take your coat?
Or you can just throw it
on the chair, whatever.
I can, I can put it on the chair.
Alright. Oh, something fell off a tree
- and landed on your shoulder.
- Oh, really?
Yeah. (LAUGHS)
So, where does Joel think you are?
- At the gym.
- Mm!
- Okay, so what do we have, like, 20 minutes or
- (BRAD LAUGHS)
- That's just me.
- Well, more like 90.
Wow! You really put in some work.
Well, I'm seeing a
younger guy. I have
- I can't let this all go. I have to keep it together.
- (LAUGHS) Okay.
Um, okay, well, what do you wanna do?
You wanna talk about the lyrics,
or we could jump in on music?
- Uh
- I'm not really that good on the piano,
so I thought if we try something simple.
- Um
- Yeah.
You know, whatever. I just
think Joel's gonna freak out
as soon as you start singing.
I was actually hoping
that you would sing it.
Oh, no, I'm not singing.
This is This is your thing.
I'm I'm just gonna
help you write the song.
Uh-huh. Um (CLEARS THROAT)
You've heard me sing
Of course, I've heard you sing.
You have a lot of power.
- True, but (SIGHS)
- (WEAK LAUGH)
This is different.
I've never been comfortable
expressing my feelings in public,
- you know?
- Yeah.
I think I understand that. But,
you know, I think that's
what's so great about singing.
You know, somehow, the music
just makes it so much easier.
It's like you're not doing it alone.
- Oh.
- I mean, that's how I think about it.
Anyway, let's just start
and see what happens.
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay? Did you do your homework?
Of course, I did. I'm a teacher.
- (SAM LAUGHS)
- (PAPER RUSTLES)
Oh.
- (BRAD SIGHS)
- "Things I Love About Joel."
Well, it's a world-class giggle.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Yes, "very prompt". Oh, you
got "he's kind" on here twice.
- (AWKWARD LAUGH)
- I guess you mean it.
Well, I think I
- that's a mistake.
- No, no, no mistakes here.
"Sense of humor, drink mixing skills."
- I happen to also love that. (GIGGLES)
- (WEAK LAUGH)
"The way he looks at me"?
That might be cheating.
Uh, it's more about me.
We can We can leave that off.
No, I like that.
What is it about that? You know,
the way that he looks at you?
Nobody's
ever looked at me the way he does.
(SIGHS)
I guess it's just love.
(SOFTLY) Yeah.
He's a good one, right?
(SAM LAUGHS WEAKLY)
- He is.
- Wow. What is it? Is it like, um
(BOTH LAUGH QUIETLY)
- No, I didn't
- No.
- No.
- Or is it more like
(LAUGHS)
Not quite, but closer.
Okay. (LAUGHS)
It's more like, um
(SAM LAUGHING)
- Oh, he's a clown.
- Yes, he's a clown.
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(DOOR SLAMS)
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
Welcome.
- Hi. Hi, Gail.
- I'm Gail.
- Here, let me take that for you.
- Oh.
- Yeah, careful. It's heavy.
- Oh. Oh!
Who should I tell them it's from?
- Uh, It's from me. I'm Sam. Sam, yeah.
- Sam.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Gail.
(QUIET PIANO PLAYING)
(CHATTER CONTINUES)
Oh, hi!
- Are you limping?
- Oh, no. I'm sorry I'm late.
But I, uh, I brought you that.
- Oh, thank you!
- (SAM LAUGHS)
It's good because Brad's
church friends drink
like they just made bail.
(BOTH LAUGH)
I also brought a gift, but, uh,
some lady took it from me at the door.
- You brought a gift? Aw!
- I did.
Oh. (LAUGHS)
Is it that professionally
wrapped one over there?
- It might be. How'd you know?
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
- (SAM LAUGHS)
- Oh, a mother knows.
(LAUGHS) But, you
didn't have to do that.
Don't spend your money on me and Brad.
Oh, come on, I'm fine. I wanted to.
BRAD: Hi, Sam!
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Can I get you some bubbles
or a-a-a signature cocktail?
You have to try Joel's French martini.
- SAM: Oh!
- (GLASSES CLINKS)
- And these hors d'oeuvres are fabulous.
- Aw.
Oh, what did you say they were again?
- St. Louis Sushi.
- (EXCITED MURMURING)
- They're a signature.
- GUEST: Oh, well, they are divine!
- (GUESTS GIGGLING)
- Get you a drink!
- We're opening gifts!
- Oh, great.
Look at these little oven
mitts that Belinda got them!
- Aren't they so cute?
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
And these are the last pieces.
Oh, okay. Oh, wow.
- Let's see. Um
- (PAPER RUSTLING)
(GASPS)
"I love my two Dads."
(EXCITED LAUGHTER)
GAIL: I know, I-I know.
It doesn't make any sense.
- Well (GIGGLES)
- But it was the only gay thing we could find.
- (LAUGHTER)
- You guys are the best.
- Thank you.
- Oh, we had to.
- They're so fun.
- (LAUGHTER)
I'm gonna I'm gonna take a quick lap.
- Oh, I'll take I'll come with you.
- Oh, we need more cocktails.
- TRICIA: Oh, yes! I need a whole full glass!
- Oh, okay. (LAUGHS) Okay.
- (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (MUFFLED CHATTER)
FRED: Oh, my God, I'm freaking out!
I was on the field with the team.
- What?!
- Yes, I know. I'm going crazy!
And Susie got the whole thing
on tape. Didn't you, Susie?
- I sure did.
- It was the best day of my life.
- Well, of course, other than my wedding day, baby.
- Hm
- TIFFANI: I'm starving, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, get in here!
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
- (SOFTLY) Okay.
- SAM: You know what? I'll take, uh,
one of these. (CRUNCHES)
Mm, delicious.
- (PIANO PLAYING)
- (LAUGHTER)
SAM: One more!
She'll be coming on the
mountain when she comes ♪
ALL: When she comes!
She'll be coming on the
mountain when she comes ♪
- ALL: When she comes!
- She got the biggest damn titties ♪
In the whole fuckin' city ♪
She'll be coming on the
mountain when she comes ♪
ALL: When she comes!
She'll be riding eight
whole inches when she comes ♪
- Sammy!
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- (PIANO STOPS)
- I told you this shit gets wild!
- BELINDA: What did we miss?
- GAIL: What's going on?
- She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes ♪
- SAM: No, stop! Stop!
- Stop!
- (LAUGHTER)
Well, (CLEARS THROAT)
we finally have everyone
in the same room.
- Would now be a good time?
- Um,
it'd be a great time.
Okay.
Okay, everyone! Uh, uh, come on,
come on in and make
yourselves comfortable!
- Scooch.
- Wait, what's happening?
You'll see.
- Okay. Okay.
- Oh, my boobs. (LAUGHS)
- JOEL: Okay.
- (SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
- TRICIA: Yeah, sit here. Sit here.
- JOEL: Surprises. Mm.
Um, I've never
been comfortable, um
um, showing my emotion in public,
and
But, (LAUGHS) I think I
found someone that, uh,
makes me wanna go beyond
my comfort zone, so
Uh, what do what is
it that I say now, Sam?
- Uh, you say "Hit the track."
- Hit the track.
(LIGHT LAUGHTER)
(SAM PLAYS LIGHT INTRO)
♪♪
(SAM STOPS PLAYING)
Okay. Okay.
(RESUMES PLAYING PIANO)
It's okay.
I got you.
♪♪
I wake in the morning and I ♪
See your face ♪
I'm the luckiest guy ♪
In the entire human race ♪
A cup of coffee or a ♪
Trip to the store ♪
I'll take forever ♪
And then I'll take some more ♪
Seems so simple ♪
Now that we're here ♪
Didn't know what I was missin' ♪
Then came the kissin' ♪
Now, it's crystal clear ♪
But, oh ♪
The way you look at me ♪
I can't explain it ♪
I guess it's just love ♪
Oh, love ♪
Love ♪
(PIANO CONTINUES)
(WHISPERS) You okay?
(WHISPERS) You can do this.
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
(CLEARS THROAT)
When we're walking, you say ♪
Let's take the sunny side ♪
(VOICE BREAKING) And
then you smile at me ♪
You crack my heart open wide ♪
(SOFT CRYING)
All of God's creatures ♪
Here on Earth ♪
Each one a miracle ♪
But, I'll always pick you first ♪
(SOFT CRYING)
'Cause, oh ♪
The way you look at me ♪
I can't explain it ♪
But, I know it's love ♪
Oh, love ♪
Love ♪
(PIANO FADES OUT)
(EMOTIONAL LAUGHTER)
(FRIENDS CLAPPING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
- TIFFANI: Beautiful.
- FRED: Nice.
Just cheers to love!
Love, love, love, love!
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
- That was so good!
That was so good!
- (LAUGHING)
- Thank you, Sam.
It was beautiful,
Brad. Really beautiful.
(GIGGLES)
♪♪
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
JOEL: It was a fun night.
- SAM: Yeah.
- And I loved the song. It was beautiful.
Well, I was just trying
to help the old guy out.
(JOEL LAUGHS)
He really loves you.
Like, a lot.
- Mm. Yeah.
- Oh, forgot.
- Come here.
- (SOFT LAUGH)
- I got a little surprise for you.
- For me?
- It's too much!
- I didn't have time to wrap it.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Oh!
(JOEL LAUGHING)
- SAM: Is it stupid or is it cutie? (LAUGHS)
- JOEL: It's cutie!
This is maybe the best gift
I've ever received in my entire life.
- Really?
- Yeah.
I thought it was, too.
(BOTH LAUGH)
Oh, Joel, what is up
with those church ladies?
- (LAUGHS)
- What?
I think they're nice and everything,
but they just sort of,
like, treat you guys
like you're, like, a
gay mascot or something.
Meh, they're harmless.
Yeah, maybe. (WEAK LAUGH)
And that church is I mean (GROANS)
it's not exactly my style, but
Well
like, can't you be a couple and
just not go to church together?
God, I've
(LAUGHS) I've never
really thought about that.
I I don't know how
it works. Just ignore me.
(GIGGLES)
Okay, drink your water.
If I drink that, I'm gonna
piss all over this couch.
- Is that bad?
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
No, you won't. Drink your water.
- And yes, it is bad.
- (SAM GIGGLES)
- That's pretty good.
- (JOEL LAUGHS)
- That's pretty good.
- (PUTS DOWN GLASS)
(JOEL LAUGHING)
(SIGHS)
Who's gonna get me hydrated
if you're not there to keep
me give me my dinky-dinkies?
(SOFT LAUGH)
We're still gonna talk
to each other every day.
- You sure?
- Yes.
- I still need our nightly tuck-ins.
- Oh. You promise?
I promise.
Okay.
Then won't you get the fuck off
the couch? I'd like to go to bed.
- (LAUGHS) Yes, I can do that.
- Sorry if I spit on you.
You didn't.
Night-night. (SIGHS)
- Wait.
- Hm?
SAM: Joel
(INHALES)
Do I bring you down?
What are you talking about?
Um
(SIGHS, SCOFFS)
Nothing, I think I'm just drunk.
(WEAK LAUGH)
Okay. Well, time to
go nighty-nights, okay?
SAM (SOFTLY): Okay.
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
BRAD: How did you sleep?
Real good. (LAUGHS) Thank you.
(SNIFFLES)
This is a, a fun little setup.
Do you do this every day?
Most days, and always when Joel's here.
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, that's nice.
I still can't get over
that Dutch oven you gave us.
- That was too generous.
- (LAUGHS) Yeah, well,
saw the name, and it just I had to.
It cracked me up. (LAUGHS)
(AWKWARD LAUGH)
Wh-What's What's
funny about a Dutch oven?
What's funny about that? (CHUCKLING)
- What?
- (LAUGHS) Well,
it's when you, uh, you know,
it's when you trap a
fart under the covers,
and you make the other
person smell it. You
- Oh.
- Yeah, you-you've never heard of that?
No, I didn't know you could do that.
- You can. I-I just did.
- (BRAD LAUGHS)
Except I was the only one there.
That'll be a fun trick to try out.
- Yeah. (LAUGHS)
- (LID CLANKING)
I hope scrambled are okay.
Oh, anything right now. Thank you.
Hey, um, Joel was telling me
that it's been a little tough for you,
losing the income from his place.
Oh, he did?
W-We're more than happy
to float you some cash
if that's helpful for you.
Oh, n-no, I-I'm really okay.
- BRAD: Okay. Alright.
- Yeah.
Well, if you change your mind
- I will let you know.
- BRAD: Okay.
- JOEL: (SIGHS) Good morning.
- BRAD AND SAM: Good morning.
Look at you two, up with the sun.
- (SAM CHUCKLES)
- BRAD: Sam was just telling me
what a Dutch oven is.
(LAUGHING)
Well,
Sam has legendary Dutch ovens.
- Oh. Okay. Here.
- (LAUGHING)
I'm good, I'm good.
- No?
- SAM: No.
Yeah, guys, I-I think I gotta
do something about this hangover.
- Okay.
- SAM: You know what? I'm gonna let you guys
have your morning, um,
and I'm gonna, uh
Let's just I'll
- I-I'll call you later.
- But we haven't even debriefed about last night yet.
Oh, I know I know. We will, we will.
- (TRUCK RUMBLING)
- (INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
(BURPS) Ew!
(SIGHS)
(BURPS) Oh, God. Oh
(SIGHS) (WHISPERS) I'm a real fucking
real fucking picture right now.
(MUTTERS)
(SCOFFING)
(BURPS) Oh, God.
- (TRUCK IDLING)
- (ATM BEEPING)
(GRUNTING)
(VOMITS) Oh!
Oh, shit, I better go.
Oops Fuck.
("COME TO MY PARTY" BY
THE IMPRESSIONS PLAYING)
Have you received your invitation ♪
To the time of your life? ♪
You ought to come to my party ♪
I bet you were
surprised this morning ♪
When you found the invitation ♪
That I slipped under your door ♪
Bet you were surprised,
baby, you were surprised ♪
Bet you thought you'd
never ever hear from me ♪
Anymore ♪
Wear something chilling,
nothing too revealing ♪
Leave the rest up to my mind ♪
My champagne lady ♪
You're like the rarest of wine ♪
Hey, baby, won't
you come to my party? ♪
Hey, stop by, girl ♪
Baby, won't you come to my party ♪
Gonna send the whole world ♪
Ooh ♪
Hey, baby, won't
you come to my party? ♪
You better not miss it, girl ♪
Baby, won't you come to my party ♪