The Adventures of Superboy (1988) s03e02 Episode Script
The Bride of Bizarro: Part 2
[grunting]
[screaming]
You say you make me
someone to love.
You trick Bizarro.
Now you die.
Oh, no, no,
one more chance, please.
No more chance.
[choking]
Superboy.
Glad to see me, Luthor?
It's a mixed blessing.
You're right.
Luthor trick me.
Me kill him.
No!
Lex, let's get out of here.
Are you crazy?
I gotta see this.
Look, if Bizarro wins,
you're gonna get killed.
If Superboy wins,
we're going back to jail.
Now let's go.
- Maybe they'll
kill each other.
Bizarro, listen.
I need your help.
Why you not let me
kill Luthor?
He want to kill you.
Because I'm not
a murderer like he is.
And neither are you.
All me want to be
is happy.
It's not fair.
My plan was perfect,
flawless,
except for a little
That's easy enough
to fix,
but why did Bizarro Darla
fall for me instead of him?
I did.
I guess you're just
an irresistible kind of guy.
You are just so
Wait a minute.
That's it.
[laughs]
That's it!
What? What did I say?
All I have to do is create
is a Bizarro bride
out of someone
who loves Superboy.
Come on, babe,
we're back in business.
Genius.
The man's a genius.
Sun Tower Building.
You think you saw
We'll get right on it.
Just as soon as we check out
50 other places
Bizarro's supposed
to be.
[telephone rings]
Hello, Bureau.
Uh-huh.
He did what to you?
- [taps on glass]
- Kid, what do you
I was just collating some files.
Don't you ever pay
attention to me, Kent?
- Sir.
- Take the day off,
I said yesterday
and here you are.
To tell you the truth,
I was just a little
You and the whole city,
but there's nothing you
I'm beginning to think
you might be right.
Any word on
Luthor, sir?
Luthor? What's he got
to do with this?
He's got
the duplicator.
Luthor?
How would you know that?
I keep my ears open.
If Luthor's got that machine,
there's no telling what
A rather bizarre incident
early today has left district
and his family homeless.
Police say O'Dell accepted
of unusual white flowers,
started to leave for work
- burst into flames
- It's like a feeding
Eyewitnesses saw a white
delivery van in the area
I got what I could.
Look at this.
Now authorities say
this is not an isolated
In the past few hours,
there have been several
seemingly random incidents
of exploding white flowers.
- Bizarro duplicates.
- Looks that way.
Just like the birds.
Investigators ask
anyone with information
or any of these incidents
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
Lex Luthor here.
So sorry for the interruption,
but I thought you might like
for all of these lovely
floral arrangements.
The bad news is these are
just the first of many
Observe if you please.
With this nifty
little device,
I can duplicate absolutely
anything,
flowers, birds,
why even a child's
baby doll.
It drinks. It wets. It cries.
It blinks its eyes. It
- [explosion]
- Whoa!
is not at all
what it appears to be.
It's a combustible
simulation.
And here's the really
scary part.
Tonight at midnight,
I'm going to aim my
at a communications
satellite
right into the homes
of all you late night
TV viewers.
At last, a long lost
twin to call my very own,
for a while at least.
And then
[imitates explosion]
[laughs]
But I'm a reasonable guy.
And I'm perfectly willing
to call this whole thing off
just as soon as Superboy
surrenders to me,
if he can find me.
[laughs]
So there you have it,
Superboy.
Your life in exchange
for all those hundreds
of thousands of lives
out there in TV land.
You decide.
[Luthor]
Better hurry, Superboy.
[imitates explosion]
Lex, but you're talking
on
Ahh, but was it live
or was it Memor-Lex?
[laughs]
I'm not taking any chances.
Why would Luthor want Superboy
to find him?
He'll take him straight
to prison.
Not with all
that Kryptonite around.
Well, look,
we probably better get back.
They're gonna need all
the help they can get
Sure. What about Lana?
Maybe I should wait for her.
Don't wait too long.
Make yourself comfy, my dear.
We'll be ready
for you in a moment.
For what?
Once again,
you're the key to
Lex, if you think
you can blackmail Superboy
No, no, no.
This has nothing
This is all about
what makes the world
go 'round.
Get her ready.
You're a hard man to find,
Bizarro.
What do you want?
I need your help.
Kryptonite doesn't affect you.
Why I help you?
Why I help anyone?
Look, I know what
you're going through.
You not know.
Yes, I do.
Don't you think I have
wishing I were normal?
But I'm not.
We're not.
Why you saying we the same?
Because we are.
No one else can understand
what it's like when you
and you watch them cringe
because they're afraid
you'll crush it.
Me not stupid.
Me see difference.
That why people hate Bizarro?
That why Bizarro hate them?
No, we have a gift, both of us.
And we have to use it
to help them,
even if they don't
understand us.
All me want is love.
Don't you think I want it, too?
But the truth is
neither one of us
but we can't just
walk away.
Bizarro can.
Go, leave me alone.
Luthor!
Everything's ready.
Just a matter of
Bizarro, welcome.
Bizarro kill you now.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
You're gonna kill
the only man
who can make your dreams
come true?
You try to trick Bizarro again.
But if you kill me,
you'll never know.
You don't want
to take that chance.
Trust me.
It's seems something
or someone, I wonder who,
has moved the satellite.
Gosh, I never would
have expected that.
[laughs]
Don't you ever even think
about using a door?
It's midnight. I'm here.
So you are. Very prompt
and very brave,
considering you know I got
the Kryptonite.
Gee, I wish I
could admire that.
This time, however,
I'm opting for a certain irony
in having you meet your end
at the hands
of a friend.
Bizarro.
[wincing]
I know just how you feel.
I hate family reunions.
You tell me,
Luthor is bad man.
He is.
But he make Bizarro happy.
No explosion
thanks to the miracle
of Bizarro Kryptonite.
- Superboy.
- Lana.
Where do you think
you're going?
Bizarro, no.
He's trying to trick you again.
No tricks.
This is payment in full.
One everlasting
mate made-to-order
Now it's time for you
to fulfill your half
Bizarro, don't do it.
I'm sorry,
but me make deal.
Bizarro, stop.
You're not a killer.
Kill him.
Lana am right.
If you're a killer
like Luthor, me no love you.
What do I have to get
for this guy, Squeaky Fromme?
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.
Bizarro, baby,
what do you think
We had a deal!
Even if me can't keep her,
me want her to love Bizarro.
- Contingency plan.
- Right.
Go get 'em, guys.
They're smoking.
Didn't you treat him
with the Bizarro Kryptonite?
No, I thought you were
supposed to do that.
Bizarro am sorry.
Luthor confuse me.
I know.
Lex?
He didn't come out.
I can't say for sure.
Where's evil man?
Luthor do one good thing.
He make Bizarro happy
at last.
[music playing]
[screaming]
You say you make me
someone to love.
You trick Bizarro.
Now you die.
Oh, no, no,
one more chance, please.
No more chance.
[choking]
Superboy.
Glad to see me, Luthor?
It's a mixed blessing.
You're right.
Luthor trick me.
Me kill him.
No!
Lex, let's get out of here.
Are you crazy?
I gotta see this.
Look, if Bizarro wins,
you're gonna get killed.
If Superboy wins,
we're going back to jail.
Now let's go.
- Maybe they'll
kill each other.
Bizarro, listen.
I need your help.
Why you not let me
kill Luthor?
He want to kill you.
Because I'm not
a murderer like he is.
And neither are you.
All me want to be
is happy.
It's not fair.
My plan was perfect,
flawless,
except for a little
That's easy enough
to fix,
but why did Bizarro Darla
fall for me instead of him?
I did.
I guess you're just
an irresistible kind of guy.
You are just so
Wait a minute.
That's it.
[laughs]
That's it!
What? What did I say?
All I have to do is create
is a Bizarro bride
out of someone
who loves Superboy.
Come on, babe,
we're back in business.
Genius.
The man's a genius.
Sun Tower Building.
You think you saw
We'll get right on it.
Just as soon as we check out
50 other places
Bizarro's supposed
to be.
[telephone rings]
Hello, Bureau.
Uh-huh.
He did what to you?
- [taps on glass]
- Kid, what do you
I was just collating some files.
Don't you ever pay
attention to me, Kent?
- Sir.
- Take the day off,
I said yesterday
and here you are.
To tell you the truth,
I was just a little
You and the whole city,
but there's nothing you
I'm beginning to think
you might be right.
Any word on
Luthor, sir?
Luthor? What's he got
to do with this?
He's got
the duplicator.
Luthor?
How would you know that?
I keep my ears open.
If Luthor's got that machine,
there's no telling what
A rather bizarre incident
early today has left district
and his family homeless.
Police say O'Dell accepted
of unusual white flowers,
started to leave for work
- burst into flames
- It's like a feeding
Eyewitnesses saw a white
delivery van in the area
I got what I could.
Look at this.
Now authorities say
this is not an isolated
In the past few hours,
there have been several
seemingly random incidents
of exploding white flowers.
- Bizarro duplicates.
- Looks that way.
Just like the birds.
Investigators ask
anyone with information
or any of these incidents
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
Lex Luthor here.
So sorry for the interruption,
but I thought you might like
for all of these lovely
floral arrangements.
The bad news is these are
just the first of many
Observe if you please.
With this nifty
little device,
I can duplicate absolutely
anything,
flowers, birds,
why even a child's
baby doll.
It drinks. It wets. It cries.
It blinks its eyes. It
- [explosion]
- Whoa!
is not at all
what it appears to be.
It's a combustible
simulation.
And here's the really
scary part.
Tonight at midnight,
I'm going to aim my
at a communications
satellite
right into the homes
of all you late night
TV viewers.
At last, a long lost
twin to call my very own,
for a while at least.
And then
[imitates explosion]
[laughs]
But I'm a reasonable guy.
And I'm perfectly willing
to call this whole thing off
just as soon as Superboy
surrenders to me,
if he can find me.
[laughs]
So there you have it,
Superboy.
Your life in exchange
for all those hundreds
of thousands of lives
out there in TV land.
You decide.
[Luthor]
Better hurry, Superboy.
[imitates explosion]
Lex, but you're talking
on
Ahh, but was it live
or was it Memor-Lex?
[laughs]
I'm not taking any chances.
Why would Luthor want Superboy
to find him?
He'll take him straight
to prison.
Not with all
that Kryptonite around.
Well, look,
we probably better get back.
They're gonna need all
the help they can get
Sure. What about Lana?
Maybe I should wait for her.
Don't wait too long.
Make yourself comfy, my dear.
We'll be ready
for you in a moment.
For what?
Once again,
you're the key to
Lex, if you think
you can blackmail Superboy
No, no, no.
This has nothing
This is all about
what makes the world
go 'round.
Get her ready.
You're a hard man to find,
Bizarro.
What do you want?
I need your help.
Kryptonite doesn't affect you.
Why I help you?
Why I help anyone?
Look, I know what
you're going through.
You not know.
Yes, I do.
Don't you think I have
wishing I were normal?
But I'm not.
We're not.
Why you saying we the same?
Because we are.
No one else can understand
what it's like when you
and you watch them cringe
because they're afraid
you'll crush it.
Me not stupid.
Me see difference.
That why people hate Bizarro?
That why Bizarro hate them?
No, we have a gift, both of us.
And we have to use it
to help them,
even if they don't
understand us.
All me want is love.
Don't you think I want it, too?
But the truth is
neither one of us
but we can't just
walk away.
Bizarro can.
Go, leave me alone.
Luthor!
Everything's ready.
Just a matter of
Bizarro, welcome.
Bizarro kill you now.
Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
You're gonna kill
the only man
who can make your dreams
come true?
You try to trick Bizarro again.
But if you kill me,
you'll never know.
You don't want
to take that chance.
Trust me.
It's seems something
or someone, I wonder who,
has moved the satellite.
Gosh, I never would
have expected that.
[laughs]
Don't you ever even think
about using a door?
It's midnight. I'm here.
So you are. Very prompt
and very brave,
considering you know I got
the Kryptonite.
Gee, I wish I
could admire that.
This time, however,
I'm opting for a certain irony
in having you meet your end
at the hands
of a friend.
Bizarro.
[wincing]
I know just how you feel.
I hate family reunions.
You tell me,
Luthor is bad man.
He is.
But he make Bizarro happy.
No explosion
thanks to the miracle
of Bizarro Kryptonite.
- Superboy.
- Lana.
Where do you think
you're going?
Bizarro, no.
He's trying to trick you again.
No tricks.
This is payment in full.
One everlasting
mate made-to-order
Now it's time for you
to fulfill your half
Bizarro, don't do it.
I'm sorry,
but me make deal.
Bizarro, stop.
You're not a killer.
Kill him.
Lana am right.
If you're a killer
like Luthor, me no love you.
What do I have to get
for this guy, Squeaky Fromme?
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.
Bizarro, baby,
what do you think
We had a deal!
Even if me can't keep her,
me want her to love Bizarro.
- Contingency plan.
- Right.
Go get 'em, guys.
They're smoking.
Didn't you treat him
with the Bizarro Kryptonite?
No, I thought you were
supposed to do that.
Bizarro am sorry.
Luthor confuse me.
I know.
Lex?
He didn't come out.
I can't say for sure.
Where's evil man?
Luthor do one good thing.
He make Bizarro happy
at last.
[music playing]