The Last Kids on Earth (2019) s03e02 Episode Script

1
[mysterious music playing]
[Jack] We made a home.
We built a community!
And now, with full-on electricity,
we have one thing we need
for true civilization.
BoomKart races!
[zombie noises]
[grunting]
Last one to the pier
has to pooper scooper Rover!
[grunting]
[all laughing]
[Jack] Video game racing come to life.
Streets empty of zombies.
Four best friends.
Life doesn't get
any betterohThan this.
Ha-ha! Don't get too comfortable!
-Huh?
-[roaring]
-Nice job, friend!
-[laughs] Thanks, bro!
But I am taking the lead!
What? [screaming]
-[Quint laughs]
-[Dirk] Oh, ho, ho!
It is on, runt!
You guys aren't the only ones with tricks.
[metal clicking]
Uhh! Aah!
-[laughing] Uhh!
-Ugh!
-[barking]
-[laughing]
Huh?
[all laughing]
[low growling]
screeching
[theme music playing]
Ouaah!
[screaming]
[laughing]
Can I take a moment to say the BoomKarts
are the best use for electricity ever.
-[grunting]
-[laughing]
-All right. Come on, boy!
-[barking]
Oh, I don't think so!
-[laughing]
-[barking]
[Jack] Go, Rover, go!
[laughing]
[finish line beeping]
[yelling]
Uhh!
Ugh!
[laughing]
[grunting]
-[toy squeaking]
-I won!
-[scoffs] You wish.
-I totally won.
-You didn't come close!
-Dudes, we all won,
because arcade to ourselves.
All the games we can play!
Now, here comes the power.
[groans]
I always thought power
would be more powerful.
No, Jack. the idea is we bring a game
back to town where we have the generator.
Oh, right. Uh, yeah,
that makes more sense.
But not all these games
need power to be fun.
-Skee Ball!
-[laughing]
[growling]
[whimpers]
Huh! Uhh!
Yes!
Ha! [grunting]
You know, you rarely have to
smack moles in real life.
Uhh.
[straining, grunting]
[chuckles] I'm totally monster material.
Dirk monster!
[sighs]
Guys, I don't fall in love easily,
but this is a-stinkin'-mazing!
Someone's in their feelings right now.
[gasps] Starship Marauders!
Star-ship Ma-rau-ders!
[straining] We need to get this home!
My happiness Nay, my life depends on it!
I admire that you feel confident
using the word "nay" in a sentence.
I admire his confidence in pushing
that 300 pound machine.
[grunting]
Should we help him out?
[all] Nay! [laughing]
[bleep]
-[laughing]
-Uhh!
See? This is totally awesome!
Life really, really doesn't
get any better than this.
Duh-duh-duhAah!Uhh!
[rumble]
Dirk, please tell me
that was your stomach.
Not me. Hurley's having quiet time.
[growling]
-[roaring]
-[Jack] Aah!
That's one nasty-looking
Lopoplos Vitriathon.
Lives in the ocean, doesn't like visitors.
Way too big for us to be messing with.
[growling]
-[all scream]
-[Jack] Protect the game at all costs!
[June] Also ourselves!
[growling]
[engine stalling]
Ugh, this is the worst timing
in the history of time!
[roaring]
-[grunting]
-[roaring]
[bleeps]
[tires screeching]
Snooze you lose, sewage breath!
I didn't mean that!
I'm sorry if I was offensive!
Aah! Ooh!
Not today, fish face!
[grunting]
[roaring]
[grunting]
[grunts]
[yelps]
Aah!
[screaming]
[growling]
Maybe don't taunt the scary monster
next time, Dirk.
I apologized, didn't I?
If he can't accept it, that's on him.
-Oh, no! Serious damage!
-To the game? [whining]
-No, my tire.
-Sorry.
[grunts]
We'll need to lose the game
and use the trailer to tow your BoomKart.
Guys, she'll hear you! Shh, it's OK,
it's OK. Don't listen to the bad man.
Wait! I know how we can get both home!
Good idea, June. Tools!
Fix the BoomKart,
head back to the tree house,
and then it's Space Marauding time.
Just call me Captain Top Score.
Oh, you underestimate
your competition, Astro-not!
Ooh, hoo, hoo! Was that smack talk?
Ha! You have been served!
[both] Nerds!
-All done.
-Finally!
-[female voice] Is anyone out there?
-What?
Is anyone out there?
That's someone else.
-There's someone else!
-Yeah.
-Huh?
-Wow!
I'm not going crazy, right?
That was a human voice.
Hey! Bros in the firehouse!
Are you still there?
Guys, there's other people in there.
It sounds like it, but let us
proceed with caution.
-Uhh! Ow!
-[all] Shh!
-[electricity crackling]
-[shuffling]
-[woman] Hello?
-[gasps] Over there!
[zombie growl]
[gasping]
[growling]
[Dirk] Zombies!
That's the opposite of people!
No, I heard talking.
Real people talking. Not just these
Surprisingly beefy zombies.
What? It's an observation.
They are super beefy.
[growling]
-Aah!
-June!
-Ah!
-Uhh!
[grunting]
Let's cage him in!
Huh! Ha! Uh! Uhh!
You need to chill out, buddy.
[grunting]
That was like a five alarm beatdown. Nice!
Come on! We gotta find
whoever was talking.
[door creaking]
Sneaky time.
[wind blowing]
[Jack] Hello?
Anybody here?
[gasps]
-[wood creaking]
-Hello?
Hello? Uh, anyone?
[sighs] We searched everywhere,
but no one's here.
-What gives?
-[woman on radio] Hello?
Aah!
[woman on radio] Is anyone out there?
-Holy
-Ravioli!
[woman on radio] This is
Please respond if you can.
Is anyone out there? [static]
Super trooper, that's a big 10-4,
code blue, breaker, double breaker, bravo.
-Hey!
-Copy transmission. Please repeat. Over.
-Dork.
-[woman on radio] Hello?
-Is anyone out there?
-Oh, why isn't it working?
Ahh, this is radio scanner.
One-way transmit only.
They can't hear us! We can only hear them!
Them?
[chuckling] Them!
Them! [laughs] Humans!
We heard other humans! Woo-hoo!
And with any luck,
they'll make contact again.
II guess we're not
the last ones on Earth after all.
Parents! Family! There's hope now.
Life can get back to normal.
You, my friend, are coming with us. Mwah!
Seriously?
Oh! This from a guy who
practically proposed to a video game?
Radios, video games, let's focus!
What's the priority here?
-The game.
-The radio.
The game first.
And also the radio.
Quint, can you gadget up this thing?
I wanna make contact fast.
Well, I haven't, actually,
seen this exact model before.
I'll have to open it up.
[crash]
Hurley?
[low grumble] Na-uh. Still hibernating.
Something just landed on the roof.
[Quint] Something enormous.
Someone should go up there.
-[Dirk, June, Quint] Not it!
-Not
afraid of going. I was gonna
volunteer, anyway.
'Cause I'm brave and cool like a radio.
Uhh.
Come play BoomKarts,
we'll go to the pier, have a few laughs.
[gasps]
[grunting]
-[gasps]
-[growling]
Wha
-[screeching]
-[screaming]
-Jack!
-[groans]
-Brave like a radio, huh?
-Yep.
So, no big deal, but death is on the roof.
-[loud thud]
-[all] Aah!
It was a wretch, butbut huge!
Like a royalty wretcha king wretch!
-Uh
-Bone wings, ginormous jaws,
razor-sharp talons,
and freaky-deaky swirly eye balls.
-Um
-Like if two winged wretches had a baby,
and that baby ate both parents
and leveled up times 9000!
-Oh, one of those.
-[woman on radio] Is anyone out there?
[thumping, roaring]
-[woman on radio] Repeating.
-This is a survivor.
-Aah! Uhh!
-[all grunting]
-[woman on radio] This is a survivor.
Aah! Uhh!
-No!
-[screeching]
Wha-what do we do?
As soon as he's clawed through that roof,
he's gonna start clawing through us.
[roaring]
-I have a plan!
-I hope not.
-Your plans are bad.
-You are plan challenged.
-[thump]
-[screaming]
Trust me! Aah!
-I'm OK, landed on Rover.
-[purrs]
OK, boy, time to save the day!
Hey, nothing interesting in there.
I'm Mr. Interesting. Come get me!
[screeching]
He's gonna get himself killed, isn't he?
The odds are goodor not good, rather.
[laughing] My plan to go really,
really fast is working, boy!
-[screeching]
-[nervous laughter] OK.
Maybe I didn't fully
think this one through.
[screeching]
Whoa! Uhh!
-Rover!
-[roars]
[whimpers, barks]
-No!
-[barking]
-Boy, are you OK?
-[whimpers]
Here, buddy. Don't worry,
we'll get you fixed up.
[roaring]
Think you're gonna hurt my friend
and get away with it?
-[roaring]
-Come at me, bro-berry!
I dare you.
Aah
Uh oh huh huh?
Wazzup?
[roaring]
Ugh. Feeling woozy.
[groans]
-Get it together, Jack.
-[roaring]
-[siren wailing]
-[wretch screaming]
Leave him alone, you winged doofus!
-Uhh!
-[screeching]
Hiyah!
[siren wailing]
Anyone order a plate of "you got served"?
-He did! He super did!
-Yeah-ha-ha!
-[roaring]
-Whoa!
Aah! Uhh! [panting]
Anybody got a plan B?
[groaning]
Secondary evasive action!
[groaning]
Ha! How do you like me now, non-friend?
Seriously? We couldn't have led with that?
[growling]
[barking]
You mess with Jack,
you mess with all of us!
[grunting]
[Quint] Jack!
-You guys OK?
-Yeah. Are you?
-Why were you just staring at that thing?
-Was I?
Uh, yeah. I was just
trying to psych him out.
-[electric snap]
-[gasps] No!
-I'm not saying it worked.
-No, no, the radio is broken.
Arcade game's still OK, though.
In case anyone was wondering.
Sorry. I know the radio's
important to you.
Do not stress. With my lab tools,
I should be able to repair it.
And possibly add a transmitting feature
at the same time!
Ugh, you're a life saver.
No worries, I'm happy to do it.
It'll be a fun project.
The important thing is,
we had serious BoomKart fun,
escaped monsters and fireman zombies,
and lived to play another day!
-Come on, bring it in!
-No time. We have to get this home ASAP.
-Uh-huh.
-Yep!
Fine. Guess I'll hug myself, then.
[sighs]
[giggling]
[munching and laughing]
[chattering]
Should we tell the monsters
about that thing?
Tell them what?
Another monster was after us. How is that
different than any other Tuesday?
Besides, you know what time it is.
-It's arcade game ti
-Fix the radio time. Thanks, Jack.
We should really get on that.
Oh, not what I meant at all.
Well, how about a little music
while we work?
[upbeat music playing]
[laughing]
Your noises are disruptive
to my meditation.
[music barely audible]
-[groaning]
-Hey!
-[volume increases]
-Ha!
[cheering]
Achieving this level of amplitude is
actually quite the technological marvel.
-It is not good for the spirit.
-[music fades out completely]
Oh, yeah?
I can magically change it
without touching it, too.
[music fades in]
[cheering]
Why didn't you just do that to begin with?
Tasty burgers, bro! [chuckles]
What else would they be, you pink baboon?
Tasty is the minimum requirement.
[chuckles] True, true. Monster five, then?
Pfft! Your hand smells like Bardle butt.
How would you know what[gasps]
Ugh, gross!
You initiated traditional greeting.
You owe me a lick.
[gasps, groans]
Not like that!
-[dance music playing]
-[gasps] Music!
Monsters, it's time for the synchronous
hurling of the body parts!
[laughing and cheering]
[grunting]
Uh, that's cool, guys.
I'll learn the monster dance later.
[sounds of excitement]
I'llI'll just human o-over here.
Uhh!
[sighs] Guess you need
three legs for that one.
Now that we're back and still alive,
shall we dance?
Sorry. I'm kind of focused
on the radio right now.
I promise I'll dial the awesome back.
Make it easy for ya.
[laughing]
Come on, don't let me be silly by myself.
We can be silly together!
[nervous chuckle]
[laughing]
[cheering]
[laughing]
-[humming]
-June, I was examining the radio.
It's not as broken as it looks.
[gasps] Great! What do we have to do?
Look at me! Doing the paddle boat.
Once we fix the circuit board,
we can experiment with adjustments.
I call this move
"alphabetizing the spice rack."
I can't wait to see
who we make contact with.
I know my parents
are out there. Yours too!
I hope so.
I am definitely eager to discover
who sent the original broadcast.
Maybe it's another scientist.
Backflip! I'll do it. Just watch.
Uh-gah!
Oh, my GI actually did it!
Did you guys see?
[laughing] Woo-hoo!
[June] I know
my parents are out there [echoing].
[echoing] Yours too.
[gasps]
[laughing]
[panting]
-[crying]
-[laughing]
[sobbing]
[mewing]
They're all leaving me.
-[voices] Jack.
-[gasps]
[two voices echoing] Come to us, Jack.
Huh?
[laughing]
Jack.
[grunts, gasps]
[crying]
[wind howling]
Who am I kidding?
No one's waiting for me.
[dance music still playing]
[laughing]
[whimpers]
-[video game starting]
-You in, buddy?
[snoring]
[scoffs] Faker.
Number of players
[sighs] One.
[beeping]
[unenthusiastic] Yay. Starship Marauders.
[groans]
[laughing and cheering]
[moaning, growling]
[screeching]
[roaring]
[theme music playing]