Amphibia (2019) s03e03 Episode Script

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[theme music playing]
[music ends]
[frogs croaking]
[frogs croaking]
Wow! [slurps]
-Would anyone like eggs?
-Ah!
-Yes, please.
-Why, yes. Thank you.
Mmm! These are egg-cellent, Mrs. Boonchuy.
Yes. Thank you for the delicious food.
Oh, you're very welcome.
[Sprig chuckles] Hey!
[grunts] Good morning, fam-fam.
Ooh! Eggs!
Hmm. These could use a little something.
Got any hot sauce?
-Sure. I'll get--
-Whoo-hoo!
Don't worry, Mrs. B. I got it.
A-ha!
[sighs, burps]
[chuckles]
Sprig, can we chat?
-Dude, what are you doing?
-What do you mean?
Sprig Plantar, you're a guest
in the Boonchuys' home.
For frog's sake, behave like one.
[chuckles] Silly Hop Pop.
We're not guests. We're family.
[Hop Pop] No, we're not!
Just because Anne is a Plantar
doesn't automatically make you a Boonchuy.
Doesn't it though?
I mean, the math checks out.
You're not a part of Anne's family!
Oh. Anne, is that true?
Don't worry about it, man.
Being a guest around here
is so much better.
Being family just means
chores, responsibilities
and getting yelled at when you mess up.
I, for one, like being
waited on hand and foot.
And I should know. I have feet now.
Sorry, guys. I just always
wanted a bigger family.
And I guess I got a little carried away.
-Been there.
-Hey, no problem.
-You course corrected.
-[Mrs. Boonchuy] Anne, come on.
We have a lot of work to do
at the restaurant.
Well, that's me.
See you guys when I get back.
Oh, wait!
Can I come with you?
I'd like to make up for how rude I was
this morning.
I guess that'd be fine. Hop Pop, Polly.
Try to research some portals
and junk while we're gone.
You got it.
So are we watching Starzgate
or Quantum Hop?
Quantum Hop! Quantum Hop!
How can I help? How can I help?
How can I help?
Don't worry about it, pink frog.
You're our guest.
Why don't you sit in the corner
with a Thai ice tea?
[grunts] I hate being a stupid guest.
I wanna be family.
-Yes!
-[giggles]
-[bell jingles]
-[Mrs. Boonchuy] Oops!
-Sounds like we've got a customer.
-Heh?
What's happening, Boonchuys?
[laughs] Anne! Whoa!
I thought you were dead.
Ned! Check it out, Sprig.
This guy's our number one customer.
He's been around for years.
-Wow!
-[Ned chuckles] Oh.
And I'm not just a customer anymore, Anne.
-Wait. What?
-I bought a food truck.
I wanna bring your mom's amazing cooking
to all of LA.
She puts the pow in pad kra pao!
Oh, neat.
You guys are in business together?
Well… no.
-Not yet.
-[sighs]
I already told you.
We're just not interested in a food truck.
But you've got the best Thai food
in the county.
And if we partnered up,
we could make so much money together.
Couldn't you just share some
of your recipes with me?
Absolutely not.
This recipe are for family only.
[groans] Well, when you change your mind,
you know where to find me.
-[door opens, closes]
-[humming]
Wow. He's literally parked
right outside the restaurant.
-That can't be good.
-It's not.
[Mrs. Boonchuy] Customers
are very confused right now.
Ah.
Huh. Huh?
[stammers] I don't--
What do I do?
What do I do? [crying]
[sighs] He means well.
But Ned just doesn't realize
he's hurting the business.
It's been weeks,
and he still hasn't budged.
Oh, well. I better start the khao pad.
Hmm. Tough problem, huh?
Why, if someone were to solve it,
your mom might consider him
the son she never had.
Sprig, stay out of this.
Okay, okay. Sheesh. It was just a thought.
-[crashes]
-[Sprig] Ow.
Here you go.
-Next!
-[Sprig clears throat]
Oh. Hey, kid. What'll it be?
[clears throat] Give me the special.
Sure thing.
Two egg rolls and a bowl
of pad thai coming up.
[clanking]
[groans] Oh, my frog!
This food… it's turned me pink!
[both gasp]
-Hey, I wouldn't mind being pink.
-Heh?
Maybe it will help me
with my next Star Trip audition.
Excuse me. I'll have whatever he had.
Sure thing.
What? You fools!
That was a lie. You're all morons.
-[both gasp]
-Who you calling a moron?
-[angry chatter]
-[Sprig] Morons, morons, morons!
[grunts]
Morons! Morons! Whoa!
Oh, hey, while you're in there,
could you grab those recipes?
[groans]
Anne, this behavior is unacceptable.
I'm doubling your chores.
Don't let it happen again.
Wait. Why did she yell at you
for something I did?
She's not about to yell at a guest, Sprig.
She only yells at family.
Ouch, Anne. Thanks for rubbing it in.
Look, Sprig,
I know what you're doing here.
And I get why. But please stop.
Or I'll be cleaning the bathroom
with a toothbrush for the rest of my life.
Just knock it off, okay?
[chuckles] Knock it off or knock it on?
I heard that!
No, you didn't!
-[upbeat music playing on headphones]
-[scatting]
[scatting continues]
Oh!
Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Finally!
Ned's gonna get ahead, baby!
[screams] Oh! Ow, ow, ow, ow.
[chuckles]
And now to destroy
an earth man's livelihood.
[gasps, coughs]
Oh, no.
Sprig Boonchuy in three, two, one.
No, Sprig! Bad Sprig! What are you doing?
Squirming my way into your mom's heart
by making this food truck disappear.
Not on my watch.
[both grunting]
[engine starts]
Ned, I don't have time for this nonsense.
Um, but your note said--
Note? What note?
Wait. "Mrs. B"?
[grunts] Pink frog!
[both] Huh?
[both grunting]
-My food truck!
-Your food truck!
[Sprig groans]
-Hmm?
-[both gasp]
-Holy crab apple!
-[screams]
When did we start moving?
Okay, I've never driven a car,
but I have driven Bessie.
And played 900 hours of Super Wario Carts.
Anne, look out! [screams]
Uh-- Uh-- Brakes! Gotta mash the brakes!
The brakes aren't working!
Ned!
It's okay, Anne. I've got this.
Whoa, girl! Whoa!
Dude, that only works on snails!
[grunts]
[both scream]
[squeaks]
-Whew.
-Whew. Huh?
-[screams]
-[screams] Oh, no!
[screams]
[both screaming]
Thanks for letting me borrow your TV.
Just be careful.
This thing is like a son to me.
Junior!
[both screaming]
Idea. Sprig, I need your help.
Use that tongue and help me make
a hard left.
Got it!
-[grunts]
-[gasps]
-[tires squealing]
-Whoa!
[grunts]
[groaning]
[tires squealing]
[both scream]
-[Anne, Sprig screaming, grunting]
-[both] Whoa!
[all cheer]
I don't believe it.
We…
[both] …did it!
I don't believe this.
Me either. You send your daughter
to destroy my truck?
What? Are you people insane?
Anne had nothing to do with this.
It was all me.
I was just--
[sighs]
I just wanted to be a part of the family.
But I should've respected your boundaries
instead of pestering you
into something you didn't want.
[sighs] It's okay, pink frog.
I mean, Sprig.
I know how much you mean to my daughter.
And how much she means to you.
I probably shouldn't have treated you
like such an outsider.
[crying]
I feel like an outsider too.
I love your restaurant so much.
[sniffs] I just wanted to be part of it.
But-- But I was wrong.
[crying continues]
I'm so sorry.
I'm done trying to get your recipes.
I just realized this is
a gross appropriation of your culture.
And I should just show myself out.
[sighs] Ned, look.
I can't give you the recipes
because they are for family only.
But we could use some help
with deliveries.
De-- Deliver? Me?
I mean, it won't pay much,
but you will be part of the restaurant.
Yes! I'd love to.
Oh, you will not regret it, Mrs. Boonchuy.
Not for a second.
Whoo-hoo! Yay!
I'll make you guys proud!
Oh, man. I got to get these brakes fixed.
Welp, I guess we're all done here.
-[grunts]
-[Mrs. Boonchuy] Not so fast.
If you think you're getting out
of here without an earful,
you've got another thing coming.
Firstly, how dare you disobey me?
Secondly, how dare you put Anne
and yourself in danger?
Thirdly, why are you smiling?
You're-- You're scolding me, which means…
Yep. You're family now, bud.
[squealing]
[crying] Yay!
Already having second thoughts about this.
[frogs croaking]
[dog barking]
[purring]
[meows, squeals]
[buzzing]
[fly screams]
[retches]
[meowing]
[purrs]
[meows]
[Anne] Really, Science Mag Monthly?
Not one article about
interdimensional portals!
There's absolutely nothing!
What science do you even do?
Relax, Anne. We'll find a way back.
[slurps] Eventually.
Oh, you don't have to do that.
-Please, you're our guest.
-[alarm beeping]
What's that high-pitched beeping?
[gasps] My canapés!
Whoo! I haven't been
this pampered in ages.
-Hear! Hear!
-Enjoy it now, kids.
You know the old saying:
"Guests are like noxious swamp gas.
After three days,
they start to drive you crazy."
We've already been here two days.
Pretty soon we'll have to start
pulling our own weight.
Hop Pop, we've been here for a whole week.
No! That means we're not
just guests anymore.
We're freeloaders!
Just like Cousin Stanley!
[both gasp]
-Well, I'm sort of family now, so…
-Who?
He was the worst.
[Hop Pop] He stayed forever.
[Sprig] Ate all our snacks.
[Polly] Even used my bucket as a footbath.
[Sprig] I don't even think
he was really our cousin.
[Hop Pop] But we were hosts,
so we had to be nice.
[wind howling]
[Hop Pop] We just resented him
a little more… each day.
Thankfully, he eventually
left peacefully on his own.
Just kidding. We threw him out the window.
-[screams]
-Whoa! What?
Exactly. And I can only imagine
what the Boonchuys wanna do to us by now.
We got to find a way to contribute
to this household.
Hey, Anne. It's time for
your dentist appointment.
My what?
You have been missing for five months.
And I have a feeling
you haven't been brushing.
Oh! But Mom!
I'm supposed to take Domino
to the vet today.
Maybe your father could take her.
No can do. I'm working at
the restaurant today.
Oh, well. Hmm.
Hmm.
-We'll take the cat to the vet!
-Really? Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
It's the least we can do to help.
You guys are lifesavers!
Here's the address to the vet.
If anyone suspects
anything froggy about you,
just say, "Boy, I could use some coffee."
It's, like, code for "I'm human."
-Thanks, guys.
-And I'll be heading to the restaurant.
If anything go wrong, just give me a call.
Sweet. Burner.
Mom, please.
My teeth only hurt a little bit.
[Mrs. Boonchuy shouts]
Have fun with Domino, guys.
Wow! Our first solo Earth mission
without Anne.
Big stuff.
Do you really think we'll be all right?
Sure. Now, let's get that cat to the vet.
Yeah!
-Looks easy enough.
-[purring]
I'm having Domino 2 flashbacks
right about now.
Enough talk. Seize the beast! Hyah!
-[Polly screams]
-[Hop Pop] Oh, my frog! It's got claws!
[Polly] Blood! There's blood everywhere!
-[sirens wailing in the distance]
-[sighs] Well, we survived that.
[muffled] Barely.
Now all we have to do
is take this bus to the vet.
Okay. We can do this.
Just blend in and do
whatever these people do.
[beeping]
[inhales]
[beeps]
[beeps]
Thank you, kind Earth man.
Wow. Dirty.
Takin' the bus. Done.
That wasn't that hard.
[all] Whoa!
[man groans]
[man 2 screams]
Wow, Hop Pop! Great tongue action.
I take a kickin' and keep on lickin'.
[passengers groaning]
Did that creepy old man
just lick everyone on the bus?
What do you have to say
for yourself, dude?
Boy, I could use some coffee?
Well, that went well.
So, what do we do? Oh!
Maybe Mr. Boonchuy can give us a ride?
Absolutely not!
We're not asking for any more favors.
We just need to focus up
and get this job done.
[gasping] Ow!
-[shouting]
-[Hop Pop] Sprig!
[grunts]
[screeching]
[screaming]
[all laughing]
[screams]
-[meows]
-Hey, buddy. Who wants a treat?
[screams]
[all] Hooray!
[video game music plays]
[purrs]
-[all sigh]
-[meows]
[barking]
-[squeaks]
-[growls]
[hisses]
Bobbit! Has anyone seen my snake Bobbit?
That's a good boy.
[gasps] No way.
Our brethren.
Domino.
-Uh, appointment for Domino.
-[all] That's us!
-[meows]
-Oh.
Domino looks healthy enough.
A little on edge.
Do you three have
any other questions for me?
Yes, actually. Do you know anything
about frog biology?
-What do you want to know?
-What would you say to an older frog
who's complaining about back pain
these days?
Uh, a frog complain?
Well, honestly,
he holds it in and soldiers on.
He's noble like that.
Shush, Hop Pop.
What we really want to know
is what's the highest
a frog has ever jumped?
And does it seem beatable?
Frogs are more known for the length
of their jumps than the height.
Give me numbers, man!
Question: Can a frog grow multiple limbs?
Could there be hypothetically
an uber-frog?
Do you have any medication that can
make a frog look 40 years younger?
I-- Do you have a 40-year-old frog?
You know, you have
very interesting skin, sir.
And is that a fake nose?
Uh, I could sure use some coffee!
Come on, kids, let's skedaddle.
Let's get this cat back home.
[dogs barking]
Excuse me. Have you seen my frog?
We did it! We aren't freeloaders!
Yep. We finally earned our keep.
[sighs] Feels good, don't it?
Even Domino seems happy with us.
She hasn't tried to scratch me once
since we left the vet.
And she feels so much lighter too.
She's gone?
We lost her! We lost Domino!
Anne's gonna be devastated!
I'm calling for backup!
That's the last thing we should do!
Quickly. Let's retrace our steps.
She couldn't have gotten far.
Domino!
Domino, where are you?
I found this guy.
Think Anne will know the difference?
[snarling]
Okay. Everything's fine.
Nobody panic. We can figure this out.
We still don't have to resort
to calling Mr. Boonchuy.
-Hello, Mr. Boonchuy?
-No!
[grunting]
Hello? Sprig? Something wrong?
-Nothing's wrong.
-Body slam!
Uh-huh. Yeah.
Yeah, we lost the cat. Okay. "Sha-war-ma."
Got it. Thanks, Mr. Boonchuy.
You're the best.
[grunting]
Boy, what's goin' on?
He said Domino would be at
the nearest shawarma restaurant.
I guess it's her favorite food.
He also said he was on his way
to help find her.
We gotta find that cat
before he gets here.
It's the only way to salvage this.
Polly, put that thing back!
Aw! But his face is frozen
in a horrible smile.
[panting]
-[croaks]
-Goodbye, my friend.
"Hoppy" trails.
[croaks]
-Whoo-hoo!
-[cheering]
[cash register dings]
[laughter]
-[all laughing]
-Just look at that cat go.
I don't know where this kitty came from,
but I am keeping her forever.
She's a shawarma-loving customer magnet!
He wouldn't think it was so cute
if he knew where her mouth had been.
We've got to get that cat at any cost.
We may have to give our lives.
Don't be silly, Hop Pop.
All we need is a distraction.
[Polly] Hey, isn't that one
of those alarmy thingies?
Hop Pop, think you can make
a high-pitched sirenesque screech?
-[knuckles crack]
-My time has come.
[high-pitched beeping]
Aw, nuts! Everybody out! There's a fire!
But I'm still waiting for my order.
The shawarma's good,
but is it worth your life, Karen?
My name's Emily, but point taken.
-[beeping continues]
-[all screaming]
Now, kids!
-Whup!
-Ow!
[yowling]
Hey, Domino, have some yarn.
[purrs, meows]
-[meows]
-[screams]
[screaming]
-Gotcha!
-[yowls]
[all] Whoo-hoo!
[siren wailing]
Time to go, frogs. Come on!
Thanks for bailing us out, Mr. B.
Yeah. You're a real lifesaver.
Don't mention it.
I'll drop you three off
on my way back to the restaurant.
Oh! Once again, we inconvenience you.
How you must resent us freeloaders.
-What? Freeloaders?
-[screeches]
You three took my daughter into your home
when she needed it most.
You kept her fed and safe for five months
just out of the kindness of your heart.
You will never owe us anything.
Ever.
Wow, I… [sniffles]
…don't know what to say.
Thank you.
Are you kidding? Thank you.
[tires screech]
Anne, you're back!
Everything went great with Domino.
[slurring] You guys are everywhere. Okay?
Eh?
Eight cavities
and a whole lot of cricket legs.
Ooh! Cricket legs? Did you save us any?
Listen, Domino is not just a cat.
She's the alpha and omega.
An interdimensional being
beyond all time and space.
-W-What's that now?
-Do me next! Do me next!
Hey. Do you guys actually wanna
keep her occupied for a bit?
Because that'd be super helpful.
Thanks!
Okay. Can you let go of my face?
Never. We are one.
[purring]
[theme song playing]
[Anne laughs]
[Hop Pop] Whoo-hoo! Baby ♪
-[Sprig vocalizes]
-[Hop Pop] Whoa!
-[Polly screams]
-[Anne] Baby ♪
[Sprig vocalizes] Wait, wait, what?
[Anne] Ba-ba-ba-baby ♪
[music ends]