Austin and Ally s03e03 Episode Script

Guys, guys, get up! Come on, we're gonna be late for the ceremony! What? Hurry! - Austin, you can't be late today.
- Come on! This is a big deal! The American Parent Association is giving you a teen role model award.
Yeah, and role models are always on time.
Let's go! - Dez, hurry up! We're gonna be late! - Oh no, no, we're not.
I changed the time on the clocks so there would be no way we'd oversleep.
What? Wait, so it's not 10:00? Nope, it's 4:00 A.
M.
You're welcome.
Great! Now I'm wide awake.
There's no way I'll get back to sleep now.
Yeah, me either.
We may as well have breakfast.
Pbbt! I can't believe last night was the final show of your tour.
Yeah, I'm kinda sad.
My first tour is over.
It's been fun traveling around.
We've been to 23 different states.
here in Washington, D.
C.
I don't.
It's not a state.
Nobody likes a know-it-all, Ally.
Look, I bought a headband in every single city so I wouldn't forget a thing.
Remember Vegas? Oh, nice! I did the same thing, only I got T-shirts in every city.
But they're all just plain white.
How do you know the difference? Aw! And, Ally, I have a surprise for you.
Since you weren't with us for most of the tour, I've collected tea cups from every city for you.
Thanks, Trish.
I love them.
Pretty, but useless.
I bought a souvenir bowling ball at every stop.
Pretty and useful.
Oh man! Ally, your teacup scratched my bowling ball.
Oh! When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under.
You're my point, you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together on every billboard.
We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!" And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
It's no fun when you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
That was awesome.
- That was a really nice ceremony.
- Woo! Yeah.
Who knew that being a teen role model would score me an actual gold medal? Oh, I'm sure it's not a real gold medal.
Probably just chocolate covered with gold foil.
Ow.
Okay.
It's real.
What's with the negative energy, Dez? Are you jealous of Austin's award? Pfft! Course not.
It's just some stupid gold medal.
But can I have it?! I've never won a medal before.
Sorry, bud, but this is going on my trophy shelf.
Right next to my empty spot for my first record of the year award.
Got a lot of empty spots on my trophy shelf too Because I've never won anything.
Now give it to me! Trish.
You've been checking your phone all morning.
What's up? I'm working on something super exciting for tonight.
I want it to be a big surprise, so I'm not gonna say another word.
Cool.
I love surprises.
Okay, it involves Austin performing! For a really famous person at a once-in-lifetime event! Way to not say another word.
Well, Ally was badgering me.
So who's the famous person? What's the special event? What part of "I want it to be a big surprise" didn't you understand? So, what do we wanna do on our last day in D.
C.
? Funny you should ask.
I've put together an itinerary of really fun things to do.
Pfft! That fact that you used the word "itinerary" already means it's not gonna be fun.
But it will be.
I found a slew of exciting options! The I.
R.
S.
headquarters, the National Archives And get this John Philip Sousa's birth house.
This is why we never let you pick.
- I want to go shopping.
- I want to go to a water park.
Okay, fine, we'll compromise.
We'll go to the Smithsonian museum.
How is a museum a compromise? Because they have lots of movie memorabilia for you guys.
And the most comprehensive collection of First Lady bobble heads, for cool kids like me and Trish.
Wait till you see this.
In 1913, Ford invented the moving assembly line and introduced it at his Detroit plant.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Actually, modern scholars don't believe Ford invented the assembly line.
It was four of his employees.
Ooh! Well, did you think this was audience participation time? It's not.
Ooh! And I will continue the tour if that's okay with Mrs.
Know-It-All.
Since I'm a single female, technically, I'm a Ms.
Know-It-All.
- Ooh - Ah! Since you are so well informed, maybe you should be the one giving the tours, hmm? I'm going on break.
Well, I hope you don't break anything on your break.
Ooh! Nothing? Nobody? With the Pony Express, it took 10 days to get from Missouri to California.
Pony Express? More like turtle express.
Am I right? And that corny joke concludes our tour.
I'll take your money now.
Exact change is appreciated.
I can't believe people are paying us money for this tour.
Oh, no one's paying you anything.
Wait, it's too quiet.
Where's Dez? Over by that antique stuff.
And you left him there alone?! - Dez! - What? I didn't touch anything.
I couldn't.
Trish handcuffed my hands to my pants.
Don't make me regret taking these off.
Guys, you've got to check out the movie exhibits! There's tons of cool stuff! Whoa! That's Michael Jackson's jacket! Hee-hee! And those are the boxing gloves from the "Rocky" movies.
"Yo, Adrian! We did it!" Austin, you're not supposed to be touching stuff.
Hold the ketchup.
Are those the original silver shoes from "the Wizard Of Oz"? Yeah, what gives? I thought they were supposed to be ruby colored.
In the movie.
Real fans know that in the book and the play they were silver.
Ooh! I'm gonna add that on my next museum tour.
Cool! You put on Dorothy's shoes and the Wicked Witch's socks.
- The socks are mine.
- Wow.
You wear some crazy clothes.
Austin, you need to take those shoes off.
- Why? You think I'm gonna ruin 'em? - No, I wanna try 'em on.
- Uh-oh, they're stuck.
- Your feet must've swelled.
Or the shoe must've shrunk.
Either way, this is bad.
We are gonna get in so much trouble.
This is why we don't touch stuff, young man.
Exactly! You, Sir, are no role model.
Ha! So what are we gonna do? Well, first things first, we have to find you a sparkly dress to go with those shoes.
Because this is a fashion don't.
Don't! Stop it! - Sorry.
- Sorry sorry sorry sorry.
Guys! Oh.
Sorry sorry.
Sorry sorry sorry.
We have to get these shoes off before we get busted.
Yeah, people will think you're a thief.
Yeah, you can't have that kind of bad publicity.
How about we cut the shoes off? Dez, no.
We can't damage the shoes.
They're the only pair in the world.
They must be worth, like, a million dollars.
Is it me, or do they just keep getting prettier and prettier? Guys, what are we gonna do? Well, if we can't cut the shoes off, there's only one option left.
Austin, we're cutting off your feet.
- Stay away from me.
- Okay, Dez.
- Calm down, it'll be fine.
- Austin.
Dez, Dez, Dez.
We can't cut his feet off.
We'll get blood all over the shoes and they'll be worthless.
- Ah! - And I'll have no feet! Well, yeah, that too.
What if we all try to pull them off together? - Okay.
- It'd be easier if we cut off his feet.
- Okay.
- One, two Three! Whoa! - Hey! Get the horse! Pick up the horse.
- No no no! Okay okay.
Come on, buddy.
Oh, look, there's a head.
There's a head.
Take the head.
Ah! There's ahead! Guys, guys, take - Whoa whoa whoa.
Move! - Go go! Okay.
Come on, help me here.
Help me here.
Help me here.
- Buddy.
- Whoa! - We're done.
We're good.
We're good.
- What's going on here? I didn't hear anybody crash into the exhibit.
What exhibit? What happened to the Pony Express? Uh, the Curator just replaced it With this new exhibit.
About the legend of the horse-headed Cowboy.
Who? Um, are you telling me you've never heard of Henry horse-head? Hmm because that's something else I know that you don't.
Of course I know all about the With, uh Please don't tell my boss.
Henry! Oh! Well, we've gotta do something before someone notices the shoes are missing.
Let's not panic.
If someone noticed the shoes were missing, we'd be hearing an alarm right now.
Like that one.
- Uh - Maybe it's not about the shoes.
The silver shoes from "the Wizard Of Oz" have been stolen! I repeat; The silver shoes have been stolen! Okay, time for Plan Z.
We'll slather Austin's feet with butter from this colonial butter churner.
That thing is 200 years old.
There's no way there's gonna be butter in there.
Hey, look at that.
Trust me.
This is gonna work.
See? My fingers are in.
- Uh-oh! My fingers are stuck! - Seriously? Get 'em out! Somebody do something! Don't worry.
You'll still have about six or seven fingers left.
Ah.
Mmm.
Anyone know where I can find a 200-year-old bagel? The shoes are still stuck.
I give up.
I'm gonna go back out there and confess.
Just tell the museum officials it was just an innocent mistake.
I'm sure they'll totally understand.
We totally do not understand why anyone would steal the shoes.
But whoever did it! We will hunt them down and show them no mercy, just like Henry horse-head.
Well, we can't confess now there's police and reporters.
Well, at least no one thinks it's us.
Hey! - Uh - Oh! I saw you guys near the movie exhibits.
Maybe you stole the shoes.
How dare you accuse us? This is Austin Moon, teen role model of the year.
Yeah, they don't give medals like these to people who steal stuff.
- Dez, I need my medal.
- What medal? I wasn't accusing you.
I was just wondering if you saw anyone suspicious.
Uh, the only person we saw - Was you.
- Ooh.
Of course.
I mean, I'm not a suspect.
That's crazy.
By the way, the museum is offering a big reward to whoever helps us find the silver shoe stealer.
Wow, that is hard to say.
Exactly how big of a reward? Trish! What if we glue the shoes to the ground and tie Austin to the back of the tour bus and Next idea.
Well, think fast, because it's all over the Internet that someone stole the shoes.
Yeah, look at the comments.
"Whoever stole the shoes doesn't deserve a medal".
And should give it to his best friend instead".
Says Dez in Miami.
What? Must be another Dez in Miami.
But he does make a good point.
Maybe we should leave right now and head home.
We'll find someone there to remove the shoes then mail them back to the museum anonymously.
Good idea let's get out of here.
Ooh! Shh! Shh! This is important.
Hello, this is Trish De La Rosa, superstar manager to the stars.
Really? Oh! Really? Oh, fantabulous! See you soon.
- What's with the "really? Really?" - And the "fantabulous"? And the Remember that huge surprise I've been working on? Well, Austin is going to be playing a very special V.
I.
P.
show tonight.
Buy I can't.
We have to leave town before anyone sees me in these shoes.
You don't have a choice.
This concert's for the President of The United States! - The President? - Are you serious? The leader of the free world wants to see me perform? Yes.
He's a big fan of yours because you're such a positive role model for young people.
Wait.
What are we gonna do about the shoes?! Calm down! Don't freak out! Just to be clear, we are talking about the President of these here United States? Yes.
Okay.
Now we can freak out.
I'll go first.
The concert for the President is an hour.
We'll never get those shoes off in time.
I can't cancel on the President.
Is that even legal? Well, you can't perform like that.
The entire planet is looking for the silver shoe stealer.
Man, that is hard to say.
Silver shoe stealer.
- Silver shilver - Shilver silver s Guys, focus! Someone tell me they've got a great idea.
I've got a great idea! Okay, let me rephrase that.
Someone actually have a great idea and then tell me they've got a great idea.
Oh.
Wait.
I think I have a great idea.
- You do? - Oh yeah.
It's so good, people are never gonna know Austin was the stilver shoe stealer.
Thought I had it.
- Silver shoe stealer.
- Shiver shilver shoe stealer.
- Shiver slew silver shoe stealer.
- Silver shoe Look at him.
He looks so Presidential.
Fingers crossed this works.
Fingers, toes, arms, legs and eyes.
Some of the greatest singers in the world have performed for the President.
Those are some really big shoes to fill.
So I thought I'd wear some really big shoes.
Don't look down, down, down, down.
Don't look down, down, down, down.
Don't look down, down, down, down Shoe! Shoe! - Oh! - I'm all right! I'm all right! No, it's okay.
It's okay.
He's okay.
Is that one of the missing shoes from the museum? Yes, Mr.
President, it is.
And here's the other one.
I was goofing around and tried them on and When they got stuck on my feet, I didn't know what to do.
I'm really sorry.
Now this is very serious matter.
I know and I deserve to be punished.
I guess I should give back my medal, because I'm a terrible role model.
Everyone makes mistakes but it takes a real role model to admit it.
And accept responsibility.
Austin, you're a good kid.
So as President of these here United States I hereby pardon you from any punishment.
Wow! Thank you, Mr.
President.
Thank me with a great show once we get those shoes off.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Uh, Sir? While you're passing out pardons Someone may have slightly scratched your limo while trying to take a picture of themselves in the back seat.
Then someone's gonna have to pay for that.
Oh! Too bad I didn't get a good look at that someone.
I'm walking on a thin line.
And my hands are tied.
Got nowhere to hide.
I'm standing at a crossroads.
Don't know where to go.
Feeling so exposed.
Yeah, I'm caught in between.
Where I'm going and where I've been.
But know there's no turning back.
But know there's no turning back.
Yeah! Yeah! It's like I'm balanced on the edge.
It's like I'm hanging by a thread.
But I'm so gonna push ahead.
So I tell myself.
Yeah, I tell myself.
Don't look down, down, down, down.
Don't look down, down, down, down.
Don't look down, down, down, down.
Don't look down, down, down, down.
It'd be so easy, just to run.
It'd be so easy, to just give up.
No turning back.
It's like I'm balanced on the edge.
It's like I'm hanging by a thread.
But I'm so gonna push ahead.
So I tell myself, yeah, I tell myself.
Don't look down, down, down, down.
Don't look down, down, down, down.
Don't look down, down, down, down.
Don't look down, down, down, down.
Austin, I just wanna thank you again for a wonderful show.
I even saw the Speaker of the House doing the funky chicken.
Yeah, I saw that too, Sir.
Wish I hadn't.
Now, Dez, I wanna talk to you for a moment.
Me, Sir? - What did I do? - Oh, don't play dumb.
The President probably figured out you're the one who scratched his limo.
Trish, I know it was you.
You'll never catch me.
Dez, I wanna thank you for saving me from that giant flying sneaker.
And for that act of bravery, I present you with this medal.
Too nice.
Least expensive Ah, That will do! It was an honor, Sir.
Yes! I finally got a medal! Oh! - No.
Please let me go.
- Oh, okay.
Now I'm off to see the new exhibit about Henry, the horse-headed Cowboy.
Oh, you know that's just a myth, Mr.
President.
Uh, Ally, nobody likes a know-it-all.