Erky Perky (2006) s03e03 Episode Script
Bug Eater
1
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(laughing)
- Oh come on Perky, it's easy!
You just can't let the
ball hit the ground.
- I'm not worried about it
hitting the ground, Erky.
I'm worried about it hitting me!
- Stand back and
watch the master.
(upbeat music)
Now you try, Perky.
- But Erky, I never said I'd--
(laughs)
Oh.
Say okay.
(groans)
Hm.
- Ooh.
(laughs)
- There, see Perky, you've
got no self control!
- But when you, I didn't, oh.
Oh, there you are.
(growls)
Hello.
Oh, you want to play?
That's nice.
(gulps)
Erky!
- I think you've forgotten
something, Perky.
It's called the ball.
- Erky, it was a--
- You didn't eat
it did ya Perky?
- No, but it
- Okay, let's play!
- Your turn, Perky.
- But but but but--
- You lost the last
ball, now make it up
by getting this one.
(sighs)
(ominous music)
(gasps)
- Perky, you just imagined it.
It never happened.
(growling)
Phew.
(yells)
(chomping)
(gulps)
(gasps)
Erky!
- Where's the ball?
- A giant plant ate it,
and it wanted to eat me too!
- Perky, plants are just plants.
They don't have
feelings nor do they,
like us bugs, have brains.
Well, most of us anyway.
- Come on guys, game on!
- Ooh.
- Oh no.
- Come on Perky,
it's our last ball.
- But Erky, it's got huge teeth
and it just keeps getting
bigger and bigger!
- Do you want everyone to
think you're scared of a plant?
- Yes!
Because I am!
We all should be!
- All right that's
enough of your nonsense!
Let's go and see
this scary plant.
- Ooh, really scary!
(laughs)
- You see, it's just a plant.
- Don't get too close, guys.
It bites!
- Okay Perky, give us the balls.
- Careful, you'll
wake the monster.
- It's no monster!
- You ruined our game!
- Give us the balls!
- Enough!
- Enough!
You ruined our game!
(yawns)
- That's enough beauty sleep.
Cecil, has it worked?
- Oh yes Margaret,
it's worked miracles.
- Miracles?
Do you think my face
needs a miracle?
- Yeah I mean
(shouting)
- What is all that noise?
I will not have
shouting in kitchen!
- Perky!
- Perky, the ball!
- Perky, give them
what they want
so I can go back to sleep!
- But I can't, Margaret!
That evil plant ate the balls!
- Ridiculous!
- Yes, how could that silly
looking plant possibly even
(screaming)
(gulps, belches)
(gasps)
(chomping)
- My precious Cecil!
My poor Cecil.
Why didn't you warn
us it was dangerous?
- Margaret I--
- Enough excuses.
I won't have something big and
horrible terrorizing kitchen!
- Oh no, we couldn't
have that now could we?
- Get rid of it or
I'll get rid of you!
(sniffles)
Cecil.
(sniffling)
- Erky, how are we gonna
get rid of that thing?
It's huge!
- Yes, huge, ravenous, and
with razor sharp teeth.
But it lacks one thing
we have in abundance.
(growling)
- Spots Erky?
- No Perky, courage!
(roars)
(yelling)
And of course the
ability to stay
perfectly relaxed upside down.
- Yeah.
- Hi Perky.
- Hi Sajuica.
- Ready for operation
lasso, Erky.
- Okay Sajuica we
are A-okay to go.
- Are you sure your
plan is foolproof Erky?
- Of course, that's
why I brought along
a few fools to prove it.
(grunts)
- Okay!
- Remember, on the
count of three.
- Three!
- Not yet!
(grunting)
(roars)
(yelling)
Well you know what
they say, Perky.
If at first you don't succeed--
- Um, blame the other guy?
- No, improvise.
- Erky, are you
sure this will work?
- My razor sharp battering ram?
That plant will never
know what hit it, charge!
(grunting)
(roars)
(yelling)
(ominous music)
You and your ridiculous
plans, Perky.
- Erky it was your
- My my.
Temper, temper!
- You two are
completely useless!
- Well it's true,
I'm not quite ready
to declare victory but--
- The only way we're
going to beat that plant
is if we work
together as a team!
- Well I guess there's a
first time for everything.
- Oh, all right.
- You see Margaret, we
put some bait in here
to distract the plant so we can
sneak up behind
it and destroy it!
- You've forgotten one thing.
Who's the bait?
- Well that of course
will be decided
by a completely fair and
utterly exhaustive process.
- Who?
(giggles nervously)
Because it always seems
that the one who ends up
with the dangerous job is
me!
Erky, if I don't make it--
- I can have your bed?
It's more comfortable than mine.
- Well, yes but I
just want you to know
you're the best friend
that anyone could
- Oh come on Perky, save the
victory speech for later.
- But how do I steer this thing?
- Oh you'll get the hang of it.
- Whoa!
(roars, yells)
Erky, help!
(yelling)
(grunting)
(yells)
Erky!
(sniffs)
(roars)
- Tasty.
(screaming)
Uh-oh.
(groans)
- Oh!
My little hero!
(triumphant music)
(gasping)
- I know what
you're all thinking,
Erky saves the day again.
- Don't forget, Perky
risked his life.
- Risked his life?
There was no risk.
- Are you sure?
- Have I ever been wrong Perky?
- Well.
(upbeat music)
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now, just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(laughing)
- Oh come on Perky, it's easy!
You just can't let the
ball hit the ground.
- I'm not worried about it
hitting the ground, Erky.
I'm worried about it hitting me!
- Stand back and
watch the master.
(upbeat music)
Now you try, Perky.
- But Erky, I never said I'd--
(laughs)
Oh.
Say okay.
(groans)
Hm.
- Ooh.
(laughs)
- There, see Perky, you've
got no self control!
- But when you, I didn't, oh.
Oh, there you are.
(growls)
Hello.
Oh, you want to play?
That's nice.
(gulps)
Erky!
- I think you've forgotten
something, Perky.
It's called the ball.
- Erky, it was a--
- You didn't eat
it did ya Perky?
- No, but it
- Okay, let's play!
- Your turn, Perky.
- But but but but--
- You lost the last
ball, now make it up
by getting this one.
(sighs)
(ominous music)
(gasps)
- Perky, you just imagined it.
It never happened.
(growling)
Phew.
(yells)
(chomping)
(gulps)
(gasps)
Erky!
- Where's the ball?
- A giant plant ate it,
and it wanted to eat me too!
- Perky, plants are just plants.
They don't have
feelings nor do they,
like us bugs, have brains.
Well, most of us anyway.
- Come on guys, game on!
- Ooh.
- Oh no.
- Come on Perky,
it's our last ball.
- But Erky, it's got huge teeth
and it just keeps getting
bigger and bigger!
- Do you want everyone to
think you're scared of a plant?
- Yes!
Because I am!
We all should be!
- All right that's
enough of your nonsense!
Let's go and see
this scary plant.
- Ooh, really scary!
(laughs)
- You see, it's just a plant.
- Don't get too close, guys.
It bites!
- Okay Perky, give us the balls.
- Careful, you'll
wake the monster.
- It's no monster!
- You ruined our game!
- Give us the balls!
- Enough!
- Enough!
You ruined our game!
(yawns)
- That's enough beauty sleep.
Cecil, has it worked?
- Oh yes Margaret,
it's worked miracles.
- Miracles?
Do you think my face
needs a miracle?
- Yeah I mean
(shouting)
- What is all that noise?
I will not have
shouting in kitchen!
- Perky!
- Perky, the ball!
- Perky, give them
what they want
so I can go back to sleep!
- But I can't, Margaret!
That evil plant ate the balls!
- Ridiculous!
- Yes, how could that silly
looking plant possibly even
(screaming)
(gulps, belches)
(gasps)
(chomping)
- My precious Cecil!
My poor Cecil.
Why didn't you warn
us it was dangerous?
- Margaret I--
- Enough excuses.
I won't have something big and
horrible terrorizing kitchen!
- Oh no, we couldn't
have that now could we?
- Get rid of it or
I'll get rid of you!
(sniffles)
Cecil.
(sniffling)
- Erky, how are we gonna
get rid of that thing?
It's huge!
- Yes, huge, ravenous, and
with razor sharp teeth.
But it lacks one thing
we have in abundance.
(growling)
- Spots Erky?
- No Perky, courage!
(roars)
(yelling)
And of course the
ability to stay
perfectly relaxed upside down.
- Yeah.
- Hi Perky.
- Hi Sajuica.
- Ready for operation
lasso, Erky.
- Okay Sajuica we
are A-okay to go.
- Are you sure your
plan is foolproof Erky?
- Of course, that's
why I brought along
a few fools to prove it.
(grunts)
- Okay!
- Remember, on the
count of three.
- Three!
- Not yet!
(grunting)
(roars)
(yelling)
Well you know what
they say, Perky.
If at first you don't succeed--
- Um, blame the other guy?
- No, improvise.
- Erky, are you
sure this will work?
- My razor sharp battering ram?
That plant will never
know what hit it, charge!
(grunting)
(roars)
(yelling)
(ominous music)
You and your ridiculous
plans, Perky.
- Erky it was your
- My my.
Temper, temper!
- You two are
completely useless!
- Well it's true,
I'm not quite ready
to declare victory but--
- The only way we're
going to beat that plant
is if we work
together as a team!
- Well I guess there's a
first time for everything.
- Oh, all right.
- You see Margaret, we
put some bait in here
to distract the plant so we can
sneak up behind
it and destroy it!
- You've forgotten one thing.
Who's the bait?
- Well that of course
will be decided
by a completely fair and
utterly exhaustive process.
- Who?
(giggles nervously)
Because it always seems
that the one who ends up
with the dangerous job is
me!
Erky, if I don't make it--
- I can have your bed?
It's more comfortable than mine.
- Well, yes but I
just want you to know
you're the best friend
that anyone could
- Oh come on Perky, save the
victory speech for later.
- But how do I steer this thing?
- Oh you'll get the hang of it.
- Whoa!
(roars, yells)
Erky, help!
(yelling)
(grunting)
(yells)
Erky!
(sniffs)
(roars)
- Tasty.
(screaming)
Uh-oh.
(groans)
- Oh!
My little hero!
(triumphant music)
(gasping)
- I know what
you're all thinking,
Erky saves the day again.
- Don't forget, Perky
risked his life.
- Risked his life?
There was no risk.
- Are you sure?
- Have I ever been wrong Perky?
- Well.
(upbeat music)