Phineas and Ferb s03e03 Episode Script

by ashirogi27 Today, on the Uncovery Channel, we'll talk about the fastest land animal in the world.
Possessed of incredible speed, the cheetah can outrun almost anything alive.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna build fast shoes, so we can run like a cheetah! And I don't care.
Because today, I'm going to Jeremy's family picnic in the park.
I will be spending the whole day with my boyfriend and his extended family.
And they are all going to love me, because today, I am a composed Candace.
Confident, cool, and relaxed.
Candace Stop judging me! Ready to head to the library? Huh? You volunteered to read to the kids' book club today, while I help reorganize cookbooks.
Oh, I forgot all about that! That's so unlike me! I never forget a promise! Hello? Candace! We're about to go on! Where are you?! Candace? Candace? Are you there? Wrong number.
We're leaving in fifteen.
Heh.
Yeah.
I-I've got nothing better to do.
What about that Jeremy thing? Don't you have a catchphrase to say or something? What is she talking about? Hey, have you seen Perry around? 'Cause I haven't.
Good morning, Agent P.
It's come to our attention that Dr.
Doofenshmirtz has missed a few of his mortgage payments.
He must be funneling all that money into something really evil, otherwise, he'd ask his ex-wife for a loan.
She's loaded, you know.
Ka-ching! So, get over there and find out what's going on.
A cheetah's body is built to run at amazing speeds.
By carefully analyzing our own bodies' running mechanics, we can now design and build our very own super shoes.
Based on the pseudoscience of reflexology, these shoes will trigger pressure points in our feet, making us exponentially faster.
I'm double-booked! If you count Stacy, I'm triple-booked! Oh, darn my endlessly giving nature! Woo-hoo! Wha–? Yeah! Hi, Candace! You know, Ferb, with these super shoes on, we can almost be in two places at one time.
Let's go see what these babies can really do.
Two places at once? Candace, ready to head to the library? Uh That's okay, Mom.
I think I'll walk.
Okay.
See you there.
Or maybe I'll run.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Chocolate chip cookie? They're freshly baked.
Get your bids in soon.
We don't expect this place to last long.
Ooh, are those floors original? So just because I miss a few payments, you're selling my building? A-And where am I supposed to get that much money on short notice? I'm sorry, Mr.
Doofschmidt, those are the terms of your loan.
The name is Doofenshmirtz! Like– Like in Doofenshmirtz! Now what? Oh, it's you.
I'm sorry, Perry the Platypus, I'm going to have to take a rain check.
You see, I'm having a bit of a financial crisis and I'm afraid I won't have time for our evil scheme today.
Yep.
Next time we fight, it could be in a cardboard box, 'cause that's where I'll be living.
Can't you see I'm trying to wallow? What? That? Oh, it's a nice picture of Charlene, isn't it? But– I-I don't think I could get much cash for it.
I mean, who wants a picture– Oh, you mean call her and ask her for money? Never! You know what she'll say if I call? She'll say, "I told you so!" And you know why? Because she told me so! She said, "Don't get the gargoyles, Heinz!" But, what does she know? Gargoyles are a good investment.
Name a cheap building with gargoyles.
No way am I asking her for money! I-I-I– I'll just, uh make this place unsellable! Then they'll have to let me stay here no matter how broke I am! Psst! Indian burial ground.
True story.
Wow! These things are great! Much better than those completely unstable prototypes we made earlier.
What a ripoff! These things are– Well, my daughter was supposed to– Oh! Kids, this is Candace.
Good luck.
I'm off to file some cookbooks.
Alright, today's book is Smorky the Giant Rabbit's Family Picnic.
I'm a little fidgety.
Yes? Why is your neck so long? Good question.
You get to be today's first reader.
I'll be right back.
Go on, you'll do great.
Brab farbu gulla brobbidy Lingonberry.
There it is! Oh, please stop! Whoa! Hey, Candace.
You came out of nowhere.
Yeah! Oh! I did! Well, I'm glad you could make it.
Me, too.
Uh Yeah.
Why don't I introduce you around? You know my folks.
Hey, there, darling! Nice to see ya! And, of course, you know Suzy.
Candace.
And I bet you remember the birthday girl.
Of course.
Grandma Hilda, from the– I never liked you.
Hey, guys, those potato sacks aren't gonna race themselves! Let's get the lead out, kiddies! Oh, my gosh! The kids! I'm gonna get you a lemonade refill.
I'll catch up with you in a bit, okay? Okay, but hurry.
The games are the best part of the picnic.
It's working! Falooby blib dingo traloopoo-bul.
Good.
Everything okay, Candace? You know, you really shouldn't have drinks in the library.
Yeah, it's all this reading.
Makes my throat dry.
Oh, that's sweet.
I think I'll watch for a while.
Oh, you don't have to.
"Smorky knew that it was wrong to steal the pie, but it looked so delicious.
He knew his friend had worked hard to make the pie and bake the pie.
How would Smorky's friend feel when he saw the pie was gone? He would feel sad.
He would feel bad.
He might even feel mad.
But Smorky was so hungry.
What could Smorky do? What should Smorky do? What would Smorky do?" I have to go to the bathroom.
Yes! Mom, take her! I think this may be the place we've been looking for! I mean, high ceilings, open floor plan, purple and green? We won't even have to repaint! Oh, I-I am not calling Charlene! Go! Go! Sonic boom! Check sound off the list.
She knocked over the Annabelle shrine.
How rude! Candace! Who's Annabelle? She sort of wandered off about 20 years ago.
We don't really talk about it much.
Annabelle! Wheelbarrows at the ready! Are you sure you wouldn't rather be the legs? You'd be surprised how strong my arms are.
Don't hold back.
I don't think I can.
Hey, we won.
You might want to visit the washroom, honey.
You've got a little something right there.
The washroom! And that's where it goes when you flush.
What an active imagination you have, sweetie! Well, I think I'll leave these adorable little ragamuffins in your capable hands, Candace.
I'm afraid I have to be elsewhere.
Me, too.
(Song: Run, Candace, Run) Run, Candace, run Run, Candace, run Run, Candace, run Faster, faster Run, Candace, run (Run, Candace, run) Run, Candace, run Run, Candace, run (Run, Candace, run) Faster, faster (Run, Candace, run) Run, Candace, run Run, Candace, run (Run, Candace, run) Run, Candace, run Faster, faster Come on girl, gotta move, gotta run Gotta feel the road burning From the heat of the sun On your feet as you flow Through the streets down the hills Passing dogs, passing cars Passing old rock stars You can feel all the power Of the earth as you ride As it pulls as it pushes Up and down side to side You can show they can see There's the proof on your feet You're a blur in the air You've got style, you've got flair (Run, Candace, run) Run, Candace, run Run, Candace, run (Run, Candace, run) Run, Candace, run Run, Candace, run Run, Candace, run (Run, Candace, run) Run, Candace, run (Run, Candace, run) Faster, faster! You're light on your feet You're almost home free Nothing can stop you Look out for that tree Okay, Ferb.
Fire it up! Sorry, Ferb.
The light's just too darn fast.
Oh, honey, look at this.
It's like 1973 in here.
My favorite year! Where did they ever find such rare furnishings? Oh, no no, it's all fake.
It's made out of cardboard.
Cardboard? How wonderfully impermanent! W-W-W-Wait! What about the neighbors? They're really crazy.
Look, I live next door and I've got pants on my head! Uh And, I'm Italian.
See? With neighbors like that, our lives will always be interesting! I can't think of anything that would make this place more attractive.
Non una parola.
I stand corrected! Gargoyles! This is it! This is the place! We'll take it! I'll draw up the papers.
Never! Come on girl, gotta move, gotta run Can't stop! Can't stop! Gotta feel the road burning From the heat of the sun On your feet as you flow Through the streets down the hills Passing dogs, passing cars Passing old rock stars You can feel all the power Of the earth as you ride As it pulls as it pushes Up and down side to side Well, I'm really hoping for a short esca– Whoa! We're gonna check out some other neighborhoods.
Front and center, people! Now before we pass out the awards for the games, let's remember the real reason we're here.
Grandma Hilda's, who would've guessed she'd live this long, 85th birthday! Now, let's have a moment of silence to reflect on all she's meant to us.
(Run, Candace, run) Run, Candace, run Run, Candace, run (Run, Candace, run) Run, Candace, run Run, Candace, run Run, Candace, run (Run, Candace, run) Run, Candace, run (Run, Candace, run) Faster, faster! Can I get down now? That voice.
Can it be? The Johnson eyes.
The Johnson nose.
Is it possible? She's got the birthmark! It's little Annabelle! Nana? Annabelle! Uncle Jack! It's all coming back to me! You were right.
I never should have taken that job hanging anvils.
Candace, you made our family whole again.
Be good to her, Jeremy.
This one's a keeper.
I get to stay forever! I know it's a shame we didn't make that sale.
I get to stay forever! I get to stay for– Now the bank will have no choice but to tear this place down and build a greeting card factory.
What– Ugh! Don't gloat, Perry the Platypus.
It's not becoming.
Hello? Charlene? Yeah You told me so.