The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e03 Episode Script

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
Anais: ALL RIGHT, TEAM, LET'S REHEARSE THIS ONE LAST TIME.
Anais: ALL RIGHT, TEAM, LET'S REHEARSE THIS ONE LAST TIME.
Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
REHEARSE THIS ONE LAST TIME.
Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
I'D LIKE TO START TODAY'S Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
I'D LIKE TO START TODAY'S PRESENTATION BY ASKING YOU ONE I'D LIKE TO START TODAY'S PRESENTATION BY ASKING YOU ONE IMPORTANT QUESTION.
PRESENTATION BY ASKING YOU ONE IMPORTANT QUESTION.
IS YOUR FAMILY HAPPY? IMPORTANT QUESTION.
IS YOUR FAMILY HAPPY? [ Laughing .]
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IS YOUR FAMILY HAPPY? [ Laughing .]
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
[ Laughing .]
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
"SURE, WE'RE PRETTY HAPPY," BUT GONNA SAY.
"SURE, WE'RE PRETTY HAPPY," BUT ASK YOURSELF THIS.
"SURE, WE'RE PRETTY HAPPY," BUT ASK YOURSELF THIS.
"COULD THIS FAMILY BE MORE ASK YOURSELF THIS.
"COULD THIS FAMILY BE MORE HAPPY?" "COULD THIS FAMILY BE MORE HAPPY?" Anais: GOOD.
HAPPY?" Anais: GOOD.
NOW DON'T FORGET TO COMPLIMENT Anais: GOOD.
NOW DON'T FORGET TO COMPLIMENT THE BUYER.
NOW DON'T FORGET TO COMPLIMENT THE BUYER.
Gumball: LOVE YOUR SHOES, BY THE BUYER.
Gumball: LOVE YOUR SHOES, BY THE WAY.
Gumball: LOVE YOUR SHOES, BY THE WAY.
I HAVE THE SAME PAIR MYSELF.
THE WAY.
I HAVE THE SAME PAIR MYSELF.
Anais: DAD DOESN'T WEAR I HAVE THE SAME PAIR MYSELF.
Anais: DAD DOESN'T WEAR SHOES.
Anais: DAD DOESN'T WEAR SHOES.
Gumball: LOVE YOUR FEET, BY SHOES.
Gumball: LOVE YOUR FEET, BY THE WAY.
Gumball: LOVE YOUR FEET, BY THE WAY.
I HAVE THE SAME PAIR MYSELF.
THE WAY.
I HAVE THE SAME PAIR MYSELF.
SO, HOW ARE WE GOING TO TURN I HAVE THE SAME PAIR MYSELF.
SO, HOW ARE WE GOING TO TURN THIS AVERAGELY HAPPY FAMILY INTO SO, HOW ARE WE GOING TO TURN THIS AVERAGELY HAPPY FAMILY INTO THE HAPPIEST FAMILY IN THE THIS AVERAGELY HAPPY FAMILY INTO THE HAPPIEST FAMILY IN THE BUSINESS? THE HAPPIEST FAMILY IN THE BUSINESS? I'LL TELL YOU HOW -- EXPENSIVE! BUSINESS? I'LL TELL YOU HOW -- EXPENSIVE! LET ME PRESENT THE PUPPY I'LL TELL YOU HOW -- EXPENSIVE! LET ME PRESENT THE PUPPY PROJECT! LET ME PRESENT THE PUPPY PROJECT! NOW I'LL PASS YOU ON TO OUR PROJECT! NOW I'LL PASS YOU ON TO OUR FIELD EXPERT.
NOW I'LL PASS YOU ON TO OUR FIELD EXPERT.
Darwin: THANK YOU, GREG.
FIELD EXPERT.
Darwin: THANK YOU, GREG.
I'VE BEEN IN THE PET BUSINESS Darwin: THANK YOU, GREG.
I'VE BEEN IN THE PET BUSINESS FOR A WHILE.
I'VE BEEN IN THE PET BUSINESS FOR A WHILE.
IN FACT, IF YOU CHECK MY RéSUMé, FOR A WHILE.
IN FACT, IF YOU CHECK MY RéSUMé, AS AN EX-ANIMAL COMPANION IN FACT, IF YOU CHECK MY RéSUMé, AS AN EX-ANIMAL COMPANION MYSELF, I POSSESS THE SKILL SET AS AN EX-ANIMAL COMPANION MYSELF, I POSSESS THE SKILL SET TO MANAGE THIS PUPPY PROJECT AND MYSELF, I POSSESS THE SKILL SET TO MANAGE THIS PUPPY PROJECT AND TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL FROM TO MANAGE THIS PUPPY PROJECT AND TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL FROM CANINE NUTRITION TO HYGIENE TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL FROM CANINE NUTRITION TO HYGIENE SUPERVISION AND MAXIMIZATION OF CANINE NUTRITION TO HYGIENE SUPERVISION AND MAXIMIZATION OF OPEN-SPACED AMBULATION.
SUPERVISION AND MAXIMIZATION OF OPEN-SPACED AMBULATION.
Anais: GOOD.
OPEN-SPACED AMBULATION.
Anais: GOOD.
YOU BLIND THE BUYER WITH Anais: GOOD.
YOU BLIND THE BUYER WITH SCIENCE, THEN WE HIT THEM WITH YOU BLIND THE BUYER WITH SCIENCE, THEN WE HIT THEM WITH THE BSELL.
SCIENCE, THEN WE HIT THEM WITH THE BSELL.
HERE'S A GRAPH SHOWING OUR THE BSELL.
HERE'S A GRAPH SHOWING OUR CURRENT HAPPINESS LEVELS.
HERE'S A GRAPH SHOWING OUR CURRENT HAPPINESS LEVELS.
NOT BAD, BUT LET ME SHOW YOU OUR CURRENT HAPPINESS LEVELS.
NOT BAD, BUT LET ME SHOW YOU OUR PROJECTIONS FOR THE NEXT TWO NOT BAD, BUT LET ME SHOW YOU OUR PROJECTIONS FOR THE NEXT TWO QUARTERS.
PROJECTIONS FOR THE NEXT TWO QUARTERS.
AS YOU CAN SEE, THROUGH THE QUARTERS.
AS YOU CAN SEE, THROUGH THE ROOF.
AS YOU CAN SEE, THROUGH THE ROOF.
Gumball: NOW LET'S SEE SOME ROOF.
Gumball: NOW LET'S SEE SOME MOCK-UPS FROM OUR ART Gumball: NOW LET'S SEE SOME MOCK-UPS FROM OUR ART DEPARTMENT.
MOCK-UPS FROM OUR ART DEPARTMENT.
THINK ABOUT IT.
DEPARTMENT.
THINK ABOUT IT.
THIS COULD BE YOU.
THINK ABOUT IT.
THIS COULD BE YOU.
THIS COULD BE US.
THIS COULD BE YOU.
THIS COULD BE US.
Anais: GOOD.
THIS COULD BE US.
Anais: GOOD.
NOW GO AGGRESSIVE AND SEAL THE Anais: GOOD.
NOW GO AGGRESSIVE AND SEAL THE DEAL.
NOW GO AGGRESSIVE AND SEAL THE DEAL.
All: PLEASE CAN WE GET A DEAL.
All: PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY?! All: PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY?! PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY?! PUPPY?! PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY?! PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY?! PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY?! PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY?! Anais: ALL RIGHT, LET'S PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY?! Anais: ALL RIGHT, LET'S PESTER THIS MAN UNTIL HE BEGS Anais: ALL RIGHT, LET'S PESTER THIS MAN UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY, THEN PESTER SOME PESTER THIS MAN UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY, THEN PESTER SOME MORE.
FOR MERCY, THEN PESTER SOME MORE.
[ ZIP! .]
MORE.
[ ZIP! .]
[ ALL INHALE DEEPLY .]
[ ZIP! .]
[ ALL INHALE DEEPLY .]
Gumball: WHAT THE POP?! [ ALL INHALE DEEPLY .]
Gumball: WHAT THE POP?! HE VANISHED! Gumball: WHAT THE POP?! HE VANISHED! Dad: SO, I SAW THIS HE VANISHED! Dad: SO, I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL ON TV YESTERDAY FOR Dad: SO, I SAW THIS COMMERCIAL ON TV YESTERDAY FOR WASHING POWDER, AND I WONDERED COMMERCIAL ON TV YESTERDAY FOR WASHING POWDER, AND I WONDERED HOW MUCH YOU'D NEED TO CLEAN A WASHING POWDER, AND I WONDERED HOW MUCH YOU'D NEED TO CLEAN A MONKEY, THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW HOW MUCH YOU'D NEED TO CLEAN A MONKEY, THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW CUTE MONKEYS WERE WITH THEIR MONKEY, THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW CUTE MONKEYS WERE WITH THEIR FURRY, LITTLE FACES, THEN I CUTE MONKEYS WERE WITH THEIR FURRY, LITTLE FACES, THEN I THOUGHT THAT PUPPIES WERE EVEN FURRY, LITTLE FACES, THEN I THOUGHT THAT PUPPIES WERE EVEN CUTER THAN DOGS -- AND THAT'S THOUGHT THAT PUPPIES WERE EVEN CUTER THAN DOGS -- AND THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT A SANDWICH.
CUTER THAN DOGS -- AND THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT A SANDWICH.
[ MUNCHES .]
WHY I BOUGHT A SANDWICH.
[ MUNCHES .]
Gumball: WHAT? [ MUNCHES .]
Gumball: WHAT? WHAT'S IN THE BOX THEN? Gumball: WHAT? WHAT'S IN THE BOX THEN? Dad: A PUPPY.
WHAT'S IN THE BOX THEN? Dad: A PUPPY.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS WANTED, Dad: A PUPPY.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS WANTED, WASN'T IT? THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS WANTED, WASN'T IT? [ MUNCHES .]
WASN'T IT? [ MUNCHES .]
[ ALL SCREAM .]
[ MUNCHES .]
[ ALL SCREAM .]
[ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ ALL SCREAM .]
[ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Anais: UGH, WHAT IS THAT? [ ALL BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Anais: UGH, WHAT IS THAT? IT LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY, GREEN Anais: UGH, WHAT IS THAT? IT LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY, GREEN HAT.
IT LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY, GREEN HAT.
Gumball: NAH, IT'S MORE LIKE HAT.
Gumball: NAH, IT'S MORE LIKE A VERY MEAN OLD MAN CARRYING A Gumball: NAH, IT'S MORE LIKE A VERY MEAN OLD MAN CARRYING A SAD HOUSE ON HIS BACK.
A VERY MEAN OLD MAN CARRYING A SAD HOUSE ON HIS BACK.
Darwin: YEAH, OR LIKE AN EVIL SAD HOUSE ON HIS BACK.
Darwin: YEAH, OR LIKE AN EVIL WIENER POKING OUT OF A RAVIOLI.
Darwin: YEAH, OR LIKE AN EVIL WIENER POKING OUT OF A RAVIOLI.
[ CREATURE HISSES .]
WIENER POKING OUT OF A RAVIOLI.
[ CREATURE HISSES .]
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
[ CREATURE HISSES .]
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
Mom: PLEASE TELL ME THAT [ DOOR CLOSES .]
Mom: PLEASE TELL ME THAT ISN'T A PUPPY.
Mom: PLEASE TELL ME THAT ISN'T A PUPPY.
Anais: IT DEFINITELY ISN'T A ISN'T A PUPPY.
Anais: IT DEFINITELY ISN'T A PUPPY.
Anais: IT DEFINITELY ISN'T A PUPPY.
Mom: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE PUPPY.
Mom: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS, RICHARD! Mom: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS, RICHARD! A PET IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, DONE THIS, RICHARD! A PET IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK A PET IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK AFTER A -- UGH, WHAT ON EARTH IS AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK AFTER A -- UGH, WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT? AFTER A -- UGH, WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT? Dad: IT'S A LABRADOODLE.
THAT? Dad: IT'S A LABRADOODLE.
[ CREATURE HISSES .]
Dad: IT'S A LABRADOODLE.
[ CREATURE HISSES .]
IT'S A LABRA-TURTLE.
[ CREATURE HISSES .]
IT'S A LABRA-TURTLE.
Mom: IF YOU KIDS WANTED A IT'S A LABRA-TURTLE.
Mom: IF YOU KIDS WANTED A TURTLE -- Mom: IF YOU KIDS WANTED A TURTLE -- Anais: WE DIDN'T WANT A TURTLE -- Anais: WE DIDN'T WANT A TURTLE.
Anais: WE DIDN'T WANT A TURTLE.
Mom: WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE TURTLE.
Mom: WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE MAKING Mom: WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE MAKING YOUR DAD BUY ONE.
THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE MAKING YOUR DAD BUY ONE.
Gumball: BUT WE DIDN'T! YOUR DAD BUY ONE.
Gumball: BUT WE DIDN'T! Mom: AND YOU'D BETTER TAKE Gumball: BUT WE DIDN'T! Mom: AND YOU'D BETTER TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT 'CAUSE THAT Mom: AND YOU'D BETTER TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT 'CAUSE THAT LITTLE GUY IS YOUR GOOD CARE OF IT 'CAUSE THAT LITTLE GUY IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY -- FOR AS LONG AS LITTLE GUY IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY -- FOR AS LONG AS HE LIVES! RESPONSIBILITY -- FOR AS LONG AS HE LIVES! [ CREATURE HISSING, SNAPS .]
HE LIVES! [ CREATURE HISSING, SNAPS .]
Darwin: LOOK, I AGREE HE'S [ CREATURE HISSING, SNAPS .]
Darwin: LOOK, I AGREE HE'S KIND OF MEGA-GROSS, COLD, WET, Darwin: LOOK, I AGREE HE'S KIND OF MEGA-GROSS, COLD, WET, SMELLS LIKE A BELLY BUTTON, AND KIND OF MEGA-GROSS, COLD, WET, SMELLS LIKE A BELLY BUTTON, AND HAS THE BEADY EYES OF A SMELLS LIKE A BELLY BUTTON, AND HAS THE BEADY EYES OF A VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY, BUT HE'S HAS THE BEADY EYES OF A VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY, BUT HE'S PART OF THE FAMILY NOW, SO WE'RE VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY, BUT HE'S PART OF THE FAMILY NOW, SO WE'RE GONNA LOVE HIM LIKE A WATTERSON.
PART OF THE FAMILY NOW, SO WE'RE GONNA LOVE HIM LIKE A WATTERSON.
Gumball: OKAY, WHERE DO WE GONNA LOVE HIM LIKE A WATTERSON.
Gumball: OKAY, WHERE DO WE START? Gumball: OKAY, WHERE DO WE START? Anais: WELL, THE BEST WAY TO START? Anais: WELL, THE BEST WAY TO MAKE A BOND WITH A NEW PET IS Anais: WELL, THE BEST WAY TO MAKE A BOND WITH A NEW PET IS PHYSICAL CONTACT.
MAKE A BOND WITH A NEW PET IS PHYSICAL CONTACT.
Gumball: AWW, COME HERE, PHYSICAL CONTACT.
Gumball: AWW, COME HERE, LITTLE GUY! Gumball: AWW, COME HERE, LITTLE GUY! [ COOS .]
LITTLE GUY! [ COOS .]
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
[ COOS .]
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
UH, MAYBE NOT.
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
UH, MAYBE NOT.
Darwin: DUDE, DON'T LET YOUR UH, MAYBE NOT.
Darwin: DUDE, DON'T LET YOUR FEAR PREVENT YOU FROM HAVING A Darwin: DUDE, DON'T LET YOUR FEAR PREVENT YOU FROM HAVING A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP! FEAR PREVENT YOU FROM HAVING A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP! Gumball: I'M NOT SCARED.
BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP! Gumball: I'M NOT SCARED.
I JUST DON'T THINK HE LIKES ME.
Gumball: I'M NOT SCARED.
I JUST DON'T THINK HE LIKES ME.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
I JUST DON'T THINK HE LIKES ME.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
Gumball: REALLY? Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
Gumball: REALLY? THE "I FEEL SORRY THAT YOU CAN'T Gumball: REALLY? THE "I FEEL SORRY THAT YOU CAN'T FEEL LOVE" FACE? THE "I FEEL SORRY THAT YOU CAN'T FEEL LOVE" FACE? FINE, I'LL TOUCH HIM.
FEEL LOVE" FACE? FINE, I'LL TOUCH HIM.
UGH! FINE, I'LL TOUCH HIM.
UGH! Anais: OH, COME ON, THAT'S UGH! Anais: OH, COME ON, THAT'S NOT PETTING! Anais: OH, COME ON, THAT'S NOT PETTING! HE CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ON HIS NOT PETTING! HE CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ON HIS SHELL! HE CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ON HIS SHELL! Gumball: ALL RIGHT, FINE.
SHELL! Gumball: ALL RIGHT, FINE.
[ WHIMPERING .]
Gumball: ALL RIGHT, FINE.
[ WHIMPERING .]
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
[ WHIMPERING .]
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
WHAT THE [CRIES.]
OH, OKAY! [ CREATURE HISSING .]
WHAT THE [CRIES.]
OH, OKAY! [ CREATURE CONTINUES HISSING .]
WHAT THE [CRIES.]
OH, OKAY! [ CREATURE CONTINUES HISSING .]
THERE, THERE.
[ CREATURE CONTINUES HISSING .]
THERE, THERE.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
THERE, THERE.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
GOOD BOY.
[ SIGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
GOOD BOY.
[ SIGHS .]
HAPPY NOW? GOOD BOY.
[ SIGHS .]
HAPPY NOW? [ CRUNCH .]
HAPPY NOW? [ CRUNCH .]
Gumball: [ SQUEALING .]
[ CRUNCH .]
Gumball: [ SQUEALING .]
IT'S EVEN GROSSER ON THE INSIDE! Gumball: [ SQUEALING .]
IT'S EVEN GROSSER ON THE INSIDE! OW! [ EXHALES SHARPLY .]
IT'S EVEN GROSSER ON THE INSIDE! OW! [ EXHALES SHARPLY .]
OW! [ SNIFFS .]
OW! [ EXHALES SHARPLY .]
OW! [ SNIFFS .]
[ GAGS .]
OW! [ SNIFFS .]
[ GAGS .]
WOULD IT MAKE ME A BAD PERSON IF [ GAGS .]
WOULD IT MAKE ME A BAD PERSON IF I SAID I REALLY, REALLY DON'T WOULD IT MAKE ME A BAD PERSON IF I SAID I REALLY, REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS TURTLE? I SAID I REALLY, REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS TURTLE? Both: YES.
YES, IT WOULD.
LIKE THIS TURTLE? Both: YES.
YES, IT WOULD.
Gumball: [ Sighing .]
OKAY, Both: YES.
YES, IT WOULD.
Gumball: [ Sighing .]
OKAY, I'LL JUST THINK IT REALLY, Gumball: [ Sighing .]
OKAY, I'LL JUST THINK IT REALLY, REALLY HARD.
I'LL JUST THINK IT REALLY, REALLY HARD.
[ Thinking .]
I REALLY, REALLY REALLY HARD.
[ Thinking .]
I REALLY, REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS TURTLE! [ Thinking .]
I REALLY, REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS TURTLE! Anais: OKAY, MAYBE HE'S NOT DON'T LIKE THIS TURTLE! Anais: OKAY, MAYBE HE'S NOT READY FOR PHYSICAL CONTACT YET.
Anais: OKAY, MAYBE HE'S NOT READY FOR PHYSICAL CONTACT YET.
Darwin: MAYBE HE'S JUST READY FOR PHYSICAL CONTACT YET.
Darwin: MAYBE HE'S JUST HUNGRY.
Darwin: MAYBE HE'S JUST HUNGRY.
I GET PRETTY CRANKY WHEN I'M HUNGRY.
I GET PRETTY CRANKY WHEN I'M HUNGRY.
I GET PRETTY CRANKY WHEN I'M HUNGRY.
Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA HUNGRY.
Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA FEED HIM -- SOULS?! Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA FEED HIM -- SOULS?! I'M SORRY, BUT I'M CALLING IT.
FEED HIM -- SOULS?! I'M SORRY, BUT I'M CALLING IT.
THAT TURTLE IS I'M SORRY, BUT I'M CALLING IT.
THAT TURTLE IS EVIL INCARNATE! THAT TURTLE IS EVIL INCARNATE! Anais: I'M SURE HE'S MORE EVIL INCARNATE! Anais: I'M SURE HE'S MORE SCARED OF US THAN WE ARE OF HIM.
Anais: I'M SURE HE'S MORE SCARED OF US THAN WE ARE OF HIM.
WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING THROUGH SCARED OF US THAN WE ARE OF HIM.
WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING THROUGH HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW.
WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING THROUGH HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW.
[ Thinking .]
BITE, BITE, HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW.
[ Thinking .]
BITE, BITE, BITE! [ Thinking .]
BITE, BITE, BITE! EAT FOOD FOR STRENGTH TO BITE, BITE! EAT FOOD FOR STRENGTH TO BITE, BITE, BITE! EAT FOOD FOR STRENGTH TO BITE, BITE, BITE! MAKE LITTLE TURTLES TO BITE EVEN BITE, BITE! MAKE LITTLE TURTLES TO BITE EVEN MORE! MAKE LITTLE TURTLES TO BITE EVEN MORE! Anais: OR MAYBE HE'S JUST MORE! Anais: OR MAYBE HE'S JUST ANXIOUS BECAUSE THIS IS OUR Anais: OR MAYBE HE'S JUST ANXIOUS BECAUSE THIS IS OUR TERRITORY.
ANXIOUS BECAUSE THIS IS OUR TERRITORY.
WE SHOULD GIVE HIM HIS OWN TERRITORY.
WE SHOULD GIVE HIM HIS OWN SPACE.
WE SHOULD GIVE HIM HIS OWN SPACE.
THERE! SPACE.
THERE! YOU CAN BRING HIM OVER NOW! THERE! YOU CAN BRING HIM OVER NOW! [ CREATURE SNAPPING, HISSING .]
YOU CAN BRING HIM OVER NOW! [ CREATURE SNAPPING, HISSING .]
Darwin: DUDE, IF YOU TREAT [ CREATURE SNAPPING, HISSING .]
Darwin: DUDE, IF YOU TREAT HIM LIKE A VICIOUS CRIMINAL, Darwin: DUDE, IF YOU TREAT HIM LIKE A VICIOUS CRIMINAL, HE'S BOUND TO BEHAVE LIKE ONE.
HIM LIKE A VICIOUS CRIMINAL, HE'S BOUND TO BEHAVE LIKE ONE.
PUT HIM DOWN.
HE'S BOUND TO BEHAVE LIKE ONE.
PUT HIM DOWN.
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
PUT HIM DOWN.
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
GOOD.
NOW TAKE OFF YOUR ARMOR.
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
GOOD.
NOW TAKE OFF YOUR ARMOR.
YOU'LL HAVE TO TRUST HIM IF YOU GOOD.
NOW TAKE OFF YOUR ARMOR.
YOU'LL HAVE TO TRUST HIM IF YOU WANT HIM TO TRUST YOU.
YOU'LL HAVE TO TRUST HIM IF YOU WANT HIM TO TRUST YOU.
Gumball: OKAY, NOW WHAT? WANT HIM TO TRUST YOU.
Gumball: OKAY, NOW WHAT? Darwin: TALK TO HIM.
Gumball: OKAY, NOW WHAT? Darwin: TALK TO HIM.
Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
Darwin: TALK TO HIM.
Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ CREATURE INHALES DEEPLY .]
Gumball: [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ CREATURE INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ CREATURE INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ CREATURE SIGHS .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ CREATURE SIGHS .]
[ SIGHING .]
[ CREATURE SIGHS .]
[ SIGHING .]
[ CREATURE CHOMPS .]
[ SIGHING .]
[ CREATURE CHOMPS .]
[ THUD .]
[ CREATURE CHOMPS .]
[ THUD .]
Anais: AND [ THUD .]
Anais: AND NOW WE JUST SIT BACK, RELAX, AND Anais: AND NOW WE JUST SIT BACK, RELAX, AND WATCH HIM BECOME AT ONE WITH US NOW WE JUST SIT BACK, RELAX, AND WATCH HIM BECOME AT ONE WITH US AND HIS SURROUNDINGS.
WATCH HIM BECOME AT ONE WITH US AND HIS SURROUNDINGS.
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE .]
AND HIS SURROUNDINGS.
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE .]
[ FIRE ALARM BLARING .]
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE .]
[ FIRE ALARM BLARING .]
[ CREATURE HISSES .]
[ FIRE ALARM BLARING .]
[ CREATURE HISSES .]
[ CREATURE CHOMPS .]
[ CREATURE HISSES .]
[ CREATURE CHOMPS .]
[ IMITATING HANNIBAL LECTER .]
[ CREATURE CHOMPS .]
[ IMITATING HANNIBAL LECTER .]
Gumball: NOW I KNOW WHAT [ IMITATING HANNIBAL LECTER .]
Gumball: NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
Gumball: NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
"YOU PROMISED YOU'D TAKE CARE OF YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
"YOU PROMISED YOU'D TAKE CARE OF IT! "YOU PROMISED YOU'D TAKE CARE OF IT! YOU'RE SHIRKING RESPONSIBILITY!" IT! YOU'RE SHIRKING RESPONSIBILITY!" BUT ASK YOURSELF THIS.
YOU'RE SHIRKING RESPONSIBILITY!" BUT ASK YOURSELF THIS.
WHO'S REALLY RESPONSIBLE HERE -- BUT ASK YOURSELF THIS.
WHO'S REALLY RESPONSIBLE HERE -- THE PERSON WHO WAS GIVEN THE WHO'S REALLY RESPONSIBLE HERE -- THE PERSON WHO WAS GIVEN THE RESPONSIBILITY OR THE PERSON WHO THE PERSON WHO WAS GIVEN THE RESPONSIBILITY OR THE PERSON WHO GAVE THAT PERSON THE RESPONSIBILITY OR THE PERSON WHO GAVE THAT PERSON THE RESPONSIBILITY? GAVE THAT PERSON THE RESPONSIBILITY? I SAY, TECHNICALLY, YOU CAN ONLY RESPONSIBILITY? I SAY, TECHNICALLY, YOU CAN ONLY BLAME YOURSELF.
I SAY, TECHNICALLY, YOU CAN ONLY BLAME YOURSELF.
Dad: [ SLURPS .]
BLAME YOURSELF.
Dad: [ SLURPS .]
THAT IS A VERY CONVINCING Dad: [ SLURPS .]
THAT IS A VERY CONVINCING ARGUMENT.
THAT IS A VERY CONVINCING ARGUMENT.
UNFORTUNATELY, TO PERSUADE THIS ARGUMENT.
UNFORTUNATELY, TO PERSUADE THIS FAMILY'S C.
E.
O.
, THE TURTLE UNFORTUNATELY, TO PERSUADE THIS FAMILY'S C.
E.
O.
, THE TURTLE WOULD HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FAMILY'S C.
E.
O.
, THE TURTLE WOULD HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC.
WOULD HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC.
[ SLURPS .]
ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC.
[ SLURPS .]
Mom: OH, MY GOSH, IT'S [ SLURPS .]
Mom: OH, MY GOSH, IT'S ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC! Mom: OH, MY GOSH, IT'S ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC! Dad: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC! Dad: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! Dad: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! I MEAN, THERE'S HORRIFIC, AND THAT! I MEAN, THERE'S HORRIFIC, AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC! I MEAN, THERE'S HORRIFIC, AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC! BUT YOU WERE -- THERE'S ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC! BUT YOU WERE -- [ WINDOW SQUEAKING .]
BUT YOU WERE -- [ WINDOW SQUEAKING .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
[ WINDOW SQUEAKING .]
[ TIRES SCREECHING .]
Gumball: DAD, THIS IS A [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
Gumball: DAD, THIS IS A PARKING LOT.
Gumball: DAD, THIS IS A PARKING LOT.
WHERE'S THE STORE? PARKING LOT.
WHERE'S THE STORE? Dad: IT'S GONE.
WHERE'S THE STORE? Dad: IT'S GONE.
Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN Dad: IT'S GONE.
Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GONE? Gumball: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GONE? Dad: IT WAS RIGHT THERE! IT'S GONE? Dad: IT WAS RIGHT THERE! IT WAS A SMALL STORE.
Dad: IT WAS RIGHT THERE! IT WAS A SMALL STORE.
IT WAS BRIGHT RED AND HAD A DOOR IT WAS A SMALL STORE.
IT WAS BRIGHT RED AND HAD A DOOR THAT SLID OPEN LIKE THIS.
IT WAS BRIGHT RED AND HAD A DOOR THAT SLID OPEN LIKE THIS.
DOO-DOO! [ IMITATES WHOOSH .]
THAT SLID OPEN LIKE THIS.
DOO-DOO! [ IMITATES WHOOSH .]
AND THE MAN INSIDE SOLD PUPPIES DOO-DOO! [ IMITATES WHOOSH .]
AND THE MAN INSIDE SOLD PUPPIES AND WATCHES AND STEREOS AND FUR AND THE MAN INSIDE SOLD PUPPIES AND WATCHES AND STEREOS AND FUR COATS AND GOLF CLUBS AND AND WATCHES AND STEREOS AND FUR COATS AND GOLF CLUBS AND FIREWORKS, AND HE WAS SUCH A COATS AND GOLF CLUBS AND FIREWORKS, AND HE WAS SUCH A NICE MAN! FIREWORKS, AND HE WAS SUCH A NICE MAN! [ CRYING .]
NICE MAN! [ CRYING .]
Gumball: DAD, THAT WAS A VAN.
[ CRYING .]
Gumball: DAD, THAT WAS A VAN.
Anais: YOU BOUGHT A TURTLE Gumball: DAD, THAT WAS A VAN.
Anais: YOU BOUGHT A TURTLE FROM A MAN IN A VAN.
Anais: YOU BOUGHT A TURTLE FROM A MAN IN A VAN.
Dad: SUCH AN AWESOME STORE.
FROM A MAN IN A VAN.
Dad: SUCH AN AWESOME STORE.
[ CRYING .]
Dad: SUCH AN AWESOME STORE.
[ CRYING .]
[ HORN BLARING "LA CUCARACHA" .]
[ CRYING .]
[ HORN BLARING "LA CUCARACHA" .]
Gumball: WHAT'S THAT?! [ HORN BLARING "LA CUCARACHA" .]
Gumball: WHAT'S THAT?! Dad: HE FIXED UP MY CAR, AS Gumball: WHAT'S THAT?! Dad: HE FIXED UP MY CAR, AS WELL! Dad: HE FIXED UP MY CAR, AS WELL! [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE .]
WELL! [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE .]
SO, WE'RE HERE, AND WE KNOW THE [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE .]
SO, WE'RE HERE, AND WE KNOW THE STORE WAS HERE, AND IF WE DRAW A SO, WE'RE HERE, AND WE KNOW THE STORE WAS HERE, AND IF WE DRAW A LINE BETWEEN THEM, IT SPELLS THE STORE WAS HERE, AND IF WE DRAW A LINE BETWEEN THEM, IT SPELLS THE LETTER "I," AND WE ALL KNOW THAT LINE BETWEEN THEM, IT SPELLS THE LETTER "I," AND WE ALL KNOW THAT THERE'S NO "I" TEAM, SO WE KNOW LETTER "I," AND WE ALL KNOW THAT THERE'S NO "I" TEAM, SO WE KNOW THAT THE VAN ISN'T IN A SPORTS THERE'S NO "I" TEAM, SO WE KNOW THAT THE VAN ISN'T IN A SPORTS CENTER, BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENS THAT THE VAN ISN'T IN A SPORTS CENTER, BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DRAW A LINE HERE AND CENTER, BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DRAW A LINE HERE AND HERE! WHEN I DRAW A LINE HERE AND HERE! THE TRIDENT OF POSEIDON, LORD OF HERE! THE TRIDENT OF POSEIDON, LORD OF THE SEA! THE TRIDENT OF POSEIDON, LORD OF THE SEA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? THE SEA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? THE STORE IS WAITING FOR US AT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? THE STORE IS WAITING FOR US AT THE STORE IS WAITING FOR US AT Anais: THAT'S A MAP OF Anais: THAT'S A MAP OF SWITZERLAND! Anais: THAT'S A MAP OF SWITZERLAND! Dad: EXACTLY! SWITZERLAND! Dad: EXACTLY! Gumball: ALL RIGHT, LET'S Dad: EXACTLY! Gumball: ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE THE TURTLE THERE.
Gumball: ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE THE TURTLE THERE.
Dad: TO SWITZERLAND? TAKE THE TURTLE THERE.
Dad: TO SWITZERLAND? Anais: NO, ELMORE BOULEVARD.
Dad: TO SWITZERLAND? Anais: NO, ELMORE BOULEVARD.
WHERE IS THE TURTLE, BY THE WAY? Anais: NO, ELMORE BOULEVARD.
WHERE IS THE TURTLE, BY THE WAY? Darwin: OH, I LEFT HIS TANK WHERE IS THE TURTLE, BY THE WAY? Darwin: OH, I LEFT HIS TANK OUTSIDE SO HE COULD TAKE A Darwin: OH, I LEFT HIS TANK OUTSIDE SO HE COULD TAKE A BREAK.
OUTSIDE SO HE COULD TAKE A BREAK.
I'M WORRIED ALL THIS BITING IS BREAK.
I'M WORRIED ALL THIS BITING IS NOT GOOD FOR HIS JAW.
I'M WORRIED ALL THIS BITING IS NOT GOOD FOR HIS JAW.
Anais: HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN NOT GOOD FOR HIS JAW.
Anais: HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN OUT THERE? Anais: HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN OUT THERE? IT'S BOILING HOT! OUT THERE? IT'S BOILING HOT! Darwin: AT LEAST HE PASSED IT'S BOILING HOT! Darwin: AT LEAST HE PASSED AWAY PEACEFULLY.
Darwin: AT LEAST HE PASSED AWAY PEACEFULLY.
Gumball: YEAH, LIKE A AWAY PEACEFULLY.
Gumball: YEAH, LIKE A PEACEFUL, EVIL RAISIN.
Gumball: YEAH, LIKE A PEACEFUL, EVIL RAISIN.
Darwin: [ SNIFFLING .]
PEACEFUL, EVIL RAISIN.
Darwin: [ SNIFFLING .]
BEFORE WE SAY GOODBYE TO OUR Darwin: [ SNIFFLING .]
BEFORE WE SAY GOODBYE TO OUR BELOVED FAMILY PET, EVIL TURTLE, BEFORE WE SAY GOODBYE TO OUR BELOVED FAMILY PET, EVIL TURTLE, I THINK WE SHOULD ALL SAY A FEW BELOVED FAMILY PET, EVIL TURTLE, I THINK WE SHOULD ALL SAY A FEW WORDS TO LET HIM KNOW JUST HOW I THINK WE SHOULD ALL SAY A FEW WORDS TO LET HIM KNOW JUST HOW MUCH HE MEANT TO US.
WORDS TO LET HIM KNOW JUST HOW MUCH HE MEANT TO US.
All: MM.
MUCH HE MEANT TO US.
All: MM.
Darwin: I'LL ALWAYS THINK All: MM.
Darwin: I'LL ALWAYS THINK FONDLY OF THE WAY HE PUT FEAR Darwin: I'LL ALWAYS THINK FONDLY OF THE WAY HE PUT FEAR INTO MY HEART.
FONDLY OF THE WAY HE PUT FEAR INTO MY HEART.
All: MM.
INTO MY HEART.
All: MM.
Anais: EVERY TIME I STARE All: MM.
Anais: EVERY TIME I STARE DOWN AT THE SCAR TISSUE ON MY Anais: EVERY TIME I STARE DOWN AT THE SCAR TISSUE ON MY HAND, I'LL THINK OF HIM.
DOWN AT THE SCAR TISSUE ON MY HAND, I'LL THINK OF HIM.
All: MM.
HAND, I'LL THINK OF HIM.
All: MM.
Dad: ONLY ONCE IN YOUR All: MM.
Dad: ONLY ONCE IN YOUR LIFETIME DOES SOMETHING TOUCH Dad: ONLY ONCE IN YOUR LIFETIME DOES SOMETHING TOUCH YOUR HEART IN THE WAY THAT LIFETIME DOES SOMETHING TOUCH YOUR HEART IN THE WAY THAT AWESOME STORE DID! YOUR HEART IN THE WAY THAT AWESOME STORE DID! [ CRYING .]
AWESOME STORE DID! [ CRYING .]
Gumball: DAD, YOU'VE GOT TO [ CRYING .]
Gumball: DAD, YOU'VE GOT TO MOVE ON.
Gumball: DAD, YOU'VE GOT TO MOVE ON.
Anais: GUMBALL, DO YOU HAVE MOVE ON.
Anais: GUMBALL, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO ADD? Anais: GUMBALL, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO ADD? Gumball: YEAH, UH, I'LL MISS ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO ADD? Gumball: YEAH, UH, I'LL MISS HIS -- YOU KNOW, THE FUNNY WAY Gumball: YEAH, UH, I'LL MISS HIS -- YOU KNOW, THE FUNNY WAY HE HIS -- YOU KNOW, THE FUNNY WAY HE THE THING HE HE THE THING HE [ SIGHS .]
I GOT NOTHING.
THE THING HE [ SIGHS .]
I GOT NOTHING.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ SIGHS .]
I GOT NOTHING.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ THUD .]
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ THUD .]
[ SNIFFLES .]
[ THUD .]
[ SNIFFLES .]
ALL OF THIS BECAUSE WE COULDN'T [ SNIFFLES .]
ALL OF THIS BECAUSE WE COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF HIM.
ALL OF THIS BECAUSE WE COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF HIM.
[ SNIFFLES .]
TAKE CARE OF HIM.
[ SNIFFLES .]
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
[ SNIFFLES .]
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
Gumball: [ SCREAMS .]
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
Gumball: [ SCREAMS .]
Darwin: HE WAS REVIVED BY MY Gumball: [ SCREAMS .]
Darwin: HE WAS REVIVED BY MY TEAR! Darwin: HE WAS REVIVED BY MY TEAR! Gumball: HE FEEDS ON MISERY! TEAR! Gumball: HE FEEDS ON MISERY! [ CREATURE HISSING .]
Gumball: HE FEEDS ON MISERY! [ CREATURE HISSING .]
Darwin: SOMEBODY SAVE HIM! [ CREATURE HISSING .]
Darwin: SOMEBODY SAVE HIM! HE COULD GET HURT! Darwin: SOMEBODY SAVE HIM! HE COULD GET HURT! [ CAR HORN HONKING .]
HE COULD GET HURT! [ CAR HORN HONKING .]
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
[ CAR HORN HONKING .]
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
Anais: FORGET SAVING THE [ CREATURE HISSING .]
Anais: FORGET SAVING THE TURTLE.
Anais: FORGET SAVING THE TURTLE.
WE NEED A PLAN TO SAVE THE TURTLE.
WE NEED A PLAN TO SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
WE NEED A PLAN TO SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
Gumball: THIS IS NO TIME FOR NEIGHBORHOOD.
Gumball: THIS IS NO TIME FOR DINNER! Gumball: THIS IS NO TIME FOR DINNER! Anais: THIS ISN'T FOR US.
DINNER! Anais: THIS ISN'T FOR US.
THE PLAN IS TO USE IT AS BAIT.
Anais: THIS ISN'T FOR US.
THE PLAN IS TO USE IT AS BAIT.
AFTER EATING ALL THIS TURKEY, THE PLAN IS TO USE IT AS BAIT.
AFTER EATING ALL THIS TURKEY, HE'LL FALL INTO A FOOD COMA, AFTER EATING ALL THIS TURKEY, HE'LL FALL INTO A FOOD COMA, THEN I'LL CAREFULLY PUT THE BOWL HE'LL FALL INTO A FOOD COMA, THEN I'LL CAREFULLY PUT THE BOWL OVER HIS HEAD AND SLIDE THE CARD THEN I'LL CAREFULLY PUT THE BOWL OVER HIS HEAD AND SLIDE THE CARD UNDERNEATH HIM.
OVER HIS HEAD AND SLIDE THE CARD UNDERNEATH HIM.
Gumball: YOU SERIOUSLY THINK UNDERNEATH HIM.
Gumball: YOU SERIOUSLY THINK HE'S GONNA FALL FOR THAT? Gumball: YOU SERIOUSLY THINK HE'S GONNA FALL FOR THAT? Anais: OF COURSE.
HE'S GONNA FALL FOR THAT? Anais: OF COURSE.
WE'RE THE INTELLECTUALLY Anais: OF COURSE.
WE'RE THE INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR CREATURES HERE.
WE'RE THE INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR CREATURES HERE.
HE'S JUST A DUMB ANIMAL.
SUPERIOR CREATURES HERE.
HE'S JUST A DUMB ANIMAL.
[ THUD .]
HE'S JUST A DUMB ANIMAL.
[ THUD .]
Dad: [ SNORING .]
[ THUD .]
Dad: [ SNORING .]
Gumball: OH, NO! Dad: [ SNORING .]
Gumball: OH, NO! WHAT ARE WE GONNA USE AS BAIT Gumball: OH, NO! WHAT ARE WE GONNA USE AS BAIT NOW?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA USE AS BAIT NOW?! [ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
NOW?! [ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
WHY AM I THE BAIT? [ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
WHY AM I THE BAIT? Darwin: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE WHY AM I THE BAIT? Darwin: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE HE LIKES BITING THE MOST! Darwin: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE HE LIKES BITING THE MOST! Gumball: ALL RIGHT, BUT WHY ONE HE LIKES BITING THE MOST! Gumball: ALL RIGHT, BUT WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR Gumball: ALL RIGHT, BUT WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR CLOTHES?! AM I NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR CLOTHES?! Darwin: BECAUSE HE COULD CLOTHES?! Darwin: BECAUSE HE COULD CHOKE ON THEM.
Darwin: BECAUSE HE COULD CHOKE ON THEM.
WHAT WAS THAT FOR? CHOKE ON THEM.
WHAT WAS THAT FOR? Darwin: PRESENTATION.
WHAT WAS THAT FOR? Darwin: PRESENTATION.
IT'S IMPORTANT.
Darwin: PRESENTATION.
IT'S IMPORTANT.
Gumball: WHAT?! IT'S IMPORTANT.
Gumball: WHAT?! Anais: SHH! Gumball: WHAT?! Anais: SHH! JUST REMEMBER TO LET IT GET AS Anais: SHH! JUST REMEMBER TO LET IT GET AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE TO GIVE ME A JUST REMEMBER TO LET IT GET AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE TO GIVE ME A CHANCE TO CATCH IT.
CLOSE AS POSSIBLE TO GIVE ME A CHANCE TO CATCH IT.
Darwin: JUST MAKE SURE YOU CHANCE TO CATCH IT.
Darwin: JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HURT HIM, OKAY? Darwin: JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HURT HIM, OKAY? HE'S ONLY A SMALL, LITTLE GUY, DON'T HURT HIM, OKAY? HE'S ONLY A SMALL, LITTLE GUY, AND THERE'S THREE OF [GASPING.]
HE'S ONLY A SMALL, LITTLE GUY, AND THERE'S THREE OF [GASPING.]
Gumball: DARWIN? AND THERE'S THREE OF [GASPING.]
Gumball: DARWIN? ARE YOU OKAY? Gumball: DARWIN? ARE YOU OKAY? [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
ARE YOU OKAY? [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ RUSTLING .]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ RUSTLING .]
DUDE? [ RUSTLING .]
DUDE? IS THAT YOU? DUDE? IS THAT YOU? HELLO? IS THAT YOU? HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE? HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE? [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
IS ANYONE THERE? [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ CREATURE SHRIEKING .]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ CREATURE SHRIEKING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ CREATURE SHRIEKING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
I CAN'T FIND THE EDGE! [ GRUNTING .]
I CAN'T FIND THE EDGE! [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
I CAN'T FIND THE EDGE! [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ CREATURE CONTINUES SHRIEKING .]
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ CREATURE CONTINUES SHRIEKING .]
AH! [ WAILING .]
[ CREATURE CONTINUES SHRIEKING .]
AH! [ WAILING .]
Anais: HEY, WAIT! AH! [ WAILING .]
Anais: HEY, WAIT! WHAT ABOUT THE BOWL?! Anais: HEY, WAIT! WHAT ABOUT THE BOWL?! Gumball: WHAT ABOUT MY BUTT?! WHAT ABOUT THE BOWL?! Gumball: WHAT ABOUT MY BUTT?! [ DOOR CLOSES .]
Gumball: WHAT ABOUT MY BUTT?! [ DOOR CLOSES .]
Mom: HELLO! I'M HOME! [ DOOR CLOSES .]
Mom: HELLO! I'M HOME! KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU? Mom: HELLO! I'M HOME! KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU? RICHARD? KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU? RICHARD? Dad: [ SNORING .]
RICHARD? Dad: [ SNORING .]
Mom: RICHARD, WHERE ARE THE Dad: [ SNORING .]
Mom: RICHARD, WHERE ARE THE KIDS? Mom: RICHARD, WHERE ARE THE KIDS? Dad: [ MUMBLING .]
KIDS? Dad: [ MUMBLING .]
Mom: RICHARD, I TOLD YOU, WE Dad: [ MUMBLING .]
Mom: RICHARD, I TOLD YOU, WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU TALK Mom: RICHARD, I TOLD YOU, WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
DON'T UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
Dad: [ MUMBLING .]
WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
Dad: [ MUMBLING .]
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
Dad: [ MUMBLING .]
Mom: [ SIGHS .]
RICHARD, I TOLD YOU, YOU NEED TO Mom: [ SIGHS .]
RICHARD, I TOLD YOU, YOU NEED TO THINK BEFORE YOU SAY THE WORDS.
RICHARD, I TOLD YOU, YOU NEED TO THINK BEFORE YOU SAY THE WORDS.
Dad: [ GASPS .]
THINK BEFORE YOU SAY THE WORDS.
Dad: [ GASPS .]
Dad: [ GASPS .]
Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
HYAH! AAH! Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
HYAH! AAH! [ GRUNTING .]
HYAH! AAH! [ GRUNTING .]
AHA! AAH! [ GRUNTING .]
AHA! AAH! [ SHOUTS .]
AHA! AAH! [ SHOUTS .]
[ CREATURE SHRIEKING .]
[ SHOUTS .]
[ CREATURE SHRIEKING .]
[ SHOUTS .]
[ CREATURE SHRIEKING .]
[ SHOUTS .]
[ SIGHS .]
OKAY.
[ SIGHS .]
[ SHOUTS .]
[ SIGHS .]
OKAY.
[ SIGHS .]
I THINK I'M SAFE NOW.
[ SIGHS .]
OKAY.
[ SIGHS .]
I THINK I'M SAFE NOW.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
I THINK I'M SAFE NOW.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
WHERE IS IT?! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
WHERE IS IT?! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
WHERE IS IT?! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ SUNROOF WHIRS .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ SUNROOF WHIRS .]
AAH! [ SUNROOF WHIRS .]
AAH! [ POUNDING .]
AAH! [ POUNDING .]
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ POUNDING .]
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ CREATURE SNAPPING .]
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
[ CREATURE SNAPPING .]
[ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
[ CREATURE SNAPPING .]
[ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
Darwin: [ Deep voice .]
YOU [ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
Darwin: [ Deep voice .]
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DRAG ME TO THE Darwin: [ Deep voice .]
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DRAG ME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE SO YOU COULD THOUGHT YOU COULD DRAG ME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE SO YOU COULD EAT ME LATER.
BOTTOM OF THE LAKE SO YOU COULD EAT ME LATER.
WELL, GUESS WHAT, PUNK? EAT ME LATER.
WELL, GUESS WHAT, PUNK? I'M A FISH.
WELL, GUESS WHAT, PUNK? I'M A FISH.
WITH LEGS.
I'M A FISH.
WITH LEGS.
[ CREATURE SQUEALS .]
WITH LEGS.
[ CREATURE SQUEALS .]
[ HORN BLARING "LA CUCARACHA" .]
[ CREATURE SQUEALS .]
[ HORN BLARING "LA CUCARACHA" .]
Mom: RICHARD, WHAT HAVE YOU [ HORN BLARING "LA CUCARACHA" .]
Mom: RICHARD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE CAR?! Mom: RICHARD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE CAR?! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
DONE TO THE CAR?! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
HOW DO YOU STOP THIS?! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
HOW DO YOU STOP THIS?! [ "LA CUCARACHA" STOPS .]
HOW DO YOU STOP THIS?! [ "LA CUCARACHA" STOPS .]
[ SIGHS .]
THAT'S BETTER.
[ "LA CUCARACHA" STOPS .]
[ SIGHS .]
THAT'S BETTER.
Dad: OH, THE STORE! [ SIGHS .]
THAT'S BETTER.
Dad: OH, THE STORE! Mom: AAH! Dad: OH, THE STORE! Mom: AAH! Darwin: [ Normal voice .]
I AM Mom: AAH! Darwin: [ Normal voice .]
I AM GONNA KICK-SLAM YOUR RAGGEDY Darwin: [ Normal voice .]
I AM GONNA KICK-SLAM YOUR RAGGEDY BUTT! GONNA KICK-SLAM YOUR RAGGEDY BUTT! Gumball: DUDE, WE GOT TO GO! BUTT! Gumball: DUDE, WE GOT TO GO! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING .]
Gumball: DUDE, WE GOT TO GO! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING .]
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
[ FIREWORKS POPPING .]
Mom: KIDS, ARE YOU OKAY?! Darwin: HOPE IT'S WARM ENOUGH Mom: KIDS, ARE YOU OKAY?! Darwin: HOPE IT'S WARM ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU COLD-BLOODED PUNK! Darwin: HOPE IT'S WARM ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU COLD-BLOODED PUNK! Dad: AWESOME STORE! FOR YOU, YOU COLD-BLOODED PUNK! Dad: AWESOME STORE! NOOOOO! Dad: AWESOME STORE! NOOOOO! [ FIREWORK EXPLODES .]
NOOOOO! [ FIREWORK EXPLODES .]
WOW! [ FIREWORK EXPLODES .]
WOW! NEW ONE PRETTY! WOW! NEW ONE PRETTY! [ CREATURE HISSING .]
NEW ONE PRETTY! [ CREATURE HISSING .]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ CREATURE HISSING .]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
NO! [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
Gumball: [ GASPS .]
NO! THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE! Gumball: [ GASPS .]
NO! THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE! NOOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE! NOOOOO! [ CREATURE HISSING .]
NOOOOO! [ CREATURE HISSING .]
Anais: WELL, I GUESS THERE'S [ CREATURE HISSING .]
Anais: WELL, I GUESS THERE'S NO GETTING RID OF IT.
Anais: WELL, I GUESS THERE'S NO GETTING RID OF IT.
WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP IT FOR AS NO GETTING RID OF IT.
WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP IT FOR AS LONG AS IT LIVES.
WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP IT FOR AS LONG AS IT LIVES.
Mom: HOW LONG DO THEY LIVE? LONG AS IT LIVES.
Mom: HOW LONG DO THEY LIVE? Anais: 130 YEARS.
Mom: HOW LONG DO THEY LIVE? Anais: 130 YEARS.
[ IMITATING HANNIBAL LECTER .]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
OKAY, SO, ANTON HAS HAD A HEAVY MEAL, BUT, OH, NO, HE OKAY, SO, ANTON HAS HAD A HEAVY MEAL, BUT, OH, NO, HE DECIDED TO GO FOR A SWIM.
HEAVY MEAL, BUT, OH, NO, HE DECIDED TO GO FOR A SWIM.
FORTUNATELY, HIS FRIEND GUMBALL DECIDED TO GO FOR A SWIM.
FORTUNATELY, HIS FRIEND GUMBALL RESPECTS THE WATER.
FORTUNATELY, HIS FRIEND GUMBALL RESPECTS THE WATER.
HE LEARNED HOW TO RESCUE HIS RESPECTS THE WATER.
HE LEARNED HOW TO RESCUE HIS FRIEND.
HE LEARNED HOW TO RESCUE HIS FRIEND.
HAH! FRIEND.
HAH! OKAY, ON MY MARK.
HAH! OKAY, ON MY MARK.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
OKAY, ON MY MARK.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ SPLUTTERING .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ SPLUTTERING .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ SPLUTTERING .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ SPLUTTERING .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ SPLUTTERING .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ SPLUTTERING .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY .]
[ GURGLING .]
[ EXHALES DEEPLY .]
[ GURGLING .]
Gumball: [ GROANS .]
[ GURGLING .]
Gumball: [ GROANS .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
Gumball: [ GROANS .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ WHISTLES .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ WHISTLES .]
Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
[ WHISTLES .]
Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ Muffled .]
OH, MAN! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ Muffled .]
OH, MAN! AGH! [ Muffled .]
OH, MAN! AGH! [ GASPS .]
AGH! [ GASPS .]
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! [ GASPS .]
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! FIRST, YOU CALL OUT FOR HELP.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! FIRST, YOU CALL OUT FOR HELP.
Gumball: OKAY, WELL, CAN I FIRST, YOU CALL OUT FOR HELP.
Gumball: OKAY, WELL, CAN I GET SOME HELP HERE?! Gumball: OKAY, WELL, CAN I GET SOME HELP HERE?! NO.
GET SOME HELP HERE?! NO.
Gumball: [ WHIMPERS .]
NO.
Gumball: [ WHIMPERS .]
[ SHOUTS .]
Gumball: [ WHIMPERS .]
[ SHOUTS .]
[ SPLAT! .]
[ SHOUTS .]
[ SPLAT! .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ SPLAT! .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
OKAY, GENTLY TILT HIS HEAD [ ALL SCREAMING .]
OKAY, GENTLY TILT HIS HEAD USING YOUR FINGERTIPS.
OKAY, GENTLY TILT HIS HEAD USING YOUR FINGERTIPS.
Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! USING YOUR FINGERTIPS.
Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THAT'S HIS BUTT! Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THAT'S HIS BUTT! Gumball: WELL, WHERE'S HIS THAT'S HIS BUTT! Gumball: WELL, WHERE'S HIS FACE?! Gumball: WELL, WHERE'S HIS FACE?! NOW BREATHE FIVE TIMES IN HIS FACE?! NOW BREATHE FIVE TIMES IN HIS MOUTH, LETTING HIS CHEST FALL NOW BREATHE FIVE TIMES IN HIS MOUTH, LETTING HIS CHEST FALL BETWEEN BREATHS.
MOUTH, LETTING HIS CHEST FALL BETWEEN BREATHS.
FINALLY, LOCK YOUR FINGERS, KEEP BETWEEN BREATHS.
FINALLY, LOCK YOUR FINGERS, KEEP YOUR ARMS STRAIGHT, AND DO 30 FINALLY, LOCK YOUR FINGERS, KEEP YOUR ARMS STRAIGHT, AND DO 30 COMPRESSIONS ON HIS CHEST.
YOUR ARMS STRAIGHT, AND DO 30 COMPRESSIONS ON HIS CHEST.
Gumball: IT'S NOT WORKING! COMPRESSIONS ON HIS CHEST.
Gumball: IT'S NOT WORKING! WHAT SHALL I DO?! Gumball: IT'S NOT WORKING! WHAT SHALL I DO?! FIRST, YOU CALL OUT FOR HELP.
WHAT SHALL I DO?! FIRST, YOU CALL OUT FOR HELP.
Gumball: AAH! FIRST, YOU CALL OUT FOR HELP.
Gumball: AAH! [ ALL CRYING .]
[ WHIMPERING .]
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE AMAZED THAT HE'S STILL ALIVE?! AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE AMAZED THAT HE'S STILL ALIVE?! Darwin: HE MUST HAVE A VERY AMAZED THAT HE'S STILL ALIVE?! Darwin: HE MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD IMMUNE SYSTEM.
Darwin: HE MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD IMMUNE SYSTEM.
Gumball: DUDE, HE WAS GONE! GOOD IMMUNE SYSTEM.
Gumball: DUDE, HE WAS GONE! YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BORN, Gumball: DUDE, HE WAS GONE! YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BORN, RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE BORN, RIGHT? WELL, HE DID THAT -- BUT IN RIGHT? WELL, HE DID THAT -- BUT IN REVERSE.
WELL, HE DID THAT -- BUT IN REVERSE.
Darwin: EW! REVERSE.
Darwin: EW! WHO WOULD WANT TO GO BACK TO THE Darwin: EW! WHO WOULD WANT TO GO BACK TO THE CABBAGE PATCH WITH ALL THAT DIRT WHO WOULD WANT TO GO BACK TO THE CABBAGE PATCH WITH ALL THAT DIRT AND SLUGS AND STUFF? CABBAGE PATCH WITH ALL THAT DIRT AND SLUGS AND STUFF? Gumball: NO, DUDE, HE CAME AND SLUGS AND STUFF? Gumball: NO, DUDE, HE CAME BACK TO LIFE, AND I'M GONNA FIND Gumball: NO, DUDE, HE CAME BACK TO LIFE, AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT HOW! BACK TO LIFE, AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT HOW! [ BELL RINGS .]
OUT HOW! [ BELL RINGS .]
HUH? [ BELL RINGS .]
HUH? AGH! HUH? AGH! [ DING .]
AGH! [ DING .]
OOH.
[ DING .]
OOH.
[ SCREAMS .]
OOH.
[ SCREAMS .]
AGH! [ SCREAMS .]
AGH! [ THUD .]
AGH! [ THUD .]
[ MUNCHING .]
[ THUD .]
[ MUNCHING .]
[ MUFFLED SCREAMING .]
[ MUNCHING .]
[ MUFFLED SCREAMING .]
AGH! UNH! [ MUFFLED SCREAMING .]
AGH! UNH! AAH! AGH! UNH! AAH! [ SLOOP! .]
AAH! [ SLOOP! .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SLOOP! .]
[ SMACK! .]
AAH! [ SMACK! .]
AAH! [ BIRDS COOING .]
AAH! [ BIRDS COOING .]
Darwin: MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST [ BIRDS COOING .]
Darwin: MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST ASK HIM.
Darwin: MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST ASK HIM.
Gumball: UH, MAYBE YOU ASK HIM.
Gumball: UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE SAID THAT BEFORE WE Gumball: UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE SAID THAT BEFORE WE ICED HIM 50 TIMES IN A ROW.
SHOULD'VE SAID THAT BEFORE WE ICED HIM 50 TIMES IN A ROW.
LET'S GO TO HIS HOUSE.
ICED HIM 50 TIMES IN A ROW.
LET'S GO TO HIS HOUSE.
I NEED TO FIND OUT HOW THIS LET'S GO TO HIS HOUSE.
I NEED TO FIND OUT HOW THIS WORKS.
I NEED TO FIND OUT HOW THIS WORKS.
[ BIRD COUGHS .]
WORKS.
[ BIRD COUGHS .]
OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON [ BIRD COUGHS .]
OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE.
OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE.
DUDE, SOMETHING'S HAPPENING! IN THERE.
DUDE, SOMETHING'S HAPPENING! HE'S THERE! HE'S FINE AGAIN! DUDE, SOMETHING'S HAPPENING! HE'S THERE! HE'S FINE AGAIN! HE'S WEARING A MUSTACHE! HE'S THERE! HE'S FINE AGAIN! HE'S WEARING A MUSTACHE! NO, WAIT, HE'S WAITING LIPSTICK! HE'S WEARING A MUSTACHE! NO, WAIT, HE'S WAITING LIPSTICK! OH, MY GOSH, THERE'S TWO OF HIM, NO, WAIT, HE'S WAITING LIPSTICK! OH, MY GOSH, THERE'S TWO OF HIM, AND THEY'RE KISSING! OH, MY GOSH, THERE'S TWO OF HIM, AND THEY'RE KISSING! OH, IT'S HIS PARENTS.
AND THEY'RE KISSING! OH, IT'S HIS PARENTS.
Darwin: LET ME SEE.
OH, IT'S HIS PARENTS.
Darwin: LET ME SEE.
[ DIAL CRANKING .]
Darwin: LET ME SEE.
[ DIAL CRANKING .]
[ TOASTER WHIRRING .]
[ DIAL CRANKING .]
[ TOASTER WHIRRING .]
[ TOASTER DINGS .]
[ TOASTER WHIRRING .]
[ TOASTER DINGS .]
HI, MOM! HI, DAD! [ TOASTER DINGS .]
HI, MOM! HI, DAD! [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
HI, MOM! HI, DAD! [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ GUNSHOT .]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ GUNSHOT .]
[ SQUISH! .]
[ GUNSHOT .]
[ SQUISH! .]
Gumball: THAT COMPLETELY BLEW [ SQUISH! .]
Gumball: THAT COMPLETELY BLEW MY MIND! Gumball: THAT COMPLETELY BLEW MY MIND! I MEAN, HOW DOES THAT EVEN MY MIND! I MEAN, HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?! I MEAN, HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?! Darwin: THERE HAS TO BE SOME WORK?! Darwin: THERE HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF TRICK.
Darwin: THERE HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF TRICK.
Gumball: WE HAVE TO DO KIND OF TRICK.
Gumball: WE HAVE TO DO EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID! Gumball: WE HAVE TO DO EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID! Darwin: DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID! Darwin: DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO WEAR A MUSTACHE AND WE Darwin: DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO WEAR A MUSTACHE AND WE SHOULD, YOU KNOW, KISS? TO WEAR A MUSTACHE AND WE SHOULD, YOU KNOW, KISS? Gumball: NO.
SHOULD, YOU KNOW, KISS? Gumball: NO.
AND FOR THE RECORD, I WOULD BE Gumball: NO.
AND FOR THE RECORD, I WOULD BE THE ONE WEARING THE MUSTACHE.
AND FOR THE RECORD, I WOULD BE THE ONE WEARING THE MUSTACHE.
Darwin: THEY DID SOMETHING THE ONE WEARING THE MUSTACHE.
Darwin: THEY DID SOMETHING WITH THE DIAL BEFORE ANTON CAME Darwin: THEY DID SOMETHING WITH THE DIAL BEFORE ANTON CAME OUT.
WITH THE DIAL BEFORE ANTON CAME OUT.
I THINK IT WAS ONE LEFT, ONE OUT.
I THINK IT WAS ONE LEFT, ONE RIGHT, AND THEN 4 1/2.
I THINK IT WAS ONE LEFT, ONE RIGHT, AND THEN 4 1/2.
[ TOASTER WHIRS, DINGS .]
RIGHT, AND THEN 4 1/2.
[ TOASTER WHIRS, DINGS .]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ TOASTER WHIRS, DINGS .]
[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: I THINK THIS ONE IS [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: I THINK THIS ONE IS A BIT BURNT.
Gumball: I THINK THIS ONE IS A BIT BURNT.
Darwin: HE DESERVES A A BIT BURNT.
Darwin: HE DESERVES A RIGHTEOUS FAREWELL.
Darwin: HE DESERVES A RIGHTEOUS FAREWELL.
Both: BYE! RIGHTEOUS FAREWELL.
Both: BYE! Gumball: I THINK WE SHOULD Both: BYE! Gumball: I THINK WE SHOULD TRY 3 1/2.
Gumball: I THINK WE SHOULD TRY 3 1/2.
[ TOASTER WHIRS, DINGS .]
TRY 3 1/2.
[ TOASTER WHIRS, DINGS .]
Both: YAY! [ TOASTER WHIRS, DINGS .]
Both: YAY! [ LAUGHING STUPIDLY .]
Both: YAY! [ LAUGHING STUPIDLY .]
Gumball: MAYBE HE'S STILL A [ LAUGHING STUPIDLY .]
Gumball: MAYBE HE'S STILL A BIT UNDERDONE.
Gumball: MAYBE HE'S STILL A BIT UNDERDONE.
[ TOASTER WHIRS, DINGS .]
BIT UNDERDONE.
[ TOASTER WHIRS, DINGS .]
WHOO-HOO! [ LAUGHS .]
[ TOASTER WHIRS, DINGS .]
WHOO-HOO! [ LAUGHS .]
Both: YAY! WE MADE ANTON! WHOO-HOO! [ LAUGHS .]
Both: YAY! WE MADE ANTON! Darwin: WHAT SHALL WE CALL Both: YAY! WE MADE ANTON! Darwin: WHAT SHALL WE CALL HIM? Darwin: WHAT SHALL WE CALL HIM? Gumball: MM, ANT II? HIM? Gumball: MM, ANT II? ANT II! Gumball: MM, ANT II? ANT II! Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
AMAZING! ANT II! Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
AMAZING! WE MADE A LIVING, BREATHING Gumball: [ LAUGHS .]
AMAZING! WE MADE A LIVING, BREATHING CLONE OF OUR FRIEND! WE MADE A LIVING, BREATHING CLONE OF OUR FRIEND! Darwin: YEAH! CLONE OF OUR FRIEND! Darwin: YEAH! AFTER SPYING ON HIM! Darwin: YEAH! AFTER SPYING ON HIM! SPYING ON HIM! AFTER SPYING ON HIM! SPYING ON HIM! [ LAUGHTER .]
SPYING ON HIM! [ LAUGHTER .]
Darwin: AND NOW THERE ARE TWO [ LAUGHTER .]
Darwin: AND NOW THERE ARE TWO OF HIM! Darwin: AND NOW THERE ARE TWO OF HIM! IT THROWS OUT ALL SORTS OF MORAL OF HIM! IT THROWS OUT ALL SORTS OF MORAL ISSUES WAY BEYOND OUR IT THROWS OUT ALL SORTS OF MORAL ISSUES WAY BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION! ISSUES WAY BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION! MORAL ISSUES! COMPREHENSION! MORAL ISSUES! [ LAUGHTER .]
MORAL ISSUES! [ LAUGHTER .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
THEN WHY DO I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT Darwin: [ GASPS .]
THEN WHY DO I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT IT? THEN WHY DO I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT IT? Gumball: OH, IT'S BECAUSE WE IT? Gumball: OH, IT'S BECAUSE WE VIOLATED THE LAWS OF NATURE, AS Gumball: OH, IT'S BECAUSE WE VIOLATED THE LAWS OF NATURE, AS WELL AS THE LAWS OF MANKIND, VIOLATED THE LAWS OF NATURE, AS WELL AS THE LAWS OF MANKIND, WITHOUT ANY REGARD FOR OUR WELL AS THE LAWS OF MANKIND, WITHOUT ANY REGARD FOR OUR FRIEND'S FEELINGS! WITHOUT ANY REGARD FOR OUR FRIEND'S FEELINGS! Darwin: HUH, OH, YEAH.
FRIEND'S FEELINGS! Darwin: HUH, OH, YEAH.
THAT'S WAY.
Darwin: HUH, OH, YEAH.
THAT'S WAY.
[ CAR BEEPS .]
THAT'S WAY.
[ CAR BEEPS .]
Both: WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! [ CAR BEEPS .]
Both: WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! Gumball: WE'VE SUNK PRETTY Both: WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! Gumball: WE'VE SUNK PRETTY LOW BEFORE, BUT THIS HAS GOT TO Gumball: WE'VE SUNK PRETTY LOW BEFORE, BUT THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FIRST TIME WE'VE VIOLATED LOW BEFORE, BUT THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FIRST TIME WE'VE VIOLATED THE LAWS OF NATURE! BE THE FIRST TIME WE'VE VIOLATED THE LAWS OF NATURE! Darwin: WHAT DO WE DO WITH THE LAWS OF NATURE! Darwin: WHAT DO WE DO WITH HIM?! Darwin: WHAT DO WE DO WITH HIM?! Gumball: YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM?! Gumball: YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GO Gumball: YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE! HIM AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE! WE'VE GOT TO KEEP HIM OUT OF THE ANYWHERE! WE'VE GOT TO KEEP HIM OUT OF THE KITCHEN! WE'VE GOT TO KEEP HIM OUT OF THE KITCHEN! I'LL THINK OF A CLEVER KITCHEN! I'LL THINK OF A CLEVER DISTRACTION.
I'LL THINK OF A CLEVER DISTRACTION.
CLEVER DISTRACTION! DISTRACTION.
CLEVER DISTRACTION! Gumball: HE'S STILL CLEVER DISTRACTION! Gumball: HE'S STILL HALF-BAKED, ISN'T HE? Gumball: HE'S STILL HALF-BAKED, ISN'T HE? Darwin: OKAY, BUDDY, LET'S HALF-BAKED, ISN'T HE? Darwin: OKAY, BUDDY, LET'S GET [GASPS.]
Darwin: OKAY, BUDDY, LET'S GET [GASPS.]
Gumball: MOM, DAD, WAIT! GET [GASPS.]
Gumball: MOM, DAD, WAIT! Mom: WHAT'S WRONG?! Gumball: MOM, DAD, WAIT! Mom: WHAT'S WRONG?! Gumball: UH, Y-Y-YOU LEFT THE Mom: WHAT'S WRONG?! Gumball: UH, Y-Y-YOU LEFT THE OVEN ON! Gumball: UH, Y-Y-YOU LEFT THE OVEN ON! Mom: WHAT?! OVEN ON! Mom: WHAT?! [ ZIP! .]
Mom: WHAT?! [ ZIP! .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ ZIP! .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WAIT! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WAIT! Mom: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING WAIT! Mom: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Mom: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE OVEN ISN'T ON.
ABOUT? THE OVEN ISN'T ON.
Dad: THERE WAS FOOD HERE! THE OVEN ISN'T ON.
Dad: THERE WAS FOOD HERE! [ SNIFFING .]
Dad: THERE WAS FOOD HERE! [ SNIFFING .]
I SEE THE SUN SHINING ON WHEAT [ SNIFFING .]
I SEE THE SUN SHINING ON WHEAT SWAYING GENTLY IN THE BREEZE.
I SEE THE SUN SHINING ON WHEAT SWAYING GENTLY IN THE BREEZE.
I SEE FRESH SPRING WATER SWAYING GENTLY IN THE BREEZE.
I SEE FRESH SPRING WATER BABBLING IN A BROOK.
I SEE FRESH SPRING WATER BABBLING IN A BROOK.
THE YEAST RAISES THE BREAD, BABBLING IN A BROOK.
THE YEAST RAISES THE BREAD, LIFTS IT HIGH! THE YEAST RAISES THE BREAD, LIFTS IT HIGH! A SLICE WHITE AND FRESH AS MILK, LIFTS IT HIGH! A SLICE WHITE AND FRESH AS MILK, BUT WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? A SLICE WHITE AND FRESH AS MILK, BUT WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S TOO HOT! IT'S BURNING! BUT WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S TOO HOT! IT'S BURNING! NO, IT BURNS! AGH! IT'S TOO HOT! IT'S BURNING! NO, IT BURNS! AGH! YOU'VE RUINED THE TOAST! NO, IT BURNS! AGH! YOU'VE RUINED THE TOAST! [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
YOU'VE RUINED THE TOAST! [ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ SNIFFING .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ SNIFFING .]
Gumball: [ GASPING .]
[ SNIFFING .]
Gumball: [ GASPING .]
Dad: IT'S HERE! Gumball: [ GASPING .]
Dad: IT'S HERE! I CAN STILL EAT IT! Dad: IT'S HERE! I CAN STILL EAT IT! EH, NEVER MIND.
I CAN STILL EAT IT! EH, NEVER MIND.
Gumball: [ SIGHS DEEPLY .]
EH, NEVER MIND.
Gumball: [ SIGHS DEEPLY .]
[ SIGHS .]
THAT WAS CLOSE.
Gumball: [ SIGHS DEEPLY .]
[ SIGHS .]
THAT WAS CLOSE.
WHY ISN'T HE REPEATING ANYMORE? [ SIGHS .]
THAT WAS CLOSE.
WHY ISN'T HE REPEATING ANYMORE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ISN'T HE REPEATING ANYMORE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? [ SCOFFS .]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? [ SCOFFS .]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? [ SCOFFS .]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? HMM, I CAN'T TELL IF HE'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? HMM, I CAN'T TELL IF HE'S REPEATING OR BEING SARCASTIC.
HMM, I CAN'T TELL IF HE'S REPEATING OR BEING SARCASTIC.
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?! REPEATING OR BEING SARCASTIC.
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?! Darwin: UH, NOTHING.
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?! Darwin: UH, NOTHING.
Gumball: SHOW ME YOUR HANDS.
Darwin: UH, NOTHING.
Gumball: SHOW ME YOUR HANDS.
THE OTHER ONE.
Gumball: SHOW ME YOUR HANDS.
THE OTHER ONE.
COME ON, SHOW ME BOTH HANDS! THE OTHER ONE.
COME ON, SHOW ME BOTH HANDS! [ POP! .]
COME ON, SHOW ME BOTH HANDS! [ POP! .]
Darwin: [ WHIMPERS .]
[ POP! .]
Darwin: [ WHIMPERS .]
Gumball: YOU MADE AN Darwin: [ WHIMPERS .]
Gumball: YOU MADE AN ANT III?! Gumball: YOU MADE AN ANT III?! Darwin: I HAD TO! ANT III?! Darwin: I HAD TO! I TURNED AROUND, AND ANT II WAS Darwin: I HAD TO! I TURNED AROUND, AND ANT II WAS GONE! I TURNED AROUND, AND ANT II WAS GONE! [ SIGHS .]
GONE! [ SIGHS .]
AND I KNEW YOU WOULD BE ANGRY AT [ SIGHS .]
AND I KNEW YOU WOULD BE ANGRY AT ME AND YOU WOULD DO THE ANGRY AND I KNEW YOU WOULD BE ANGRY AT ME AND YOU WOULD DO THE ANGRY MOUTH AND I WOULD CRY! ME AND YOU WOULD DO THE ANGRY MOUTH AND I WOULD CRY! Gumball: OKAY, THIS IS BAD, MOUTH AND I WOULD CRY! Gumball: OKAY, THIS IS BAD, BUT IT COULD GET WAY WORSE.
Gumball: OKAY, THIS IS BAD, BUT IT COULD GET WAY WORSE.
I MEAN, WHAT IF HE BUMPS INTO BUT IT COULD GET WAY WORSE.
I MEAN, WHAT IF HE BUMPS INTO THE REAL ANTON? I MEAN, WHAT IF HE BUMPS INTO THE REAL ANTON? Darwin: DO YOU THINK WE'RE THE REAL ANTON? Darwin: DO YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA GET TOWED OFF? Darwin: DO YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA GET TOWED OFF? Gumball: NO, DUDE.
GONNA GET TOWED OFF? Gumball: NO, DUDE.
WE COULD GET HUNTED DOWN BY THE Gumball: NO, DUDE.
WE COULD GET HUNTED DOWN BY THE FBI OR TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINST WE COULD GET HUNTED DOWN BY THE FBI OR TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY OR EVEN WORSE! FBI OR TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY OR EVEN WORSE! Darwin: EVEN WORSE?! HUMANITY OR EVEN WORSE! Darwin: EVEN WORSE?! Gumball: YEAH, ACTUALLY, I Darwin: EVEN WORSE?! Gumball: YEAH, ACTUALLY, I STARTED A LITTLE TOO HIGH.
Gumball: YEAH, ACTUALLY, I STARTED A LITTLE TOO HIGH.
BEING TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINST STARTED A LITTLE TOO HIGH.
BEING TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY IS ABOUT AS BAD AS IT BEING TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY IS ABOUT AS BAD AS IT GETS.
HUMANITY IS ABOUT AS BAD AS IT GETS.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
GOOD! GETS.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
GOOD! Gumball: DUDE, THAT'S STILL Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
GOOD! Gumball: DUDE, THAT'S STILL THE WORST IT CAN GET.
Gumball: DUDE, THAT'S STILL THE WORST IT CAN GET.
Darwin: [ WHIMPERING .]
THE WORST IT CAN GET.
Darwin: [ WHIMPERING .]
Gumball: OKAY, WE NEED TO Darwin: [ WHIMPERING .]
Gumball: OKAY, WE NEED TO COVER AS MUCH OF THE NEIGHBOR AS Gumball: OKAY, WE NEED TO COVER AS MUCH OF THE NEIGHBOR AS WE CAN.
COVER AS MUCH OF THE NEIGHBOR AS WE CAN.
Darwin: BUT WE CAN'T ASK FOR WE CAN.
Darwin: BUT WE CAN'T ASK FOR HELP.
Darwin: BUT WE CAN'T ASK FOR HELP.
Gumball: AND WE OBVIOUSLY HELP.
Gumball: AND WE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT THE SAME Gumball: AND WE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT THE SAME TIME.
CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE AT THE SAME TIME.
ALL RIGHT, DUDES, THIS IS OUR TIME.
ALL RIGHT, DUDES, THIS IS OUR TARGET! ALL RIGHT, DUDES, THIS IS OUR TARGET! IF YOU SEE HIM, JUST PIN HIM TARGET! IF YOU SEE HIM, JUST PIN HIM DOWN! IF YOU SEE HIM, JUST PIN HIM DOWN! OKAY, READY, STEADY, GO! DOWN! OKAY, READY, STEADY, GO! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
OKAY, READY, STEADY, GO! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR ANTONS? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR ANTONS? DID YOU LOSE THEM ALL AGAIN? ANTONS? DID YOU LOSE THEM ALL AGAIN? Darwin: NO, WELL, THERE WAS A DID YOU LOSE THEM ALL AGAIN? Darwin: NO, WELL, THERE WAS A BIT OF AN ACCIDENT.
Darwin: NO, WELL, THERE WAS A BIT OF AN ACCIDENT.
I TOLD THEM TO SPLIT UP TO COVER BIT OF AN ACCIDENT.
I TOLD THEM TO SPLIT UP TO COVER MORE GROUND.
I TOLD THEM TO SPLIT UP TO COVER MORE GROUND.
Gumball: SO? MORE GROUND.
Gumball: SO? Darwin: I THINK THEY MIGHT'VE Gumball: SO? Darwin: I THINK THEY MIGHT'VE TAKEN IT TOO LITERALLY.
Darwin: I THINK THEY MIGHT'VE TAKEN IT TOO LITERALLY.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
TAKEN IT TOO LITERALLY.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
IT WAS PASTRYCIDE! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
IT WAS PASTRYCIDE! Gumball: DON'T BEAT YOURSELF IT WAS PASTRYCIDE! Gumball: DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.
Gumball: DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.
THESE GUYS ARE SO SWEET AND UP.
THESE GUYS ARE SO SWEET AND OBEDIENT THAT IF I TOLD THEM, THESE GUYS ARE SO SWEET AND OBEDIENT THAT IF I TOLD THEM, "GO JUMP IN A LAKE," THEY OBEDIENT THAT IF I TOLD THEM, "GO JUMP IN A LAKE," THEY WOULDN'T EVEN THINK TWICE BEFORE "GO JUMP IN A LAKE," THEY WOULDN'T EVEN THINK TWICE BEFORE THEY -- WOULDN'T EVEN THINK TWICE BEFORE THEY -- [ WATER SPLASHING .]
THEY -- [ WATER SPLASHING .]
OH, STOP! [ WATER SPLASHING .]
OH, STOP! THE MISSION IS ABORTED! OH, STOP! THE MISSION IS ABORTED! WE'RE GOING BACK HOME! THE MISSION IS ABORTED! WE'RE GOING BACK HOME! All: AW! WE'RE GOING BACK HOME! All: AW! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
All: AW! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WE'RE GONNA NEED A PLACE TO HIDE Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WE'RE GONNA NEED A PLACE TO HIDE THEM WHEN WE GO TO SCHOOL WE'RE GONNA NEED A PLACE TO HIDE THEM WHEN WE GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
THEM WHEN WE GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
SCHOOL TOMORROW! TOMORROW.
SCHOOL TOMORROW! [ BELL RINGS .]
SCHOOL TOMORROW! [ BELL RINGS .]
HELLO! [ BELL RINGS .]
HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! OH, HI! HELLO! OH, HI! OH, HI! OH, HI! OH, HI! HEY! OH, HI! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! Gumball: GOTCHA! HEY! Gumball: GOTCHA! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, ANT II! Gumball: GOTCHA! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, ANT II! ANT WHO? YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, ANT II! ANT WHO? AHA! ANT WHO? AHA! I TOLD YOU HE WAS THE CLONE! AHA! I TOLD YOU HE WAS THE CLONE! WHAT CLONE? I TOLD YOU HE WAS THE CLONE! WHAT CLONE? Both: UHHHHH WHAT CLONE? Both: UHHHHH Dad: [ SNORING .]
Both: UHHHHH Dad: [ SNORING .]
[ GASPING .]
THEY'RE TRAPPED! Dad: [ SNORING .]
[ GASPING .]
THEY'RE TRAPPED! THEY'RE BEING HELD CAPTIVE! [ GASPING .]
THEY'RE TRAPPED! THEY'RE BEING HELD CAPTIVE! [ SNIFFING .]
THEY'RE BEING HELD CAPTIVE! [ SNIFFING .]
THEY'RE CLOSE! [ SNIFFING .]
THEY'RE CLOSE! [ SNIFFING .]
THEY'RE CLOSE! [ SNIFFING .]
[ DOOR CREAKS OPEN .]
[ SNIFFING .]
[ DOOR CREAKS OPEN .]
DON'T WORRY.
[ DOOR CREAKS OPEN .]
DON'T WORRY.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW -- UNTIL IT'S DON'T WORRY.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW -- UNTIL IT'S TIME TO MAKE A SANDWICH.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW -- UNTIL IT'S TIME TO MAKE A SANDWICH.
[ CLANG .]
TIME TO MAKE A SANDWICH.
[ CLANG .]
[ Deep voice .]
MY NAME IS [ CLANG .]
[ Deep voice .]
MY NAME IS ANT-ONE! [ Deep voice .]
MY NAME IS ANT-ONE! I WAS THE FIRST! ANT-ONE! I WAS THE FIRST! KNEEL BEFORE ME! I WAS THE FIRST! KNEEL BEFORE ME! Both: UHHHHHHHHHHHH KNEEL BEFORE ME! Both: UHHHHHHHHHHHH UH, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? Both: UHHHHHHHHHHHH UH, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK I CARE ANYMORE.
UH, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK I CARE ANYMORE.
SEE YOU LATER, GUYS! I DON'T THINK I CARE ANYMORE.
SEE YOU LATER, GUYS! [ BOTH GASP, ZIP! .]
SEE YOU LATER, GUYS! [ BOTH GASP, ZIP! .]
Gumball: ANTON! [ BOTH GASP, ZIP! .]
Gumball: ANTON! WHAT? Gumball: ANTON! WHAT? Gumball: UH, UH, YOU'RE LATE WHAT? Gumball: UH, UH, YOU'RE LATE FOR CLASS! Gumball: UH, UH, YOU'RE LATE FOR CLASS! OH, NO! FOR CLASS! OH, NO! Gumball: [ GROANS .]
OH, NO! Gumball: [ GROANS .]
THANKS, GUYS! Gumball: [ GROANS .]
THANKS, GUYS! Both: HUH?! THANKS, GUYS! Both: HUH?! SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE A Both: HUH?! SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE A MIRROR HERE? SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE A MIRROR HERE? A MIRROR HERE! MIRROR HERE? A MIRROR HERE! OH, MY GOSH! A MIRROR HERE! OH, MY GOSH! THIS MIRROR HAS AN ECHO! OH, MY GOSH! THIS MIRROR HAS AN ECHO! ECHO! THIS MIRROR HAS AN ECHO! ECHO! [ LAUGHS .]
ECHO! [ LAUGHS .]
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
[ LAUGHS .]
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
THANK GOODNESS HE'S AS DUMB AS Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
THANK GOODNESS HE'S AS DUMB AS THE OTHONES.
THANK GOODNESS HE'S AS DUMB AS THE OTHONES.
I THOUGHT WE WERE BUSTED AND THE OTHONES.
I THOUGHT WE WERE BUSTED AND HE'D FIND OUT ABOUT THE CLONING.
I THOUGHT WE WERE BUSTED AND HE'D FIND OUT ABOUT THE CLONING.
WHAT CLONING? HE'D FIND OUT ABOUT THE CLONING.
WHAT CLONING? Gumball: WHAT THE -- HOW DID WHAT CLONING? Gumball: WHAT THE -- HOW DID YOU HEAR ME?! Gumball: WHAT THE -- HOW DID YOU HEAR ME?! DUDE, JUST BECAUSE I'M OUT OF YOU HEAR ME?! DUDE, JUST BECAUSE I'M OUT OF SIGHT DOESN'T MEAN I'M OUT OF DUDE, JUST BECAUSE I'M OUT OF SIGHT DOESN'T MEAN I'M OUT OF EARSHOT.
SIGHT DOESN'T MEAN I'M OUT OF EARSHOT.
YOU MADE A CLONE OF ME?! EARSHOT.
YOU MADE A CLONE OF ME?! HOW MANY DID YOU MAKE?! YOU MADE A CLONE OF ME?! HOW MANY DID YOU MAKE?! Gumball: [ SCOFFS, SIGHING .]
HOW MANY DID YOU MAKE?! Gumball: [ SCOFFS, SIGHING .]
NOT THAT MANY.
Gumball: [ SCOFFS, SIGHING .]
NOT THAT MANY.
HOW MANY?! NOT THAT MANY.
HOW MANY?! HOW MANY?! HOW MANY?! HOW MANY?! Gumball: UH HOW MANY?! Gumball: UH HOW MANY?! Gumball: UH HOW MANY?! HOW MANY?! HOW MANY?! HOW MANY?! UNH! HOW MANY?! UNH! ENOUGH TO HAVE MY REVENGE! UNH! ENOUGH TO HAVE MY REVENGE! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ORIGINAL, ENOUGH TO HAVE MY REVENGE! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ORIGINAL, AND IT'S ME! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ORIGINAL, AND IT'S ME! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
AND IT'S ME! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: QUICK, COME WITH US, [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: QUICK, COME WITH US, ANTON! Gumball: QUICK, COME WITH US, ANTON! WE'LL PROTECT YOU! ANTON! WE'LL PROTECT YOU! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
WE'LL PROTECT YOU! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Darwin: WHAT DO WE DO?! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Darwin: WHAT DO WE DO?! Gumball: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY Darwin: WHAT DO WE DO?! Gumball: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIGHT AN ARMY OF ANTONS! Gumball: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIGHT AN ARMY OF ANTONS! WE NEED A BIGGER ARMY OF ANTONS! TO FIGHT AN ARMY OF ANTONS! WE NEED A BIGGER ARMY OF ANTONS! Darwin: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! WE NEED A BIGGER ARMY OF ANTONS! Darwin: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! Gumball: HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED Darwin: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! Gumball: HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING TODAY?! Gumball: HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING TODAY?! Darwin: THAT YOU MOSTLY HAVE ANYTHING TODAY?! Darwin: THAT YOU MOSTLY HAVE BAD IDEAS? Darwin: THAT YOU MOSTLY HAVE BAD IDEAS? Gumball: UH, YES, BUT MORE BAD IDEAS? Gumball: UH, YES, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, IT'S BAD TO PLAY Gumball: UH, YES, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, IT'S BAD TO PLAY WITH LIFE THIS WAY -- UNLESS WE IMPORTANTLY, IT'S BAD TO PLAY WITH LIFE THIS WAY -- UNLESS WE GET AWESOME SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS WITH LIFE THIS WAY -- UNLESS WE GET AWESOME SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS FROM IT, I GUESS, AND BECAUSE OF GET AWESOME SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS FROM IT, I GUESS, AND BECAUSE OF US, OUR FRIEND IS IN DANGER! FROM IT, I GUESS, AND BECAUSE OF US, OUR FRIEND IS IN DANGER! Darwin: HMM! US, OUR FRIEND IS IN DANGER! Darwin: HMM! Gumball: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU Darwin: HMM! Gumball: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Gumball: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Darwin: GO AND PROTECT HIM! DOING?! Darwin: GO AND PROTECT HIM! I'LL BUY YOU SOME TIME! Darwin: GO AND PROTECT HIM! I'LL BUY YOU SOME TIME! BUT TELL ANTON I'M SORRY.
I'LL BUY YOU SOME TIME! BUT TELL ANTON I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY FOR BETRAYING HIS BUT TELL ANTON I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY FOR BETRAYING HIS FRIENDSHIP, AND I'M -- HEY! I'M SORRY FOR BETRAYING HIS FRIENDSHIP, AND I'M -- HEY! Gumball: SORRY, DUDE, YOU FRIENDSHIP, AND I'M -- HEY! Gumball: SORRY, DUDE, YOU WERE SPEAKING FOR TOO LONG! Gumball: SORRY, DUDE, YOU WERE SPEAKING FOR TOO LONG! [ FEET POUNDING .]
WERE SPEAKING FOR TOO LONG! [ FEET POUNDING .]
Darwin: WELL, I MIGHT GO [ FEET POUNDING .]
Darwin: WELL, I MIGHT GO DOWN, BUT I WON'T GO DOWN ALONE! Darwin: WELL, I MIGHT GO DOWN, BUT I WON'T GO DOWN ALONE! [ GRUNTING .]
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
DUDE, YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY USELESS IN A FIGHT.
DUDE, YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY USELESS IN A FIGHT.
THIS DOESN'T FEEL FAIR AT ALL.
USELESS IN A FIGHT.
THIS DOESN'T FEEL FAIR AT ALL.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO STOP.
THIS DOESN'T FEEL FAIR AT ALL.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO STOP.
NO! YOU FAILED ME! I'M GONNA HAVE TO STOP.
NO! YOU FAILED ME! [ FIRE ALARM BLARING .]
NO! YOU FAILED ME! [ FIRE ALARM BLARING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ FIRE ALARM BLARING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
I'M MELTING! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
I'M MELTING! Dad: NO! I'M MELTING! Dad: NO! I FEEL A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN Dad: NO! I FEEL A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN THE FOOD CHAIN AS IF A THOUSAND I FEEL A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN THE FOOD CHAIN AS IF A THOUSAND SANDWICHES CRIED OUT IN TERROR THE FOOD CHAIN AS IF A THOUSAND SANDWICHES CRIED OUT IN TERROR AND WAS SUDDENLY SILENCED.
SANDWICHES CRIED OUT IN TERROR AND WAS SUDDENLY SILENCED.
Gumball: AAH! AND WAS SUDDENLY SILENCED.
Gumball: AAH! [ FIRE ALARM BLARING .]
Gumball: AAH! [ FIRE ALARM BLARING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ FIRE ALARM BLARING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
OKAY, I THINK WE'LL BE SAFE [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
OKAY, I THINK WE'LL BE SAFE HERE.
OKAY, I THINK WE'LL BE SAFE HERE.
[ DOOR SLAMS .]
HERE.
[ DOOR SLAMS .]
[ BAG UNZIPS .]
[ DOOR SLAMS .]
[ BAG UNZIPS .]
[ BLARING CONTINUES .]
[ BAG UNZIPS .]
[ BLARING CONTINUES .]
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?! [ BLARING CONTINUES .]
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?! BECAUSE ONCE I GET RID OF WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?! BECAUSE ONCE I GET RID OF HIM, I'LL BECOME THE ONLY ANTON! BECAUSE ONCE I GET RID OF HIM, I'LL BECOME THE ONLY ANTON! MAYBE THEN YOU'LL BE MY FRIEND, HIM, I'LL BECOME THE ONLY ANTON! MAYBE THEN YOU'LL BE MY FRIEND, FATHER! MAYBE THEN YOU'LL BE MY FRIEND, FATHER! Gumball: [ Singsong voice .]
FATHER! Gumball: [ Singsong voice .]
MESSED UP! Gumball: [ Singsong voice .]
MESSED UP! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
MESSED UP! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
COME BACK, FATHER! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
COME BACK, FATHER! EVERYTHING WILL BE PERFECT WHEN COME BACK, FATHER! EVERYTHING WILL BE PERFECT WHEN IT'S JUST YOU, ME, AND MOTHER! EVERYTHING WILL BE PERFECT WHEN IT'S JUST YOU, ME, AND MOTHER! Gumball: DUDE, I'M NOT YOUR IT'S JUST YOU, ME, AND MOTHER! Gumball: DUDE, I'M NOT YOUR DAD! Gumball: DUDE, I'M NOT YOUR DAD! I'M JUST A DUDE, AND DARWIN DAD! I'M JUST A DUDE, AND DARWIN WOULD MAKE A TERRIBLE MOTHER I'M JUST A DUDE, AND DARWIN WOULD MAKE A TERRIBLE MOTHER 'CAUSE HE'S JUST A DUDE, AND WOULD MAKE A TERRIBLE MOTHER 'CAUSE HE'S JUST A DUDE, AND YOU'RE NOT THE ONE! 'CAUSE HE'S JUST A DUDE, AND YOU'RE NOT THE ONE! THIS DUDE IS.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE! THIS DUDE IS.
[ GRUNTS .]
THIS DUDE IS.
[ GRUNTS .]
Gumball: AGH! [ GRUNTS .]
Gumball: AGH! [ GRUNTS .]
Gumball: AGH! [ GRUNTS .]
THEN IF I CAN'T BE THE ONE, [ GRUNTS .]
THEN IF I CAN'T BE THE ONE, NOBODY CAN! THEN IF I CAN'T BE THE ONE, NOBODY CAN! [ SHOUTS .]
NOBODY CAN! [ SHOUTS .]
Gumball: AGH! [ SHOUTS .]
Gumball: AGH! THIS IS THE END! Gumball: AGH! THIS IS THE END! WE'RE TOO HEAVY! THIS IS THE END! WE'RE TOO HEAVY! YOU'LL HAVE TO LET US GO! WE'RE TOO HEAVY! YOU'LL HAVE TO LET US GO! Gumball: DUDE, YOU'RE TWO YOU'LL HAVE TO LET US GO! Gumball: DUDE, YOU'RE TWO PIECES OF TOAST.
Gumball: DUDE, YOU'RE TWO PIECES OF TOAST.
I'VE LIFTED A SANDWICH BEFORE.
PIECES OF TOAST.
I'VE LIFTED A SANDWICH BEFORE.
[ SHOUTS .]
I'VE LIFTED A SANDWICH BEFORE.
[ SHOUTS .]
Gumball: OW! [ SHOUTS .]
Gumball: OW! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
Gumball: OW! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ SHOUTS .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ SHOUTS .]
[ Gurgling .]
YOU THINK YOU [ SHOUTS .]
[ Gurgling .]
YOU THINK YOU GOT RID OF ME?! [ Gurgling .]
YOU THINK YOU GOT RID OF ME?! WELL, I'LL BE BACK, AND YOU'LL GOT RID OF ME?! WELL, I'LL BE BACK, AND YOU'LL FOREVER FEAR MY RETURN! WELL, I'LL BE BACK, AND YOU'LL FOREVER FEAR MY RETURN! I'LL BE YOUR EVERY WAKING FOREVER FEAR MY RETURN! I'LL BE YOUR EVERY WAKING THOUGHT, YOUR EVERY RESTLESS I'LL BE YOUR EVERY WAKING THOUGHT, YOUR EVERY RESTLESS NIGHT! THOUGHT, YOUR EVERY RESTLESS NIGHT! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! NIGHT! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! [ GURGLING .]
I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! [ GURGLING .]
Darwin: WHAT'D HE SAY? [ GURGLING .]
Darwin: WHAT'D HE SAY? Gumball: I DON'T KNOW -- Darwin: WHAT'D HE SAY? Gumball: I DON'T KNOW -- SOMETHING LIKE [GURGLING.]
Gumball: I DON'T KNOW -- SOMETHING LIKE [GURGLING.]
LOOK, MAN, I-I'M SO SORRY FOR SOMETHING LIKE [GURGLING.]
LOOK, MAN, I-I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT WE'VE DONE.
LOOK, MAN, I-I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT WE'VE DONE.
WE PLAYED WITH LIFE AND DIDN'T WHAT WE'VE DONE.
WE PLAYED WITH LIFE AND DIDN'T THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES.
WE PLAYED WITH LIFE AND DIDN'T THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES.
I HOPE YOU CAN FIND IT IN YOUR THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES.
I HOPE YOU CAN FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE US AND WE CAN I HOPE YOU CAN FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE US AND WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS.
HEART TO FORGIVE US AND WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS.
STILL BE FRIENDS! STILL BE FRIENDS.
STILL BE FRIENDS! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]