Twin Peaks s03e03 Episode Script
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1 Where is this? Where are we? Mm.
Dougie, what is wrong with your arm? I don't know.
Huh.
I think it fell asleep.
It's sort of tingly.
I'm kind of tingly, too.
I'm gonna go wash up, okay? Mm.
Mm.
Oh! Oh.
What the fuck was that? Dougie! I feel funny.
What's happening to me? What? It has? That's weird.
What was that noise, Dougie? Where are you? Dougie? Oh, my God.
Dougie, what the hell? Where'd you get that suit and haircut? Have you been wearing a rug all this time, Dougie? Mm.
Oh, my God, are you sick, Dougie? Come on, we got to get out of this house.
Come on, Dougie! Dougie.
Dougie, did you forget something? Your shoes? I'll get them.
Dougie! Could you quit fucking around? And put on your shoes.
Here.
Put on your damn shoes! Come on, let's go.
All right You do have your keys, right? You mean Jade has to give you two rides? Yeah, she just drove by in a Wrangler.
Looked like maybe two people, but his car's still here.
I'm all set near the entrance.
If he's in the car, I'll get him here.
Once you find your wallet or your cell phone, a pay phone or some money, you can call AAA, Dougie.
They will help you.
Jade give two rides.
Oh, my God.
Gene he's not in the car.
Yeah, he must still be inside.
I'll load up his car.
All right.
I'll see you at Mikey's.
One-one-nine! One-one-nine! One-one-nine! One-one-nine! What the hell, Billy? Oh, God, something awful's in there.
Dispatch.
We need an ambulance.
And tell them to bring gas masks.
There is something bad in this vehicle.
Come here.
You'll be all right.
We laid everything out, Hawk, and we can't find anything that's missing.
If it's not here, then how do you know it's missing? But if it is here then it isn't missing? This is here.
Let's sit down.
Let Let me sit down.
Let's start from the beginning.
- And - Don't say a thing.
I need to think out loud.
Something is missing, and I need to find it.
And the way I'm gonna find it has something to do with my heritage.
You're an Indian.
Yes, Lucy.
And apparently that's the way I'm gonna find what's missing.
- Aah! - What is it? - Aah! - Are you okay, punky? I know what's missing! What's missing? The bunny! The bunny.
I ate that bunny! That's missing.
That's missing.
Do chocolate bunnies have anything to do with your heritage? No.
It's not about the bunny.
You ate the evidence, Lucy? I know! I never did it again.
And I only ate one.
And I never did it again.
But I had a problem at that time with And I don't like to say this in front of Andy.
But I had a bubble of gas.
And I had read that sometimes chocolate, which I love, can be used as a remedy, maybe by indigenous people.
Is that true, Hawk? Do you use chocolate as a remedy for gas? Do you want another bunny, punky? I can get you more bunnies.
It's not about the bunny.
Is it about the bunny? No.
It's not about the bunny.
All right.
Go inside, Dougie.
Someone will help you in there.
- In there.
- Right.
And I think you should try to forget you ever met me.
Shouldn't be too hard for you.
Now, here's $5.
Call for help.
Call for help.
Right.
And I think you should maybe call a doctor or something because I think you might've had a little stroke or something.
Something.
Yes.
You can go out now.
Dougie, go.
Come on, let's get you out of here.
Come on.
Let's go, Dougie.
Right, right.
Call for help.
In the back, Jack.
Hey! You're gonna need some change.
Some change.
Some change.
Well, how do you want it? You gonna play a game? Game.
What game are you gonna play? Call for help.
Hello! Hello.
Ah, you broke that one.
You broke it real good.
Broke it.
Sure did, pal.
Hello! Mega, mega jackpot.
Congratulations, sir.
You are a mega winner.
You've just won two mega jackpots for a total of $28,400.
It's much more than these quarters.
Call for help.
Oh, well, that's what I'm here for.
Let me get you a bigger bucket.
No.
The nutcake left.
Joe, you watch this one.
Hello! Oh! Oh! Albert? He's been officially accused now of brutally murdering his wife.
He claims he's innocent and knows who did it, but can't say because it would breach national security.
However he got word to Chris here that these items, which he placed in his garden in Georgetown, are the clues to the identity of the killer.
The congressman's dilemma.
All right, you all can go get to work on this.
And, Tammy, you stay and show me and Albert what you found in New York.
Thank you all.
You're welcome.
NYPD doesn't have a clue what was going on here.
They don't even know who owns the place.
Apparently there were guards on duty 24-7, but they can't find any of them Only the victims Sam Colby, Tracey Barberato Have been ID'd.
They confiscated hundreds of digital files showing various angles of this glass box.
Once in a while, they show some blurred shape pass through, but only a few frames.
Then on the night of the murders, on camera, this appears.
What the hell? The other cameras saw nothing.
And as soon as this thing moved, it disappeared.
Forensics? The bodies were violently mutilated, but no prints, no DNA, no fibers.
Completely clean.
Nothing.
Director Cole? On your phone, it's Cooper.
What? On your phone, it's Cooper.
Albert.
This is Cole.
Yes, I'll hold.
- Is it him? - What? Is it him? Yes, I hear you.
What? Where? Are you sure it's him? What do you mean "trouble"? All right, we'll be out there first thing tomorrow morning.
Set up an interview for nine o'clock sharp.
Albert, we're headed for the Black Hills of South Dakota.
The Black Hills? Seriously? As happy as this news makes us, Albert, we can't put this on the radio.
Perfect.
I've been dying to see Mount Rushmore.
It's good you want to hurry.
We fly at dawn, and, Tammy, you're coming with us.
The absurd mystery of the strange forces of existence.
How about a truckload full of Valium? I'm going down To the sea M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P I watch the sun Yellow and brown Sinking suns In every town My angel sings Down to me She's somewhere on the shore Waiting for me With her wet hair And sandy gown Singing songs Waves of sound There's a dive I know On River Street Go on in And take my seat There's a lot of friends I'll never meet Gonna take a dive Off River Street You look different From way down here Like a circus mirror I see flashes Of you on the surface
Dougie, what is wrong with your arm? I don't know.
Huh.
I think it fell asleep.
It's sort of tingly.
I'm kind of tingly, too.
I'm gonna go wash up, okay? Mm.
Mm.
Oh! Oh.
What the fuck was that? Dougie! I feel funny.
What's happening to me? What? It has? That's weird.
What was that noise, Dougie? Where are you? Dougie? Oh, my God.
Dougie, what the hell? Where'd you get that suit and haircut? Have you been wearing a rug all this time, Dougie? Mm.
Oh, my God, are you sick, Dougie? Come on, we got to get out of this house.
Come on, Dougie! Dougie.
Dougie, did you forget something? Your shoes? I'll get them.
Dougie! Could you quit fucking around? And put on your shoes.
Here.
Put on your damn shoes! Come on, let's go.
All right You do have your keys, right? You mean Jade has to give you two rides? Yeah, she just drove by in a Wrangler.
Looked like maybe two people, but his car's still here.
I'm all set near the entrance.
If he's in the car, I'll get him here.
Once you find your wallet or your cell phone, a pay phone or some money, you can call AAA, Dougie.
They will help you.
Jade give two rides.
Oh, my God.
Gene he's not in the car.
Yeah, he must still be inside.
I'll load up his car.
All right.
I'll see you at Mikey's.
One-one-nine! One-one-nine! One-one-nine! One-one-nine! What the hell, Billy? Oh, God, something awful's in there.
Dispatch.
We need an ambulance.
And tell them to bring gas masks.
There is something bad in this vehicle.
Come here.
You'll be all right.
We laid everything out, Hawk, and we can't find anything that's missing.
If it's not here, then how do you know it's missing? But if it is here then it isn't missing? This is here.
Let's sit down.
Let Let me sit down.
Let's start from the beginning.
- And - Don't say a thing.
I need to think out loud.
Something is missing, and I need to find it.
And the way I'm gonna find it has something to do with my heritage.
You're an Indian.
Yes, Lucy.
And apparently that's the way I'm gonna find what's missing.
- Aah! - What is it? - Aah! - Are you okay, punky? I know what's missing! What's missing? The bunny! The bunny.
I ate that bunny! That's missing.
That's missing.
Do chocolate bunnies have anything to do with your heritage? No.
It's not about the bunny.
You ate the evidence, Lucy? I know! I never did it again.
And I only ate one.
And I never did it again.
But I had a problem at that time with And I don't like to say this in front of Andy.
But I had a bubble of gas.
And I had read that sometimes chocolate, which I love, can be used as a remedy, maybe by indigenous people.
Is that true, Hawk? Do you use chocolate as a remedy for gas? Do you want another bunny, punky? I can get you more bunnies.
It's not about the bunny.
Is it about the bunny? No.
It's not about the bunny.
All right.
Go inside, Dougie.
Someone will help you in there.
- In there.
- Right.
And I think you should try to forget you ever met me.
Shouldn't be too hard for you.
Now, here's $5.
Call for help.
Call for help.
Right.
And I think you should maybe call a doctor or something because I think you might've had a little stroke or something.
Something.
Yes.
You can go out now.
Dougie, go.
Come on, let's get you out of here.
Come on.
Let's go, Dougie.
Right, right.
Call for help.
In the back, Jack.
Hey! You're gonna need some change.
Some change.
Some change.
Well, how do you want it? You gonna play a game? Game.
What game are you gonna play? Call for help.
Hello! Hello.
Ah, you broke that one.
You broke it real good.
Broke it.
Sure did, pal.
Hello! Mega, mega jackpot.
Congratulations, sir.
You are a mega winner.
You've just won two mega jackpots for a total of $28,400.
It's much more than these quarters.
Call for help.
Oh, well, that's what I'm here for.
Let me get you a bigger bucket.
No.
The nutcake left.
Joe, you watch this one.
Hello! Oh! Oh! Albert? He's been officially accused now of brutally murdering his wife.
He claims he's innocent and knows who did it, but can't say because it would breach national security.
However he got word to Chris here that these items, which he placed in his garden in Georgetown, are the clues to the identity of the killer.
The congressman's dilemma.
All right, you all can go get to work on this.
And, Tammy, you stay and show me and Albert what you found in New York.
Thank you all.
You're welcome.
NYPD doesn't have a clue what was going on here.
They don't even know who owns the place.
Apparently there were guards on duty 24-7, but they can't find any of them Only the victims Sam Colby, Tracey Barberato Have been ID'd.
They confiscated hundreds of digital files showing various angles of this glass box.
Once in a while, they show some blurred shape pass through, but only a few frames.
Then on the night of the murders, on camera, this appears.
What the hell? The other cameras saw nothing.
And as soon as this thing moved, it disappeared.
Forensics? The bodies were violently mutilated, but no prints, no DNA, no fibers.
Completely clean.
Nothing.
Director Cole? On your phone, it's Cooper.
What? On your phone, it's Cooper.
Albert.
This is Cole.
Yes, I'll hold.
- Is it him? - What? Is it him? Yes, I hear you.
What? Where? Are you sure it's him? What do you mean "trouble"? All right, we'll be out there first thing tomorrow morning.
Set up an interview for nine o'clock sharp.
Albert, we're headed for the Black Hills of South Dakota.
The Black Hills? Seriously? As happy as this news makes us, Albert, we can't put this on the radio.
Perfect.
I've been dying to see Mount Rushmore.
It's good you want to hurry.
We fly at dawn, and, Tammy, you're coming with us.
The absurd mystery of the strange forces of existence.
How about a truckload full of Valium? I'm going down To the sea M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P I watch the sun Yellow and brown Sinking suns In every town My angel sings Down to me She's somewhere on the shore Waiting for me With her wet hair And sandy gown Singing songs Waves of sound There's a dive I know On River Street Go on in And take my seat There's a lot of friends I'll never meet Gonna take a dive Off River Street You look different From way down here Like a circus mirror I see flashes Of you on the surface