Austin and Ally s03e04 Episode Script

- Ah! - Home sweet home.
Being on tour was amazing, but how good does it feel to get off that bus? Surprise! - Welcome back! - Thanks, dad.
Uh, why does that sign say "happy anniversary"? Oh, I found it in the supply closet.
Why spend money on new decorations when it's the thought that counts? I guess that explains the rotten jack-o'-lantern.
Huh.
Yeah.
I missed you, Sweetie.
Oh, I missed you too, Mr.
Dawson.
I missed everything in this place.
I missed this cash register.
I missed this trumpet.
I missed this random customer.
You're back! Oh, it's so good to see you.
You too.
Put your arms down, buddy.
You're embarrassing yourself.
Thanks so much for covering for me while I was gone.
Oh, sure, no problem.
Working with your dad was a blast.
Oh.
Well, thank you, Kira.
Honestly this was the longest month of my life.
Anyway, we have so much to catch up on! Yeah, you wanna hear all about my tour? I was talking to Ally.
Okay, now you're starting to embarrass me.
Did you get all my postcards? Whoa.
Since when are you two a thing? Oh, we hung out a little before I met up with you guys on tour.
Turns out we have a lot in common.
I can think of one thing you have in common.
I'm talking about you, Austin.
- Because you dated both Ally and K - I get it.
Oh, hey, you guys wanna go to the new beach club tomorrow? It's where the old Humpy's Burger Bar used to be.
- Yeah, sure.
- Sweet! I could use a new hang.
I'm sick of this place already.
I'm sick of this cash register.
I'm sick of that trumpet.
I'm sick of this customer.
Sorry, pal, the spark's just not there anymore.
When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under.
You're my point, you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together on every billboard.
We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!" And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
It's no fun when you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
Whoa! This place is awesome! I'm gonna dominate on those volleyball courts.
And the cabanas will provide ample protection against harmful U.
V.
A.
rays! Yup, there's something for everybody.
Not to mention all those fine honeys.
Figures.
I bring you to a beautiful beach club and all you notice are the girls? Girls? I was talking about the fine selection of honeys they have over at the iced tea bar.
Mm-mmm! Where did Trish go? - She'd love all this stuff.
- Hmm.
Guess who got a job at Shredders Beach Club! Really? We've been here for two minutes.
How did you get a job that fast? It's kinda my thing.
You should see how fast she loses jobs.
Plus, Ally, did you see that stage? Now that I work here, I'm gonna try to book you a gig.
That's a great idea! The grand opening party is Saturday night.
Maybe I can play that.
Oh, totally.
And it's gonna be a luau.
I love luaus The music, the food, the clothes.
Did you know tropical print is my favorite after cheetah and leopard? Yes, I've seen your closet.
Looks like a zoo exploded in there.
Let's hit the beach, Dez.
This six-pack needs some sun.
Yup.
I got a one-pack that could use some sun too.
So, Ally, you never told me what happened on tour.
What's going on with you and Austin? We had fun hanging out, but with everything going on with our music We thought it was best to just stay friends for right now.
I get it.
You're focused on your career.
I'm focused on mine.
Welcome to Shredders! I'm Hazel, the manager.
Is there anything I can do to make you guests more comfortable? Aren't you sweet! - Maybe some water.
- Oh! I don't mean you, silly.
You work here.
Oh! Here is your official sponge.
I'm sure you can find something to wipe.
Just that smile off her face.
Sorry, Ally, looks like we can't hang today like we planned.
- That's okay.
I've got Kira.
- Hmm.
- Oh, wait, Trish.
- I know, I know.
I want to hang with you guys, too.
No, I was wondering if you could set up some beach chairs for us.
Oh.
I'll get right on that.
Um, hey, Kira.
I love your swimsuit.
Thanks, it's Oh my gosh! Twinsies! Barfsies.
Hey, nice castle.
It's not a castle.
It's a Yorkshire country manor with adjoining stables.
Yeah, that that was my second guess.
Man, I missed the beach while we were on tour.
Oh, me too.
The sun, the sand, the treasure map.
Did you just say, "treasure map"? Did I just say, "treasure map"?! Whoa.
Austin, look A giant palm tree, a black rock.
This map is leading to treasure right here on the beach.
Come on.
You don't really think there's treasure buried at the beach club, do you? This wasn't always a beach club.
Remember what Mrs.
Daniels said in history class? "Wake up, Austin.
You're snoring again"? I mean before that.
She said that 400 years ago, Ponce De Leon docked his ships full of gold along this coastline.
And then pirate Gasparilla stole the treasure and buried it under this very sand.
Really? And you believe all that? Trust me, there's booty all over this beach.
You said, "booty".
- Oh.
- Excuse me, coming through.
Trish, you are never gonna believe this.
Ally and I are taking a friendship quiz and getting all the same answers.
Watch.
"You're planning a vacation".
"Do you, A; Jet-set to Tahiti or, B; Go ice-fishing in Minnesota?" Uh, "A".
Me too.
Twinsies! I'm sure everyone's compatible on those quizzes.
- Oh, you try, Trish.
- Okay.
"You're going on a date with your crush.
Do you, A; Go to the movies or, B; Chat over fro-yo?" Easy "A".
Movies make the best first dates.
You don't have to hear the guy yapping about himself.
I like getting to know the guy.
I pick "B".
- Me too! - Don't say it.
Twinsies! Oh, Ally and I are alike too.
We're always finishing each other's Sentences.
Oh! Kira, did I ever tell you about the time Trish and I went to the - Fair.
- Actually, I was gonna say the - Water Park.
- Art museum.
And then Trish fell asleep during a lecture on Oil paintings? Stenciling? - Renaissance architecture? - Exactly! Wow! It's like you can read my thoughts! Just be glad you can't read mine.
Cans Frying pan Golf club More cans First aid kit.
Don't just throw that away! That could save someone's life.
A nine iron can be a lifesaver when you're close to the green.
Hey, have you guys seen Ally anywhere? I think she went swimming with Kira.
Oh.
Those two sure are connected at the hip today, huh? Being all cutesy, and B.
F.
F.
-ey, and some might even say unbearably obnoxious.
I think it's a-dorable.
Yeah, they're like Twinsies.
Okay, the next person who says "Twinsies" is going to get hurtsies.
Oh, I see what's going on here.
Someone's jealous.
Wha-a-a-a-at? Look, you're Ally's B.
F.
F.
and the one who books her gigs.
No one can replace you.
Hey, guys! I just booked Ally a gig here at the beach club! I guess you can be replaced.
I'm so excited I get to sing at the beach club luau tomorrow night.
Maybe if it goes well, I can get a regular gig there.
Oh, it'll be great.
We're gonna have so much fun! Yeah, you guys are.
I have to work.
Trish, I hope you're cool with this.
I know you were trying to get Ally a gig at the beach club and The last thing I want to do is step on your toes.
- Oh! - Ow! Sorry! Catch you guys later.
Do not ask us what we're doing with all this digging equipment.
It is top secret.
Okay, fine.
We're searching for buried treasure! But do not ask us how we know where to look.
Okay, fine.
We found a treasure map, but do not ask us Dez, no one cares.
I care, buddy.
I care.
You have to help me pick out what to wear tomorrow.
Oh, why don't you just wear whatever Kira's wearing? You guys seem to have everything else in common.
Okay, I didn't want to say anything before, but you've been acting kinda jealous lately.
Well, maybe I am a little jealous.
You're spending so much time with Kira and I barely see you.
That's just because you've been working so hard.
It's not my fault I haven't gotten fired yet! Seriously, you have no reason to be jealous.
You're my best friend.
No one could ever fill your shoes.
- I know.
- Good.
Oh! By the way, can Kira borrow your shoes? Your strappy sandals are gonna go great with the dress she's gonna wear to the luau.
I'm exhausted.
We've been digging for hours and we haven't made a dent.
Must be something wrong with our shovels.
Try the metal detector again.
Great Gasparilla's ghost.
I think we found something! Yes! Another metal detector.
Woo! Great! Now we can find nothing twice as fast.
Aloha, and welcome to paradise by the sea.
Your evening of Polynesian enchantment awaits.
Here's your complimentary lei.
Please enjoy the all-you-can-eat seafood bar.
Question; Is that all I can eat now or all I can eat ever? Because I brought a to-go bag.
Okay.
How's your stupid treasure hunt going? Not good.
I'm exhausted.
It'll all be worth it when we get our hands on that sweet sweet booty.
There's gotta be a better way to phrase that.
And what's with your feet? Oh, these? Thanks for noticing.
I've rigged metal detectors to the bottom of our shoes so we can schmooze and treasure hunt at the same time.
Trish! Great news you're on pig duty.
Don't forget the first rule of the pork; If you want great taste, you gotta baste.
If I'm ever that happy, just smack me.
Oh! Aloha, welcome.
- Complimentary lei? - Aw, thanks, Trish.
- Mmm.
- I'm gonna go grab a front-row seat.
Break a leg.
Hey, Trish, do you mind telling the Stage Manager I'm here? Oh, are you sure you wouldn't rather have your new B.
F.
F.
, and manager, and personal stylist do it? Trish, we talked about this.
There's no reason for you to be jealous.
Well, I am.
I am sick of the Twinsies stuff and I'm sick of waiting on you guys.
I have more dignity than that.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a giant pig to keep moist.
Dez! These stupid shoes are picking up something! Oh, false alarm.
It's just a shrimp fork.
Stop! You're ruining my luau! Well, your luau is on the site of some very valuable Buried treasure.
What are you talking about? Show her the map, Dez.
Read it and weep.
An authentic treasure map from pirate Gasparilla.
This is a children's menu from Humpy's Burger Bar The restaurant that used to be here.
I find these all over the place.
What?! But how do you explain the bloodstain and the giant "X" marking the treasure? That blood is ketchup and the "X" is a half-finished tic-tac-toe game.
Aloha, everybody.
I'm Ally Dawson.
Welcome to Shredders' grand opening! Woo! Let's get this luau started.
Whoa, Trish! Second rule of pork; If you don't want it to burn, speed up the turn.
Woo! Honey, are you okay? She's trying to say something.
- Get this thing off me! - Oh.
We're on it.
Ally, I'm so sorry! I can't believe you ruined my performance! - You did this on purpose! - What?! Why would I do that? You've been jealous this whole time and now you're trying to get back at me! You're supposed to be my best friend! I can't believe you'd blame me for this! If you really think I'd stoop that low, then maybe we're not best friends! Maybe we're not! Uh, why were all those dogs chasing us? Maybe because I smell like bacon? Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything, but you do smell really good.
Thanks? I can't believe Trish would humiliate me in front of all those people.
Maybe she didn't do it.
Yeah, I'm sure that pig just flew through the air by itself.
You think? Because my algebra teacher said she'd give me an "A" if that ever happened.
Sorry.
I think you're wrong about this one, Ally.
Trish wouldn't do something like that on purpose.
Trust me, you haven't seen the way she's been acting.
But she's your best friend.
I mean, sure, she can be mean, and selfish, and heartless at times.
- But? - Oh no, that that's it.
Ally, are you all right? Not really.
I got in a fight with my best friend and tackled by a flying pig.
That was pretty funny.
It's actually trending on - It's on the Internet?! - No Um, anyways, you shouldn't be mad at Trish.
I spoke to Hazel and it turns out it was all an accident.
- What do you mean? - The motor on the spit went haywire.
There was nothing Trish could do to stop it.
Really? Oh great.
I just blamed Trish for no reason.
- What are you gonna do? - First I'm gonna get rid of this pig smell, and then I'm gonna make it up to her.
Oh, I don't think that's a good idea.
You don't think Trish is ready to forgive me? No, I don't think you should get rid of that pig smell.
It's really working for ya.
This place looks great.
Thanks for your help.
Trish is gonna love it.
Whoa! Nice mountain! It's not a mountain.
It's Mauna Loa.
- My second-favorite volcano.
- Hmm.
- What's your favorite volcano? - Mmm, I don't really have one.
Nice touch, Dez But please tell me it's not actually filled with hot lava.
Would I do something that stupid? Do you really want us to answer that? Here comes Trish! Hurry, get ready! Oh.
Oh.
Aloha! And welcome to a very special Hawaiian luau in your honor.
What's all this? I wanted to make it up to you for how I acted, and I know how much you love luaus So this is for you.
Guys? Ally wants to say sorry to you.
Ally loves you and so do we.
Ally loves you and so do we.
That was sweet.
I'm so sorry I accused you of ruining my performance.
I know you didn't do it on purpose and I'm a terrible friend for thinking you did.
I'm sorry too.
I shouldn't have been jealous of you and Kira.
- I acted pretty stupid.
- You'll always be my best friend.
Nothing can change that.
I feel the same way.
Will you give it a rest already?! I'm sorry too, Trish.
I didn't mean to get between you and Ally.
So from now on, just let me know if I'm stepping on your toes.
Thanks.
- You're stepping on my toe.
- Oh, ah, sorry.
And here, I have something for you.
Look! We're Twinsies.
I appreciate it, but you and Kira can be Twinsies.
I'm just glad we're besties.
Me too.
I never got a chance to sing my song at the beach club, so I'm gonna sing it right now.
I wrote it for you.
- It's about our friendship.
- Really? I wouldn't sing it right now.
- Why not? - The volcano's about to erupt.
Woo! Woo! Dez! I thought you said there was no hot lava in the volcano?! It's not lava, it's salsa! And it's not hot, it's medium.
Mmm.
I'm really proud to introduce my best friend Ally Dawson Singing a song she wrote about me.
Her B.
F.
F.
Trish De La Rosa.
Okay, go, Ally.
Who do I call just to say "wassup?" If the day got me down again? And who do I bug on the five-minute break, because I know that you'll give me 10? And who do I call because I love that song, and I know you'll sing along with me? When I need to make my day.
Who do I call when I need to hear "hello"? Let me go on.
Though you've heard it all before.
Who do I call to make me smile? Who do I call to make me smile? I'll wait a while.
Oh! And redial Who do I call when I need to hear "hello"? Let me go on.
Though you've heard it all before.
Who do I call to make me smile? Who do I call to make me smile? I'll wait a while.
Oh! And redial What's this? Great Gasparilla's ghost! Man! The booty was under our nose this whole time.
Aw.
You said "booty" again.