Bunnicula (2016) s03e04 Episode Script
Termites!
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSES)
(LAUGHS)
(HUMMING)
Got my book and my milk,
and my blanket.
Gonna have a little
Chester time.
(SLURPS, SIGHS)
(SCREAMS)
(HAROLD AND BUNNICULA
SCREAMING)
Harold! Bunnicula!
They're in trouble.
-(BUNNICULA SCREAMING)
-(EXCLAIMING)
(GRUNTS)
What's What's wrong?
What's wrong?
(GROANING)
We're so bored.
Help us have fun.
(GROANS) You know,
if you two were just
a little bit more like me,
you'd never be bored.
'Cause I know have
to have fun.
When seeking adventure,
you don't have to look
any further than
the nearest book.
(BOTH GROAN)
This isn't real fun,
Chester.
What are you talking about?
This is so much better
than what we usually do.
(MUMBLING)
Yeah, what do we
usually do?
You know, like, messing with
the cursed, supernatural junk
in the cellar.
-Oh, right, the cellar.
Thanks, Chester.
-Hey, wait!
(LAUGHS) You.
(VOICE GROWLING, GROANING)
(LAUGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
Whoa. Ice job, baby.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Guys, quit it.
This is how all
the bad things start.
How about a nice, quiet
game of chess instead?
Chester, we're trying
to be less bored.
Aww, ain't you cute?
Mama.
I will eat your soul!
-Go on.
-Nope.
Nope, nope, nope.
No way.
Aww!
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
Ah! Bunnicula, no!
(SCREAMS)
-Cool.
-No!
-(LAUGHING)
-No! (GASPS)
I bet there's candy in here.
(YELLS) No!
All these things are
obviously evil.
Can we please
just go upstairs
and listen to some safe,
soothing jazz instead?
Why go upstairs when we
have music right here?
-(MUSIC BOX PLAYING)
-(RUMBLING)
-(OMINOUS LAUGHING)
-Harold, no!
-BOTH: Aww!
-(PANTING)
(SIGHS)
I just wanna hear the end
of this song.
-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
Oh, are you okay?
Oh, no, Chester.
You bumped your head.
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine, Harold.
I wish you guys
were more like me.
That way, we wouldn't
get into trouble.
I say we go upstairs
and have ourselves
a stimulating game
of chess instead.
That doesn't sound like you.
Don't believe me?
Come check it out
for yourself.
What?
"Check" is a term
used in chess, you see.
-(LAUGHING)
-Oh-ho, absolutely.
All right.
What's gotten into you?
All right, Harold,
I'll go easy on you,
since chess isn't
exactly your thing.
-Checkmate.
-Hah!
Harold, that's imposs
Wait a second,
that is checkmate.
-Harold, how did you--
-You really shouldn't have
moved your rook there.
Classic rookie mistake.
(CHUCKLES)
I always wanted more
of a challenge in chess,
but this is ridiculous.
Oh, chin up, Chester.
With a little practice,
you'll get there.
Huh. Something weird
is going on.
Hey, Bunnicula.
Have you noticed Harold
acting strange?
And since when do you
like to read?
(SHUSHING)
(SIGHS) Yeah?
Okay, what are you reading?
Oh
Hey, what did you do
to this book?
You messed it up.
All the letters are funny.
I can't read a word.
A baby book?
I know how to read.
Uh-huh, yeah.
I'll get another one.
Huh
This book's weird, too.
And this one.
And this one, and this one.
Why don't the letters
make any sense?
HAROLD: Uh, Chester,
could you keep it down
a little bit, huh? Thank you.
Trying to do brainy stuff
over here, okay?
(MUMBLING POETICALLY)
That's it! Something's up.
You two are acting
really weird.
Chester, you always said
you wished we were more
like you.
I mean, we got the glasses
and everything.
I don't even wear glasses.
Really? Huh.
I always pictured
you with glasses.
So weird.
Well, how about this?
Is this better?
(SCREAMS)
How did you do that?
Something supernatural's
happening here.
On second thought,
I don't wanna know.
I'm sitting this one out.
You guys do your thing.
Why is it always
something weird
with those guys?
(GASPS) Mina.
-(MEOWS)
-Oh, hey, Chester.
Are Harold and Bunnicula
giving you a hard time again?
They're just not as
sophisticated as you.
Ain't that the truth?
Or should I say,
they're not as
sophisticated as us.
(SCREAMS)
Harold, Bunnicula.
It's Mina!
What have you gotten into
this time, Chester?
(SCREAMS) Everyone's
turning into me!
Shh! Why don't you try
reading quietly instead?
(SCREAMING)
Yeah, listen to the lamp,
Chester.
(SCREAMS) Everything's
turning into me.
Stop running in the house.
You're making too much noise.
-Sit down and read.
-(SCREAMING)
(GASPS) It's impossible.
I must be dreaming.
That's what this is.
(PANTING)
I'm dreaming.
-(RUMBLING)
-(GASPS) What's happening?
(SCREAMING)
Huh?
(EXCLAIMS) Termites!
(GRUNTING)
Why can't I move?
(SCREAMS)
What's happening?
(GASPS) Oh, no.
How can they be sleeping
in a time like this?
Oh, oh, oh. Looks like
we got a live one here.
(EXCLAIMS) Who are you?
What'd you do to us?
Why, you didn't like
that perfect day we
constructed for you there?
-Perfect day?
-Yeah.
We're one of those
full-service termite
crews, you know.
Uh, what do we got there?
What do we got?
We got, uh, beam miners,
dry-wall demolishers,
and of course, uh,
my personal favorite,
mystical sleep shamans.
-Sleep.
-(RATTLING)
-(SCREAMS)
-Hey, whoa. Hold your horses
there, Sleep Shaman.
We're having a conversation.
Aww!
First thing, see,
is we put you under,
and then send
nice dreams your way.
Meanwhile, the crew and I
are eating you out
of hearth, then home.
(CHUCKLES) It's, uh,
what you call one of them
win-win situations.
See? Your friends
look happy.
(BOTH SNORING)
So they're both in a dream?
-And so was I?
-Yep.
Where did you guys
even come from?
We came out of that
there termite totem.
We were trapped in there
for nigh on a century, huh.
Hey, you know what?
I'll just show you
what happened.
I got a guy for that, too.
Hey, Flashback Guy!
Flashback!
(EXCLAIMS) What's happening?
TERMITE:So, when that
Jack-in-the-box scared you,
you tripped over our home,
which knocked it
into the wall there,
thus freeing us.
So, we got right back to work.
Mounted you up real good.
-Chester.
-Huh?
-Sleep.
-But I'm not ti
(SNORING)
Uh-oh.
Okay, we got a runner.
Double time, fellas.
Huh?
-Sleep.
-(MUMBLES)
-Nice work there,
Flashback Guy.
-You got it, boss.
-(ALARM BLARES)
-(EXCLAIMS)
All right, break time's
over, fellas.
Get back to eating
everything down through
to the ground, there.
-(RUMBLING, CLANGING)
-Harold, Bunnicula!
(SHOUTING) Wake up!
Wow, a hot dog.
(CHOMPS)
Wow, a hot dog.
(CHOMPS)
Is that hot dog?
Hot dogs are my favorite!
(CHOMPING)
Speaking of which,
a hot dog! (CHOMPING)
Bunnicula!
Oh, you're my little
Bunn-Bunn.
I love you so much.
Mmm!
Bunnicula.
-Please drain us, Bunnicula.
-Yeah, drain us.
Go get 'em, Bunn.
(MUMBLES)
-Oh, Bunnicula.
-(SLURPING)
VEGETABLE 1: That tickles.
VEGETABLE 2: Yay!
This is hopeless.
The termites keep
eating everything.
We're gonna live
out on the street.
Mina's gonna lose her home.
-Mina Trouble
-(GROANING) Mina
Yeah, that's right, Mina.
That seemed to work.
Mina is in trouble!
Two hot dogs?
(CHOMPS)
CHESTER: (ECHOING)
Mina's in danger!
Mina's in danger?
CHESTER: (ECHOING)
You're in a dream!
Wake up!
I'm in a dream?
Oh! Well that explains
where the rest
of the kitchen went.
(SCREAMING)
Hot dog?
One more for the road.
(SHOUTING)
Hot dog-dream. No!
(SIGHS, BURPS)
Aww.
My precious
little Bunn-Bunn's
all full from draining
those vegetables.
That was awesome.
I feel so light.
-I love you, Bunnicula.
-Aww!
CHESTER:
(ECHOING)Bunnicula!
Mina is in trouble!
Wake up!
-(SCREAMS)
-What's the matter
there, Bunn-Bunn?
Aww, I love you so much
there, eh, Bunnicula?
(GRUNTING)
Hey, where you going?
I was gonna rub
your belly there.
BOTH: Mina!
Yes, it worked!
Bunnicula, help!
Ha-ha!
ALL: He's free! He's free!
Ah, geez.
Go get 'em, Bunn.
-ALL: Huh?
-What?
Bunnicula,
where are you going?
Maybe he had
to use the bathroom.
Also, unrelated,
I have to use the bathroom.
A-ha! (CHOMPS)
(TERMITES SCREAMING)
Run!
(TERMITES SCREAMING)
Oh, suck-ulent.
I just got it.
(ALL SCREAMING)
BUNNICULA: A-ha!
We just wanted
to eat your home!
There
How about we just eat
the rooms you don't
use that much?
Yes? No?
Way to go, Bunnicula.
Oh, boy. Bathroom,
bathroom, bathroom.
Thanks, Bunnic.
I hate to say I told you so,
but this is exactly why
it's a bad idea to play
in the cellar.
Next time, we'll do
something I think is fun.
Hmm, nah.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Cool, new high score.
Whoa, what?
Whoa, hey there,
little dude.
Prepare to be given
your perfect day.
Sleep.
Sleep? Okay.
(SNORING)
Cool, new high score.
Yeah, my life is awesome.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSES)
(LAUGHS)
(HUMMING)
Got my book and my milk,
and my blanket.
Gonna have a little
Chester time.
(SLURPS, SIGHS)
(SCREAMS)
(HAROLD AND BUNNICULA
SCREAMING)
Harold! Bunnicula!
They're in trouble.
-(BUNNICULA SCREAMING)
-(EXCLAIMING)
(GRUNTS)
What's What's wrong?
What's wrong?
(GROANING)
We're so bored.
Help us have fun.
(GROANS) You know,
if you two were just
a little bit more like me,
you'd never be bored.
'Cause I know have
to have fun.
When seeking adventure,
you don't have to look
any further than
the nearest book.
(BOTH GROAN)
This isn't real fun,
Chester.
What are you talking about?
This is so much better
than what we usually do.
(MUMBLING)
Yeah, what do we
usually do?
You know, like, messing with
the cursed, supernatural junk
in the cellar.
-Oh, right, the cellar.
Thanks, Chester.
-Hey, wait!
(LAUGHS) You.
(VOICE GROWLING, GROANING)
(LAUGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
Whoa. Ice job, baby.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Guys, quit it.
This is how all
the bad things start.
How about a nice, quiet
game of chess instead?
Chester, we're trying
to be less bored.
Aww, ain't you cute?
Mama.
I will eat your soul!
-Go on.
-Nope.
Nope, nope, nope.
No way.
Aww!
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
Ah! Bunnicula, no!
(SCREAMS)
-Cool.
-No!
-(LAUGHING)
-No! (GASPS)
I bet there's candy in here.
(YELLS) No!
All these things are
obviously evil.
Can we please
just go upstairs
and listen to some safe,
soothing jazz instead?
Why go upstairs when we
have music right here?
-(MUSIC BOX PLAYING)
-(RUMBLING)
-(OMINOUS LAUGHING)
-Harold, no!
-BOTH: Aww!
-(PANTING)
(SIGHS)
I just wanna hear the end
of this song.
-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
Oh, are you okay?
Oh, no, Chester.
You bumped your head.
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine, Harold.
I wish you guys
were more like me.
That way, we wouldn't
get into trouble.
I say we go upstairs
and have ourselves
a stimulating game
of chess instead.
That doesn't sound like you.
Don't believe me?
Come check it out
for yourself.
What?
"Check" is a term
used in chess, you see.
-(LAUGHING)
-Oh-ho, absolutely.
All right.
What's gotten into you?
All right, Harold,
I'll go easy on you,
since chess isn't
exactly your thing.
-Checkmate.
-Hah!
Harold, that's imposs
Wait a second,
that is checkmate.
-Harold, how did you--
-You really shouldn't have
moved your rook there.
Classic rookie mistake.
(CHUCKLES)
I always wanted more
of a challenge in chess,
but this is ridiculous.
Oh, chin up, Chester.
With a little practice,
you'll get there.
Huh. Something weird
is going on.
Hey, Bunnicula.
Have you noticed Harold
acting strange?
And since when do you
like to read?
(SHUSHING)
(SIGHS) Yeah?
Okay, what are you reading?
Oh
Hey, what did you do
to this book?
You messed it up.
All the letters are funny.
I can't read a word.
A baby book?
I know how to read.
Uh-huh, yeah.
I'll get another one.
Huh
This book's weird, too.
And this one.
And this one, and this one.
Why don't the letters
make any sense?
HAROLD: Uh, Chester,
could you keep it down
a little bit, huh? Thank you.
Trying to do brainy stuff
over here, okay?
(MUMBLING POETICALLY)
That's it! Something's up.
You two are acting
really weird.
Chester, you always said
you wished we were more
like you.
I mean, we got the glasses
and everything.
I don't even wear glasses.
Really? Huh.
I always pictured
you with glasses.
So weird.
Well, how about this?
Is this better?
(SCREAMS)
How did you do that?
Something supernatural's
happening here.
On second thought,
I don't wanna know.
I'm sitting this one out.
You guys do your thing.
Why is it always
something weird
with those guys?
(GASPS) Mina.
-(MEOWS)
-Oh, hey, Chester.
Are Harold and Bunnicula
giving you a hard time again?
They're just not as
sophisticated as you.
Ain't that the truth?
Or should I say,
they're not as
sophisticated as us.
(SCREAMS)
Harold, Bunnicula.
It's Mina!
What have you gotten into
this time, Chester?
(SCREAMS) Everyone's
turning into me!
Shh! Why don't you try
reading quietly instead?
(SCREAMING)
Yeah, listen to the lamp,
Chester.
(SCREAMS) Everything's
turning into me.
Stop running in the house.
You're making too much noise.
-Sit down and read.
-(SCREAMING)
(GASPS) It's impossible.
I must be dreaming.
That's what this is.
(PANTING)
I'm dreaming.
-(RUMBLING)
-(GASPS) What's happening?
(SCREAMING)
Huh?
(EXCLAIMS) Termites!
(GRUNTING)
Why can't I move?
(SCREAMS)
What's happening?
(GASPS) Oh, no.
How can they be sleeping
in a time like this?
Oh, oh, oh. Looks like
we got a live one here.
(EXCLAIMS) Who are you?
What'd you do to us?
Why, you didn't like
that perfect day we
constructed for you there?
-Perfect day?
-Yeah.
We're one of those
full-service termite
crews, you know.
Uh, what do we got there?
What do we got?
We got, uh, beam miners,
dry-wall demolishers,
and of course, uh,
my personal favorite,
mystical sleep shamans.
-Sleep.
-(RATTLING)
-(SCREAMS)
-Hey, whoa. Hold your horses
there, Sleep Shaman.
We're having a conversation.
Aww!
First thing, see,
is we put you under,
and then send
nice dreams your way.
Meanwhile, the crew and I
are eating you out
of hearth, then home.
(CHUCKLES) It's, uh,
what you call one of them
win-win situations.
See? Your friends
look happy.
(BOTH SNORING)
So they're both in a dream?
-And so was I?
-Yep.
Where did you guys
even come from?
We came out of that
there termite totem.
We were trapped in there
for nigh on a century, huh.
Hey, you know what?
I'll just show you
what happened.
I got a guy for that, too.
Hey, Flashback Guy!
Flashback!
(EXCLAIMS) What's happening?
TERMITE:So, when that
Jack-in-the-box scared you,
you tripped over our home,
which knocked it
into the wall there,
thus freeing us.
So, we got right back to work.
Mounted you up real good.
-Chester.
-Huh?
-Sleep.
-But I'm not ti
(SNORING)
Uh-oh.
Okay, we got a runner.
Double time, fellas.
Huh?
-Sleep.
-(MUMBLES)
-Nice work there,
Flashback Guy.
-You got it, boss.
-(ALARM BLARES)
-(EXCLAIMS)
All right, break time's
over, fellas.
Get back to eating
everything down through
to the ground, there.
-(RUMBLING, CLANGING)
-Harold, Bunnicula!
(SHOUTING) Wake up!
Wow, a hot dog.
(CHOMPS)
Wow, a hot dog.
(CHOMPS)
Is that hot dog?
Hot dogs are my favorite!
(CHOMPING)
Speaking of which,
a hot dog! (CHOMPING)
Bunnicula!
Oh, you're my little
Bunn-Bunn.
I love you so much.
Mmm!
Bunnicula.
-Please drain us, Bunnicula.
-Yeah, drain us.
Go get 'em, Bunn.
(MUMBLES)
-Oh, Bunnicula.
-(SLURPING)
VEGETABLE 1: That tickles.
VEGETABLE 2: Yay!
This is hopeless.
The termites keep
eating everything.
We're gonna live
out on the street.
Mina's gonna lose her home.
-Mina Trouble
-(GROANING) Mina
Yeah, that's right, Mina.
That seemed to work.
Mina is in trouble!
Two hot dogs?
(CHOMPS)
CHESTER: (ECHOING)
Mina's in danger!
Mina's in danger?
CHESTER: (ECHOING)
You're in a dream!
Wake up!
I'm in a dream?
Oh! Well that explains
where the rest
of the kitchen went.
(SCREAMING)
Hot dog?
One more for the road.
(SHOUTING)
Hot dog-dream. No!
(SIGHS, BURPS)
Aww.
My precious
little Bunn-Bunn's
all full from draining
those vegetables.
That was awesome.
I feel so light.
-I love you, Bunnicula.
-Aww!
CHESTER:
(ECHOING)Bunnicula!
Mina is in trouble!
Wake up!
-(SCREAMS)
-What's the matter
there, Bunn-Bunn?
Aww, I love you so much
there, eh, Bunnicula?
(GRUNTING)
Hey, where you going?
I was gonna rub
your belly there.
BOTH: Mina!
Yes, it worked!
Bunnicula, help!
Ha-ha!
ALL: He's free! He's free!
Ah, geez.
Go get 'em, Bunn.
-ALL: Huh?
-What?
Bunnicula,
where are you going?
Maybe he had
to use the bathroom.
Also, unrelated,
I have to use the bathroom.
A-ha! (CHOMPS)
(TERMITES SCREAMING)
Run!
(TERMITES SCREAMING)
Oh, suck-ulent.
I just got it.
(ALL SCREAMING)
BUNNICULA: A-ha!
We just wanted
to eat your home!
There
How about we just eat
the rooms you don't
use that much?
Yes? No?
Way to go, Bunnicula.
Oh, boy. Bathroom,
bathroom, bathroom.
Thanks, Bunnic.
I hate to say I told you so,
but this is exactly why
it's a bad idea to play
in the cellar.
Next time, we'll do
something I think is fun.
Hmm, nah.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Cool, new high score.
Whoa, what?
Whoa, hey there,
little dude.
Prepare to be given
your perfect day.
Sleep.
Sleep? Okay.
(SNORING)
Cool, new high score.
Yeah, my life is awesome.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)