The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e04 Episode Script

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: [ PANTING, WHIMPERING .]
[ CRUNCH! CRUNCH! .]
WHIMPERING .]
[ CRUNCH! CRUNCH! .]
Darwin: DUDE, CHILL OUT.
[ CRUNCH! CRUNCH! .]
Darwin: DUDE, CHILL OUT.
IT'S ONLY A GAME! Darwin: DUDE, CHILL OUT.
IT'S ONLY A GAME! Gumball: YOU DON'T IT'S ONLY A GAME! Gumball: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MAN.
Gumball: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MAN.
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS FAR UNDERSTAND, MAN.
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS FAR BEFORE.
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS FAR BEFORE.
LOOK HOW MUCH I'M SWEATING.
BEFORE.
LOOK HOW MUCH I'M SWEATING.
Darwin: STOP IT! LOOK HOW MUCH I'M SWEATING.
Darwin: STOP IT! YOU'LL ELECTROCUTE YOURSELF! Darwin: STOP IT! YOU'LL ELECTROCUTE YOURSELF! [ SQUIRT! SQUIRT! .]
YOU'LL ELECTROCUTE YOURSELF! [ SQUIRT! SQUIRT! .]
[ SQUISH! .]
[ SQUIRT! SQUIRT! .]
[ SQUISH! .]
ROUND COMPLETE! [ SQUISH! .]
ROUND COMPLETE! [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
ROUND COMPLETE! [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
Gumball: OH, I CAN'T BEAT THE [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
Gumball: OH, I CAN'T BEAT THE FINAL BOSS MAN! Gumball: OH, I CAN'T BEAT THE FINAL BOSS MAN! I'M WEAK.
FINAL BOSS MAN! I'M WEAK.
Darwin: YOU'RE NOT WEAK.
I'M WEAK.
Darwin: YOU'RE NOT WEAK.
YOU JUST LACK UPPER-BODY Darwin: YOU'RE NOT WEAK.
YOU JUST LACK UPPER-BODY STRENGTH, LOWER-BODY STRENGTH, YOU JUST LACK UPPER-BODY STRENGTH, LOWER-BODY STRENGTH, AND MENTAL STRENGTH.
STRENGTH, LOWER-BODY STRENGTH, AND MENTAL STRENGTH.
Gumball: SLAP ME.
AND MENTAL STRENGTH.
Gumball: SLAP ME.
HARDER.
Gumball: SLAP ME.
HARDER.
OW! HARDER.
OW! SOFTER.
OW! SOFTER.
OKAY, MAYBE SOMEWHERE IN SOFTER.
OKAY, MAYBE SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN.
OKAY, MAYBE SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN.
THAT WAS EXACTLY RIGHT.
BETWEEN.
THAT WAS EXACTLY RIGHT.
Darwin: COME ON.
THAT WAS EXACTLY RIGHT.
Darwin: COME ON.
YOU CAN WIN THIS BY THE POWER Darwin: COME ON.
YOU CAN WIN THIS BY THE POWER OF BUTTON MASHING! YOU CAN WIN THIS BY THE POWER OF BUTTON MASHING! [ WHOOSH! .]
OF BUTTON MASHING! [ WHOOSH! .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ WHOOSH! .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
YOU WIN! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
YOU WIN! Gumball: DUDE, WHAT'S THE YOU WIN! Gumball: DUDE, WHAT'S THE POINT IN LEARNING ALL THESE Gumball: DUDE, WHAT'S THE POINT IN LEARNING ALL THESE COMBOS IF ALL YOU NEED IS BUTTON POINT IN LEARNING ALL THESE COMBOS IF ALL YOU NEED IS BUTTON MASHING? COMBOS IF ALL YOU NEED IS BUTTON MASHING? Darwin: WHO CARES? TOP SCORE! MASHING? Darwin: WHO CARES? TOP SCORE! Gumball: AW, MAN.
Darwin: WHO CARES? TOP SCORE! Gumball: AW, MAN.
IT'S ONLY THREE LETTERS IN THE Gumball: AW, MAN.
IT'S ONLY THREE LETTERS IN THE TOP SCORE.
IT'S ONLY THREE LETTERS IN THE TOP SCORE.
MM, WHAT DO I GO WITH -- "GUM" TOP SCORE.
MM, WHAT DO I GO WITH -- "GUM" OR "BAL"? MM, WHAT DO I GO WITH -- "GUM" OR "BAL"? Darwin: MAYBE GO WITH THE OR "BAL"? Darwin: MAYBE GO WITH THE LEAST DUMB-SOUNDING.
Darwin: MAYBE GO WITH THE LEAST DUMB-SOUNDING.
Gumball: YOU'RE RIGHT.
LEAST DUMB-SOUNDING.
Gumball: YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S GO WITH "BAL.
" Gumball: YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S GO WITH "BAL.
" Darwin: NO.
WAIT.
LET'S GO WITH "BAL.
" Darwin: NO.
WAIT.
WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR REAL NAME Darwin: NO.
WAIT.
WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR REAL NAME INSTEAD OF YOUR NICKNAME? WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR REAL NAME INSTEAD OF YOUR NICKNAME? Gumball: GREAT IDEA! INSTEAD OF YOUR NICKNAME? Gumball: GREAT IDEA! WAIT.
WHAT IS IT? Gumball: GREAT IDEA! WAIT.
WHAT IS IT? Darwin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WAIT.
WHAT IS IT? Darwin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT IS IT"? Darwin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT IS IT"? WHAT KIND OF GUY DOESN'T KNOW "WHAT IS IT"? WHAT KIND OF GUY DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN NAME? WHAT KIND OF GUY DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN NAME? Gumball: YOU DON'T KNOW IT, HIS OWN NAME? Gumball: YOU DON'T KNOW IT, EITHER, DO YOU? Gumball: YOU DON'T KNOW IT, EITHER, DO YOU? Darwin: EH.
EITHER, DO YOU? Darwin: EH.
Gumball: THEN THIS SHALL BE Darwin: EH.
Gumball: THEN THIS SHALL BE MY QUEST.
Gumball: THEN THIS SHALL BE MY QUEST.
I WILL FIND OUT THAT NAME.
MY QUEST.
I WILL FIND OUT THAT NAME.
I WILL STOP AT NOTHING! I WILL FIND OUT THAT NAME.
I WILL STOP AT NOTHING! I WILL LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED! I WILL STOP AT NOTHING! I WILL LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED! I WILL CLIMB THE HIGHEST I WILL LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED! I WILL CLIMB THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN, EXPLORE EVERY ISLAND, I WILL CLIMB THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN, EXPLORE EVERY ISLAND, SEARCH EVERY CAVE! MOUNTAIN, EXPLORE EVERY ISLAND, SEARCH EVERY CAVE! I WILL QUESTION EVERY MAN, SEARCH EVERY CAVE! I WILL QUESTION EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND ANIMAL! I WILL QUESTION EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND ANIMAL! FIGHT A BEAR IF I HAVE TO! WOMAN, AND ANIMAL! FIGHT A BEAR IF I HAVE TO! I'LL WEAR JORTS! FIGHT A BEAR IF I HAVE TO! I'LL WEAR JORTS! I'LL MILK A FISH! I'LL WEAR JORTS! I'LL MILK A FISH! I'LL SHAVE A BABY! I'LL MILK A FISH! I'LL SHAVE A BABY! Darwin: CLIMB A RAINBOW! I'LL SHAVE A BABY! Darwin: CLIMB A RAINBOW! Gumball: NO, THAT WOULD BE Darwin: CLIMB A RAINBOW! Gumball: NO, THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.
Gumball: NO, THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.
BUT I WILL LICK AN OWL! RIDICULOUS.
BUT I WILL LICK AN OWL! I WILL WRESTLE A SENIOR CITIZEN BUT I WILL LICK AN OWL! I WILL WRESTLE A SENIOR CITIZEN IN JELLO! I WILL WRESTLE A SENIOR CITIZEN IN JELLO! I'LL KICK A CRAB IN THE FACE! IN JELLO! I'LL KICK A CRAB IN THE FACE! AND I'LL STEAL A WATCH FROM A I'LL KICK A CRAB IN THE FACE! AND I'LL STEAL A WATCH FROM A GHOST! AND I'LL STEAL A WATCH FROM A GHOST! I'LL EAT A BEARD! GHOST! I'LL EAT A BEARD! I'LL MARINATE A PLUMBER! I'LL EAT A BEARD! I'LL MARINATE A PLUMBER! AND WHEN THEY WRITE ABOUT ME IN I'LL MARINATE A PLUMBER! AND WHEN THEY WRITE ABOUT ME IN HISTORY BOOKS, THEY WILL SAY, AND WHEN THEY WRITE ABOUT ME IN HISTORY BOOKS, THEY WILL SAY, "HE DID WHAT HAD TO BE DONE TO HISTORY BOOKS, THEY WILL SAY, "HE DID WHAT HAD TO BE DONE TO FIND OUT HIS REAL NAME.
" "HE DID WHAT HAD TO BE DONE TO FIND OUT HIS REAL NAME.
" Mom: YOUR REAL NAME? FIND OUT HIS REAL NAME.
" Mom: YOUR REAL NAME? IT'S ZACH.
Mom: YOUR REAL NAME? IT'S ZACH.
Gumball: UH.
ZACH.
Darwin: ZACH.
Gumball: [ Slowly .]
ZACH.
Darwin: ZACH.
Gumball: [ Slowly .]
ZACH.
Darwin: [ Gravelly voice .]
Gumball: [ Slowly .]
ZACH.
Darwin: [ Gravelly voice .]
ZACH.
Darwin: [ Gravelly voice .]
ZACH.
Both: ZACH.
ZACH.
Both: ZACH.
Gumball: ZA-A-A-A-CH.
Both: ZACH.
Gumball: ZA-A-A-A-CH.
Darwin: ZA-A-A-A-CH.
Gumball: ZA-A-A-A-CH.
Darwin: ZA-A-A-A-CH.
[ BOTH QUICKLY SAYING "ZACH" .]
Darwin: ZA-A-A-A-CH.
[ BOTH QUICKLY SAYING "ZACH" .]
Gumball: ZA-A-A-CH.
[ BOTH QUICKLY SAYING "ZACH" .]
Gumball: ZA-A-A-CH.
Who's Zach? Gumball: ZA-A-A-CH.
Who's Zach? Gumball: I am Who's Zach? Gumball: I am Oh.
Gumball: I am Oh.
Gumball's called Zach now.
Oh.
Gumball's called Zach now.
SO? Gumball's called Zach now.
SO? YEAH.
GOOD POINT.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS .]
Gumball: HEY, COACH, GREAT GAME LAST NIGHT! Gumball: HEY, COACH, GREAT GAME LAST NIGHT! YOU'RE NOT ON THE TEAM, GAME LAST NIGHT! YOU'RE NOT ON THE TEAM, WATTERSON.
YOU'RE NOT ON THE TEAM, WATTERSON.
[ SMACK! .]
WATTERSON.
[ SMACK! .]
Gumball: GO, ELMORE DUCKS! [ SMACK! .]
Gumball: GO, ELMORE DUCKS! WHOO-O-O-O-O! Gumball: GO, ELMORE DUCKS! WHOO-O-O-O-O! HEY, CARRIE, I THINK WE REALLY WHOO-O-O-O-O! HEY, CARRIE, I THINK WE REALLY NAILED THE SONG LAST NIGHT.
HEY, CARRIE, I THINK WE REALLY NAILED THE SONG LAST NIGHT.
WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA WIN THE NAILED THE SONG LAST NIGHT.
WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA WIN THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS, MAN.
WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA WIN THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS, MAN.
YOU'RE NOT IN A BAND.
BATTLE OF THE BANDS, MAN.
YOU'RE NOT IN A BAND.
I'M NOT IN A BAND.
YOU'RE NOT IN A BAND.
I'M NOT IN A BAND.
I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN GIVE ME THE I'M NOT IN A BAND.
I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN GIVE ME THE NAME OF A BAND.
I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN GIVE ME THE NAME OF A BAND.
Gumball: PSCH, YEAH, LIKE NAME OF A BAND.
Gumball: PSCH, YEAH, LIKE GERMANY.
Gumball: PSCH, YEAH, LIKE GERMANY.
Darwin: WHOO! GERMANY.
Darwin: WHOO! [ SWIPE! WHOOSH! .]
Darwin: WHOO! [ SWIPE! WHOOSH! .]
HEY, THAT'S MY COUSIN! [ SWIPE! WHOOSH! .]
HEY, THAT'S MY COUSIN! [ CRYING .]
HEY, THAT'S MY COUSIN! [ CRYING .]
[ WHOOSH! .]
[ CRYING .]
[ WHOOSH! .]
[ WHOOSH! .]
[ WHOOSH! .]
[ WHOOSH! .]
[ CAR ALARM BLARES .]
[ WHOOSH! .]
[ CAR ALARM BLARES .]
Gumball: TOUCHDOWN! WHOO! [ CAR ALARM BLARES .]
Gumball: TOUCHDOWN! WHOO! [ WHEELS SQUEAK .]
Gumball: TOUCHDOWN! WHOO! [ WHEELS SQUEAK .]
WATCH OUT, WORLD! [ WHEELS SQUEAK .]
WATCH OUT, WORLD! THERE'S A NEW CAT IN TOWN! WATCH OUT, WORLD! THERE'S A NEW CAT IN TOWN! AND HE'S CALLED THERE'S A NEW CAT IN TOWN! AND HE'S CALLED ZACH! AND HE'S CALLED ZACH! [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
ZACH! [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ DOORS OPEN .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ DOORS OPEN .]
SCHOOL'S OVER ALREADY? [ DOORS OPEN .]
SCHOOL'S OVER ALREADY? Darwin: YEAH, AND YOU SPENT SCHOOL'S OVER ALREADY? Darwin: YEAH, AND YOU SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WITH ONE EYEBROW Darwin: YEAH, AND YOU SPENT THE WHOLE DAY WITH ONE EYEBROW RAISED, BEHAVING LIKE A HORRIBLE THE WHOLE DAY WITH ONE EYEBROW RAISED, BEHAVING LIKE A HORRIBLE JERK.
RAISED, BEHAVING LIKE A HORRIBLE JERK.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? JERK.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Gumball: OH, ZACH IS FINE.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Gumball: OH, ZACH IS FINE.
Darwin: ARE YOU SURE? Gumball: OH, ZACH IS FINE.
Darwin: ARE YOU SURE? 'CAUSE ZACH IS KIND OF DIGESTING Darwin: ARE YOU SURE? 'CAUSE ZACH IS KIND OF DIGESTING PART OF AN APPLE KID'S FACE 'CAUSE ZACH IS KIND OF DIGESTING PART OF AN APPLE KID'S FACE RIGHT NOW.
PART OF AN APPLE KID'S FACE RIGHT NOW.
Gumball: THAT'S 'CAUSE ZACH RIGHT NOW.
Gumball: THAT'S 'CAUSE ZACH DOES WHAT HE WANTS.
Gumball: THAT'S 'CAUSE ZACH DOES WHAT HE WANTS.
Darwin: SORRY, BUT WHO DOES WHAT HE WANTS.
Darwin: SORRY, BUT WHO EXACTLY IS THIS ZACH? Darwin: SORRY, BUT WHO EXACTLY IS THIS ZACH? I THOUGHT HE'D BE LIKE GUMBALL EXACTLY IS THIS ZACH? I THOUGHT HE'D BE LIKE GUMBALL BUT WITH A SHORTER NAME.
I THOUGHT HE'D BE LIKE GUMBALL BUT WITH A SHORTER NAME.
Gumball: NO! BUT WITH A SHORTER NAME.
Gumball: NO! GUMBALL'S A LOSER.
Gumball: NO! GUMBALL'S A LOSER.
ZACH IS THE MAN.
GUMBALL'S A LOSER.
ZACH IS THE MAN.
ZACH DOESN'T ASK.
ZACH IS THE MAN.
ZACH DOESN'T ASK.
[ SLURP! .]
ZACH DOESN'T ASK.
[ SLURP! .]
HE TAKES.
[ SLURP! .]
HE TAKES.
UGH! HE TAKES.
UGH! Darwin: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU UGH! Darwin: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Darwin: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T HAVE TO DOING?! Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF BECAUSE HE Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF BECAUSE HE SMELLS SO GOOD.
EXPLAIN HIMSELF BECAUSE HE SMELLS SO GOOD.
Darwin: ZACH, LISTEN TO ME.
SMELLS SO GOOD.
Darwin: ZACH, LISTEN TO ME.
Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T LISTEN.
Darwin: ZACH, LISTEN TO ME.
Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T LISTEN.
HE HEARS.
Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T LISTEN.
HE HEARS.
Darwin: THAT'S THE SAME HE HEARS.
Darwin: THAT'S THE SAME THING! Darwin: THAT'S THE SAME THING! Gumball: OH, WAIT.
THING! Gumball: OH, WAIT.
WHAT WAS THAT? Gumball: OH, WAIT.
WHAT WAS THAT? I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LISTEN YOU.
WHAT WAS THAT? I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LISTEN YOU.
Darwin: WHAT? [ SIGHS .]
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LISTEN YOU.
Darwin: WHAT? [ SIGHS .]
Gumball: WALK WITH ME.
Darwin: WHAT? [ SIGHS .]
Gumball: WALK WITH ME.
SEE, ZACH DOESN'T WAIT FOR DOORS Gumball: WALK WITH ME.
SEE, ZACH DOESN'T WAIT FOR DOORS TO OPEN.
SEE, ZACH DOESN'T WAIT FOR DOORS TO OPEN.
HE PUNCHES RIGHT THROUGH THEM.
TO OPEN.
HE PUNCHES RIGHT THROUGH THEM.
[ GRUNTS .]
HE PUNCHES RIGHT THROUGH THEM.
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ ZIP! ZIP! ZIP! .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ ZIP! ZIP! ZIP! .]
METAPHORICALLY, OF COURSE.
[ ZIP! ZIP! ZIP! .]
METAPHORICALLY, OF COURSE.
SEE, HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE.
METAPHORICALLY, OF COURSE.
SEE, HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE.
ZACH DOESN'T WASTE HIS TIME.
SEE, HERE'S ANOTHER EXAMPLE.
ZACH DOESN'T WASTE HIS TIME.
HE GOES STRAIGHT TO THE POINT.
ZACH DOESN'T WASTE HIS TIME.
HE GOES STRAIGHT TO THE POINT.
UGH.
HE GOES STRAIGHT TO THE POINT.
UGH.
Gumball: MAKE WAY, LOSERS.
UGH.
Gumball: MAKE WAY, LOSERS.
[ GRUNTS .]
Gumball: MAKE WAY, LOSERS.
[ GRUNTS .]
Gumball: I'M MORE IMPORTANT [ GRUNTS .]
Gumball: I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU.
Gumball: I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU.
[ METAL CLANGS .]
THAN YOU.
[ METAL CLANGS .]
YOU THINK THAT'LL STOP ZACH? [ METAL CLANGS .]
YOU THINK THAT'LL STOP ZACH? WELL, ZACH IS LIKE WATER.
YOU THINK THAT'LL STOP ZACH? WELL, ZACH IS LIKE WATER.
HE ALWAYFINDS A WAY.
WELL, ZACH IS LIKE WATER.
HE ALWAYFINDS A WAY.
OH! AH! OOH! HE ALWAYFINDS A WAY.
OH! AH! OOH! [ THUD! THUD! .]
OH! AH! OOH! [ THUD! THUD! .]
Darwin: [ CHUCKLING [ THUD! THUD! .]
Darwin: [ CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY .]
Darwin: [ CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY .]
YOU DO REALIZE YOU'VE DONE ALL NERVOUSLY .]
YOU DO REALIZE YOU'VE DONE ALL THIS, AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO YOU DO REALIZE YOU'VE DONE ALL THIS, AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BUY, RIGHT? THIS, AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BUY, RIGHT? Gumball: YEAH, THAT'S WHY BUY, RIGHT? Gumball: YEAH, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GONNA STAY HERE AND HOLD Gumball: YEAH, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GONNA STAY HERE AND HOLD MY PLACE.
YOU'RE GONNA STAY HERE AND HOLD MY PLACE.
HEY, KID, GET IN LINE LIKE MY PLACE.
HEY, KID, GET IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
HEY, KID, GET IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
YOU'VE GOT THREE SECONDS TO EVERYONE ELSE.
YOU'VE GOT THREE SECONDS TO MOVE, OR I'LL BINGO-WING YOU.
YOU'VE GOT THREE SECONDS TO MOVE, OR I'LL BINGO-WING YOU.
HAVE YOU GOT NO RESPECT?! MOVE, OR I'LL BINGO-WING YOU.
HAVE YOU GOT NO RESPECT?! GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE! HAVE YOU GOT NO RESPECT?! GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE! I'M SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE! I'M SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY ARE! I'M SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY ARE! Darwin: [ SHRIEKS .]
PHEW! ARE! Darwin: [ SHRIEKS .]
PHEW! CAN YOU SAY SORRY TO THESE Darwin: [ SHRIEKS .]
PHEW! CAN YOU SAY SORRY TO THESE PEOPLE BEFORE THEY GET TO THE CAN YOU SAY SORRY TO THESE PEOPLE BEFORE THEY GET TO THE HEAVY ITEMS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PEOPLE BEFORE THEY GET TO THE HEAVY ITEMS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CART? HEAVY ITEMS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CART? Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T CART? Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T APOLOGIZE.
Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T APOLOGIZE.
HE USES HIS CHARM.
APOLOGIZE.
HE USES HIS CHARM.
CAN YOU PAY FOR THIS, BUDDY? HE USES HIS CHARM.
CAN YOU PAY FOR THIS, BUDDY? THANK YOU.
CAN YOU PAY FOR THIS, BUDDY? THANK YOU.
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, YOU THANK YOU.
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, YOU LOVABLE ROGUE.
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, YOU LOVABLE ROGUE.
HEY, WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? LOVABLE ROGUE.
HEY, WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T HANG HEY, WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T HANG OUT WITH LOSERS.
Gumball: ZACH DOESN'T HANG OUT WITH LOSERS.
HE LIVES TOO FAST.
OUT WITH LOSERS.
HE LIVES TOO FAST.
Darwin: NO, WAIT! HE LIVES TOO FAST.
Darwin: NO, WAIT! [ SLAP! .]
Darwin: NO, WAIT! [ SLAP! .]
[ JIGGLE! .]
[ SLAP! .]
[ JIGGLE! .]
I WARNED YOU.
[ JIGGLE! .]
I WARNED YOU.
[ POP! .]
I WARNED YOU.
[ POP! .]
Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ POP! .]
Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT HAPPENED? Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT HAPPENED? Anais: ZACH -- HE SAID HE WHAT HAPPENED? Anais: ZACH -- HE SAID HE NEEDED HIS OWN "HANG SPACE," SO Anais: ZACH -- HE SAID HE NEEDED HIS OWN "HANG SPACE," SO HE THREW US OUT OF THE BEDROOM.
NEEDED HIS OWN "HANG SPACE," SO HE THREW US OUT OF THE BEDROOM.
THIS IS WHERE I SLEEP NOW.
HE THREW US OUT OF THE BEDROOM.
THIS IS WHERE I SLEEP NOW.
Darwin: WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT ME? THIS IS WHERE I SLEEP NOW.
Darwin: WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT ME? [ ZIP! .]
Darwin: WHAT?! WHAT ABOUT ME? [ ZIP! .]
[ DRAMATIC CHORD PLAYS .]
[ ZIP! .]
[ DRAMATIC CHORD PLAYS .]
[ BLINK! .]
[ DRAMATIC CHORD PLAYS .]
[ BLINK! .]
HOW CAN MR.
DAD LET THIS HAPPEN? [ BLINK! .]
HOW CAN MR.
DAD LET THIS HAPPEN? Dad: I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BE HOW CAN MR.
DAD LET THIS HAPPEN? Dad: I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BE CALLED "DAD" ANYMORE.
Dad: I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BE CALLED "DAD" ANYMORE.
ZACH MADE ME SIGN AWAY MY CALLED "DAD" ANYMORE.
ZACH MADE ME SIGN AWAY MY POSITION AS MAN OF THE HOUSE.
ZACH MADE ME SIGN AWAY MY POSITION AS MAN OF THE HOUSE.
WHAT AM I NOW? POSITION AS MAN OF THE HOUSE.
WHAT AM I NOW? ASSISTANT MOM? VICE MOTHER? WHAT AM I NOW? ASSISTANT MOM? VICE MOTHER? MAN MOM?! ASSISTANT MOM? VICE MOTHER? MAN MOM?! Darwin: OKAY.
MAN MOM?! Darwin: OKAY.
WHAT DOES MRS.
MOM THINK OF Darwin: OKAY.
WHAT DOES MRS.
MOM THINK OF THIS? WHAT DOES MRS.
MOM THINK OF THIS? Anais: ASK HER YOURSELF.
THIS? Anais: ASK HER YOURSELF.
Darwin: WHAT'S GOING ON? Anais: ASK HER YOURSELF.
Darwin: WHAT'S GOING ON? Mom: I TRIED TO TEACH HIM A Darwin: WHAT'S GOING ON? Mom: I TRIED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON BY BEATING HIM AT Mom: I TRIED TO TEACH HIM A LESSON BY BEATING HIM AT ANYTHING HE CHOSE.
LESSON BY BEATING HIM AT ANYTHING HE CHOSE.
Darwin: WHAT DID HE CHOSE? ANYTHING HE CHOSE.
Darwin: WHAT DID HE CHOSE? Mom: [ Crying .]
BEING Darwin: WHAT DID HE CHOSE? Mom: [ Crying .]
BEING OBNOXIOUS! Mom: [ Crying .]
BEING OBNOXIOUS! Gumball: YEAH! I WON! OBNOXIOUS! Gumball: YEAH! I WON! BOOM SHAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA MUCKA Gumball: YEAH! I WON! BOOM SHAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA MUCKA LACKA CRACKER JACKA FLAK ATTACK BOOM SHAKA LAKA LAKA LAKA MUCKA LACKA CRACKER JACKA FLAK ATTACK ALACK AHUCKA BOO-YAH! LACKA CRACKER JACKA FLAK ATTACK ALACK AHUCKA BOO-YAH! Darwin: OKAY, MAN MOM, I NEED ALACK AHUCKA BOO-YAH! Darwin: OKAY, MAN MOM, I NEED A MIRROR! Darwin: OKAY, MAN MOM, I NEED A MIRROR! LOOK AT YOURSELF.
A MIRROR! LOOK AT YOURSELF.
YOU'RE SUCH A JERK NOW, YOU'VE LOOK AT YOURSELF.
YOU'RE SUCH A JERK NOW, YOU'VE STARTED POPPING YOUR COLLAR.
YOU'RE SUCH A JERK NOW, YOU'VE STARTED POPPING YOUR COLLAR.
Gumball: AH! STARTED POPPING YOUR COLLAR.
Gumball: AH! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? Gumball: AH! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? Darwin: WHAT? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? Darwin: WHAT? YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T REMEMBER? Darwin: WHAT? YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T REMEMBER? Anais: [ GASPS .]
YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T REMEMBER? Anais: [ GASPS .]
IT'S ZACH.
ZACH IS TAKING OVER.
Anais: [ GASPS .]
IT'S ZACH.
ZACH IS TAKING OVER.
GUMBALL, YOU NEED TO REMEMBER IT'S ZACH.
ZACH IS TAKING OVER.
GUMBALL, YOU NEED TO REMEMBER WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
GUMBALL, YOU NEED TO REMEMBER WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
Darwin: YEAH, THE REAL WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
Darwin: YEAH, THE REAL GUMBALL DOESN'T CARE ABOUT Darwin: YEAH, THE REAL GUMBALL DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WINNING.
GUMBALL DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WINNING.
HE FAILS WITH STYLE, LIKE THAT WINNING.
HE FAILS WITH STYLE, LIKE THAT TIME YOU TRIED TO CROSS THAT HE FAILS WITH STYLE, LIKE THAT TIME YOU TRIED TO CROSS THAT BRIDGE IN A BUCKET.
TIME YOU TRIED TO CROSS THAT BRIDGE IN A BUCKET.
Gumball: GONNA MAKE IT! BRIDGE IN A BUCKET.
Gumball: GONNA MAKE IT! I'M GONNA MAKE IT! Gumball: GONNA MAKE IT! I'M GONNA MAKE IT! I'M GONNA MAKE IT! I'M GONNA MAKE IT! I'M GONNA MAKE IT! I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT! I'M GONNA MAKE IT! I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT! [ STATIC HISSES .]
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT! [ STATIC HISSES .]
YEAH! [ STATIC HISSES .]
YEAH! [ HUMMING .]
YEAH! [ HUMMING .]
[ GAGS .]
[ HUMMING .]
[ GAGS .]
Darwin: NO! [ GAGS .]
Darwin: NO! ZACH IS TRANSFORMING YOUR Darwin: NO! ZACH IS TRANSFORMING YOUR MEMORIES, DUDE.
ZACH IS TRANSFORMING YOUR MEMORIES, DUDE.
Mom: WE NEED TO GET RID OF MEMORIES, DUDE.
Mom: WE NEED TO GET RID OF THIS ZACH PERMANENTLY.
Mom: WE NEED TO GET RID OF THIS ZACH PERMANENTLY.
Anais: ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU.
THIS ZACH PERMANENTLY.
Anais: ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU.
I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.
Anais: ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU.
I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.
Mom: BY CHANGING HIS NAME TO I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.
Mom: BY CHANGING HIS NAME TO GUMBALL AT THE TOWN HALL.
Mom: BY CHANGING HIS NAME TO GUMBALL AT THE TOWN HALL.
Anais: [ Chuckling .]
YEAH.
GUMBALL AT THE TOWN HALL.
Anais: [ Chuckling .]
YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
Anais: [ Chuckling .]
YEAH.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
Gumball: [ GROANING .]
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
Gumball: [ GROANING .]
Anais: WE'RE LOSING HIM! Gumball: [ GROANING .]
Anais: WE'RE LOSING HIM! Mom: OKAY, HOLD ON! Anais: WE'RE LOSING HIM! Mom: OKAY, HOLD ON! [ HORN HONKS .]
Mom: OKAY, HOLD ON! [ HORN HONKS .]
Anais: WATCH OUT! [ HORN HONKS .]
Anais: WATCH OUT! Mom: THE BRAKES DON'T WORK! Anais: WATCH OUT! Mom: THE BRAKES DON'T WORK! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
Mom: THE BRAKES DON'T WORK! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
Anais: AAH! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
Anais: AAH! Gumball: [ GROANS .]
Anais: AAH! Gumball: [ GROANS .]
WHERE AM I? WHAT'S GOING ON? Gumball: [ GROANS .]
WHERE AM I? WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY IS DAD DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN? WHERE AM I? WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY IS DAD DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN? Anais: NO ONE REALLY KNOWS.
WHY IS DAD DRESSED LIKE A WOMAN? Anais: NO ONE REALLY KNOWS.
Gumball: OW.
Anais: NO ONE REALLY KNOWS.
Gumball: OW.
WHY ARE THESE IN MY POCKET? Gumball: OW.
WHY ARE THESE IN MY POCKET? Darwin: [ GASPS .]
WHY ARE THESE IN MY POCKET? Darwin: [ GASPS .]
IT WAS ZACH WHO CUT THE BRAKES.
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
IT WAS ZACH WHO CUT THE BRAKES.
HE KNEW WE'D TRY TO CHANGE YOUR IT WAS ZACH WHO CUT THE BRAKES.
HE KNEW WE'D TRY TO CHANGE YOUR NAME.
HE KNEW WE'D TRY TO CHANGE YOUR NAME.
ZACH IS ALWAYS THREE STEPS NAME.
ZACH IS ALWAYS THREE STEPS AHEAD.
ZACH IS ALWAYS THREE STEPS AHEAD.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
AHEAD.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
Gumball: UGH.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
Gumball: UGH.
Darwin: NO, NO, NO! Gumball: UGH.
Darwin: NO, NO, NO! FIGHT HIM, GUMBALL! Darwin: NO, NO, NO! FIGHT HIM, GUMBALL! FIGHT HIM! FIGHT HIM, GUMBALL! FIGHT HIM! [ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING .]
GUMBALL, DON'T LET HIM CHANGE YOUR MEMORIES! Gumball: AND HOW EXACTLY AM I YOUR MEMORIES! Gumball: AND HOW EXACTLY AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? Gumball: AND HOW EXACTLY AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? Darwin: BY REMEMBERING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? Darwin: BY REMEMBERING YOU'RE A LOSER, LIKE THAT TIME TOBIAS Darwin: BY REMEMBERING YOU'RE A LOSER, LIKE THAT TIME TOBIAS KICKED YOUR BUTT! A LOSER, LIKE THAT TIME TOBIAS KICKED YOUR BUTT! Gumball: HEY, I REMEMBER KICKED YOUR BUTT! Gumball: HEY, I REMEMBER THAT.
Gumball: HEY, I REMEMBER THAT.
GOSH, I REALLY AM A BIT OF A THAT.
GOSH, I REALLY AM A BIT OF A LOSER.
GOSH, I REALLY AM A BIT OF A LOSER.
NOT FOR LONG! LOSER.
NOT FOR LONG! WELL, MY FRIEND, LOOKS LIKE YOU NOT FOR LONG! WELL, MY FRIEND, LOOKS LIKE YOU BROUGHT A STICK TO A BAZOOKA WELL, MY FRIEND, LOOKS LIKE YOU BROUGHT A STICK TO A BAZOOKA FIGHT.
BROUGHT A STICK TO A BAZOOKA FIGHT.
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! FIGHT.
Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! STOP MESSING WITH MY MEMORIES, Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! STOP MESSING WITH MY MEMORIES, YOU CHEAP PUNK! STOP MESSING WITH MY MEMORIES, YOU CHEAP PUNK! HA! CHEAP THIS! YOU CHEAP PUNK! HA! CHEAP THIS! Gumball: "CHEAP THIS"? HA! CHEAP THIS! Gumball: "CHEAP THIS"? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Gumball: "CHEAP THIS"? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? [ COUGHING .]
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? [ COUGHING .]
HE'S TOO STRONG, DUDE.
[ COUGHING .]
HE'S TOO STRONG, DUDE.
I'M FADING AWAY! HE'S TOO STRONG, DUDE.
I'M FADING AWAY! Anais: QUICK, GUMBALL'S I'M FADING AWAY! Anais: QUICK, GUMBALL'S FADING AWAY! Anais: QUICK, GUMBALL'S FADING AWAY! Mom: WE NEED A SHORTCUT! FADING AWAY! Mom: WE NEED A SHORTCUT! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
Mom: WE NEED A SHORTCUT! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
HERE'S YOUR CHANGE, SIR.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
HERE'S YOUR CHANGE, SIR.
THANK YOU FOR COMING AND -- HERE'S YOUR CHANGE, SIR.
THANK YOU FOR COMING AND -- GET OUT OF HERE! THANK YOU FOR COMING AND -- GET OUT OF HERE! HUH? GET OUT OF HERE! HUH? Dad: [ MUNCHING .]
HUH? Dad: [ MUNCHING .]
WHAT? I'M STRESS-EATING! Dad: [ MUNCHING .]
WHAT? I'M STRESS-EATING! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS WHAT? I'M STRESS-EATING! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS HORMONAL! YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS HORMONAL! Mom: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T HORMONAL! Mom: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE OFF THAT WIG? Mom: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE OFF THAT WIG? I THINK IT'S MESSING WITH YOUR WANT TO TAKE OFF THAT WIG? I THINK IT'S MESSING WITH YOUR HEAD.
I THINK IT'S MESSING WITH YOUR HEAD.
Dad: OH, FIRST I'M FAT, AND HEAD.
Dad: OH, FIRST I'M FAT, AND THEN YOU DON'T LIKE MY HAIR?! Dad: OH, FIRST I'M FAT, AND THEN YOU DON'T LIKE MY HAIR?! MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT! THEN YOU DON'T LIKE MY HAIR?! MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT! Darwin: DUDE, TRY TO HOLD ON MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT! Darwin: DUDE, TRY TO HOLD ON TO A MEMORY WHERE YOU LOSE, LIKE Darwin: DUDE, TRY TO HOLD ON TO A MEMORY WHERE YOU LOSE, LIKE THAT TIME WHEN YOU LOST THAT TO A MEMORY WHERE YOU LOSE, LIKE THAT TIME WHEN YOU LOST THAT TENNIS MATCH ON PURPOSE! THAT TIME WHEN YOU LOST THAT TENNIS MATCH ON PURPOSE! [ CROWD CHEERING .]
TENNIS MATCH ON PURPOSE! [ CROWD CHEERING .]
[ GROWLS .]
[ CROWD CHEERING .]
[ GROWLS .]
Gumball: STOP! [ GROWLS .]
Gumball: STOP! THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT HAPPENED! Gumball: STOP! THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT HAPPENED! [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
THAT'S NOT THE WAY IT HAPPENED! [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
Gumball: OH, MAN.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
Gumball: OH, MAN.
HELP! Gumball: OH, MAN.
HELP! HEY! HEY! HELP! HEY! HEY! PULL OVER AND STEP OUT OF THE HEY! HEY! PULL OVER AND STEP OUT OF THE STOLEN VEHICLE! PULL OVER AND STEP OUT OF THE STOLEN VEHICLE! AH! STOLEN VEHICLE! AH! I MEANT, PUT A BAG OVER YOUR AH! I MEANT, PUT A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, PULL OVER, AND STEP OUT OF I MEANT, PUT A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, PULL OVER, AND STEP OUT OF THE STOLEN VEHICLE.
HEAD, PULL OVER, AND STEP OUT OF THE STOLEN VEHICLE.
Mom: STOLEN VEHICLE? THE STOLEN VEHICLE.
Mom: STOLEN VEHICLE? WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? Mom: STOLEN VEHICLE? WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? THANK YOU FOR YOUR CALL, SIR.
WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT? THANK YOU FOR YOUR CALL, SIR.
THE OFFICERS ARE ABOUT TO STOP THANK YOU FOR YOUR CALL, SIR.
THE OFFICERS ARE ABOUT TO STOP THE PEOPLE WHO STOLE YOUR CAR.
THE OFFICERS ARE ABOUT TO STOP THE PEOPLE WHO STOLE YOUR CAR.
[ KEYPAD BEEPS .]
THE PEOPLE WHO STOLE YOUR CAR.
[ KEYPAD BEEPS .]
Mom: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE [ KEYPAD BEEPS .]
Mom: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE CHECK HE'S GOT NOTHING ELSE IN Mom: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE CHECK HE'S GOT NOTHING ELSE IN HIS POCKETS? CHECK HE'S GOT NOTHING ELSE IN HIS POCKETS? Anais: OW! HIS POCKETS? Anais: OW! ZACH IS ALWAYS THREE STEPS Anais: OW! ZACH IS ALWAYS THREE STEPS AHEAD.
ZACH IS ALWAYS THREE STEPS AHEAD.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
AHEAD.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
Gumball: OW.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
Gumball: OW.
Anais: OH, SORRY, SORRY, Gumball: OW.
Anais: OH, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
Anais: OH, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
Darwin: HEY, REMEMBER THAT SORRY.
Darwin: HEY, REMEMBER THAT TIME IN THE TREE HOUSE WHEN YOU Darwin: HEY, REMEMBER THAT TIME IN THE TREE HOUSE WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE KISSING PENNY, TIME IN THE TREE HOUSE WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE KISSING PENNY, BUT KISSED ME INSTEAD? THOUGHT YOU WERE KISSING PENNY, BUT KISSED ME INSTEAD? Gumball: ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T BUT KISSED ME INSTEAD? Gumball: ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND IF HE ERASED THAT ONE.
Gumball: ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND IF HE ERASED THAT ONE.
Darwin: YEAH, ME TOO.
MIND IF HE ERASED THAT ONE.
Darwin: YEAH, ME TOO.
WELL, TRY AND FIND SOMETHING Darwin: YEAH, ME TOO.
WELL, TRY AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE.
WELL, TRY AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE.
STOP THE CAR, LADY-MAN! ELSE.
STOP THE CAR, LADY-MAN! WE'VE BLOCKED THE ROAD AHEAD! STOP THE CAR, LADY-MAN! WE'VE BLOCKED THE ROAD AHEAD! Mom: I'M SORRY! WE'VE BLOCKED THE ROAD AHEAD! Mom: I'M SORRY! WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! Mom: I'M SORRY! WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! [ SIRENS WAILING .]
UH, IT SEEMS THE SUSPECT DROVE THROUGH THE ROADBLOCK, SIR.
DROVE THROUGH THE ROADBLOCK, SIR.
WHAT? SIR.
WHAT? HOW COULD YOU LET HIM GET AWAY? WHAT? HOW COULD YOU LET HIM GET AWAY? WHAT ABOUT THE STINGERS? HOW COULD YOU LET HIM GET AWAY? WHAT ABOUT THE STINGERS? [ TIRES POP .]
WHAT ABOUT THE STINGERS? [ TIRES POP .]
UH, SIR, I THINK WE'RE GONNA [ TIRES POP .]
UH, SIR, I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED BACK UP.
UH, SIR, I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED BACK UP.
AH, FORGET IT.
NEED BACK UP.
AH, FORGET IT.
I'LL CATCH THEM MYSELF.
AH, FORGET IT.
I'LL CATCH THEM MYSELF.
LET'S JUST PUT IN THE REPORT I'LL CATCH THEM MYSELF.
LET'S JUST PUT IN THE REPORT THAT WE LET THEM OFF WITH A LET'S JUST PUT IN THE REPORT THAT WE LET THEM OFF WITH A WARNING.
THAT WE LET THEM OFF WITH A WARNING.
Anais: MOM, STOP THE CAR! WARNING.
Anais: MOM, STOP THE CAR! THE TOWN HALL IS STRAIGHT AHEAD! [ ZOOM! .]
Mom: PLEASE, WE NEED YOUR HELP.
Mom: PLEASE, WE NEED YOUR HELP.
Dad: WE'VE GOT AN IDENTITY HELP.
Dad: WE'VE GOT AN IDENTITY CRISIS ON OUR HANDS! Dad: WE'VE GOT AN IDENTITY CRISIS ON OUR HANDS! Darwin: BUDDY, WAKE UP! CRISIS ON OUR HANDS! Darwin: BUDDY, WAKE UP! WE NEED YOU TO SIGN YOUR NAME! Darwin: BUDDY, WAKE UP! WE NEED YOU TO SIGN YOUR NAME! Gumball: MY NAME? WE NEED YOU TO SIGN YOUR NAME! Gumball: MY NAME? WHAT IS MY NAME? Gumball: MY NAME? WHAT IS MY NAME? DUDE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIS WHAT IS MY NAME? DUDE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIS OWN NAME ANYMORE.
DUDE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIS OWN NAME ANYMORE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
OWN NAME ANYMORE.
[ LAUGHTER .]
JUST ACCEPT IT AND FADE AWAY.
[ LAUGHTER .]
JUST ACCEPT IT AND FADE AWAY.
Mom: JUST GET ON WITH IT JUST ACCEPT IT AND FADE AWAY.
Mom: JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY! Mom: JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY! [ Slowly .]
I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
ALREADY! [ Slowly .]
I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.
[ Slowly .]
I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.
Darwin: COME ON, DUDE! I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.
Darwin: COME ON, DUDE! YOU HAVE TO SIGN YOUR NAME, OR Darwin: COME ON, DUDE! YOU HAVE TO SIGN YOUR NAME, OR IT'S NOT OFFICIAL! YOU HAVE TO SIGN YOUR NAME, OR IT'S NOT OFFICIAL! Gumball: I DON'T REMEMBER MY IT'S NOT OFFICIAL! Gumball: I DON'T REMEMBER MY NAME.
Gumball: I DON'T REMEMBER MY NAME.
THERE'S NO MEMORY OF MINE LEFT.
NAME.
THERE'S NO MEMORY OF MINE LEFT.
HE'S CHANGED EVERYTHING! THERE'S NO MEMORY OF MINE LEFT.
HE'S CHANGED EVERYTHING! [ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYING .]
HE'S CHANGED EVERYTHING! [ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
WHAT? [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
WHAT? APART FROM THE TIME I ACTUALLY WHAT? APART FROM THE TIME I ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING.
APART FROM THE TIME I ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING.
YOU WIN! WON SOMETHING.
YOU WIN! [ GROWLS .]
YOU WIN! [ GROWLS .]
Gumball: NOT THIS TIME, ZACH.
[ GROWLS .]
Gumball: NOT THIS TIME, ZACH.
I'VE ALREADY WON THIS.
Gumball: NOT THIS TIME, ZACH.
I'VE ALREADY WON THIS.
BUT WHAT NAME DID YOU TYPE? I'VE ALREADY WON THIS.
BUT WHAT NAME DID YOU TYPE? Gumball: OH, MAN.
BUT WHAT NAME DID YOU TYPE? Gumball: OH, MAN.
IT'S ONLY THREE LETTERS IN THE Gumball: OH, MAN.
IT'S ONLY THREE LETTERS IN THE TOP SCORE.
IT'S ONLY THREE LETTERS IN THE TOP SCORE.
"Z-A-C.
" TOP SCORE.
"Z-A-C.
" IT FITS PERFECTLY.
"Z-A-C.
" IT FITS PERFECTLY.
Gumball: WHAT DO I GO WITH -- IT FITS PERFECTLY.
Gumball: WHAT DO I GO WITH -- "GUM" OR "BAL"? Gumball: WHAT DO I GO WITH -- "GUM" OR "BAL"? [ GASPS .]
THAT'S IT -- GUMBALL.
"GUM" OR "BAL"? [ GASPS .]
THAT'S IT -- GUMBALL.
FORGET IT.
[ GASPS .]
THAT'S IT -- GUMBALL.
FORGET IT.
I'M THE BOSS OF THIS GAME.
FORGET IT.
I'M THE BOSS OF THIS GAME.
I KNOW ALL THE COMBOS.
I'M THE BOSS OF THIS GAME.
I KNOW ALL THE COMBOS.
Gumball: BUT THE COMBOS ARE I KNOW ALL THE COMBOS.
Gumball: BUT THE COMBOS ARE USELESS AGAINST BUTTON MASHING! Gumball: BUT THE COMBOS ARE USELESS AGAINST BUTTON MASHING! [ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS .]
USELESS AGAINST BUTTON MASHING! [ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GASPS .]
[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GASPS .]
AHHHHH! [ GASPS .]
AHHHHH! Gumball: [ FARTS .]
AHHHHH! Gumball: [ FARTS .]
[ GASPS .]
Gumball: [ FARTS .]
[ GASPS .]
Dad: [ GASPS .]
HE'S BACK! [ GASPS .]
Dad: [ GASPS .]
HE'S BACK! COME ON! GUMBALL ME! Dad: [ GASPS .]
HE'S BACK! COME ON! GUMBALL ME! [ ALL CHEERING .]
COME ON! GUMBALL ME! [ ALL CHEERING .]
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE JUST [ ALL CHEERING .]
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD HAVE JUST FILLED THIS OUT ON THE INTERNE-- [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ BOTH MUNCHING .]
[ METAL CLANGS .]
FINALLY IS IT MY TURN? FINALLY IS IT MY TURN? IS IT MY TIME TO LEAP FROM THE IS IT MY TURN? IS IT MY TIME TO LEAP FROM THE BACKGROUND IS IT MY TIME TO LEAP FROM THE BACKGROUND AND SHINE? BACKGROUND AND SHINE? I'VE BEEN QUIET FOR WAY TOO AND SHINE? I'VE BEEN QUIET FOR WAY TOO LONG I'VE BEEN QUIET FOR WAY TOO LONG I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT TO LONG I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT TO NOW I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT TO NOW THERE'S NOTHING TO STOP YOU NOW THERE'S NOTHING TO STOP YOU FROM LISTENING THERE'S NOTHING TO STOP YOU FROM LISTENING HEY, THERE! FROM LISTENING HEY, THERE! I'M TALKING TO YOU HEY, THERE! I'M TALKING TO YOU I'VE BEEN BEHIND YOU ALL I'M TALKING TO YOU I'VE BEEN BEHIND YOU ALL ALONG I'VE BEEN BEHIND YOU ALL ALONG BUT THIS IS MY CHANCE TO STAND ALONG BUT THIS IS MY CHANCE TO STAND IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND SHINE BUT THIS IS MY CHANCE TO STAND IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND SHINE AND BREATHE IN THE SPOTLIGHT AND SHINE AND BREATHE AND SING AND BREATHE AND SING AND DANCE AND SING AND DANCE JUST NOTICE ME AND DANCE JUST NOTICE ME YOU HAVE IGNORED US FOR JUST NOTICE ME YOU HAVE IGNORED US FOR WAY TOO LONG YOU HAVE IGNORED US FOR WAY TOO LONG DO YOU THINK THAT'S REALLY WAY TOO LONG DO YOU THINK THAT'S REALLY FAIR? DO YOU THINK THAT'S REALLY FAIR? THERE'S STUFF HAPPENS TO US, FAIR? THERE'S STUFF HAPPENS TO US, AS WELL THERE'S STUFF HAPPENS TO US, AS WELL WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AS WELL WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING ELSEWHERE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING ELSEWHERE SO STOP BEING BRIGHT ELSEWHERE SO STOP BEING BRIGHT THIS IS OUR TIME SO STOP BEING BRIGHT THIS IS OUR TIME IT'S YOUR TURN TO STAND THIS IS OUR TIME IT'S YOUR TURN TO STAND BEHIND IT'S YOUR TURN TO STAND BEHIND DON'T MAKE A FUSS BEHIND DON'T MAKE A FUSS THIS ONE'S ABOUT US DON'T MAKE A FUSS THIS ONE'S ABOUT US JUST NOTICE U-U-U-US THIS ONE'S ABOUT US JUST NOTICE U-U-U-US [ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY .]
JUST NOTICE U-U-U-US [ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Gumball: Okay.
[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY .]
Gumball: Okay.
[ CROWD CHEERING .]
Gumball: Okay.
[ CROWD CHEERING .]
Darwin: THIS IS BORING.
[ CROWD CHEERING .]
Darwin: THIS IS BORING.
B-B-B-B-B-BORING.
Darwin: THIS IS BORING.
B-B-B-B-B-BORING.
B-B-B-B-B-BORING.
B-B-B-B-B-BORING.
B-B-B-B-B-BORING.
COMING THROUGH.
B-B-B-B-B-BORING.
COMING THROUGH.
HEY, DUDE, I GOT YOUR POPCORN.
COMING THROUGH.
HEY, DUDE, I GOT YOUR POPCORN.
AH, THANKS, MAN.
HEY, DUDE, I GOT YOUR POPCORN.
AH, THANKS, MAN.
DO YOU HAVE MY CHANGE? AH, THANKS, MAN.
DO YOU HAVE MY CHANGE? YEAH, IT'S JUST HERE IN MY DO YOU HAVE MY CHANGE? YEAH, IT'S JUST HERE IN MY POCKET.
YEAH, IT'S JUST HERE IN MY POCKET.
HELP YOURSELF.
POCKET.
HELP YOURSELF.
[ GRUNTING .]
WHATEVER, MAN.
JUST KEEP IT.
COOL! AW, MAN, I'M THIRSTY.
COOL! AW, MAN, I'M THIRSTY.
[ LIQUID SPLASHES .]
AW, MAN, I'M THIRSTY.
[ LIQUID SPLASHES .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ LIQUID SPLASHES .]
[ SIGHS .]
YOU WANT ANOTHER? [ SIGHS .]
YOU WANT ANOTHER? YEAH.
YOU WANT ANOTHER? YEAH.
SORRY.
EXCUSE ME.
YEAH.
SORRY.
EXCUSE ME.
[ SIREN WAILING .]
SORRY.
EXCUSE ME.
[ SIREN WAILING .]
SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, [ SIREN WAILING .]
SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, DOCTOR? SO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, DOCTOR? WELL, YOUR CHOLESTEROL IS WAY DOCTOR? WELL, YOUR CHOLESTEROL IS WAY TOO HIGH.
WELL, YOUR CHOLESTEROL IS WAY TOO HIGH.
I RECOMMEND YOU BECOME A VEGGIE TOO HIGH.
I RECOMMEND YOU BECOME A VEGGIE BURGER.
I RECOMMEND YOU BECOME A VEGGIE BURGER.
[ DRUMBEATS, RIMSHOT .]
BURGER.
[ DRUMBEATS, RIMSHOT .]
[ SNEEZES .]
[ DRUMBEATS, RIMSHOT .]
[ SNEEZES .]
[ DRUMBEATS, RIMSHOT .]
[ SNEEZES .]
[ DRUMBEATS, RIMSHOT .]
I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, [ DRUMBEATS, RIMSHOT .]
I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, SIR.
I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, SIR.
[ ELECTRONIC WHIRRING, BEEPING .]
SIR.
[ ELECTRONIC WHIRRING, BEEPING .]
[ HORN NOTE PLAYS .]
[ ELECTRONIC WHIRRING, BEEPING .]
[ HORN NOTE PLAYS .]
[ HIGHER HORN NOTE PLAYS .]
[ HORN NOTE PLAYS .]
[ HIGHER HORN NOTE PLAYS .]
[ ELECTRONIC WHIRRING, BEEPING .]
[ ELECTRONIC LAUGH .]
[ SLURPS .]
SO, YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE? [ SLURPS .]
SO, YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE? YEAH, I KNOW.
SO, YOU HEARD ABOUT STEVE? YEAH, I KNOW.
APPARENTLY, HE PAID A FORTUNE YEAH, I KNOW.
APPARENTLY, HE PAID A FORTUNE FOR IT, BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO APPARENTLY, HE PAID A FORTUNE FOR IT, BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK JUST LIKE THE REAL THING.
FOR IT, BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK JUST LIKE THE REAL THING.
WAIT.
WAIT.
HE'S COMING.
LOOK JUST LIKE THE REAL THING.
WAIT.
WAIT.
HE'S COMING.
DON'T MENTION IT.
WAIT.
WAIT.
HE'S COMING.
DON'T MENTION IT.
JUST ACT COOL.
DON'T MENTION IT.
JUST ACT COOL.
HEY, GUYS.
JUST ACT COOL.
HEY, GUYS.
UH! HEY, GUYS.
UH! WHAT'S GOING ON? UH! WHAT'S GOING ON? HEY, STEVE.
NOTHING MUCH.
WHAT'S GOING ON? HEY, STEVE.
NOTHING MUCH.
WE'RE JUST HANGING HAIR -- HERE! HEY, STEVE.
NOTHING MUCH.
WE'RE JUST HANGING HAIR -- HERE! [ CHUCKLES .]
WE'RE JUST HANGING HAIR -- HERE! [ CHUCKLES .]
BUT, UH, HEY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE [ CHUCKLES .]
BUT, UH, HEY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOUR RUG -- MUG! BUT, UH, HEY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOUR RUG -- MUG! MUG, MUG, MUG, MUG.
YOUR RUG -- MUG! MUG, MUG, MUG, MUG.
BUT ANYWAY, HOW'S IT GOING MUG, MUG, MUG, MUG.
BUT ANYWAY, HOW'S IT GOING TOUPEE -- TODAY! BUT ANYWAY, HOW'S IT GOING TOUPEE -- TODAY! TODAY.
ALL RIGHT, I KNOW YOU KNOW.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOUR HAIR IS HORRIBLE! SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOUR HAIR IS HORRIBLE! OH, COME ON.
GIVE ME A BREAK.
YOUR HAIR IS HORRIBLE! OH, COME ON.
GIVE ME A BREAK.
HANK, WHAT DO YOU THINK? OH, COME ON.
GIVE ME A BREAK.
HANK, WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT LOOKS LIKE A WAX TURBAN! HANK, WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT LOOKS LIKE A WAX TURBAN! IT LOOKS LIKE A STRAWBERRY MOP! IT LOOKS LIKE A WAX TURBAN! IT LOOKS LIKE A STRAWBERRY MOP! IT LOOKS LIKE A PINK FONDUE! IT LOOKS LIKE A STRAWBERRY MOP! IT LOOKS LIKE A PINK FONDUE! YOU GUYS ARE REAL JERKS.
IT LOOKS LIKE A PINK FONDUE! YOU GUYS ARE REAL JERKS.
YOU KNOW THAT? YOU GUYS ARE REAL JERKS.
YOU KNOW THAT? AW, COME ON, STEVE.
YOU KNOW THAT? AW, COME ON, STEVE.
NO NEED TO WIG OUT.
AW, COME ON, STEVE.
NO NEED TO WIG OUT.
[ GASPS, SNIFFS .]
NO NEED TO WIG OUT.
[ GASPS, SNIFFS .]
GENTLEMEN, GOODBYE.
[ GASPS, SNIFFS .]
GENTLEMEN, GOODBYE.
[ SQUEAK! .]
GENTLEMEN, GOODBYE.
[ SQUEAK! .]
[ BODY THUDDING .]
[ SQUEAK! .]
[ BODY THUDDING .]
BUT IT SUITS YOU! [ BODY THUDDING .]
BUT IT SUITS YOU! [ Rapping .]
BACON MAN.
BUT IT SUITS YOU! [ Rapping .]
BACON MAN.
I'M MADE OF BACON.
[ Rapping .]
BACON MAN.
I'M MADE OF BACON.
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN I'M MADE OF BACON.
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CONVINCE A VEGETARIAN TO BACON I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CONVINCE A VEGETARIAN TO BACON 'CAUSE I'M MADE OF BACON.
CONVINCE A VEGETARIAN TO BACON 'CAUSE I'M MADE OF BACON.
I'M THE BACON MAN.
I'M -- 'CAUSE I'M MADE OF BACON.
I'M THE BACON MAN.
I'M -- [ SPLAT! .]
I'M THE BACON MAN.
I'M -- [ SPLAT! .]
[ SAD TROMBONE PLAYS .]
[ SPLAT! .]
[ SAD TROMBONE PLAYS .]
[ SNEEZES .]
[ SAD TROMBONE PLAYS .]
[ SNEEZES .]
[ DRUMBEATS, RIMSHOT .]
[ SNEEZES .]
[ DRUMBEATS, RIMSHOT .]
SORRY.
SORRY.
ME AGAIN.
[ DRUMBEATS, RIMSHOT .]
SORRY.
SORRY.
ME AGAIN.
COMING THROUGH.
SORRY.
SORRY.
ME AGAIN.
COMING THROUGH.
HEY, DUDE, HERE'S YOUR POPCORN.
COMING THROUGH.
HEY, DUDE, HERE'S YOUR POPCORN.
CAN YOU GIVE IT TO ME SLOWLY HEY, DUDE, HERE'S YOUR POPCORN.
CAN YOU GIVE IT TO ME SLOWLY THIS TIME, PLEASE? CAN YOU GIVE IT TO ME SLOWLY THIS TIME, PLEASE? SURE.
THIS TIME, PLEASE? SURE.
[ SIGHS .]
SURE.
[ SIGHS .]
YEAH.
SORRY.
[ SIGHS .]
YEAH.
SORRY.
LET ME PICK IT UP.
YEAH.
SORRY.
LET ME PICK IT UP.
NO, NO, NO.
I CAN DO THIS.
LET ME PICK IT UP.
NO, NO, NO.
I CAN DO THIS.
[ GRUNTING .]
NO, NO, NO.
I CAN DO THIS.
[ GRUNTING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ GRUNTING .]
AAH! [ GRUNTING .]
AAH! DUDE! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?! AAH! DUDE! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?! [ MUNCHING .]
DUDE! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?! [ MUNCHING .]
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S COOL.
[ MUNCHING .]
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S COOL.
[ DOG BARKING .]
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S COOL.
[ DOG BARKING .]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
[ CHIRPING .]
[ BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ SQUAWKING .]
[ CHIRPS .]
[ RAPID BLUEGRASS MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING .]
MOTHER, ARE WE THERE YET? PLAYING .]
MOTHER, ARE WE THERE YET? UH, NO, NOT YET, SWEETIE.
MOTHER, ARE WE THERE YET? UH, NO, NOT YET, SWEETIE.
MOTHER, WILL WE GET THERE UH, NO, NOT YET, SWEETIE.
MOTHER, WILL WE GET THERE SOON? MOTHER, WILL WE GET THERE SOON? UH, YES, QUITE SOON.
SOON? UH, YES, QUITE SOON.
MOTHER, ARE WE THERE YET? UH, YES, QUITE SOON.
MOTHER, ARE WE THERE YET? UH, NO, IT'LL TAKE A LITTLE MOTHER, ARE WE THERE YET? UH, NO, IT'LL TAKE A LITTLE MORE TIME, DARLING.
UH, NO, IT'LL TAKE A LITTLE MORE TIME, DARLING.
MOTHER, YOU WILL LET ME KNOW MORE TIME, DARLING.
MOTHER, YOU WILL LET ME KNOW WHEN WE'RE THERE? MOTHER, YOU WILL LET ME KNOW WHEN WE'RE THERE? YES, MY PRECIOUS.
WHEN WE'RE THERE? YES, MY PRECIOUS.
MOTHER, ARE WE THERE NOW? YES, MY PRECIOUS.
MOTHER, ARE WE THERE NOW? NO, NOT YET, DARLING.
MOTHER, ARE WE THERE NOW? NO, NOT YET, DARLING.
MOTHER, I'M BORED.
NO, NOT YET, DARLING.
MOTHER, I'M BORED.
WILL YOU NOT GO FASTER? MOTHER, I'M BORED.
WILL YOU NOT GO FASTER? YES, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY WILL YOU NOT GO FASTER? YES, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY GOOD IDEA.
MOTHER, ARE WE THERE? YES, WE ARE.
NOW DADDY'S GOING TO TAKE CARE YES, WE ARE.
NOW DADDY'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU WHILE MOMMY HAS A LITTLE NOW DADDY'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU WHILE MOMMY HAS A LITTLE LIE-DOWN.
OF YOU WHILE MOMMY HAS A LITTLE LIE-DOWN.
[ SHOVEL CLANGS .]
[ HORN HONKING .]
[ SLURPS .]
SO, MIKE, WHAT IS IT YOU DO [ SLURPS .]
SO, MIKE, WHAT IS IT YOU DO HERE? SO, MIKE, WHAT IS IT YOU DO HERE? I'M A FINANCIAL PRACTITIONER HERE? I'M A FINANCIAL PRACTITIONER CONTRACTOR.
I'M A FINANCIAL PRACTITIONER CONTRACTOR.
NICE.
CONTRACTOR.
NICE.
MAY I JUST ASK WHAT THAT IS? NICE.
MAY I JUST ASK WHAT THAT IS? [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
MAY I JUST ASK WHAT THAT IS? [ INHALES SHARPLY .]
I DON'T KNOW.
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I HATE IT! I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I HATE IT! OH, MAN, I THOUGHT I WAS THE BUT I HATE IT! OH, MAN, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD NO IDEA WHY OH, MAN, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD NO IDEA WHY HE'S HERE! ONLY ONE WHO HAD NO IDEA WHY HE'S HERE! WHAT ABOUT ME? HE'S HERE! WHAT ABOUT ME? I CAME HERE A YEAR AGO TO USE WHAT ABOUT ME? I CAME HERE A YEAR AGO TO USE THE MEN'S ROOM, AND I NEVER I CAME HERE A YEAR AGO TO USE THE MEN'S ROOM, AND I NEVER FOUND MY WAY OUT! THE MEN'S ROOM, AND I NEVER FOUND MY WAY OUT! WAIT, WAIT.
FOUND MY WAY OUT! WAIT, WAIT.
GUYS, WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH WAIT, WAIT.
GUYS, WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES? GUYS, WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH OUR LIVES? HE'S RIGHT! OUR LIVES? HE'S RIGHT! WHY ARE WE SLAVING AWAY WITH HE'S RIGHT! WHY ARE WE SLAVING AWAY WITH THESE NOOSES AROUND OUR NECKS WHY ARE WE SLAVING AWAY WITH THESE NOOSES AROUND OUR NECKS INSTEAD OF RUNNING IN THE FOREST THESE NOOSES AROUND OUR NECKS INSTEAD OF RUNNING IN THE FOREST NAKED?! INSTEAD OF RUNNING IN THE FOREST NAKED?! I MEAN RUNNING IN THE FOREST, NAKED?! I MEAN RUNNING IN THE FOREST, PERIOD! I MEAN RUNNING IN THE FOREST, PERIOD! YEAH, WHAT IS THERE TO STOP PERIOD! YEAH, WHAT IS THERE TO STOP US FROM LIVING THE LIVES WE YEAH, WHAT IS THERE TO STOP US FROM LIVING THE LIVES WE DESERVE, HUH?! US FROM LIVING THE LIVES WE DESERVE, HUH?! HEY, GUYS, HERE'S YOUR DESERVE, HUH?! HEY, GUYS, HERE'S YOUR PAYCHECK.
HEY, GUYS, HERE'S YOUR PAYCHECK.
OH, YEAH.
THAT'S WHY.
PAYCHECK.
OH, YEAH.
THAT'S WHY.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
OH, YEAH.
THAT'S WHY.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
[ RECORD SCRATCHING .]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
[ RECORD SCRATCHING .]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ RECORD SCRATCHING .]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ RHYTHMIC CRACKING .]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ RHYTHMIC CRACKING .]
[ RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING .]
[ RHYTHMIC CRACKING .]
[ RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING .]
[ RHYTHMIC TAPPING .]
[ RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING .]
[ RHYTHMIC TAPPING .]
[ STRETCH! .]
[ RHYTHMIC TAPPING .]
[ STRETCH! .]
Together: OH! [ STRETCH! .]
Together: OH! [ GRUNTING .]
Together: OH! [ GRUNTING .]
Together: OH! [ GRUNTING .]
Together: OH! AW, CUT IT OUT.
Together: OH! AW, CUT IT OUT.
I HAVEN'T STARTED YET.
AW, CUT IT OUT.
I HAVEN'T STARTED YET.
[ MUSIC CONTINUES .]
I HAVEN'T STARTED YET.
[ MUSIC CONTINUES .]
[ RHYTHMIC CRACKING .]
[ MUSIC CONTINUES .]
[ RHYTHMIC CRACKING .]
YOU JUST GOT SERVED, YOUNG MAN.
[ RHYTHMIC CRACKING .]
YOU JUST GOT SERVED, YOUNG MAN.
LOUIE, THAT'S A TRASH CAN.
YOU JUST GOT SERVED, YOUNG MAN.
LOUIE, THAT'S A TRASH CAN.
DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICINE? LOUIE, THAT'S A TRASH CAN.
DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICINE? NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICINE? NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, MAGIC TALKING FIRE NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, MAGIC TALKING FIRE HYDRANT.
OPINION, MAGIC TALKING FIRE HYDRANT.
HEY, DUDE, THE BALL'S COMING HYDRANT.
HEY, DUDE, THE BALL'S COMING MY WAY! HEY, DUDE, THE BALL'S COMING MY WAY! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! MY WAY! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! WATCH IT! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! WATCH IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! WATCH IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! UGH! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! UGH! AAH! I VANISHED! UGH! AAH! I VANISHED! HELP ME OUT! AAH! I VANISHED! HELP ME OUT! AAH! TURN BACK, MAN! HELP ME OUT! AAH! TURN BACK, MAN! TURN BACK! AAH! TURN BACK, MAN! TURN BACK! [ GASPING .]
TURN BACK! [ GASPING .]
[ Voice breaking .]
OH, DUDE, I [ GASPING .]
[ Voice breaking .]
OH, DUDE, I THOUGHT I WAS GONE.
[ Voice breaking .]
OH, DUDE, I THOUGHT I WAS GONE.
YOU SAVED ME, MAN.
THOUGHT I WAS GONE.
YOU SAVED ME, MAN.
GIVE ME A HUG.
YOU SAVED ME, MAN.
GIVE ME A HUG.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, BRO.
GIVE ME A HUG.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, BRO.
EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT.
DUDE, I'M STUCK.
Both: AAH! [ HUMMING .]
[ ALL HUMMING IN HARMONY .]
[ HAND SLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY .]
[ INHALES SHARPLY .]
[ HARMONICA SQUEALING OFF-KEY .]
NOW, GARY, LET'S SEE IF YOU WIN AT "WIN OR DON'T WIN.
" [ CLOCK TICKING .]
WIN AT "WIN OR DON'T WIN.
" [ CLOCK TICKING .]
AND HE'S WON! [ CLOCK TICKING .]
AND HE'S WON! AH! AND HE'S WON! AH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
AH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
AAH! AAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE .]
AAH! AAH! [ LAUGHS .]
AAH! AAH! [ LAUGHS .]
THANK YOU! [ LAUGHS .]
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! IT'S ONLY A MICROWAVE.
THANK YOU! IT'S ONLY A MICROWAVE.
THANK YOU! IT'S ONLY A MICROWAVE.
THANK YOU! AHHHHH! THANK YOU! AHHHHH! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! AHHHHH! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! NO, DON'T! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! NO, DON'T! PBHT! NO, DON'T! PBHT! THANK YOU! PBHT! THANK YOU! [ GASPS .]
SOMEBODY, HELP! THANK YOU! [ GASPS .]
SOMEBODY, HELP! THANK YOU! [ GASPS .]
SOMEBODY, HELP! THANK YOU! SOMEBODY, PLEASE! THANK YOU! SOMEBODY, PLEASE! [ BEEP .]
SOMEBODY, PLEASE! [ BEEP .]
OH, DUDE, MY ARMS ARE [ BEEP .]
OH, DUDE, MY ARMS ARE KILLING ME.
OH, DUDE, MY ARMS ARE KILLING ME.
YEAH, WELL, THERE'S NOTHING KILLING ME.
YEAH, WELL, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT.
YEAH, WELL, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT.
WAIT.
ARE YOU SURE? YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT.
WAIT.
ARE YOU SURE? I MEAN, WE DON'T KNOW.
WAIT.
ARE YOU SURE? I MEAN, WE DON'T KNOW.
WHAT IF -- WE IF I JUST I MEAN, WE DON'T KNOW.
WHAT IF -- WE IF I JUST [ GRUNTING .]
WHAT IF -- WE IF I JUST [ GRUNTING .]
AAH! [ GRUNTING .]
AAH! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
AAH! [ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING .]
ALL THIS TIME, WE WERE ABLE [ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING .]
ALL THIS TIME, WE WERE ABLE TO MOVE? ALL THIS TIME, WE WERE ABLE TO MOVE? BUT NOBODY HAD THE TO MOVE? BUT NOBODY HAD THE INTELLIGENCE OR COURAGE TO TRY.
BUT NOBODY HAD THE INTELLIGENCE OR COURAGE TO TRY.
APART FROM THIS FREE-SPIRITED INTELLIGENCE OR COURAGE TO TRY.
APART FROM THIS FREE-SPIRITED YOUNG MAN.
APART FROM THIS FREE-SPIRITED YOUNG MAN.
HE'S DIFFERENT! YOUNG MAN.
HE'S DIFFERENT! LET'S GET HIM! HE'S DIFFERENT! LET'S GET HIM! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
LET'S GET HIM! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
DUDE, WAIT! WHAT ABOUT ME?! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
DUDE, WAIT! WHAT ABOUT ME?! [ CRICKETS CHIRPING .]
DUDE, WAIT! WHAT ABOUT ME?! [ CRICKETS CHIRPING .]
[ OWL HOOTS .]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING .]
[ OWL HOOTS .]
[ MOANING .]
[ OWL HOOTS .]
[ MOANING .]
[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ MOANING .]
[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ MOANING .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY GUT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY GUT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHOA, IT'S TOTALLY WORKING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHOA, IT'S TOTALLY WORKING.
YOU'RE SHREDDED.
WHOA, IT'S TOTALLY WORKING.
YOU'RE SHREDDED.
[ SNEEZES .]
YOU'RE SHREDDED.
[ SNEEZES .]
[ DRUMBEATS, RIMSHOT .]
[ SNEEZES .]
[ DRUMBEATS, RIMSHOT .]
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ GASPS .]
HMM? [ SIGHS .]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ MUSIC SWELLS .]
[ GASPS .]
[ SPLAT! .]
[ STRETCH! .]
[ GROANS .]
[ STRETCH! .]
[ GROANS .]
[ ANIMALS SHRIEKING .]
OH, MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST LEFT YOU THERE.
I'M GLAD YOU CAME BACK.
ALMOST LEFT YOU THERE.
I'M GLAD YOU CAME BACK.
I'M ALSO GLAD YOU STOLE THE I'M GLAD YOU CAME BACK.
I'M ALSO GLAD YOU STOLE THE CONVERTIBLE.
I'M ALSO GLAD YOU STOLE THE CONVERTIBLE.
DON'T WORRY.
CONVERTIBLE.
DON'T WORRY.
I'VE GOT YOUR BACK, BRO.
DON'T WORRY.
I'VE GOT YOUR BACK, BRO.
AAH! I'VE GOT YOUR BACK, BRO.
AAH! I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU AAH! I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU BEHIND.
I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU BEHIND.
All: SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW BEHIND.
All: SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW WE'RE PEOPLE LIKE YOU All: SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW WE'RE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND YOU'VE SEEN OUR LIVES WE'RE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND YOU'VE SEEN OUR LIVES THE THINGS THAT WE DO AND YOU'VE SEEN OUR LIVES THE THINGS THAT WE DO DON'T LEAVE US BEHIND THE THINGS THAT WE DO DON'T LEAVE US BEHIND KEEP US IN MIND DON'T LEAVE US BEHIND KEEP US IN MIND SO NOW TURN AROUND AND NOTICE KEEP US IN MIND SO NOW TURN AROUND AND NOTICE U-U-U-US SO NOW TURN AROUND AND NOTICE U-U-U-US [ SNEEZES .]
U-U-U-US [ SNEEZES .]
[ DRUMBEATS .]
[ SNEEZES .]
[ DRUMBEATS .]
Gumball: TURN AROUND? [ DRUMBEATS .]
Gumball: TURN AROUND? BUT THERE'S NOBODY LEFT BACK Gumball: TURN AROUND? BUT THERE'S NOBODY LEFT BACK THERE.
BUT THERE'S NOBODY LEFT BACK THERE.
YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THERE.
YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT.