The Kardashians (2022) s03e04 Episode Script

1
(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
KIM: Previously on The Kardashians
I know something that is hard for my mom,
"Did I create them to get to this level?"
Right, and everybody
kinda has something great,
but then there's something bad.
SIMON HUCK: Hello.
Hi, guys! You look so nice.
My whole experience with Dolce & Gabbana
and with our wedding
Yes.
we have, like, a really
personal relationship.
They wanted all this video footage.
KYLIE: And this is in Milan, right?
KIM: I am a little worried about Kourtney.
Dolce was really close to Kourt's wedding.
I kinda wanted them to have their moment.
-KENDALL: Foot off the gas, foot off
-(KYLIE YELLING)
KENDALL: Foot off the gas!
I couldn't be more excited
to hang out with her.
See, see. Okay, now you're stalling.
-Kylie!
-(KYLIE SCREAMING)
TRACY ROMULUS: What a (BLEEP) nightmare.
My stylist forgot her passport.
Sucks.
We have three days 'til the show.
Mwah.
DOMENICO DOLCE: I'm not crazy for this.
I really need Danielle here with me.
What do I do?
We don't even have one look put together.
I don't know.
♪♪
(DOWNBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING IN NATIVE DIALECT)
♪♪
TRACY: Wait, did you check
on Danielle last night?
Yeah.
TRACY: Wait, so, what did
she do last night?
Was, like, the plane,
like, just jet black,
like, in the middle of the tarmac? Like
-I didn't ask.
-TRACY: Oh my gosh.
So, it's day two,
and my stylist, Danielle,
is still on the plane, (CHUCKLES)
but she'll be here this afternoon.
Yesterday was probably
the most stressful day,
and I'm just going to focus,
and try to make all of these
decisions on my own.
We probably have 30, 35 looks right now,
and we are gonna work
all through the night
to get to about 80.
-DOMENICO: Okay.
-PERSON: Wow.
KIM: This is perfection.
DOMENICO: Bella, fabulous.
-KIM: How are you?
-EDWARD ENNINFUL: You're everywhere.
-KIM: (LAUGHS) So are you.
-EDWARD: I know.
-Good to see you.
-You too.
Incredible.
Oh, it's gonna be exciting.
I can't wait to see.
I've been, like, a big collector
of a lot of, like, their archives.
So, everything for the wedding,
I just wore stuff that I had,
and they really loved, like,
the pieces I picked and what I had,
-and was, kind of, surprised at how
-Ahh.
I had some of those pieces,
and I had so many, like, vintage looks.
So, I think just seeing how
I put everything together
was inspiring to the team,
and we just thought it would be
so fun to do this
real collaboration.
And so, we came up with this idea,
"Why don't I pick all of my favorite looks
-from the 90s and 2000s?"
-Ohh. (CHUCKLES)
-Incredible.
-And she chose
Yeah.
-everything she love.
-And then kinda like styling them
the way, probably, I would wear it.
While I didn't discuss this deal
during Kourt's wedding,
I still wanna be really respectful
of Kourtney in this journey,
so I didn't wanna do any of her looks,
even if I loved them.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
DOMENICO: Yeah, yeah.
Okay. (SPEAKS ITALIAN)
Can we see it a little open or no?
I don't know how I feel about feathers.
Should we try black,
like, tights under, like the photo or no?
KIM: Okay.
KIM: Yeah.
I think all you would see
would be the black.
-KIM: Okay.
-(DOMENICO SPEAKS ITALIAN)
-Bye.
-MODEL: Perfect. Thank you.
-KIM: Yeah.
-JACK BORKETT: You look great.
At first, I was like,
"I don't want the feathers,
I don't want this, I don't want that."
Like, everything was
really simple how I had it,
but I wanna bring, like, the modern twist,
and I think that's what they
want me here for, also.
Do you wanna keep the black straps
or take them off like how I wore it?
The black straps,
would you show them or would you
-Kim didn't wear them.
-I kinda like it without on this.
Looks really good on her.
'Kay.
I'm very specific
on the curation of everything.
I want it to just be perfect,
I want 'em to sell out,
I want 'em to be such a hit.
(SOFTLY) Okay, I'm doing
the best that I can.
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYS)
("WILD WOMAN" BY FLYRT PLAYING)
Can't play me, can't tame me ♪
Get crazy, yeah, baby ♪
You might get in a little bit of
trouble with me ♪
'Cause I'm a wild, wild,
wild, wild woman, wild woman ♪
Wild, wild, wild,
wild woman, wild woman ♪
-Wild, wild, wild, wild woman ♪
-Wild, yeah ♪
Can't explain, I'm forgiven,
I'm a wild western woman ♪
I am at my barn today.
I've actually been here
every day this week,
um,
and I'm just gettin'
ready to get on my girl.
I'm excited
'cause Kylie's never been here.
Oh my god, I've been riding
since I was, like, two.
I gravitate towards everything horse.
They're very, very, like, interesting,
like, beautiful spiritual beings.
They're, like telepathic.
TRAINER: Eyes up.
Nice!
KENDALL: It's definitely fun,
it's definitely freedom,
but it's also hard.
It does take a lot. Like, I'm winded.
You're controlling an entire, like,
giant animal underneath you,
so you're working your whole body.
It's that afternoon workout.
Do you mind passing me that water?
I'm gonna throw up.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(HORSE NICKERS)
KENDALL: Hello!
-I am so proud of you.
-KYLIE: Don't I look dapper?
You look so cute.
Do you wanna meet the horse you're riding?
Yeah.
I trust Kylie on a horse. She's good.
Like, we would go every summer to Wyoming,
and ride, and go up in the mountain,
so, like, she's, she's good
on a horse. I, I trust her.
I actually don't know
if she's ever been on an English saddle,
but we'll find out.
Okay, City, it's Kylie.
-You be a good
-Here. Grab your reins before you get on.
-There you go.
-You be a good boy, okay?
-Oopsie!
-KYLIE: City boy.
KENDALL: I'll go this
the way we went in?
KYLIE: Follow Kendall, okay? City.
But, Ky, shorten your reins a lot.
-'Kay.
-(HORSE WHINNIES)
-Kendall! Not today.
-You're fine, you're fine. You're fine.
TRAINER: So, don't let him
get so close to her butt.
Love that you guys just threw me on here
to fend for myself.
-We're ready to go.
-Okay, I'll go with ya.
I don't know how I got so lucky
with you this last month or two.
-KYLIE: Like, with what?
-You wanted me to teach you
how to drive stick,
now you're out here riding with me.
KYLIE: I know!
It's just my lucky couple months with
you, isn't it?
You've really been getting me
out the house, Kendall.
KENDALL: Growing up, Kylie and I,
we had fully different sets of friends,
and if she would hang out
with my friends I'd get upset,
if I would hang out with her friends,
she would get upset.
Like, it was classic sisters.
But now, I couldn't be
more excited to hang out with her.
KYLIE: No, the pumpkins
give me so much joy.
I want Stormi to see this pumpkin field.
KENDALL: In the most positive way,
a lot changed when she had Stormi,
just because she had a,
obviously, a bigger purpose in
life at that point, and I think
she grew a lot, I think
our relationship grew a lot.
-You missed my lesson earlier.
-Kendall!
-Kylie, just
-I'm going in front.
Yeah, go in front.
Keepin' your cool, Ky, I'm impressed.
♪♪
(BIRDS CAWING)
(GRUNTS)
I forgot what these saddles
do to your ass bones, and
-KENDALL: Really? You feel it?
-KYLIE: Yeah.
Maybe this will be my new hobby.
Maybe I'll take up equestrian riding.
-You can always come take lessons.
-KYLIE: Yeah.
It's never too late, and it's
really fun to have a hobby
-It is.
-as an adult.
Meaning, like, something
that you, like, get up for.
Maybe next time you
see me I'll have a horse.
I would be the one to get a horse before
(CHUCKLES) Before even taking a lesson?
KYLIE: Yeah.
♪♪
♪♪
-I think no glasses.
-Yeah, it's beautiful, this.
I mean, the glasses are pretty,
but is it a little too, like,
Men in Black with glasses?
I will compromise on some things,
but then certain things I won't budge.
Especially if it's, like, for the overall
creative message of something.
You wanna change the shoes
more clo This more sexy.
I think I like this. I agree.
DOMENICO: Thank you.
KIM: That's pretty, too.
Yeah, maybe black gloves.
-STEFANO GABBANA: Yeah.
-Yeah.
KIM: Yeah.
I think Danielle not being here
is happening for a reason
because this is just about me,
and to prove to myself
that I can do something
like this on my own
without my whole team.
Like, this path,
I had to go on by myself.
-I definitely like the black better.
-Yeah.
KIM: I'm getting more confident every day.
I have to, like, assert my opinion,
and say exactly what I like,
and I'm doing that, and I got this.
That's a good one.
-Yes.
-Mm-hmm.
It should be silver boots
'cause I don't like that.
Hey!
-DOMENICO: Welcome.
-Hi, good to see you.
-You too, how are you?
-Tell me everything. Where did you sleep?
Did you sleep in my bed at least?
No, in the one next to yours.
-Yeah.
-'Cause I was used to that bed.
KIM: All right, I'm gonna go
try my show looks.
I'm happy she's back, but I'm in a groove.
The last couple of days have
really taught me this independence,
and to trust my gut.
I was so insecure that
I couldn't do anything
without my security blanket,
and now I can, and on a really big level.
Hit them with the back beat, ah ♪
Ah, ah, feel it ♪
-Ah, ah, ah ♪
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo ♪
I, I, I feel it ♪
-Ah, ah, ah ♪
-Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
DOMENICO: Welcome!
-So nice to see.
-DOMENICO: You too.
KIM: This week is gonna be so crazy.
All my besties are here.
I have Tracy, La La, Steph,
Natalie, and Olivia.
And my mom's bringing my kids, and Khloé.
This is, like, a really big deal for me,
so I need all the moral support I can get.
-PERSON: Hello.
-Hi!
-Hi, guys.
-LA LA ANTHONY: Hello.
Should we make the straps thinner?
-The black ones?
-DOMENICO: We take off.
No, we're gonna wear
it like this. It's so Dolce.
Look my way, slay ♪
-DOMENICO: Look. Mamma mia.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-LA LA: Oh my gosh, Kim!
-TRACY: Wow.
DOMENICO: This is stunning, my God.
KIM: It's, like, perfection.
For the show look,
I think it's really perfect.
-Can we slit it, in the back?
-Can you walk in this one?
-KIM: Can, can, can we grab it?
-Yeah.
I think it's more special and different.
I know, but I think this is more.
I'm not mad. I just am like,
"Damn, I I'm feeling myself."
Like, "I think I look good in this,
and I don't know why
you like the other one better."
It's downstairs. They're bringing it up.
Like, I can't tell in my head,
"Am I feeling myself?"
because I've been here for days making my
own decisions,
and, like, maybe I need
to check myself and listen to her
'cause she's who I've always listened to.
Or, like, "Do I have this,
and this is what I should wear
'cause this is how I'm feeling?"
What the (BLEEP) am I gonna do?
-KIM: Danielle, here's this.
-DANIELLE LEVI: That's it. I love this.
Danielle really wants me
to wear this clear, plastic dress,
but I don't know if it's
the dress to walk out in.
See look, Danielle,
it's, like, kind of, hard to walk in
'cause it sticks to the shoes.
So, if I I'll come out, get the award,
-and I'll walk like this, you know?
-Okay.
KIM: Let's put the other dress back on.
If I'm gonna walk out there
and it's, like, my moment
to, like, wave at on the runway,
that's the moment
that makes me the most nervous.
And so, I wanna be as comfortable
in my clothes as possible.
Sometimes people don't get it's a feeling.
If I feel good in something,
I'm gonna radiate even better.
KIM: Oh, yeah.
KIM: My confidence, I feel,
has really grown, and I have my own voice.
I can say exactly how I feel
and I can do this.
I feel like this is very classic Dolce
with the craziest crystals on the planet.
Oh my god, did I tell you guys?
So at lunch, Domenico goes,
"Oh my god, you're never gonna guess
who I invited to sit next to Khloé,
-the actor Michele Morrone."
-What?!
Okay, you guys have
to know the backstory of this.
So, Natalie and Olivia
for maybe eight months,
have been like, "You have to watch this
show on Netflix."
I think it's called, like,
365 or something.
It's like this super romantic,
hot, sexual show.
Oh my god, "This is the guy,
this is the guy."
Oh, baby, I'm a wild one ♪
He's, like, the hottest guy,
and it was, like you know,
he's
What, what, wa What was the question?
What, what, wa
Okay.
He's so hot. He's in this show.
It's like soft porn, practically,
but it's a show on Netflix.
Oh my god.
So, let's fully set this up
that Khloé falls in love in Milan.
-All right.
-TRACY: But she has no idea.
But she has no idea.
I am such a setter-upper,
and my plan for Khloé
is to get her mojo back in Milan.
Yeah, I didn't know I lost my mojo,
but I guess Kim
definitely thinks I did.
So, hey, we need to find
that (BLEEP) somewhere.
Okay, we found our show look.
("HOW YOU DO IT"
BY VANACORE MUSIC PLAYING)
This is how you do it now ♪
KIM: Oh yeah. It's my voice, but he
TRACY: Natalie, but real, the voice.
KIM: Play it for them, play it.
TRACY: Okay.
-(INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)
-Hold on.
-KIM: It does sound like me.
-Gabbana.
TRACY: I'm so excited.
-Don't you just wanna watch
-NATALIE/OLIVIA: Yes.
like the actual runway strut?
I do wanna strut right now.
-(INDISTINCT MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)
-(OLIVIA CHUCKLES)
TRACY: So that's Kim's voice.
-Isn't that sexy?
-OLIVIA PIERSON: I love it!
-(LAUGHING)
-Oh my god, maybe my music for the show
-at the Dolce show will win a Grammy.
-OLIVIA : Yes!
Get your outfits ready, ladies!
She's gonna dress us.
Could you, could you imagine
if I was, like, that full of myself?
Even if we just get our 30 minutes
or an hour at nighttime,
just, like, being stupid with my friends,
that gives me my little release
that is just, I think, so necessary
when you work so hard,
and you just want,
like, the simple things.
Well, all the cute guys
will be at the after party
of the fashion show,
so we'll have dinner with them,
-and Michele Morrone will be there.
-Oh.
We'll put him in the center of the table,
just sit in the middle.
Khloé's gonna die.
Khloé's gonna be so excited.
This guy has no clue we're doing
a whole episode about him.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
-KIM: Poor guy.
Go for it, go for it.
The guys coming to the show
just don't check enough boxes on my list.
-Like, we manifested a list.
-We made a man list,
a man-ifest list.
The manifesting list?
"Number one, protect me.
"Number two, fight for me.
Number three, good hygiene."
I mean, that's, like, a given.
I think I should even take that off.
"Number four, calm.
"Five, no mom or dad issues.
"Six, patient.
"Seven, supportive,
genuinely happy for me.
Successful. Good teeth."
Teeth are, like,
one of my biggest turn-ons.
The straighter, the hornier I'll get.
Just kidding. (LAUGHING)
But not kidding.
"Spontaneous, fun.
My friends and family love him.
"Someone that can be
a role model for my kids,
"especially that my boys can look up to.
"No heavy baggage. I have enough.
"Taller than me.
Someone that loves to work out.
"A motivated person.
"An independent person that's not clingy.
And someone with good taste."
"No balding."
But then, I don't know. If I was like
If I'm also in love,
like, I'll rub your bald head,
you know what I mean?
But
we're just talking about,
like, our perfection list.
-Drop the mic.
-(CROSSTALK)
-Where are we finding
-(CROSSTALK)
KIM: Do these types of guys live in Italy?
Okay, let's watch the movie now.
(LAUGHING)
("ROCKING IT CONFIDENT"
BY VANACORE MUSIC PLAYING)
Whoa-oh-oh ♪
Whoa-oh-oh ♪
Whoa-oh-oh ♪
STYLIST: And then hair inspiration,
definitely want to do something like this.
-Hi.
-Hi.
-Hey.
-Hi.
KENDALL: Hey.
KOURTNEY: Um,
oh, maybe I wouldn't have glammed if you
-if I knew you
-Oh, I smell like a horse.
-I just came from riding.
-Really? Did you ride?
-Hey!
-Simon said hi.
KENDALL: Um, yeah, I just rode.
-KOURTNEY: Um
-Hey.
-SIMON (ON COMPUTER): Thanks, guys.
-Thanks, you guys. Bye.
SIMON: Bye. Team, you wanna stay on?
-STYLIST (ON COMPUTER): Yeah. Bye, Liz.
-Bye, guys.
KOURTNEY: Um,
so Kim is in Milan, you know,
doing this whole Kim, Dolce & Gabbana,
Ciao, Kim, Living La Dolce Vita, whatever.
This isn't really even
about business for me.
It's just, like, this,
like, was my wedding,
and actually like how I've lived
my life every summer for, like,
you know, five years in a row,
like living La Dolce Vita, like genuinely.
And then, while we were
at our wedding, I guess,
Kim was having these conversations
with Dolce that I didn't know about,
and she had called me and told me that
she was doing a SKIMS collab
with Dolce & Gabbana.
Just telling me. Like, "Hey."
I go, "What is the point of this call?
Is it to get my blessing?
Is that why you're calling?"
And she's like, "I guess."
'Cause she wasn't like,
"Hey, I-I got this offer.
How do you feel about this?
I really want the money,"
or whatever it was that she was feeling.
And then, she called me,
I think, another time, she was just like,
"Hey, I wanna see if you wanna
go to Milan for my Dolce thing.
"It's not with SKIMS anymore,
but we're they're
trying to figure it out."
And that was, like,
the last I heard about it.
-I see both sides.
-KOURTNEY: Yeah.
I could see how you could feel like
you had your toes stepped on.
I just feel like there's so many
such, like, an abundance
of, like opportunities
Sorry, it just, like, upsets me.
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNIFFLES, EXHALES)
(KOURTNEY SNIFFLES, EXHALES)
I mean, I hate that it
affects you this badly.
'Cause it's not about business,
it's just there's so much,
and it takes precedence
over hurting your sister.
It's just legit copying my wedding.
Like, everything that I did
was, like pulling, like,
references of, like, '90s,
like, it's just, like, it's stupid
'cause it's the deeper
thing that it's about.
It's grabbing whatever's in the way.
It's, like, such an abundance
or, like, an excess,
like, it's never enough.
It's never, like,
just okay to, like, not do something,
or turn something down
because it doesn't make sense.
She wasn't happy at my wedding.
Everyone else was like,
"Whoa, this is amazing.
We're having the best time."
She could never, like,
give acknowledgment of like,
-"Whoa, this is so amazing.
-(KOURTNEY SNIFFLES)
"I love this whole vibe, do you mind?
Or how do you feel about me doing this?"
-I'm never gonna, like, really probably
-Yeah.
tell someone not to do something.
Well, yeah, I think I, I can
really feel for your side of it
because, like, I'm a big believer in,
like, individuality,
and, like, knowing your place,
and then, knowing your sister's place,
and then, just being,
like, smart about it,
and being like, "Well, this is her thing,"
-and I'm not, I'm not even
-KOURTNEY: Yeah.
specifically talking about this situation,
-but it obviously falls under the umbrella
-No, it happens all the time.
And I don't disagree
with that side of your argument at all.
-Like, I think that your
-I think it's also subconscious.
feelings are totally valid.
I agree. Like, she's not
doing anything maliciously.
Like, it's, like, I think she sees
-the everything that I had there
-Yeah.
and takes it for her own,
-and she doesn't even see it.
-KENDALL: Yeah.
-She sees it as, like
-KENDALL: Yeah.
-the dollar signs
-KENDALL: Yeah.
but, to me, I see it,
and I see it like,
"Oh, you were there, you weren't happy,"
everyone said something to me.
All my friends, they were all like,
"She's, like, spiraling."
You've had a long-lasting relationship
with them that you've nurtured
for a long time, they're your friends.
You then had your wedding with them,
that was a big deal for you.
With that being said, I do think that,
like, as sisters,
we also have to understand when, like
when someone has a job or when,
when someone's getting paid
a lotta money to do something,
like, we have to try and see,
like, where this
could work for both of us,
-I guess. I don't know.
-I think it's about communication.
Mom never mentioned it to me.
-KENDALL: That's not But `that's not
-And it's also
I don't, I don't think
it's fair how it was handled.
-If how it was handled
-Yeah.
is how you're telling me
I don't think that's fair.
I think there's a way of going about it.
Mom still had never mentioned it,
and mom feels like she
has
like, is entitled almost.
I can't explain it.
Like, she doesn't have
to get my permission,
and I'm, like, "No, of course,
no one has to get my permission."
But if you wanna have a good relationship,
and make me not wanna run,
and if I did it to Kim,
she would freak out.
But, to me, it was more personal.
I think that's why it, like,
-hurts my feelings.
-KENDALL: Yeah.
It was my actual wedding.
The year your sister got married,
you then made a deal
-Mm-hmm.
-to do this fashion show.
Don't do it the same year
that comes out four months later.
It's not like I did their campaign
and then she did the campaign right after.
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
-Like, who cares? That's business.
It's my actual wedding,
and that wasn't a business deal for me.
-I did it 'cause it felt really personal.
-Yeah.
Well, I'm sorry.
-KOURTNEY: Thank you.
-And I know that that is, like,
frustrating and it sucks.
Yeah, and I don't wanna, like, bring it up
while she's having her, you know, weekend.
Mom kept sending texts. Mom was, like,
writing an exact text,
"Can you nudge Kourtney,
and Kendall, and Kylie"
I think it was,
"to post this Dolce stuff?"
And then I go, "Post what?"
And then she goes, "Post the t-shirt
that you that they sent,"
and Khloé goes, "You know, Dolce,
the people who did your wedding."
And that just triggered me
-'cause I kinda didn't really care
-Yeah.
even I was seeing the stuff,
and I was just I'm also in
my own world when I'm here,
and I'm, you know,
have my own stuff going on.
I'm not thinking about
what's happening in Milan,
but that just, like, set me off.
I was like,
"Does no one see anything?
That this feels weird?"
And I go, "And, actually,
"this, actually, feels
really unauthentic to me,
"and I can't fake it,
and I don't feel like supporting this."
And then I haven't talked
to mom about it since.
I then posted stuff for my wedding,
and I posted, like, the looks
and how special it made me feel,
and all the they opened
their '90s archive for us,
-and for all of you guys and everything.
-Mm-hmm.
I think that's what sucks
the most, though,
is you talk about like how
special, you know, you felt
in, in the moment of your wedding,
and how it just, like, deflates it all
-when, like, she does that right after.
-Yeah.
Life is crazy, everyone's crazy.
-I just
-They are.
try and lay low, and mind my own business.
KOURTNEY: That's what I always say.
-I try to keep my distance
-KENDALL: Yeah.
and, like, do my own thing.
I think life is
really fast for her right now.
I think she's really driven
and doesn't know what's driving her.
If you don't know what's driving you,
I think it's, it's definitely hard to feel
what are you doing it all for?
Right, but then again, it's not
really my life to live, so.
-Yeah, I feel the same.
-KENDALL: I just gotta, again,
-do me, like (CHUCKLES)
-I think when it, when it bumps
into my life, that's when I'm, like
-KENDALL: Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-affected.
-KENDALL: That makes sense.
-Otherwise, I'm like,
"Oh, just everyone do
whatever makes you happy,"
-or, you know?
-KENDALL: Yeah.
I feel like, beyond that,
it really doesn't affect my life,
and I think I stay
a little away like you do.
-Just to have your own life
-Yeah.
your own friends, your own thing.
-It's healthy to have your own identity.
-Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(SINGING IN NATIVE DIALECT)
-KHLOÉ: Nice to see you.
-Nice to see you.
-Ready to party?
-Of course.
Okay, good.
Do you wanna go with us, Khloé?
I'll go with you.
All right, everybody, welcome to Milano.
KRIS: Nothing screams
Italian fashion like Milan.
It's such a beautiful city.
In the last few days
they had the Fendi show,
the Versace show, tomorrow the Dolce show.
It's, like, the biggest
Italian designers ever.
This is a huge honor
to do a collab with Dolce and Gabbana
because this is something
that they've never done before.
So, I think this is a really
special opportunity for Kim,
and I'm so excited to see her.
-PERSON (ON PHONE): Say hi.
-(CHILD SPEAKS)
-I love you, baby.
-DREAM (ON PHONE): Don't cry.
Is True crying?
PERSON: No, she's not crying.
I definitely have my FOMO
of being at home.
I have two little humans
to miss and freak out about,
and bonding with the baby
has definitely gotten easier,
and I love True's relationship with him,
and this is gonna be hard,
but Travel Khloé is always fun.
I'm just worried about havin'
a good time and bringing good energy.
Okay, I love you guys.
I'll s Uh, call me after school.
PERSON: She gave you kisses.
-I don't know if you heard it.
-KHLOÉ: Aw.
Bye, baby.
-(CHILD SPEAKS)
-Bye, guys.
♪♪
KRIS: Doesn't matter.
RENNY VASQUEZ: 'Cause I love
her smoky eye moments.
-I think it's always gorgeous
-Yeah, smoky eye.
-Sure.
-RENNY: Smokey eye, okay.
Kris, what are you wearing?
Is your body showing at all?
Um, no, just a, just a little
bit maybe right here.
-So, right here? Okay.
-Yeah.
She's gonna be hooking up
with her boyfriend later, so.
-RENNY: Okay.
-You never know.
-Full So, do we want full body
-KHLOÉ: Full body.
-(LAUGHTER)
-Oh my god.
RENNY: We love, we love
a full-body moment.
This is very personal information.
(LAUGHTER)
KHLOÉ: We are here getting glam.
My mom and I are just gonna
be on our Italian adventures,
Kris and Khloé take Italy.
KRIS: Dolce vita. Ciao, ciao.
-Buonasera.
-Oh, oh no.
That's like when she goes to Mexico
and she's like, "I know Spanish."
"Yo quiero bagel and cream cheese."
I'm like, "You think they get?"
-(LAUGHTER)
-KHLOÉ: I'm sure if you said, "I want,"
do the other part in Spanish.
Whatever country my mom is in,
she adapts the accent,
whether it be bad or good,
and she will rock it as if
she is the most fluent whatever.
-How do you say Saint Laurent?
-KIM: Saint Laurent.
-KRIS: Saint Laurent?
-KIM: But I don't go Saint Laurent,
-or whatever you say.
-HAIR STYLIST: You said it,
-you said it more French.
-Saint Laurent.
I See? I said it very French.
KHLOÉ: Mom, we need to have a meeting.
Did you read Kourt's text?
KRIS: Yeah.
KHLOÉ: Mom, just acknowledge
Kourtney's feelings.
Ohh, boy.
Moments beyond that.
Yeah, okay.
My mom sent our family group chat a text
asking everyone to post about
these "Ciao, Kim" t-shirts.
Everyone was on board to post,
Kourtney opted out of posting.
I mean, as far as I know, it is.
Okay, so what should I say?
Just say, "I'm so sorry.
I appreciate you reminding me of this."
Like I don't know.
'Cause she says she's already
talked to you about this
and you keep ignoring her,
so, just, like, acknowledge her,
so this whole back and forth can be done.
I'm telling you, she'll just feel better.
Sometimes, you just
gotta let her do her thing.
KRIS: Mm-hmm.
But she definitely has
every right to feel a way.
-If she feels like she was
-Totally, but I don't understand.
"Everyone who doesn't know my deal
or their promises are writing me,
calling me saying this is weird."
-But what's weird?
-KRIS: Nothing. Nothing's weird.
-Nothing's weird. She's just upset.
-I'm scared to ask what's weird.
-I'm not going to.
-KRIS: Yeah.
I just can't imagine.
I mean, what They haven't
even seen the show yet,
so what could possibly be weird?
As a mom, when my girls
see things differently,
I just try to stay really neutral,
and I think it's really my job to
come in and, kind of,
see and hear both sides,
and help a conversation happen
when things get outta hand.
Voila.
-RENNY: She's gorgeous. (LAUGHS)
-Renny, love you!
-Okay, kids.
-RENNY: Thank you. So good to meet you.
Ugh. I'm out. Gonna go hit
the town in Milan, guys.
("NEON LOVE" BY ODESSA PLAYING)
(SINGING IN NATIVE DIALECT)
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
-KIM: Morning.
-Mwah!
Please sit, sit.
I like that. The necklace, too.
-I think, maybe, one thing less.
-Okay.
-Look.
-KIM: What do you think?
-DOMENICO: No, I like this.
-KIM: So pretty.
DOMENICO: Bellissimo.
Or without?
I think it needs something,
-but should the shoe be
-Or maybe a black cross?
DOMENICO: Yeah.
-KIM: Yeah.
-DANIELLE: That's better.
KIM: I feel, like, a little tense,
but it's looking really good,
and I love seeing
everything come together,
and how we're accessorizing everything.
JACK: Yeah, thanks.
This was the one jacket
I really didn't want.
-DOMENICO: It's beautiful.
-STEFANO: Very detailed.
DOMENICO: We love. I don't know
what you feel.
KIM: This is the only look I didn't like.
Okay.
Ah, we take off it. We cancel, no work.
JACK: We're changing it all?
I definitely feel like
I'm in my element here.
The old me would've never spoken up,
and I just would've done things
that I just didn't all the way love.
But now, I'm like, "I love it, I love it.
Do that with this, with that.
Change the shoes."
Like, I feel really good about the show.
'Cause I got what ya need,
need, need, need, need ♪
-KIM: I have one idea.
-DOMENICO: Yes?
-Would it look good with a silver boot?
-Yeah.
So, it's, like, silver
with the silver boot?
-Eh, like this.
-JACK: Yeah, Kim, we can probably do it
-with that, with the boot
-Yeah, that would be cool.
Just like Yeah.
DOMENICO: We make this long.
We make very diva.
-KIM: What about, like, a diamond cross?
-DOMENICO: Yeah.
Kim have a good idea.
KIM: Yeah, like one of those.
Mm-hmm.
'Cause I got what ya need ♪
Got what ya need ♪
Bellissimo.
Which way do you think better?
DOMENICO: It's beautiful.
-KIM: This way?
-JACK: Yeah.
-KIM: Okay.
-DOMENICO: Me too.
-Thank you.
-KIM: Perfect.
Brava. Brava, brava, Kim!
-(APPLAUSE)
-DOMENICO: The designer!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Keep gettin' better,
keep, keep gettin' ♪
Every time they come around here, ♪
Every time they come around here ♪
I keep gettin' better ♪
Started from the bottom,
yeah, that's right ♪
And we still goin' up,
that's mad tight ♪
Yeah, can't get enough, that's my mind ♪
You know I stay glowin' up,
that's my life ♪
Better, I keep gettin' better ♪
Every time they come around,
every time they come around here ♪
I keep gettin' better ♪
KYLIE: Okay. Um
Wait, so what is this?
BRIDGET WHITMAN:
It's called Whole Body EMS.
-KENDALL: Okay.
-And EMS stands for
Electric Muscle Stimulation.
So, it's, like, electricity
-being sent through your body?
-Yes. Totally.
KYLIE: Kendall and I have,
actually, been spending
a lot of time recently together.
It's really special spending
this personal time with her,
and I think this is gonna go well.
I think it'd be a fun
sister bonding moment for us.
KENDALL: And so, why are wet?
So, the wet helps with the conduction
of the electricity, essentially.
Is there anything that can
like any condition that you
can have that you shouldn't do this with?
I know that sounds
ANTHONY GABRIEL:
There's a number of 'em, yeah.
BRIDGET: Yeah, there's a few.
If you're pregnant or if you're planning
on getting pregnant.
Good, I h I-I'm supposed to get,
like, ultrasound photos soon.
I haven't seen I've only seen, like
It was like a, like an egg or whatever.
It wasn't, like, a shape, you know?
My horse pregnancy.
Not I'm not pregnant.
-BRIDGET: There you go.
-You heard it here first.
-ANTHONY: Go ahead.
-Yeah, you're gonna bend
those arms and legs.
Just make sure they're nice and bent
-because we are working our two muscles
-'Kay.
and they will lock out. It's just not fun.
-So, just hold tight.
-Lock out?!
-You'll be fine, I promise.
-Oh my god, okay.
-Hit me with it.
-Three, two, one.
All right.
Okay. Ooh! I feel that.
If it's ever painful, just yell at me.
-Ooh yeah, oh yeah.
-Okay, let's back off a little bit.
-Oh yeah.
-Try that out.
-Ah! It's locked!
-You got it.
-My arm won't move.
-BRIDGET: Squeeze that ball.
(LAUGHING) My arm. My arm.
-My abs.
-ANTHONY: You got it.
Ow. (LAUGHS)
BRIDGET: Nice.
(KENDALL YELLS)
Yeah, good.
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
It's your last one.
-Good, you're done.
-KYLIE: Okay.
-That was kinda crazy.
-KYLIE: I know.
KENDALL: I love spending time
with my sister.
I call her my baby sister
'cause it's fun to say,
but, like, it feels like
we're such equals,
like we can be best friends.
Have you spoken to anyone about Milan?
-No.
-I talked to Kourt.
She kinda got emotional with me,
and, like, broke down,
and was just, like,
basically, saying how it was
everything that Kim
did with Dolce was really
close to, like, her wedding,
and she felt, like,
almost, like, her wedding vibes
were, like, stripped from her,
and that was, like, her thing
-and whatever.
-Yeah.
KENDALL: And I was just
saying to her, like,
we all, obviously, are,
like, sisters and a family,
and we live under
this umbrella of, like, relation,
but, like, we are
individual people at the same time,
and, like, we wanna
have individuality and
have our own thing.
Feelings aren't, like
feelings are valid.
I did mention, I was like,
"But at the end of the day, like,
"I also can see how Kim,
you know, was presented a job
and was being paid for it."
And she's like, "Why would you
choose money over my feelings?"
Like, I don't think that's
a fair position to put Kim in.
I think that Kourtney should be
supportive in that way.
-I see both sides.
-Yeah, I see both sides.
And I do think Kim
should've done it, but I get it.
I don't think anyone's in the wrong.
I just didn't even think of it like that.
But it makes sense, the whole wedding,
-and how that's, you know, obviously
-Yeah, I didn't think of it
-a very special day for her.
-like that either at first.
And then when I sat with her
and saw how it affected her,
I was like, "Oh."
-Mm-hmm.
-I don't know.
Remember when we used to work together
and only work together.
Mm-hmm. It was, like, perfect
scenario, perfect timing.
KYLIE: Yeah, it was.
And then I feel like
And it introduced us to this world,
-and
-KENDALL: Yeah.
Yeah, and then I feel like we split off
and did our own thing at the right time.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was crazy.
KYLIE: When we both moved
out of the house,
we were so excited
because we were so
attached at the hip for so long
that we went our full separate ways,
and she went to New York,
and was working a lot and modeling,
and we didn't spend a lotta time together,
so I feel like we're
really close right now.
I love it.
I don't feel anything yet.
I don't feel anything.
No, you're not gonna feel anything yet,
but I want let me know
what you feel when you wake up.
KENDALL: Okay.
All right, I have a meeting.
-Love you.
-Love ya.
KENDALL: I will talk to ya later.
♪♪
-KIM: The kids are here.
-DOMENICO: Okay.
KIM: I'll be right back.
Psalmy!
Hi, Chi Chi!
Sainty! Hi, guys!
How was your flight?
Guys, did you see that all-leopard room?
There's a leopard cat.
-Do you wanna see it?
-Yeah.
Let's go see, let's go see.
Let's go see, guys.
I am so happy that my kids are here.
I just wanted them
to experience this with me.
I feel like this is
a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
I missed you! I missed you!
Thanks, you guys, for being here.
♪♪
Okay.
♪♪
Hellooo!
(LAUGHS) How are you?
(CROSSTALK)
-I hear everybody's behaving themselves?
-(GREETING EACH OTHER)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(KRIS LAUGHS)
-Welcome to Milan.
-KHLOÉ: Let me see this.
-Oh, you better talk to me dirty!
-KRIS: Oh my god!
-KHLOÉ: You better talk to me dirty!
-Welcome to Milan!
KRIS: You are living your best life!
-This is the girl I know.
-Oh, you look so great.
She's living her best life.
-I am.
-Look at you.
You're just having the best time.
I think Domenico
has found the most magical
Dolce & Gabbana muse in Kim.
-Mwah! How are you, how are you?
-STEFANO: Welcome.
-Hi.
-BOTH: Mwah, mwah!
I'm very well, thank you.
-KRIS: Thank you.
-KHLOÉ: We're so excited.
Ciao!
KIM: Are we gonna sit and eat a bit?
I'm so hungry.
KRIS: Thank you.
I take a taxi today
and the and the driver say,
"You don't know. There is
Kim Kardashian in the city."
-KIM: No. No way.
-PERSON: It's true.
-KHLOÉ: Aw, that's sweet.
-That's so funny.
For us, very unusual
because all the life,
we are very me and him, me and him.
STEFANO: We work alone.
-Yeah.
-For 38 year, it's the first time
-DOMENICO: We open.
-We open.
-KRIS: Isn't that crazy?
-Wow!
(CROSSTALK)
-And what a first time.
-I am so honored.
And guess what? This is pretty much
the first time
that I've been in leopard.
-(LAUGHTER)
-One other time.
-STEFANO: We never say never.
-Something new, something new.
KIM: Hellooo!
No, is she so mad at me?
She's mad at me?
About what? Me doing this?
-KIM: Wow.
-No, it's, it's it's not rational.
She's mad that I'm doing the Dolce thing?
KIM: This is the first time
I heard that Kourtney is upset
about us doing the Dolce show.
And, like, I couldn't have
been more mindful.
I-I said don't do the Madonna collection,
don't do the lace collection,
don't do anything that Kourtney
wore to her wedding
out of respect for Kourtney.
She doesn't know
that I have the email string
begging them to push it a year.
-I don't give a shit if she posts.
-KHLOÉ: I know.
KIM: What I've realized in this lifetime
is that everyone has their own truth
of how they think something happened,
and it's weird, you know,
but
it's all gonna come out on the show.
This is our therapy.
I would just hope
everyone's happy for everyone.
Totally.
I would hope.
Yep.
(BLEEP). This is coming at the worst time.
Like, this is just not what
I need with Kourtney right now.
The show is tomorrow.
-DOMENICO: Cheers.
-KHLOÉ: Cheers.
-Cheers to Kim and Dolce and Gabbana.
-KRIS: Thank you.
-(CROSSTALK)
-KHLOÉ: Dolce and Gabbana.
-Dolce and Gabbana.
-And to Kourtney.
-KHLOÉ: And to Oh.
-To Kourtney.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-KRIS: Inside joke.
-Yeah, to the diva of all divas.
Next on The Kardashians.
I feel like today is, like,
a make-it-or-break-it for my career.
This just has to go perfect.
-This is my friend, La La.
-Hey, how you doing?
-I'm La La, it's a pleasure.
-Hi, Mickey. Nice to meet you.
I think he's super hot.
We'll see you tonight? Yes.
He's, like, a man.
I love a good man.
She's putting out
all these vibes from my wedding
with looks that we so carefully curated.
It's weird.
Bitch, you think I need your permission?
("FEEL IT" BY VANACORE MUSIC PLAYING)
Feel it, ah, ah, ah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, ohh ♪
I, I feel it, ah, ah, ah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, heeey ♪
Come get it, ah, ah, ah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh ♪
I, I, I feel it, ah, ah, ah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Hit 'em with the na-na-na,
lay it on the track like la-la-la ♪
Play on the table like ma-ma-ma ♪
What's cookin', so hot ♪
Jokin' like ha-ha-ha ♪
Float like la-la-la ♪
Soakin' in the sun ♪
Pull another touch the sky ♪
I can feel it, baby,
do you feel the same ♪
I'm drinkin' double dare,
let me hear you say my name ♪
"Number 21:
"smart, kind, great manners,
is into self-care.
I want to love their scent,
even in the gym."
Let's get facials together.
Can read a room.
"Let's do lasers."
Has their own shit going on.
"Also adaptable." I love hair.
"Respect to others,
especially when no one's watching."
Let's do ice baths together.
Teeth, good teeth.
Listen, if I would help
someone get veneers,
if that's what you're asking.
(BELL TOLLS)