Trolls: The Beat Goes On! (2018) s03e04 Episode Script

1 Put your hair up in the air - Live it up - Hey! Every day you wake up singing - Turn it up - Whoo! The party's just beginning All together, you and me Hair in the air, we're a family We got everything we need Hair in the air Because we're proud to be Celebrating who we are Yeah, we made it through the dark Harmony is everywhere Put your hair up in the air Put your hair up in the air [Poppy.]
A lot has been going on since we discovered Archer Pastry was a scout for the Party Crashers.
[Archer whistles.]
Turns out, he planned to tell his pals to come crash Troll Village which would be bad.
Some people [coughs.]
Branch [snaps fingers.]
wanted to lock up Archer and throw away the key.
- Oh, no! I'm dead! - [bell tolls.]
But we decided that if we could turn Archer into our friend Never mind.
he wouldn't want to betray us.
So we tried a long list of bonding activities, like slumber parties.
- [laughter.]
- [Troll groans.]
Fishing trips.
[Troll.]
Hey! Friendship bracelets.
[Troll shrieks.]
But nothing's worked yet.
OK, Archer, I dare you not to enjoy the next item on our bonding list.
"Share stories that show the richness of Troll culture!" [Guy and Biggie.]
Yay! Wow! That actually sounds amazing ly bad.
Just the worst.
[Guy and Biggie.]
Aw! Guys, I know he's rude, but to protect the Village, we have to make him our friend.
When people connect to a good story, it bonds them together.
- Who wants to start? - [Biggie gasps.]
- I do! - Keith? My story is gonna blow Archer away! [Poppy.]
Uh Maybe when the fate of the entire Village isn't at stake.
Fine.
Humph! Any other volunteers? Biggie, I think I saw your hand.
This is a story about the lengths Trolls go to to help a friend in need.
It's called "The Troll-jan Worm.
" There once was a warrior named Bigeleus.
[Biggie.]
His best friend was said to be the most beautiful creature in all the world.
Aw! Mr.
Dinkules! He had a face that could launch a thousand ships.
Meep.
[spider cackles.]
And a bunch of hungry spiders, too, unfortunately.
Worm gyro, anyone? Heh-heh-heh! [Mr.
Dinkules.]
Meep! Meep! Meep! I vow to get you back, Mr.
Dinkules! Be brave! And also, don't forget to take your multivitamin! And so, Bigeleus summoned the fiercest Troll warriors he knew, like Poppyseus, expert with the blade Yargh! Yeah! that she mostly used for scrapbooking.
Ha! And Branchilles, who was invincible Ha-ha! except for one tiny flaw.
Ow! My heel! I put too much weight on my Achilles heel! Which, honestly, made him pretty useless.
And thus, Bigeleus waged war on the spiders, launching the deadliest weapon known to Troll.
Launch the deadliest weapon known to Troll! Ha-ha! Confetti? Are they serious? [spiders cackle.]
Guess we're pretty bad at this war thing.
[Branchilles.]
Fear not.
The nigh invulnerable Branchilles will breach that wall and bring Dinkules home! Ha-ha! Argh! Argh! My Achilles heel again! Ow! Ow! Ow! OK.
Any other ideas? I've got one! I'll disguise myself as a spider and sneak in.
It's a foolproof plan! It wasn't.
I now pronounce you married.
Coopericles immediately fell in love with the enemy.
I do! So the Trolls went back to the drawing board.
Hey, look, it's a giant worm! So, the Trolls are definitely hiding in there.
Want to sneak inside and eat them? [gasps.]
Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
[spiders chatter excitedly.]
Huh? Where are they? [Poppyseus.]
Out here! No, no, no, no, no! - Friends, I got him! - [Trolls cheer.]
And so Bigeleus and Mr.
Dinkules lived happily ever after.
Never mess with Mr.
Dinkules.
They never saw Coopericles again, but they were sure he lived happily ever after, too.
[Coopericles yells.]
Till death do us part! The end.
[Archer.]
Incredible.
I've never heard a story that's both predictable and hard to follow.
- Ha! - [groans.]
Don't be discouraged, Biggie.
Keep your eye on the prize.
We need Archer to bond with us, and if he enjoys one story, we save Troll Village.
- Guy? - [autotuned.]
That's my cue! Once, there lived another ruler, who went by the name King Guydas, and he loved nothing more in the world than glitter.
[Guy.]
So, one day, he made a request to the heavens.
Hey, heavens! How about some more glitter? In fact, how about all the glitter in the world? Yeah, OK.
- [elevator dings.]
- First floor, weird glitter-obsessed dude.
I'll grant your wish, if you're sure that's what you want? Of course! Wait, this isn't one of those "be careful what you wish for" situations, is it? Only one way to find out.
Can't argue with that logic.
Do it! [King Guydas grunts.]
So where's my glitter? It's inside you.
It's always been inside you.
- Huh? - [Cloud Guyonysius snickers.]
JK! Whatever you touch will turn to glitter now.
Give it a test, Mr.
Underdressed.
[gasps.]
Glitter! Here, have some glitter! - Hey, wait! - Glitter for everyone! Ow! My other Achilles heel! - Hey! - Huh? Oh, come on! The king had everything he ever wanted, with zero foreseeable drawbacks.
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Argh! Glitter in my eye! So itchy! Oh, is it? Well, then give it a rub, ticket stub.
No, I can't! - Do it.
- [groans.]
- I must resist! - You know you want to scratch it! Scratch it! [whispers.]
Scratch it.
[autotuned shrieking.]
Wait The glitter came out! [sighs.]
The itch is gone.
Oh, thank goodness.
[gasps.]
Oh, darn.
And so, the king's obsession with glitter finally consumed him.
- Mwahahaha! - [thunder crashes.]
Mwahahaha! Huh? Wahoo! I'm made of glitter! Glitter forever! [autotuned.]
No regrets! [coughs and splutters.]
I did not see that coming.
And the moral of the story is glitter is the best! Wow.
"Entertaining" and "inspirational" are two words I would never use to describe that story.
The two words I would use [blows raspberry.]
and [blows raspberry.]
Zing! - [Archer laughs.]
- Aw! - [Trolls sigh.]
- [Keith.]
Face it, you guys.
It's time to unleash the Keith.
[sighs.]
OK.
Go ahead, Keith.
[imitates explosion.]
Once, there lived a kid named Icarus.
Wait, is this a joke? [laughs.]
You're sending out a kid? Hey, shut it! It's story time.
Icarus always had the coolest ideas.
Finally! My coolest idea yet! [Keith.]
But the Trolls in his village felt threatened by his coolness.
Hey, you better not be thinking of flying with those wings.
You'll get too close to the sun.
My ideas are too cool to be contained! Yeah! Flying rules! [yawns.]
Oh, yeah.
Let me guess.
He did fly too close to the sun.
The end.
Story dumb.
Next! Wrong! He flew past the sun and jumped into hyperspeed! [yells.]
Huh.
- [Keith grunts.]
- [Poppy.]
Hm.
And emerged into enemy territory.
[gasps.]
My Lord, a child with really cool ideas has appeared on our scanners.
Then in our quest to destroy all cool things, he must die! Fire! [Icarus.]
Ooh! Icarus tried to flee, but Lord Badguy's forces proved to be too strong [yells.]
and he crashed into a strange and murky land.
Ooh! I did not see that coming.
Icarus assessed his wounds.
[gasps.]
Rainbow guts poured out of him.
Oh, no way! He knew he'd have to act fast, so he reached into his on returning to his allies' home base, he received a gift from his mentor.
And when he put it on, the mechanical foot fit like a glove.
What? So cool! But now, having defeated his own evil twin twice, Icarus cut a deal with the bounty hunter.
Let's make a deal! And so, Icarus knew he must face Lord Badguy himself.
[both grunting.]
- Ha-ha-ha! - Ah! [Icarus yells.]
- [cackles.]
- [grunts.]
Join me, Icarus.
Together, we can rid the galaxy of all that is cool.
I don't have to listen to you! You're not my dad! But, Icarus I am your dad.
[yells.]
No! To be continued.
His dad? His dad ? So does that mean he's the heir to the Twelve Kingdoms? And the hermit he met in the Ice World was his second cousin? - Is that true? - Sorry, no spoilers.
Oh, wow! I cannot wait for Keith to finish that story.
He's got to go back to his training, right? - Because he hasn't learned - [together.]
the Seventh Skill! Oh, yes! Well, well, well, Archer.
Looks to me like you actually enjoyed that story, which means you bonded with us.
Pfft! No.
Hm.
OK.
In that case, Keith doesn't have to come back tomorrow to finish.
Come on, Keith.
[stammers.]
- [Archer.]
Wait! - Yes? Tell the kid to come back tomorrow.
[sighs.]
I didn't hate the story.
- [Keith.]
Yeah! - [chanting.]
Keith! Keith! Keith! Keith! Keith! Keith! Keith! I heard shouting from outside! Is everything OK in here? [yells.]
Ah! My heel! My Achilles heel! [sighs.]
Good morning, Troll Vill [gasps.]
Rainbow! [gasps.]
Rainbow! [gasps.]
Rainbow! [Trolls chatter excitedly.]
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Huh? Argh! [Trolls scream.]
[moans.]
Catastroph-tastic.
[Trolls scream.]
[deep voice.]
No! [Trolls scream.]
[screaming stops.]
[Poppy gasps.]
W-What just happened? I'll tell you what happened.
Rainbowmageddon.
Like Armageddon, but with a rainbow.
Yeah, that went over my head.
Branch, we're Trolls! Show, don't tell.
[groans.]
OK, listen up.
The rainbow cracked and a large chunk broke loose.
Uh I wish I had a friend with me.
[together.]
All right! Friend! [Branch.]
And more chunks will follow.
So we need to fly up to the rainbow and repair it, fast, or else [Trolls scream.]
Boom! Boom! Ba-boom! Ba-boom! Boom-boom-boom! Uh Branch, don't take this the wrong way, but sometimes you jump to the darkest the bleakest the craziest conclusions ever! So, before we assume an absolute cataclysm, I'm gonna get a second opinion.
[muffled voice.]
I've got a second opinion.
- Who said that? - [muffled voice.]
It was Oh, you've got be kidding! - [splutters.]
- me.
[coughs.]
Cloud Guy! Heard you muchachos have a rainbow problem, and I happen to know some fine folks who can lend a hand.
By which I mean me, myself and moi .
What? Now, how did he do that? Nope! Forget it! No one's gonna take a hand from you.
- [nose squeaks.]
- Argh! Your actions say otherwise.
Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
- I'm a rainbow expert.
- [giggles.]
[Branch.]
No way.
- Not possible.
- Hello? I'm a cloud.
I've lived near rainbows my entire life.
Almost married one once.
Me, too! Rainbows, am I right? So, here's the skinny, Equatorial New Guinea.
Despite what Captain Doom and Gloom says, your rainbow sitch ain't no big thing.
Uh You see, a prismatic anomaly resulted in asymmetric saturation points.
Fortunately, the spectrum load has stabilized.
Or, in lay-Troll's terms [coughs.]
Branch we've got plenty of time to fix the crack.
Oh.
Very informed position.
Branch, counterargument? Yeah, I've got a counterargument.
That's Cloud Guy! Mm-hm.
So the rainbow's a problem we should go fix, but not something to panic about? Exactamundo! Great! Lower the threat level to DEFCON brownies, guys.
Cloud Guy, will you lead our team to repair the rainbow? Well, I hardly need a team to do this patch job, but sure, come along.
- It will be a hoot! - Poppy, no! Don't make him leader.
All he'll do is goof off.
Branch, I know you're worried, which is making you uptight, but that's no excuse to be rude.
Oh, don't mind that.
Branch goes to a lot of trouble pretending I annoy him.
But deep down, he really likes me.
No, I definitely don't like you! Look, Branch, Cloud Guy's the expert, so he's leading the mission.
Now, either get on board with that or don't go at all.
[groans.]
Fine! But you better start taking this seriously.
Wouldn't have it any other way.
[Trolls chatter indistinctly.]
[Trolls gasp.]
[cheering.]
Argh! Why are you guys walking so slow? - [slowly.]
Because we look so epic.
- [Branch grunts.]
[Branch.]
Glitter-off in T-minus ten minutes.
- Running through safety checklist.
- Ooh, good point.
Safety first! [grunts.]
Hey, get off! Take off? OK.
Boop! [all cheer and laugh.]
[engine stops.]
[rocket.]
Bleugh.
[imitates radio crackle.]
One small step for clou - Argh! - Enough antics! Let's just unload so we can fix this thing.
Rainbow repair.
Let's see.
Got my trowel.
- Ooh! - [drill whirs.]
My dual-driver power drill.
Hey, what's this? Where are the rest of my tools? Threw them out.
Had to make room for my party supplies.
[party horn parps.]
Ooh! We're having a party? No! Poppy, come on.
Branch does has have a point, Cloud Guy.
Shouldn't we fix the rainbow first? Actually, not yet.
See radiance infusion can result in bilateral hue displacement, unless you wait for ideal photon progression, so we still have 46 minutes.
Oh.
Well, great.
Sounds like he's got it under control.
Sure do.
Besides, ain't no party like a rainbow party.
[funky guitar playing.]
Just got dressed, look so fresh Feeling like a million, nothing less Pick the right energy, turn it up Shine like the sun Don't stunt your strut Time is now, let's ride around And spread the love we're feeling now This is why we spread our wings Flying high, pursue our dreams You are all my favorite team This is why I-I The time is now and we'll show you all We're gonna turn it up Until the break of dawn Just dancing to our favorite song Because it's party night And it feels all right Goes on and on and on Hey! It's party night tonight Hey! Put your hands up, feel all right Hey! Got to get down, make it tight Hey! Because it's party night tonight [Trolls cheer.]
Fine, I'll do it on my own.
[jaunty music.]
[drill whirs.]
[flame crackles.]
[sighs.]
[funky music continues.]
- [music stops.]
- [speaker whines.]
Branch, where have you been? Oh, nowhere.
Just off fixing the rainbow and saving the Village by myself! Uh First, we clouds have a saying: "Explain it, don't rain it," Branch.
And second, you couldn't have fixed the rainbow yet.
The illumination nexus is still [grunts.]
Forget all that! I just used plain old bricks and mortar.
Oh.
Besides, I think you say all that to hide the fact that you're a time-wasting clown! Branch, easy.
Ah, let him get it out.
I know under this very grumpy, very average-looking shell, he still likes me.
Wrong! Get it through your brain vapor, cloud! I don't like you and I'll never like you! I see.
Well, in that case, I'll just Branch! Sorry, Poppy, but it had to be done, and nothing will change my mind.
[rumbling.]
[Trolls.]
Hm.
Oh, sure, blame the mysterious rumble on the guy who farts glitter! Real nice.
[rumbling continues.]
[Branch yells.]
Branch, when you were patching the crack, please tell me you left ventilation holes.
Are those a thing? [whistling.]
Branch, what did you do? I-I don't know! But I promise I'll find some way to fix it.
You can't fix it now.
It's only a matter of time before the whole thing falls on Troll Village! Our only hope is to blow it up into a billion tiny, harmless pieces.
[splutters.]
I brought this along in case our rainbow bash got truly epic.
A 50-megaton party popper.
[grunts.]
[rumbling.]
[both gasp.]
Annihil-icious.
Annihil-icious, indeed.
- But there's a catch.
- [Trolls grunt.]
Some poor soul must stay behind to detonate it.
[Trolls gasp.]
As team leader, I'll go down with the 'bow.
I'll give you to 100.
One hundred.
Goodbye, Mom.
Ninety-nine.
Goodbye, Dad.
Ninety-eight.
Goodbye, all my brothers and sisters.
Well, except Jeff.
You know what you did! - [Trolls.]
Aw! - [rumbling.]
Ninety-seven.
Ninety-six.
Cloud Guy, this isn't right.
Please let me blow the popper.
What do you care? You don't even like me.
You said it yourself.
OK, yes, I did.
But I didn't mean it, OK? Come on! Oh, you're just saying that because I'm actively guilting you into it.
No! I mean, yes, but Look, you drive me crazy but deep down You know, deep Like, really, really deep, deep - Branch! - Huh? OK, deep down I like you.
Aw! Was that so hard? [party popper explodes.]
OK, I'll fix everything now [deep voice.]
with Cloud Powers! Cloud Powers? What? You could do that the whole time? Uh Yeah.
But you said the rainbow couldn't be fixed any more.
No, I said you couldn't fix it.
You see, the truth can be whatever you want, Poppy, if you're selective.
Uh I don't feel great about that being the lesson of this adventure.
It was fun, though, wasn't it? [snorts and laughs.]
Yeah, it was! Plus, now that he's confessed he likes me, this guy and I have never been closer.
So close! Yeah, yeah.
You got what you want.
- Now, will you please leave me alone? - As you wish.
- [snaps fingers.]
- [gasps.]
Uh Where's Branch? He said he needed some "alone" time.
[Branch yells.]
This isn't what I meant! Cloud Guy!