What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002) s03e04 Episode Script

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[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
[GROWLS]
[GASPS]
[ARRGGH]
AAH!
DANICA!
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW YOU ♪
YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
WE SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
DON'T LOOK BACK ♪
YOU MAY FIND
ANOTHER CLUE ♪
SCOOBY SNACKS WILL BE
WAITING HERE FOR YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU ♪
WE'RE GONNA SOLVE
THAT MYSTERY ♪
I SEE YOU, SCOOBY-DOO ♪
THE TRAIL
LEADS BACK TO YOU ♪
WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪
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WHAT'S NEW, SCOOBY-DOO? ♪
[HONK HONK]
Daphne: OH, WE'RE SO LUCKY
TO BE IN PARIS,
CITY OF LIGHTS.
AND EVEN BETTER,
CITY OF LIGHT SNACKS!
HA HA HA! FRENCH
FRENCH FRIES,
HA HA HA HA!
HERE WE COME!
YUM, YUM!
DU JOUR, DU JOUR,
DU JOUR!
I'M LEARNING
TO TALK FRENCH.
BADLY.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAR
BY JUST GOING OUI, OUI?
I DID THAT BEFORE
WE LEFT THE HOTEL.
OHH
I'VE DOWNLOADED
A PARIS GUIDEBOOK
ONTO MY HANDHELD.
I DON'T WANT TO MISS
ANY SIGHTS.
TROUBLE IS, WHILE
YOU'RE CHECKING IT,
YOU MISS THEM
ANYWAY.
HERE'S TO ALL
THE GREAT PARISIAN
FOOD WE'RE GONNA EAT!
HEY, HA HA! LIKE,
THAT WAS A FRENCH TOAST!
A-HOO! A-HOO-HOO
HOO-HOO-HOO!
Daphne:
AND BEST OF ALL,
WE GET TO SURPRISE
MY COUSIN DANICA
WHEN SHE'S NAMED
MODEL OF THE YEAR.
BUT TODDY,
YOUR TOP MODEL'S
MISSING.
HOW CAN THERE BE
A FASHION SHOW?
YOU WILL TAKE
HER PLACE.
BUT DO YOU REALLY
BELIEVE I'M READY?
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.
YES, DANICA'S BEEN
CRUELLY ABDUCTED,
BUT THE FASHION EXPO
MUST GO ON.
WHAT BETTER OPPORTUNITY
TO PUBLICIZE
THE TODDY STICKFIGURE LINE?
EXCUSE ME? YOU SAID
DANICA'S ABDUCTED?
AND JUST WHO ARE YOU?
DAPHNE BLAKE,
DANICA'S COUSIN.
HOW LONG HAS
SHE BEEN GONE?
SINCE LAST NIGHT.
IT BLEW OUR
ENTIRE REHEARSAL.
WELL, YOU DON'T SEEM
VERY UPSET ABOUT DANICA.
OF COURSE I AM.
THE OUTFIT SHE WAS
TO WEAR WILL BE
IN THE STORES ON MONDAY!
WE'RE ALL UPSET.
I'M DANICA'S ROOMMATE
BROOKE BJORK.
IT WAS SO HORRIBLE.
SHE'S IRREPLACEABLE,
THOUGH I GUESS
I'LL HAVE TO TRY.
DANICA WOULD HAVE
MADE A SPECTACULAR
GRAND ENTRANCE,
WITH GUY L'AVORTON,
DECKED OUT HEAD-TO-TOE
IN STICKFIGURE.
BACK UP. GUY L'AVORTON
WAS GONNA BE HERE?!
GUY-WHO?
THE FRENCH MOVIE STAR.
HIS MOVIES ARE CLASSICS,
AND SO IS HE.
Daphne: HAVE YOU REPORTED
DANICA'S DISAPPEARANCE
TO THE POLICE?
Toddy:
WHO'S GONNA BELIEVE
SHE WAS KIDNAPPED
BY A GARGOYLE?
JEEPERS!
JINKIES!
GARGOYLE?!
IT DOVE FROM THE CATHEDRAL
AND GRABBED HER
RIGHT WHERE
YOU'RE STANDING!
AH-CHOO! SHEESH.
DON'T THEY
VACUUM OUT HERE?
LET ME SEE THAT STUFF.
IT'S SOME SORT OF
COARSE, CRUSHED LIMESTONE.
IT TRAILS OU
TO THAT AVENUE.
I THINK THAT'S FRENCH
FOR STREET.
WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE
A MYSTRE ON OUR HANDS.
Daphne: LOOK,
MORE LIMESTONE
LEADING TO THE EDGE
OF THAT MANHOLE!
THE CLOSEST GARGOYLES
AROUND HERE
ARE AT THE BELL TOWER
OF NOTRE DAME.
THAT'S WEIRD.
ONE OF THE GARGOYLES
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
UP THERE ISN'T THERE!
OK, SPLIT UP TIME.
DAPHNE, VELMA, AND I
WILL FOLLOW THE LIMESTONE
TRACKS INTO THE SEWER.
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY,
CHECK OUT THE NOTRE DAME
GARGOYLE THAT'S MISSING.
I'M GLAD TO GO ANYPLACE
WITH ONE LESS GARGOYLE.
[HONK HONK]
IN CASE YOU FIND DANICA,
TELL HER THE EXPO'S
IN 4 HOURS,
AND MAKE SURE
SHE WEARS THISLABEL UP.
INTO THE MANHOLE.
WALLOWING GALOSHES.
NEVER LEAVE HOME
WITHOUT THEM.
NOTRE DAME, WHY DOES
THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?
YIKES! I HOPE
HE'S ON A BREAK!
REAH, ME, TOO.
LET'S DO THIS QUICK,
SCOOB.
AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE
LOOKING AROUND,
WE CAN GET SOMETHING
TO EAT.
I THINK SOMETHING ELSE
HAS THE SAME IDEA!
JUST PIGEONS.
HA HA HA HA. DON'
LOOK LIKE A STATUE
OR YOU'RE IN FOR A BIG
SURPRISE, SCOOB.
HEY! SHOO!
CHECK OUT THAT SHADOW,
SCOOB.
LIKE, DOES THAT SHAPE
RING A BELL?
AH. IT'S JUST US. SEE?
[BELL RINGS]
IT'S NOT JUST US!
AAH!
THE SEWERS OF PARIS
ARE ONE OF THEIR
MOST FAMOUS
TOURIST SIGHTS.
SOMEHOW, I THINK
OF SHOPPING
BEFORE I THINK
OF SEWERS.
WHAT'S THIS?
OH, NO, THAT'S DANICA'S!
THAT COLOR WOULD
ONLY GO WITH HER SKIN TONES.
AND IT'S COVERED IN
THOSE LIMESTONE CRUMBS.
HEY, LOOK!
AAH! JINKIES!
THERE HE IS!
GUY L'AVORTON,
THE FRENCH
MOVIE STAR
WITH HIS ADORABLE
SIGNATURE RED BERET.
WHAT WOULD HE BE DOING
IN A SEWER?
HE COULD ASK
THE SAME OF US.
AND WHY DID HE RUN AWAY?
[CRASH]
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
[BELL RINGS]
WELCOME,
STREET DWELLERS.
I AM THE BELL
RINGER, SONNY.
SONNY LES MATINES.
DING-DONG DING ♪
DING-DONG DING ♪
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOMETHING TO EAT?
WOW! YOU MUST BE
THE LUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME.
GLAD TO HAVE
SOME COMPANY,
AND SO ARE
MY GARGOYLES.
GARGOYLES?!
GARGOYLES?!
YES. THIS IS FIFI
THAT'S BELLA.
CHANTEL, MIMI, LOUIS,
GERARD, AND BIFF.
THIS PLATFORM BRINGS
THE GARGOYLES IN
FOR CLEANING.
I TAKE GOOD CARE
OF MY PETS.
WOW, LIKE, I GUESS
THAT BEATS A DOGGIE DOOR.
I LOVE THESE GARGOYLES,
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING
FAR MORE WONDROUS
FLYING AROUND
THE PARIS SKIES:
AN ACTUAL LIVE GARGOYLE.
[GULPS]
[GULPS]
YOU MEAN, THE ONE THA
TOOK THAT MODEL?
DO NOT JUDGE THE CREATURE.
SHE WAS ITS PREY.
IT IS AS NATURAL
AS YOU POUNCING ON
THAT CARAMEL BRIOCHE.
PARDON ME A MOMENT.
I'LL GET THE BEVERAGES.
THINK I'LL TRY
THAT COOL LEVER.
ZOINKS! IT'S THE LIVE ONE!
[ARRGHH]
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
OHH!
OHH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
FLUSHED OU
OF THE SEWER.
IMAGINE THAT.
Scooby and Shaggy:
AAH!
JEEPERS! LOOK!
A FLYING GARGOYLE!
Velma: IT'S GO
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY!
WE HAVE TO
SAVE THEM!
QUICK!
CATCH THAT TAXI!
HEY, TAXI! STOP
VOULET CAB RU!
LE SINGE A PRIS
MA POMME DE TERRE.
EXCUSEZ-MOI?
THE MONKEY TOOK
YOUR POTATO?
HE MEANS
FOLLOW THAT GARGOYLE.
OIU, MADEMOISELLE.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[SINGING IN FRENCH]
[ARRGHH]
HEH HEH HEH HEH,
HA HA HA HA!
A TICKLISH MONSTER.
THAT'S A FIRST.
SO LONG, OLD BUDDY,
OLD PAL.
SO LONG.
AAH!
AAH!
WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!
THERE THEY ARE!
HELP!
HELP!
Daphne: OH, MY GOSH! LOOK!
VELMA'S MOVIE STAR
IS UP THERE!
GUY? WHERE?
RIGHT THERE!
PUSHING SHAGGY
AND SCOOBY OFF THE TOWER!
WE'VE GOT TO HURRY!
[ALL GASPING
AND YELLING]
UNH!
UNH!
UGH!
OOH!
[ALL GROANING]
THANKS, GUYS. WHEW!
ANOTHER MOMENT,
AND WE WOULD'VE
BEEN STREET CREPES.
YEAH! CREPES SCOOBETTES.
GUY L'AVORTON,
FRENCH HERO OF
THE SUBTITLED
CINEMA.
I'VE READ EVERY ONE
OF YOUR MOVIES.
AH, MERCI,
MON FAN PETITE.
WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO
GET RID OF OUR FRIENDS?
NO, NO. I ATTEMP
TO SAVE THE DOGGIE
AND THE FUZZY YOUNG MAN.
I BELIEVE HIM.
WELL, YOUR PULLING
LOOKED A LOT MORE
LIKE PUSHING, MON AMI.
AND WHY ARE WE SEEING YOU
EVERYWHERE WE GO?
AT THE SEWER, HERE.
I FOLLOW THE GARGOYLE
TO FIND DANICA.
SHE IS MY,
HOW YOU SAY,
GIRLFRIEND.
WELL, I'M
HER COUSIN DAPHNE.
HOW COME SHE'S NEVER
MENTIONED YOU IN HER E-MAILS?
I DO NOT KNOW.
ZE ENRAPTURED HEART,
IT IS
THE ENRAPTURED HEAR
IS AN UNCHARTED LAND.
I READ THAT SUBTITLE
IN QUI SONT CRETIN?
YOUR SADDEST MOVIE.
AH, CHERI.
AU REVOIR, MES PETITS.
BE STILL, MY HEART.
SOMETHING'S VERY SUSPICIOUS
ABOUT THAT RISQUE ROUE.
LET'S FOLLOW HIM.
OH! CAN WE?
Daphne:
IT'S THAT MODEL BROOKE.
I THOUGHT HE SAID
HE WAS DANICA'S
BOYFRIEND.
AND HE KISSED MY HAND.
HE HAS A FEW
QUESTIONS TO ANSWER.
HE SURE DOES!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH HER?
YOU TWO-TIMER!
I AM TEACHING BROOKE
TO HANG GLIDE.
AT NIGHT?
AH, BUT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN
ZE LIGHTS OF PAREE
FROM HIGH IN ZE AIR.
I JUST DID,
AND IT GAVE ME
THE WHIM-WHAMS.
YEAH, ME, TOO.
WHIM-WHAM.
DANICA AND I ENJOY
THE HANG GLIDING OFTEN.
SHE ASKED ME TO TEACH
HER FRIEND TO GLIDE.
IF YOU CAN GE
THE HANG OF IT.
Both: HA HA HA!
AND WE MUST PRACTICE
FOR A GRAND ENTRANCE
AT THE FASHION EXPO.
WITH DANICA GONE,
GUY WILL HAVE TO
ARRIVE WITH ME.
AU REVOIR, MES AMI.
ON THAT HANG GLIDER,
GUY SOARS JUST LIKE
THE GARGOYLE.
YOU HAVE TO ADMI
THAT'S A LITTLE
SUSPICIOUS.
I DO?
VELMA!
OK, OK, I ADMIT IT.
IT'S SUSPICIOUS.
HEY, LET'S WATCH
WHERE THEY'RE GOING.
THIS TELESCOPE TAKES
THESE LITTLE QUARTER
THINGIES.
THOSE ARE FRANCS.
I THOUGH
THEY WERE MINE!
HEY, THEY'RE LANDING
WAY BEYOND THOSE
FRENCHY BUILDINGS.
I SEE A SIGN
"LIMESTONE QUARRY."
WE NEED TO CHECK THAT OUT.
LET'S SEE IF ANYBODY'S
DUG IN THIS LIMESTONE
LATELY.
RIGHT HERE!
AND IT'S THE EXACT SAME STUFF
THAT WE KEEP FINDING.
OHH!
THIS COULD MAKE
A DANDY COSMETIC MASK.
IT ACTUALLY
RESEMBLES SCALES.
HMMM.
LET'S GO A LITTLE DEEPER.
Daphne: DANICA?!
DANICA!
ARE YOU IN HERE?
OH! IT'S STEEP!
SOME DEEP LIME PITS
LEAD STRAIGHT DOWN
TO THE PARIS CATACOMBS.
EEW! I'M ALLERGIC
TO CATS.
THE CATACOMBS ARE
ABANDONED QUARRIES,
WHERE THERE ARE
MILLIONS OF BONES.
BONES?!
OF PEOPLE.
THE FRENCH USED
TO BURY BODIES
IN THE CATACOMBS.
AAH!
AAH!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
WHOA!
All: AAH!
[GULP]
SONNY!
YOU KNOW HIM?!
SONNY'S COOL.
HE WORKS
AT NOTRE DAME.
LIKE, HE JUST HAS
A FEW BATS IN HIS
BELL TOWER.
AND PIGEONS.
I SAW THE LIVING GARGOYLE
FLY INTO THE CATACOMBS.
I HAD TO FOLLOW IT.
I MUST HAVE THAT GARGOYLE.
TO TOUCH IT,
TO EMBRACE IT.
TO CALL IT MY OWN!
[GULP]
YOU MEAN
THE GARGOYLE'S
HERE?
ARRGGH!
NO! THE GARGOYLE'S THERE!
RUN!
[SINGING IN FRENCH]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
[SINGING IN FRENCH]
2 HOURS
IN THE CATACOMBS!
LIKE, I THOUGH
WE'D NEVER GET OUT!
HEY, WHAT'S THIS?
PART OF A RUBBER SUI
COVERED WITH THA
LIMESTONE PASTE.
WELL, HERE WE ARE
WITH A MYSTERY AND NO SUSPECTS.
NO SUSPECTS?!
HOW ABOU
THE FASHION DESIGNER
WHO'D DO ANYTHING
TO PUSH HIS LABEL
OR THE JEALOUS
RIVAL MODEL
OR THAT GHASTLY
GARGOYLE GROUPIE?
OR THAT SLITHERY
SCREEN STAR WHO
HANG GLIDES?
BUT HIS SOULFUL EYES
ALWAYS CONCEAL
A VALIANT HEART.
OK, HE'S A SUSPEC
ALREADY.
BUT I THINK I KNOW JUST HOW
TO FIND OUR CULPRIT.
I HOPE SO.
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
TO SAVE MY COUSIN.
WELL, LET'S SET A TRAP.
LET'S SEE. SHAGGY SAID
THE GARGOYLE IS TICKLISH.
SO WE NEED A WHOLE LO
OF FEATHERS,
OF COURSE, SOME DYNAMITE
AND 3 CATCHER'S MITTS.
I HAVE AN EASIER TRAP.
WHAT COULD BE EASIER
THAN FEATHERS AND DYNAMITE?
ANYTHING?
BUT THIS ONE TAKES PLACE
AT THE FASHION EXPO.
I HOPE THIS WORKS.
THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE
IS UNCANNY.
SO YOU LOOK LIKE DANICA?
YES, BUT SO
DOES UNCLE JULIUS
WHEN HE'S IN HEELS.
M.C.: MADAMES AND MONSIEURS,
TODDY STICKFIGURE HAS
INVITED YOU HERE TONIGH
IN HONOR OF OUR MISSING
MODEL OF THE YEAR
DANICA LA BAYE.
SO WITNESS NOW THE SPECTACULAR
GRAND ENTRANCE OF
GUY L'AVORTON
WITH NEW MODEL OF THE YEAR
BROOKE BJORK!
MADAMS AND MASSEURS!
PRESENTING THE NO-LONGER
MISSING MODEL OF THE YEAR!
[AUDIENCE GASPING
AND MURMURING]
DANICA?! NO!
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
FOR HER TO BE HERE!
OOPS.
Sonny: DANICA!
WHOA!
YOU WILL BRING
MY GARGOYLE!
SANCTUARY!
PLEASE, SONNY,
PUT HER DOWN!
THE GARGOYLE WILL COME
FOR DANICA.
AND I, AT LAST,
WILL HAVE MY GARGOYLE!
I'M NOT DANICA!
YES, YOU ARE!
AND THERE IS
NO GARGOYLE!
YES, THERE IS!
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
AH, MY PRETTY ONE,
JOIN YOUR STONE
BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
UNH!
AAH!
NO!
COME BACK!
AAH!
THANK YOU.
NOW I KNOW WHO
THE GARGOYLE IS.
DANICA!
YOU'RE WEARING THA
PERFUME I SENT YOU
LAST CHRISTMAS,
EAU DE DANGER
PRONE.
DANICA KIDNAPPED HERSELF?
I WANTED TO ESCAPE
FROM THE SUPER MODEL
FAST TRACK.
IT WAS TOO MUCH
FOR ME.
SO GUY AND I PLANNED
TO HAVE ME DISAPPEAR.
THEN BROOKE COULD BE
MODEL OF THE YEAR
AND I COULD HAVE
A NORMAL, QUIET LIFE,
LIKE COUSIN DAPHNE.
IF SHE ONLY KNEW.
THE GARGOYLE
WOULD'VE GONE AWAY.
BUT THEN DAPHNE SHOWED UP
WITH HER MEDDLING AMIS,
AND GUY AND I HAD TO
LEAD YOU OFF MY TRACK.
AND THEN HE SAW YOU
DRESSED AS ME
SO YOU BECAME
THE GARGOYLE
ONE LAST TIME
TO SAVE ME!
BUT OF COURSE,
MY COUSIN.
DID YOU BRING MY MAKEUP?
NEED YOU ASK?
SO STONE PASTE
FROM THE QUARRY WAS USED
TO MAKE DANICA
INTO A GARGOYLE.
BEAUTY ISN'T JUS
LIMESTONE DEEP.
AND ONCE AGAIN,
GUY L'AVORTON
GAVE HIS ALL
FOR L'AMOUR.
[GIGGLING]
LOOKS LIKE NOTRE DAME'S
GOT A NEW GARGOYLE.
[ALL LAUGHING]
SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO!
ADIEU ADIEU ADIEU.