Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s03e05 Episode Script
Too Young
[ mouse squeaks.]
[ penguins chirp.]
[all cheering .]
[screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end It's Adventure Time PRINCESS: Finn! Finn! Finn, where are you? I need you to try this.
I'll be there in a sec.
[telephone rings.]
What's the status? - Good, man.
Nice.
Seal the deal, bro.
[laughs nervously.]
Okay, man.
Whatevs.
You can do it! You hear me? I'm playin' Beemo.
Call me later.
Bye.
How's Finn's date? I think it's goin' good.
Unlike your game, boy-eeee.
Where's the key to the tower, Beemo?! Tell me! Aaaah! Okay, Finn.
She's 13.
You're13.
Just have fun.
Be yourself.
Whoooooooooooooop! What's that? Are you trying to make yourself Nah.
This is an instant bath serum.
It makes you sweat cleaning agents.
I don't bathe.
I want that.
[screaming .]
Hot! So spice! So spice! [laughs.]
You're so spice! MANFRED: Bwaa bwaa bwaa bwaa Announcing the arrival of the Earl of Lemongrab! [grunts.]
Aah! Oooh! [groaning .]
This castle is in unacceptable condition! Unacceptable! [ crowd murmuring .]
- For who? - Everyone in this room.
Aah! Wait! Wait! You can't give orders like that! I'm in charge here, Lemongrab! Too young! Too young to rule the kingdom! Watch your manners with the princess! Hooooooooo! - What the huh? - Mm I am next in line to the throne, so I will be in charge until Princess Bubblegum turns 18 again! That's bunk! Right, Preebos? No.
He is rightful ruler under kingdom law.
It's complicated.
I created Lemongrab.
[gasps.]
He was the first one of my experiments gone wrong.
Nyaaaaaaaaaaah! [screaming .]
[gasps.]
And now that I'm younger than him, he inherits the right to control the throne.
If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a nap.
And clean this place up, or dungeon! Three hours dungeon! Who are you talkin' to? - [all gasp.]
- Three hours dungeon! Nooooo! We'll see you in a few hours.
Okay, Starchy? - Yeah, right.
If Starchy survives that long.
Finn, this is dirt balls! We've got to do something to make him leave! Yeah! Like pranking him up his face! Yeah! And I have the perfect prank! Come on, Finn.
[laughs.]
[ clock ticking .]
[ clock rings, bird squawks.]
Huh? "You really smell like dog buns"? [screams.]
Well, well, well.
This is everyone, then? Yes.
All the castle staff.
So which one of you was it? Who did the thing?! The thing? [groans loudly.]
The thing! The thing! Hey, man! Calm down.
It's just a prank, man.
For laughs.
Prank? For laughs? Yes, of course.
Just a harmless prank for laughs.
[laughing .]
[laughing .]
all of you -- dungeon.
Seven years, no trials.
- [ crowd groaning .]
Come on.
Let's move it.
[sighs.]
I don't think that worked out too math, Finn.
What? No, no.
He just needs some more prankings to finish the job.
He'll leave the kingdom.
Let's try it my way this time, okay? Okay.
[ both babbling spookily.]
Ooh! [ coughing, groaning .]
Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one! [ coughs.]
Keep 'em coming! I'm not going anywhere! Ho ha! [ both panting .]
I got a new plan! Oh, yeah? What? We'll work together and use that serum you made, the one that was "Ah! So spice!" and spice-bomb him nonstop 'til his butt falls out.
How's that sound? - [sighs.]
- [sighs.]
Thank you for releasing me from the dungeon early, Master Lemongrab.
I determine what is early and what is late, Mr.
Peppermint.
Yes, your Earlness.
Also, I don't know where food comes from.
My lord, food comes from ma-- No! Da-da-da-da-da! No! That is why I am royal and you are servile! You ready to pour the stuff? Yeah.
I made it super hot this time.
Wait 'til he opens the lid.
Behold, a plate of mashed carrots, flavor-- [screaming .]
Shoot! Shh.
Stop screaming! Why are you screaming?! Because I'm excited by this meal I made! Me, too.
I'm excited, too.
[ retches.]
[screaming .]
[screaming .]
BOTH: Whoa! He's eating the dirt.
Spice it now! [screaming .]
Apple! Oh! Ooh! Mmm! Oop.
[sighs.]
Mmm! [laughs.]
One million years dungeon! [door slams.]
Hmm.
Maybe if we set his butt on fire? No, Finn.
There's only one way.
I just didn't want to have to do it.
If I change myself back to my real age, I can reclaim the throne.
What?! No! I mean, uh, you can do that? Then why did you wait so long? Because being 13 again is bloobalooby! Hmm? Well, being 18 is all plopdumps and waggle-sags.
I never really get to act like a kid.
But it's okay, really.
My people need me, and that comes first.
Yeah.
The first thing we need is more candyflesh to increase my biomass.
But I need my lab equipment to engineer it.
PEPPERMINT BUTLER: Not necessarily, m'lady.
[gasps.]
Oh, thank you! Thank you all! Okay, next we need a bonding agent.
Princess, I think I can help.
Finished! There's one last thing we need.
Only the heat from a whopping love-hug can catalyze the re-agifying process.
Are you ready, Princess? Yes, Finn, but first, I just want to say how much fun I've had hanging out with you.
Me too! And I I wish I could stay like this with you, but I I know, Princess.
'Scuse me, Finn.
Yo, Earl! EARL: What?! Hey! You're fired, ya butt! [screams.]
[ muttering .]
I'm so glad everything's back to normal.
Thanks for all your help, Finn.
Oh! You're welcome.
But, um What is it, Finn? Well, do you, uh do you want to hug some more? [laughs.]
What? Finn, you silly.
That was like five years ago.
You really got to move on.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Such a silly boy.
[sighs.]
[telephone rings.]
Hello.
Hey, man.
What's the status? Bad news, man.
I I got dumped.
Aw, I'm sorry, Finn.
But look, man, let me share with you a little secret on how to win the heart of a princess.
It's not easy, but you have to be persistent.
You might have to defeat a demon lord and warp through several worlds, but once you do, you walk up the wizard stairs and produce your magic key you got in the water world and unlock the chamber door.
Then walk right up to the princess and you give her a smooch.
[ beep.]
Yes! Does that make sense? Yeah, man.
I see what you're saying.
Thanks, Jake.
Mm-hmm.
[ beep.]
Go up the wizard steps Come along with me and the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest and do so as we please Come along with me to a cliff under a tree
[ penguins chirp.]
[all cheering .]
[screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end It's Adventure Time PRINCESS: Finn! Finn! Finn, where are you? I need you to try this.
I'll be there in a sec.
[telephone rings.]
What's the status? - Good, man.
Nice.
Seal the deal, bro.
[laughs nervously.]
Okay, man.
Whatevs.
You can do it! You hear me? I'm playin' Beemo.
Call me later.
Bye.
How's Finn's date? I think it's goin' good.
Unlike your game, boy-eeee.
Where's the key to the tower, Beemo?! Tell me! Aaaah! Okay, Finn.
She's 13.
You're13.
Just have fun.
Be yourself.
Whoooooooooooooop! What's that? Are you trying to make yourself Nah.
This is an instant bath serum.
It makes you sweat cleaning agents.
I don't bathe.
I want that.
[screaming .]
Hot! So spice! So spice! [laughs.]
You're so spice! MANFRED: Bwaa bwaa bwaa bwaa Announcing the arrival of the Earl of Lemongrab! [grunts.]
Aah! Oooh! [groaning .]
This castle is in unacceptable condition! Unacceptable! [ crowd murmuring .]
- For who? - Everyone in this room.
Aah! Wait! Wait! You can't give orders like that! I'm in charge here, Lemongrab! Too young! Too young to rule the kingdom! Watch your manners with the princess! Hooooooooo! - What the huh? - Mm I am next in line to the throne, so I will be in charge until Princess Bubblegum turns 18 again! That's bunk! Right, Preebos? No.
He is rightful ruler under kingdom law.
It's complicated.
I created Lemongrab.
[gasps.]
He was the first one of my experiments gone wrong.
Nyaaaaaaaaaaah! [screaming .]
[gasps.]
And now that I'm younger than him, he inherits the right to control the throne.
If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a nap.
And clean this place up, or dungeon! Three hours dungeon! Who are you talkin' to? - [all gasp.]
- Three hours dungeon! Nooooo! We'll see you in a few hours.
Okay, Starchy? - Yeah, right.
If Starchy survives that long.
Finn, this is dirt balls! We've got to do something to make him leave! Yeah! Like pranking him up his face! Yeah! And I have the perfect prank! Come on, Finn.
[laughs.]
[ clock ticking .]
[ clock rings, bird squawks.]
Huh? "You really smell like dog buns"? [screams.]
Well, well, well.
This is everyone, then? Yes.
All the castle staff.
So which one of you was it? Who did the thing?! The thing? [groans loudly.]
The thing! The thing! Hey, man! Calm down.
It's just a prank, man.
For laughs.
Prank? For laughs? Yes, of course.
Just a harmless prank for laughs.
[laughing .]
[laughing .]
all of you -- dungeon.
Seven years, no trials.
- [ crowd groaning .]
Come on.
Let's move it.
[sighs.]
I don't think that worked out too math, Finn.
What? No, no.
He just needs some more prankings to finish the job.
He'll leave the kingdom.
Let's try it my way this time, okay? Okay.
[ both babbling spookily.]
Ooh! [ coughing, groaning .]
Ha ha ha ha ha! Good one! [ coughs.]
Keep 'em coming! I'm not going anywhere! Ho ha! [ both panting .]
I got a new plan! Oh, yeah? What? We'll work together and use that serum you made, the one that was "Ah! So spice!" and spice-bomb him nonstop 'til his butt falls out.
How's that sound? - [sighs.]
- [sighs.]
Thank you for releasing me from the dungeon early, Master Lemongrab.
I determine what is early and what is late, Mr.
Peppermint.
Yes, your Earlness.
Also, I don't know where food comes from.
My lord, food comes from ma-- No! Da-da-da-da-da! No! That is why I am royal and you are servile! You ready to pour the stuff? Yeah.
I made it super hot this time.
Wait 'til he opens the lid.
Behold, a plate of mashed carrots, flavor-- [screaming .]
Shoot! Shh.
Stop screaming! Why are you screaming?! Because I'm excited by this meal I made! Me, too.
I'm excited, too.
[ retches.]
[screaming .]
[screaming .]
BOTH: Whoa! He's eating the dirt.
Spice it now! [screaming .]
Apple! Oh! Ooh! Mmm! Oop.
[sighs.]
Mmm! [laughs.]
One million years dungeon! [door slams.]
Hmm.
Maybe if we set his butt on fire? No, Finn.
There's only one way.
I just didn't want to have to do it.
If I change myself back to my real age, I can reclaim the throne.
What?! No! I mean, uh, you can do that? Then why did you wait so long? Because being 13 again is bloobalooby! Hmm? Well, being 18 is all plopdumps and waggle-sags.
I never really get to act like a kid.
But it's okay, really.
My people need me, and that comes first.
Yeah.
The first thing we need is more candyflesh to increase my biomass.
But I need my lab equipment to engineer it.
PEPPERMINT BUTLER: Not necessarily, m'lady.
[gasps.]
Oh, thank you! Thank you all! Okay, next we need a bonding agent.
Princess, I think I can help.
Finished! There's one last thing we need.
Only the heat from a whopping love-hug can catalyze the re-agifying process.
Are you ready, Princess? Yes, Finn, but first, I just want to say how much fun I've had hanging out with you.
Me too! And I I wish I could stay like this with you, but I I know, Princess.
'Scuse me, Finn.
Yo, Earl! EARL: What?! Hey! You're fired, ya butt! [screams.]
[ muttering .]
I'm so glad everything's back to normal.
Thanks for all your help, Finn.
Oh! You're welcome.
But, um What is it, Finn? Well, do you, uh do you want to hug some more? [laughs.]
What? Finn, you silly.
That was like five years ago.
You really got to move on.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Such a silly boy.
[sighs.]
[telephone rings.]
Hello.
Hey, man.
What's the status? Bad news, man.
I I got dumped.
Aw, I'm sorry, Finn.
But look, man, let me share with you a little secret on how to win the heart of a princess.
It's not easy, but you have to be persistent.
You might have to defeat a demon lord and warp through several worlds, but once you do, you walk up the wizard stairs and produce your magic key you got in the water world and unlock the chamber door.
Then walk right up to the princess and you give her a smooch.
[ beep.]
Yes! Does that make sense? Yeah, man.
I see what you're saying.
Thanks, Jake.
Mm-hmm.
[ beep.]
Go up the wizard steps Come along with me and the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest and do so as we please Come along with me to a cliff under a tree