Andi Mack (2017) s03e05 Episode Script

1 Previously on Andi Mack (GIGGLING) Can you even believe this? I know.
People still buy albums? No, I mean, our invention.
The no-breakup breakup.
It works.
I mean, look at us, hanging out with no drama.
I know.
It's fun.
Sean's got talent, like, a gift.
He needs the right teacher.
And it sounds like that's you.
Let's try a C.
(STRUMS BADLY) - You're not - Wait.
- Look - Hold on.
(PLAYING BADLY) - Wanna go shopping? - What are we shopping for? New wallet, maybe register you for some flatware.
Ah, there it is.
The truth.
We have to talk about this wedding sooner or later.
I'm not registering.
Why do I even try? Buffy says you feel weird around me.
She told you that? She had to explain why I couldn't come to the Color Factory with her today.
We could go together.
Did you not get enough awkwardness just now? - Good point.
- What happened? ANDI: They are having a blast without me.
- Why aren't you there? - I can't be with Buffy when she's with Walker.
And she'd rather be with Walker than with me.
Bowie! Let's go! Chill.
There's like twenty minutes of trailers.
And I don't want to miss them.
FYI, I'm in charge of popcorn this time.
What do you mean you're in charge? That's my job.
He thinks he's the Popcorn Kernel.
The official title is Colonel Popcorn.
Well, you've been demoted.
You're now Napkin Getter.
What? Why? You over-butter.
No, I don't.
Oh please, you work that pump like you're trying to revive a dead man.
So we're just gonna eat it plain? No, we're gonna get chocolate and we're gonna mix it in.
No, we're not.
Well, you know the butter is free.
Well, you get what you pay for, Colonel.
So, three small popcorns? - Yeah.
- Yeah.
ANDI: Let's go.
I'm standin' on the edge And everything I know-oh-oh is blown away Life is upside down But any way it goes I'll work it out Oh oh oh oh oh Here we go - One, two, three - I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't a map to follow But I'm with you all the way I'm ready for tomorrow - Tomorrow starts today - Hey There ain't a map to follow - But I'm with you all the way - Hey All the way - So high - Ain't no getting over us - So low - Ain't no getting under us So wide So, Buffy and Walker, huh? I think they really like each other.
Unfortunately.
He seem's like a nice guy.
He draws these hilarious little cartoons of us that are just so Can we please talk about something else? Sure.
Think geese are mad the game is called "Duck, Duck, Goose" and not "Goose, Goose, Duck"? I mean, it just would've been nice if Buffy had at least given me a heads-up that she was bringing Walker today.
CYRUS: So we're not talking about something else? I just like to know who I'm spending my day with, that's all.
Guys! Canoes! BUFFY: How about it? It'll be fun! Sure.
I'll try it.
Do we canoe? Are we canoe people? We are now.
Huh.
Who canoe? (GIGGLING) - Hello! - Hi! Cyrus, you should sit in the front.
I'm not really a meet things head on kind of guy.
I'm more of a wait and see what happens to the meet things head on kind of guy.
- I better go with him.
- Yeah, you better.
Let's do it! Whoo! Nice hat.
It's a crown.
Nice crown, Your Majesty.
What are you doing here? Spending time with my family.
Are you here by yourself? It's so rare to see one of you separated from the herd.
My friends are in canoes.
AMBER: Not a fan? No.
I'm not opposed to canoeing.
But it takes two to canoe.
Ever realize if you say a word over and over and over again, it starts to sound weird? Canoe.
Canoe.
Canoe.
Canoe.
Now I understand why nobody wants to canoe with you.
Ah! They wanted to! But (ALL LAUGHING) I get it.
You're the third wheel.
No.
I'm the fifth.
Is it fun? Is it better than sitting here? Oaring is boring.
You know what would make this experience better? If you keep complaining about it.
Can we at least try to hit the other canoes? This isn't bumper boats.
It could be, if we close the distance.
Come on, come on.
We have to build up ramming speed.
Not that one! We cannot hit that one! How did that happen? How did what happen? BUFFY: Andi's in a canoe with Amber.
Is that a bad thing? No.
Well, is it a good thing? No.
See, Amber is this girl who used to be mean to us, and she's still kind of mean, but now she's like our mean friend.
Well, I guess that's an improvement.
Well, friend is a strong word she's basically our waitress that we never order hamburgers from.
Oh.
Great.
Now I know exaclty how to feel about seeing her in a boat with Andi.
Who's that with Buffy? It's a long story.
We paid for an hour.
(GRUNTING) You're doing great, Cyrus! Look at us go! It's just you going.
Huh? I lost my paddle.
What? It's back there.
(GRUNTING) BOWIE: I have another lesson with that Shaun kid today.
Maybe I just don't have what it takes to be a good teacher.
Well, that's a pretty dramatic thing to say after one lesson.
You didn't hear him.
The Beatles song, "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" came to mind.
Not because he sounded like the Beatles.
He didn't.
Maybe it's because he's nine? What are you doing to my hair? Shh.
Go with it.
I think I was just kidding myself being a guitar teacher, because of Jonah.
You know, but that wasn't me, that was him.
So what are you gonna do? I was hoping you'd tell me.
Well, it's too early to give up.
Give me a timetable.
When am I allowed to give up? No.
Hey, who's the hair artist here, me or you? Have you tried everything with this kid? Because I'm sure you still have some tricks in your guitar case.
It's so hard! I just want to teach people who don't need teaching! Too bad, because you are in it to Quinn it! Out.
Out.
Okay, so you told Walker you were with Jonah and you couldn't see him anymore? And now Buffy, your best friend, is with him? Not with with.
She's with him.
Yeah.
She broke girl code.
She broke girl code? What exactly is the code? You don't know what girl code is? I mean, I've heard of it.
But it never really mattered.
Until now.
Do you know the first rule of girl code? Don't talk about girl code.
No, that's stupid.
How would anybody find out about it? You don't go out with someone after they've been out with your best friend.
But I was never really with him You were and now she is, and that is the number one violation of girl code.
I knew something felt off.
Now you know what.
I mean, I thought I was the problem.
She's the problem.
And this is official? It's not just your interpretation? This is a code that's been passed down for generations.
Wow, this is so eye-opening.
Andi, I think we're sinking.
Yeah! We are! We're totally in sync! No! Like, we're sinking.
Look! Oh, so that's what you meant by "sinking.
" Amber! Stop paddling! I'm getting us to shore! No, you're not.
Let's just abandon ship.
Abandon? What does that mean? - Where do I go? - The water.
I can't go in the water! We're in the water.
I don't want to die here! You're wearing a life vest! Oh, yeah.
And we're three feet from shore.
(GASPS) No, don't! ANDI: You don't stand in a canoe! AMBER: Why didn't you tell me! I thought you knew! First rule of canoeing Don't go canoeing! (BOTH LAUGHING) Time goes by There's no going back from here Now there's no return I have such an appreciation for the end of Titanic now.
"I'll never let go, Jack, I'll never let go.
" (GIGGLING) That may be the least fun thing I've ever done.
Actually I had fun.
Actually Me too.
Time goes by There's no going back from here Alright, we're gonna try something different.
Stand up.
Now, get loose.
Shake out your arms.
Okay.
- You're playing this today.
- Okay.
An electric guitar.
Now you should say "Rock on!" Okay.
No, say it! (UNENTHUSED) Rock on.
Alright.
Alright, this is what we're learning today.
(PLAYS CHORD) That's a power chord.
(STRUMMING CHORD) Looks like fun, right? Rock on? Yeah! Now you're getting it! Alright now, put your fingers here.
Alright.
Now channel your inner rock god and just Go for it! Just (PLAY CHORDS POORLY) (SIGHS) I can't do it.
I'm so sorry, Shaun.
I want to be your guitar teacher, but I obviously can't teach guitar.
It's not you, it's me.
You're a sweet kid, but you don't have to protect me.
No, it really is me.
I don't want to play guitar.
What? My dad wants me to play guitar.
But you don't want to? Correct.
Yes! Whoo! Do you know what that is? That is the sweet sound of me believing in myself again.
Ha! I thought I lost it, but it's back! That's cool, but you still have to give me guitar lessons.
Dude, I can't do that.
You gotta tell your dad the truth.
Dude, I can't do that.
If I could, I wouldn't be sitting here with a brand-new guitar trying to learn how to play "Smoke On The Water.
" Which makes no sense.
Why would there be smoke on the water? Do they mean fog? Well, here's an idea.
How about we do it together? And you'll tell him? No, that's still your job.
Aww.
(KNOCKING) Mom! What are you doing here? I have come to take you cake-tasting.
Ooh! Just for fun? No, for the wedding.
You know my feelings on this.
I don't want to get sucked into a decision-making vortex for a super fancy party that only you want.
I do know that.
I was only asking you to be polite.
Andi! CeCe! What's up? Would you like to go with me to taste cakes for your mother's wedding? Of course I would! Who could say no to that? The bride.
Well, it's her loss.
I will be right back.
I just need to put on my cake pants.
Where are they? Right next to my pie shorts.
(SIGHS) I say yes, you say no Just let me show you some more Paint me red, toe to head I like all your weird designs Black and blue, and purple too I don't care now what you do Cause it's your life and it's your ride And I know now I'm a fan of you I said hey, hey I'm calling you Red and green and yellow too Chocolate cream, orange, navy blue It's all good what color are you? Oww.
My head.
My stomach.
We didn't pace ourselves.
(SIGHS) You need to pace yourself.
Why didn't we pace ourselves? At least we're finished.
And we found one.
BOTH: That one.
Wait.
No.
Not that one.
This one.
That one is too rich.
That one is too spongy.
It's fluffier! It's not chocolate.
It automatically loses.
Well, we have to pick one.
- I did.
- So did I.
Well, we need to make a decision.
This is why Bex didn't want to do this.
This might be where our relationship ends.
We've had a good run.
I said hey, hey I'm calling you But it's all good what color are you? - I'm telling you, it's chocolate.
- No, it's it's fluffier! - You're wrong.
This one's chocolate.
- After a heavy meal And it's going to be better.
- People want something light.
- Nobody wants that! What is going on? Did you guys find a cake? BOTH: Yes.
What am I looking at? The final two candidates.
You were supposed to decide.
We couldn't.
It turns out tasting cake is not a cakewalk.
Well, that's the job you signed up for.
For Pete's sake, I have butter cream coursing through my veins! We had your cake, now you need to eat it too! Saddle up and get ready to bride! Woo-hoo! Who are we? It's the sugar talking.
Okay, I said I didn't wanna decide, so you said you'd decide, but you couldn't, so now you're forcing me to decide.
Alright.
What is she doing? I'm making a decision.
That one.
That will be my wedding cake.
- No, no, no.
You can't do that.
- It doesn't count.
You said I had to pick, so I picked.
She is impossible.
I mean, we did this for her.
That was work what we did.
And she can't do us the simple courtesy of one forkful! I mean, it's just completely Her wedding, her rules, right? She picked yours! Oh, did she? Huh.
I guess she did.
- (GRUMBLES) - Mm-hm.
Oh man, I hope I picked this one! Hey! Shaun has something he wants to tell you.
Shaun? Bowie? Shaun? Bowie? Victor.
All right.
We're all here.
What's the news? Shaun doesn't want to play guitar.
Yes he does.
Yes I do! No, I don't.
Why didn't you say something? Because you wanted me to play guitar.
Do you play? Oh yeah! Air guitar! (IMITATES ELECTRIC GUITAR) G'night, everybody! So no.
Why not? When I was a kid I wasn't cool enough and now it's too late.
It's never too late! - (SIGHS) - Pft.
Come on.
Try this one.
(STRUMS CHORD) (STRUMS CHORD) I'm playing! I'm teaching! Rock on! (STRUMMING CHORDS) I promise you, this is the best grilled cheese sandwich you will ever have in your life! Extra napkins! You are definitely going to need some.
Should we text Andi? I want to.
But do you think she'd want to come? Let's just bring her next time.
ANDI: Oh.
Hey, guys! Or this time.
BUFFY: Hey! We were just about to text you.
Well, here I am.
- Hey, Andi! - Hey, Walker! - What'd you get? - Here, have some! - Oh, I - Hey, guys.
- Amber.
- Room for one more.
It's okay.
We're going the lobster roll truck.
Would you rather stay here? No, we are getting a french fry lobster roll! Let's go! - Okay, bye guys.
- Bye! Huh.
I feel ditched.
But we didn't invite her in the first place.
I know.
Next on Andi Mack - Mom! - Cookie! Let me fix you kids something.
I'll holler when dinner's ready.
I love Cookie but It's like she has them under some kinda spell.
- What is happening? - They're lovies.
They're one of Cookie's specialties.
You two are really starting to scare me.
Mommy! We need help! Cyrus! Wanna hang out? - With you? - And my friends.
Hey! You made it.
You should see your face right now, bro.
- Do you know what's in that bag? - Yeah.
I'm gonna go.
I think you should too.