Clarence US (2014) s03e05 Episode Script
The Fantom Clarence (Stormy Sleepover, part 1)
1 [Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Spooky circus music playing.]
Mm-mm-mm.
Gather round, little chillin's, and I'll tell y'all a tale 'bout a town come together to catch its white whale.
Scrappin' and scrapin' like a bone on a file, teach a dead dog new tricks or end up in a pile.
[Grunts.]
Okay, got to grab these.
[Humming.]
# Ya, ya, ya # I just can't wait We'll have a midnight snack We're gonna stay up late [Both giggling.]
Sleepover - Milady.
- Oh, you stop it.
Oh, no.
Uh, Clarence? Surprise! We're having the big biggest sleepover that we ever had.
Okay, yeah.
You really outdone yourself this time, Clarence, huh? Um, but don't you think it's time to, you know, take a break? I mean, you had trivia night on Monday, balloon bash on Tuesday, the petting zoo on Wednesday, and the bubble bath party last night.
Those were just practice for the biggest sleepover of all time.
We'll put a bottomless ice cream station over here and a bounce house over there.
Oh, and Chad will be Chozo the Clown.
But, what if we play "Devils in Dixieland," huh? - Just us.
- # Oh, yeah # We're gonna have the biggest pillow fight in Aberdale history, and all our friends will come.
- Wait.
- Everyone.
All our friends.
[Gasps.]
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is gonna top all the sleepovers in the whole world.
Clarence: Come in, Jeff.
Clarencesaurus to Jeff.
It's J-Proper.
Jeff, you got to come to my sleepover.
Everyone's gonna go Belson and Sumo and, um, Ms.
Baker and Mr.
Reese, and we're all gonna sleep in one room, of course.
And there's gonna be a huge pillow fight.
Oh, you could be on my team.
W-Whoa, slow down, Clarence.
But, Jeff, this is gonna be the biggest party - you've ever even even heard of.
- Yeah, that's [Shudders.]
that sounds overwhelming.
Then I got to be "on" all night.
I'm just gonna stay home and finish Jellyman.
But thanks for the invite.
Okay, but you'll be missin' out.
Bye, Jeff.
I love you.
Mwah.
[Crying.]
[Music.]
Okay.
[Crack.]
So I've got you down as a maybe.
Minnie: Sir, I believe you have the wrong number.
See ya later, maybe! Bring a toothbrush! Hmm, who else? [Gasps.]
Sumo! Family, this is important, so I'm only gonna do this once.
Hey, Dad, can I go to Clarence's for a sleepover? Negative.
Tonight we're doin' radioactive preparation.
Sorry, my dad is makin' us do these stupid doomsday drills.
Last time he got like this, it lasted for two [Animal chomps.]
Ow! Quit blabbing about slumber parties.
- I'm coming.
- Wait, so now you are coming? What? No, I was talking to my dad.
Sumo, this could save your Oh! [Laughing.]
Ms.
Baker: Clarence, that is so sweet of you to invite me, but I-I think you kids would feel a little weird with a teacher at your little sleepover.
Nuh-unh.
It's not weird.
We love you, Ms.
Baker.
You're the nicest and funniest teacher.
[Sighs.]
I am gonna miss you kids.
- Miss us? - I-I can't.
Bye, Clarence.
Beauford, tell Mama she's doing the right thing, huh? Meow.
Guess everyone's busy.
[Sighs.]
[Silent fart.]
[Gasps.]
Oh, Belson! Let's see.
What time is it? Now, you think you're real funny, Mr.
Noles.
Don't ya? Oh.
[Snickering.]
Classic.
Well, don't think the symbolism is lost on me.
This room is a temple of discipline, a sanctuary of civil order.
And filling it with with these bags? Well, it's pretty clear that you take this sacred place for a common truck stop restroom.
[Snickers.]
Ohh, what's that smell? That's not you, is it, Mr.
Reese? You think you pranked me real good.
But when you burn me, you burn yourself.
[Telephone rings.]
[Grunting.]
[Snickering.]
[Clears throat.]
Clarence, why are you calling here? Is Belson there? I want to invite him to my big sleepover tonight.
Actually, you can come too if you want.
Heh! That sounds like a barrel of laughs, and it's nice of you to phone, Clarence.
But I'm afraid Mr.
Noles and I cannot attend a sleepover, because Mr.
Noles has broken the rules [game sounds.]
and is serving his sentence as rule-breakers do.
This detention's over in 45 minutes.
Quiet, Noles! No sleepover for you.
Now, if Mr.
Noles had been a more abiding citizen, he'd be free to have sleepovers and laugh and dance with your good friend Clarence until you could dance no longer.
But instead you thought it'd be funny to fill this room with Hey, you stop that! You stop that right now.
What's that, stop this? Oh.
I did it again.
Oh, no.
I can't control myself.
Keep it up.
You keep laughing, but it's not funny.
Dang, guess everyone's just too busy today for a big ol' sleepover.
Funny how that works out.
Oh, well.
More sleepover fun for me.
[Chuckles.]
And then they opened the door to reveal the spooky, scary ghost janitor! Aah! Hmm.
Boo.
Okay, round and round it goes.
And, you.
Hmm.
Let's give these guys a chance.
Mwah.
Mwah, mwah.
Mwah.
[Sighs.]
Uh-oh.
Look out.
It's a pillow fight.
Ha.
Huh.
Popcorn.
Get your popcorn here.
Eat it.
[Grunts.]
Mm, mm, mm's, we live inside your bed - # We're Mm's, we're Mm's # - # We live inside your socks, we're Mm's # - # We're super, super fun # - # We're super, super fun # Mary: Okay, hon.
How 'bout we take a little break from the sleepover fun for now, huh? What sleepover? I called every single one of my friends.
And I made all the beds and sleepover stuff and popcorn and games, and I put on the Mm's, and this is the smallest giant sleepover ever.
Well, you did do an amazing job on the house, but if we settle down a little bit, maybe we can work something out, huh? Mary: You know, sometimes life throws you some curveballs, but maybe you can learn to have fun, - uh, with those curveballs.
- Yeah, huh? Hit it.
I'll I'll tell ya what.
We can stay up all night.
We could build pillow forts and tell scary stories.
We'll have our own sleepover.
How's that sound? [Grumbling.]
Hey, now that it's just us, maybe you can invite one friend over, huh, - like like Jeff or somethin'.
- Oh, yeah.
That kid's a clean man.
What a relief.
Ugh, I was worried about havin' all those guests and havin' to clean mac and cheese off the [Ding!.]
Yeah.
I bet Jeff will want to come now that it's not so huge.
I'll go tell him.
[Chuckling.]
Ugh.
Thank goodness.
Yeah, that guy never makes a mess.
You know, it's aspirati Oh, darn.
[panting.]
Jeff! Oh, geez.
Come on.
Get in here.
Come in Jeff I-I mean J-Proper.
There's been a slight change of plans, um, 'cause no one else is coming.
So, do you want to come over? Wow.
Well, that is quite a change, but I don't know.
Come on, Jeff.
You got to do it.
I'm gonna go pick up some snackies for us and your favorite slimy raisin drink.
Well, can I bring my kite? Definitely bring your kite.
Bring the biggest kite you've got.
Mwah.
Yes, I got Jeff to come.
At least that's better than nobody.
[Chuckles.]
[Grunting.]
[Music.]
And now for a quick weather update.
I'm here just north of Aberdale, and it's just awful.
I've never seen anything like it.
Aah! I can now report hail.
The storm is headed south.
We're putting a severe weather alert in effect.
Do not go outside under any circ [Laughs.]
And now moving on to this weekend's bingo numbers! Oh, gosh.
I don't know where to start.
Yeah, this is gonna be a real doozy to clean up.
True.
But it's not every day we can have a luxury mattress to enjoy in our living room, huh? [Sighs.]
This is actually really nice.
Yeah, maybe the little guy's really onto something here.
I really got to get some new bras.
[Chuckles.]
Hmm.
Yeah.
[Yawns.]
[Sighs.]
[Snoring.]
This place is dirtier than usual.
[Both scream.]
Oh.
Uh, I'm sorry.
- Is Clarence here? - Uh, he's in his room, I believe.
I already checked.
He's not in there.
He's probably in the garage.
I'll go check on him.
[All singing.]
# Oh # We are the mattress dudes You'll go to sleep with a smile - Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.
# Raining, raining, raining # All right, I better go help find the little guy.
Me too.
[Raining.]
[Music.]
Perfect conditions.
[Inhales deeply.]
Fly, Jellyman.
Fly.
Ooh.
[Chuckles.]
Aah! - Clarence? Oh.
- Come on out.
- What? - Just gonna oof.
Mom, can I come [beeping.]
Oh, no! Oh, Jeffery, what have you done? [Thunder crashes.]
Uh Balance: What, indeed, what, indeed left a town in the dark.
Blind leading the blind, like Cave Fish and Tommy Cots a village left behind.
Clarence: Previously on "Clarence," Mom and Chad wanted to have a gigantic sleepover, and I did, too.
So we invited everyone in town.
But then, um, the power went off, and, 'cause, um, because because of of ghosts.
- Aah! - So no one could come, except for Jeff.
But before Jeff got to my house, I decided to go out, and I had to get some, uh, ghost grenades.
Oh, and Jeff thinks his kite made the power go out.
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say [Ominous music playing.]
Jeff: [Thinking.]
Why, Jellyman? Why? Hey, Mare, have you seen the candles? Chad, I got 'em right here.
If they go outside, they'll see it was my fault.
Don't let them go outside.
Then they won't see.
H-How hard could it be? [Laughs evilly.]
I wonder where Clarence went.
Maybe we should check outside.
- Hey, Jeff, you want a candle? - Aah! Don't go outside.
- Uh - Um Because it's raining.
You'll get wet.
Okay Is Clarence out there? Um, yes, but he said he'd be right back.
- He's playing - I guess that's okay.
- He's a free-range kid.
Ha! - [Laughs nervously.]
Yeah.
That Clarence, always going outside.
[Laughs.]
Yeah, he sure is.
[Laughs.]
I'm like, "No, Clarence.
I don't want to play in the rain.
I'll get your house all muddy.
" Aww, that's so thoughtful of you, Jeff.
- I like this kid.
- Chad, run to Larry's house and see if his power is out, too.
Oh, a-a-and see if he has extra flashlights.
No! Need to go outside.
[Panting.]
I stashed flashlights here months ago, - in case of emergency.
- Kid knows how to stash.
All right, I'm impressed.
Well, I guess we should, uh, get started cleaning Clarence's couch fort disaster, huh? Wait, Mary.
Look.
[Music.]
Um, I-I just can't stand a mess like this.
[Chuckles.]
I like this.
He's like a kid robot butler.
And that's how you prevent greasy film spots from forming.
I could watch this all day.
Oh, hey, did you check the fuse box yet? That's, like, the first thing I should've done.
Come on, Chad.
- [Gasping.]
Please wait.
- Oh! What is it, clean boy? I-I-I already checked the fuse box, and everything was fine, so the problem must be at the electrical company or somewhere else really far away.
- You already checked? - Now I'm going to go organize your shoes.
[Panting.]
- He's a helpful boy.
- I love Clarence, but having a kid who likes to clean is a nice change of pace.
Ahh Yeah.
New Clarence is awesome.
[Panting.]
[Thunder crashes.]
And did you see how fast he cleaned up? Not, like, cutting-corners cleaning, he was really scrubbing.
I'm afraid of what chemicals he breathed in, actually.
Yeah, I'm writing a song for the little guy.
[Guitar strums.]
Wish I could plug this baby in, though.
Have you seen Jeff? - Hello.
- Aah! - Jeff, you scared us.
- Mary.
[Chuckles.]
I took the liberty of making you a chore wheel.
Uh, thanks, I guess.
I mean, I don't forget about the chores.
I'm just I'm a very busy independent woman.
So, that's I'm not a messy I'm not a slob.
[Chuckles.]
Clearly.
But it's the thought that counts, so thank you very much, Jeff.
That's very nice.
Um, anything interesting happen at school this week? I do have a good anecdote.
So, I was on my way to school.
It was a pleasant morning indeed.
[Duck quacks.]
"How trivial.
" Fixing my sandal, I noticed this trail of strange red liquid leading straight to these bushes.
Can you believe it? I almost stepped in some unknown Jeffery, what was the liquid? Was it from, like, guts? Yeah, where was it coming from? Oh, I don't know.
The The point of the story is that I was lucky enough not to get involved.
And what's better than a good luck story? [Thunder crashes.]
Ha.
Yeah, Mary, it kind of reminds me of the time Clarence, he was making a kite.
And it ended up getting stuck in the tree.
And we thought Clarence was missing the whole time, but he was stuck in the tree, too.
[Laughs.]
[Electricity crackling.]
[Poink!.]
Hey, I know.
Let's play "The Clarence Show.
" That's one of Clarence's favorites.
The C-Clarence show? [Both laugh.]
Mary: Okay.
Shh, shh.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
[Clears throat.]
[As Chad.]
Uh, I'm hungry.
[Normal voice.]
Jeff, that's your cue.
[As Mary.]
Oh, I guess with no Clarence around, - we can have some fun.
- [As Chad.]
I'll say.
[Both chuckle, smooch.]
Oh, hey.
Uh, duh, I'm hungry.
Are you hungry, too, Clarence? Sure.
- [Chuckling.]
How does toot soup sound? - [Chuckling.]
My favorite.
Is that a joke? Soup made from human flatulence? That's disgusting.
Uh, well, uh That's okay, because we've got to, uh Go into outer space and fight the evil alien king? Uh, duh, uh, yeah, that sounds fun.
- Clarence, are you coming? - No.
[Normal voice.]
All right.
Well, that was fun.
- May I be excused? - Yeah, sure.
[Sighs.]
I don't want Jeff anymore.
I'm starting to get worried about Clarence.
I wonder where he went.
Just arranging these knives from dullest to sharpest.
[Laughs nervously.]
Kind of spooky in here.
[Grunting.]
Okay, kiddo.
You've been such a big help.
- Huh? [Grunting.]
- All right, now it's time to relax.
Come on.
Park that keister, meister.
Go ahead, pig out.
[Gasps.]
Whoopsie.
Guess I'll have to clean my mess.
Don't worry about it.
Clarence does this all the time.
There.
This way, it doesn't go to waste.
- Drink up.
Come on.
- [Gags.]
Oh, no.
[Thump.]
Chad: Ow.
Just stubbed my toe.
I can't see anything.
[Sighs.]
This power outage is gonna kill him, I swear.
[Thunder crashes.]
- I am so sorry.
- Oh, it's not your fault, sweetie.
Just enjoy your cookies and milk.
[Inhales deeply.]
[Chuckles nervously.]
[Gulping.]
[Gags.]
[Munching.]
[Burps.]
Pretty good, huh? - [Thunder crashes.]
Huh? - That was a big one.
Okay, it's time to find Clarence.
No! H-He said he would be right back.
- Why won't you believe me? - Whoa, calm down.
Oh, I-I know.
I'll sing you a song.
Sometimes when Clarence gets worked up, - I'll I'll sing him - I'm not Clarence.
My name is Jeff, and I just want to clean up! All right, all right, whatever you want.
What's he up to? Jeff: He said he'd be right back.
R-Right, Clarence? Uh Oh, this is all my fault.
Clarence is gone, and the power is out.
What have I done? [Distorted.]
Jeff.
I'm lost, Jeff.
Clarence.
W-Where'd you go? I'm lost, and it's all because of you.
I have no way of contacting you [Gasps.]
Huh? Of course.
Mary: I'm sure Clarence is fine.
We just need to make a plan.
Quiet.
You think he heard us? First we check outside.
[Thunder crashes.]
There you are.
Aah! - Both: Huh? - I never thought to radio Clarence.
He's usually the one calling me.
We can find out where he is.
J.
Proper to Clarence-saurus.
[Beep, static.]
J.
Proper to Clarence-saurus, do you read me? Clarence: J-Jeff? Clarence! Clarence, are you okay? Clarence! [beeps.]
Stupid thing.
- Aah! [clatter.]
- Hey.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I can't wait any longer! We need to go look for him.
[Music.]
Gonna need that flashlight.
Calculator Oh, my gosh.
It's all my fault Clarence got lost.
What do you mean, "it's all your fault Clarence got lost"? Huh? I mean friendship is like like an egg.
Yeah.
Th-That's right.
A-An egg.
You've got to hold it gently in your hands.
Sometimes the mama bird attacks you.
[Squawks.]
And you drop the egg.
It smashes on the ground, and you see it's it's broken.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Stupid.
You can't put the egg back together again.
No.
Too many pieces.
Too many [Thunder crashes.]
I mean, he could be anywhere.
He could be in a ditch.
He could be in the dirt.
I mean, he's into a lot of hobbies.
Mary: Chad, that is not helping.
[Grunting.]
Clarence! Here, boy! - We got tacos! - Uh, I think you should turn left up here.
That's a one way street, Jeff.
I can't.
- Are you sure? Because - We can't go that way.
Uh, hey, little guy, where are you? [As Clarence.]
I'm probably lost forever.
[Normal voice.]
Don't say that! I'll find you, boy! [Sobbing.]
Chad.
Sorry.
Here, Jeff, you take him.
Wait, Jeff? Why won't anyone pick me up? Ohh! Oh, no! [Grunting.]
- I'm going to tell on you.
- Go ahead, Chad.
- Mary! - Quit it, you two.
[Alarm blaring in distance.]
Maybe there's something about Clarence on the news.
Mayor: This is a severe weather warning for Aberdale.
Please defer to your local safety officer - Computer: Melanie Baker - I can't listen to the news.
It gives me anxiety.
Could you turn it off? - Turn it off.
- Emergency broadcast.
- Could you turn it off? - Quiet, I can't hear it.
Turn it off.
Turn it off! - Quiet! - That's it! [Tires screech.]
I've had enough.
I need both of you alert and looking for Clarence, understood?! Do you want me to turn the news back on? It's not gonna help.
- Can I see? - Don't hurt him.
[Sighs.]
Okay.
Come on, Clarence.
Talk to me, buddy.
Talk to me.
[As Clarence.]
Hey, Jeff.
It's Clarence.
I like pillow forts and sleepovers.
# And you should come over, too.
Both: I'll get you your favorite raisin slurpy drink.
Don't worry, the sleepover will be just you and me, buddy.
Wow, that was really good.
- I know where he is.
- What? Where? - Head to Main Street.
- Ha! [Tires squealing.]
[Music.]
[Thunder crashes.]
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Soft acoustic guitar music plays.]
[Thunder rumbles.]
[Gurgling, humming softly.]
- # We're Ums # - I'm here just North of Aberdale, - and it's just awful! - # We're dum, we're Ums, um dum dum # I've never seen anything like it! - # We live inside your bed # - It's a real gale! - # We live inside your socks # - I can now report hail.
There's hail here.
We're super, super fun, we're Mmms! Oh, man, that never gets old.
[Gasps.]
My slimy raisin drink! Do not go outside under any circumst [Banjo music plays.]
What?! Man! [Grunting.]
Oh, hello there.
[Chuckles.]
Beautiful day! - Yup.
World's gonna end.
- That's too bad.
[Sumo grunting.]
[Music.]
[Hose creaks.]
Knock, knock.
[Growls.]
Ya drink it.
Ya see? There ya go! What? [Groans.]
[Sighs.]
Hmm.
[Wind whistling.]
Tinona, can you get the kids, please? - Is this a drill? - Mnh-mnh.
There ain't no way to say this, but the planet's getting warmer, bees are dying, dollar won't buy what it used to.
What?! [Yawns.]
All: Aww! Family, we don't got time to gush over some critter! - Careful, Dad! - Ow! She bites.
This critter's gonna get buried six feet under water, and so will we if we don't prepare properly.
[Growling.]
Sumo, put her outside.
But, Dad, I think she's an orphan! If it's not family, it's just another mouth to feed.
[Giggling.]
- What? - Huh? - Hmm? [Thunder rumbles.]
Now, this blue line is forest fires, and the orange right here, that's typhus.
Now, you're gonna have to figure out what you're gonna do.
Now, let's try a little thought experiment.
Pretend this basketball is the Earth, and my fist is gamma rays.
Pow! - Only the moon men survive.
- Shh.
Ow! Now, you might think it's silly to practice in the rain, but this is simulating real life conditions here.
In a high-wind type situation, you're gonna want to tie yourself up to a buddy - using a six-foot rope.
- Whoa! Family, this is important, so I'm only gonna do this once.
Hey, dad, can I go to Clarence's for a sleepover? Negative.
Tonight, we're doing radioactive preparation.
Sorry.
My dad's making us do these stupid doomsday drills.
[Chomp!.]
Ow! Quit blabbing about slumber parties! I'm coming! Clarence: Wait, so now you are coming? No, I was talking to my dad.
Sumo, this could save your [Grunts.]
[Laughs.]
[Eerie music plays.]
Uh, Dad, are we over-watering these plants? [Air horn honks.]
I want to see those knees up in the air.
Go, go, go! Jump! [Grunting.]
Can we go inside already?! Now, Sumo, you got three seconds to get your mask back on before you're completely contaminated.
Three, two, one - and you're toast.
- You're crazy! Remember how you said the chickens wouldn't lay eggs - because of the eclipse? - Sumo, this could [Electricity crackles.]
What? [yelling.]
Protocol 22! Protocol 22! Protocol 22! Dad, it's just [Dramatic rock music plays.]
[Engine starts.]
[All murmuring.]
[Whistle.]
Tanner: [Chuckles.]
Everybody in school is gonna love me now.
Family, welcome to your new home.
- Ooh! - Yeah! - Wow! [Animal chittering.]
Ooh! Aah! [Grunts.]
[Chomp!.]
Ow! Uh, I-I mean, wow! Told you they'd love it.
Well, come on.
Let me show y'all around.
You got your dining area - Yeah! - Whoa! - Look at that! And in here, enough beans to make a farmer blush.
You got your sleeping area with radio for sweet lullabies.
Ms.
Baker: Hello? Is anyone out there?! We need help! Help! [Radio clicks off.]
That's enough of that.
Over here's the aquarium, so Lil' Brandi can be a mermaid.
Oh! How'd you know?! - Over there's the entertainment console.
- Get out of here.
I'm first! This is the bucket corner for all your bucket needs now with a privacy curtain.
And right next door is the fun hump - Should keep Sumo entertained.
- [Scoffs.]
Yeah, sure will.
This is where you'll have school because, in a ruthless world, only the cunning survive.
Right above your heads, here's your new sun, diesel-powered.
Over here, we've got your zombie apocalypse kit, - your lizard-man repellent.
- [Grunts.]
Quit biting! [Animal chittering.]
Your vampire kit [Laughter and cheering.]
Huh? [Chomp!.]
Ow! - Dad, she didn't mean it! - This isn't a discussion.
Critters aren't part of this family.
What!? What about the dogs?! The house belongs to them now.
[Dogs howling, barking.]
So we're just gonna live here forever like mole people? I bet the power will be back on any second.
All right, lets take a vote.
Who wants to stay in the shelter? - Yeah! - I like being a mermaid.
And who wants to live outside with the critters? [Growling.]
[Scoffs, mutters.]
[Whimpers.]
Go on! Git! [Whines.]
[Yells.]
Go on! Git! Aah! Ah! That bucket works great.
- Nothing goes in or out, understand? - Yeah, sure.
All right.
Who's hungry? Now aren't we just blessed from above to have such a bounty in the end times? Yuck! I want that! We'll have that at Christmas, Sumo.
Eat your liver.
Sumo, could you pass the ketchup? Nah! Sumo can do it.
Sumo, I am pretty sure you knew that's not what I meant.
Seems like Sumo doesn't care about having ketchup in the apocalypse.
Hope everybody here likes dry meat.
[Chair scraping.]
Ah, okay.
All right yeah.
Yeah, Sumo, very nice.
There he goes.
Yep, you have fun over there on your fun hump.
Tanner, can you pass some mustard? [Chimes jingling.]
[Sighs.]
I don't know what to do about Sumo.
That boy just doesn't listen.
- Wonder where he gets that from.
- What? [Rain falling.]
Oh.
What y'all looking at? [Music.]
Sumo, I Look, you can't You know what I mean.
Sumo, come on.
Just take the dang pudding.
Sumo? [Music.]
Wha ? [Dramatic music plays.]
[Thunder cracks.]
[Wind howling.]
[Grunting.]
[Shivering.]
Sumo! Sumo, where are ya, boy?! Sumo: Come on, girl, we gotta get out.
[Growls.]
- Ow! - Sumo, what are you doing?! - Go away! - It's dangerous.
- I'm tying you off! - Stop! I'm not leaving without Candice! Sumo, we don't got time to be naming critters and hiding in dog houses! - Let go! Ow! - Stop.
We gotta get out of here! - No! - Sumo, come on! - No! - Come on! - Aah! Gah! - Dad! Aaaaaah! [Chomp!.]
Huh? [Muffled growling.]
Aaaaaah! [Old timey music playing on radio.]
Ohh! [Groans.]
Sumo! Candice? You okay? Come on, girl! Stay with me, Candice, stay with me! [Sad music plays.]
I'm sorry, Sumo.
[Chomp!.]
Ow! - Ah, dang! Really?! - Come back! [Music.]
[Candice squeals.]
Oh, no! Candice! - Sumo, wait! - No, Candice! Dad, she saved us! We gotta save her! Aaaaaaah! [Objects clattering.]
Dad, what are you doing? Sumo, that critter saved us back there.
She's family now, and we don't leave family behind.
We're gonna go get her? Yup, and we ain't coming back till [Music.]
Uh, Dad, uh I lo I lo I lov Yeah, I know what you mean.
I, earlier, I was, um pudding, uh I know what you mean, Dad.
- Tinona, can I borrow your truck? - What for? Sumo's got a friend out in the storm.
We're gonna go get her.
[Sighs.]
Okay.
- Thanks, hon, I - Don't scratch it.
[Chuckles.]
Course not.
Thanks, babe.
- Sumo, you ready? - Yeah! Dad, what are you do I thought I told y'all to go back to sleep.
Whoa! [Laughs.]
Awesome! Yeah! [Laughs.]
Clarence: Previously on "Clarence" Sumo's family lived in a hole in the ground, like a bunch of snakes.
Oh, and Sumo had a little badger friend! I think it was a badger.
Anyway, the sky got real mad, and it took Sumo's new badger friend away.
And that's when Sumo's family got serious.
[Singing dramatic music.]
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Thunder rumbles.]
[Wind howling.]
[Chittering.]
Looking pretty hairy out there, Noles.
We might be in it for the long haul.
Just be me, you - and your precious little prank! - Let's just go to another room.
Just like you to skirt the law.
The rules say that we serve detention here, and here only! What kind of disciplinarian would I be if I let a misconduct of this stature slip by? [Snickers.]
Oh, no.
Nothing slips past old Reese the Beast! Oh, yeah? Well, who's that outside? What?! Where?! Hmm? I ain't see nothing.
What the [Creak!.]
[Grunting.]
Oh.
[Laughing.]
Belson! That's not funny! Oh! [Sputters.]
We'll see who's laughing when you're held back.
Wait, what? You can't do that! - Those aren't the rules! - Detentions add up.
[Laughs.]
[Electricity crackles.]
What? Power outage? Flooding? We got to get to the gym! The gym is the designated safety zone in an emergency.
It's all gonna be fine as soon as we get inside.
No, that's, my Ah, come on.
- Where the, uh - Oh, come on.
- Belson, that's illegal.
- Oh, look.
It's open.
- Hey! What's going on out here?! - We have citizens here who require access to the emergency safety zone.
What the heck is on your face, Jim? - Brenda, you just gotta let us in! - Says who? The school safety officer Miss Baker! - Well, she's not here right now.
- Melanie? So I guess that means I'm in charge! - Can we please come in? - It's so rainy out there.
[Sneezes.]
Ugh, fine! Go, go, go, go, go! - And, uh, you two, uh - Don't worry, Brenda.
We'll do whatever it takes to find Melanie.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Go look for Miss Baker.
That's your assignment.
[Chuckles.]
But you're gonna need an extra tank of gas.
- For what? - For the storm! Come on, Belson! Shake a leg! [Groans.]
Adults are so useless.
Ha! Dingus and McNobrain on the case.
Whoa! [Body thuds.]
[Laughs.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
[Flatly.]
Oh, no, are you okay? [Scoffs.]
You don't care about anyone or anything, do ya? Everything's just a big joke to you.
[Scoffs.]
What do you care about? Rules? Yeah, yeah, that and so much more.
[Sniffles.]
Gross.
Why don't we just go to her house, then? I don't know where that is.
Never been invited.
[Rustling.]
Belson, that is personal property! Well, I already found it, so we might as well use it.
Oh.
A clue.
Uh, back up.
A little more.
A little more.
A little more.
Hmm.
- A little mo - Ugh.
It's her address! - Now, we can go there already? - Ah.
Good idea.
[Music.]
Let's ride.
- Huh? What was that? - Ugh.
Maybe I should drive.
What are you, loco? Come on.
Look at my score.
- Trust me.
[Game chiming.]
- I guess I have to.
[Music.]
[Tires squeal.]
[Chuckles.]
Oh, no! Oh, look out! Don't hit her! Try to stay on the road! Oh, sick! Not a bad trick, Belson.
[Flashlights click.]
Dang.
She must've gotten robbed.
- Robbed? - Let's split up.
Tactical sweep.
Good idea.
Hmm.
These fingerprints look fresh.
That can only mean that someone has been here.
- Hmm.
- Was there a struggle, perhaps? Fisticuffs? Lisa: Hey, Melly! Me and Mackenzie can't wait for you to be a West Coast sunshine babe with us! Bring your bikini, LOL! Whoo! You're moving to California! Hearts, Lisa.
P.
S.
You're moving to California.
- Oh, man.
- Melanie.
Melanie? Melanie.
[beeping.]
Belson, did you find anything yet? Uh, nah.
It's nothing.
Look, it's after 5:00, so I think I'm gonna go home.
You're leaving? We're about to crack this case! You got it.
Keep looking, Reese.
You'll find her someday.
That's right.
Turn around, quitter! There goes Belson "too cool for everyone at school" Noles.
What? Shut up.
He doesn't care about nothing or nobody and nobody cares about him.
You know I was trying to be nice, but you know what? Here! Uh, I think this paper has words on it.
Are you kidding? Miss Baker's gone.
She's moving to California.
If you were even half the cop you pretend to be, you could have figured it out by now.
I did, and I'm literally a child! - You're dumber than a child! - What? She's moving, and she didn't say nothing? [Crying.]
Melanie.
I'm sorry, Belson.
Lots of people care about you.
I'm the fool! I'm the fool of the whole town! Uh, come on, man.
Stop crying.
- You're not a fool.
- [Sobs.]
I'm not?! [Sniffles.]
Well, tell me something that's good about me.
Uh, g g Uh, you've got a nice mustache.
Thank you for that.
But it doesn't matter now.
Melanie's long gone.
To get to California, we'd need a whole extra tank of gas.
[Gasps.]
You're gonna need an extra tank of gas.
Shoop! Mr.
Reese: Aw, Melanie, I hope you're happy, whoever you're with.
[Thunder cracks.]
Clarence?! - Clarence? - I don't think he's in there.
Yeah, looks closed.
But Clarence said he'd bring me a raisin slurpy drink, and Rough Riders is the only place that serves it.
The only place.
- Um - Oh, I'm sure of it.
Come on, buddy! Are you in one of those tubes?! Clarence! - Puppet Clarence: Jeff.
- Huh? You'll never find me.
I'm gone for good.
Thanks a lot, Jeff.
- C-C-Clare Clarence? - Jeff? Oh! Aah! Aah! Oh! [Water bubbling.]
[All gasp.]
Percy: Heeeeeelp! - What? - Oh! - Oh, Percy! - Hold on there, buddy! - Come here, I got ya! - Come on.
[Car crashes.]
Need a lift? [Upbeat music plays.]
[Wind whistles.]
[Grunts.]
Shoop, we're on to your lies! You're going down! Hmm? I ain't going nowhere.
[Grunts.]
[Music.]
[Buzzer.]
Oh, good shot! Has anyone seen Clarence? Is he here? You four, get in the corner! - Corner? - Yes, ma'am! - Are you serious? - You two, my office, now.
[Generator whirs, radio static crackles.]
Dingus and McNobrain.
[Chuckles.]
I never thought you'd figure it out.
You knew about Miss Baker the whole time, you sent us on a wild goose chase, and on top of everything, you're jailing citizens in a storm?! Um, are these beans up for grabs? - No! - Why'd you do it? Isn't it obvious? For the love of the game.
[Hip-hop music plays.]
I needed some me time, and I wasn't about to let a bit of drizzle ruin my b-ball sesh.
I knew Melanie had split for the coast, so I had to get you out of my hair, knowing there was no way you'd find her.
But without our safety officer, all those people are gonna be out there in the flood.
- Good.
- You're a sick pup.
I'm in here every day after school! Nobody else even uses this gym! It's mine! It's my gym, and I'll do what I want with it! You can't get away with this.
- Actually, she can.
- Belson? [Chuckles.]
That's right.
Dingus here gave me a little call to tell me you were on your way.
We made a little agreement.
He'll keep you out of my biz, and in exchange, I'll wipe his detention record clean.
- Oh, my! - This is getting good! Is this true? After all we've been through? Sorry, Reese, but she's she's gone.
I ain't wasting no more time in detentions.
[Laughs.]
Miss Baker: Hello? Is anyone out there! Attention, Aberdale residents, this is Melanie Baker.
- Melanie?! - Miss Baker's still here?! That's not possible! Huh? [Continues speaking indistinctly.]
[Bodies thud.]
No, no! Go away! We had a deal! - The deal's off, you liar! - Keep away! Keep away! Come on! Give it here! [Grunts.]
Oh.
Oh, no! Ow! [All gasp.]
What? Foul! That was a foul! [Chuckles.]
- Did she get away? - Not yet.
Let's ride.
Say what? Ooh! Aah! Ooh! [Grunts.]
Oh! [Panting.]
What?! [Grunts.]
[Chimes.]
She's getting away! I can't see her.
Later, chumps! That would have come in handy earlier.
- It's up to you.
- Hmm.
A little higher and fire! [Grunts.]
Huh? [Grunts.]
[Cart crashes.]
Throw me.
- You can do it.
- Hmm.
[Grunts.]
Nooooo! Sorry, Brenda.
I guess it's like they say bad boys die hard.
[Sunglasses clatter.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
Don't worry.
We'll find him.
Uh, is anyone out there? Me, and several other citizens are trapped inside 6400 North Adobe Way.
- Okay? 6400.
- You know that address? - You bet I do.
- Let's ride.
Bad dudes Working as a team You know it is after 5:00.
I could drop you off at home if you want.
Ha! Not a chance, partner.
- We ride hard, we die ha Aah! - Whoa! [Music.]
Clarence: Previously on "Clarence" Belson, he put a bunch of [snickers.]
bags of manure in Mr.
Reese's room.
And then [Laughs.]
And then, Miss Shoop he put manure in there! Oh, and then I told Jeff that I would get his favorite drink.
Belson put the cow poop in there! [Laughs.]
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Thunder rumbles.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
Yeah, yeah, yeah I just can't wait Gonna have a sleepover Excuse me, sir! You have to pay for that! Mm-hmm.
Nite Bites policy dictates one cup per costumer! - Oh, hey, Meg! - Well, fancy seeing you here! Oh, gosh, it's my second day on the job! I really think I've found a home here.
I mean I hope so, at least.
They even gave me the official Nite Bites handbook Mm-hmm, it's like a whole way to live.
- Oh, th-that's great, Meg.
- So you have a lot of sunblock.
Are you going on a trip? Well, I'm moving to California.
[Chuckles.]
Oh, really?! Oh, that's really great, uh, for you.
I just feel so unneeded here, you know? Am I Am I even making a difference? You ever ask yourself that? Yeah, I just I think it's time for me to just move on.
Well, I guess not all of us have that option.
Well, this is not scanning.
[Door bell chimes.]
Hey, Miss Baker! Hey, Clarence! - Hi, Jeff's mom! - Oh, hey, Clarence.
[Gasps.]
You guys want to come to my sleepover? Mmm, boop! [Meows.]
Kitties can sleep over, too! - No, you know what, I can't.
- But why? I I already have plans.
- So, you know, that's it.
- But, how come? Look, Clarence, it's really great to see you, but I I don't want to get into the whole thing here, so - Why? - I gotta hit the road! [Gasps.]
Are you homeless!? Come sleepover at my house! Ha, okay.
Let me try it upside down.
Now we'll see if that works.
Okay, just forget it.
I don't need it.
Okay.
You're still coming to my sleepover, though, right? I've got it.
Let me check the manual.
Can you slide your Nite Bites card again for me? - Meg, I don't have one.
- Let me get you an application form! - Yeah, yeah, that's fine, just - But, but Hey! You have to pay for those, yeah! [Coughing.]
I was gonna! Hey, can I put 20 on pump two? I've been waiting 10 minutes! Right after I get this.
- I just need gas here! - Miss Baker, come for the sleepover! It's gonna be the best sleepover ever! [Growls.]
- Put the money on - Ow! - Come on.
[Music.]
- The light's off.
- Ugh, great.
[Clicking.]
The door won't open.
Okay, the power's out, okay.
Um, I'm sure the manual has an answer.
Okay, okay.
Step one check backup generator located in the backroom.
- Ooh! - This is insane.
Let's just give her a chance.
I'm sure the power will be back on any second.
[Music.]
[Car engine revving.]
[Crash.]
- What?! What was that?! - Huh?! - Baker: We're saved! - Clarence: It's Sumo's dad! [All muffled.]
Let us out! Sumo? Hi, Sumo! Hope you're okay.
- Hello! Can you see us? - Come on! Hi, Sumo, hi! Together: Oh! Bye, Sumo! Bye, have fun! So I checked the backup generator, and [All gasp.]
and turns out, there isn't one.
[Groaning.]
Yay! Hooray! I mean, oh oh, no.
And, F.
Y.
I.
, it is okay to snack while we're in here, - in moderation.
- Sick of moderation.
[Pen clicks.]
And I will be keeping tally and charging you when the power comes back on.
That is enough! I'm getting out of here! Out of my way, cupcake! Ma'am, ma'am, that mop is Nite Bites property! - One, two, three! [Screams.]
- Stop! - I got to get out of this nacho cheese place! - No, no, no, no! Not today.
I'm in charge here, people! Now if we could just [grunts.]
stay indoors till further notice.
- She's gone completely bonkers.
- Ha.
I think she's funny.
[Music.]
No, we're gonna be stuck in here forever! Hmm But we don't have to be bad stuck.
We can be Fun stuck! We have here a soda sofa! A tepee made of T.
P.
! - Some happy birthday banners! - When did you make all this? While you guys were just sitting around! Eh, okay, Clarence.
Whatever makes you happy.
[Music.]
Well, hello! - Spin 'em! Spin 'em! Spin 'em! - Whoo! Spin 'em more! [Chuckles.]
E.
J.
: And then they called me up, and hung me out to dry.
It ruined my credit! [Shrieks.]
- You were scared! - Nuh-uh.
- Yes-huh, you screamed! - No, I didn't.
Five, six, seven, eight Looks like you get a mega-mansion.
How come I got a shack?! Pillow fight! [Grunting.]
Whoo! [Laughter.]
Oh, wow! Okay, well, that was not on sale.
[Grunting softly.]
Joan Rivers on the red carpet! - You're right.
- Yes! - [Laughs.]
Very nice job.
- Okay, this one's my favorite movie or it's one of them, anyways.
Okay.
[Grunting.]
Jeff: J-Proper to Clarence-saurus.
Clarence, is that a walkie-talkie?! - Jeff: J-Proper to Clarence-saurus.
- Oh, it's my Jeffie-talkie! Jeff, is that you, bud? [Gasps.]
Prank calls! Great idea! Perfect for a sleepover.
Jeff, come in, Jeff.
Is your refrigerator running? We could use this to get out! We can use it to check on our families! Jonathan, it's me! I'm trapped at Nite Bites.
I'm here with a bunch of normos! Get the chopper! Hey, stop that! What is wrong with you?! I didn't do anything wrong.
Yeah, hello? Is any is anyone out there? Attention, Aberdale residents! - This is Melanie Baker, I - Melanie, hey! What are what are you doing? Me and several other citizen's are trapped inside 6400 North Adobe Way.
Okay, we can't be using that kind of unauthorized equipment.
Is anyone out hear this? No! No, no, the handbook doesn't mention anything like that.
Yes, but the handbook isn't - I'm sorry, but it's against company policy! - No, don't.
- I can't lose my job over this, Melanie! - This is crazy! We have to Why don't you just go move to California already! - What?! - That's right she's skipping town! [Chuckles.]
Yeah.
Moving to California! She doesn't care about any of us never has, never will.
You're leaving? No! [Sobbing.]
- You can't leave.
- Hey, Clarence? Go away, I'm in here.
Someone's using the bathroom.
Oh, Clarence, I didn't mean for you to find out like this.
I thought it would be the easiest way, but - You're not leaving.
- Clarence, you don't need me.
You deserve a better teacher, you know.
- I-I-I'm just sort of burnt out.
- No, it's okay, Miss Baker.
I'll see you in class on Monday! Is that crazy lady in there?! We can't find that What?! [Creepy music.]
[Loud click.]
Hey! Did you guys finish your sleepover? - How did you get outside? - Well, the mayor ate all our supply of the Cheech's Popcorn Chips, so I had to take the sign down 'cause you just can't expect us to advertise a product we don't even have in stock! [yelling.]
Then why are we still in here?! I can't let you leave until I review the security footage myself and make sure no products were stolen.
- What're you talking about?! - To heck with your manual! [Rock music plays.]
Come for me.
[Growls.]
We leave when I say we do.
I am the captain now.
[Thunder crashes.]
Warm cheese.
[Children laughing.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
It's so cool in California - Hey, Mel! - Looking good, Mel! Oh, thanks! - Nice hair, Mel! - Hang 10! Hey, cutie! - Hi there.
- Can I use your oil goop? - My what? - Your oil goop.
Can me and Clarence borrow it? - Ugh! - We want to make a slide.
Wait.
You're the mayor.
Why aren't you helping us? Eh.
Eminent domain! Yoink! All right, spread them! [Giggling.]
Julip: Plus 31 bags of Cheech's Fried Onion Jalapeño Popcorn Chips, plus 15 cans of Juicy G's no, wait, 16.
Okay, now gotta start all over again.
Okay, five packs of gum plus Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, gotta grab the "wet floor" sign.
Hey, E.
J.
, you ready to get out of here? - Heck yeah.
- So all we gotta do is trick her into opening the door again, and then we just rush out together.
She can't stop us all! Right.
And that's when I make my move.
No, Clarence, you don't need to do anything just run out with us when she opens the door, okay? Got it.
Plus, I'll have a little trick up my sleeve.
No tricks, Clarence.
It's a simple plan - just run when we do.
- Okay.
- [Whispers.]
I have a secret plan.
- Uh, Clarence! But, Mel, how do we get her to open the door? [Chimes.]
You guys thirsty? [Chugging.]
[Music.]
[Gulping.]
[Coughing.]
Ugh! It's not even cold anymore.
[Groaning.]
Ugh! It's so sweet.
Jeff really drinks this? [Slurping.]
Yeah, it's his favorite.
I saved him some.
Mmm! Seems like the Slimy Raisin Freezy is a huge hit! Oh, oops.
Gotta take down the sign.
This is our chance! [Music.]
- Oh, my! - Secret plan go! Clarence, no! Clarence, just [Flushing.]
[Chuckles.]
Now we can just keep having our sleepover forever and ever.
And you don't even have to move to California! - You can just stay here! - Out of the way! [Grunts.]
[Groans.]
Too many chips.
- Let me through! - Wait! I almost got it! It's going to be the best sleepover ever! [All gasping.]
[Screaming.]
[Loud crash.]
[Coughing.]
Julip: What is this?! I have to clean all of this up! [Grunting.]
Somebody call for backup? [Dramatic music plays.]
- Belson! - Melanie? I knew we'd find you! I'm so happy! [Sobbing.]
What the heck is on your face, Jim? Oh, no.
Okay, save the product.
We have to save the product! The storm's getting worse! We gotta get to the school! - I should go down with the ship.
- Meg, that is enough! Come on! - But I I swore an oath! - It's gonna be okay, Meg.
A Nite Biter shall never abandon their post - under any circumstances! - Just get in! Huh? Oh, no! [Music.]
- Oh, wait, you're driving? - Don't worry about it.
[Dramatic music plays.]
Clarence: Previously on "Clarence," Mom, Chad, and Jeff were looking for me in storm.
Also, Sumo and his dad tried to find a baby badger.
Then Mr.
Reese and Belson tried to find Ms.
Baker, but I was with her at the Nite Bites.
Also, Ms.
Shoop played basketball.
And now everybody's stuck in the gym.
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Thunder crashing.]
[Dramatic music.]
Oh, dang.
Your mom's gonna bake my meatloaf.
I just don't know where he could be.
We should go back out there and find him.
No, it's too dangerous.
I'm sure he's f-f [Sobbing.]
fine! [Sobs.]
Sumo, shield your eyes from the grown man's tears.
- Have you guys seen Clarence? - Negative.
[Groans.]
I know how you feel.
We can't find Candice.
- Candice? - My badger.
My sweet, sharp-mouthed badger.
We'll keep searching once the storm passes.
I'm sure I'll see Candice again.
If not in this life, then in the next.
That was beautiful, son.
[Whimpering.]
Huh? [Whimpering continues.]
Sumo, let's go stand someplace else.
[All sobbing.]
Why, I oughta! Huh? Huh? [Chuckles.]
Uh, hi.
[Groans.]
Oh, boo.
It's the mayor.
I hate that guy now.
[Stammers.]
He ate all the chips.
What's a sleepover without chips? My boy! Oh, you're alive! [Laughing.]
Oh, Clarence! - I'll never, ever leave you again! - You hear me, my only boy? - I am so glad you're okay! - Hey, Mom.
W-W-Where were you, Clarence? Oh.
My favorite a slurpee raisin drink.
[Slurps.]
[Boink.]
Thanks, pal.
Hey, did you bring that kite you were talking about? 'Cause sleepovers are pretty fun with kites, too.
No.
For Jolly Man hath forsaken me.
[Thunder crashes.]
Oh, my Jeff, I forgot to tell you.
Ms.
Baker is moving to California, but also, she's not moving to California - because we're going to stop - Hey, don't you dare step foot out of this gym, you hear me? Why would I want to leave? All my friends are here and Ms.
Baker's here, and she's gonna stay here.
- Out of the way, bucko! - Hey! [Grunting.]
These blankets are mine! For safety officers only! Brenda, we need extra blankets.
There's too many people here.
Bah! And whose fault is that, Jim? Huh? Uh, it's Mr.
Storm's fault.
Or Ms.
Storm, I guess.
Uh - Aah! - Hey, hey, I see you! Get back here! You can't leave.
You have to stay here and you have to teach us.
Don't move to California.
Boys, this is real sweet, but I have to go.
- I'm not needed here.
- Mr.
Reese: Melanie! Shoop is hogging all the blankets! Plus, you're the real safety officer, not her.
- Guys, listen - Yeah, I got this, Baker.
See? Everyone, if I could have your attention, please.
[Chuckles.]
This storm has been pretty crazy.
We owe a round of applause to the citizens keeping us safe.
People like Uh, I'm sorry.
What was your name again? Oh, [Chuckles.]
it's Mr.
Reese.
Let's hear it for Mr.
Rice, shall we, for leading us to safety.
[Cheers and applause.]
Boo! Boo! Boo! Thank you, but I couldn't have done it without my partner, Belson.
- You see, he, uh - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! [Concerned murmuring.]
The gym is the designated safety zone.
Actually, according to my map, the gym is the lowest point in town.
- The whole gym's gonna flood! - Uh-oh.
This is all your fault! We're doomed! [People screaming.]
[Music.]
[Wind howling.]
[Sound of raining on roof.]
We can use the mayor's helicopter! According to my map, the cliff is the highest and safest point in town.
- No, it's too dangerous.
- Shame on you! We could use the chopper to evacuate to the cliff! B-But the helicopter is for the mayor! [Chuckles.]
Save the mayor, everyone.
- But who's gonna save us? - Calm down, you savages.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Screaming.]
I have an announcement to make! Huh? I caused the power outage.
When I flew my kite into some power lines, it was an accident.
But my keeping it a secret was not.
I accept whatever punishment you all deem appropriate.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Screams.]
Nobody cares? But I caused the outage! I-It's my fault we're all gonna die! [Chuckles.]
You didn't cause the outage, pal.
Aberdale has a very unique power system.
[Music.]
It's really very delicate.
Aah! And whenever there's a big storm, it completely falls apart.
It wasn't my fault.
[Chuckles.]
Come on, Sumo.
Everyone! Hello! Over here! - Here.
- Oh, thanks, Sumo.
It's my dad's.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Air horn blows.]
I got something to say! Guys, we shouldn't be fighting! All I ever wanted my whole life is just to have a big sleepover with everyone that I love.
[Crowd murmuring.]
And here we are, so how about we all stop bickering and have the best sleepover ever? I'm with Clarence! All this fighting is getting us nowhere.
Let's take a vote! Whoever wants to fly to the cliff, raise your hand! Mr.
Reese: Wait a minute, I see something.
[Helicopter blades whirring.]
It's the mayor.
He snuck away and is taking off in the helicopter without us! Uh, maybe he's gonna get help.
He he's laughing.
Wait a minute, seems to be some sort of creature in there with him.
Definitely female.
- What?! Give me those! - Aah! It's Candice! Wow, Sumo, you really taught that critter to always be prepared.
[Explosion.]
[Music.]
[Coughing.]
Help! Hey, the mayor's okay.
We're out of options! We're doo-o-o-o-o-med! [Screaming.]
Help me build a raft.
- Uh, what are you doing? - Trying to spark a fire.
Water hates fire.
[Grunting.]
[Grunting.]
[Boinks.]
I mean, of course I love Aberdale.
There's no place like it.
Everyone is so great.
They've all been so sweet to me.
I just [Sighs.]
[Indistinct shouting.]
Uh, geez.
[Screams.]
What is my purpose? Oh, it's easy for you.
Your purpose is to be a fluffy little baby.
[Cat meows apathetically.]
Ms.
Baker, Ms.
Baker! You got to get back in here! [Screaming.]
[Groans.]
Everyone, listen up! Jim, put that fire out! Mavis, pick up that mess! Two of you, stop choking each other.
Gilben, keep up the good work.
All right, good job.
And, Shoop, I believe you have something that's mine.
Oh, whatever.
I don't want this anyway.
Everyone, gather round, okay? It's a bad idea to travel anywhere right now, so we have to keep the gym from flooding.
Yeah, right.
How do we even do that? Well, maybe, uh Mary: Clarence, what are you doing? [Chuckling.]
Um, we're making a giant fort for our sleepover.
[Sighs.]
A giant fort? What? [Gasps.]
That's it! If we can make some sort of wall together, we could keep out the water and stop the gym from flooding! - Great idea.
- Uh, no, it's not.
What are we gonna use to make a wall? The hundreds of bags of manure in your room? [Fart.]
I forgot about that.
You have hundreds of bags of manure in your room? What size are we talking? 10 pounds, 20? 50.
I had to hire a bunch of people to transport them.
[Chuckling.]
It was an incredibly expensive prank.
That's perfect! Okay, we'll make a levee from those bags of manure.
- Uh, we need to work together.
- Tell us what to do, Melanie.
[All cheering.]
[Music.]
Work it out, take command [Whistle blows.]
Build it up and work the plan - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # Pass it on, tie it tight If it's dark, let's make it bright - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # Together we will end up standing tall Together we will stand up tall Together we are stronger than a wall Stronger than a 10-foot wall Together we can work to save us all [All cheering.]
Hooray! We did it! Now we can have a sleepover.
Who wants to braid my hair? Oh, look! [Squeaking.]
- Candice? Candice! - Great to see you again.
[Coos.]
Ow.
- Oh, look! - Oh! We're out of bags.
What do we do?! Step aside, bozos! [All gasp.]
Welcome to the slam.
[Music.]
[All gasping.]
Aah! Boom! [Cheers and applause.]
That's some fine work, Brenda.
Real good stuff.
Ugh, don't let your eyes drip on me, man.
So, what do you say? Sleepover time? My hair won't braid itself.
It's not our house, so, you know, I'm into it.
Yeah, it's not like we can leave anyway, so yeah.
Sleepover time.
[Music.]
[Chatter.]
My treasure.
[Giggling.]
[Candice chattering.]
- Done.
- Good job, son.
[Bites.]
[Yowls.]
Why, I oughta! Come here, my little silly Billy.
Hmm.
Uh, I, uh, I don't think your hair is braidable.
[Laughs.]
Yeah.
I'm glad you decided to stay.
[Chuckles.]
Me, too.
Sleepover time! [Laughing.]
[Laughing.]
Sleepover time! That's how nature played dirty, turning neighbor against neighbor, but was thwarted by fools leading folks to safe harbor.
And Clarence got his wish, lucky as a clover.
The whole town was there for his sweet, sweet sleepover.
Hmm.
Goodnight, my child.
Sleep well.
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Spooky circus music playing.]
Mm-mm-mm.
Gather round, little chillin's, and I'll tell y'all a tale 'bout a town come together to catch its white whale.
Scrappin' and scrapin' like a bone on a file, teach a dead dog new tricks or end up in a pile.
[Grunts.]
Okay, got to grab these.
[Humming.]
# Ya, ya, ya # I just can't wait We'll have a midnight snack We're gonna stay up late [Both giggling.]
Sleepover - Milady.
- Oh, you stop it.
Oh, no.
Uh, Clarence? Surprise! We're having the big biggest sleepover that we ever had.
Okay, yeah.
You really outdone yourself this time, Clarence, huh? Um, but don't you think it's time to, you know, take a break? I mean, you had trivia night on Monday, balloon bash on Tuesday, the petting zoo on Wednesday, and the bubble bath party last night.
Those were just practice for the biggest sleepover of all time.
We'll put a bottomless ice cream station over here and a bounce house over there.
Oh, and Chad will be Chozo the Clown.
But, what if we play "Devils in Dixieland," huh? - Just us.
- # Oh, yeah # We're gonna have the biggest pillow fight in Aberdale history, and all our friends will come.
- Wait.
- Everyone.
All our friends.
[Gasps.]
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is gonna top all the sleepovers in the whole world.
Clarence: Come in, Jeff.
Clarencesaurus to Jeff.
It's J-Proper.
Jeff, you got to come to my sleepover.
Everyone's gonna go Belson and Sumo and, um, Ms.
Baker and Mr.
Reese, and we're all gonna sleep in one room, of course.
And there's gonna be a huge pillow fight.
Oh, you could be on my team.
W-Whoa, slow down, Clarence.
But, Jeff, this is gonna be the biggest party - you've ever even even heard of.
- Yeah, that's [Shudders.]
that sounds overwhelming.
Then I got to be "on" all night.
I'm just gonna stay home and finish Jellyman.
But thanks for the invite.
Okay, but you'll be missin' out.
Bye, Jeff.
I love you.
Mwah.
[Crying.]
[Music.]
Okay.
[Crack.]
So I've got you down as a maybe.
Minnie: Sir, I believe you have the wrong number.
See ya later, maybe! Bring a toothbrush! Hmm, who else? [Gasps.]
Sumo! Family, this is important, so I'm only gonna do this once.
Hey, Dad, can I go to Clarence's for a sleepover? Negative.
Tonight we're doin' radioactive preparation.
Sorry, my dad is makin' us do these stupid doomsday drills.
Last time he got like this, it lasted for two [Animal chomps.]
Ow! Quit blabbing about slumber parties.
- I'm coming.
- Wait, so now you are coming? What? No, I was talking to my dad.
Sumo, this could save your Oh! [Laughing.]
Ms.
Baker: Clarence, that is so sweet of you to invite me, but I-I think you kids would feel a little weird with a teacher at your little sleepover.
Nuh-unh.
It's not weird.
We love you, Ms.
Baker.
You're the nicest and funniest teacher.
[Sighs.]
I am gonna miss you kids.
- Miss us? - I-I can't.
Bye, Clarence.
Beauford, tell Mama she's doing the right thing, huh? Meow.
Guess everyone's busy.
[Sighs.]
[Silent fart.]
[Gasps.]
Oh, Belson! Let's see.
What time is it? Now, you think you're real funny, Mr.
Noles.
Don't ya? Oh.
[Snickering.]
Classic.
Well, don't think the symbolism is lost on me.
This room is a temple of discipline, a sanctuary of civil order.
And filling it with with these bags? Well, it's pretty clear that you take this sacred place for a common truck stop restroom.
[Snickers.]
Ohh, what's that smell? That's not you, is it, Mr.
Reese? You think you pranked me real good.
But when you burn me, you burn yourself.
[Telephone rings.]
[Grunting.]
[Snickering.]
[Clears throat.]
Clarence, why are you calling here? Is Belson there? I want to invite him to my big sleepover tonight.
Actually, you can come too if you want.
Heh! That sounds like a barrel of laughs, and it's nice of you to phone, Clarence.
But I'm afraid Mr.
Noles and I cannot attend a sleepover, because Mr.
Noles has broken the rules [game sounds.]
and is serving his sentence as rule-breakers do.
This detention's over in 45 minutes.
Quiet, Noles! No sleepover for you.
Now, if Mr.
Noles had been a more abiding citizen, he'd be free to have sleepovers and laugh and dance with your good friend Clarence until you could dance no longer.
But instead you thought it'd be funny to fill this room with Hey, you stop that! You stop that right now.
What's that, stop this? Oh.
I did it again.
Oh, no.
I can't control myself.
Keep it up.
You keep laughing, but it's not funny.
Dang, guess everyone's just too busy today for a big ol' sleepover.
Funny how that works out.
Oh, well.
More sleepover fun for me.
[Chuckles.]
And then they opened the door to reveal the spooky, scary ghost janitor! Aah! Hmm.
Boo.
Okay, round and round it goes.
And, you.
Hmm.
Let's give these guys a chance.
Mwah.
Mwah, mwah.
Mwah.
[Sighs.]
Uh-oh.
Look out.
It's a pillow fight.
Ha.
Huh.
Popcorn.
Get your popcorn here.
Eat it.
[Grunts.]
Mm, mm, mm's, we live inside your bed - # We're Mm's, we're Mm's # - # We live inside your socks, we're Mm's # - # We're super, super fun # - # We're super, super fun # Mary: Okay, hon.
How 'bout we take a little break from the sleepover fun for now, huh? What sleepover? I called every single one of my friends.
And I made all the beds and sleepover stuff and popcorn and games, and I put on the Mm's, and this is the smallest giant sleepover ever.
Well, you did do an amazing job on the house, but if we settle down a little bit, maybe we can work something out, huh? Mary: You know, sometimes life throws you some curveballs, but maybe you can learn to have fun, - uh, with those curveballs.
- Yeah, huh? Hit it.
I'll I'll tell ya what.
We can stay up all night.
We could build pillow forts and tell scary stories.
We'll have our own sleepover.
How's that sound? [Grumbling.]
Hey, now that it's just us, maybe you can invite one friend over, huh, - like like Jeff or somethin'.
- Oh, yeah.
That kid's a clean man.
What a relief.
Ugh, I was worried about havin' all those guests and havin' to clean mac and cheese off the [Ding!.]
Yeah.
I bet Jeff will want to come now that it's not so huge.
I'll go tell him.
[Chuckling.]
Ugh.
Thank goodness.
Yeah, that guy never makes a mess.
You know, it's aspirati Oh, darn.
[panting.]
Jeff! Oh, geez.
Come on.
Get in here.
Come in Jeff I-I mean J-Proper.
There's been a slight change of plans, um, 'cause no one else is coming.
So, do you want to come over? Wow.
Well, that is quite a change, but I don't know.
Come on, Jeff.
You got to do it.
I'm gonna go pick up some snackies for us and your favorite slimy raisin drink.
Well, can I bring my kite? Definitely bring your kite.
Bring the biggest kite you've got.
Mwah.
Yes, I got Jeff to come.
At least that's better than nobody.
[Chuckles.]
[Grunting.]
[Music.]
And now for a quick weather update.
I'm here just north of Aberdale, and it's just awful.
I've never seen anything like it.
Aah! I can now report hail.
The storm is headed south.
We're putting a severe weather alert in effect.
Do not go outside under any circ [Laughs.]
And now moving on to this weekend's bingo numbers! Oh, gosh.
I don't know where to start.
Yeah, this is gonna be a real doozy to clean up.
True.
But it's not every day we can have a luxury mattress to enjoy in our living room, huh? [Sighs.]
This is actually really nice.
Yeah, maybe the little guy's really onto something here.
I really got to get some new bras.
[Chuckles.]
Hmm.
Yeah.
[Yawns.]
[Sighs.]
[Snoring.]
This place is dirtier than usual.
[Both scream.]
Oh.
Uh, I'm sorry.
- Is Clarence here? - Uh, he's in his room, I believe.
I already checked.
He's not in there.
He's probably in the garage.
I'll go check on him.
[All singing.]
# Oh # We are the mattress dudes You'll go to sleep with a smile - Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow.
# Raining, raining, raining # All right, I better go help find the little guy.
Me too.
[Raining.]
[Music.]
Perfect conditions.
[Inhales deeply.]
Fly, Jellyman.
Fly.
Ooh.
[Chuckles.]
Aah! - Clarence? Oh.
- Come on out.
- What? - Just gonna oof.
Mom, can I come [beeping.]
Oh, no! Oh, Jeffery, what have you done? [Thunder crashes.]
Uh Balance: What, indeed, what, indeed left a town in the dark.
Blind leading the blind, like Cave Fish and Tommy Cots a village left behind.
Clarence: Previously on "Clarence," Mom and Chad wanted to have a gigantic sleepover, and I did, too.
So we invited everyone in town.
But then, um, the power went off, and, 'cause, um, because because of of ghosts.
- Aah! - So no one could come, except for Jeff.
But before Jeff got to my house, I decided to go out, and I had to get some, uh, ghost grenades.
Oh, and Jeff thinks his kite made the power go out.
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say [Ominous music playing.]
Jeff: [Thinking.]
Why, Jellyman? Why? Hey, Mare, have you seen the candles? Chad, I got 'em right here.
If they go outside, they'll see it was my fault.
Don't let them go outside.
Then they won't see.
H-How hard could it be? [Laughs evilly.]
I wonder where Clarence went.
Maybe we should check outside.
- Hey, Jeff, you want a candle? - Aah! Don't go outside.
- Uh - Um Because it's raining.
You'll get wet.
Okay Is Clarence out there? Um, yes, but he said he'd be right back.
- He's playing - I guess that's okay.
- He's a free-range kid.
Ha! - [Laughs nervously.]
Yeah.
That Clarence, always going outside.
[Laughs.]
Yeah, he sure is.
[Laughs.]
I'm like, "No, Clarence.
I don't want to play in the rain.
I'll get your house all muddy.
" Aww, that's so thoughtful of you, Jeff.
- I like this kid.
- Chad, run to Larry's house and see if his power is out, too.
Oh, a-a-and see if he has extra flashlights.
No! Need to go outside.
[Panting.]
I stashed flashlights here months ago, - in case of emergency.
- Kid knows how to stash.
All right, I'm impressed.
Well, I guess we should, uh, get started cleaning Clarence's couch fort disaster, huh? Wait, Mary.
Look.
[Music.]
Um, I-I just can't stand a mess like this.
[Chuckles.]
I like this.
He's like a kid robot butler.
And that's how you prevent greasy film spots from forming.
I could watch this all day.
Oh, hey, did you check the fuse box yet? That's, like, the first thing I should've done.
Come on, Chad.
- [Gasping.]
Please wait.
- Oh! What is it, clean boy? I-I-I already checked the fuse box, and everything was fine, so the problem must be at the electrical company or somewhere else really far away.
- You already checked? - Now I'm going to go organize your shoes.
[Panting.]
- He's a helpful boy.
- I love Clarence, but having a kid who likes to clean is a nice change of pace.
Ahh Yeah.
New Clarence is awesome.
[Panting.]
[Thunder crashes.]
And did you see how fast he cleaned up? Not, like, cutting-corners cleaning, he was really scrubbing.
I'm afraid of what chemicals he breathed in, actually.
Yeah, I'm writing a song for the little guy.
[Guitar strums.]
Wish I could plug this baby in, though.
Have you seen Jeff? - Hello.
- Aah! - Jeff, you scared us.
- Mary.
[Chuckles.]
I took the liberty of making you a chore wheel.
Uh, thanks, I guess.
I mean, I don't forget about the chores.
I'm just I'm a very busy independent woman.
So, that's I'm not a messy I'm not a slob.
[Chuckles.]
Clearly.
But it's the thought that counts, so thank you very much, Jeff.
That's very nice.
Um, anything interesting happen at school this week? I do have a good anecdote.
So, I was on my way to school.
It was a pleasant morning indeed.
[Duck quacks.]
"How trivial.
" Fixing my sandal, I noticed this trail of strange red liquid leading straight to these bushes.
Can you believe it? I almost stepped in some unknown Jeffery, what was the liquid? Was it from, like, guts? Yeah, where was it coming from? Oh, I don't know.
The The point of the story is that I was lucky enough not to get involved.
And what's better than a good luck story? [Thunder crashes.]
Ha.
Yeah, Mary, it kind of reminds me of the time Clarence, he was making a kite.
And it ended up getting stuck in the tree.
And we thought Clarence was missing the whole time, but he was stuck in the tree, too.
[Laughs.]
[Electricity crackling.]
[Poink!.]
Hey, I know.
Let's play "The Clarence Show.
" That's one of Clarence's favorites.
The C-Clarence show? [Both laugh.]
Mary: Okay.
Shh, shh.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
[Clears throat.]
[As Chad.]
Uh, I'm hungry.
[Normal voice.]
Jeff, that's your cue.
[As Mary.]
Oh, I guess with no Clarence around, - we can have some fun.
- [As Chad.]
I'll say.
[Both chuckle, smooch.]
Oh, hey.
Uh, duh, I'm hungry.
Are you hungry, too, Clarence? Sure.
- [Chuckling.]
How does toot soup sound? - [Chuckling.]
My favorite.
Is that a joke? Soup made from human flatulence? That's disgusting.
Uh, well, uh That's okay, because we've got to, uh Go into outer space and fight the evil alien king? Uh, duh, uh, yeah, that sounds fun.
- Clarence, are you coming? - No.
[Normal voice.]
All right.
Well, that was fun.
- May I be excused? - Yeah, sure.
[Sighs.]
I don't want Jeff anymore.
I'm starting to get worried about Clarence.
I wonder where he went.
Just arranging these knives from dullest to sharpest.
[Laughs nervously.]
Kind of spooky in here.
[Grunting.]
Okay, kiddo.
You've been such a big help.
- Huh? [Grunting.]
- All right, now it's time to relax.
Come on.
Park that keister, meister.
Go ahead, pig out.
[Gasps.]
Whoopsie.
Guess I'll have to clean my mess.
Don't worry about it.
Clarence does this all the time.
There.
This way, it doesn't go to waste.
- Drink up.
Come on.
- [Gags.]
Oh, no.
[Thump.]
Chad: Ow.
Just stubbed my toe.
I can't see anything.
[Sighs.]
This power outage is gonna kill him, I swear.
[Thunder crashes.]
- I am so sorry.
- Oh, it's not your fault, sweetie.
Just enjoy your cookies and milk.
[Inhales deeply.]
[Chuckles nervously.]
[Gulping.]
[Gags.]
[Munching.]
[Burps.]
Pretty good, huh? - [Thunder crashes.]
Huh? - That was a big one.
Okay, it's time to find Clarence.
No! H-He said he would be right back.
- Why won't you believe me? - Whoa, calm down.
Oh, I-I know.
I'll sing you a song.
Sometimes when Clarence gets worked up, - I'll I'll sing him - I'm not Clarence.
My name is Jeff, and I just want to clean up! All right, all right, whatever you want.
What's he up to? Jeff: He said he'd be right back.
R-Right, Clarence? Uh Oh, this is all my fault.
Clarence is gone, and the power is out.
What have I done? [Distorted.]
Jeff.
I'm lost, Jeff.
Clarence.
W-Where'd you go? I'm lost, and it's all because of you.
I have no way of contacting you [Gasps.]
Huh? Of course.
Mary: I'm sure Clarence is fine.
We just need to make a plan.
Quiet.
You think he heard us? First we check outside.
[Thunder crashes.]
There you are.
Aah! - Both: Huh? - I never thought to radio Clarence.
He's usually the one calling me.
We can find out where he is.
J.
Proper to Clarence-saurus.
[Beep, static.]
J.
Proper to Clarence-saurus, do you read me? Clarence: J-Jeff? Clarence! Clarence, are you okay? Clarence! [beeps.]
Stupid thing.
- Aah! [clatter.]
- Hey.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I can't wait any longer! We need to go look for him.
[Music.]
Gonna need that flashlight.
Calculator Oh, my gosh.
It's all my fault Clarence got lost.
What do you mean, "it's all your fault Clarence got lost"? Huh? I mean friendship is like like an egg.
Yeah.
Th-That's right.
A-An egg.
You've got to hold it gently in your hands.
Sometimes the mama bird attacks you.
[Squawks.]
And you drop the egg.
It smashes on the ground, and you see it's it's broken.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Stupid.
You can't put the egg back together again.
No.
Too many pieces.
Too many [Thunder crashes.]
I mean, he could be anywhere.
He could be in a ditch.
He could be in the dirt.
I mean, he's into a lot of hobbies.
Mary: Chad, that is not helping.
[Grunting.]
Clarence! Here, boy! - We got tacos! - Uh, I think you should turn left up here.
That's a one way street, Jeff.
I can't.
- Are you sure? Because - We can't go that way.
Uh, hey, little guy, where are you? [As Clarence.]
I'm probably lost forever.
[Normal voice.]
Don't say that! I'll find you, boy! [Sobbing.]
Chad.
Sorry.
Here, Jeff, you take him.
Wait, Jeff? Why won't anyone pick me up? Ohh! Oh, no! [Grunting.]
- I'm going to tell on you.
- Go ahead, Chad.
- Mary! - Quit it, you two.
[Alarm blaring in distance.]
Maybe there's something about Clarence on the news.
Mayor: This is a severe weather warning for Aberdale.
Please defer to your local safety officer - Computer: Melanie Baker - I can't listen to the news.
It gives me anxiety.
Could you turn it off? - Turn it off.
- Emergency broadcast.
- Could you turn it off? - Quiet, I can't hear it.
Turn it off.
Turn it off! - Quiet! - That's it! [Tires screech.]
I've had enough.
I need both of you alert and looking for Clarence, understood?! Do you want me to turn the news back on? It's not gonna help.
- Can I see? - Don't hurt him.
[Sighs.]
Okay.
Come on, Clarence.
Talk to me, buddy.
Talk to me.
[As Clarence.]
Hey, Jeff.
It's Clarence.
I like pillow forts and sleepovers.
# And you should come over, too.
Both: I'll get you your favorite raisin slurpy drink.
Don't worry, the sleepover will be just you and me, buddy.
Wow, that was really good.
- I know where he is.
- What? Where? - Head to Main Street.
- Ha! [Tires squealing.]
[Music.]
[Thunder crashes.]
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Soft acoustic guitar music plays.]
[Thunder rumbles.]
[Gurgling, humming softly.]
- # We're Ums # - I'm here just North of Aberdale, - and it's just awful! - # We're dum, we're Ums, um dum dum # I've never seen anything like it! - # We live inside your bed # - It's a real gale! - # We live inside your socks # - I can now report hail.
There's hail here.
We're super, super fun, we're Mmms! Oh, man, that never gets old.
[Gasps.]
My slimy raisin drink! Do not go outside under any circumst [Banjo music plays.]
What?! Man! [Grunting.]
Oh, hello there.
[Chuckles.]
Beautiful day! - Yup.
World's gonna end.
- That's too bad.
[Sumo grunting.]
[Music.]
[Hose creaks.]
Knock, knock.
[Growls.]
Ya drink it.
Ya see? There ya go! What? [Groans.]
[Sighs.]
Hmm.
[Wind whistling.]
Tinona, can you get the kids, please? - Is this a drill? - Mnh-mnh.
There ain't no way to say this, but the planet's getting warmer, bees are dying, dollar won't buy what it used to.
What?! [Yawns.]
All: Aww! Family, we don't got time to gush over some critter! - Careful, Dad! - Ow! She bites.
This critter's gonna get buried six feet under water, and so will we if we don't prepare properly.
[Growling.]
Sumo, put her outside.
But, Dad, I think she's an orphan! If it's not family, it's just another mouth to feed.
[Giggling.]
- What? - Huh? - Hmm? [Thunder rumbles.]
Now, this blue line is forest fires, and the orange right here, that's typhus.
Now, you're gonna have to figure out what you're gonna do.
Now, let's try a little thought experiment.
Pretend this basketball is the Earth, and my fist is gamma rays.
Pow! - Only the moon men survive.
- Shh.
Ow! Now, you might think it's silly to practice in the rain, but this is simulating real life conditions here.
In a high-wind type situation, you're gonna want to tie yourself up to a buddy - using a six-foot rope.
- Whoa! Family, this is important, so I'm only gonna do this once.
Hey, dad, can I go to Clarence's for a sleepover? Negative.
Tonight, we're doing radioactive preparation.
Sorry.
My dad's making us do these stupid doomsday drills.
[Chomp!.]
Ow! Quit blabbing about slumber parties! I'm coming! Clarence: Wait, so now you are coming? No, I was talking to my dad.
Sumo, this could save your [Grunts.]
[Laughs.]
[Eerie music plays.]
Uh, Dad, are we over-watering these plants? [Air horn honks.]
I want to see those knees up in the air.
Go, go, go! Jump! [Grunting.]
Can we go inside already?! Now, Sumo, you got three seconds to get your mask back on before you're completely contaminated.
Three, two, one - and you're toast.
- You're crazy! Remember how you said the chickens wouldn't lay eggs - because of the eclipse? - Sumo, this could [Electricity crackles.]
What? [yelling.]
Protocol 22! Protocol 22! Protocol 22! Dad, it's just [Dramatic rock music plays.]
[Engine starts.]
[All murmuring.]
[Whistle.]
Tanner: [Chuckles.]
Everybody in school is gonna love me now.
Family, welcome to your new home.
- Ooh! - Yeah! - Wow! [Animal chittering.]
Ooh! Aah! [Grunts.]
[Chomp!.]
Ow! Uh, I-I mean, wow! Told you they'd love it.
Well, come on.
Let me show y'all around.
You got your dining area - Yeah! - Whoa! - Look at that! And in here, enough beans to make a farmer blush.
You got your sleeping area with radio for sweet lullabies.
Ms.
Baker: Hello? Is anyone out there?! We need help! Help! [Radio clicks off.]
That's enough of that.
Over here's the aquarium, so Lil' Brandi can be a mermaid.
Oh! How'd you know?! - Over there's the entertainment console.
- Get out of here.
I'm first! This is the bucket corner for all your bucket needs now with a privacy curtain.
And right next door is the fun hump - Should keep Sumo entertained.
- [Scoffs.]
Yeah, sure will.
This is where you'll have school because, in a ruthless world, only the cunning survive.
Right above your heads, here's your new sun, diesel-powered.
Over here, we've got your zombie apocalypse kit, - your lizard-man repellent.
- [Grunts.]
Quit biting! [Animal chittering.]
Your vampire kit [Laughter and cheering.]
Huh? [Chomp!.]
Ow! - Dad, she didn't mean it! - This isn't a discussion.
Critters aren't part of this family.
What!? What about the dogs?! The house belongs to them now.
[Dogs howling, barking.]
So we're just gonna live here forever like mole people? I bet the power will be back on any second.
All right, lets take a vote.
Who wants to stay in the shelter? - Yeah! - I like being a mermaid.
And who wants to live outside with the critters? [Growling.]
[Scoffs, mutters.]
[Whimpers.]
Go on! Git! [Whines.]
[Yells.]
Go on! Git! Aah! Ah! That bucket works great.
- Nothing goes in or out, understand? - Yeah, sure.
All right.
Who's hungry? Now aren't we just blessed from above to have such a bounty in the end times? Yuck! I want that! We'll have that at Christmas, Sumo.
Eat your liver.
Sumo, could you pass the ketchup? Nah! Sumo can do it.
Sumo, I am pretty sure you knew that's not what I meant.
Seems like Sumo doesn't care about having ketchup in the apocalypse.
Hope everybody here likes dry meat.
[Chair scraping.]
Ah, okay.
All right yeah.
Yeah, Sumo, very nice.
There he goes.
Yep, you have fun over there on your fun hump.
Tanner, can you pass some mustard? [Chimes jingling.]
[Sighs.]
I don't know what to do about Sumo.
That boy just doesn't listen.
- Wonder where he gets that from.
- What? [Rain falling.]
Oh.
What y'all looking at? [Music.]
Sumo, I Look, you can't You know what I mean.
Sumo, come on.
Just take the dang pudding.
Sumo? [Music.]
Wha ? [Dramatic music plays.]
[Thunder cracks.]
[Wind howling.]
[Grunting.]
[Shivering.]
Sumo! Sumo, where are ya, boy?! Sumo: Come on, girl, we gotta get out.
[Growls.]
- Ow! - Sumo, what are you doing?! - Go away! - It's dangerous.
- I'm tying you off! - Stop! I'm not leaving without Candice! Sumo, we don't got time to be naming critters and hiding in dog houses! - Let go! Ow! - Stop.
We gotta get out of here! - No! - Sumo, come on! - No! - Come on! - Aah! Gah! - Dad! Aaaaaah! [Chomp!.]
Huh? [Muffled growling.]
Aaaaaah! [Old timey music playing on radio.]
Ohh! [Groans.]
Sumo! Candice? You okay? Come on, girl! Stay with me, Candice, stay with me! [Sad music plays.]
I'm sorry, Sumo.
[Chomp!.]
Ow! - Ah, dang! Really?! - Come back! [Music.]
[Candice squeals.]
Oh, no! Candice! - Sumo, wait! - No, Candice! Dad, she saved us! We gotta save her! Aaaaaaah! [Objects clattering.]
Dad, what are you doing? Sumo, that critter saved us back there.
She's family now, and we don't leave family behind.
We're gonna go get her? Yup, and we ain't coming back till [Music.]
Uh, Dad, uh I lo I lo I lov Yeah, I know what you mean.
I, earlier, I was, um pudding, uh I know what you mean, Dad.
- Tinona, can I borrow your truck? - What for? Sumo's got a friend out in the storm.
We're gonna go get her.
[Sighs.]
Okay.
- Thanks, hon, I - Don't scratch it.
[Chuckles.]
Course not.
Thanks, babe.
- Sumo, you ready? - Yeah! Dad, what are you do I thought I told y'all to go back to sleep.
Whoa! [Laughs.]
Awesome! Yeah! [Laughs.]
Clarence: Previously on "Clarence" Sumo's family lived in a hole in the ground, like a bunch of snakes.
Oh, and Sumo had a little badger friend! I think it was a badger.
Anyway, the sky got real mad, and it took Sumo's new badger friend away.
And that's when Sumo's family got serious.
[Singing dramatic music.]
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Thunder rumbles.]
[Wind howling.]
[Chittering.]
Looking pretty hairy out there, Noles.
We might be in it for the long haul.
Just be me, you - and your precious little prank! - Let's just go to another room.
Just like you to skirt the law.
The rules say that we serve detention here, and here only! What kind of disciplinarian would I be if I let a misconduct of this stature slip by? [Snickers.]
Oh, no.
Nothing slips past old Reese the Beast! Oh, yeah? Well, who's that outside? What?! Where?! Hmm? I ain't see nothing.
What the [Creak!.]
[Grunting.]
Oh.
[Laughing.]
Belson! That's not funny! Oh! [Sputters.]
We'll see who's laughing when you're held back.
Wait, what? You can't do that! - Those aren't the rules! - Detentions add up.
[Laughs.]
[Electricity crackles.]
What? Power outage? Flooding? We got to get to the gym! The gym is the designated safety zone in an emergency.
It's all gonna be fine as soon as we get inside.
No, that's, my Ah, come on.
- Where the, uh - Oh, come on.
- Belson, that's illegal.
- Oh, look.
It's open.
- Hey! What's going on out here?! - We have citizens here who require access to the emergency safety zone.
What the heck is on your face, Jim? - Brenda, you just gotta let us in! - Says who? The school safety officer Miss Baker! - Well, she's not here right now.
- Melanie? So I guess that means I'm in charge! - Can we please come in? - It's so rainy out there.
[Sneezes.]
Ugh, fine! Go, go, go, go, go! - And, uh, you two, uh - Don't worry, Brenda.
We'll do whatever it takes to find Melanie.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Go look for Miss Baker.
That's your assignment.
[Chuckles.]
But you're gonna need an extra tank of gas.
- For what? - For the storm! Come on, Belson! Shake a leg! [Groans.]
Adults are so useless.
Ha! Dingus and McNobrain on the case.
Whoa! [Body thuds.]
[Laughs.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
[Flatly.]
Oh, no, are you okay? [Scoffs.]
You don't care about anyone or anything, do ya? Everything's just a big joke to you.
[Scoffs.]
What do you care about? Rules? Yeah, yeah, that and so much more.
[Sniffles.]
Gross.
Why don't we just go to her house, then? I don't know where that is.
Never been invited.
[Rustling.]
Belson, that is personal property! Well, I already found it, so we might as well use it.
Oh.
A clue.
Uh, back up.
A little more.
A little more.
A little more.
Hmm.
- A little mo - Ugh.
It's her address! - Now, we can go there already? - Ah.
Good idea.
[Music.]
Let's ride.
- Huh? What was that? - Ugh.
Maybe I should drive.
What are you, loco? Come on.
Look at my score.
- Trust me.
[Game chiming.]
- I guess I have to.
[Music.]
[Tires squeal.]
[Chuckles.]
Oh, no! Oh, look out! Don't hit her! Try to stay on the road! Oh, sick! Not a bad trick, Belson.
[Flashlights click.]
Dang.
She must've gotten robbed.
- Robbed? - Let's split up.
Tactical sweep.
Good idea.
Hmm.
These fingerprints look fresh.
That can only mean that someone has been here.
- Hmm.
- Was there a struggle, perhaps? Fisticuffs? Lisa: Hey, Melly! Me and Mackenzie can't wait for you to be a West Coast sunshine babe with us! Bring your bikini, LOL! Whoo! You're moving to California! Hearts, Lisa.
P.
S.
You're moving to California.
- Oh, man.
- Melanie.
Melanie? Melanie.
[beeping.]
Belson, did you find anything yet? Uh, nah.
It's nothing.
Look, it's after 5:00, so I think I'm gonna go home.
You're leaving? We're about to crack this case! You got it.
Keep looking, Reese.
You'll find her someday.
That's right.
Turn around, quitter! There goes Belson "too cool for everyone at school" Noles.
What? Shut up.
He doesn't care about nothing or nobody and nobody cares about him.
You know I was trying to be nice, but you know what? Here! Uh, I think this paper has words on it.
Are you kidding? Miss Baker's gone.
She's moving to California.
If you were even half the cop you pretend to be, you could have figured it out by now.
I did, and I'm literally a child! - You're dumber than a child! - What? She's moving, and she didn't say nothing? [Crying.]
Melanie.
I'm sorry, Belson.
Lots of people care about you.
I'm the fool! I'm the fool of the whole town! Uh, come on, man.
Stop crying.
- You're not a fool.
- [Sobs.]
I'm not?! [Sniffles.]
Well, tell me something that's good about me.
Uh, g g Uh, you've got a nice mustache.
Thank you for that.
But it doesn't matter now.
Melanie's long gone.
To get to California, we'd need a whole extra tank of gas.
[Gasps.]
You're gonna need an extra tank of gas.
Shoop! Mr.
Reese: Aw, Melanie, I hope you're happy, whoever you're with.
[Thunder cracks.]
Clarence?! - Clarence? - I don't think he's in there.
Yeah, looks closed.
But Clarence said he'd bring me a raisin slurpy drink, and Rough Riders is the only place that serves it.
The only place.
- Um - Oh, I'm sure of it.
Come on, buddy! Are you in one of those tubes?! Clarence! - Puppet Clarence: Jeff.
- Huh? You'll never find me.
I'm gone for good.
Thanks a lot, Jeff.
- C-C-Clare Clarence? - Jeff? Oh! Aah! Aah! Oh! [Water bubbling.]
[All gasp.]
Percy: Heeeeeelp! - What? - Oh! - Oh, Percy! - Hold on there, buddy! - Come here, I got ya! - Come on.
[Car crashes.]
Need a lift? [Upbeat music plays.]
[Wind whistles.]
[Grunts.]
Shoop, we're on to your lies! You're going down! Hmm? I ain't going nowhere.
[Grunts.]
[Music.]
[Buzzer.]
Oh, good shot! Has anyone seen Clarence? Is he here? You four, get in the corner! - Corner? - Yes, ma'am! - Are you serious? - You two, my office, now.
[Generator whirs, radio static crackles.]
Dingus and McNobrain.
[Chuckles.]
I never thought you'd figure it out.
You knew about Miss Baker the whole time, you sent us on a wild goose chase, and on top of everything, you're jailing citizens in a storm?! Um, are these beans up for grabs? - No! - Why'd you do it? Isn't it obvious? For the love of the game.
[Hip-hop music plays.]
I needed some me time, and I wasn't about to let a bit of drizzle ruin my b-ball sesh.
I knew Melanie had split for the coast, so I had to get you out of my hair, knowing there was no way you'd find her.
But without our safety officer, all those people are gonna be out there in the flood.
- Good.
- You're a sick pup.
I'm in here every day after school! Nobody else even uses this gym! It's mine! It's my gym, and I'll do what I want with it! You can't get away with this.
- Actually, she can.
- Belson? [Chuckles.]
That's right.
Dingus here gave me a little call to tell me you were on your way.
We made a little agreement.
He'll keep you out of my biz, and in exchange, I'll wipe his detention record clean.
- Oh, my! - This is getting good! Is this true? After all we've been through? Sorry, Reese, but she's she's gone.
I ain't wasting no more time in detentions.
[Laughs.]
Miss Baker: Hello? Is anyone out there! Attention, Aberdale residents, this is Melanie Baker.
- Melanie?! - Miss Baker's still here?! That's not possible! Huh? [Continues speaking indistinctly.]
[Bodies thud.]
No, no! Go away! We had a deal! - The deal's off, you liar! - Keep away! Keep away! Come on! Give it here! [Grunts.]
Oh.
Oh, no! Ow! [All gasp.]
What? Foul! That was a foul! [Chuckles.]
- Did she get away? - Not yet.
Let's ride.
Say what? Ooh! Aah! Ooh! [Grunts.]
Oh! [Panting.]
What?! [Grunts.]
[Chimes.]
She's getting away! I can't see her.
Later, chumps! That would have come in handy earlier.
- It's up to you.
- Hmm.
A little higher and fire! [Grunts.]
Huh? [Grunts.]
[Cart crashes.]
Throw me.
- You can do it.
- Hmm.
[Grunts.]
Nooooo! Sorry, Brenda.
I guess it's like they say bad boys die hard.
[Sunglasses clatter.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
Don't worry.
We'll find him.
Uh, is anyone out there? Me, and several other citizens are trapped inside 6400 North Adobe Way.
- Okay? 6400.
- You know that address? - You bet I do.
- Let's ride.
Bad dudes Working as a team You know it is after 5:00.
I could drop you off at home if you want.
Ha! Not a chance, partner.
- We ride hard, we die ha Aah! - Whoa! [Music.]
Clarence: Previously on "Clarence" Belson, he put a bunch of [snickers.]
bags of manure in Mr.
Reese's room.
And then [Laughs.]
And then, Miss Shoop he put manure in there! Oh, and then I told Jeff that I would get his favorite drink.
Belson put the cow poop in there! [Laughs.]
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Thunder rumbles.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
Yeah, yeah, yeah I just can't wait Gonna have a sleepover Excuse me, sir! You have to pay for that! Mm-hmm.
Nite Bites policy dictates one cup per costumer! - Oh, hey, Meg! - Well, fancy seeing you here! Oh, gosh, it's my second day on the job! I really think I've found a home here.
I mean I hope so, at least.
They even gave me the official Nite Bites handbook Mm-hmm, it's like a whole way to live.
- Oh, th-that's great, Meg.
- So you have a lot of sunblock.
Are you going on a trip? Well, I'm moving to California.
[Chuckles.]
Oh, really?! Oh, that's really great, uh, for you.
I just feel so unneeded here, you know? Am I Am I even making a difference? You ever ask yourself that? Yeah, I just I think it's time for me to just move on.
Well, I guess not all of us have that option.
Well, this is not scanning.
[Door bell chimes.]
Hey, Miss Baker! Hey, Clarence! - Hi, Jeff's mom! - Oh, hey, Clarence.
[Gasps.]
You guys want to come to my sleepover? Mmm, boop! [Meows.]
Kitties can sleep over, too! - No, you know what, I can't.
- But why? I I already have plans.
- So, you know, that's it.
- But, how come? Look, Clarence, it's really great to see you, but I I don't want to get into the whole thing here, so - Why? - I gotta hit the road! [Gasps.]
Are you homeless!? Come sleepover at my house! Ha, okay.
Let me try it upside down.
Now we'll see if that works.
Okay, just forget it.
I don't need it.
Okay.
You're still coming to my sleepover, though, right? I've got it.
Let me check the manual.
Can you slide your Nite Bites card again for me? - Meg, I don't have one.
- Let me get you an application form! - Yeah, yeah, that's fine, just - But, but Hey! You have to pay for those, yeah! [Coughing.]
I was gonna! Hey, can I put 20 on pump two? I've been waiting 10 minutes! Right after I get this.
- I just need gas here! - Miss Baker, come for the sleepover! It's gonna be the best sleepover ever! [Growls.]
- Put the money on - Ow! - Come on.
[Music.]
- The light's off.
- Ugh, great.
[Clicking.]
The door won't open.
Okay, the power's out, okay.
Um, I'm sure the manual has an answer.
Okay, okay.
Step one check backup generator located in the backroom.
- Ooh! - This is insane.
Let's just give her a chance.
I'm sure the power will be back on any second.
[Music.]
[Car engine revving.]
[Crash.]
- What?! What was that?! - Huh?! - Baker: We're saved! - Clarence: It's Sumo's dad! [All muffled.]
Let us out! Sumo? Hi, Sumo! Hope you're okay.
- Hello! Can you see us? - Come on! Hi, Sumo, hi! Together: Oh! Bye, Sumo! Bye, have fun! So I checked the backup generator, and [All gasp.]
and turns out, there isn't one.
[Groaning.]
Yay! Hooray! I mean, oh oh, no.
And, F.
Y.
I.
, it is okay to snack while we're in here, - in moderation.
- Sick of moderation.
[Pen clicks.]
And I will be keeping tally and charging you when the power comes back on.
That is enough! I'm getting out of here! Out of my way, cupcake! Ma'am, ma'am, that mop is Nite Bites property! - One, two, three! [Screams.]
- Stop! - I got to get out of this nacho cheese place! - No, no, no, no! Not today.
I'm in charge here, people! Now if we could just [grunts.]
stay indoors till further notice.
- She's gone completely bonkers.
- Ha.
I think she's funny.
[Music.]
No, we're gonna be stuck in here forever! Hmm But we don't have to be bad stuck.
We can be Fun stuck! We have here a soda sofa! A tepee made of T.
P.
! - Some happy birthday banners! - When did you make all this? While you guys were just sitting around! Eh, okay, Clarence.
Whatever makes you happy.
[Music.]
Well, hello! - Spin 'em! Spin 'em! Spin 'em! - Whoo! Spin 'em more! [Chuckles.]
E.
J.
: And then they called me up, and hung me out to dry.
It ruined my credit! [Shrieks.]
- You were scared! - Nuh-uh.
- Yes-huh, you screamed! - No, I didn't.
Five, six, seven, eight Looks like you get a mega-mansion.
How come I got a shack?! Pillow fight! [Grunting.]
Whoo! [Laughter.]
Oh, wow! Okay, well, that was not on sale.
[Grunting softly.]
Joan Rivers on the red carpet! - You're right.
- Yes! - [Laughs.]
Very nice job.
- Okay, this one's my favorite movie or it's one of them, anyways.
Okay.
[Grunting.]
Jeff: J-Proper to Clarence-saurus.
Clarence, is that a walkie-talkie?! - Jeff: J-Proper to Clarence-saurus.
- Oh, it's my Jeffie-talkie! Jeff, is that you, bud? [Gasps.]
Prank calls! Great idea! Perfect for a sleepover.
Jeff, come in, Jeff.
Is your refrigerator running? We could use this to get out! We can use it to check on our families! Jonathan, it's me! I'm trapped at Nite Bites.
I'm here with a bunch of normos! Get the chopper! Hey, stop that! What is wrong with you?! I didn't do anything wrong.
Yeah, hello? Is any is anyone out there? Attention, Aberdale residents! - This is Melanie Baker, I - Melanie, hey! What are what are you doing? Me and several other citizen's are trapped inside 6400 North Adobe Way.
Okay, we can't be using that kind of unauthorized equipment.
Is anyone out hear this? No! No, no, the handbook doesn't mention anything like that.
Yes, but the handbook isn't - I'm sorry, but it's against company policy! - No, don't.
- I can't lose my job over this, Melanie! - This is crazy! We have to Why don't you just go move to California already! - What?! - That's right she's skipping town! [Chuckles.]
Yeah.
Moving to California! She doesn't care about any of us never has, never will.
You're leaving? No! [Sobbing.]
- You can't leave.
- Hey, Clarence? Go away, I'm in here.
Someone's using the bathroom.
Oh, Clarence, I didn't mean for you to find out like this.
I thought it would be the easiest way, but - You're not leaving.
- Clarence, you don't need me.
You deserve a better teacher, you know.
- I-I-I'm just sort of burnt out.
- No, it's okay, Miss Baker.
I'll see you in class on Monday! Is that crazy lady in there?! We can't find that What?! [Creepy music.]
[Loud click.]
Hey! Did you guys finish your sleepover? - How did you get outside? - Well, the mayor ate all our supply of the Cheech's Popcorn Chips, so I had to take the sign down 'cause you just can't expect us to advertise a product we don't even have in stock! [yelling.]
Then why are we still in here?! I can't let you leave until I review the security footage myself and make sure no products were stolen.
- What're you talking about?! - To heck with your manual! [Rock music plays.]
Come for me.
[Growls.]
We leave when I say we do.
I am the captain now.
[Thunder crashes.]
Warm cheese.
[Children laughing.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
It's so cool in California - Hey, Mel! - Looking good, Mel! Oh, thanks! - Nice hair, Mel! - Hang 10! Hey, cutie! - Hi there.
- Can I use your oil goop? - My what? - Your oil goop.
Can me and Clarence borrow it? - Ugh! - We want to make a slide.
Wait.
You're the mayor.
Why aren't you helping us? Eh.
Eminent domain! Yoink! All right, spread them! [Giggling.]
Julip: Plus 31 bags of Cheech's Fried Onion Jalapeño Popcorn Chips, plus 15 cans of Juicy G's no, wait, 16.
Okay, now gotta start all over again.
Okay, five packs of gum plus Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, gotta grab the "wet floor" sign.
Hey, E.
J.
, you ready to get out of here? - Heck yeah.
- So all we gotta do is trick her into opening the door again, and then we just rush out together.
She can't stop us all! Right.
And that's when I make my move.
No, Clarence, you don't need to do anything just run out with us when she opens the door, okay? Got it.
Plus, I'll have a little trick up my sleeve.
No tricks, Clarence.
It's a simple plan - just run when we do.
- Okay.
- [Whispers.]
I have a secret plan.
- Uh, Clarence! But, Mel, how do we get her to open the door? [Chimes.]
You guys thirsty? [Chugging.]
[Music.]
[Gulping.]
[Coughing.]
Ugh! It's not even cold anymore.
[Groaning.]
Ugh! It's so sweet.
Jeff really drinks this? [Slurping.]
Yeah, it's his favorite.
I saved him some.
Mmm! Seems like the Slimy Raisin Freezy is a huge hit! Oh, oops.
Gotta take down the sign.
This is our chance! [Music.]
- Oh, my! - Secret plan go! Clarence, no! Clarence, just [Flushing.]
[Chuckles.]
Now we can just keep having our sleepover forever and ever.
And you don't even have to move to California! - You can just stay here! - Out of the way! [Grunts.]
[Groans.]
Too many chips.
- Let me through! - Wait! I almost got it! It's going to be the best sleepover ever! [All gasping.]
[Screaming.]
[Loud crash.]
[Coughing.]
Julip: What is this?! I have to clean all of this up! [Grunting.]
Somebody call for backup? [Dramatic music plays.]
- Belson! - Melanie? I knew we'd find you! I'm so happy! [Sobbing.]
What the heck is on your face, Jim? Oh, no.
Okay, save the product.
We have to save the product! The storm's getting worse! We gotta get to the school! - I should go down with the ship.
- Meg, that is enough! Come on! - But I I swore an oath! - It's gonna be okay, Meg.
A Nite Biter shall never abandon their post - under any circumstances! - Just get in! Huh? Oh, no! [Music.]
- Oh, wait, you're driving? - Don't worry about it.
[Dramatic music plays.]
Clarence: Previously on "Clarence," Mom, Chad, and Jeff were looking for me in storm.
Also, Sumo and his dad tried to find a baby badger.
Then Mr.
Reese and Belson tried to find Ms.
Baker, but I was with her at the Nite Bites.
Also, Ms.
Shoop played basketball.
And now everybody's stuck in the gym.
[Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! [Thunder crashing.]
[Dramatic music.]
Oh, dang.
Your mom's gonna bake my meatloaf.
I just don't know where he could be.
We should go back out there and find him.
No, it's too dangerous.
I'm sure he's f-f [Sobbing.]
fine! [Sobs.]
Sumo, shield your eyes from the grown man's tears.
- Have you guys seen Clarence? - Negative.
[Groans.]
I know how you feel.
We can't find Candice.
- Candice? - My badger.
My sweet, sharp-mouthed badger.
We'll keep searching once the storm passes.
I'm sure I'll see Candice again.
If not in this life, then in the next.
That was beautiful, son.
[Whimpering.]
Huh? [Whimpering continues.]
Sumo, let's go stand someplace else.
[All sobbing.]
Why, I oughta! Huh? Huh? [Chuckles.]
Uh, hi.
[Groans.]
Oh, boo.
It's the mayor.
I hate that guy now.
[Stammers.]
He ate all the chips.
What's a sleepover without chips? My boy! Oh, you're alive! [Laughing.]
Oh, Clarence! - I'll never, ever leave you again! - You hear me, my only boy? - I am so glad you're okay! - Hey, Mom.
W-W-Where were you, Clarence? Oh.
My favorite a slurpee raisin drink.
[Slurps.]
[Boink.]
Thanks, pal.
Hey, did you bring that kite you were talking about? 'Cause sleepovers are pretty fun with kites, too.
No.
For Jolly Man hath forsaken me.
[Thunder crashes.]
Oh, my Jeff, I forgot to tell you.
Ms.
Baker is moving to California, but also, she's not moving to California - because we're going to stop - Hey, don't you dare step foot out of this gym, you hear me? Why would I want to leave? All my friends are here and Ms.
Baker's here, and she's gonna stay here.
- Out of the way, bucko! - Hey! [Grunting.]
These blankets are mine! For safety officers only! Brenda, we need extra blankets.
There's too many people here.
Bah! And whose fault is that, Jim? Huh? Uh, it's Mr.
Storm's fault.
Or Ms.
Storm, I guess.
Uh - Aah! - Hey, hey, I see you! Get back here! You can't leave.
You have to stay here and you have to teach us.
Don't move to California.
Boys, this is real sweet, but I have to go.
- I'm not needed here.
- Mr.
Reese: Melanie! Shoop is hogging all the blankets! Plus, you're the real safety officer, not her.
- Guys, listen - Yeah, I got this, Baker.
See? Everyone, if I could have your attention, please.
[Chuckles.]
This storm has been pretty crazy.
We owe a round of applause to the citizens keeping us safe.
People like Uh, I'm sorry.
What was your name again? Oh, [Chuckles.]
it's Mr.
Reese.
Let's hear it for Mr.
Rice, shall we, for leading us to safety.
[Cheers and applause.]
Boo! Boo! Boo! Thank you, but I couldn't have done it without my partner, Belson.
- You see, he, uh - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! [Concerned murmuring.]
The gym is the designated safety zone.
Actually, according to my map, the gym is the lowest point in town.
- The whole gym's gonna flood! - Uh-oh.
This is all your fault! We're doomed! [People screaming.]
[Music.]
[Wind howling.]
[Sound of raining on roof.]
We can use the mayor's helicopter! According to my map, the cliff is the highest and safest point in town.
- No, it's too dangerous.
- Shame on you! We could use the chopper to evacuate to the cliff! B-But the helicopter is for the mayor! [Chuckles.]
Save the mayor, everyone.
- But who's gonna save us? - Calm down, you savages.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Screaming.]
I have an announcement to make! Huh? I caused the power outage.
When I flew my kite into some power lines, it was an accident.
But my keeping it a secret was not.
I accept whatever punishment you all deem appropriate.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Screams.]
Nobody cares? But I caused the outage! I-It's my fault we're all gonna die! [Chuckles.]
You didn't cause the outage, pal.
Aberdale has a very unique power system.
[Music.]
It's really very delicate.
Aah! And whenever there's a big storm, it completely falls apart.
It wasn't my fault.
[Chuckles.]
Come on, Sumo.
Everyone! Hello! Over here! - Here.
- Oh, thanks, Sumo.
It's my dad's.
[Indistinct shouting.]
[Air horn blows.]
I got something to say! Guys, we shouldn't be fighting! All I ever wanted my whole life is just to have a big sleepover with everyone that I love.
[Crowd murmuring.]
And here we are, so how about we all stop bickering and have the best sleepover ever? I'm with Clarence! All this fighting is getting us nowhere.
Let's take a vote! Whoever wants to fly to the cliff, raise your hand! Mr.
Reese: Wait a minute, I see something.
[Helicopter blades whirring.]
It's the mayor.
He snuck away and is taking off in the helicopter without us! Uh, maybe he's gonna get help.
He he's laughing.
Wait a minute, seems to be some sort of creature in there with him.
Definitely female.
- What?! Give me those! - Aah! It's Candice! Wow, Sumo, you really taught that critter to always be prepared.
[Explosion.]
[Music.]
[Coughing.]
Help! Hey, the mayor's okay.
We're out of options! We're doo-o-o-o-o-med! [Screaming.]
Help me build a raft.
- Uh, what are you doing? - Trying to spark a fire.
Water hates fire.
[Grunting.]
[Grunting.]
[Boinks.]
I mean, of course I love Aberdale.
There's no place like it.
Everyone is so great.
They've all been so sweet to me.
I just [Sighs.]
[Indistinct shouting.]
Uh, geez.
[Screams.]
What is my purpose? Oh, it's easy for you.
Your purpose is to be a fluffy little baby.
[Cat meows apathetically.]
Ms.
Baker, Ms.
Baker! You got to get back in here! [Screaming.]
[Groans.]
Everyone, listen up! Jim, put that fire out! Mavis, pick up that mess! Two of you, stop choking each other.
Gilben, keep up the good work.
All right, good job.
And, Shoop, I believe you have something that's mine.
Oh, whatever.
I don't want this anyway.
Everyone, gather round, okay? It's a bad idea to travel anywhere right now, so we have to keep the gym from flooding.
Yeah, right.
How do we even do that? Well, maybe, uh Mary: Clarence, what are you doing? [Chuckling.]
Um, we're making a giant fort for our sleepover.
[Sighs.]
A giant fort? What? [Gasps.]
That's it! If we can make some sort of wall together, we could keep out the water and stop the gym from flooding! - Great idea.
- Uh, no, it's not.
What are we gonna use to make a wall? The hundreds of bags of manure in your room? [Fart.]
I forgot about that.
You have hundreds of bags of manure in your room? What size are we talking? 10 pounds, 20? 50.
I had to hire a bunch of people to transport them.
[Chuckling.]
It was an incredibly expensive prank.
That's perfect! Okay, we'll make a levee from those bags of manure.
- Uh, we need to work together.
- Tell us what to do, Melanie.
[All cheering.]
[Music.]
Work it out, take command [Whistle blows.]
Build it up and work the plan - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # Pass it on, tie it tight If it's dark, let's make it bright - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # - # Oh, yeah # - # Wah-ooh-wah # Together we will end up standing tall Together we will stand up tall Together we are stronger than a wall Stronger than a 10-foot wall Together we can work to save us all [All cheering.]
Hooray! We did it! Now we can have a sleepover.
Who wants to braid my hair? Oh, look! [Squeaking.]
- Candice? Candice! - Great to see you again.
[Coos.]
Ow.
- Oh, look! - Oh! We're out of bags.
What do we do?! Step aside, bozos! [All gasp.]
Welcome to the slam.
[Music.]
[All gasping.]
Aah! Boom! [Cheers and applause.]
That's some fine work, Brenda.
Real good stuff.
Ugh, don't let your eyes drip on me, man.
So, what do you say? Sleepover time? My hair won't braid itself.
It's not our house, so, you know, I'm into it.
Yeah, it's not like we can leave anyway, so yeah.
Sleepover time.
[Music.]
[Chatter.]
My treasure.
[Giggling.]
[Candice chattering.]
- Done.
- Good job, son.
[Bites.]
[Yowls.]
Why, I oughta! Come here, my little silly Billy.
Hmm.
Uh, I, uh, I don't think your hair is braidable.
[Laughs.]
Yeah.
I'm glad you decided to stay.
[Chuckles.]
Me, too.
Sleepover time! [Laughing.]
[Laughing.]
Sleepover time! That's how nature played dirty, turning neighbor against neighbor, but was thwarted by fools leading folks to safe harbor.
And Clarence got his wish, lucky as a clover.
The whole town was there for his sweet, sweet sleepover.
Hmm.
Goodnight, my child.
Sleep well.