House of Anubis (2011) s03e05 Episode Script

What's this? What do you think you're doing? I said, what are you doing? [Sighs.]
You know what, caught me red-handed.
I Forgot to hand in my assignment.
I was just trying to slip it into your bag.
Hmm.
Well, if you forget again, just tell me.
I'm not a monster.
Sure.
Thanks.
[Mysterious music.]
The key, Eddie.
You saw the key, right? Yeah, it was It was almost exactly the same as yours.
How is that possible? We need to find out more about Denby.
[Whimsical music.]
Oh, here's my family tree.
I put it in my textbook.
Oh, right.
Hope KT didn't go through too much trouble looking for it.
Do you want me to have a look? Hmm? [Stammers.]
Oh, no, I've got this.
You sure? Might be able to help.
Not that it isn't fun just being here.
Archaic use of lettering forms.
Got that bad boy translated yet? Yeah, it says, "bring Fabian a drink from the fridge, Alfie".
[Chuckles.]
Those things are always so cryptic.
Victor is putty in my hands.
You got Amber's phone back.
I have four missed calls, but the battery's died.
Does anyone have a charger in here? - Fabian's making great progress, isn't he? - I can tell what most of the symbols mean.
It's just the way they're arranged.
It's like a code.
I just can't figure it out.
- Ah! I have an idea.
- You know how to break the code? No, just a sweet design for a T-shirt.
I would've been so good at Fashion School.
Yeah, but you're good at this, too, right? Hmm.
Practically saved the world twice, but I don't like to brag.
The same symbol appears over and over again.
What's that? I'm sure you would've figured it out.
- You're right.
- What symbol? This one.
[Computer dings.]
- That's where she lives? - Yeah.
One of the geography teachers stayed here last year.
Get down.
[Door clangs.]
Didn't get the last one.
So? It's not like we're gonna go in there.
- We're going in there.
- Mm hmm.
Okay, come on, if the key fits anywhere, it's gonna be in the Gate House, okay, I know it.
So, what, we wait until she leaves and then sneak in? Now you're getting it.
Mara, do you have any colored pens? It's for this uh Family tree thing.
Do I have pens? Ooh! I thought Mr.
Sweet told you not to do the family tree.
Since when did anyone around here listen to teachers? Since when did you work out? I needed to work off my frustration with Alfie.
He barged in on me and Jerome twice.
- Why? What's up with him? - Stuff on his mind.
He wouldn't say what.
Well, he started to, and then he got distracted.
Oh, you're way too polite, Mara.
Yeah, tell Alfie to get lost.
Be more assertive.
Me? What about you? I am very assertive.
Except where Fabian's concerned.
- Is it obvious? - Why haven't you asked him out yet? It's not that simple.
We need a pact.
From now on, we do not get pushed around.
Like I need any more encouragement to say what I think.
No, I like it.
The Anubis sisterhood.
Hmm.
Those boys won't know what hit them.
[Giggles.]
Okay, come on.
Okay, come on.
Okay, hold on.
Come on, we got to get in there.
Okay.
Well, what's the worst that can happen if it goes wrong? Around here, we could go up in a puff of smoke.
Crazy talk.
- Okay, pick a number, 0 to 9.
- Why me? I'll be able to blame someone when it goes wrong.
What's wrong with nine? Well, nothing, it's just Okay but, 3, 7, 6, 2, 6, yeah.
- 3, 7, 6, 2 - 9.
[Door clangs.]
Okay, let's go check inside.
Come on.
Come on.
That key has to fit somewhere.
I hope it's to a portal back to the 2000s.
Seriously, do all Brits live in ancient houses? Just keep looking.
There's got to be a clue around here somewhere.
I found something.
It's a mystical bag of yarn.
All right, there's definitely something wrong with Miss Denby.
Start looking.
Come on! Yeah, she's got terrible taste.
So are we doing advanced math or advanced science tonight? Whatever.
I'm just glad I've got you to myself at last.
Sorry again about Alfie.
The guy worries a lot.
Most of the time, he worries about stuff like werewolves, but it still counts.
Advanced math then.
You're so good to me, Jerome, but Study can wait.
Hey, study buddies.
- Both: Alfie! - Oh, wow.
Alfie! Oh, I with all this stuff going on, I've gotten so far behind.
Who wants to test me on the life cycle of a dung beetle? Alfie! Listen, as my wing man, could you perhaps see any way to giving Mara and us a little bit of privacy? Oh, I see.
Well, I guess I could Alfie! Don't you get it? We don't want you here! Get out! Mara, what the No need to shout.
- I was about to leave anyway.
- Stay.
I shouldn't have said it.
Mara, what's gotten into you? Well, if you really want me to stay.
Of course.
- Of course we do, Alfie.
- Yeah.
We love you.
Enough to go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich? I'll be right back.
Is there some reason you can't study with Amber? Can't really look her in the eye.
I feel so guilty.
I might be a teensy bit more understanding if you told me what you've done.
After the way you just shouted at me, no way, dude.
Alfie, I'm really sorry.
Is there some way I can make it up to you? Well [Knocking at door.]
Come in.
Hey.
What are you looking for up there? Answers I guess.
Here, I made you a snack, banana and peanut butter.
- That's my favorite.
- Yeah.
You remembered? [Chuckles.]
It always makes me feel better, looking at the stars.
Puts things into perspective.
Right, I've been thinking, and I think it's about time I told you that I think it's because it makes me think of how Nina's looking at the same stars.
[Sighs.]
No matter where you are in the world, it's always the same ones.
Same patterns, different angles.
But The stars.
Stars.
- Stars! - What? That's it.
That's the code.
That's it.
Thank you so much for the sandwich.
[Knocks on door.]
Come in, Jerome.
I'm just working on I have some questions for you, Mara Jaffray.
Could be so much easier for you if you simply confessed.
Please, I have no idea what you're talking Do you want to be expelled from this school? What? I know what you have done, Mara Jaffray.
Do you understand? I know.
And so I say again Start talking, and perhaps we can strike a bargain.
I can't.
You have done wrong.
Do you want it to be on your conscience forever? - All right, yes, yes, I did something bad.
- Aha.
Now we are getting somewhere.
Well? - I agreed to do Alfie's homework.
- What? I knew it was wrong, but I upset him, and I was trying to make it up to him.
It's the worst thing I've ever done.
I'm really sorry.
Oh, please don't expel me.
[Mysterious music.]
Hey, wait for me.
Oh, gross.
Eddie? What is what is it? [Suspenseful music.]
What are those things? Who is Miss Denby? Maybe she's on a wacky diet.
Uh, pickled worms? - I don't know.
- [Groans with disgust.]
Frogs? Crabs? - You're right.
She's weird.
- No, not yet.
Eddie, I'm getting real creeped out.
Not yet, okay? [Sighs.]
[Whimpers.]
[Ominous music.]
Whoa.
This place is huge.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- I thought you needed to study.
- Oh, Mara's got that covered.
- Where - She needs some alone time.
Um, what I need is some man-to-man advice.
My advice to you is to take some time, and really think quietly, reflectively And by yourself.
Okay.
I accidentally picked up a message For Amber from the Fashion School in New York.
And they're offering her a place.
Okay, and? And I haven't told her.
[Chuckles nervously.]
Oh, wow.
Alfie, that is a truly terrible thing to do.
- Is it really that terrible? - [Chuckling.]
Yeah.
I was hoping for sneaky, maybe even a little bit roguish.
- Nope, sorry.
- So what should I do? If I tell her, then she might leave, and if I don't, then [Sighs.]
If I don't, she misses out on a chance of a lifetime.
Say nothing, just stop her from checking her phone.
- You're good.
- Yeah.
Just keep your mouth shut and everything will be fine.
Thanks, buddy.
- You've really helped me make my mind up.
- That's what best friends are for.
- So I'm gonna tell her.
- What? See, that's the great thing about having you as a friend.
Whatever you suggest, I know I should just do the opposite.
No, no.
Sandwich.
I don't think we're gonna find what we're looking for here.
Why have a key unless you got a lock? Maybe it's not in the house.
Maybe maybe it's in the Shed of Anubis.
Or the Pool House of Anubis.
Or the Porta-Potty of Anubis.
I don't care anymore, Eddie.
I want to get out of here.
It's okay.
I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, all right? Let's just finish checking inside first.
You saw her leave, she's probably gone for the night.
Enjoying herself - Pickling things.
- Oh! I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, okay? Five more minutes.
- Five more minutes? - Okay.
Okay.
This is very strange.
First I lose my phone, now my charger.
Search.
Amber, I need to talk to you.
Alfie, not now, I'm trying to find my stuff.
Oh, clever you.
Where was it? - Hidden in my pocket.
- Hidden? Alfie, even by your regular standards, that does not make sense.
- What are you talking about? - Amber Major breakthrough.
Did you break the code? Couldn't have done it without Joy.
Amazing.
It's some lines and dots.
Well, it's a star map.
The dog constellation.
Well, what else would it be in Anubis House? Oh, because Anubis had a dog's head.
Must've been so hard getting sweaters on.
If I place the map over the letters It takes away some hieroglyphics I don't understand and Leaves some other hieroglyphics I don't understand.
Hmm.
What does it mean? I'll need another hour.
Don't we just normally ask ghost or something? [Laughs.]
- I'll go and do some more research.
- We'll be on Victor watch.
- Amber, could we - Alfie, not now.
I've [Groans.]
Are you telling us that you still do not have the parcel? Victor, you assured us you knew who had taken it.
Well, I was misled.
It will not happen again.
Did I mention that I have very close access to our patron, Victor? Very close.
I would hate to have to report back to him that you had failed, in your duties so early on.
That all the trust and faith that has been put in you has come to nothing.
That you have made even less of yourself than your poor father.
What do you know of my father? How dare you speak of my father! Find the parcel! Or I shall have to talk to our patron about finding a new Enabler.
Miss Denby! Miss Denby.
I will not be spoken to in that fashion, especially not in my own house.
Your own house? [Laughs.]
I'm sorry.
I thought you were merely the caretaker.
Oh, speaking of which When you get a moment, I have some odd jobs I need taken care of.
As soon as you can.
Thank you.
[Chuckles.]
KT said she was cool.
You will not believe what just happened to me.
This thing takes so long to charge.
Do you want a butterfly-shaped sandwich? I wish you'd find a new hobby.
It's gonna have to be something I can do from a hospital bed.
What? Because that's where I'll be when you're finished with me.
Alfie, do you have something you need to tell me? I've got it.
I've got it.
Well, part of it anyway.
Amber, seriously, we need to talk now.
Okay, "when the Dark Son is born in the English sky".
"And children of children sleep the day by".
"Give the loop of fire to the sleeping man".
"And the Dark Son of Egypt will rise again".
Just checking that didn't make sense to anyone.
Don't look at me, I just find the secret hieroglyphic notes.
I don't interpret them.
So what now? I don't know.
[Phone beeps, gasps.]
Oh, there's all my missed calls.
Amber, it's the Fashion School.
They're offering you a place.
No, Alfie, if I had got a place, they would've phoned me.
They did phone you.
- I just didn't tell you.
- What? Amber, you can go to New York, and you can do what you love.
Or you can stay here with the people you love.
It's your choice.
He was really grilling me.
My parents will never forgive me if I get expelled.
Don't worry, Mara.
He was looking for his parcel.
What I don't understand is why you were doing Alfie's homework.
I thought you were gonna be strong with him.
It didn't exactly go to plan.
Mara.
Sorry.
I bet you aced it with Fabian as well.
Not exactly.
Sisterhood working well then.
You two should try to be a little bit more like Miss Denby.
It was so cool the way she spoke to Victor.
You know, if she can stand up to Victor, I can tell Fabian how I feel.
What have I got to lose? [Dissonant organ chord plays.]
Whew.
[Chuckles nervously.]
Eddie.
I think I found something.
That's a cupboard behind an organ with a door inside it.
Yeah, you get used to that kind of thing around here.
Wait.
I've seen this before.
That symbol, it's just like the key.
Try it.
[Door creaking loudly.]
It's just like in my vision.
[Door opens.]
- Denby's back.
- Oh, no, quick.
[Door slams.]
[Dramatic music.]
Hello? Somebody there? - Now what? - I said is somebody there? She heard us.
Okay, okay, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go.
I heard you.
I know there's someone here.
What is that? [Air hisses.]
Must be pipes or something.
[Air hissing.]
There's There's something in there.
[Both screaming.]
- Come on.
- I heard you.
I know there's someone here.
[Whispering.]
What is that? There's something in there.
What is Denby, some kind of Frankenstein? [Hisses.]
Ah! - Hello, is someone there? - Someone's coming.
Okay, okay go, go, go.
- No.
- In, in, in, in, in.
Ah! Just as long as you're safe.
[Telephone ringing.]
I'll be back to say good night.
[Air hissing.]
Wait, wait, wait.
I I've seen this In a vision.
Eddie, I can only handle one weird crisis at a time.
Okay, just We have to come back.
Come on, Eddie.
Amber look about Fashion School, I thought if you didn't know you got a place then you'd stop thinking about it, but I am so Sorry, and I totally deserve that milk you're about to throw at me.
See, I totally deserved that.
Look, I only did it because I don't want to lose you.
Oh, Alfie, I know you weren't trying to be mean.
It's just now that I know I've got a place, it's got me thinking about it, that's all.
[Sighs.]
When my grandpa said I had to stop some big evil, I just You didn't expect a zombie? Yeah.
Eddie, this is huge.
We have to go to the police.
What and say what? That we broke into our teacher's house and found some dude asleep? Don't tell me.
A candlelit burger for two? Oh, I didn't know you two hooked up.
No.
What no.
No, no, no.
We were over at the, um So where did you go? Was it romantic? Shall we try? No, no, we just ran into each other outside.
Yeah.
And you had a candlelit burger? That sounds so nice.
No, no.
- It's adorable.
- No, no.
No, we were we were talking about the - About missing home.
America, baseball.
- Yeah.
- Apple pie.
- Yeah, all that that good stuff uh Did you do something with your the whole this? No? No.
Okay, I'm gonna "When the Dark Son is born in the English sky "And children of children sleep the day by "Give the loop of fire to the sleeping man, and the Dark Son of Egypt will rise again".
It doesn't make any sense.
If I can't figure out the rest of the symbols, then we might as well just give up Patricia, we have a rule about knocking.
Fine, but you guys will not believe what I've just seen.
Both: Eddie and KT? Just a teensy bit obsessed.
So how are we getting on with the symbols in Victor's package? Um Have you worked out any more about Amber's bracelet yet? I'm trying, okay? But I'm clueless about the bracelet.
And those messages might be all I can work out from the symbols on this table.
Oh, Harriet.
Oh, and, uh, Victor.
Is everything all right? Only it's takeout night with my son.
I think, Eric, the ceremony is slightly more important than chicken chow mein! And you'd better have good news about that bracelet.
I have been investigating.
[Clears throat.]
Trudy must be lying.
She must have the package.
Only how to get her to admit it? Well, there may be one way.
I mean, it's no secret that Trudy has a bit of a soft spot for you.
Oh.
And given your natural charms, I'm sure you can think of some way to get to the truth.
And who knows? Maybe true love will blossom.
Patricia.
Patricia, wait.
Listen, there's nothing going on with Eddie, honestly.
I wouldn't do that to anyone, let alone my roommate.
[Sighs.]
- Any progress with the family tree? - Yeah, my grandfather went to Oxford Uni.
You? I get as far back as my grandpa, and then nothing.
It's like my family didn't exist.
I can help.
We can find something.
I don't know.
I think I'm gonna take a shower.
You okay? Sure.
Before you say anything, hush.
It's not like you to be pushing your food around.
You look a bit off-color.
I'm I'm fine.
It's just stress.
New term, new - Teachers.
- Mm hmm.
I mean, that Denby, what's her story? Where she came from, who she is I know exactly who she is.
She's an excellent teacher with superb references.
Yeah, yeah, but you know, do you know what she does outside school? - That's none of my business.
- Yeah, I know, but Or yours.
No, I mean it.
I've lost enough teachers to gossip without losing another one.
Okay, fine.
Just making conversation.
[Clears throat.]
Oh, hello, Victor.
- Are you all right? - Um [Clears throat.]
Um Uh, Trudy [Clears throat.]
You and I have Worked together for some Considerable [Clears throat.]
"Dear Trudy, will you have a drink with me tomorrow night?" "Yours, Victor".
Are you asking me out on a date? Not if you find it amusing.
Oh, Victor, oh, no.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I wasn't laughing.
It's just - I didn't know you cared.
- The point is, will you accept? Yes.
Yes.
I don't see why not.
Very well.
8:00 tomorrow evening, my office.
Try not to be late.
[Clears throat.]
It won't bother me if she was dating Eddie.
In fact, I hope they are, and they can annoy each other to death.
[Whispers.]
Eddie and KT.
Anyway, what's going on with you and you-know-who? Have you asked him out yet? Who's for hot chocolate? Look, I will.
I just need to find the right moment.
What? Sometime next century? You're not even supposed to be here.
You're scheduled for Fabian duty.
Okay, okay, I will.
Come on.
Okay, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie Okay.
"Eddie seems cool and funny".
"Alfie's way funnier".
"Joy's pretty awesome and" Okay, the award for most boring diary ever goes to [Knock at door.]
Just a second.
Just a second.
Ah! Patricia, can you please stop doing that? Look.
I found it in KT's drawer.
Remind you of anything? This symbol.
It's the same one that appears on the message in the bracelet.
But wouldn't that mean KT's working with Victor.
- So where's the key now, then? - I put it back.
She didn't even notice.
KT can't be working with Victor.
I thought we were going to be friends.
She only has one friend now.
Mm, Eddie.
The Osirian.
What if she's a mole? Different kind of mole, Amber.
- Well, maybe she just really likes him.
- Or maybe she's evil.
[Laughs evilly.]
Now, look.
This is serious.
I'll try and talk to Eddie.
Mmm.
Hey, KT, wait.
Ah, look.
Um Before we go to anyone, I say we find out more about the man in the tank.
Trust me.
But, Eddie, this is my mission.
You can't tell any of the others, not even Fabian.
Eddie.
Just the man.
Um Could I speak to you, please? Yeah.
Yeah.
What's up? It's probably nothing, but, uh Don't mention the Sibuna to KT.
Well yeah, as if.
And maybe quit talking about all The Osirian stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
- Cool.
- Cool.
Way too many secrets around here.
[All clamoring.]
Settle down, everyone.
I'm sure you'll all be glad to hear That this term I'm introducing a brand-new subject.
Business studies.
Business studies? You mean you're actually going to be teaching us how to make money? Indirectly, yes.
I love this woman.
And for our first business project, I want you all to think about snack foods.
Oh, I am so getting an "A".
You can work alone or in pairs.
Your task is to design and market a brand-new snack.
You'll find the task outlined in these handouts and on the link Which is on the board.
Would you pass these back? The ideas will be graded, but you'll also be judged By a global food manufacturer.
None other than Amber's dad, Mr.
Millington.
- Daddy's coming here? - He didn't tell you? Willow, does this look like a face that's been told anything? Besides how to moisturize? Either way, he'll be here at the end of the week.
And he's donating a brand-new laptop to whoever wins.
We have to do something about her.
What? Tell everyone she has a zombie for a boyfriend? Uh, and you, Eddie, I trust you'll be taking this project seriously.
Don't worry.
I'll be taking your classes very seriously from now on.
You do know we have to be subtle, right? Hey, subtle is my middle name.
I've got an idea.
How about a fruit and vegetable snack bar called "The Fregetable Bar"? [Laughs.]
Come on.
Like you could come up with anything better.
You're looking at the school's foremost entrepreneur.
Uh, yeah.
Sure.
Hey, hey.
I will prove I'm not as useless as you think.
However, whoever does the worst has to pay for our next date.
Guys, relationships aren't about competing.
They're about harmony and mutual Karma.
May the best woman win.
You two are weird.
Sure.
I've been thinking If I can't solve this, we'll have to give that bracelet back to Victor.
- You don't - No, he's desperate.
Whatever he wants it for, he might hurt someone.
Okay, okay.
You're taking a break.
- What? - No arguments.
Okay? Look, besides, I need a partner for this business project.
[Sighs.]
Please? [Sighs.]
- Okay.
- Yeah? - Okay.
- Yay! Okay.
You know, I'm glad we're spending more time together this year.
I missed it.
- Missed what? - You know, just us.
Hanging out together.
[Chuckles.]
I'm gonna stop talking now.
[Bird caws.]
[Lighter flicks.]
The things I do for eternal glory, Corbierre.
Hmm? Well The bracelet will soon be in my grasp [Soft music playing.]
And then I can forget all about this abhorrent evening.
[Knock at door.]
[Sighs.]
Ta-da.
Oh, it's nothing new.
I can't remember the last time I had it on.
Still fits, though.
Yay! Oh, and look at you.
All dressed up just for little old me.
I'm sorry? - I'm not late, am I? - No.
Oh! Oh, and doesn't this look lovely.
I hope you didn't go to too much trouble.
Ah, I'll just I'll just sit.
I'll just sit.
If you're doing a project with Joy, what about me? I can't do it on my own.
I'm useless with ideas.
Maybe you should do it with KT? Excuse me? If you're working with her, you can find out what she's doing with that key.
And it might help me break this.
Oh, fine.
Thank you.
You're sure Mara's okay with us teaming up? Like Miss Denby said, it's a business studies competition.
- Nobody gets ahead in business without - Oh, without business acumen! Buy low, sell high.
Actually, that's totally and utterly right.
Mm hmm.
That, and bend every rule that's out there.
Okay, but you should know that Mara is gonna bend and snap you if she finds out.
Alfie Do you want to be my Creative Director or not? - I'm a Creative Director? - Yes, you are.
Now, come on, we need to workshop, spitball, give me some snack ideas.
- Go, go, go.
- Um - Ooh, meat flavored lollipops.
- Nice.
Uh, ooh.
A stick-on flavored mustache that you can lick.
Nice, like it.
Like it.
Glow-in-the-dark chocolate and exploding fruit and musical sausages.
Alfie - What's a what's a musical sausage? - I don't know.
Get snacks.
It's going to be a long night.
Snacks.
Great idea.
Good.
Perfect.
[Sighs.]
[Clears throat.]
Oh, Victor, I'm sorry.
Some cheese? Um, actually, it doesn't really agree with me.
Oh, but, I suppose I could have a little bit.
But if my ears swell up like balloons, you'll just have to tell me.
Trudy, Victor's office.
I think they're on a date.
Victor on a date? [Laughs.]
- I don't think so.
- So what's he doing? [Dramatic music.]
You know, um I underestimated you, Trudy.
Really? Why's that? Come, come.
Let us not play games.
I think We both know That a few days ago, you found something Something of importance and value.
The parcel, Trudy.
That parcel.
Victor, I thought you invited me here because you like me.
So let's not talk about some stupid parcel.
It is not stup Do you have it? Do you have it? Victor I don't know what's got into you.
I think I'm going to leave now.
No one is going anywhere.