Jersey Shore s03e05 Episode Script

- I'm sorry.
I'll be all right.
- Jenni's a very strong person and when I see jenni crying and breaking down, it breaks my heart and it makes me want to find tom and chop his nuts off.
- I don't know how you can top that one.
I think this is legit the worst breakup ever.
- Mm-hmm.
- Who does that? Like, I'm not even that spiteful.
I don't care about this house.
I can't wait to get rid of it.
My home's [Bleep.]
In Jersey in my little bed.
- Your little nook.
- Yeah, next to the bathroom.
- Mm-hmm.
- Who the [Bleep.]
Is that? - Who's knocking at the door? - Hello.
- Hey, ryder.
- Hi.
- What's up? - How are you? - Good.
Nicole's somewhere with jenni.
I don't know when she's gonna be back.
- Really? - Did she know you were coming? - Mm-hmm.
- Ryder's here and it's a little weird, because, you know, I do have a little bit of a past with ryder.
- You had sex with my best friend.
- Who? - Ryder.
- What do you mean? - I saw your [Bleep.]
Ass, ! - And Nicole's not around.
- Did you meet the new girl? - Hi, I'm deena.
- Hi, how are you? - I've heard everything about you.
- Nicole gave me strict instructions.
"Do not have sex with my best friend.
" So I really don't know what to do at this point.
So what's new, ryder? - Just turned 22.
- Really? When? - On Thursday.
- Happy Birthday.
- Thank you.
- Bet you and Nicole will be celebrating.
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, you can hang out with me.
- She's a blast in a glass.
- Yeah.
- I've been, like, changing my locks on a beautiful day.
- Tom has keys to the house - Thank you.
- So me and jenni decide to get her a newKnob.
- Pretty sure we're gonna need instructions on this.
Me and Nicole are trying to put on these locks.
"For top latch, rotate front of latch "180 degrees.
For bottom latch, grasp spring-" what does that mean? - I don't know.
- And it's just not working.
Do we have to shave down the door? - What do you mean? - Then I notice that they're not fitting in the door.
- No, this is supposed to be there.
- No.
You sure? - Yeah, look.
They match.
- We're mixing up the old locks with the new locks.
- Know any juiceheads around here that can help us? - You want to call someone? We're, like, doing things backwards.
- That's it? - We was supposed to open it first.
- Are we stuck? - We just don't know what the hell we're doing with these locks.
We're locked in the house.
- It's so annoying that they're not here.
- But I'm glad I have you here, because I would have been going to the gym.
We're waiting for Nicole to get here so we can play.
Ryder, are you ready to play? - Yeah.
- Yes.
- Fitted.
- Let's do happy hour.
We'll do a bar crawl and it'll be a good time.
- Margaritas! - ? margaritas ? margaritas.
- Rar! - What do you want to take a shot of? - We're gonna do a shot and this? - For your birthday.
- Happy Birthday.
- It's her birthday.
- Thank you.
- Happy Birthday! - Oh, dear.
- Oh, man.
- Am I gonna puke? - No.
- I'm gonna puke, I bet.
Oh, my God.
Am I gonna puke? - Such a good time.
- Oh, my God.
I'm gonna throw up on everyone.
- Why? You don't like spinning? - No.
- ? to drink a little more than I should ? - don't peer pressure her.
- Yay! - ? I tell myself I'm staying in ? but then I hear something good - cheers to happy hour.
- Whoo! - I love happy hour.
- The happiest hour ever.
- ? I hear the melody ? I feel the beat and the bass line yeah - I'm like the substitute Nicole right now.
Am I doing good at least? - Mm-hmm.
- I love that sound.
- ? oh oh oh oh oh oh ? - okay.
- Got that out of the way.
Me and jenni finally figure out how to put a new knob on the door and it's really good, because ryder's probably flipping out that I'm not home.
It's her birthday and she's probably like, "what the?" - Want to get collars on? - ? she's packing everything she owns ? into a suitcase she spent her whole damn life - bye! - This house that I've lived in and worked hard for is just a piece of property to me at this point.
My home right now is seaside, um, where my family and friends are.
Ahh! We're going home.
- Do you and ryder want to sleep in my bed? - What have I done, man? - Dude, you haven't done anything.
- I haven't done- - I love you, babe.
- Are you friends with her? - I tried to talk before.
I'm talking to you now!¨ are you friends with her or no?! Happy belated always golden still the greatest - yo, look at ryder.
She looking dope tonight.
- I'm 22! - Happy Birthday.
Where's, um, snooks? Is she coming? - I don't know.
You tell me.
- If you need somewhere to sleep tonight, we have- - We have plenty of room in our room.
- We're roommates.
- Yeah, no.
There's plenty of room.
- This house itoo quiet.
- We got to put their leashes on real quick, 'cause I don't want them to, like, run.
- Which one do you want? - You want to grab Noel, since you bonded? - Let me take her.
Hello.
- Yay! Finally.
- We have fuzzy friends.
- Hello.
- I'm so sorry.
- I'm so sorry.
I missed you so much.
- That's a fireball.
Yo, this looks like snooki.
- Snooki and ryder.
Look at snooki and ryder.
- Hey! - That's what I'ma call 'em from now on, snooki and ryder.
- What happened? - Go get ready.
We're gonna leave at 11:00.
- Do you feel better now? - Yeah.
- Good.
- Come on.
Sorry.
Just temporarily.
- Oh, yeah.
Can't wait to sleep with that.
You see me putting a shirt on.
You know it's t-shirt time.
- All right, let's go.
- ? and I can feel a fa-fascination ? it sits above your fa-fascination yeah I can see your fa-fascination - I hate you.
I haven't seen Roger in three or four days and he just looks so good right now.
I just can't get over it.
- ? fa-fascination ? you're such a ball, go fa-fascination let it be your fa-fascination - we're at the club.
I'm enjoying myself.
And I see Ron talking to a girl at the bar.
- Sam thought I was, like, hitting on the girl.
And I was like, "what the?" You know, like, stop drinking.
Damn.
- There are a lot of cute girls at karma tonight and, you know, one girl named Gina kind of stands out to me.
Beautiful Italian girl.
So I decided to talk to her.
- What's up, man? Vinny.
- How are you? - I love cuddling.
That's my favorite.
Oh, is it? How you doing? Vinny.
Nice to meet you.
Good.
It's kind of frustrating when a girl has, like, a protective Uncle or a protective older brother or a father.
In a way, you got to respect the protection, but at the same time, it is a [Bleep.]
Block.
I think we're getting out of here soon.
You want to come? - Where? To the house? Yeah.
- Really? - ? I want to see some action ? q7 I need satisfaction meet me by the light - ? so tonight's a full house.
We got Roger.
- Why is the fridge open? - We got ryder.
Mike and pauly are bringing home some random girls and I got my girl Gina coming home.
Bro, I haven't had pizza since I've been here.
I haven't had pizza in three weeks.
- It's not my problem.
- You ready to go do it? - I didn't touch anybody like that.
- I [Bleep.]
Saw it, you idiot.
- What? Who? On who? - You.
- On who? Who did I touch like that? - You tell me, bro.
You [.]
Did it.
Good night.
You d it, not me.
See? You don't [.]
Love me.
You never loved me.
You never loved me.
You hate me.
- Right now, yes, I do.
- You always hate me.
- No.
You know what? That's your own imagination.
You're gonna realize someday sadly.
You know what you just did? The last person you had in this house - Are you gone? 'Cause I'm gonna go home.
- You know what, I'm [Bleep.]
Gone.
So get the [Bleep.]
Out.
I'm gone.
Get the [.]
Out.
Is that what you want to hear? Good-bye.
Pack your And get the [Bleep.]
Out.
- What's all that noise about? - Are they fighting in there? Yeah, buddy! - When there's some grenade surprise at the house - We got the grenade whistle.
- We got the grenade whistle.
- I took your [.]
, put it over there.
Pack it and - oh, my God.
- Yep.
- That's not funny.
- Who are you? - I've come here to get my niece.
- What? - Hi.
- That's my niece right there.
- The last person you have in this house - Are you gone? 'Cause I'm gonna go home.
- Good-bye.
Pack your And get the [.]
Out.
- I will.
Thanks.
- I feel like I'm at a pizza party.
I need, like, ninja turtle plates.
This is Sam.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Where's Ron? - Who gives a? - Oh, my God.
I'm not getting into that one.
- what have I done in Jersey, bro? What have I done to her in Jersey? Nothing, bro.
Right? Nothing.
She wants to act like this? For that girl, right? Bend over [.]
Backwards.
- I brought you something.
- Don't.
Don't [.]
Bring me anything.
I don't get an apology.
"I'm sorry.
" Not a hug or nothing.
I get a piece of pizza.
Not a [.]
Protein shake.
You bring me pizza of all things.
Really? No.
It's on a different level right now.
Don't bring me [.]
Anything.
- What does that mean? - What I'm saying is I took your [.]
, put it over there.
Pack it and - oh, my God.
- Yep.
Think it's funny.
I'm on a different level.
- That's not funny.
- I'm on a different level as you right now.
- What did you say? - I've done nothing but take care of you.
- What did I do? - What did I do for you to throw my [.]
Around? - He's upstairs giggling, throwing [.]
Everywhere.
Giggling.
- And he's giggling? - As he's throwing.
- Aww.
If he's giggling, game over.
- Yep.
You ow, come on, man.
This is just a little ridiculous right now.
If you're in a relationship and fighting that much, is it that fun? - I hope you have a [.]
Book for the apology you have to Write me in the morning.
Cry all you [.]
Want.
Your tears don't mean [.]
To me.
- You all right? - Just so you know.
- To put on? All right.
Come on.
- What about me? - Your name's skip.
- Excuse me? - Your name is skip tonight.
- My name is not skip.
- Yo, Mike, I got to sound the horn, bro.
- Yo, hurry that chick out of here.
- Can I sound it? - Only if you get her out.
- Hold on.
I'll be right back.
- Can someone explain what the horn is? - You'll see.
- Tonight, there's a grenade running around the house - I just want something that's not what I have on.
- So I got the grenade horn Where is it? In the house that lets seaside know when grenades are present at the Jersey shore house.
When there's some grenades or some beasts present at the house, we got the grenade whistle.
- Wait, excuse me, mister.
- I'll give you pants.
Hold on one second.
- I'm right here.
- What's up? - I need something to do.
- Well, go-what do you- what do you mean you need something to do? - Pauly d.
- He's outside! I need something to put on.
- That's your mans, girl.
- He is not following me.
I got to pee.
- Shh.
- The grenade whistle! Grenade whistle! - Yo, pauly d.
- Yo? - Your girl's rummaging through your clothes, dog.
- Not my clothes.
Good thing I'm trained in the art of dodging a grenade, so that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
I'ma dodge this grenade.
- Come on, pauly.
- Where we going? - Come on, this way.
This way.
Long way.
Who are you? - Who am I? Who are you? - Roger! - What the hell? - Hi.
- That's my niece right there.
- I heard a story about you today.
- You know what Mike said they said at the barbershop? - What? That I like to.
- Are you kidding? - Are you friends with her or not? - Stop.
- Look at me.
Stop! Talk to me! - Hello? - You need to pick me up right now.
I need to go home.
- Who are you? - I've come here to get my niece.
- What the - that's my niece right there.
- Uncle Joe, I totally good.
- Making sure she's okay.
This is my sister's beautiful daughter and I need to pick her up.
- All right.
- You have to leave? - I guess so.
- What the hell? You're gonna come into my house and try to take her away? What is this? Romeo and Juliet? The capulets and the [.]
Whatever? No.
- She coming out or what? - All right.
- J? - I won't do that over there.
As beautiful as I think she is, knowing that she has a swarm of guys surrounding her doesn't make me want to call her again.
- Okay.
You out? - Mm-hmm.
- Okay, bye, sweetie.
- Bye.
- You sure you want to leave? - I just want to know why he left.
- That's what I'm saying.
You need to salvage that.
Salvage that and give it in with your girl.
- No, she can get it in with you.
- No, no, we all could do we all can have fun or whatever.
All right.
- I'll pick her up in the morning.
You have fun.
- All right.
I'll have fun with her.
Sayonara.
She was a hating friend, yo.
- Yeah.
He was right.
- Look at me.
You don't deserve to be punished.
You didn't do anything wrong.
Ron, I understand.
Listen.
We all understand.
Though the other day, you put me in the corner Position and she begged and begged and begged and begged for us to tell her the truth, so we told her the truth.
But we told her the truth for her to leave.
I never knew in a million years I'd ever get in a fight with her.
'Cause the moment you walked in that door last year and you'll take that.
You don't deserve this anymore.
- I learned my lesson.
If you love someone, care about someone - ? if there were a way ? I would even the score - oh, God.
- Boy, I've been through that mind game.
- Seriously, bro, like, I have I done anything? - Dude, you haven't done anything.
- I haven't done.
- I love you, bro.
- I'm sorry, like, for everything.
- And I'm sorry.
- ? all the trying's been no use ? - yo, light those candles for ryder and sing the birthday cake.
- Want to do it? - Yeah.
You guys want to come to ryder's birthday? It's upstairs, five minutes.
- All right.
This is clean.
This is the guest room.
- Wait.
What are we doing for ryder's birthday? - Gonna bring her a cake.
- Yay! Cake! - What? What? Where is Ron? Jenni? Ron is? , I'm out of here.
- You did nothing wrong.
- Ron.
What are you doing? - Talking.
- About what? - Everything.
- I'm going in.
- About what? - Everything.
- Are you friends with her? Let me know now.
Are you friends with her? Are you? Are you friends with her? - If that's what you want to take it as.
- Look at me.
Talk to me.
You're [Bleep.]
Playing me out right now and that's not cool.
- You played me out tonight, Sam.
- Are you friends with her? Yes or no? - Hey, we're going to ryder's birthday.
- I don't give a.
Are you, Ron? - You played me out.
- Let me know! Let me know right now! - I tried to talk before.
- No! I'm talking to you now! Are you [.]
Friends with her or no? - Friends with who? - Me.
- Are you friends with her or no? - You? - Whatever you want.
- If he's friends with her, I'm out.
I'm t of here.
Out of here.
Playing me like that.
- The lights went out.
With this Jersey shore breeze.
- Look at me.
This is it.
Lowk at me.
Are you friends with her or not? - Don't touch me.
- Then talk to me.
'Cause I'm done with this.
- I don't want to talk to you.
I don't want to talk to you.
- Are you fri- look at me.
Are you friends with her or not? - Stop.
- Look at me.
Stop! Talk to me! - I don't want to talk anymore.
- Sam is about to [.]
Whoop ass.
- I'm going home.
Are you friends with her? - I don't want to talk.
- Are you friends with her or not? - I don't want to talk to you.
- Why is she hating on me being friends with him? - This is my last time trying.
Are you friends with her? Oh, my God.
I need somebody to pick me up.
- Ryder! - Happy Birthday! - Ryder! - Ryder! - Happy Birthday! - Blow 'em out.
Blow 'em out.
- Ahh! - You're all right, kid.
Chill.
You're all right.
- ? is it I love ? or is the painting changed - are you friends with her or not? - I don't want to talk to you.
- This is my last time I'm trying.
Are you friends with her? Oh, my God.
I need somebody to pick me up.
- Hello? - Hi, you need to pick me up right now.
I need to go home.
- Oh, honey, what happened? - I need to go home.
I'm done with this.
I'm going home.
- Okay, honey, I'm coming.
What happened? - Okay, come right now, okay? - Yo, we're gonna have to have a family meeting.
Sam just hit- Sam just hit him.
- She literally just snuffed me in my face.
Like, just cracked me in my jaw.
- And she's upstairs.
Like, the chick's upstairs.
- The last person she had in this house, she just pushed away.
- All right.
All right.
Give me a hug.
I got your back.
You know I do, all right? - Sam, seriously, dude.
Look at you.
- This is- this is God telling me to go.
- No.
This is not God.
God isn't your ego.
- He's friends with jenni.
- Who cares? - I do, vin! - Sammi's ego is like a brick wall.
There's no getting through to Sammi when she's being stubborn.
You're acting like Angelina.
- Look at me.
I punched a kid in the [.]
Face.
- You're like Angelina right now.
- Because he's a.
I can't live here anymore.
I can't do it.
I'm leaving.
My mom's on her way and that's it.
I'm out.
- Don't-you can't you can't leave, Sam.
You still have friends in this house.
- I can't stay here.
- You still have friends in this house.
- After everything I've been through, I personally can't be friends with that girl jenni.
He talked so much And everything - don't be friends.
- Sam, I love you! - And he goes and be friends with her? Get the [.]
Out of here! That's the fakest That I've ever met in my entire life that's fake.
- I don't know why they're gonna make her stay, because you know what? If she stays, I'm just gonna make her life miserable.
She got no [.]
Idea.
I had sympathy for her in Miami.
- I want to go.
- I know you want to go.
- I don't want to be here.
- I know you want to go.
- How can I enjoy my life living with an ex-boyfriend who you still care about? Tell me.
- Okay.
'Cause you need sucky things in life to make you stronger.
And you need us.
We're gonna tie you down to the bed.
I'm sorry.
- It's ruined.
I'm miserable here.
- Sam, good.
Be miserable, but you're gonna do it.
- I can't.
- Yes, you can.
- You know what, Sam? I think you're making a big mistake and - she's not making a mistake.
She's not doing it.
- I need to go.
This isn't for me anymore.
I didn't want to hear what anybody had to say.
Like, I want to go.
And all those people over there were, like, saying some nice, consoling things.
Even though I just punched one of their roommates in the face, they were up there trying to help me out and I didn't want to hear it.
I get it, but, like, at this point, it's not worth it.
- You're really gonna leave? You're really gonna leave, Sam? - ? she thinks ? she knows everything all about love - Shh.
- I want to play with the dog.
- She hates you.
- I'll teach him how to pimp.
- It's a girl.
- It's a girl.
- My bad.
Want a meatball? - God, Bella, shut up.
I need her to shut the other one up, so I can get it in.
I know she does, but I need - wait.
You're trying to do sex? - Shh! - Can I have the dog in my bed? - No, 'cause then the other one barks.
Originally, I thought Roger could maybe be, like, a rebound for tom and I never thought in a million years that I'd actually sleep with him this quick.
But I'm really developing feelings for the kid.
Like, he's everything I want in a guy.
So why not? - ? what goes on in the Jersey shore house ? what goes on It's 7:00.
I'm going home.
- Where's your mom at? - She'll be on her way.
- This is definitely the longest night here at the Jersey shore house in a very long time.
- How am I gonna spoon my best friend? - Do you and ryder want to sleep in my bed? - Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
- She wants to leave.
You know that, right? - Yeah.
- 'Cause without you, she has nobody.
- Shh.
Here she comes.
- I'm sorry I punched you in the face.
Truly sorry.
Um, I feel extremely hurt That you're friends with jenni after everything.
And I punched you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't like jenni, and I'm hurt that you would befriend her.
No? You don't have to accept my apology this time.
But before I leave here, you need to know how I feel.
This is my final good-bye to you, so, um You can say whatever you want.
Really? Okay.
- What do I do, bro? - Let her go, bro.
Right now, you need to do what's best for Ronnie.
Everything else will fall in place, dawg.
You know what I mean? You're a big man.
You'll be all right.
- It's hard though, bro.
- I'm sorry.
Will you go inside with me, please? For the last time? Can I hug you good-bye? No? Can I? - I feel like I owe Ron an extreme apology.
Punching Ron in the face, getting upset that he was talking to jenni that was a bad thing.
What am I doing? I'm wasting time hating somebody when it's not worth it.
It's not worth-like, look what I'm doing to myself.
It's not about the relationship.
It's about jenni that made me punch Ron in the face.
Nothing to do with me and Ron or the fight.
It was the whole jenni thing.
And it's disgusting that I took it to that level.
I'm gonna take it day by day and work on the relationship with Ron, my boyfriend.
But also with everybody in this house, including jenni.
- Hello? - Hello.
I call my mom.
I tell her that everything's fine, and I'm staying in seaside.
- It was a bad day, huh? - Yeah.
I punched him in the face.
Mom, I punched him in the face.
- Ron? - Yep.
- Are you broken up with him? - Well, I punched him in the face, so that's kinda like not okay.
- Well, you can't go any lower-that's it.
Time to pick your- - Pick up your life, huh? - That's it, pick it up and move up now, and get yourself happy.
You've gotta start doing fun things and being happy.
- I know.
You're right.
- I love you.
- Love you too.
- Bye.
- Oh, bye.
Love you.
- Unh! - Thanks for coming.
- Here, sweetie.
- Look at that spread right there! - All right, uh Thankful for everybody sitting down today.
And thanks that Sam decided to stay.
- Thank you.
Thank you guys for being there.
It turns out you guys are really cool, and good people.
And I'm happy I'm here.
- Salud! - I think Sammi's maturing, and she's realizing that she's been wrong.
And she's finally looking outside the box, instead of being stubborn and hardheaded.
- It's date night, right? So it's, like, this date night, and jenni's going out with her boy Roger.
And deena's going out with the Ronnie look-alike, Dean.
- I don't even think it looks like Ronnie.
- No, when he was dancing, he was, like - Eww! - Like Ronnie does.
- He probably studies Ronnie's every move.
And then he's, like, "I want to be Ron.
" - Ooh, stop it.
- This is great.
- I'd like to say here's to you two bailing me and Dean out of jail tonight.
- To doing something dumb.
- Why? What do you mean? - We'll figure it out what it happens.
- That wasn't a good "cheers.
" - It's only our second date.
I think tonight we should just keep it classy.
We'll go on rides, everything.
- Listen, just throw that first line out the window right now.
Keep it classy? You serious? - Vinny! - What do you want to do? - I'll do whatever.
I just don't want to stay here.
- I want to hang out with Nicole so she's not left out.
And instead of going to dinner, we decided to do something a little more exciting.
Oh, these are dope! - How much is the stripper pole? - $230.
- I'll get it.
- Nicole has this idea to buy a stripper pole for the house, and I want the Stripper pole.
- It doesn't come up "stripper pole" on my credit card, right? My dad will be, like, what the? - This house needs a stripper pole.
- Cool.
It's like Christmas.
- It is like Christmas.
- Is it tall enough? - OhNow what? What about right there in that doorway? - Oh- - Oh, this might work.
- Putting it in the middle of the kitchen? Try and swing on it.
- It works.
- You gotta screw it into the ground though.
- Oh, yeah, this is gonna- yeah.
- We gotta screw it to the ground.
Yeah, buddy.
That's the first thing I said when I walked through the door in this house I was, like, "all I need is a stripper pole.
" Honestly, bro, it doesn't get any better than this.
Unless we had a stripper pole, like, right in the middle of the room.
And now I have it.
So we're good.
- Yo, that's the same one I got in my room.
- Yeah! - Oh, pauly - It's not that sturdy.
Like, no fat girls can go on it.
But it would be pretty funny.
- I'm going to get a haircut.
- Barber shop.
Barber shop.
- You ready for your haircut, little man? - Yeah, buddy it's too quiet in here.
- We're cutting the top, right? - Yeah, a little trim.
- Yo, p, when Ronnie's stunt double comes in, does he ask for the same cut as my dude? - Yeah.
- You know what's funny? He said she wanted to [Bleep.]
His ass, and he wasn't about it.
You didn't hear that? - One of the barbers says that Dean, deena's man, announced that deena likes to You know - So she wanted to, or he wanted her? - No, she wanted to.
- Oh, she wanted to.
- Deena I can't even say it.
- Yo, did he ask her why she did that? - 'Cause he said it was cleaned out in the jacuzzi.
- Okay.
- If anything, it makes it worse.
- I don't think I'd share a drink with deena, or a cigarette with deena, or qnything that has to do with touching deena's lips in the near future.
- Damn, that's a good story right there.
I heard a story about you today.
- Was it good or bad? - It's in the middle.
It was, like, a barber shop dude story.
- Something about, like, sex or something? - Something around those lines.
- I heard a story about you today.
You want to walk on the treadmill with me? - And you'll tell me? - I'll tell you.
I really couldn't control myself.
This type of juicy information needs to be, you know, brought out immediately.
- I have not hooked up with anyone around here.
- Well, who did you hook up with? - That kid Dean.
- Okay, so I guess it has maybe it's something about that.
It's just something that you like.
- That I like? - Yeah.
Everybody has preferences.
You happen to like this particular preference.
- I know-I think I know what you're talking about because it's coming back to me.
- Yes, it definitely is coming back to you.
When you were drunk, you- - And if that's the case, then I think I do like to do that.
- Oh, so that's real good.
Well, listen, if you like to do that, good for you.
- Wait.
I don't know what we're talking about.
- Um, let's just say you like to, um You don't like to, you know, [Bleep.]
, but you like to.
- Well, that's not true 'cause it's not true.
I would never in my life.
Let's be real.
Was I being talked about at the barber shop? - Mm-hmm.
Yeah, and they said that He wanted you to [Bleep.]
His thing, but you said no, you will.
- No, that never happened.
I would never, ever.
I want to go home and call that kid.
My teeth and my mouth is too precious to me to go down that way.
You know what Mike said they said at the barber shop? - What? - That I like to - What? - That's not funny, 'cause that's not true.
I never would do that in my life.
- Are you kidding? - Honestly, I'm gonna frikkin' rip him a new.
I hope I see that Guy tonight.
- Yeah, down here! - So at karma, I see Dean, and I basically tell him to go [.]
Himself.
Like, get away from me I don't want to talk to you, it's done.
It makes me feel fantastic to make him look like a douche bag at the club.
You make me look like a douche bag at that barber shop? Here you go, baby.
This is on you.
Karma's a bitch, literally.
You're an amazing piece of.
- so we're at karma, and we're just having a good time.
So basically I'm, like, I'm gonna go over to Ron and Sam and, you know, see where it goes.
Never in a million years would I ever think I'd be the one to make the first move to talk to Sammi, but my mood has changed lately, and I'm just happy.
So I could care less about small.
- I just feel a lot better that I'm here talking to jenni and kind of just, like kind of being mature about everything, and putting it behind us.
- The drama between me, Sam, and Ron has gone on way too long, and now I feel like the house, as a whole, will have a better vibe.
- I was mad at jenni for a lot of wrong reasons.
And being able to move forward makes me feel happy.
But when it comes to Ron, let's take this day by day, see what happens.