Mount Pleasant (2011) s03e05 Episode Script

Remember that stash? From Kim? I sold it to a dealer in Liverpool.
You could make some serious money.
I might not want to.
You wouldn't be here if you didn't.
You can pack in all that modelling now I'm here.
You can move in.
But you're on a prohibition period, so if you're going to keep going on about my modelling, you can keep up the rent on your bedsit too.
Are you gonna be all right? I'll be fine.
Why don't we go somewhere else? Come on! Er I dunno Oh, come on, Dan.
One for the road.
Technically we are celebrating.
Celebrating what? A night off.
Are you hungry? What's the matter? Card statement.
It's interesting, that's all What do you mean? Mackenzie's.
Friday night.
You booked a room.
Oh! Oh, that! Yeah.
That.
What? What are you being like this for? There's no reason to be like this.
It's nothing sinister, for God's sake.
You didn't tell me you stayed at a hotel.
That's because I didn't, you idiot! I booked a room under a spa package.
Full facial, back massage, pedicure, and a night's stay for £99.
Much cheaper than up the road without the night's stay.
I just went for the treatment.
You can ask Ella, I was back here by Shut up.
What? You're lying to me.
No, I'm not.
There's a 70-quid bar bill.
So you got pissed during or after the facial? They must've made a mistake.
They haven't made a mistake.
I checked.
They e-mailed me the bill.
A bottle of champagne.
Four vodkas.
Who were you with? No-one.
Don't fuck me about, Tanya.
I can go down there now and ask them to show me the CCTV.
Who were you with? You can't do that WHO WERE YOU WITH? Just Dan.
So eggs, bacon, side order of toast, beans, mushrooms, hash browns.
What are we saying? Are we saying that's a goer? Thought that might get your attention.
Yeah.
Great.
Can't you just tell him not to sing until after midday? Oh, don't be such a grouch.
He's not here long.
A little less volume, then? Dan? What? Are you OK? Why wouldn't I be? Oh, I dunno.
Lovely wife, nice day, promise of a fry up, Sunday papers, no work.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't want to wake up with a smile on your face, can you? Sorry But you just told me you booked a spa day That's because I knew you'd be cross if you found out I'd been there for a drink with Dan.
Why were you with him in the first place? It was nothing heavy.
We were just chatting Yeah.
Bet he loved that, didn't he? Bradley It was nothing.
I took things a bit too far, that's all.
I'm sorry.
How far? Not that far.
How far? My God! Where this time? Vogue, surely? Photoshoot for Carlton Carpets in Leeds.
What do you think? Wow! You used to say, "Knockout," when I walked in the room.
Well, you do look knockout.
You also look "wow", that's all.
And a Fergus "wow" means you can safely say that you've completely blown me away.
Aww, thank you.
Ooh, you're messing up me lippy.
Tonight, then? Just you, me, music, candles I'll make us a curry if you like.
Will you calm down? We can't let Josh see us like this He won't mind seeing his mummy and daddy have a cuddle.
It's natural.
That is more than a cuddle in that pouch of yours, frisky-wisky Pouch? It's what me mum used to say.
"Put it back in your pouch, Uncle George.
" He wasn't even our uncle.
He just lived next door.
Right old perv.
Thanks a lot! I don't mean you're old.
Or a perv? I'm late! Bye, Joshy! Have a good day! No, please don't go round there, Bradley, please! Please, I was lonely.
You always think it's OK just to clear off So you go and try it on with the neighbour? I didn't try it on with the neighbour.
Please, you have to believe me.
I don't want things to be awkward Awkward? Are you for fucking real? I thought we came here for a fresh start.
We did! So why did you have to go and mess it all up? I haven't messed anything up.
Please just hear me out You're original - picking on the desperate bloke next door.
He isn't desperate So now you're defending him? I didn't want you to go.
I hate it when you go.
It's very hard for me being here on my own That's right.
Twist it round, make it all my fault.
I didn't mean it like that! Please don't go round there! Please, there's no point Go round there? To him? Do you really think with my previous I'd risk getting sent down again? And leave you here to get even more lonely? Is that what you think I'll do? Bradley, nothing happened.
It could've done but it didn't.
Don't think I won't get to the bottom of this.
Hi, honey.
All right, love? Why are you arguing? We're not arguing Do I look like I'm still five? Me and your dad were just talking.
Talk, then.
I'm not stopping you.
Bradley? Where are you going, Dad? For a shower.
OK? Hey, sexy lady! Gangnam style.
What d'you reck? All the rage in Puerto Cantolino.
I'm sure they are.
Oh, they're lovely, Dad.
There's a little gang of us all go out together.
We do fruit juice, a 2km run, then more fruit juice, Then he makes us an omelette with Bloody Marys for lunch.
Hey Living the dream, kid.
Living the dream.
Gangnam style! Don't be mad at me but I'm not actually very hungry.
You're not well, are you? I'm fine.
Well, something's up.
Hiya.
Hiya! Hey, buenas noches, amigos! Wingman.
You're looking well, my friend What do you two want? Ooh, morning to you an' all Well, you must want something.
Dan! What is the matter with you? It's Sunday morning.
My parents are awake, let alone here, you're cooking, and your dad's going for a run.
There is nothing wrong with me.
I think you'll find it's everyone else that's lost the plot.
Is this it, Barry? Yes, love.
What do you want with that? It's just the last of the old stuff from the house clear-out.
That antiques fair thingy's on at the Dog and Dart.
Sue said we might as well try and flog a couple of the plates.
Put the money towards the stag do.
You are still staying on for the stag do, aren't you, Baz? Hold me back, pal.
Couple of strippers and a casino.
We'll have a blast.
Right.
Keep in touch, kids.
Let me know how you get on.
What you reckon? A fiver a plate? For that load of tat? Hey! That's my family history in there.
You won't get a fiver a plate for this junk.
We might get a couple of quid, though.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Come on, we need to get a move on.
Any chance of a lift, son? Hiya, love! Get in the van, Mum.
Dan? I'm busy, Tanya.
I just wanted a quick word.
It was a mistake.
We just need to forget about it.
But it's Bradley Stay away from me.
Stay away from my life.
Leave us alone.
Hiya.
Greg, are you all right? Yeah.
Bollocks, I must've nodded off.
Gerry's not even here yet.
I know.
And he's not likely to get there either, now.
Why? What's happened? My dad's just called.
Gerry's been shot.
Jesus Christ, mate, what's happened? Nothing I shouldn't have predicted.
Are you OK? I will be when these coppers have gone.
Oh, shit.
It's all right.
They're not on my back.
They think I got caught in some sort of crossfire.
Nothing I can't handle.
Do you need me to do anything? Have you got the gear? Of course.
Right.
You need to hide it.
Where? Not at yours.
What? Look, I'm just trying to be cautious.
An old rival of mine's got his eye on us, apparently.
Christ, really? Just hide it.
I'll call you in a day or so.
Are you Denise? Yeah.
Hi, I'm Frankie.
Hi, Frankie.
I was hoping I was gonna find you.
Shall we get a move on? Are you all right? I'm fine.
Fine.
What's happened? It's just Gerry, isn't it? He's been stepping on someone else's patch.
He knew he was doing it, and he knew what the consequences would be.
Is he OK? Yeah, he's gonna be all right.
He's just confined and surrounded by coppers.
They think he's the victim.
Well, that's good, then, isn't it? I shouldn't have got in so deep with this, should I? I shouldn't have introduced you to Gerry, more like.
Hey, you don't have to take the blame.
We were only trying to make a few quid.
Mm.
What's in there? The stuff I never passed Gerry.
I need to hide it.
Where? Not here, obviously.
How long for? Just a few days.
How about at mine? I don't want you involved.
It's too risky.
It's fine.
I'll sort it.
I just need time to think.
It's definitely original.
Worth a few quid, then? See the stamp? What's that, then? Dishwasher safe? No, that means this is very exciting.
Ooh, exciting is good.
Yeah.
The Tate family were master potters in the mid-1920s.
Definitely worth a few quid, then? There's a very interesting story attached to this family Can we cut to the important bit about how much the bugger's worth? Stop being so crass.
So this family.
Were they worth a few quid or what? Apparently the daughter fell in love with the son from a rival family, there was a big fall out, she was banned from seeing him, so she threw herself in the River Mersey.
Who's she on about? The daughter.
From the Tate family.
Who made the plate.
So bloody what? Her ghost is still hanging around the family estate in Nantwich.
She's dripping wet in the attic by all accounts.
I've heard enough.
I'm getting a drink.
Hang on a sec, there's Trevor.
Who's Trevor? Trevor's an expert.
He'll know more about this.
Trevor! What can I get you, cock? Lost your wallet, Charlie? Oh, no, no, no.
This is the wedding fund.
Little loan.
That's all.
I'll stick it back when I win the lottery.
Won't Pauline go mad? I'll go mad, though, if I don't get a pint.
It's a rational transaction.
They said, "Town.
" Why are we going this way? Town? Manchester.
Not Manchester.
It's Mount Pleasant today.
Are you sure? I'm positive.
Oh, no.
Why? I live there.
I just don't want people I know seeing me whilst I work.
Has that got anything to do with the fact you've been telling people you're doing magazine covers and not promo work? That obvious? No need to stress.
No-one'll recognise you when you've got this on, anyway.
She'd better not drop it.
If she drops it, I'll drop her.
By the look on her face, I reckon we're going to Vegas, baby.
Penthouse suite Magnum of champagne.
Water bed 40 virgins.
Wind it in, Randy Andy.
I was right! Oh, isn't this exciting! The daughter-in-law fell in love with the master butler.
So it was the rival families.
And it is an original.
What did I tell you? Really? Classic Tate.
How much is it worth?! That's not that bad! Won't buy you a fart, that.
Aww Tell you what.
Take the lot.
Are you sure? Be glad to get rid of it.
Come on.
We're out of here.
I've had enough of all this nonsense for one day.
Where's she gone? She said we needed some bits from the shops What bits? It's just her excuse to hide.
She won't even be buying anything.
She'll be having a coffee and writing you a long text message asking to be friends.
You know what she's like.
Yeah? Not much chance of that Has she been an idiot again? You don't know the half of it.
And you don't need to, either.
Whatever it is, you'll forgive her, though? Right? It's not that simple But, Dad I really like it here.
I don't want things to get complicated again.
Don't mess this up for me, please.
I said you don't need to worry about it.
Listen to Mum, Dad.
Hear her out.
Just give her a chance.
Please.
Hey The estate agent's just phoned.
We exchange on Monday.
Monday? Your mum'll be delighted.
Well, I don't know if I'm delighted.
We're going to spend the money on a villa.
At last! Hey, your mum thinks we should get one with a pool, and a nice play area for when you to come to visit with the grandkids! Are you all right, doll? So it's a definite, then? It was always definite, the minute we put it up on the market, love.
Hey, can you come back with me later? There's a couple of things I need to grab from the attic.
If Dan doesn't mind.
We said we'd watch an old film together this afternoon.
Hello? Can you spare me an hour? I can spare you two, mate.
Give me 15 minutes, I'll see you in the Dog and Dart.
Cheers, mate.
See you there.
What about the film? Oh Greg sounds troubled Thirsty, more like.
He's been permanently thirsty since he split up with Shelley.
Typical bachelor boy.
Rodriguez is exactly the same.
Who the hell's Rodriguez? He runs the paper shop in the port.
Takes me for a sangria every Friday at the Vina Manana.
Your mother goes mental.
Oh, God.
Am I turning into my mother? I don't think I'll be too long It's all right, doll.
I'll watch a film with you.
Come on.
Dan I thought I told you to stay away.
We can't avoid each other forever.
Wouldn't like a bet on that would you? Bradley knows we went to a hotel What? It's OK.
I'll talk to him.
I'll fix it.
I'm going to tell him, "People get pissed, they say stupid things, "that's all it was.
" "That's all it was"?! I don't want it to ruin what we've got.
WE haven't got anything.
Not us! I don't mean WE, I mean what I've got, with my family.
What you've got with Lisa.
I'm happy, Dan.
And you're happy, too I know I am, thank you.
I don't need it confirming from you.
All right? Hi.
Where have you been? Nowhere special.
You left your phone.
I was worried.
Oh Sorry, sweetie.
Right, well I'm going to Katie's.
Don't kill each other.
Please? Get anything nice? Not particularly.
A peace offering.
Peace offering? Yeah, I thought we should have a proper chat.
A little drink and something nice to eat for lunch? Don't think so, somehow.
Is that yours? Yep.
Where are you going? Dave's.
Tomorrow.
He's got a job for me And you're going to do it, with all of this going on? I want to do it.
Do you have to go, Bradley? Yes, I do.
I'm sorry about staying out drinking.
I'm sorry about the hotel.
I didn't mean for it to go that far.
You never mean for anything, do you? Like it's all out of your control.
Nothing is ever your fault.
I said I'm sorry! I hate it when you're not here.
It's lonely for me, you know, when you're away, when you're busy.
Maybe you should find something else to occupy yourself with, then? Please, Bradley Please let me come with you.
What? We can talk about it while we're away No, Tanya.
Think about it.
Don't go and stay with Dave.
Let me come with you and we can stay in a hotel.
Please, let me make it up to you.
Don't leave me.
Please.
Please, not again.
Why should I listen to you when you mess me about like you do? I'm sorry.
Please let me make it better.
Please let me make it better.
Carol said once I've done a few more promo days the proper assignments will start coming in.
Y'know, lights, studios, make-up.
She says that to everyone.
I mean, I'd be happy with the stuff where you have to wear a T-shirt and a nice baseball cap, but this thing? I feel really stupid.
This was always just a stopgap for me.
I'm gonna be an actress.
I think of this as good practice.
Practice? Being a sausage? Whatever next? Small role in the next Bond film as a lamb chop? Oh, shit.
Friend's parents at three o'clock.
Over there.
On the left Why didn't you just say that, then? Oh, God, they're coming over! Shall I distract them? What do you think of these? You're so mean, you, that's your problem.
Get away! Hi.
What's all this, then? It's made from vegetable protein.
Vegetable? Is it, er veggie? Yes Shaped like a sausage but no meat? Against the laws of nature, that.
You should try some.
It's low in fat.
So am I, but I don't force myself on people.
We'll pass if you don't mind.
And low in cholesterol, which may help keep your heart healthy.
May? Yes.
But also may not? Er I suppose so.
I prefer the real deal, love.
Give me a beef burger, and the risk, any day.
We live on a narrow rope in this life, don't we, kid? You used this for our drinks, didn't you? Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry.
You're right.
We do live on a narrow rope.
So I say, "Sod it.
" There's nowt else happening round here.
Back to the Dog and Dart, or what? Yeah.
Yeah.
I knew today was going to turn out rubbish when Fergus smudged my lippy this morning.
Is that your fella? He were only trying to be nice, but you know what it's like when you're trying to get ready and they're after a fumble.
Changes the day's karma, don't you think? Does he know about this? Come on.
Be honest.
Hello again! We've decided to have a you-only-live-once moment.
That sounds fun! I think the world would be a better place if we all had those more often, Pauline.
Too right.
Forget troubles and get tanked.
The usual.
And whatever you're having, love.
Thanks, Charlie! Well, guess what? I've got some news that might cheer you two up.
Oh, aye? I've just had a word with John, our landlord, and he says he's more than happy to let you have your reception here.
For free, by the sounds of it.
Correct.
Really? And Bianca thinks that there's enough room to have, like, a little dance area there.
A disco? If we shift the pool table, yes.
Gary said he'd sort the music on his iPod.
Has he got any Patsy Cline? I think I'll go through the music, if you don't mind.
We're not having any ABBA or Showaddywaddy.
Where's the catch? There's got to be a catch.
There isn't one.
Even Roger says he won't charge.
Oh, really? Happily.
Looking forward to it, as a matter of fact.
I love a good do.
This is very good of you, Bianca.
Isn't it, Pauline? Well, if you're happy to take over, I might be happy to let you.
Bianca's got a very good eye for all things colourful and radiant.
It's a gift.
Would you like to come over to mine later and we can talk it all through? Roger's coming round after church, we can go through all the music, Charlie.
And I've got some bourbon and a bottle of martini left over from Easter.
Churlish to ignore such hospitality, eh? Yeah.
Sounds smashing, love.
Thank you.
Yeah, we'll be there.
Cheers.
Hello, cock.
Couple of pints, Bianca, please.
Hello, Greg.
Hi, Rev.
How's the work coming on? We're getting there.
They're a good bunch of lads.
We're having some work done on the church and Greg has supplied all the labour.
You should come over, see how we're getting on some time this week.
It's in the diary.
Might just do that, mate.
Mm, right.
Toodle-pip, gang.
Places to go, people to see How's it going? Been better, if I'm honest.
I need to ask you a favour.
There's money in it for you.
What money? I need you to hide something for me.
Why don't I like the sound of this? You can't tell anyone.
Not even Lisa.
I need you to hide a bag.
A bag? Of what? Diamonds? Bones? Cocaine.
Oh, is that all? I had a feeling we might be back here again.
It's only for a couple of days.
What's the matter with you? Nothing.
You always have to fuck it all up, don't you? I haven't fucked anything up.
I'm just making a few quid, Dan.
You said it was just a one-off, all this stuff.
It kind of is, I've decided.
Concentrating on the building game from next week, once I've sorted out this little problem.
I'll pay you some dough, honest.
I don't want your dough.
Lisa would go absolutely apeshit.
Which is why I said she can't know about it.
Look, mate I'm in enough trouble as it is without Don Corleone jumping on my back.
What sort of trouble? You don't want to know.
Are you OK? It's a bit heavy.
What's the matter? You're as white as a sheet, man.
It's Tanya.
Tanya? I can't eat.
I can't sleep.
I feel permanently sick.
Oh, shit, mate.
You've not, have you? I didn't think you were really going to through with it.
Properly exchanging contracts.
I mean, that's, like, the end of the road, completely.
Depends what way you look at it, love.
Could be the beginning of another.
But I grew up in that house.
Oh, everything's changed, Dad.
It hasn't, love.
I wish you and Mum had never moved.
But we love it.
I know.
It's just not the same round here any more.
It is.
I mean, we call you every day on the laptop telly, don't we? I just miss you when you're gone, that's all.
And I've missed you since you buggered off to university, flower.
But you're in here.
Every day.
Every minute.
Every bloody second.
And that'll never change, my love.
Will it? No.
And look at you now.
Onwards and up.
You're on a roll! You've got a beautiful house.
Your own business.
Everything's good between you and Dan.
Isn't it? What's up? Has something happened? I don't know.
Come on, what is it? I don't know.
There's something wrong with him.
Well he needs to go to the doctor's, then.
Nothing medical, not that.
Well, what, then? I don't know.
It's just him.
He's been a bit weird these past few days.
Distant.
Have you talked to him about it? Sort of.
What did he say? He says there's nothing wrong.
Well, you need to believe him, then.
Shall I get that? It's all right.
Hello? Lisa, it's me.
Oh, hiya, Fergus.
I have just had a very interesting call.
Really? Grant from Davidson's When? Just now On a Sunday? He must be keen.
He is.
They've just offered us the contract.
Oh, my God! You are kidding! No, I am not kidding you.
Oh, my God, that's just amazing! I know.
What did I tell you? We are on our way, comrade.
Ohhh! Do you need me to do anything? He's coming in tomorrow morning, so it can all wait until then.
I just thought you'd like to know so you can enjoy the rest of your day.
Oh, that's just fantastic.
Thank you very much, Fergus! What's going on? Bloody hell, Dad! We've got our first big client! What did I tell you? Onwards and upwards, kid! You're on a roll! I know! Come on, me and you are off to the Dog and Dart to have a little celebration! You need to talk to Lisa, mate.
Oh, yeah.
Just like that.
You know how she'll react.
She'll be devastated.
Not if you didn't do anything, she won't.
Hey, I'm just trying to make life easier for you in the long run.
It's what mates do - make life easier for one another.
Oh, I get it.
This is where you tell me I'm a crap mate because I refuse to get caught with a vanload of class As.
You won't get caught.
But I might.
And it's only a little bag.
I said no.
Can't you see it? You've got a perfectly good business that you've worked damn hard to establish, and you're about to throw it all away.
Bit rich.
Perfectly good marriage.
Perfectly good wife.
About to throw it all away.
That's out of order.
I confided in you.
Likewise.
What's up with him? Oh, I dunno.
Work trouble.
What are you two doing here? Nice to see you an' all.
We are celebrating, as a matter of fact.
Celebrating what? Fergus rang.
We've just got our first big deal! Marvellous.
Bloody hell, Dan.
What's the matter with you? I'm sorry.
I asked you, "What's the matter?" And don't give me any more bullshit.
Something's happened, hasn't it? Just tell me! Not here.
Not here.
Home.
Tell your dad to have a few drinks on us.
I need to talk to you, Lisa.
In private.
We were having an affair for ages.
I got pregnant.
He left his wife and everything.
Hardcore.
I know it sounds dodgy, but he's a hard worker and he provides for Josh and he loves me, Frankie.
He really loves me.
Maybe you should just tell him.
Come clean.
If he's been a bit dishonest in his life, he'll understand if you have, surely? It's just been a bit difficult for him recently.
He lost everything.
He's started up a new business with me friend Lisa.
They're working so hard.
He's tired.
Then I'm always tired.
I just can't seem to find the right moment.
Oh, my God, it's Fergus! "First big client in the bag.
"Let's celebrate later"! That's amazing! That's fantastic! And there's your moment.
How do you mean? Tonight.
When you're celebrating.
He won't mind you've told a few pork pies now his stars are on the up.
No.
Suppose he won't.
Bottle of wine.
Nice takeaway.
Nothing better than your man, the sofa and a Chinese.
Oh, God, I know! I'm addicted to Chinese.
I keep asking Fergus if it's bad for you, too much Chinese? But Chinese people always seem to have Chinese, and it doesn't seem to do them any harm.
Thanks for today.
Thanks to you, more like.
You've done the picking up and dropping off.
I've just really enjoyed it.
I really like you, Denise.
I think you're ace.
Aww.
Thanks for coming.
See you both at the pub, yes? Hello again! You're five minutes too late, I am afraid.
Would've been nice for you to show up for the service, Greg.
Oh, I'm not here for that.
I didn't think so! I'm not here for confession, either No, it's a good job.
We don't do it, I'm afraid.
I'm quite glad we don't, to be honest.
People tend to only tell you half the story when they're under pressure, don't you think? Yeah! I thought it might be a good idea to check up on that work whilst the lads aren't here.
Before me week gets too chocka.
Yes, that's a lovely idea.
Can I leave you to get on with it? Course.
It's just that I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I've got to get to Bianca's for some drinks and nibbles.
Can you see yourself out? Course.
No worries.
OK Thanks, Roger.
I, um I was enjoying the night.
I got carried away and I shouldn't have, I know Did you get in the lift? I was pissed, Lisa.
Did you get in it? Yes.
We kissed - for a moment, but it was just for a moment.
It was nothing, I swear.
I stopped her.
Lisa, I couldn't do it.
I got out of the lift and I came home.
I promise, that's what's happened.
Do you love her? Do I bollocks, Lisa.
I don't even like her.
How long has it been going on? It hasn't been "going on".
When did it start? Nothing has started.
We can sort this, you know.
You think? Where are you going? I can't do this, Dan.
Don't come anywhere near me.
Lisa Not another inch.
Shh! He's just gone off.
What's all this? I said I'd make it special for us, didn't I? This really is special.
Can I talk to you for a minute? Things are going to be different for us this time round, Denise.
I'm gonna nail this business, and you are going to nail this modelling.
This is our time, Denise.
You, me and Josh.
I know You wanted to talk? Yeah Um I just wanted to say congratulations on your big deal.
I think it's amazing.
What about the food? What about it? Hey, but what about flowers? Tell them what Mrs Martin said to you, Bianca.
One of Roger's congregation is a florist She supplies quite a lot of our events, actually.
She's gonna get some offcuts and do us a bouquet.
You know, leftovers from a christening or something.
Really? I said as long as she doesn't lift them from a funeral I can't see any harm in it, actually.
And one of Gary's mate's dad drives a black cab.
Said he'd drive you to the church.
Did he? How'd you manage that? He fancies me.
I gave him a cheeky wink.
It didn't take much, admittedly! We thought that would be quite cool, you know, a black cab That's very cool.
It's all very cool.
This whole wedding's gonna be really bloody cool.
It's very good of you, love.
You make all the nonsense sound like a lot of fun.
Hey Looks like we've lost a penny and found a pound again, doesn't it? Eh! You can't just walk out.
I can do whatever I want to, Dan.
But we need to talk What if I haven't got anything to say? Come on, Lisa.
You've always got something to say.
Not this time, Dan.
Please don't leave.
Just promise me you don't love her.
Of course I don't love her! You're the only person I've ever loved.
You're my girl, Lisa.
You know you are.
No, I don't.
I think she must've just fancied me.
You think? I don't know.
Just don't go You think she fancied you? So you went to a hotel to double-check? Please don't.
Nothing happened.
You're lying.
How could you be so stupid? You're going to have to come and rub it.
It's stiff as a board.
I don't like it.
He shouldn't even be out of hospital.
Something must have happened.
Like what? Whatever's going on it isn't safe.
You done summat? Can you fix it? I wanna try.
Always the lies that do it in the end, isn't it? Me and you We mustn't ever lie to each other.
Not ever again.
You've had 24 hours to prepare this, Dan.
It'd better be good.