Phineas and Ferb s03e05 Episode Script
Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama! (15 min)
by ashirogi27 Another fantastic year older, and this is gonna be the best birthday ever! So, what are we gonna do, Ferb? Ferb? Huh! A note! "For the celebration of your birthday, just follow these clues to show you the way".
Cool! It's like a birthday adventure.
But hey, where's Ferb? Ferb! I can't believe it! It's Phineas's birthday, and I still don't know what to get him! What do you get for the boy who can make everything? It's my fault.
I should have been thinking about this before, but I've just been so distracted by trying to bust Phineas andâ Wait! What is he up to? TTYL, Stacy! Hey, Ferb! We were just discussing our plans for Phineas's birthday.
The circus we ordered won't be arriving until later in the day, but Irving had a great idea for a warm-up.
We should make a video compilation of all of Phineas's greatest moments! What? Like on a clip show? Lame.
Not where a genius like Phineas is concerned.
Watch this.
Okay, Ferb.
Let's see what we can do about that pesky gravitational pull.
After you wrestle the crocodiles, you'll corkscrew through the overpass and free-fall past the flaming high wire to make your last delivery and receive the 50th patch.
Wow, a castle! Nice art direction, Ferb.
Good thing we had this extra rocket engine, huh? Eat your heart out, Howard Hughes.
Behold! A romantic candlelit dinner for two.
We're almost finished with our exact replica of the Temple of Angkor Wat.
The Phineas-and-Ferb-edge-of-insanity-kiss-your-butt-goodbye-gravity's- a-stone-cold-sucker-nightmare-rail-skate-track-obstacle-course of doom! Will you please tell me what's going on here? We're building an animation studio.
That was amazing! The flying car of the future, today, is still pulling a bit to the right.
A monster truck! Yeah! Isn't it sweet? The coolest coaster ever! Dun Dun Dun Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Why did you not just use the kettle drum? I never learned how to play.
Anyway By utilizing my extensive collection of spy cameras, I've got footage of everything Phineas has ever done.
But, I haven't had time to edit all of it.
Well, withâ You know Filming more.
I've divided up all the video into three parts.
Each of you take a section, edit your tribute, and we'll meet at the party later.
"This birthday excursion will take you afar, you'll find your next clue where the 2x4s are".
Perry, are you thinking what I'mâ Hey, where's Perry? Okay, now let me to do the talking.
Agent P! There's uh something we've been meaning to discuss with you for a while, andâ Well You see, Perry, your job performances recently come up.
Butâ But, don't get me wrong, you're doing fine work, it's just that your entrances has been getting a little lackluster lately.
We've just come to expect more from you.
Uh, roll the footage, Carl! Right away, sir.
You're gonna get a mission A mission, a mission A brand-new mission What's it gonna be? Go and get your mission Your mission, your mission A brand-new mission We can't wait to see! What happened to that guy? No pressure, but style counts.
Let's, uh Let's give him a few days, and then we should talk to him about his exits.
Hi-ya, Isabella.
Oh, hi, Candace.
What are you doing here? In my house? Oh, just barging around.
You know me, big barger.
So, what's that? Oh, just a little birthday video I'm editing for Phineas.
Then, let's see.
We'll be together forever Isabella.
But, don't you have anything more, you know, unusual? Of course! Watch this.
I saw the best girls of my troop, hungry, patchless, out of uniform.
Okay, seriously Whoa.
I mean, like Phineas's inventions? Nope, I didn't get any of that footage.
Then, you're useless to me.
Candace out! Hm I have to talk to her about her exits.
Isabella, will you marry me? Ah The magic of digital editing! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! I see you, Perry the Platypus.
Now, kick the door Gotcha, Perry the Platypus! I saw you coming on my video surveillance system! Huh, if I had a nickel for every time I trapped you.
Come here.
Made you carry your own trap! Huh.
I thought it would be more than that.
I guess I could get a candy bar or something.
Anyway, I've been studying all my previous schemes and I figured out why they always seem to fail.
Let's see if you can figure out what they all have in common.
Look! Behold! The Mime-inator! The Mountain-out-of-a-Molehill-inator! The Aerosol-Propelled Ozone-Deplete-inator! The Metal Destruct-inator! Giant Dog Biscuit-inator! Thank you! Thank you for making my point for me! The Gloom-inator 3000 -inator.
My Smell-inator! My Blow-Itself-Up-inator! The Monster-Truck-Away-inator.
The Atomic Leaf Blower-inator! The Sandwich Suit Remove-inator! I call it my Turn Everything Evil-inator.
See? They all have -inator in the name.
That is why they failed.
Which is why I named my latest creation, The Video-Beam-Hijack-Non-Inator! You see, I added non to the name, because non means not, so it's a not-an-inator, therefore, it can't not fail.
Get it? I mean, it can'tâ Can't fail It'sâ Okay.
Itâ Hi, Mom.
Where are you, Candace? You promised you'd help frost the cake after you got Phineas's present.
Yeah, well I got a little sidetracked preparing the bust of the century.
Later today, I'm going to show you something you won't believe! If I have a nickel for every time I've heard that.
Mom, you've gotta see this.
Mom, they're driving a herd of cattle right through downtown.
See, Mom? There! Mom? Mom! Dad! Look at what Phineas and Ferb did to the backyard! See? It's a submarine! Mom! Mom! Mom! Come on, come on! You've gotta see this.
Candace, will youâ Mom, you've gotta come home, right away.
Phineas and Ferb have T-They build aâ Theâ A thing that That Oh, what's the use? Mom! Look at this! Look at me! Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom! Mom! Giant building! Come on, come on, come on! Mom, you've gotta see this! It's about your car! Mom! Mom! Quick! Mom, look! Before it disappears! Now, where's this giant animation studio? It got up, and it danced away.
It what? It got up, and it danced away.
Hmm.
I guess I can buy a candy bar.
Tri-State Plank & Board.
Some of our best structures were born here.
Phineas Flynn.
Is that the birthday boy I hear? Yep.
In the flesh.
Oh, you and your helmet.
Have you seen Ferb today? No But, I did see a guy in a robotic bird-themed super suit shooting eggs out of his wrist.
and that was Ferb, wasn't it? It's a safe bet.
We used a robotic bird-themed super suit to save City Hall this summer.
Aren't you a little young toâ If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.
Aren't you a little young to be a rollercoaster engineer? Aren't you a little young to be a landscape contractor? Aren't you a bit young to be toy designers? Aren't you a little young to be pop stars? Aren't you a little young to be detectives? Aren't you boys a little young to man a fishing vessel? Aren't you a little young to be working in a museum? Aren't you a little young to order all this? Yes.
Yes, he is.
Sorry, Phineas.
He's new.
Aren't you kids a little young to be discovering Atlantis? Aren't you a little young to be fans of Love Händel? Aren't you a little young to know about all these old detective shows? Aren't you boys a little young to be restoring a national monument? Yes.
Yes, we are.
Was I supposed to see something just now? Nah, I was just thinking to myself.
It's a clip show.
So, where'd you see Ferb? He was right over here.
That suit really holds a lot of eggs.
Huh.
A visual clue! Is that a Slushy Dawg on a stick? Yep, and a fine example of the lost art of egg-rendering.
Almost done.
You! Step away from the computer! I want to see that video.
But Play it! Okay, okay! Phineas and Ferb, I've got you now! Why do my nostrils whisper to me? I voted for you, Kevin.
Ki-ki-ki-ki-ki! Ki-ki-ki-ki-ki! Ki-ki-ki-ki-ki! We are the Ba-dink-a-dinks! What the heck was that? That is what I said! Sure, give the weird stuff to Baljeet! Who cares if it does not work out of context? Where's the rest? This is all they gave me! Ugh, that leaves Buford.
I need better clips.
Ah, "trapped Perry the Platypus.
" It's my favorite show! But, you know what, my least favorite show is this.
Culture.
Square-jawed.
Danville Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz.
Profiled on, "Younger Brothers of the Useless.
" It's a 12-part mini-series running all day long, nothing but propaganda.
He can't really fly, they did that with wires.
So that's why I invented the Video-Beam-Hijack-Non-inator Non-inator, mind you, for reasons we've already discussed.
With this, I will preempt the biography of my brother so he can't rely on that 14-karat smile and his freakish ability to not be despised.
I mean, look at this city, look at all that urban blight that, uh That isn't there anymore, and theâ A-And the public transportation, all Uh, clean and efficient and Huh running on timeâ Ehâ Okay, let's just say I'm gonna let Roger warm up the room for me, then I'll preempt his ridiculous documentary with live video of me announcing my take-over of the Tri-State Area.
A-And maybe I'll put on these glasses like he wears.
I don't know! What am I, gonna throw away my best stuff on a clip show? Forget it.
Now let's light this pop stand.
Huh.
Could take a while, though.
It's gottaâ It's gotta warm up vacuum tubes.
This is it.
All I need to do is get Buford away from that computer andâ Buford, honey, come over here! Coming, Ma! Ooh, lucky break.
Okay, let's see.
Howdy, Candace.
Enjoying the rodeo? Well, here's the foyer, all-imported marble, by the way.
You can stop laughing and pointing, because now it's time forâ Oops.
A-G-L-E-T Wow! We're really tiny! Here's the bowling alley, pool, telescope Ferb? What do you mean, maze? Hey look, a cloud angel! terracotta army room, JET ENGINE WIND TUNNEL! and, scoring stage with 40-piece orchestra.
Buford's first! Summer, I love summer Give me that summertime Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom It's so beautiful! I got it! Today, I will bust my brothers! And this time, I mean it! I've heard that before! Every day the same thing.
Is that that girl again? You'll see! Googolplex Mall, home of the original Slushy Dawg.
Hey, Jeremy! Want a Slushy Dawg? Sure.
Supersuit-generated egg renderings always make me a bit peckish.
I bet that's the first time anybody's ever said that.
By the way, Ferb left this clue for you.
Thanks.
I bet you guys have heard a lot of strange sentences over the course of the summer.
Boy, I'll say.
Can you think of any examples? Nope, not offhand.
See ya! Happy birthday! Wait a minute! I just remembered some! Nothing says mother's love like a giant robotic platypus butt.
Why am I wearing a turtle on my head? I wanna float around! Like men.
Am I sweating milk? Gotta go, Stacy.
Good luck with that llama legislation.
Run for your lives! It's Gnome-ageddon! Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses I knew I should've gotten the down payment on the elephants.
It looks a little like a rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig.
Oh, no.
You did not just tell me to hench.
What, you think we should have more Bulgarian folk-related elements? I'll be in the dairy section if you want to come yell at some cheese.
Dad, you might want to wipe the queen off your face.
I, too, feel a certain element of kebab-ism.
Definitely the giant floating baby head.
I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers.
I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date.
Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta.
Make a note of that.
I'm calling Mom.
And I am not using the banana this time! Couldn't see any of that, though, could you? Not a bit.
It's a clip show thing.
"I hope you had fun on this scavenger hunt, now head back to the place where we plan all our stunts.
" Home, it is! Oh, yeah, we're gettin' there now! Soon I will preempt my brother's documentary marathon with my own live video! And there's not a thing you can do about it, likeâ L-Like all those other times.
It's funny, now, I can't make up my mindâ I can't believe you fell for that all fake window trick.
How did you get out of that double knot? Hey! That's not itâ it turns you visible agaâ Ow! Oh, well that came out of nowhere.
Oh, great.
Now I have to make an Outside-In-inator.
Perry the Platypus, how did you escape? What's that? Oh! Well, it's already 4:30, I think I'm going to bed.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
I shouldn't dwell on it, i-it's just too painful.
But I gotta stop living in the past.
What? Why did I put that button on theâ Oh, I guess aesthetically, itâ You may have escaped my TV trap, Perry the Platypus, but I'm still going to change your channel! Oh, that one shoots too? Whoo! Who knew? Well, all roads lead to home, I guess.
I can't wait to see what they haâ Happy birthday, Phineas! You're the best! Phineas Flynn, welcome to your birthday! Just a few more blocks and I'm gonna bust my brothers for all the stuff that's on this DVD! I got ya! Oh, great.
Now it's pointing in the wrong direction.
The wrong direction! Ooh, a dollar! Welcome to Danville's new on-the-job video training program.
When installing pipes, always make sure the arrows are pointing the wrong direction! The wrong direction! The wrong direction, I tell you! Huh.
Huh? I made it! Birds?! What is happening?! That's it! I made it! Iâ Oh, no! A circus? What theâ? Can I have your autograph? Oh, yeah, baby, it's happenin'.
Oh, now look what you made me do 40 seconds ago, Perry the Platypus.
Now I'm going to have to even out the legs! But first, I'm going to get even with you! I, uhâ Oh, Iâ I-I seem to be out of batteries.
Could you wait while I go get the, um Uhâ Perry the Platypus, no! Nowâ Okay, maybe the -inator name wasn't the problem.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus! I just feel so bad we missed the video presentation while we were at the bakery.
Well, we couldn't very well serve that cake, the way those wild penguins tore it apart, could we? And to think that they were carried away by a freak tornado! Mom! Mom! Mom! Candace, you missed half the party! Triangular bubbles? How'd they ever do that? That's okay, cause this is it-it-it! This is what, Candace? The day I finally win.
The day I get what I've been after all summer long! Oh, that.
Because today, I have this! What's that? This? Oh, this is only Thank you, thank you, everyone! Hold on, honey.
I think Phineas is going to speak.
I just have to say, I'm a lucky guy.
I mean, so far, this has been a rockin' great summer! I've sure had plenty of fun.
But it's not about satisfying your personal desires.
It's about all of you.
Being surrounded by the best family and the best friends anyone could ever hope to have.
All the people I love, Ah and who love me right back.
Oh Today was a great day.
The best day ever! I can't do it! Not on his birthday! Oh, what kind of person am I? Oh, Candace.
You're a great person! Why, if I had a nickel for every time you did something nice for me Well, I wouldn't know what to do with that much money! But I didn't even get you aâ Wait a minute.
Is that? It is! A left-handed flange tuner! I've been looking for one of those forever! You've beenâ Huh? They're impossible to find! Custom-made for Danville's sewage repair, but they have a thousand uses! I love it! It's just what I've been wanting! Thank you, Candace! You're welcome.
You're the best sister ever.
All right, everybody.
Who wants cake? Buford wants cake! Me! I want the largest! Buford wants cake! Me, me, me! Oh, there you are, Perry.
Some day, huh? Yep, and I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
Hello? Did somebody order a circus? Hello? I knew I should've gotten the down payment on the elephants.
Mom!!! Mom! Mom! Mom, Mom! Mom! Mom! MOM! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom, Mom! Mom! Mom! MOM! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! MOM!!! Mom, Mom, Mom! MOM! Mom, Mom, Mom! MOM! MOM!!! Mom, Phineas and Ferb are digitally tuning my voice!
Cool! It's like a birthday adventure.
But hey, where's Ferb? Ferb! I can't believe it! It's Phineas's birthday, and I still don't know what to get him! What do you get for the boy who can make everything? It's my fault.
I should have been thinking about this before, but I've just been so distracted by trying to bust Phineas andâ Wait! What is he up to? TTYL, Stacy! Hey, Ferb! We were just discussing our plans for Phineas's birthday.
The circus we ordered won't be arriving until later in the day, but Irving had a great idea for a warm-up.
We should make a video compilation of all of Phineas's greatest moments! What? Like on a clip show? Lame.
Not where a genius like Phineas is concerned.
Watch this.
Okay, Ferb.
Let's see what we can do about that pesky gravitational pull.
After you wrestle the crocodiles, you'll corkscrew through the overpass and free-fall past the flaming high wire to make your last delivery and receive the 50th patch.
Wow, a castle! Nice art direction, Ferb.
Good thing we had this extra rocket engine, huh? Eat your heart out, Howard Hughes.
Behold! A romantic candlelit dinner for two.
We're almost finished with our exact replica of the Temple of Angkor Wat.
The Phineas-and-Ferb-edge-of-insanity-kiss-your-butt-goodbye-gravity's- a-stone-cold-sucker-nightmare-rail-skate-track-obstacle-course of doom! Will you please tell me what's going on here? We're building an animation studio.
That was amazing! The flying car of the future, today, is still pulling a bit to the right.
A monster truck! Yeah! Isn't it sweet? The coolest coaster ever! Dun Dun Dun Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! Why did you not just use the kettle drum? I never learned how to play.
Anyway By utilizing my extensive collection of spy cameras, I've got footage of everything Phineas has ever done.
But, I haven't had time to edit all of it.
Well, withâ You know Filming more.
I've divided up all the video into three parts.
Each of you take a section, edit your tribute, and we'll meet at the party later.
"This birthday excursion will take you afar, you'll find your next clue where the 2x4s are".
Perry, are you thinking what I'mâ Hey, where's Perry? Okay, now let me to do the talking.
Agent P! There's uh something we've been meaning to discuss with you for a while, andâ Well You see, Perry, your job performances recently come up.
Butâ But, don't get me wrong, you're doing fine work, it's just that your entrances has been getting a little lackluster lately.
We've just come to expect more from you.
Uh, roll the footage, Carl! Right away, sir.
You're gonna get a mission A mission, a mission A brand-new mission What's it gonna be? Go and get your mission Your mission, your mission A brand-new mission We can't wait to see! What happened to that guy? No pressure, but style counts.
Let's, uh Let's give him a few days, and then we should talk to him about his exits.
Hi-ya, Isabella.
Oh, hi, Candace.
What are you doing here? In my house? Oh, just barging around.
You know me, big barger.
So, what's that? Oh, just a little birthday video I'm editing for Phineas.
Then, let's see.
We'll be together forever Isabella.
But, don't you have anything more, you know, unusual? Of course! Watch this.
I saw the best girls of my troop, hungry, patchless, out of uniform.
Okay, seriously Whoa.
I mean, like Phineas's inventions? Nope, I didn't get any of that footage.
Then, you're useless to me.
Candace out! Hm I have to talk to her about her exits.
Isabella, will you marry me? Ah The magic of digital editing! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! I see you, Perry the Platypus.
Now, kick the door Gotcha, Perry the Platypus! I saw you coming on my video surveillance system! Huh, if I had a nickel for every time I trapped you.
Come here.
Made you carry your own trap! Huh.
I thought it would be more than that.
I guess I could get a candy bar or something.
Anyway, I've been studying all my previous schemes and I figured out why they always seem to fail.
Let's see if you can figure out what they all have in common.
Look! Behold! The Mime-inator! The Mountain-out-of-a-Molehill-inator! The Aerosol-Propelled Ozone-Deplete-inator! The Metal Destruct-inator! Giant Dog Biscuit-inator! Thank you! Thank you for making my point for me! The Gloom-inator 3000 -inator.
My Smell-inator! My Blow-Itself-Up-inator! The Monster-Truck-Away-inator.
The Atomic Leaf Blower-inator! The Sandwich Suit Remove-inator! I call it my Turn Everything Evil-inator.
See? They all have -inator in the name.
That is why they failed.
Which is why I named my latest creation, The Video-Beam-Hijack-Non-Inator! You see, I added non to the name, because non means not, so it's a not-an-inator, therefore, it can't not fail.
Get it? I mean, it can'tâ Can't fail It'sâ Okay.
Itâ Hi, Mom.
Where are you, Candace? You promised you'd help frost the cake after you got Phineas's present.
Yeah, well I got a little sidetracked preparing the bust of the century.
Later today, I'm going to show you something you won't believe! If I have a nickel for every time I've heard that.
Mom, you've gotta see this.
Mom, they're driving a herd of cattle right through downtown.
See, Mom? There! Mom? Mom! Dad! Look at what Phineas and Ferb did to the backyard! See? It's a submarine! Mom! Mom! Mom! Come on, come on! You've gotta see this.
Candace, will youâ Mom, you've gotta come home, right away.
Phineas and Ferb have T-They build aâ Theâ A thing that That Oh, what's the use? Mom! Look at this! Look at me! Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom! Mom! Giant building! Come on, come on, come on! Mom, you've gotta see this! It's about your car! Mom! Mom! Quick! Mom, look! Before it disappears! Now, where's this giant animation studio? It got up, and it danced away.
It what? It got up, and it danced away.
Hmm.
I guess I can buy a candy bar.
Tri-State Plank & Board.
Some of our best structures were born here.
Phineas Flynn.
Is that the birthday boy I hear? Yep.
In the flesh.
Oh, you and your helmet.
Have you seen Ferb today? No But, I did see a guy in a robotic bird-themed super suit shooting eggs out of his wrist.
and that was Ferb, wasn't it? It's a safe bet.
We used a robotic bird-themed super suit to save City Hall this summer.
Aren't you a little young toâ If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.
Aren't you a little young to be a rollercoaster engineer? Aren't you a little young to be a landscape contractor? Aren't you a bit young to be toy designers? Aren't you a little young to be pop stars? Aren't you a little young to be detectives? Aren't you boys a little young to man a fishing vessel? Aren't you a little young to be working in a museum? Aren't you a little young to order all this? Yes.
Yes, he is.
Sorry, Phineas.
He's new.
Aren't you kids a little young to be discovering Atlantis? Aren't you a little young to be fans of Love Händel? Aren't you a little young to know about all these old detective shows? Aren't you boys a little young to be restoring a national monument? Yes.
Yes, we are.
Was I supposed to see something just now? Nah, I was just thinking to myself.
It's a clip show.
So, where'd you see Ferb? He was right over here.
That suit really holds a lot of eggs.
Huh.
A visual clue! Is that a Slushy Dawg on a stick? Yep, and a fine example of the lost art of egg-rendering.
Almost done.
You! Step away from the computer! I want to see that video.
But Play it! Okay, okay! Phineas and Ferb, I've got you now! Why do my nostrils whisper to me? I voted for you, Kevin.
Ki-ki-ki-ki-ki! Ki-ki-ki-ki-ki! Ki-ki-ki-ki-ki! We are the Ba-dink-a-dinks! What the heck was that? That is what I said! Sure, give the weird stuff to Baljeet! Who cares if it does not work out of context? Where's the rest? This is all they gave me! Ugh, that leaves Buford.
I need better clips.
Ah, "trapped Perry the Platypus.
" It's my favorite show! But, you know what, my least favorite show is this.
Culture.
Square-jawed.
Danville Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz.
Profiled on, "Younger Brothers of the Useless.
" It's a 12-part mini-series running all day long, nothing but propaganda.
He can't really fly, they did that with wires.
So that's why I invented the Video-Beam-Hijack-Non-inator Non-inator, mind you, for reasons we've already discussed.
With this, I will preempt the biography of my brother so he can't rely on that 14-karat smile and his freakish ability to not be despised.
I mean, look at this city, look at all that urban blight that, uh That isn't there anymore, and theâ A-And the public transportation, all Uh, clean and efficient and Huh running on timeâ Ehâ Okay, let's just say I'm gonna let Roger warm up the room for me, then I'll preempt his ridiculous documentary with live video of me announcing my take-over of the Tri-State Area.
A-And maybe I'll put on these glasses like he wears.
I don't know! What am I, gonna throw away my best stuff on a clip show? Forget it.
Now let's light this pop stand.
Huh.
Could take a while, though.
It's gottaâ It's gotta warm up vacuum tubes.
This is it.
All I need to do is get Buford away from that computer andâ Buford, honey, come over here! Coming, Ma! Ooh, lucky break.
Okay, let's see.
Howdy, Candace.
Enjoying the rodeo? Well, here's the foyer, all-imported marble, by the way.
You can stop laughing and pointing, because now it's time forâ Oops.
A-G-L-E-T Wow! We're really tiny! Here's the bowling alley, pool, telescope Ferb? What do you mean, maze? Hey look, a cloud angel! terracotta army room, JET ENGINE WIND TUNNEL! and, scoring stage with 40-piece orchestra.
Buford's first! Summer, I love summer Give me that summertime Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom It's so beautiful! I got it! Today, I will bust my brothers! And this time, I mean it! I've heard that before! Every day the same thing.
Is that that girl again? You'll see! Googolplex Mall, home of the original Slushy Dawg.
Hey, Jeremy! Want a Slushy Dawg? Sure.
Supersuit-generated egg renderings always make me a bit peckish.
I bet that's the first time anybody's ever said that.
By the way, Ferb left this clue for you.
Thanks.
I bet you guys have heard a lot of strange sentences over the course of the summer.
Boy, I'll say.
Can you think of any examples? Nope, not offhand.
See ya! Happy birthday! Wait a minute! I just remembered some! Nothing says mother's love like a giant robotic platypus butt.
Why am I wearing a turtle on my head? I wanna float around! Like men.
Am I sweating milk? Gotta go, Stacy.
Good luck with that llama legislation.
Run for your lives! It's Gnome-ageddon! Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses I knew I should've gotten the down payment on the elephants.
It looks a little like a rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig.
Oh, no.
You did not just tell me to hench.
What, you think we should have more Bulgarian folk-related elements? I'll be in the dairy section if you want to come yell at some cheese.
Dad, you might want to wipe the queen off your face.
I, too, feel a certain element of kebab-ism.
Definitely the giant floating baby head.
I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers.
I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date.
Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta.
Make a note of that.
I'm calling Mom.
And I am not using the banana this time! Couldn't see any of that, though, could you? Not a bit.
It's a clip show thing.
"I hope you had fun on this scavenger hunt, now head back to the place where we plan all our stunts.
" Home, it is! Oh, yeah, we're gettin' there now! Soon I will preempt my brother's documentary marathon with my own live video! And there's not a thing you can do about it, likeâ L-Like all those other times.
It's funny, now, I can't make up my mindâ I can't believe you fell for that all fake window trick.
How did you get out of that double knot? Hey! That's not itâ it turns you visible agaâ Ow! Oh, well that came out of nowhere.
Oh, great.
Now I have to make an Outside-In-inator.
Perry the Platypus, how did you escape? What's that? Oh! Well, it's already 4:30, I think I'm going to bed.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus.
I shouldn't dwell on it, i-it's just too painful.
But I gotta stop living in the past.
What? Why did I put that button on theâ Oh, I guess aesthetically, itâ You may have escaped my TV trap, Perry the Platypus, but I'm still going to change your channel! Oh, that one shoots too? Whoo! Who knew? Well, all roads lead to home, I guess.
I can't wait to see what they haâ Happy birthday, Phineas! You're the best! Phineas Flynn, welcome to your birthday! Just a few more blocks and I'm gonna bust my brothers for all the stuff that's on this DVD! I got ya! Oh, great.
Now it's pointing in the wrong direction.
The wrong direction! Ooh, a dollar! Welcome to Danville's new on-the-job video training program.
When installing pipes, always make sure the arrows are pointing the wrong direction! The wrong direction! The wrong direction, I tell you! Huh.
Huh? I made it! Birds?! What is happening?! That's it! I made it! Iâ Oh, no! A circus? What theâ? Can I have your autograph? Oh, yeah, baby, it's happenin'.
Oh, now look what you made me do 40 seconds ago, Perry the Platypus.
Now I'm going to have to even out the legs! But first, I'm going to get even with you! I, uhâ Oh, Iâ I-I seem to be out of batteries.
Could you wait while I go get the, um Uhâ Perry the Platypus, no! Nowâ Okay, maybe the -inator name wasn't the problem.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus! I just feel so bad we missed the video presentation while we were at the bakery.
Well, we couldn't very well serve that cake, the way those wild penguins tore it apart, could we? And to think that they were carried away by a freak tornado! Mom! Mom! Mom! Candace, you missed half the party! Triangular bubbles? How'd they ever do that? That's okay, cause this is it-it-it! This is what, Candace? The day I finally win.
The day I get what I've been after all summer long! Oh, that.
Because today, I have this! What's that? This? Oh, this is only Thank you, thank you, everyone! Hold on, honey.
I think Phineas is going to speak.
I just have to say, I'm a lucky guy.
I mean, so far, this has been a rockin' great summer! I've sure had plenty of fun.
But it's not about satisfying your personal desires.
It's about all of you.
Being surrounded by the best family and the best friends anyone could ever hope to have.
All the people I love, Ah and who love me right back.
Oh Today was a great day.
The best day ever! I can't do it! Not on his birthday! Oh, what kind of person am I? Oh, Candace.
You're a great person! Why, if I had a nickel for every time you did something nice for me Well, I wouldn't know what to do with that much money! But I didn't even get you aâ Wait a minute.
Is that? It is! A left-handed flange tuner! I've been looking for one of those forever! You've beenâ Huh? They're impossible to find! Custom-made for Danville's sewage repair, but they have a thousand uses! I love it! It's just what I've been wanting! Thank you, Candace! You're welcome.
You're the best sister ever.
All right, everybody.
Who wants cake? Buford wants cake! Me! I want the largest! Buford wants cake! Me, me, me! Oh, there you are, Perry.
Some day, huh? Yep, and I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
Hello? Did somebody order a circus? Hello? I knew I should've gotten the down payment on the elephants.
Mom!!! Mom! Mom! Mom, Mom! Mom! Mom! MOM! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom, Mom! Mom! Mom! MOM! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! MOM!!! Mom, Mom, Mom! MOM! Mom, Mom, Mom! MOM! MOM!!! Mom, Phineas and Ferb are digitally tuning my voice!