Sanjay and Craig (2013) s03e05 Episode Script

1 Looking for a pet one day Sanjay found a talking snake And the perfect match was made Jumped into his arms to say Sanjay and Craig The stuff they get to is insane Sanjay and Craig They're in the Best Friends Hall of Fame Sanjay and Craig There is no Best Friends Hall of Fame They made it up! Aww yes! I've been up all night Holding tight To the sweetest gift With the sweetest sight And I know that it's cray-cray That I've been waiting away-way For someone to wake up And finally say - Dude - What's up? Today is the day - Come on! - Let's get going Now son, Hold your horse Can't you see that it's snowing? But, Papa Veej, I'm so excited! Yeah, I'm gonna vomit! Don't worry boys, We'll be on our way Your Mama-Dada's on it - Here we go - To Lundgren Park! - Yes - We're on our way - To get our gifts - Yeah, get our gifts Because today's the day Belle, get out here! I need some help Aw, Dad, can't I have the day off? No way.
Today's the day we make 'em pink And then I raise the price Okay, Dad, I'll work for you But a pay raise would be nice No Today's the day I eat the wings You do that every day I know, but today's the day I eat the wings Because today's the day Mom! Can't you go any faster? Yeah, we want our gifts.
Listen, boys, we are going as fast as we can But we're stuck behind a dogsled And a human person man Dad, stop.
You should probably just not sing.
Mm, okay.
Today's the day I durdle-ee a durdle deedle doo Today's the day I hope I get a brand new pair of Mm, line! Hurry up, Hector! Sorry, I was just thinking about what gift I want.
Don't worry.
It's not like we choose.
Now hurry! Whoa! Because today's the day - Today's the day - Today's the M'eh! Today's the day El dia es dia Today's the Ow! Today's The day - Today's - The Day - Today's - The Day Today is Huggle Day - Huggle Day all: Huggle Day - Huggle Day all: Huggle Day - Huggle Day all: Huggle Day - Huggle Ducka-huggle day all: Huggle Day - Hugga what? All: Huggle Day - Oh.
- Huggle Day Huggle Day Huggle Day Wow, that was pretty good.
What? Snuggle Day? Ooh-hoo, count me in! No, Huggle Day! You never heard of Huggle Day? It happens every year, dude.
Well, I usually go on a kitty-cat cruise this time of year, but it's been cancelled.
Aww! Hey, why was it cancelled? - The ship sank.
- Oh! Well, listen, Leslie, we'll catch you up.
Sanjay Oh, uh, okay, um Lundgren celebrates Huggle Day because long, long ago, way back in the year 1985, our town founder, an action movie star, Dolph Lundgren.
Oh I love him! Yes, yes, we all do, Noodman.
One day, Dolph Lundgren decided to take a hike, but he got lost.
It looked like Dolph would never survive, but a miracle happened that night in the form of a mystical man-rabbit, Huggle Bunny.
Huggle Bunny took Dolph into his Huggle home and gave him sparkling carrot juice to drink in the foyer, and hot tub to stay warm in the library and a 3D TV in 1985 to watch his movies in the Greek gardens, and he gave him a teddy bear.
Oh, oh, oh, you forgot the boom box! And army men! - And a soccer ball! - And - Gifts - Gifts - Gifts - Gifts - Gifts - Gifts Gifts, gifts, gifts gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts Gifts, gifts, gifts gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts What we gettin'? Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, Dingler Durdler-doo.
Gifts, gifts, gifts Gifts, gifts.
I like presents.
Gifts! And every year since then, Huggle Bunny gives each of us a special gift on Huggle Day.
All you have to do, Noodman, is go into the Huggle Hut, reach into the Huggle Hole and get your gift.
Easy-peasy.
Wow, that is the best holiday I have ever It's gift time! Ooh, spooky cape.
Whoa, there he is! It's Huggle Bunny! Ah, yeah, boy! Oh, oh, oh! We're suppose to line up now! I love Huggle Day! I love Huggle Day.
- Oh, hey, hello, little humans.
- Hey, guys.
Hey! I hope I get a brand new phone! I hope I get boxing gloves.
Oh, I hope I get a new eye patch.
This one smells horrible.
Yo, S-Man! Today's the day you could get a brand new skateboard.
Yeah, Huggle Bunny gives the best gifts.
Ah, this one's my favorite.
It's the first thing he ever gave me.
Yoink! Let me see that! What? Stop! Give it back! Come on, Craig! Ah, man! It's just a lame kaleidoscope.
Whoa, look! It's time to pick our gifts.
Whoa, The Huggle Hole! Me first! Me first! Come on phone! Paging Dr.
Phone! Oh! Here it comes! Oh! Oh.
A phone just like you wanted! It's brown.
Brown's a cool color.
It's like every color mixed into one.
Chocolate's brown.
Hector's hair is brown.
Seriously brown is a cool Whoa, a skateboard! Oh, it's brown.
Well, Happy Huggle day, right? Yeah, not really, but you know what could make it a Happy Huggle Day? Double-dippin'.
You know we can't do that! Why not? We're the only two in here, and all we gotta do is return these two brown gifts and grab two red gifts.
Hey, what's going on in there? Uh, nothing! We're just doing stuff! Don't come in! Ugh! Well, hurry up! It's now or never, dude? Uh, wha Okay, let's do it! 'Atta boy! Give me that.
Ha, ha, how do you feel about a skateboard that's red! So good! And no one ever has to know that we double-dipped.
Yeah! Hey, everybody! Check out my awesome new red phone! What's everybody looking at? That is so selfish.
I can't believe he did that! So selfish.
- Double-dipped.
- Yeah! And no one ever has to know that we double-dipped.
Yeah.
And no one ever has to know that we double-dipped.
Yeah.
And no one ever has to know that we double-dipped.
Yeah.
Whoa! Hey! I paid for that! Hey, wait a deedle dog dargle dee! - Uh-oh.
- Oh, no.
What have we done! You have ruined my favorite holiday.
You didn't even know about it until, like, five minutes ago! Now we're not gonna get any gifts! - No gifts! - You guys are the worst! Now everyone, let's not get carried away with emot Run 'em out of town! We're gonna get you! Sanjay! We're gonna get you! Stop! You two make very bad decisions, Ah! But you're good boys! Go! Go save Huggle Day! And don't you dare come back without our gifts! Come on, dude! We gotta find Huggle Bunny.
Man, I can't believe we agreed to do the right thing.
I don't know, but this is kind of nice.
Just walking with you and listening to the sounds of nature.
Hmm? Uh, what was that? Just the distant sound of one single wolf.
Or three super close wolves! Huh? Wait.
Whoa! Whoa! Huh? Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Huh? Huh? Huh? Whoa! - You just threw a wolf, bro! - And it lit up the sky! - Thanks.
- Uh Big scary hood person.
- Who are you? - Why'd you save us? - I saved you to last! - Dolph Lundgren? I saved you to last! It's Dolph Lundgren, super action star and chemical engineer! And he saved us till last! No, no, no, I said I was saving you "to last," to survive.
What? I'm saving your life.
I love you Dolph Lundgren! Save your sweet words.
I saw what you did to Huggle Bunny.
But, Dolph Lundgren, we're gonna give the gifts back and Huggle Day will be back and bangin' in no time.
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Yeah, good joke there, Dolph.
Wait, why are you in Lundgren? He wants more gifts! No! I have to find Huggle Bunny.
- Because of gifts? - That's none of your business! So, um, I better get going.
What? Uh, we didn't say anything.
- Mr.
Lundgren? - Huh? We might, like, perish out here.
Can we come with you? Fine.
- Hooray! - Yeah! Hey, this is kind of like the original Huggle Day.
This is nothing, nothing like the original Huggle Day.
That's Dolph Lundgren! Tree destroy! Tree flip! Into tree skip! Hey, Dolph! Will you tell me how you How I what? Tell me how Huggle Bunny saved you And gave you your very first Huggle Day gifts No time.
Tell me how It felt to get a jetpack, Diamond-crusted silk slacks Full of chocolate chip snacks You sound ridiculous.
Tell me how You and Huggle Bunny frolicked out Amongst the winter snows And from that very spot The town of Lundgren then arose No more singing! That would have been rad To see all of the gifts you had Climbing shouldn't be musical.
Tell me how You had to call an airlift To carry zillionaire gifts From his castle gates Please be quiet.
Tell me how - Spicy ostrich wings - Full of ruby pinky rings Served on plat-num paper plates Tastes like, please I'm being serious now.
Please be quiet.
Tell me how You piloted a jet with your buddy Huggle Bunny No.
And his magic clarinet making clothes out of money - With a pure golden thread - That doesn't even make sense.
Filling your tummy with the honey.
From his magic clarinet - Wow-ee - Oh, boy That would have been rad To see all of the gifts you Enough! Had.
We camp here for the night.
You boys don't know anything about Huggle Day.
Yeah we do! We know the legend like the back of our hand.
The legend's a lie.
Nobody knows the real story, because I've never told it.
Mm.
I was lost, I was hungry, cold.
That's when he found me.
Huggle bunny took me into his Huggle Home and he gave me water to drink, a small quilt for warmth, and hot carrot soup in a bread bowl.
Mm.
That was it, a simple act of kindness.
Huh? Craig, Dolph's trying to tell us that the first gifts were just simple, then came the real presents! No! It was never about the gifts.
I've watched year after year as all of Lundgren has wanted more from my friend.
He's done everything he could to keep up with the endless greed, even dancing for small change at the carnival just so he could buy you gifts.
I failed him after all he did for me, but you you pushed him over the edge with your double-dipping.
But once we give the gifts back, everything will be okay.
You'll see the truth in the morning.
Aren't you cold? I feel nothing.
Okay, Dolph.
Craig, was he telling the truth? Naw, dawg! You'll see when we find Huggle Bunny.
We'll return the gifts, he'll be magic, it'll be good.
I guess you're right.
All that song singing is catching up with me.
Hm-hmm.
Dolph, I want some breakfast.
Are we almost at Huggle Bunny's? Let's just say we're within striking distance.
Oh, wait.
Let me just check.
Is this I think this is the right Yeah.
Whoa! Did you just punch the side of the mountain off? Yes, I did, and here's your breakfast.
Whoa! Whoa! This is incredible.
See, I told you he was magic.
This isn't magic.
It's a natural chemical phenomenon caused by the unique climate and altitude.
I'm a chemical engineer.
Hogs-wash, Dolph! I say hogs-wash to you, sir! This is as magical as magical gets.
Ay, yi, yi.
And also, the breakfast you gave us melted through the ice.
Craig.
I would have expected a chemical engineer to have seen that one coming.
Craig, shh.
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
We're here.
Oh, Dolph! Everybody knows Huggle Bunny lives in a giant pink mansion.
He doesn't live in some ice hole.
Right, Sanjay? Huggle Bunny! He's gone completely floppy.
Go on, dude, you do it.
Uh, Huggle Bunny? We promise not to double dip again.
And we brought back the gifts we took.
We used them a little bit.
What's happening? Get away from him! He's got nothing left to give.
B-b-but Huggle Day is over forever.
Huh? I We failed, dude.
Huggle day is over.
Excuse me, um, Huggle Bunny? You once gave this to me and whenever I'm feeling down, I look through this and I always feel better.
Maybe it'll do the same for you.
So shines a good deed in a weary world.
Wow! I've never seen that before! - Yay! - Wow! Huggle B! That's it! It's about giving, not getting! Oh, somebody give me a gift! It's about giving! Oh, whoo-hoo! There it is! That's the spirit we've been looking for! Now, boys, the people of Lundgren may not be ready for this message of giving, so we must deliver it with equal measures of both care and precaution.
Ahh! Yeah! - Oh.
- What? M'eh? Ah! People of Lundgren, we come Where are our gifts? Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gift, gifts, gifts Silence! Please be respectful to this little boy.
Now's your time.
We've been getting Huggle Day all wrong, you guys.
As much fun as it is to get stuff, it's even funner, or, uh, more fun to give gifts.
He's trying to keep the gifts for himself.
Throw stuff at him until they fork 'em over! Yeah, yeah, there's more where that came from.
You mind if I throw that? - Here you go.
- Thanks.
Hey! Giving stuff.
That felt pretty good.
Boo! Can I have that? Wow, giving gifts feels great.
I'm as surprised as you are.
Hey, give me a gift! Uh, okay.
Whoo! - Ah! - Der! Today is Huggle Day! Today is Huggle Day Group huggle! Happy Huggle Day, Craig! Happy Huggle Day, Sanj.
Meow.