We Bare Bears (2015) s03e05 Episode Script
100 Dollars
1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
[Siren wails in distance.]
[Grunting.]
My arms! [Grunting continues.]
Howdy Whoo! Grizz! Whoa, whoa! You're back! [Grunts.]
I got some more stuff! - [Clang!.]
Oof! - Anything good? Yeah, man, totally.
Some of this stuff is even clean.
- I found this for you, Panda.
- Whoa.
A super fire card.
This will keep us warm.
And for you, I got a vacuum cleaner! [Snap!.]
I don't know how to work it, though.
[Vacuum whirs.]
This must be what Christmas is like.
[Knock on door, vacuum stops.]
[Bang!.]
- It's Coupon Cory! - Coupon Cory! Hey, hey, hey.
Hello, Cory! What are you up to? Ah, you know, got to deliver all these coupons.
Wow.
Place looks great.
I see you fixed the roof.
Anything new since yesterday? Oh, same old, same old.
So, what coupons do you got today? [Chuckles.]
I've got some good ones for you.
It's for a free car wax when you pay for a car wash at Boise Noisey Auto Shop.
- Whoo.
- Ooh! Do you also have one for a free car? [Chuckles.]
Maybe tomorrow.
Anyway, I got to head out.
[Grunting.]
Okay, catch you later, home slice.
[Grunting.]
See you after work, dudes.
Later! Bye, Cory! We love you! Take care! [Clang!.]
Cory's great.
He's simple.
Hey, Grizz, all this is nice, but where's the food? Aw, shoot! I knew I forgot something.
[Bang!.]
Oof! Sorry, Panda, I didn't get any food.
Darn.
It's okay.
I know finding food is tough.
You know, we may be poor, but we are happy.
- [Rattle, snap!.]
Huh? - What? [Chain rattling.]
[Snap!.]
What is it? - Is that a giant lunchbox? - I think it is.
Imagine all the food that could be inside! How do we open this? [Both grunting.]
[Gasps.]
I got it.
Stand back for your own safety.
I'm gonna do something I saw on TV.
[Inhales deeply.]
Kepuolani! Ow! Ooh! [Schwing!.]
[Both gasp.]
- Is it rice? - Aw, man, it's just another Band-Aid.
- A used Band-Aid, at that.
- Look, it's a wrapper! Maybe there's some crumbs.
[Gasps.]
[Music.]
- What What is it? - Ah! It's $100! Oh, man, it's a hundy! It's a hundy! We're rich rich as thieves! [Whiffling.]
I don't believe it! It's a hundy! [Cheering, laughter.]
We own the world! Grizzly: Whoo! [Horn honks.]
[Laughter.]
Look! We could get 30 burgers, 30 veggie tacos, 30 dollar shakes, and still have money for tax.
I want it! I got a better idea.
Ha! Let's go here! I-I could get three haircuts and, uh, a shave.
Maybe hair plugs.
[Music.]
[Whiffling.]
Well, shoot.
I don't know what to do.
We need to find the perfect thing to buy something for all of us.
[Heavenly music plays.]
[Both gasp.]
[Music.]
Baby, come with me Cruisin' past clouds so blue Far away from here and the people we knew [Tires squeal.]
Life is better when we don't want more I see you like what you found.
We love it! How fast can it go? This baby can speed up to 60 kilometers per day.
- Wow! - Special offer today only $100.
That's perfect! Here you go.
[Groans.]
Uh, what are you doing? Just hand it over.
- Dude, what are you doing? - Uh, I don't know.
- I I can't let go.
- Just hand it over.
[Grunts.]
Save me, Panda! [Grunts.]
Come on [All grunting.]
Oh, no! [Growls.]
Give it! [All grunting.]
No, give give it! Okay, okay! Fine, fine! I'm sorry, we're just not ready to part with Hundy.
[Sighs.]
Well, you got to spend it on something.
We're sorry, sir.
Guys, let's go.
No, please, don't leave! [Door bells jingle.]
I don't know.
I just got so sad imagining not having Hundy anymore.
If we spend Hundy, we'll never have money again.
[Sobbing.]
I'm never letting go of Hundy.
Hundy's like family now.
Let's promise never to spend him.
Let's go home.
[Music.]
[Humming.]
[Vacuum whirring.]
Shh, quiet! You're waking Hundy.
[Vacuum stops.]
Hundy, I'm home! [Canned laughter.]
Evening, Grizz.
Welcome back.
So, how's my precious, little Hundy? [Canned laughter.]
Oh, you know, just wonderful.
Hey, the place looks so clean and tidy now.
I love it.
Ooh, I really love the fire.
It's a nice touch.
[Canned laughter.]
Heh.
Did you find any food while you were out? I'm starved.
Nope, but don't cry.
I found something even better.
A bed for Hundy! [Audience "Aww"s.]
Put him in! Mmm.
[Audience "Aww"s.]
It's like, with money, we're a complete family now.
[Canned laughter.]
Coochy, coochy, coo! I'll head out and get Hundy some more furnishings.
[Clang!.]
[Both gasp.]
Hey, bears! [Audience whooping.]
Phew! It's just Cory.
What's up, man? Any new coupons you got for us today? Oh, oh, oh! But first, we want you to meet the newest addition to our family! We call him Hundy! We found him all alone.
Panda: Tossed away, unloved.
Wow a whole $100?! Man, I don't think I've ever seen one up close before.
Just look how cute he is.
Hey, there, little fella! Aww, I think he likes you, Cory.
[Chuckles.]
I have a way with money.
He's certainly a big responsibility.
He needs to be in the hands of someone strong and responsible like you, Grizz.
So I'd say he's in the right hands.
Duly noted! Well, good luck, bears.
Got to get back to work.
I'll keep an eye out for that free car.
[Clicks tongue.]
Oh! Thanks, Cory! Oh, man, what a great guy.
Hey, Grizz, could you actually pick up some more stuff for Hundy? [Clears throat.]
Well, considering what Cory said, the strongest and most responsible person should stay behind to take care of Hundy.
So that's me.
After all, Pan Pan, I'm the oldest.
[Vacuum whirring.]
But, Grizz, we have a system.
You're the one that's supposed to go out, and I watch over Hundy! Hey! Don't be a stiff, Panda! No, Grizz! Cut it out! [Vacuum whirs loudly.]
- Huh? - Huh? [Whoosh!.]
Hey, you weren't part of this discussion! Grr! Aah! Oof! Hey, man, that could have burned the house down! You're being too rough with him.
[Grunting.]
I was the first thing he saw! But I was the one who brought him here in the first place! [Grunting continues.]
He takes after me the most! [Rip!.]
[Both gasp.]
[Rustling.]
Stop tugging him, Grizz.
Hundy needs to heal.
[Imitates voice mockingly.]
[Horns honking in distance.]
[Insects chirping, siren wails in distance.]
[Suspenseful music plays.]
[Footsteps approach.]
[Snoring.]
No, no, Hundy.
We won't take it to court.
[Snores, whimpers.]
But, ah - [Vacuum whirring.]
Huh?! - Aah! What was that?! Where's Hundy?! Something's got Hundy! [Whoosh!.]
Stop, thief! [Gasps.]
That guy's got Hundy! Give us back our Hundy! [Panting.]
- That's our Hundy! - Dodge! [Both grunt.]
Bros? Ah! I won't let you get away with this! [Growls.]
[Gasps.]
[Humming.]
[Grunts.]
Get back here, you dingle! Grr! Whoa! [Panting.]
Everything hurts.
[Panting.]
[Chuckles.]
Yeow! Aah! Get off What?! Hey! [Both grunting.]
- Whoa! - Oof! [Clang!.]
Whoa! Oof! Ugh.
- Grizz, are you all right? - Oh.
Aw, it hurts.
[Sniffles.]
Coupon Cory?! Why?! - Why would you do this, bro?! - [Chuckling.]
Hey, bears.
Uh, I-I don't want any trouble.
- Huh? - I just want - the bill! - Brother! [Grunting.]
Let go, guys! [Clang!.]
Whoa! - [Screams.]
No! - Aah! [Distorted.]
No-o-o-o! [Normal voice.]
Hang on! I've got you, bros! I've got you! [Grunting.]
[Wind whistles.]
Huh? Wait, Pan Pan! - It's Hundy! - [Gasps.]
Hundy! [Grunts.]
Aah! I can't get to him! You got to save him, then.
He's worth more than us.
[Music.]
You could buy new brothers.
What? But You'll be his only family.
Look after him.
[Growls.]
Aah! [Both grunt.]
[Wind whistles.]
Oh, my gosh! I'm sorry! I had to let Hundy go! I thought I almost lost you guys! It's all my fault! No, Panda, you were really strong.
This all happened because of Cory.
[Rattling.]
[Grunting, panting.]
Kid, are you all right? What happened? He's a thief! Arrest him, officer! He robbed our house and tried to steal our money! Then he threw a can at me, and it hurt really bad.
- Boo! - Boo! - Boo! - Boo! Uh [Chuckles.]
Uh, y-you see, um All right, let's go talk down at the station.
[Handcuffs click.]
Yeah! Justice for Hundy.
- Think he'll get life? - Hmm.
[Wind whistles.]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Look! It's Hundy! [Music.]
Aww, look at him go.
He's so free.
He was the best money we ever had.
But you guys are worth much more.
Now, let's go get some food.
[Stomach growls.]
Yes, it's been days.
[Siren wails in distance.]
[Grunting.]
My arms! [Grunting continues.]
Howdy Whoo! Grizz! Whoa, whoa! You're back! [Grunts.]
I got some more stuff! - [Clang!.]
Oof! - Anything good? Yeah, man, totally.
Some of this stuff is even clean.
- I found this for you, Panda.
- Whoa.
A super fire card.
This will keep us warm.
And for you, I got a vacuum cleaner! [Snap!.]
I don't know how to work it, though.
[Vacuum whirs.]
This must be what Christmas is like.
[Knock on door, vacuum stops.]
[Bang!.]
- It's Coupon Cory! - Coupon Cory! Hey, hey, hey.
Hello, Cory! What are you up to? Ah, you know, got to deliver all these coupons.
Wow.
Place looks great.
I see you fixed the roof.
Anything new since yesterday? Oh, same old, same old.
So, what coupons do you got today? [Chuckles.]
I've got some good ones for you.
It's for a free car wax when you pay for a car wash at Boise Noisey Auto Shop.
- Whoo.
- Ooh! Do you also have one for a free car? [Chuckles.]
Maybe tomorrow.
Anyway, I got to head out.
[Grunting.]
Okay, catch you later, home slice.
[Grunting.]
See you after work, dudes.
Later! Bye, Cory! We love you! Take care! [Clang!.]
Cory's great.
He's simple.
Hey, Grizz, all this is nice, but where's the food? Aw, shoot! I knew I forgot something.
[Bang!.]
Oof! Sorry, Panda, I didn't get any food.
Darn.
It's okay.
I know finding food is tough.
You know, we may be poor, but we are happy.
- [Rattle, snap!.]
Huh? - What? [Chain rattling.]
[Snap!.]
What is it? - Is that a giant lunchbox? - I think it is.
Imagine all the food that could be inside! How do we open this? [Both grunting.]
[Gasps.]
I got it.
Stand back for your own safety.
I'm gonna do something I saw on TV.
[Inhales deeply.]
Kepuolani! Ow! Ooh! [Schwing!.]
[Both gasp.]
- Is it rice? - Aw, man, it's just another Band-Aid.
- A used Band-Aid, at that.
- Look, it's a wrapper! Maybe there's some crumbs.
[Gasps.]
[Music.]
- What What is it? - Ah! It's $100! Oh, man, it's a hundy! It's a hundy! We're rich rich as thieves! [Whiffling.]
I don't believe it! It's a hundy! [Cheering, laughter.]
We own the world! Grizzly: Whoo! [Horn honks.]
[Laughter.]
Look! We could get 30 burgers, 30 veggie tacos, 30 dollar shakes, and still have money for tax.
I want it! I got a better idea.
Ha! Let's go here! I-I could get three haircuts and, uh, a shave.
Maybe hair plugs.
[Music.]
[Whiffling.]
Well, shoot.
I don't know what to do.
We need to find the perfect thing to buy something for all of us.
[Heavenly music plays.]
[Both gasp.]
[Music.]
Baby, come with me Cruisin' past clouds so blue Far away from here and the people we knew [Tires squeal.]
Life is better when we don't want more I see you like what you found.
We love it! How fast can it go? This baby can speed up to 60 kilometers per day.
- Wow! - Special offer today only $100.
That's perfect! Here you go.
[Groans.]
Uh, what are you doing? Just hand it over.
- Dude, what are you doing? - Uh, I don't know.
- I I can't let go.
- Just hand it over.
[Grunts.]
Save me, Panda! [Grunts.]
Come on [All grunting.]
Oh, no! [Growls.]
Give it! [All grunting.]
No, give give it! Okay, okay! Fine, fine! I'm sorry, we're just not ready to part with Hundy.
[Sighs.]
Well, you got to spend it on something.
We're sorry, sir.
Guys, let's go.
No, please, don't leave! [Door bells jingle.]
I don't know.
I just got so sad imagining not having Hundy anymore.
If we spend Hundy, we'll never have money again.
[Sobbing.]
I'm never letting go of Hundy.
Hundy's like family now.
Let's promise never to spend him.
Let's go home.
[Music.]
[Humming.]
[Vacuum whirring.]
Shh, quiet! You're waking Hundy.
[Vacuum stops.]
Hundy, I'm home! [Canned laughter.]
Evening, Grizz.
Welcome back.
So, how's my precious, little Hundy? [Canned laughter.]
Oh, you know, just wonderful.
Hey, the place looks so clean and tidy now.
I love it.
Ooh, I really love the fire.
It's a nice touch.
[Canned laughter.]
Heh.
Did you find any food while you were out? I'm starved.
Nope, but don't cry.
I found something even better.
A bed for Hundy! [Audience "Aww"s.]
Put him in! Mmm.
[Audience "Aww"s.]
It's like, with money, we're a complete family now.
[Canned laughter.]
Coochy, coochy, coo! I'll head out and get Hundy some more furnishings.
[Clang!.]
[Both gasp.]
Hey, bears! [Audience whooping.]
Phew! It's just Cory.
What's up, man? Any new coupons you got for us today? Oh, oh, oh! But first, we want you to meet the newest addition to our family! We call him Hundy! We found him all alone.
Panda: Tossed away, unloved.
Wow a whole $100?! Man, I don't think I've ever seen one up close before.
Just look how cute he is.
Hey, there, little fella! Aww, I think he likes you, Cory.
[Chuckles.]
I have a way with money.
He's certainly a big responsibility.
He needs to be in the hands of someone strong and responsible like you, Grizz.
So I'd say he's in the right hands.
Duly noted! Well, good luck, bears.
Got to get back to work.
I'll keep an eye out for that free car.
[Clicks tongue.]
Oh! Thanks, Cory! Oh, man, what a great guy.
Hey, Grizz, could you actually pick up some more stuff for Hundy? [Clears throat.]
Well, considering what Cory said, the strongest and most responsible person should stay behind to take care of Hundy.
So that's me.
After all, Pan Pan, I'm the oldest.
[Vacuum whirring.]
But, Grizz, we have a system.
You're the one that's supposed to go out, and I watch over Hundy! Hey! Don't be a stiff, Panda! No, Grizz! Cut it out! [Vacuum whirs loudly.]
- Huh? - Huh? [Whoosh!.]
Hey, you weren't part of this discussion! Grr! Aah! Oof! Hey, man, that could have burned the house down! You're being too rough with him.
[Grunting.]
I was the first thing he saw! But I was the one who brought him here in the first place! [Grunting continues.]
He takes after me the most! [Rip!.]
[Both gasp.]
[Rustling.]
Stop tugging him, Grizz.
Hundy needs to heal.
[Imitates voice mockingly.]
[Horns honking in distance.]
[Insects chirping, siren wails in distance.]
[Suspenseful music plays.]
[Footsteps approach.]
[Snoring.]
No, no, Hundy.
We won't take it to court.
[Snores, whimpers.]
But, ah - [Vacuum whirring.]
Huh?! - Aah! What was that?! Where's Hundy?! Something's got Hundy! [Whoosh!.]
Stop, thief! [Gasps.]
That guy's got Hundy! Give us back our Hundy! [Panting.]
- That's our Hundy! - Dodge! [Both grunt.]
Bros? Ah! I won't let you get away with this! [Growls.]
[Gasps.]
[Humming.]
[Grunts.]
Get back here, you dingle! Grr! Whoa! [Panting.]
Everything hurts.
[Panting.]
[Chuckles.]
Yeow! Aah! Get off What?! Hey! [Both grunting.]
- Whoa! - Oof! [Clang!.]
Whoa! Oof! Ugh.
- Grizz, are you all right? - Oh.
Aw, it hurts.
[Sniffles.]
Coupon Cory?! Why?! - Why would you do this, bro?! - [Chuckling.]
Hey, bears.
Uh, I-I don't want any trouble.
- Huh? - I just want - the bill! - Brother! [Grunting.]
Let go, guys! [Clang!.]
Whoa! - [Screams.]
No! - Aah! [Distorted.]
No-o-o-o! [Normal voice.]
Hang on! I've got you, bros! I've got you! [Grunting.]
[Wind whistles.]
Huh? Wait, Pan Pan! - It's Hundy! - [Gasps.]
Hundy! [Grunts.]
Aah! I can't get to him! You got to save him, then.
He's worth more than us.
[Music.]
You could buy new brothers.
What? But You'll be his only family.
Look after him.
[Growls.]
Aah! [Both grunt.]
[Wind whistles.]
Oh, my gosh! I'm sorry! I had to let Hundy go! I thought I almost lost you guys! It's all my fault! No, Panda, you were really strong.
This all happened because of Cory.
[Rattling.]
[Grunting, panting.]
Kid, are you all right? What happened? He's a thief! Arrest him, officer! He robbed our house and tried to steal our money! Then he threw a can at me, and it hurt really bad.
- Boo! - Boo! - Boo! - Boo! Uh [Chuckles.]
Uh, y-you see, um All right, let's go talk down at the station.
[Handcuffs click.]
Yeah! Justice for Hundy.
- Think he'll get life? - Hmm.
[Wind whistles.]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Look! It's Hundy! [Music.]
Aww, look at him go.
He's so free.
He was the best money we ever had.
But you guys are worth much more.
Now, let's go get some food.
[Stomach growls.]
Yes, it's been days.