Wellington Paranormal (2018) s03e05 Episode Script

Just get you to stay with your car, please ma'am.
So we're just doing some regular policing today.
Um, we've pulled this young woman over for speeding.
Over here please.
Um, discovered that someone in a car matching this description has been, actually been charged with, vandalising letterboxes in the area earlier today.
We've got reason to believe you've attacked a letterbox in the area.
- Wasn't me.
- No? You've got a baseball bat in the backseat here.
No.
It's a softball bat.
Is it your softball bat? No.
What's it doing in your car? Not my car.
It's not your car.
So you just got out of someone else's car? No.
Well, we just saw you exit that vehicle.
So, what's going on? What were you doing in this car? Breaking and entering? - No.
- Are you stealing it? No.
What were you doing in there? No.
That's not actually an answer to that question.
- Do you live in this area? - No.
Just visiting my ex.
So would your ex happen to be the person that lives at number 12 with a smashed in letterbox? Who reported this terrible crime? Well, we are not at liberty to divulge that.
It was Neighbourhood Watch, wasn't it? OK.
So this young woman will get a, ticket for speeding, and also for driving without a Warrant of Fitness.
- Um, and I mean, as for - O'Leary? Hang on a second, Minogue.
As for the letterbox, what will happen Yeah.
O'Leary? I'm just trying to tell them about the Yeah.
Is that a meteor? No.
It's a meteorite.
What's the difference? A meteor vaporises in the earth's atmosphere.
Is that a police matter? It could be putting people in danger.
So I guess, yes.
Yes, it is.
You just, hope you've learnt your lesson.
And we will get in touch with you later.
So, we followed the meteorite and, as it happens, we're the, first officers on the scene.
- First on the scene.
- Yeah.
I mean, obviously our main priority is public safety.
Um, we've spoken to these people, and no one seems to be hurt.
So now we'll just, continue sectioning off the crater and then go and talk to some of these, other nearby residents.
Hey, guys.
Come over and have a look at this.
You won't get a chance to see this very often.
No.
No, no, no.
Stand back please.
Stay back.
OK? Actually, it's probably better if you just stand back, all right? This is dangerous.
That's why we've got the tape and the cones.
So just back it up a bit.
Until we bring the tape round to that side, just imagine there's tape over there.
- I haven't got enough tape.
- What? I underestimated the amount of tape that we're gonna need.
Well, where's the rest of it? Neighbourhood Watch.
Hello, sir.
I'm Officer O'Leary.
This is Officer Minogue.
Are you guys here about the tree? The one that drops all its leaves all over my lawn? No, no.
No, we're here about the meteorite from outer space which just landed in front of your house over there.
It takes a bloody meteor for you lot to turn up.
You don't care about my leaves, but you care about the meteor.
It's actually, mate, it's a meteorite, not a meteor.
OK? There is a difference.
What is the difference? Um Well, probably a more important question is can you tell us what happened? OK.
Well, I was working on my fuse box, because I'm an electrician.
Electricity Bill.
My name is Bill.
Rates are on the back.
Felt this, you know, this electrical surge just come through me, you know, it was Electrocuted yourself? No, just, it was a surge that came through me.
- Right.
- But Didn't hurt myself because, you know, I'm quite tough.
I did hear screams coming from Molly next door, though.
You all right, mate? I'm fine.
Are you guys all right? - Yeah.
Good thanks.
- Yeah.
We're good.
- OK.
- Thank you.
Thanks for your help.
I was just patting Chairman Meow when it struck.
And he leapt off my lap, ran away, terrified.
He sprayed his scent on my carpet.
Is Chairman Meow your husband? I'm pretty sure it's her cat.
How did your cat become a Chairman? That's just the cat's name.
First name, Chairman.
Last name, Meow.
- It's - Can you help me find him? Yeah.
They probably won't.
Maybe we won't.
I mean, I reckon he's really terrified.
He's probably under the house or something.
Can you please help me find him? I might have a few leads, Molly.
That's an electrician joke.
Yeah.
We got it.
- Explain it to me later.
- I will.
Yeah.
Puss, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss.
Chairman Meow.
- Puss, puss, puss, puss.
- Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
Puss, come.
Meow.
Puss.
Here, puss, puss, puss.
Here, puss, puss, puss.
Puss, puss.
Here, kitty.
- Hi.
- Hello.
Hi.
Are you here to talk to her about putting her nonorganic rubbish in my skip? Clearly labelled "organic materials only"? No.
Don't talk to George.
He's not a part of our Neighbourhood Watch group.
He's part of the community though, isn't he? You just stick to your stupid roses, George.
These roses win prizes.
- Yeah, so? Second prizes.
- Ooh.
- Well, that's not actually that bad.
- Second is quite good.
Let's just de-escalate the situation please.
OK? Stop.
Look.
Got to, we need to try and make sure that this cat's safe.
Chairman Meow.
OK.
YOWLS Her adrenaline is obviously still pumping.
Yeah.
Thank you.
See you, George.
Good luck with your roses.
Be careful, guys, that looks heavy.
I'd give you a hand but I stuffed my back.
Playing touch.
Just mind the paintwork, guys.
Good on you, guys.
Thank you.
Well, don't touch me.
You'll have radioactive stuff on you.
O'Leary? Morena, team.
A lot of excitement following yesterday's meteorite crash.
I just want to acknowledge O'Leary and Minogue for being first on the scene.
Just, right place at the right time.
Yeah.
It was luck, really.
Some pretty excellent driving and quite a lot of skill.
Probably dedication and, to, you know, police work.
- And skills, obviously.
- Yeah, skill.
Sure.
However, conversely, none of you were first on the scene at this morning's attempted robbery at the Clark Street Bank, were you? It was foiled by a group of potentially dangerous vigilantes, who restrained the assailant, and left this note.
Well, that's nice.
Well, yeah But unless it's like that kind of sarcastic, "You're welcome".
Whether they meant it sarcastically or not, remains to be seen.
But as far as I'm concerned, you're not welcome, any of you.
Now we do not want to encourage these types of vigilante acts.
There's potential it could be become unsafe, and it's our job to enforce the law, not the public's.
All right? Now go out there and do your jobs.
Thank you very much.
Dismissed.
Now, take a look at these images from the security cameras.
Now this is the, attempted liquor store robber.
Very blurry.
I can't, it's, I can't really see it.
You guys might want to physically zoom in yourselves.
So, Zoom in.
Zoom times two.
Times three.
Yeah.
That should do it.
So it appears that the vigilantes have, restrained this, woman here using a mixture of wire and electrical tape.
You can't quite make it out, but underneath the restraints, it appears that she has slash marks on her clothes.
Next image.
This is the bank robber.
Notice that he appears to have, electrical burns here, around the neck, and the abdomen area.
We don't have any footage of the, vigilantes that did this, because apparently the rest of the security footage was wiped, as if by some huge electrical surge.
- Is that normal? - I reckon that's suspicious.
It is.
So I want the two of you to get out there and find out what's going on.
Yeah.
And when should we do that? Probably right now.
Copy that.
So it appears these potentially dangerous vigilantes have, in fact, foiled another crime.
We're just going to talk to this young man over here.
Can you look at me when I'm talking to you, please? I'm, I'm a bit, a bit stuck here.
- OK.
Well, look.
- Can't you see? Yeah.
Well, I can see, and that's what I want to know more about.
Can you describe what happened please? What's happened here? This old lady.
No.
Old woman.
That's right.
Woman, a better word.
No.
Old, old lady.
Right that down, as is.
Old lady.
Old, like you.
Can you describe the? - Excuse me.
- Well, hang on a minute.
- Well, there's, no - So you think I look old? Yeah.
Ancient.
It's the hat makes me look old.
Do you think if I had a moustache I'd look younger? This is not really helping with the investigation.
OK? But just while we've got him here, while we've got him here.
You guys, OK, look.
I can see, there's a bit of tension here.
OK.
All right.
We'll talk to you later.
We'll talk to you later.
So you just do the notes.
And we'll talk to this guy.
Can you describe this lady to me please? Yeah.
She was furry.
- Like a cat.
- A cat.
- Like, meow.
- Like, meow.
OK.
And then what did she do? She vomited on me, like this.
All this came out.
OK, that's a lot to come out of a, of a potentially elderly woman.
Um, so we probably need to look for her as well, to make sure she's OK.
Anything else? Her old Boomer mate, he electrocuted me.
What did he electrocute you with? His hands.
Come on, mate.
Electricity came out of his fingers.
Yeah Sure, it did.
OK.
Well, again, we certainly don't I'm not lying.
I don't lie.
OK.
Did you do this? No.
It wasn't me.
OK.
So this spray can is not yours? No, no.
Not mine.
OK.
That red stuff on your hands, someone else did that, did they? - Yeah.
- OK.
I mean, it is quite good that this, petty criminal has actually been apprehended.
Um, but we strongly advise that the public leave the crime-fighting to the professionals.
Yeah.
Or us.
I mean, you can't just go around electrocuting people.
No.
I mean, we tase people.
Well, that's true.
But we're the police.
Yeah.
Electrocuting people should be special just for us.
No.
Tasing should be only deployed in threatening situations by trained individuals.
You can put it that way.
But essentially, it boils down to we get to do the electrocuting, no one else.
I, I really don't think that's the point of having the taser.
OK? Well, no.
It's the last resort.
I mean, it's the last line, last line of defence.
- Yeah.
- OK? Yep.
But So it's not really about the electrocution, is it? No, no.
Well, it's I mean, that's, it's not like, "Ooh.
I know what we could have as police.
" Yeah.
It's interesting, though, isn't it? Because it's the last line of defence, but it's the only weapon we've got.
So it's also the first line of defence.
I disagree, because what our, what's our number one weapon, Minogue? - We've talked about this.
- Baton.
No.
It's the ability to talk to our community.
- Yeah - OK? And, and reason with people.
OK? Negotiate.
All of those things.
Yeah.
That's the number one weapon - communication.
- So, first weapon is our mouth.
- Yes.
And the second weapon is the electricity gun.
So, due to possible radiation, we're wearing police-issue hazmat suits, to protect us from cosmic rays.
It could be highly dangerous, I cannot stress enough.
Until we identify the energy signal, please do not touch the meteor, Parker.
Don't touch it.
Don't touch it, Parker.
- Parker.
- Here we go, Sarge.
There's your cup of tea.
I just, just told you not to touch it.
Wait.
- What? - How do you feel, Parker? I've been struggling lately, but I think I'm getting through it.
- Thanks for asking.
- Not that.
Do you feel different in any way? Um, no more than normal.
Where, where's your hazmat suit? I got noodles on it.
Well, go get it on, please.
OK.
Sure.
Sorry, sir.
- Yep.
- Right.
I mean, it's just a theory, but is it possible that these cosmic rays from the meteorite, have given people, like, some sort of weird super powers during the shockwave? Well, if this meteorite could give people super powers, I'd be very interested in witnessing that.
Sorry to interrupt.
Yep.
Um, Sarge, I've just got a report that might be of interest.
Um, "a burglar at a pharmacy in Naenae" and a couple minutes later "super heroes fighting.
" "A burglar at a pharmacy in Naenae".
Thought it might be connected? Maybe, maybe not? All right.
Good work, Parker.
The two of you, get over to Naenae, and check that pharmacy out.
- Copy that.
- Yep.
We've had a callout to this pharmacy, where there's an attempted burglary taking place.
But, looks like the would-be offender has already been taken care of.
- Hey.
- G'day, mate.
- Hello.
- Um, what's going on here? Well, I was just rob Looking, for some hair products.
Were you gonna say, "robbing"? Yeah.
Were you gonna say, "robbing"? Because this is closed.
- Yes, I was.
- Yes.
You realise that you can go to jail for that? It's illegal.
Well, those super heroes stopped me.
Super heroes? This Cat Lady pounced, like, twenty feet and scratched me.
Ooh.
This weird girl just kept on making random comments, and then this guy electrocuted me.
It really hurt.
But it was cool.
What did they use to electrocute you with? Was it Electricity Hands? Electricity Hands.
Sounds like it could be the same people.
They took a while, because a lot of people around wanted to get selfies with them.
Selfies? Yeah.
Well, actually I got a selfie with them too.
They took it on my phone.
Want to have a look? Yeah.
That's the one.
That's just after they caught me.
Look.
It's the Neighbourhood Watch.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
They were dangerous.
But cool.
"Dangerous but cool".
I know.
I mean, look, have we ever been asked for selfies, when we've been solving crimes? Absolutely not.
Not once have we been asked to take a selfie.
I've tried to take a selfie, with the criminals.
Minogue.
And their lawyers say, "illegal", "breach of human rights", "off the force".
Well, I mean, but also Yeah.
It's not, it's just entirely professional, you know? No.
Well, yeah The point has been made.
But the point that I'm making is they never want to get selfies with us.
Well, maybe we should just not want to get selfies with them, anyway.
I mean, it's like, those vigilantes are just trying to do our job.
Exactly.
They're usurpers.
We've been usurped.
You know what? We would have got to that pharmacy, and stopped that robbery.
- Absolutely.
- Why didn't you, though? Because, we were on another job, actually.
OK? But they've got Electricity Hands.
OK.
Well, you know what? For starters, OK, it's raining.
Electricity and water do not mix, OK.
So any intelligent vigilante would actually know that.
I mean, if I knew that I could just go out there and solve crimes, I would have done it without spending any time at police college.
What? Well, no.
That makes you as bad as them.
Or as good as them, because they're being pretty effective.
By touching the meteorite with his bare hands, it would appear that Constable Parker has become magnetic.
Mostly with cutlery.
And keys.
It seems the same thing has also affected those in the immediate shockwave of the crash.
Radiation has mutated them on a cellular level, making them superhuman.
Sarge.
As you can observe here, this phenomenon.
We're actually gonna take Parker back to the lab and run further tests.
Well, now he's just showing off.
Minogue and have also had close contact with the meteorite.
Is it possible that it could have made them spectacular in some kind of way? Do you reckon I'd look good with a moustache? No.
Are you sure? Imagine it? I'm trying really hard not to.
See.
Excuse me, sir.
You're under arrest.
Excuse me, sir.
You're under arrest.
See, that was weaker.
Yeah.
I know.
But I feel weaker without it.
Slow down, O'Leary.
Look.
What's that? Is that fence on fire? What does it say? "Pick up your dog poo".
It's good advice.
Help.
Help.
They're after me.
Who are? - The, the - Looks like rain.
These people, they've got super powers.
They attacked me because I, I forgot to pick up my dog poo.
Dog poo? Why do you own one of those? - Just get in, get in.
- Go, go! Yeah.
Hey, we're going.
This Cat Lady scratched me, and, and there was this ghost, he was trying to electrocute me.
Sounds like those vigilantes are at it again.
And they've ripped up his jazzy outfit.
No, no.
Just this shirt.
I bought the jeans pre-ripped.
Well, I want the number of that place, because they shouldn't be selling clothes in that condition.
- OK.
- Look, we need to go.
- OK.
I am going, all right? - Go.
We need to drive.
You need, you need to stay calm.
OK? I'm going, OK? So, just don't The car has crapped out.
It's too late.
O'Leary, the door is being held shut, as if by some supernatural force.
- Well, now I'm panicking.
- OK, there's no need to panic.
OK? Stay calm.
All right? Why is everybody saying the word 'panic'? Because people are panicking, and they need to stay calm.
OK? Don't you start panicking? ALL YELL OVER EACH OTHER Help me.
Help me.
Help me.
ALL YELL OVER EACH OTHER Where did he go? Up that alleyway.
- Pursuing on foot.
- Pursuing on foot.
He went down this alleyway.
There they are.
Stop.
Police! The Neighbourhood Watch group.
We met yesterday.
No, no, no.
We're the Revengers.
I believe that this meteorite could hold the key to defeating the Revengers.
Perhaps it's some kind of Kryptonite? If we can somehow reverse the polarity of the energy signal, not quite sure how you do that.
Still no suit, Parker? I couldn't fit it over all the cutlery.
But I think the damage has been done anyway.
I mean See? Nothing.
Parker, your powers are intensifying.
We definitely need to get you to these Revengers.
You might be the only one who can stop them, if you can harness your abilities.
I think I can.
Give me my, give me my watch back please, Parker.
I don't know how, Sarge.
Well, just, look, harness it.
Harness it.
This is not an easy one to explain.
Well, basically an overzealous Neighbourhood Watch group have mutated to form super powers, and they've now gotten power hungry.
That's basically it.
Pretty much.
Electricity Bill.
I'm Power Man now.
And I've got the power of of power.
I'm Cat Lady.
I'm a fur-midable foe for petty criminals.
That was a terrible pun.
- My puns are better than hers.
- Petty.
Tom Petty was an American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and record producer.
Hang on, sorry.
Who, is she? Sorry? She's Google Girl.
She's got the power of the internet.
I mean, is that even a power? When I could just look it up on my phone? She doesn't need a phone.
That's the point.
That's the thing.
She doesn't need the phone.
Yeah.
The meteorite gave us all different powers, and we're gonna use them to do what you guys don't do.
Yeah, exactly.
We're gonna protect the citizens of Wellington.
Hang on a minute.
That's exactly what we do.
- That's our job.
- Not only do we do that, yeah - That's our job.
- It's in our job description.
OK? There'd be no point us doing that being here if you weren't doing that.
We're not gonna stop until the streets are clean.
Who's this now? Hey.
Guys.
- It's George.
- Hey.
I've got super powers too.
I want to join your you know, superhero group, team.
I can make water come out my hands.
I can do jet.
I haven't quite harnessed it yet.
This hand is a bit weaker than my this hand.
I've got strength in this jet.
Or I can do mist.
See? No, George.
No, you didn't join our Neighbourhood Watch group.
Yuck.
Molly.
Agh! My eyes.
I get the picture, you don't need me.
The seat's wet.
Person reported stealing tennis balls from the Caltex Basin Reserve.
Let's catch 'em and scratch 'em.
No.
Stop right there, please.
You've got to stop hurting people, OK? I've got a taser, and I'm only a little bit afraid to use it.
Hey.
Yeah.
Excuse me, Bill.
That thing you have is police property.
You can't just keep it up there in the sky all day.
- OK? - Hey.
You're under arrest.
Sorry, just a second.
GROANS Yes, Parker.
Feel it.
Focus your energy.
Harness your ability.
Use your power! Power.
It's working.
I'm harnessing.
I'm harnessing.
- Ooh.
- Ooh.
Ooh! Look, we just want you to stop hurting people.
Unlike you, we want to save people.
Freeze, please.
Freeze, police, please.
Yeah, freeze.
YOWLS HISSES Stop squirting me, George.
I think there's some romantic history here.
Look, you guys are all breaking the law to uphold the law, which is against the law.
You can't stop us.
Yeah.
Electricity hands! It's time you had a power cut, Bill.
Please desist.
I don't think it's a good idea to mix electricity and water.
You could have had me, Molly.
Molly is with me now, George.
I think they knocked each other out, O'Leary.
My powers, they were almost harnessed.
CAT LADY YOWLS So the self-titled Revengers managed to, take care of themselves.
Electricity does not mix with water, is what I've learned.
So I've come to realise where I've gone wrong with washing the taser.
And I've learned that, you know, having super powers is not actually optimal for suburban policing.
It was probably better that we didn't have super powers.
I mean, I guess our uniforms are a bit like a costume.
Um, and we do have a, a catchphrase.
Safer communities together.