Austin and Ally s03e06 Episode Script

Trish, we have a Glee club emergency.
Our tenor, Lenny, was chased by a dog, fell off his bike, and broke his leg.
Oh, great! That means we don't have to rehearse today.
Man, dogs really are man's best friend.
Have some sympathy.
Yeah, poor Lenny's probably gonna be on crutches for six weeks.
I mean sympathy for me.
Without a tenor, there's no way we'll win next week's competition.
We might end up in Second place.
Second place still qualifies you for regionals.
Oh, but second place is not winning.
Second place means you're a loser.
Hey, I come in second place all the time.
Would you guys call me a loser? Do you really want me to answer that? Probably not.
I have to fix this.
I'm the captain.
When there's a problem, the whole club looks to me to be calm, cool, and collected.
Maybe they should look somewhere else.
I see what's going on.
She's afflicted with a rare condition called "a capella persperitis," better known as "Glee fever!" I kind of have a touch of it myself, but I'll never get cured since I didn't get picked to be in Glee club.
I'd give you my spot if I didn't need the extra credits.
I tried wood shop, but apparently it's "dangerous" to fall asleep while operating a buzz saw.
Focus.
We need to find a last minute replacement for Lenny.
He needs to be a strong singer who can learn fast.
Where are you gonna find that? She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes.
Dez! Shh.
We're trying to think.
You also need someone with charisma and good dance moves.
Who do we know? Gosh, what's wrong with us? We already know the perfect person.
Of course.
He's been right in front of us the whole time.
Ally, it would be my honor.
Austin! You should be in Glee club.
Why not? Since you can't find anyone else.
- Yeah.
- All right, cool.
Bye, Dez.
When the crowd wants more I bring on the thunder 'cause you've got my back and I'm not going under you're my point, you're my guard you're the perfect chord and I see our names together on every billboard we're headed for the top, we've got it on lock we'll make 'em say "hey!" and we'll keep rockin' oh, there's no way I could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya it's no fun when you're doing it solo with you it's like, "whoa," yeah, and I know I own this dream 'cause I got you with me there's no way I could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya.
Hustle up, b-sharps.
Say hi to your new teammate, pop star Austin moon.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Hi.
I'm Elle, and single.
Uh, nice to meet you.
You're Austin moon.
I can't believe you're talking to me.
Huh?! Oh.
Okay.
Hi.
I'm Just so you know, I'm not a fan.
I hate pop music, and popcorn, and soda pop.
Anything with a pop in it.
Nice to meet you too? That's b.
B.
She hates everything.
Why is she in Glee club? She hates not being in Glee club.
Austin's really gonna help our club.
He's 6'1", and he bench presses Thanks, but what does that have to do with Glee club? He's also the wrestling coach.
He loves music and headlocks.
You're so strong.
And cute.
Did I mention I was single? Back off, Elle.
Austin, welcome to the team.
Happy to be here, coach.
I love performing with my friends.
Hmm.
With some of your friends.
Okay, I'm gonna turn over rehearsal to our captain.
What's our motto? Be strong, be loud, b-sharp! I didn't hear you, Miles.
Be strong, be loud, b-sharp.
We'll work on that.
Okay, everybody.
Line up for "heart beat.
" Oh, Austin.
I'll show you your part.
Oh, I already know it.
Dez taught me all the routines during lunch.
He's got most of it down, but I still think that a kick-step would work better than a twirl.
Thanks, Dez, but I'm the captain and you're not on the team.
You wouldn't want me sweeping up the gym floor, would you? Kind of.
I can get your heart beat beat beat beating like I can get your heart beat beating like that you know you got my heart beat beat beat beating like oh-oh, oh oh oh oh-oh, oh-ohh.
Bravo, people.
Bravo.
That was perfect.
Great.
Now we can go home.
No way.
Rehearsal's just starting.
Austin, you sounded great.
Just more smiling next time.
Cool.
And I was thinking we could make a few changes to the routine since it's a little old-fashioned.
Old-fashioned? I wouldn't call it that.
Maybe "traditional," but that's what judges look for.
Okay, bad choice of words.
What I meant was, we should rock things up.
Make it a little edgier.
Oh, you want to add a little shaky-shaky-boom-boom? Yeah, that's not what I meant.
I hope not.
I never want to see that again.
It was just a thought.
Keep your mind open.
Trust me.
I know what I'm doing.
There's no way we'll lose this competition.
I can't believe we lost that competition.
But the important thing is that we participated.
That's all I'm required to do to get my credit.
Ally, can you initial this? And it's cool that you got a trophy that'll prove to your mom that five years of singing lessons weren't a waste of money.
I'm keeping this.
Hey, at least we qualified for regionals.
Next time, we just need to do dance moves people have heard of.
Who hasn't heard of the Charleston and the lindy hop? - Me.
- Never in my life.
What if we did cooler dance moves to a new song arrangement? I can get your heart beat beat beat beating like I can get your heart beat beating like that.
Whoo! My heart's beating like that.
I vote we do it his way.
Okay.
There's no voting beuse cathe captain.
And that's not what a capella is about, right, sun hee? She thinks I'm right.
Ally, I know how important this is to you.
That's why I'm making suggestions.
I want you to win.
Are you sure it's not because you're a famous pop star and think you know better than the captain of the Glee club? I didn't say that, but me on.
I do know a few things.
I've performed on a lot more stages than you.
Guys, let's not fight.
We're losing focus of the real issue.
I should be on the team.
Not gonna happen, Dez.
Look, Ally, I don't want to upset you, but I kind of agree with atin.
Us I'm not upset.
Why would I be upset that my two best friends are stabbing me in the back? Oh, phew.
I thought you were gonna be upset.
If you and Mr.
superstar stage performer know so much, why don't you two start your own Glee club? Maybe we will.
Who's with us? Me! I'm with you.
In sickness and in health.
I do.
Okay.
Elle's joining my team.
And scaring me.
Who do you choose, Miles? Austin.
- What? - Austin.
- What? - Austin.
Oh, just take him.
Oh, man.
She picked you.
Yes.
What about you, b.
B.
? I hate the way you run things, I hate your Glee fever, I even hate your hair.
So it looks like she's with me.
Oh, no.
I'm staying with Ally.
I hate change even more.
Ha.
You guys sure you want to break up? You've been partners forever, and you've been friends fover.
I don't want to work with them.
And I don't want to work with her.
Me neither.
You do realize that only one Glee club can represent our school at regionals? Well, I guess we know what that means.
Yep.
Let the a capella war begin.
Or should I say, let the a capella war begin.
It should have gone, let the a capella war begin begin begin! I never thought my two best friends would abandon me.
I know.
Now you don't have enough members to compete.
Where oh where will you find a new tenor on such short notice? If only you knew someone who could Fine, Dez.
You can do it.
Me?! Wow, this is a surprise.
Okay, b-sharps, forget those wannabes.
Time to rehearse.
You'd better rehearse if you want to beat "looking for treble.
" It's a cool name, huh? No.
It's lame.
Okay, fine, it's cool.
But we're still gonna beat you.
I hope you didn't eat too much lunch, 'cause you're about to get served.
Oh yeah? Well, tell the janitor he can take some time off.
'Cause we're gonna mop the floor with you.
Just stay on your side of the gym.
All right, trebles, let's warm up.
I can feel your heart beat beat beat beating like that.
Look at those rookies.
They're like children.
Now let's do our warm-ups.
Row row row your boat gently down the stream.
Mmm! Ally, it's for you.
It's the 1800s.
They want their song back.
Well, I just got a text from the future.
It says you lost the competition 'cause your whole team stinks.
Lol, frowny face! There's no way we're gonna lose the competition.
Austin knows what it takes to win.
Yeah, I live in the present I'm all about today I sing about the past when folks had something real to say Oh, snap! It's a musical throwdown.
Oops.
I mean, oh, snap it's a musical throwdown.
Let me be me 'cause my way is cool I'm not ashamed call me old school.
Say what you want my style will rule keeping it fresh call me new school.
Old school.
New school.
Old school.
New school.
Old school.
New school.
What's going on here? Hey, if you two want to fight, there's a wrestling mat in the corner.
I got 10 bucks on Ally.
Sorry, moon.
She looks scrappy.
I can't work with her, coach.
And I can't work with him.
She's not nice.
She thinks she knows Enough! Austin and Ally, you're both out of Glee club.
You can't do ts.
Glee club is my life.
Mine too.
You've been in Glee club four days.
Trying to get Miles to sing loudly feels like a lifetime.
He's right.
Well, you both should have thought of that before you started this whole mess.
Now get out of here.
You heard sun hee.
Get out.
I'm sorry, guys.
But you know what we have to do.
It's tradition.
Go, go, go away we'll miss you when you're gone merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Glee club must go on.
Stop, stop, stop! What's wrong now? Uh, everything.
We need to find new costumes, tighten our harmonies, get matching haircuts.
I hate that he's the new captain.
I miss Austin.
This is the longest we've ever been apart.
I hate Glee club now.
I have never heard Miles so upset.
This is all your fault, Dez.
Who made you captain anyway? Well, he who holds e thtch pipe has the power.
Thank you, sun hee.
Why can't you all be supportive like her? Let's try this again.
Everyone watch me.
Kick-step, kick-step, spin, make a face.
Flip your hair, hot sand, hot sand, and superhero! All right, Trish.
Now you try.
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
Dez, I have an idea.
Ly, please, I don't come over there and tell you how to sweep the floor.
But just so you know, you missed a spot.
Just promise me the b-sharps will win regionals.
I might not be in Glee club, but it's still a part of my life.
Aww.
That's so sweet.
But we're not the b-sharps anymore.
We're the Dez-tones.
Whatever your name is, just win.
You're my only hope.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Kick-step, kick-step.
Okay.
There goes my hope.
Ally, we need you back in Glee club.
I can't take Dez anymore.
, look who's come crawling back.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to win.
But the only way that's gonna happen is if you and Austin make up.
Even if I wanted to come back, what about coach Simmons? He'll probably make us wrestle to get back on the team.
I know I look tough, but I don't want people to find out that I'm not.
That'll be our little secret.
Leave the coach to me.
So will you come back? I don't know if I can catch Glee fever again.
Are you sure? It's contagious.
That's not gonna work.
Ohh.
I don't know.
I think it's spreading.
Wait.
I do feel something.
Uh-huh.
My fingers are starting to tingle.
- Oh, yeah.
- My hands are getting jazzy.
- Oh, no.
- Trish, call the doctor.
Don't tell me you have Glee fever.
Never gonna fade we are timeless we are timeless.
That sounds good.
That's 'cause we wrote it together.
Yeah.
Everything's better when we work together.
I know.
I'm sorry I split up the club.
But when you were captain How can I put this nicely? You were an annoying control freak.
That's nicely? Sorry.
But it's true.
Sorry again.
What's so controlling about wanting everything my way and not listening to anyone else's ideas? Okay.
When I say it out loud, it does sound pretty bad.
Look, it wasn't all your fault.
I should have known I was stepping on your toes.
But I was just trying to help.
I know.
You know why I'm so crazy about Glee club? It's the one thing where I get to do everything.
The music, the choreography, it's all mine.
I get it.
That's what I get to do with my concerts.
Only I'm not an annoying control freak.
That's not what your band says.
So what do you say we get back together and go win regionals? We'll do it your way.
No.
We'll do it our way.
But I thought Glee club had to be all yours.
Forget that.
I want to win.
Yeah, me too.
Let's do this.
Coach, regionals are this weekend.
We need new costumes, wireless mics, way more body glitter.
Son, if I gave you any more body glitter, you'd look like a disco ball.
Ah, that reminds me.
We need a disco ball.
Coach, I wanted to talk to you about letting Austin and Ally back into Glee club.
I promise They're in.
Just keep this fool away from me.
You got it, coach.
Ah, I'm glad the team's back together.
With Austin and Ally's talent and my leadership, we're gonna win regionals.
Ally's captain again.
Uh, but I have the pitch pipe.
And now you don't.
There's no way I could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya it's no no fun when you're doing it solo with you it's like "whoa" yeah, and I know I own this dream 'cause I got you with me can you, can you feel, can you, can you, can you feel - can you feel it - can you feel it turn it up, up, up - yeah - can you feel it - yeah - turn it up, up, up - can you feel it - can you feel it - turn it up, up, up - feel it, feel it, it feel can you feel it, feel it, feel it feel it, whoa-oh-oh, oh-ohh that's what I'm gonna get whoa-oh-oh, oh-ohh that's what I'm gonna get yeah, 'cause I know that I'll make it overload the Internet a billion hits is what I'll get step right up on the stage free yourself from the cage pick a card and guess it, girl here's a lesson, girl it's just an illusion I've got that rock and roll yeah, yeah I'll make you lose control yeah, yeah come on and dance to my flow yeah, yeah 'cause I got what I got don't you know I got that rock and roll oh-oh, oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh na na na na na heard it on the radio na na na play it back, play it back one time oh oh oh I'm finally me I got everything I need what you get is what you see I-I I'm finally me and I never felt so free - yeah - there's no one else I'm trying to be I'm finally me hey-hey, hey-hey, Whoo I love the things you do it's how you do the things you love but it's not a love song - hey-hey, hey-hey - it's not a love song oh-oh-ohh call me criminal I won't deny you make me want it all everything you are so lock it up go on and try it no matter what you do, I'm gonna steal your heart don't look down down down down down down down 'cause there's no way I could make it without ya do it without ya, be here without ya it's no fun when you're doing it solo with you it's like "whoa" yeah, and I know - hey hey hey - ohh - hey hey - be here without you be here without you out you, out you yeah! You got your trophy.
You did it.
We did it.
This belongs to all of us.
You should keep it.
It means the most to you.
Yeah, we don't care about the trophy.
Just getting to be on the team was its own reward.
Tell you what I'll keep this on the counter so we can all enjoy it.