Bunnicula (2016) s03e06 Episode Script
Hiccup in Smoke
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(PURRING)
(SNORING)
Mmm
Giant meatball.
Why, yes, a tummy rub
would be delightful.
(SNORES)
Mmm, meatball tummy rub.
So greasy.
(KEYS CLINKING)
Huh. Mina!
Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina,
Mina, Mina, Mina!
Okay,
careful there fellas.
Oh, no Mina.
I'm gonna need some help
from you guys to figure out
where to put this piano.
(MEN GRUNTING)
Lift with the legs, man.
Come on.
Now which room feels
the most creative to you?
Uh, any of the ones
downstairs?
Oh, I was thinking
the exact opposite.
Upstairs, ho!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Yeah, I've been trying
to find some new outlet
for my creative side.
I've tried knitting,
yodeling, juggling,
breakdancing, archery,
pickling,
finger painting
Ugh, that one
was real let down.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(WATCH BEEPING)
Okay, that's all
she wrote.
Roy's Discount Pianos
promises free delivery
within five miles.
Oh, and hey,
we also burned
230 calories.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Okay. No problem.
I'll need more time
to figure out which room
is going to be the most
creatively nurturing anyhow.
Can't rush inspiration.
(KEYS CLINKING)
(GASPS) Mina, Mina,
Mina, Mina.
Bunnicula is really looking
forward to his hug
from Mina today.
Yeah, hugs are the best.
Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina,
Mina, Mina, Mina.
Hey, Bun!
(LAUGHING) Hey.
Stop, that tickles.
Oh, I missed you,
too, little buddy.
MINA'S DAD: Hey, Mina.
Hey, Dad.
Whoa! What is that?
It's my latest
creative venture.
Here, check it out.
Cool. How does it work?
I think it's something
like an automobile?
It has these
pedals, see?
MINA: This is even cooler
than that finger painting kit.
MINA'S DAD: (LAUGHS)
Don't remind me.
(EXCLAIMS)
Bunnicula, no!
Don't eat
that artichoke.
Who knows what
weird unsettling thing
will happen if you do?
Can't we have one day
where nothing weird happens,
and I get
to enjoy a little
peace and quiet?
(PLAYING OFF-KEY)
MINA'S DAD: Oh,
it's the keys that make
the noise come out.
Chester,
you're being ridiculous.
So Bunnicula
wants to try
some new food.
What could possibly
go wrong?
"What could possibly
go wrong"?
What about the time
when
Told you that onion
would be no good.
I knew it.
(SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
(GRUNTS)
(BURPS)
(MUMBLES)
(GRUNTS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(LAUGHING)
All of the vegetables
and most of the minerals.
(BURPS)
(LAUGHS)
(CRACKING)
(ROARS)
(PANTING)
And that is why
Bunnicula should not,
under any circumstances,
eat this artichoke.
Wait, what?
Oh, the artichoke?
Oh. No, he ate that
like 15 minutes ago.
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
Huh?
(GRUNTING)
(HICCUPS)
Is that it?
He's got the hiccups?
(HICCUPS)
Hmm, he's also got
very long ears.
Harold, it's a miracle.
Bunnicula ate something wierd
and all that happened was
he got the hiccups.
(HICCUPS)
(LAUGHS) The cutest
hiccups ever.
(SHUSHES)
Here comes another one.
BOTH: Aww.
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
Bunnicula,
stop being cute,
and put your tail
back where it belongs.
Aww
Where'd it go?
Hmm. (HICCUPS)
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
Bunnicula,
don't you see?
(HICCUPS)
You're literally
coming apart like
an artichoke does.
Pieces of you
are peeling off,
one by one.
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
If we don't do
something soon,
you'll hiccup yourself
into oblivion.
No, that's the worst place
to hiccup yourself to.
(HICCUPS)
We've gotta cure
his hiccups somehow.
And how does one cure
a case of the hiccups?
Well, the classic method
of curing someone's hiccups
is, of course,
to scare him.
(HICCUPS)
How do you
scare Bunnicula?
He's not afraid
of anything.
We'll scare him
with science!
Actually,
maybe not with science.
Probably just with
pranks and stuff.
(FARTING)
(HORN BLOWS)
(TOY SQUEAKS)
(CRACKLING)
(HICCUPS)
(BOTH YELLING)
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS)
(HICCUPS)
(STOMACH RUMBLES)
Ah!
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
(GROWLS)
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHS AND HICCUPS)
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
Oh.
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
(HORN BLOWS)
Boo!
(FARTING)
(CRACKLING)
Ooh.
(MOANING)
(SPITS)
(CRIES)
Poor Bun.
(PIANO PLAYS)
(LAUGHS) I'm really
getting the hang
of this thing.
Don't worry,
Bunnicula.
We'll find a way
to scare the hiccups
out of you.
But first,
let's head to the kitchen
and see if we can find
a way to juice up this
carrot for you.
(SQUEAKING)
Hmm. I could've sworn
we had a juicer around
here somewhere.
HAROLD: Hey,
I found it!
Wow, you could juice up
a whole pile of carrots
in there.
Harold, that's an oven.
Hey, Mina, what would
you think of the piano
going in the kitchen?
Let me feel out
the vibe in there.
Oh, no.
Nina's dad can't
see Bun like this.
Come on.
(HICCUPING)
Hmm, maybe the living room
is the way to go.
Ah! Come on.
(MINA VOCALIZING)
Yeah.
Bunnicula?
You look like
You look like
You could use a bath,
you're a little splotchy.
He's a little splotchy ♪
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY
On second thought,
maybe the foyer.
Run!
Bunnicula!
You're running out
of body parts.
You've gotta help us
scare you already!
Yeah, Bun,
come on.
(MUMBLES)
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
(SCREAMS)
Just be scared
already, please!
Come on Bunnicula.
Boo! Boo!
Boo!
Should I try
the ghost costume again?
I was pretty sure
that would work.
Boo, boo, boo.
(SOBBING) Boo.
Uh, Harold.
Boo, boo, boo!
Harold!
(SOBBING) Huh?
Mina, no!
(DISTORTED) No!
Mina!
Oh, yeah!
And going down
And we gonna do it
Like we go, all right ♪
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
(SOBBING)
That was so brave.
I can't believe the last thing
you did was save Mina before
hiccuping into nothingness.
(CRYING)
(CRYING) I'm gonna miss you
so much, Bunnicula.
Me, too.
I I Uh
Uh, wait a minute,
hold on a second.
Don't you see what
Bunnicula is not doing?
Uh, uh juggling?
Hiccuping!
Seeing Mina almost get
crushed by that piano
must've been enough
to scare Bunnicula's
hiccups away.
All right.
Bunnicula!
(EXCLAIMS)
Ta-da!
Yay!
Bunnicula!
(LAUGHING)
A little showy,
but it's great
to have you back.
Oh, no, my piano!
$35 down the drain.
(GROANS) I'll never be
understood in my own time.
Well, guys, I'm just glad
everything's back to
(HICCUPS)
normal
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(PURRING)
(SNORING)
Mmm
Giant meatball.
Why, yes, a tummy rub
would be delightful.
(SNORES)
Mmm, meatball tummy rub.
So greasy.
(KEYS CLINKING)
Huh. Mina!
Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina,
Mina, Mina, Mina!
Okay,
careful there fellas.
Oh, no Mina.
I'm gonna need some help
from you guys to figure out
where to put this piano.
(MEN GRUNTING)
Lift with the legs, man.
Come on.
Now which room feels
the most creative to you?
Uh, any of the ones
downstairs?
Oh, I was thinking
the exact opposite.
Upstairs, ho!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Yeah, I've been trying
to find some new outlet
for my creative side.
I've tried knitting,
yodeling, juggling,
breakdancing, archery,
pickling,
finger painting
Ugh, that one
was real let down.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(WATCH BEEPING)
Okay, that's all
she wrote.
Roy's Discount Pianos
promises free delivery
within five miles.
Oh, and hey,
we also burned
230 calories.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Okay. No problem.
I'll need more time
to figure out which room
is going to be the most
creatively nurturing anyhow.
Can't rush inspiration.
(KEYS CLINKING)
(GASPS) Mina, Mina,
Mina, Mina.
Bunnicula is really looking
forward to his hug
from Mina today.
Yeah, hugs are the best.
Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina,
Mina, Mina, Mina.
Hey, Bun!
(LAUGHING) Hey.
Stop, that tickles.
Oh, I missed you,
too, little buddy.
MINA'S DAD: Hey, Mina.
Hey, Dad.
Whoa! What is that?
It's my latest
creative venture.
Here, check it out.
Cool. How does it work?
I think it's something
like an automobile?
It has these
pedals, see?
MINA: This is even cooler
than that finger painting kit.
MINA'S DAD: (LAUGHS)
Don't remind me.
(EXCLAIMS)
Bunnicula, no!
Don't eat
that artichoke.
Who knows what
weird unsettling thing
will happen if you do?
Can't we have one day
where nothing weird happens,
and I get
to enjoy a little
peace and quiet?
(PLAYING OFF-KEY)
MINA'S DAD: Oh,
it's the keys that make
the noise come out.
Chester,
you're being ridiculous.
So Bunnicula
wants to try
some new food.
What could possibly
go wrong?
"What could possibly
go wrong"?
What about the time
when
Told you that onion
would be no good.
I knew it.
(SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
(GRUNTS)
(BURPS)
(MUMBLES)
(GRUNTS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(LAUGHING)
All of the vegetables
and most of the minerals.
(BURPS)
(LAUGHS)
(CRACKING)
(ROARS)
(PANTING)
And that is why
Bunnicula should not,
under any circumstances,
eat this artichoke.
Wait, what?
Oh, the artichoke?
Oh. No, he ate that
like 15 minutes ago.
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
Huh?
(GRUNTING)
(HICCUPS)
Is that it?
He's got the hiccups?
(HICCUPS)
Hmm, he's also got
very long ears.
Harold, it's a miracle.
Bunnicula ate something wierd
and all that happened was
he got the hiccups.
(HICCUPS)
(LAUGHS) The cutest
hiccups ever.
(SHUSHES)
Here comes another one.
BOTH: Aww.
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
Bunnicula,
stop being cute,
and put your tail
back where it belongs.
Aww
Where'd it go?
Hmm. (HICCUPS)
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
Bunnicula,
don't you see?
(HICCUPS)
You're literally
coming apart like
an artichoke does.
Pieces of you
are peeling off,
one by one.
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
If we don't do
something soon,
you'll hiccup yourself
into oblivion.
No, that's the worst place
to hiccup yourself to.
(HICCUPS)
We've gotta cure
his hiccups somehow.
And how does one cure
a case of the hiccups?
Well, the classic method
of curing someone's hiccups
is, of course,
to scare him.
(HICCUPS)
How do you
scare Bunnicula?
He's not afraid
of anything.
We'll scare him
with science!
Actually,
maybe not with science.
Probably just with
pranks and stuff.
(FARTING)
(HORN BLOWS)
(TOY SQUEAKS)
(CRACKLING)
(HICCUPS)
(BOTH YELLING)
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
(SCREAMS)
(GROANS)
(HICCUPS)
(STOMACH RUMBLES)
Ah!
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
(GROWLS)
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHS AND HICCUPS)
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
Oh.
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
(HORN BLOWS)
Boo!
(FARTING)
(CRACKLING)
Ooh.
(MOANING)
(SPITS)
(CRIES)
Poor Bun.
(PIANO PLAYS)
(LAUGHS) I'm really
getting the hang
of this thing.
Don't worry,
Bunnicula.
We'll find a way
to scare the hiccups
out of you.
But first,
let's head to the kitchen
and see if we can find
a way to juice up this
carrot for you.
(SQUEAKING)
Hmm. I could've sworn
we had a juicer around
here somewhere.
HAROLD: Hey,
I found it!
Wow, you could juice up
a whole pile of carrots
in there.
Harold, that's an oven.
Hey, Mina, what would
you think of the piano
going in the kitchen?
Let me feel out
the vibe in there.
Oh, no.
Nina's dad can't
see Bun like this.
Come on.
(HICCUPING)
Hmm, maybe the living room
is the way to go.
Ah! Come on.
(MINA VOCALIZING)
Yeah.
Bunnicula?
You look like
You look like
You could use a bath,
you're a little splotchy.
He's a little splotchy ♪
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY
On second thought,
maybe the foyer.
Run!
Bunnicula!
You're running out
of body parts.
You've gotta help us
scare you already!
Yeah, Bun,
come on.
(MUMBLES)
(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)
(SCREAMS)
Just be scared
already, please!
Come on Bunnicula.
Boo! Boo!
Boo!
Should I try
the ghost costume again?
I was pretty sure
that would work.
Boo, boo, boo.
(SOBBING) Boo.
Uh, Harold.
Boo, boo, boo!
Harold!
(SOBBING) Huh?
Mina, no!
(DISTORTED) No!
Mina!
Oh, yeah!
And going down
And we gonna do it
Like we go, all right ♪
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
(SOBBING)
That was so brave.
I can't believe the last thing
you did was save Mina before
hiccuping into nothingness.
(CRYING)
(CRYING) I'm gonna miss you
so much, Bunnicula.
Me, too.
I I Uh
Uh, wait a minute,
hold on a second.
Don't you see what
Bunnicula is not doing?
Uh, uh juggling?
Hiccuping!
Seeing Mina almost get
crushed by that piano
must've been enough
to scare Bunnicula's
hiccups away.
All right.
Bunnicula!
(EXCLAIMS)
Ta-da!
Yay!
Bunnicula!
(LAUGHING)
A little showy,
but it's great
to have you back.
Oh, no, my piano!
$35 down the drain.
(GROANS) I'll never be
understood in my own time.
Well, guys, I'm just glad
everything's back to
(HICCUPS)
normal
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)