Lost Girl (2010) s03e06 Episode Script

The Kenzi Scale

Trick! - You're hurting me, Bo-Bo! - This is not Kenzi! Don't call me that! Kenzi calls me that! Where is she?! What are you doing?! Dyson! - Let go!!! - Gimme my friend, we got a deal, Bitch! Bar's closed!!! - I am your friend, Bo-Bo! - Don't call me that! Everyone out! NOW! Bo, Bo What's going on? I know it looks like Kenzi, but it's not her.
I didn't just grab you! She's lying! Trick, she's lying! Stop it! One at a time.
- Bo is killing again.
- Yes! How dare you - Let go of me! She's lying - Bo-Bo, please Please, I'm just trying to help you! We all are.
I need you to be calm.
How do you know this isn't Kenzi? I just know.
In my bones I know I need something more than that.
When I told her that I thought I might be killing again? She didn't care.
Trick, it is not Kenzi, I am telling you.
You see? Put her in holding.
Yes please Thank you.
We have to figure out what happened to her In the Keg Room.
No! Not me! Her! Bo, we're going to figure this out.
You don't believe me! You have to believe! Sorry, Bo Trick, Kenzi is in trouble! Trick, look at her! She's lying, Trick! Life is hard when you don't know who you are.
It's harder when you don't know what you are.
My love carries a death sentence.
I was lost for years Searching while hiding Only to find that I belong to a world hidden from humans.
I won't hide anymore.
I will live the life I choose.
3x06 - The Kenzi Scale Lauren should be here by now.
The girlfriend needs to sign off on Bo's arrest? How many more Fae have to die before you wake up?! Bo's not a killer.
It's time we take her to the Dark Fae Compound.
Enough! My granddaughter stays here until we figure out what's going on.
Lauren will be here any minute, and she'll run some tests.
- Until then, we keep Bo safe! - Who died and made you King? No one and as the proprietor of this way station I have the right to declare sanctuary.
- Hey you okay? - Poor Bo-Bo.
Look, she didn't mean it.
Any of it.
She's just sick, or something.
But how could she think that that I'm not me? Who else would I be? I don't know.
But she's going to be okay.
I'm just, I'm freaking out.
It's my best friend.
I know.
- Dyson a word? - I'll be back.
Can't wait.
What do you need me to do? I told you to look out for her.
To watch her.
- That's what I needed you to do.
- Trick, I have been watching her.
- How long? - How long what? How long have you suspected Bo has been killing again? We found two bodies in the last few weeks.
We think they're Succubus feeds, but we're not sure.
I don't care if you're sure.
You tell me when it happens.
That's your job.
That's always been your job to watch over her! - That was three years ago, Trick.
- That is not the point.
- Then what is the point?! - The point is ! I thought I chose wisely.
Maybe I was wrong.
Hey So, sorry your friend turned crazy psychobitch.
You're so not.
Still.
Must really suck for you.
- Thanks.
- She really confessed? Another rough sex game gone wrong for Bo-Bo.
It happens.
If you're a Succubus.
But earlier you gave her an alibi.
Earlier I wasn't scared for my life.
Must be horrible to hear Bo say all those things.
Best friends fight.
- Is there a problem? - You really don't like me, do you? You you have been trying to put my BFF in jail forever.
So no not a big fan of that.
Gee such a shame.
I'm gonna go home and grab some stuff for Bo-Bo.
Rehab is rough and no one makes care packages like moi.
So, Peace! Bottle blonde.
Good chat.
Oh oh! Thank God you're here! I knew you'd come.
Did you manage to talk some sense into them? Bo, I need to take a sample of your hair.
- What? - I need a DNA sample You need to help me get out of here.
- Not you.
- I'm sorry You're sorry? Kenzi is out there somewhere.
She could be hurt.
She could be really hurt! Just let me take a sample and I can help you.
- It's the only way I know how - How can you not believe me? Look at you! You're acting crazy.
Because Kenzi is missing! Are you scared of me? - Are you? - Look, you're sick, baby.
And I can help you.
- I will never forgive you for this.
- Well, I hope that's not true.
Look, everything is going to be okay, sweetie.
You're right.
Just as soon as I get out of here and figure out what happened to Kenzi.
- Will you please just give me some time? - Time? Sure.
But if Kenzi dies it's on you.
I just want you to know that.
Sweetie.
Who's there? Bo?? Hi you should have seen me with le gang.
I was so good! - What is that outfit? - Bo and I did a little shopping.
If you're going to rip off my look, at least respect the Kenzi brand.
God, you look disgusting.
Ever heard of blush? I got this for you.
Bon appetit.
- Are you serious? - Ungrateful-much? An earring isn't food! I'm starving! - You ate three days ago.
- Exactly! Okay, call me crazy but eating every day is a bit much, don't you think? Which reminds me what kind of ice cream does Bo like? - You stay away from her.
- I'm just trying to help.
Let's be honest.
Your friendship needs a little reno.
Besties aren't supposed to have secrets.
- We don't have any secrets.
- Really? Then why couldn't you tell Bo about your rash? - How do you know about my rash? - Where do you think you got it from? The Norn.
- What was in the bottle that - Spilled all over your arm? My powers.
Don't you get it?! My abilities were yours.
You were, like, Fae.
What do you mean I was Fae? Didn't even know what you had.
I've been meaning to thank you it is so awesome getting my glamour back.
You are so crazy.
Bo-Bo doesn't think so.
Actually, she thinks I'm you.
She'll never buy it.
Sweetie don't worry.
Okay? I am gonna be such a good friend to Bo.
God knows she needs me, especially now.
- Be happy for us.
- What do you want from me!? What do you want from me!? Dyson can smell Fae.
He'll save me! He always does! Not if I top up.
Mmmm just what I need: Mmmm, a little more Eau d'Kenzi.
Dyson, Bo they're all going to come for me, you psycho! You sad, silly girl.
Your friends don't even know you're missing! Hm.
Oh, and I left some not-so-friendlys outside.
I've got a surprise for you What is that smell? It smells like dirt or clay.
Or coconut! Your favourite! I'm not hungry.
I'll leave it here for later.
Actually I changed my mind.
Whoever you are.
Please, just call me Kenzi.
Okay.
Kenzi.
I'll have some ice cream.
You know we could all be friends.
Together.
We'll go get Kenzi and then all is forgiven.
That is all I've ever wanted.
I knew you could love me.
I really think we are in such a good place.
Me, too.
Just let me out of here and we'll all be happy.
But we don't need Kenzi.
You have me now.
I will be a much better best friend.
I doubt that.
Because my best friend knows I hate coconut ice cream.
Kenzi's alive.
And she's made you her little messenger.
That bitch! That lying human bitch! Why does this keep happening?! Why does this keep happening?!!! None of you will be my friend Why does this keep happening? Maybe because you're completely insane.
Well, you're the one they've locked up.
- If you hurt her - You miss Kenzi? Well, take a good look, 'cause this is the last time you'll ever see her face.
Dyson! Oh, thank God She's trying to hurt me again! - What's going on here? - She's gone totally Hannibal Lector I told you not to come in here.
Dyson, please! Look at her! Come on - You texted? - Heard the good news.
A little birdie told me about the Succubitch's blow-out at the Dal.
- What do you want? - Bo.
Strung up and executed.
The Dark Fae that she fed on is an eyewitness to exactly how excessive her appetite has become.
- That Fae's in a coma.
- You're observant.
You're also a Valkyrie.
And we both know what that means.
Wake him up so he can ID Bo.
He'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life.
Oh, boo don't grow a conscience on me now.
I read your rap sheet.
This little errand is right in your wheelhouse.
- You give me too much credit - and you don't give me enough.
I hope you haven't fallen in love with the Happy Sunshine Gang on your exchange program - with the Light.
- I am not one of them.
That's right.
Your loyalties lie with me.
Fine.
- I'm on it.
- Cheers, darling.
And would it kill you to smile? All that attitude will only give you wrinkles.
I knew you'd save me.
You always do.
What the hell were you doing down there? - I told you to stay away from her.
- I just wanted to get her some ice cream.
- I thought maybe if I was nice - What happened when we went to see the Norn? - What? - The Norn what happened? She conned you.
Like she always does, but I got your love back.
- How? - Dyson - How?! - With a chainsaw! I cut down her stupid tree and I forced her! And when the Garuda killed Ciara I was the one that went back and saved your stupid wolf ass! So, why are you being so mean to me? I'm sorry I'm sorry, Kenz.
I just had to be sure.
It's okay.
It's okay I'm just so scared.
I feel like I've lost my best friend.
You haven't lost her.
- And you still got me.
Right? - I don't feel safe.
- I don't want to go home.
- Well, you could stay with me.
How's it going over there? From over here, it looks like those shackles are made of reinforced steel.
That's pretty strong stuff.
And you're looking weaker by the minute.
Just another reason not to waste my breath, talking to you.
- You don't give up, do you? - When it comes to Kenzi, no.
And I never will.
Well, in that case, you're gonna need some help.
I thought you wanted me locked up.
I do but, not like this.
Anyway, you're gonna need some help finding your little goth friend.
That thing is not Kenzi.
But we're going to need some proof.
This better not be a joke.
No joke.
Open the door we have to hurry.
- Thank you.
- You mess this up, all bets are off.
So, how do we get out of here? Why don't we just walk out the front door? What about Dyson? I think we have a little window of time.
- Good plan.
- Guess that window closed.
What's going on here? I thought you were taking Kenzi back to your place.
Change of plans Why is Bo out of her bonds? She needed some exercise.
Look We both know there's only one way out of this.
I agree.
And it's back that way.
I will stop you if I have to.
If there's one thing I hate, it's a man getting in the way of what I want.
It's so retro.
Dyson, Kenzi is out there.
You need to help us.
No, you need to go back, Bo.
I made a promise! No! Not until I find Kenzi.
For the record: I really didn't want to have to do this.
- What? Give up peacefully? - Funny People never seem to learn don't mess with a Valkyrie.
- What are you? - What are you doing to him? Bo needs help she she needs to be restrained.
What was that?? Come on, Shawshank we're running out of time.
I saw her face.
She had these little teeth.
- Like little, teeny, tiny teeth? -Yes! I think it's a Kitsune, a Fox Fae.
- You know what that thing is? - Yeah.
We need to find her and force her to take us to Kenzi.
I might know a short cut.
Did a job for friends a while back That's not cryptic at all Is Dyson going to be okay? - What did you do to him? - Just jammed his signals a little bit.
A little doubt goes a long way.
He'll be second-guessing himself for a while, but he'll be fine.
Doubt, huh? It's kinda my thing.
Well, it was intense.
Glad you enjoyed the show.
- Any news? - Bo's test results are baffling.
Her blood pressure is through the roof, but her glucose levels have come back completely normal.
But the most distressing thing her cells are dying.
They're being attacked.
- A virus.
- You would think.
But there's no sign of infection.
Unless The Morrigan has found another way to attack Bo.
What's your margin of error? I know how to conduct tests on my patients.
That's not what I'm implying It's just that science isn't always exact.
Of course science is exact.
These test results are just inconclusive.
This isn't a parasite, Trick.
That's the first thing that I checked.
Maybe you missed something.
I know the biochemical anatomy of my girlfriend! I didn't miss anything.
I am telling you, this is something that is happening "in" Bo, not something that happened "to" her.
We're both too close, sometimes our emotions cloud our judgment.
All I'm saying is that maybe we're looking in the wrong place.
Is there something you're not telling me? Just we need more samples.
Leave nothing to chance.
Okay I want to check on Bo anyway.
I'll come with you.
Bo? So, I'm taking another gap year.
Interior Design was killer last semester.
Even after she slept with her prof.
- Lola, this is my friend, Bo.
- As in, unaligned Succubus Bo? I heard she was in Hecuba prison.
- I heard she went Dark.
- I heard she was pretty.
This girl's all pasty.
And to think I felt I missed out by not going to college.
Okay we're looking for a friend of yours, she used to live here.
She liked shiny things? Inari's no friend to anybody.
This one time, I woke up from a nap and Inari was just staring at me.
One time, she used my toothbrush.
Like in her mouth.
Not to mention your boyfriend.
In her mouth.
It got so crazy, we had to boot her out of Gamma Chi.
She burned down our last den the old Sorority House and that's when we hired Tamsin for security.
I made her doubt herself and her friends, told her The Norn could grant her a wish.
For a price.
The one thing Inari really wanted was a friend.
So she agreed to make a trade, but she didn't know that the Norn would take her Glamour powers.
Without them, she couldn't feed.
Not being able to Kitsune made her go cray-cray.
Does The Norn still have Inari's powers bottled up? busted into The Norn's and went all lumberjack on her tree.
Spilled a bottle of Inari juice all over herself.
And when Inari found out, she went on this bender and stalked the poor thing to get her powers back.
That's Kenzi.
Why would Kenzi see the Norn? Ok.
Do any of you know where Inari's at now? Whenever we used to fight, she would - Shut up, Kasey! - Yeah, Kasey I don't want her coming after us.
It's cool Tam-Tam's our friend.
Well Sometimes she crashed in this creepy cave, near the old dump off HWY 8.
Do not underestimate her.
I wouldn't want to be that human.
Dyson Are you okay? Where are they? Where'd they go? What happened? Where's Bo? - I don't know.
I - Your pupils keep dilating.
- Dyson, what happened? - Did you want me to let them go? You're not making sense.
Where's Bo? Tamsin it was Tamsin.
Tamsin took her? Where? The Morrigan? No, no, they ugh they went to look for the real Kenzi.
What did she do to me? Valkyries use their power of intimidation to spread and plant doubt.
It's a potent tool of war.
Her face changed.
They only reveal their true selves to their opponents.
It's part of their deception.
Bo - Gotta find Bo - No.
The effects take time to wear off.
You'll still be doubting your thoughts and your feelings for a while.
Even when you feel like you're back to your old self, you still might be under her spell.
- No, I, I, I gotta find Bo - Dyson, just go home and sleep it off.
Okay Kenzi! Dyson Hey, boy.
Thanks for the hangover headache.
Didn't even have the pleasure of getting drunk with you first.
- Pleasure was all mine.
- I know your game now, Tamsin.
I'm going to see it coming next time.
So like a man always begging for a next time.
I told Trick that you wouldn't take Bo to The Morrigan.
I gave you my word, didn't I? That's not worth much, I'm afraid.
- I'm helping Bo find the real Kenzi.
- Is that a trick, too? No.
But this is.
Tamsin? - What was that? - Bad reception.
Tamsin? Dammit Hi.
You're home.
Yeah, what's left of me.
I feel like I left my head under the boulder that crushed it.
Mmmm Poor poor wolf pup.
It's nothing a nap won't cure.
- How about you take the bed? - Really? Cuz I would feel much safer with you close by.
I'm small, I won't take up too much room.
Please, Dyson? Please, just until I fall asleep? Thank you.
I feel so much better.
Just try to get some sleep.
You okay back there? Need to sit down? What? No, I'm good.
We can take a break.
This isn't a break.
This is me relishing the chance to grill you.
Okay So, this is what you do for fun? Track people? Did.
Past life, past tense.
- And it wasn't always this much fun.
- Right.
So, how did a bounty hunter like you end up being a cop? Here Special assignment I pissed off the wrong people.
- No, really I am asking.
- But you're not really listening.
There There's that smell again.
What smell? When Inari that thing brought me ice cream I smelled something.
I don't know, like, clay, I think.
It's getting stronger.
- Is that a Succubus thing? - No.
It is a new thing.
- You're not okay.
- Don't worry about it we need to keep moving.
What the hell was that? Come on, Dyson we're finally alone.
Don't tell me you've never thought about this before.
- This isn't happening - We can do whatever you want I can be your slave, Dyson.
And you could be mine Bo was right You are not Kenzi.
I just want to love you.
Inari? Hello? I take back what I said Your outfit isn't totally hein Where are you? Oh, no Get out!!! May the force be with me.
Not exactly a bobby pin, but Sorry, guys I ain't dog food.
Can't say I didn't learn me some skill Dyson! I came as soon as I could I killed her! I think I killed her! - What happened? - I don't know I don't think this is Kenzi, but she's not changing back! She had this face, it wasn't Kenzi - Please tell me this isn't her! - Lay her flat.
Why isn't she changing back?! Dyson I need you to calm down.
It's Fae She's Fae? - Bo was telling the truth.
- But she smells like Kenzi.
Some Fae have strong powers of deception she could have used Kenzi's scent to Thank you.
- Thank you, Lauren.
- It's okay - Bo was right.
- And we didn't believe her.
But if this is an impostor - Kenzi's missing.
- And so is Bo.
I can track them by their scent.
Jeez, you sound like you smoke eight packs a day take a knee, soldier.
No I have to keep going find Kenzi This is all my fault - I am a terrible friend.
- Are you kidding me? My "friends" wouldn't even walk two blocks if I was stuck in a bear trap.
Then you need new ones.
What's so great about Kenzi, anyway? She's, uh She's Kenzi.
She's smart and honest and kind.
And she makes me feel normal.
And special all at the same time.
- Oh.
- She is my heart, Tamsin.
I don't even know how long she's been missing.
she kept trying to tell me something, and I wouldn't even listen to her.
Promise me that if something happens promise me that you will find her.
Okay, why don't we save this guilt trip for later.
We're hunting Kitsune.
Get in the game! - When was the last time you fed? - I don't know I can't remember.
You need a snack, so you can feed off of me.
- I kinda hate you.
- I don't exactly love it either.
But, I need you cranked to eleven, okay? Inari is a ballsy bitch and shit will definitely get real.
So, feed off of me! You tell anyone about this - and I will kill you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah I said feed off of me, not suck me dry! Wow that was amazing I've never tasted Chi like that.
That's not the first time someone's said that about me.
It was incredible but, different.
Well glad you're sufficiently juiced.
We got company Looks like they're guarding something in that cave.
Kenzi Let's do this.
Finally Did you redo the samples? I did exactly as you asked and the data came back the same.
Her cells are being destroyed and then - Then what? - Replaced.
- They're being replaced.
- You must have done something wrong.
Trick! The results are accurate.
I know what I'm doing.
- Now what are you not telling me? - It's impossible It's too soon unless something triggered it.
What? What's too soon? We have to prepare for Bo's return.
If Dyson can find her When - When Dyson finds her - When.
I need to prepare an herbal tonic.
Will you help me? Come on Come on!!! Oh my geez! Bo I knew you'd come.
Oh you're okay You're okay.
No no, I'm not.
I just I just want a burger.
- And fries and a second burger.
- Anything that you want.
Dyson There you are.
I'm so sorry I should've known.
There's a lot of blame to go around.
Help me get her out of this horrible place.
I got her go help Tamsin.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
I guess I owe you one.
I'd say we're more than even.
Kenzi.
She's finally asleep.
I've never seen her eat so much and that's saying something.
Bo - I really screwed up - I can't right now.
It's okay.
I'm just glad she's safe.
I see the sedative has kicked in.
How are you feeling after your milkshake? Well, I had to drink another milkshake to wash the taste out of my mouth.
- What was in that thing? - Tastes awful, but it works.
Bo's fever is down, and her vitals are back to normal, so I'd say she's stable.
That's good.
But the concoction is only a stop-gap measure.
We'll have to monitor you carefully from now on.
Trick, what is happening to me? The Dawning.
An ancient Fae evolution.
A moment of choice.
It's just happening two hundred years too soon.
The Dawning? I've only heard whispers of it so little is written about it It's not meant for your kind to understand.
- Well, it is if you need my help.
- No, of course What now? Will you two both come with me? I'll stay with her.
Where am I? You're in a hospital.
You were in a coma.
I need to ask you a few questions.
What happened? You were assaulted outside the Dal.
Do you remember? Yeah.
Was this who attacked you? Why does it hurt so much? Make it stop - Is this who attacked you? - Yeah, that's her Please make it stop Code Blue, ICU.
- Is he awake? - He was.
- What happened? - He didn't talk.
He's dead.
Take a minute.
Think this through before you commit.
You sure this is how you want to play it? Bold move.
- See you around.
- Bet on it.
The Dawning is a Rite of Passage that every Fae must undergo.
It's a grueling process that takes years to prepare for, but with the right training, they pass.
- Does everyone pass? - Unfortunately, no.
Well - What happens if they fail? - If they fail, they devolve that's why you could smell the clay from the Kitsune's cave.
An acute sense of smell is the first sign of de-evolution.
What is that? - It's some kind of UnderFae - It was also a Satyr.
Before it failed its right of passage.
Is that gonna happen to me? We have a lot of work to do.

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