Nowhere Boys (2013) s03e06 Episode Script

1 GRANDPA: Come on.
Hurry up.
What is this place? It's a secret library, with books like magic, spells.
You know about magic? You can do it? It's it's not that simple.
They will do it soon, I promise.
The heading says "Dimensional Return", but The page is gone.
The other book we found.
The same spell is in this book too! We each have to offer up something of our heart's desire.
The world debut of triple threat Jesse Banda.
- That's your heart's desire? - More than you can imagine.
Hiya! I know what it is.
It's to stay in one spot.
Ow! That hurt.
We need his heart's desire, that's all.
Not if you were the last guy left on this planet.
We have to do the spell to take us home.
ALL: The heart's desire calling us home With powers combined, let the separated dimensions entwine.
COACH: Come on girls, let's go! Pass here.
Pass it now! Go, baby.
Go, girls.
Come on, girls! Come on, Bremin! Go, Bremin! Down! Right, right, right! Go, Nicco! (WHISTLE BLOWS) UMPIRE: Penalty kick, Bremin.
It's alright, Nicco.
Go, go.
COACH: Focus, Nicco.
We've done it before.
Go, Nicco.
You've got this.
- ALL: (CHANT) Nicco! Nicco! Nicco! - You can do it.
(SILENCE) (ALL CHEER) You got the goal! You did it! You did it! We practised that move at home.
We should celebrate.
Yep, totally.
Pizza at Little Gino's? - I'm in.
- Awesome! I love pizza.
Hey, Kayla, tell Mum where I am? Oh, sure.
But I thought we were hanging out together.
We will.
Later, ok? Come on.
You and me can hang.
Hey, Kayla? MARLEY: Come on, Nicco! Come on! We're home.
Come on! We did it.
Come on, come on, come on! I want to fix this! MARLEY: Heads up! They're training.
I'm gonna go join 'em.
Hey, where are you going? Shouldn't we, like, debrief or tell someone or something? Guys, I've gotta go.
So, you're just getting on with stuff? I've already missed out on so much.
I just want to get back to normal.
I'll call.
What, like it never happened? We went, it was crazy bizarre, we're back.
What else are we supposed to do? - I guess, but - Later.
Nicco, come on.
I need to get changed.
Ok.
Well, I'm going home.
Later, dudes.
Boring life as we know it, here we come.
SONIA: I shouldn't have to tell you that writing in shaving cream on Mr North's car isn't okay.
Business as usual then? Laying down the law like nothing ever happened.
Because to her, nothing has.
Look.
You can debate this in detention this afternoon.
And might I suggest - She's back to being Vice-principal.
- Yes! This is great.
Oh, definitely.
'Cause she was terrifying as principal.
Hey.
Could you eat? 'Cause I could totally eat.
- Thanks, Mum.
- You're buying, moneybags.
Sweet! She never gives me money.
Jeez, have you got enough, Jesse? Nothing wrong with carb loading after multi-dimensional travel.
Could you be any more disgusting? Could not shower for another week.
Loser.
Who'd have thought it'd be so good to be home? BATES: Oi.
Do you people not have homes to go to? Not sure, sir.
I'd have to check.
Enough of the cheek.
And those science reports are due tomorrow.
No excuses.
On their way.
It's like they don't remember anything.
It's random, hey.
There's Claudia.
I'll catch you later.
Hey, Claude.
Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
We talked about the hugging.
I will never take you for granted again.
Like, ever.
Look, that's really great and everything, but you were supposed to be in make-up ages ago.
What are you talking about? This is not funny, Jesse.
Remember, first step Bremin, next step Broadway.
Don't mess with me, Banda.
You have to be in dress rehearsal right now.
"Lost in the Forest: The Story of the Bremin Four, a Jesse Banda Musical"? This this is a thing? It's happening? We're supposed to open in six weeks.
It's not funny.
Oh, what's the catch? This is way too good to be true.
There is no catch, there's only being late, so we have to go.
- But, it - Okay, look, you're nervous.
I mean, that's totally understandable.
But this is your last dress rehearsal.
It's your last chance to meet up with the cast and there is no way that I'm listening to you whinge about how Miguel missed his cue for the next year.
You're right.
Miguel does have the memory span of a guinea pig.
Yeah.
This is amazing.
I'm home! BRETT: Guess what? The architect dropped off the plans.
Since when do we have an architect? This is where the games room will be.
We're renovating? How did this happen? Well, now that we own it, we may as well make it our own.
We're staying? And I sold your mum on your loft bedroom too.
This is incredible.
KATRINA: Hey there.
Mum! - Oh, what did you do? - Nothing! Dad? G'day, boyo.
What are you doing here? Don't tell me detention again? He bought the cannoli we love.
So much for my diet.
He knows me too well.
- (DOORBELL RINGS) - Oh, that'll be Brooklyn.
What? Ah, I mean, excuse me? I told you I invited her over.
Oh, don't worry.
No embarrassing little Heath stories! Maybe one or two, mate.
- Is everything ok? - Yeah, why wouldn't it be? Well, you and mum, together, in the same room.
- Hi, Stuart.
- Hi, Brooklyn.
Hey.
Hey.
I thought You're not mad with me? In what universe am I not mad with you? You're a totally maddening person.
It's true.
Maddening.
Totally.
Made you this.
It's our playlist.
It's all our songs.
You sure you're okay? Is it lame? (SIGHS) It is.
- You hate it.
- No, I love it.
I mean, it's it's cool.
COACH JANE: That's it.
Keep up the pace.
- Light and nimble, ladies.
- Sorry I'm late! That's what we like.
Remember, make the ball do the work.
- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
You're ok? You got back alright? I'm fine, but why are you here? What? What's going on? Niccolina, can we talk? You're off the team.
What do you mean, off the team? I'm your best player.
That's not fair.
Why How can you drop me? You dropped us.
"My heart's not in it.
" That's what you said, in front of everyone.
No.
Really, I said that? When? Three days ago.
After school, on this very spot, actually.
I I don't understand.
You have to put me back on the team.
I have to play.
Do I? What would you have me say to the girl that's replaced you? I'm sorry, Nicco.
It's too late.
Ok, girls, that was a good session.
Right, now for next time, let's think about our leg work.
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS) Jesse, something really nuts has happened.
I'll say.
But now isn't a great time.
Why not? Where are you? My musical.
We're opening tomorrow.
Can you believe it? No, I can't.
That's not possible.
I know, but it is.
- This is my dream come true.
- What? That's what I need to talk to you about.
Something really strange is going on.
I'm starting to sound like Luke.
I know.
It's whack, right? It's like everyone thinks we've been here the whole time.
CLAUDIA: Jesse! I've gotta go.
- No Jesse, wait - Come to the show! Dress rehearsal in 10 minutes! Alright, so as you can see we've got most of the lights set up there, but we want them shining like on the actors.
- Got it? - Sure.
Fast as you can.
We've got a tight schedule.
- Where's Jesse? - (SIGHS) He only responds to Felix.
It's actually method acting.
No, really, I need to talk to him.
I'm sorry, I can't let you through.
Get out of the way, Claude.
Nicco, he said no interruptions.
- Jesse, we need to talk.
- What do you think? Too much eyeliner, or just right? This time thing, it's Where's my black lipstick? Who stole my black lipstick? Jesse, this is really important.
Jess, you will not believe this.
Quinn says your parents are flying in for the opening night from Singapore.
No way.
? We had lost any hope Of ever being found Our pawpaw cream ran out We were frightened by every sound There were storm clouds Strong winds We were all alone There was no one we could call Because we Because we couldn't use our phones But then we pulled together Courageous to the core We tracked the river home And became the Bremin Four ALL: We tracked the river home And became the Bremin Four ? (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) GIRL: Whoo! That was good.
Nice one, Jesse! Go, Jesse! I'm really glad you came around.
You're lucky.
Wish my parents were as user -friendly.
They're not always like that.
You got them on a good night.
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS) You can get it if you want.
(SOUND OF VIDEO GAME) (LAUGHS) Boom! You win again! What's that, 18 straight? Yeah, I can't seem to lose.
You've been practising while I've been at the gym, haven't you? Yeah, you got me.
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS) Nicco.
Hey.
Hey, is everything ok? Everything's great.
Why wouldn't it be? - Nothing seems different? - No.
Things are great.
Why? Um, well, Jesse's musical is happening, and also Heath seems to be back with Brooklyn.
So I was just wondering if it's the same with you.
One more game before mum gets back? She's bringing your favourite apple crumble back from Nan's.
- I gotta go.
I'll talk to you later.
- Ok.
- What are you doing? - A quiz.
What Animal Are You? Of course, I'm a warthog.
Who wants to be a warthog? Grey, boring, practically invisible in their natural habitat.
Well, you must be doing it wrong.
Here.
- No, you're definitely warthoggy.
- That is mean.
Hey, no, no, no, no, on the bright side, warthogs are strong, courageous and they have an excellent sense of smell.
You are a mean person.
I bet you I'm a tiger.
More like one of those snappy little shitzu dogs.
- Uh, tiger.
- Shitzu! - Tiger.
- Shitzu.
- I'm a tiger.
- Shitzu! - Tiger! - Shitzu! Tiger.
This is fun.
Sorry, did I hit you in the head? No, really.
These are great.
I made them.
Oh, really cute.
I can show you how to make them.
The kit's in my room.
Ok.
Huh? What? KAYLA: Nicco, are you coming? Wake up! Please wake up! HEATH: Totally on a roll.
JESSE: I can't see the problem.
Don't ruin this for me, Nicco.
But nothing makes sense.
Those bracelets don't make sense.
So not your style.
Kayla made them for me.
We hung out last night.
But that's beside the point.
- Something's not right.
- Heads again! Can't lose.
We're home and everything's great, that's what matters.
You don't think it's a little too great? So things are better than when we left.
Hey, did I tell you? - My parents bought the house.
- Brilliant.
How sick is that? And my room's a loft.
But think about it.
We all put in our heart's desires for that spell.
You put in your keys, and your audition form.
This can't be a coincidence.
You can see that, right? Buying the house.
The musical.
Parents showing up.
We all know what you got.
Hey, don't fix what ain't broke.
Maybe it's just a quirk of dimension hopping.
I think someone didn't get their heart's desire.
I would never quit football.
I just wouldn't.
And that's how I know that this isn't right.
Are you serious? It's a bit strange Brooklyn's not mad at me.
She was always mad with me.
Ah, whoa.
What? Everyone see that? That's definitely not Normal? And I just got 17 heads in a row.
That's way too good to be true.
Ok, I'm listening.
What do you think's going on? I think something went wrong with Ben's spell.
Has anyone seen him? No, I haven't.
Me either.
Don't you think it's a bit suss we haven't seen him? Do you think there's something else going on? We need to find him.
You guys check here.
We'll check his place.
Heath, hurry up.
This is Ben's place.
Probably inside geeking out in front of his computer.
You know Ben.
That's the thing.
Do we know Ben? Really? It's happening again.
This is crazy.
Why is it happening? Every time we question something and doubt if it's real, then Things get spooky.
So what do we do? - We need to find another spell.
- The secret room at school? There was this spell for seeing stuff you're looking for.
Found it.
It's called a scrying pool.
We're all supposed to think of Ben, and then the spell will show us where he is.
HEATH: Of course it will.
(OBJECTS CLATTER) Would it kill you to help? (MOCKINGLY) Ben? Ben, where are you? Wait.
can we even do magic without Ben? One way to find out! By staring into overpriced spring water? Let's do this.
Elements, reveal and show What I seek what I must know.
(CHUCKLES) Yep, that worked.
Elements, reveal and show What I seek, what I must know.
(SNIGGERS) Come on, Ben.
Where are you? (CHUCKLES) Heath, focus.
Whoa! Hang on - that's us.
Whoa.
What the? It's Ben.
And his grandpa.
His dead grandpa.
That can't be right.
Are we sleeping? But if that's us in that world, then how can we be here? Unless we're Dreaming? Together at the same time? A dream version of us? We have to get back there.
How? We don't even know how we got here.
How do you stop a dream? You wake yourself up.
So then that's what we do.
I'm not gonna like this, am I? Can you let them go?! This isn't what I wanted! You said the spell would bring everyone back! How do I fix this?! Divinity of the elements, I summon Thee, Air, Fire, Water and Earth, aid in my quest, I call you forth.
Grandpa! Why are you doing this?! Wait.
There has to be another way.
Man up, princess.
On three.
One two three! Wait, stop! (ALL LAUGH) Sorry, but I had a better idea.
You said on three! HEATH: Why didn't Jesse wake up? I think it's more about the dream than the waking up.
So we reject the dream and And then that'll break the spell that brought us here.
Yeah.
I don't need to own a house to belong.
(GROANS) - Luke, you're glitching.
- Oh, I think it's working.
If it's not real I don't want it.
(GROANS) We need to talk about your accessorising.
I don't need to be the best at everything.
- I don't feel anything.
- Why didn't it work? Nicco, that's not your heart's desire.
Well, what is? - I don't know! - Really? Why don't I know? You guys all know! Just think.
What's made you happy here? My sister? But she made these for me.
I don't want to throw them away.
Oh.
It feels so weird.
- Then it worked.
- Come on, Jesse.
There's no time.
It's not real.
It felt like it was.
It felt like everything made sense.
Jesse, you have to.
But what if this is the best it gets? - Jesse, just do it.
- You have to.
I loved that head shot.
It's Ben's grandpa.
Whoa! - What is he doing? - I don't think he's meditating.
Whoa! He's turning into the black thing! Wait! What are you doing?! He's attacking! Grandpa, don't! They're my friends! - How do we stop it? - HEATH: I don't know! What was that?! Is everyone okay? Apart from the creepy swarming grandpa particles! You guys, you're okay! No thanks to you, Ben! What did you do to us with that spell?! - BROOKLYN: What happened? - PETA: Why are we on the ground? - He burnt my book.
- Where are we? Why are we here? - What happened to your hair?! - What? - Mine? - What about yours? - What's going on? - It's a long story! - Better be good.
- JESSE: 'Fess up, Ben.
I can explain.
I have the real spell.
- It's here somewhere.
- NICCO: For dimensional return? I'm sure I left it under the skull.
You gave us the wrong spell.
I swear I didn't know that would happen.
Grandpa told me it would fix everything.
I tore the page out of Felix's book and I I wrote grandpa's spell in my book.
HEATH: And turned us into creepy dream people.
He said things would go back to normal! - Who did? - Grandpa.
I thought I was doing a good thing.
By lying to us.
He lied to me too.
He said he'd bring everyone back.
Can you step on it? Yeah, Ben, we really need to get out of here.
Here it is.
The real one? - So? - HEATH: It fits.
And this spell will definitely get us home? Yes, with your elemental presences.
Uh, yeah, we're still working on that.
You're water, Nicco earth, Heath fire, Luke air.
I want to be fire.
Fire's more fun.
And you know this how? I figured it out from Felix's Book of Shadows.
Look, we've got the spell.
Let's just get this done.
We're trusting you.
I know.
I promise, this is the right spell.
It will work.
Hey, Brooklyn! Save me a seat.
In your dreams! - She hates me again.
It worked.
- We're actually home! How much spookier can it get? Um, Luke don't don't want to freak you out right now, but do you realise you're levitating? What do I do?! - Stop panicking! - You are the one panicking, Jesse! Is crazy stuff happening to you? No.
Can't think of anything.
I think I have a superpower.
Hey, they're savage! I just feel like Ben knows more than he's saying.
He's been acting super weird.
He's always been like that.
Nothing wrong with it.
We're here with Ben and he reckons that - Wait.
What? - We're with Ben.
No, I mean Ben's here with us.
If we don't stop him What are you doing? He's a shape -shifter!