The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e06 Episode Script
The Fraud; The Void
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SIGHS .]
CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOUR CLOTHES ARE PAINTED ON? CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOUR CLOTHES ARE PAINTED ON? Gumball: WELL, YOU SEE, CLOTHES ARE PAINTED ON? Gumball: WELL, YOU SEE, PRINCIPAL BROWN, THE THING IS Gumball: WELL, YOU SEE, PRINCIPAL BROWN, THE THING IS Dad: OKAY, NICOLE SAID I PRINCIPAL BROWN, THE THING IS Dad: OKAY, NICOLE SAID I NEEDED TO USE 1/4 CUP OF WASHING Dad: OKAY, NICOLE SAID I NEEDED TO USE 1/4 CUP OF WASHING LIQUID AND 1/2 CUP OF SOFTENER.
NEEDED TO USE 1/4 CUP OF WASHING LIQUID AND 1/2 CUP OF SOFTENER.
AND SET IT FOR EXACTLY ONE HOUR LIQUID AND 1/2 CUP OF SOFTENER.
AND SET IT FOR EXACTLY ONE HOUR AND TWO MINUTES.
AND SET IT FOR EXACTLY ONE HOUR AND TWO MINUTES.
WAIT THREE SECONDS AND TWO MINUTES.
WAIT THREE SECONDS AND GO! WAIT THREE SECONDS AND GO! [ FABRIC TEARING .]
AND GO! [ FABRIC TEARING .]
Gumball: DID YOU JUST PUT THE [ FABRIC TEARING .]
Gumball: DID YOU JUST PUT THE CLOTHES IN THE DISHWASHER? Gumball: DID YOU JUST PUT THE CLOTHES IN THE DISHWASHER? Dad: YEAH.
CLOTHES IN THE DISHWASHER? Dad: YEAH.
Darwin: THEN WHAT DID YOU DO Dad: YEAH.
Darwin: THEN WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE DISHES? Darwin: THEN WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE DISHES? [ DISHES SHATTERING .]
WITH THE DISHES? [ DISHES SHATTERING .]
Gumball: LET'S JUST SAY WE [ DISHES SHATTERING .]
Gumball: LET'S JUST SAY WE LIKE TO DRESS SHARP -- BUT NOT Gumball: LET'S JUST SAY WE LIKE TO DRESS SHARP -- BUT NOT THAT SHARP.
LIKE TO DRESS SHARP -- BUT NOT THAT SHARP.
Darwin: WE THOUGHT NO ONE THAT SHARP.
Darwin: WE THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.
Darwin: WE THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.
WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? WOULD NOTICE.
WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? DID WE MESS UP THE BACK PART? WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? DID WE MESS UP THE BACK PART? NO, IT WAS THE PIXILATED DID WE MESS UP THE BACK PART? NO, IT WAS THE PIXILATED PART! NO, IT WAS THE PIXILATED PART! SURELY, YOU MUST REALIZE YOU PART! SURELY, YOU MUST REALIZE YOU CAN'T WALK AROUND IN PUBLIC SURELY, YOU MUST REALIZE YOU CAN'T WALK AROUND IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE YOU FEEL ASLEEP AT CAN'T WALK AROUND IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE YOU FEEL ASLEEP AT AN ART STUDENT'S PARTY! LOOKING LIKE YOU FEEL ASLEEP AT AN ART STUDENT'S PARTY! DO I REALLY NEED TO ADD ANOTHER AN ART STUDENT'S PARTY! DO I REALLY NEED TO ADD ANOTHER WATTERSON AMENDMENT TO THE DO I REALLY NEED TO ADD ANOTHER WATTERSON AMENDMENT TO THE SCHOOL'S RULE BOOK?! WATTERSON AMENDMENT TO THE SCHOOL'S RULE BOOK?! Gumball: BUT WHAT'S THE SCHOOL'S RULE BOOK?! Gumball: BUT WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? Gumball: BUT WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? SURE, THE CLOTHES ARE FAKE, BUT DIFFERENCE? SURE, THE CLOTHES ARE FAKE, BUT THEY'RE JUST AS GOOD AS THE REAL SURE, THE CLOTHES ARE FAKE, BUT THEY'RE JUST AS GOOD AS THE REAL ONES.
THEY'RE JUST AS GOOD AS THE REAL ONES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
ONES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR FOR YOU.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR FOR YOU.
IF YOU WEAR FAKE CLOTHES, YOU'RE LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR FOR YOU.
IF YOU WEAR FAKE CLOTHES, YOU'RE NAKED, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU WEAR FAKE CLOTHES, YOU'RE NAKED, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU PAY WITH FAKE MONEY, NAKED, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU PAY WITH FAKE MONEY, YOU'RE A CROOK, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU PAY WITH FAKE MONEY, YOU'RE A CROOK, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU EAT FAKE MEAT, YOU'RE A YOU'RE A CROOK, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU EAT FAKE MEAT, YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN! IF YOU EAT FAKE MEAT, YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN! WHICH IGUESS IS NOT THAT BAD, VEGETARIAN! WHICH IGUESS IS NOT THAT BAD, JUST A BIT BORING.
WHICH IGUESS IS NOT THAT BAD, JUST A BIT BORING.
I MEAN, IT'S GOOD FOR THE JUST A BIT BORING.
I MEAN, IT'S GOOD FOR THE ANIMALS, I GUESS, BUT THEY I MEAN, IT'S GOOD FOR THE ANIMALS, I GUESS, BUT THEY ALWAYS HAVE A SMUG, SUPERIOR ANIMALS, I GUESS, BUT THEY ALWAYS HAVE A SMUG, SUPERIOR ATTITUDE, AND FOR SOME REASON, ALWAYS HAVE A SMUG, SUPERIOR ATTITUDE, AND FOR SOME REASON, THE MEN ARE ALWAYS TOPLESS AND ATTITUDE, AND FOR SOME REASON, THE MEN ARE ALWAYS TOPLESS AND PLAYING BONGOS IN THE PARK.
THE MEN ARE ALWAYS TOPLESS AND PLAYING BONGOS IN THE PARK.
THAT AND THE SANDALS JUST MAKES PLAYING BONGOS IN THE PARK.
THAT AND THE SANDALS JUST MAKES ME WANT TO EAT RAW LIVER.
THAT AND THE SANDALS JUST MAKES ME WANT TO EAT RAW LIVER.
Gumball: WHAT IF YOU HAVE A ME WANT TO EAT RAW LIVER.
Gumball: WHAT IF YOU HAVE A FAKE DIPLOMA? Gumball: WHAT IF YOU HAVE A FAKE DIPLOMA? WELL, THEN YOU'RE A [GASPS.]
FAKE DIPLOMA? WELL, THEN YOU'RE A [GASPS.]
Gumball: A PRINCIPAL, WELL, THEN YOU'RE A [GASPS.]
Gumball: A PRINCIPAL, PRINCIPAL BROWN? Gumball: A PRINCIPAL, PRINCIPAL BROWN? UH, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? PRINCIPAL BROWN? UH, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? Gumball: I DON'T KNOW -- UH, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? Gumball: I DON'T KNOW -- MAYBE THE FACT YOU PAINTED IT Gumball: I DON'T KNOW -- MAYBE THE FACT YOU PAINTED IT DIRECTLY ONTO THE WALL OR MAYBE THE FACT YOU PAINTED IT DIRECTLY ONTO THE WALL OR PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU USED A DIRECTLY ONTO THE WALL OR PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU USED A BANANA STICKER AS A SEAL OF PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU USED A BANANA STICKER AS A SEAL OF AUTHENTICITY.
BANANA STICKER AS A SEAL OF AUTHENTICITY.
Darwin: WAIT, SO DO YOU HAVE AUTHENTICITY.
Darwin: WAIT, SO DO YOU HAVE A DIPLOMA OR NOT? Darwin: WAIT, SO DO YOU HAVE A DIPLOMA OR NOT? [ CHUCKLES .]
A DIPLOMA OR NOT? [ CHUCKLES .]
KIDS, I AM A PRINCIPAL, AND YOU [ CHUCKLES .]
KIDS, I AM A PRINCIPAL, AND YOU NEED A DIPLOMA TO BE A KIDS, I AM A PRINCIPAL, AND YOU NEED A DIPLOMA TO BE A PRINCIPAL.
NEED A DIPLOMA TO BE A PRINCIPAL.
Gumball: IS THAT A YES OR A PRINCIPAL.
Gumball: IS THAT A YES OR A NO? Gumball: IS THAT A YES OR A NO? IT IS.
NO? IT IS.
Both: OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE A IT IS.
Both: OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE A FRAUD! Both: OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE A FRAUD! ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME, BUT I FRAUD! ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME, BUT I HAVE ONE MORE TRICK UP MY ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME, BUT I HAVE ONE MORE TRICK UP MY SLEEVE.
HAVE ONE MORE TRICK UP MY SLEEVE.
PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T TELL SLEEVE.
PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE, PLEASE! PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE, PLEASE! [ BREATHES HEAVILY .]
ANYONE, PLEASE! [ BREATHES HEAVILY .]
HAVE SOME PITY ON ME, PLEASE! [ BREATHES HEAVILY .]
HAVE SOME PITY ON ME, PLEASE! Gumball: DON'T WORRY, HAVE SOME PITY ON ME, PLEASE! Gumball: DON'T WORRY, PRINCIPAL BROWN.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, PRINCIPAL BROWN.
WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING BAD TO PRINCIPAL BROWN.
WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO YOU.
WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO YOU.
OH, I SEE.
HAPPEN TO YOU.
OH, I SEE.
IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT, IS IT? OH, I SEE.
IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT, IS IT? Darwin: YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT, IS IT? Darwin: YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT.
Darwin: YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT.
OH, I GET IT.
LIKE THAT.
OH, I GET IT.
Gumball: UH, DO YOU? OH, I GET IT.
Gumball: UH, DO YOU? 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU Gumball: UH, DO YOU? 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU DO.
'CAUSE IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU DO.
[ GRUNTS .]
DO.
[ GRUNTS .]
I GOT THE MESSAGE.
[ GRUNTS .]
I GOT THE MESSAGE.
[ POP! .]
I GOT THE MESSAGE.
[ POP! .]
Gumball: RIGHT.
[ POP! .]
Gumball: RIGHT.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
Gumball: RIGHT.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
Darwin: I'M STILL NOT SURE HE [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
Darwin: I'M STILL NOT SURE HE UNDERSTOOD.
Darwin: I'M STILL NOT SURE HE UNDERSTOOD.
Gumball: YEAH, ME NEITHER, UNDERSTOOD.
Gumball: YEAH, ME NEITHER, BUT THAT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS Gumball: YEAH, ME NEITHER, BUT THAT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS GONNA GO ON FOREVER.
BUT THAT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS GONNA GO ON FOREVER.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES .]
GONNA GO ON FOREVER.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES .]
O-OKAY, SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? [ RECORD SCRATCHES .]
O-OKAY, SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? JUST NAME IT -- ANYTHING, O-OKAY, SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? JUST NAME IT -- ANYTHING, ANYTHING! JUST NAME IT -- ANYTHING, ANYTHING! UH, DO YOU WANT ME TO BUMP YOUR ANYTHING! UH, DO YOU WANT ME TO BUMP YOUR GRADES? UH, DO YOU WANT ME TO BUMP YOUR GRADES? I CAN DO THAT! GRADES? I CAN DO THAT! I CAN BUMP YOUR GRADES! I CAN DO THAT! I CAN BUMP YOUR GRADES! I CAN DO THAT! I CAN BUMP YOUR GRADES! I CAN DO THAT! Gumball: UH, NO THANKS.
I CAN DO THAT! Gumball: UH, NO THANKS.
WE'D BE FORCED TO MAINTAIN THAT Gumball: UH, NO THANKS.
WE'D BE FORCED TO MAINTAIN THAT KIND OF STANDARD FOREVER.
WE'D BE FORCED TO MAINTAIN THAT KIND OF STANDARD FOREVER.
I THINK IT'S BEST IF WE STAY IN KIND OF STANDARD FOREVER.
I THINK IT'S BEST IF WE STAY IN OUR COMFORT ZONE.
I THINK IT'S BEST IF WE STAY IN OUR COMFORT ZONE.
Darwin: JUST ABOVE FAIL.
OUR COMFORT ZONE.
Darwin: JUST ABOVE FAIL.
UH, WHAT ABOUT SICK NOTES?! Darwin: JUST ABOVE FAIL.
UH, WHAT ABOUT SICK NOTES?! I CAN FIX YOU UP! UH, WHAT ABOUT SICK NOTES?! I CAN FIX YOU UP! Gumball: UH, T-THANKS, BUT I I CAN FIX YOU UP! Gumball: UH, T-THANKS, BUT I DON'T THINK I'D FEEL GOOD ABOUT Gumball: UH, T-THANKS, BUT I DON'T THINK I'D FEEL GOOD ABOUT EVERYONE BELIEVING I'VE GOT DON'T THINK I'D FEEL GOOD ABOUT EVERYONE BELIEVING I'VE GOT MANGE.
EVERYONE BELIEVING I'VE GOT MANGE.
[ SIGHS .]
MANGE.
[ SIGHS .]
YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOUGH.
[ SIGHS .]
YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOUGH.
Gumball: UGH! YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOUGH.
Gumball: UGH! WHAT ABOUT HALL PASSES? Gumball: UGH! WHAT ABOUT HALL PASSES? Gumball: DOESN'T THAT HURT? WHAT ABOUT HALL PASSES? Gumball: DOESN'T THAT HURT? YES, EVERY TIME.
Gumball: DOESN'T THAT HURT? YES, EVERY TIME.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE YES, EVERY TIME.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THE PASSES.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THE PASSES.
PLEASE COVER UP.
GONNA PASS ON THE PASSES.
PLEASE COVER UP.
I SEE.
PLEASE COVER UP.
I SEE.
AH, THEN I'VE GOT JUST WHAT YOU I SEE.
AH, THEN I'VE GOT JUST WHAT YOU NEED.
AH, THEN I'VE GOT JUST WHAT YOU NEED.
BEHOLD THE CHEST OF CONFISCATED NEED.
BEHOLD THE CHEST OF CONFISCATED TREASURES! BEHOLD THE CHEST OF CONFISCATED TREASURES! YOU MAY PICK ANYTHING YOU LIKE.
TREASURES! YOU MAY PICK ANYTHING YOU LIKE.
THESE FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL -- YOU MAY PICK ANYTHING YOU LIKE.
THESE FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL -- EVEN IN RUSSIA.
THESE FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL -- EVEN IN RUSSIA.
Gumball: SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF EVEN IN RUSSIA.
Gumball: SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF THIS STUFF SHOULD REQUIRE A Gumball: SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF THIS STUFF SHOULD REQUIRE A LICENSE.
THIS STUFF SHOULD REQUIRE A LICENSE.
Darwin: WHO BUYS STUFF LIKE LICENSE.
Darwin: WHO BUYS STUFF LIKE THIS.
Darwin: WHO BUYS STUFF LIKE THIS.
Gumball: PEOPLE WITH FINGERS THIS.
Gumball: PEOPLE WITH FINGERS TO SPARE.
Gumball: PEOPLE WITH FINGERS TO SPARE.
Darwin: BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, I TO SPARE.
Darwin: BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, I DON'T.
Darwin: BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, I DON'T.
Gumball: THANKS, BUT NO DON'T.
Gumball: THANKS, BUT NO THANKS.
Gumball: THANKS, BUT NO THANKS.
NO, NO, NO, NO, WAIT! THANKS.
NO, NO, NO, NO, WAIT! I-I'VE GOT BOTTLE ROCKETS, NO, NO, NO, NO, WAIT! I-I'VE GOT BOTTLE ROCKETS, CHERRY BOMBS, AND THIS BIG ONE! I-I'VE GOT BOTTLE ROCKETS, CHERRY BOMBS, AND THIS BIG ONE! I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT CHERRY BOMBS, AND THIS BIG ONE! I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT DOES! I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT DOES! [ SCREAMING .]
DOES! [ SCREAMING .]
[ DIAL TONE .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ DIAL TONE .]
[ MOANS .]
[ DIAL TONE .]
[ MOANS .]
[ DIAL TONE STOPS .]
[ MOANS .]
[ DIAL TONE STOPS .]
THEY CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
[ DIAL TONE STOPS .]
THEY CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
THEY'RE BOUND TO DENOUNCE ME.
THEY CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
THEY'RE BOUND TO DENOUNCE ME.
I NEED TO FIND ANOTHER ANGLE! THEY'RE BOUND TO DENOUNCE ME.
I NEED TO FIND ANOTHER ANGLE! [ TING! .]
I NEED TO FIND ANOTHER ANGLE! [ TING! .]
Gumball: DUDE, CHECK THIS [ TING! .]
Gumball: DUDE, CHECK THIS OUT! Gumball: DUDE, CHECK THIS OUT! [ POP! .]
OUT! [ POP! .]
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! [ POP! .]
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! Darwin: IT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! Darwin: IT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE IMPRESSIVE IF YOU SUCCEEDED THE Darwin: IT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE IMPRESSIVE IF YOU SUCCEEDED THE FIRST TIME.
IMPRESSIVE IF YOU SUCCEEDED THE FIRST TIME.
HMPH! FIRST TIME.
HMPH! [ SHOUTS .]
HMPH! [ SHOUTS .]
[ DOOR OPENS .]
[ SHOUTS .]
[ DOOR OPENS .]
SWAG, RAP MUSIC! [ DOOR OPENS .]
SWAG, RAP MUSIC! Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! SWAG, RAP MUSIC! Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! HAIR SINS, YOLO, HASHTAG, Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! HAIR SINS, YOLO, HASHTAG, MP3, TWEETS, SELFIES, SKINNY HAIR SINS, YOLO, HASHTAG, MP3, TWEETS, SELFIES, SKINNY JEANS, LO-- UNH! MP3, TWEETS, SELFIES, SKINNY JEANS, LO-- UNH! [ CLANG! .]
JEANS, LO-- UNH! [ CLANG! .]
I'M SORRY, PRINCIPAL BROWN, [ CLANG! .]
I'M SORRY, PRINCIPAL BROWN, BUT YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A JERK I'M SORRY, PRINCIPAL BROWN, BUT YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A JERK THAT EVEN A GRANOLA-CRUNCHING BUT YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A JERK THAT EVEN A GRANOLA-CRUNCHING PACIFIST LIKE ME HAD TO THAT EVEN A GRANOLA-CRUNCHING PACIFIST LIKE ME HAD TO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
PACIFIST LIKE ME HAD TO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
FAIR ENOUGH.
Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PRINCIPAL BROWN? WELL, I THOUGHT IF I WAS COOL PRINCIPAL BROWN? WELL, I THOUGHT IF I WAS COOL AND BECAME YOUR FRIEND, YOU WELL, I THOUGHT IF I WAS COOL AND BECAME YOUR FRIEND, YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE.
AND BECAME YOUR FRIEND, YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE.
Gumball: OKAY.
WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE.
Gumball: OKAY.
WELL, IT'S A BIT WEIRD, BUT, Gumball: OKAY.
WELL, IT'S A BIT WEIRD, BUT, YEAH, I GUESS WE COULD BE WELL, IT'S A BIT WEIRD, BUT, YEAH, I GUESS WE COULD BE FRIENDS IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL YEAH, I GUESS WE COULD BE FRIENDS IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.
FRIENDS IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.
THAT IS SO REFRIGERATED! BETTER.
THAT IS SO REFRIGERATED! YOU GUYS ARE RIDDLED WITH THAT IS SO REFRIGERATED! YOU GUYS ARE RIDDLED WITH DISEASE! YOU GUYS ARE RIDDLED WITH DISEASE! WE SHOULD VERY MUCH BE SUSPENDED DISEASE! WE SHOULD VERY MUCH BE SUSPENDED IN AN EXTERIOR ENVIRONMENT.
WE SHOULD VERY MUCH BE SUSPENDED IN AN EXTERIOR ENVIRONMENT.
Gumball: DID YOU MEAN TO TELL IN AN EXTERIOR ENVIRONMENT.
Gumball: DID YOU MEAN TO TELL US THAT THAT'S COOL, WE'RE SICK, Gumball: DID YOU MEAN TO TELL US THAT THAT'S COOL, WE'RE SICK, AND WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT US THAT THAT'S COOL, WE'RE SICK, AND WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT TOGETHER? AND WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT TOGETHER? FOR SURE! TOGETHER? FOR SURE! UH, IZZLE.
FOR SURE! UH, IZZLE.
[ THUD .]
UH, IZZLE.
[ THUD .]
[ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
[ THUD .]
[ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT .]
[ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES .]
[ SIGHS .]
SO, NOW WE'RE FRIENDS.
[ SIGHS .]
SO, NOW WE'RE FRIENDS.
DO YOU WANT TO SHARE SOME GIRL SO, NOW WE'RE FRIENDS.
DO YOU WANT TO SHARE SOME GIRL STORIES? DO YOU WANT TO SHARE SOME GIRL STORIES? [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
STORIES? [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
Gumball: AWKWARD, AWKWARD, [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
Gumball: AWKWARD, AWKWARD, AWKWARD! Gumball: AWKWARD, AWKWARD, AWKWARD! Darwin: YEP, YEP, YEP! AWKWARD! Darwin: YEP, YEP, YEP! OKAY, I'LL GO FIRST.
Darwin: YEP, YEP, YEP! OKAY, I'LL GO FIRST.
I MUST SAY, THINGS ARE GOING OKAY, I'LL GO FIRST.
I MUST SAY, THINGS ARE GOING PRETTY WELL WITH ME AND I MUST SAY, THINGS ARE GOING PRETTY WELL WITH ME AND MISS SIMIAN.
PRETTY WELL WITH ME AND MISS SIMIAN.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
MISS SIMIAN.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
OH, COME NOW.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
OH, COME NOW.
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STUDENTS AND OH, COME NOW.
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STUDENTS AND I'M YOUR PRINCIPAL, IT DOESN'T JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STUDENTS AND I'M YOUR PRINCIPAL, IT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T SHARE A FEW -- AND I'M YOUR PRINCIPAL, IT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T SHARE A FEW -- AND I FINALLY HEARD MYSELF OUT LOUD.
MEAN WE CAN'T SHARE A FEW -- AND I FINALLY HEARD MYSELF OUT LOUD.
GOODBYE.
I FINALLY HEARD MYSELF OUT LOUD.
GOODBYE.
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
GOODBYE.
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
IT'S OKAY! [ GLASS SHATTERS .]
IT'S OKAY! I LANDED IN A DUMPSTER! IT'S OKAY! I LANDED IN A DUMPSTER! [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
I LANDED IN A DUMPSTER! [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Gumball: "PLEASE DON'T TELL.
" [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Gumball: "PLEASE DON'T TELL.
" UH, HE ATTACHED $20 TO THE NOTE.
Gumball: "PLEASE DON'T TELL.
" UH, HE ATTACHED $20 TO THE NOTE.
HOW CHEAP DOES HE THINK WE ARE? UH, HE ATTACHED $20 TO THE NOTE.
HOW CHEAP DOES HE THINK WE ARE? [ BILLS RUSTLING .]
Darwin: NO, YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HE DOESN'T WANT US TO TALK ABOUT! REMEMBER WHAT HE DOESN'T WANT US TO TALK ABOUT! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
TO TALK ABOUT! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ Muffled .]
IF MONEY ISN'T Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ Muffled .]
IF MONEY ISN'T ENOUGH TO STOP YOU REVEALING I [ Muffled .]
IF MONEY ISN'T ENOUGH TO STOP YOU REVEALING I DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA ENOUGH TO STOP YOU REVEALING I DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA Gumball: [ FINGERS SNAP .]
DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA Gumball: [ FINGERS SNAP .]
I'VE GOT A LITTLE DIRT OF Gumball: [ FINGERS SNAP .]
I'VE GOT A LITTLE DIRT OF MY OWN.
I'VE GOT A LITTLE DIRT OF MY OWN.
[ SWISH! .]
MY OWN.
[ SWISH! .]
WHAT IF THIS WERE TO GO PUBLIC? [ SWISH! .]
WHAT IF THIS WERE TO GO PUBLIC? Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WHAT IF THIS WERE TO GO PUBLIC? Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
LOOK, PRINCIPAL BROWN, FIRST, Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
LOOK, PRINCIPAL BROWN, FIRST, THAT WAS A PHASE, AND SECONDLY, LOOK, PRINCIPAL BROWN, FIRST, THAT WAS A PHASE, AND SECONDLY, WE'VE FELT ASHAMED SO MANY TIMES THAT WAS A PHASE, AND SECONDLY, WE'VE FELT ASHAMED SO MANY TIMES IN LIFE THAT I THINK WE'RE NOW WE'VE FELT ASHAMED SO MANY TIMES IN LIFE THAT I THINK WE'RE NOW INCAPABLE OF FEELING IT -- AS IN IN LIFE THAT I THINK WE'RE NOW INCAPABLE OF FEELING IT -- AS IN CHEMICALLY.
INCAPABLE OF FEELING IT -- AS IN CHEMICALLY.
Darwin: THE DOCTOR SAYS WE'VE CHEMICALLY.
Darwin: THE DOCTOR SAYS WE'VE RUN OUT OF SHAME-OSTERONE.
Darwin: THE DOCTOR SAYS WE'VE RUN OUT OF SHAME-OSTERONE.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
RUN OUT OF SHAME-OSTERONE.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE BRAIN IS LET ME SHOW YOU.
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE BRAIN IS COMPOSED OF MANY SECTIONS AS YOU CAN SEE, THE BRAIN IS COMPOSED OF MANY SECTIONS DEDICATED TO EMOTION.
COMPOSED OF MANY SECTIONS DEDICATED TO EMOTION.
HERE IS ANGER.
DEDICATED TO EMOTION.
HERE IS ANGER.
[ GLAND SQUEAKING ANGRILY .]
HERE IS ANGER.
[ GLAND SQUEAKING ANGRILY .]
HERE IS SADNESS.
[ GLAND SQUEAKING ANGRILY .]
HERE IS SADNESS.
[ GLAND CRYING .]
HERE IS SADNESS.
[ GLAND CRYING .]
THIS HERE [ GLAND CRYING .]
THIS HERE [ GLAND LAUGHS STUPIDLY .]
THIS HERE [ GLAND LAUGHS STUPIDLY .]
WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
[ GLAND LAUGHS STUPIDLY .]
WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
AND FINALLY, THIS IS THE SHAME WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
AND FINALLY, THIS IS THE SHAME GLAND.
AND FINALLY, THIS IS THE SHAME GLAND.
[ GLAND GASPING .]
GLAND.
[ GLAND GASPING .]
AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S PRETTY [ GLAND GASPING .]
AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S PRETTY DRIED OUT.
AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S PRETTY DRIED OUT.
[ SIGHS .]
DRIED OUT.
[ SIGHS .]
Gumball: DUDE, COULD YOU PUT [ SIGHS .]
Gumball: DUDE, COULD YOU PUT ME BACK TOGETHER, PLEASE? Gumball: DUDE, COULD YOU PUT ME BACK TOGETHER, PLEASE? Darwin: SURE.
[ CRUNCH! .]
HOW'S THAT? Gumball: [ SPEAKING FOREIGN HOW'S THAT? Gumball: [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
Gumball: [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
[ RATTLING .]
LANGUAGE .]
[ RATTLING .]
[ SIGHS .]
THANKS.
[ RATTLING .]
[ SIGHS .]
THANKS.
THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
[ SIGHS .]
THANKS.
THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
GUMBALL AND DARWIN WATTERS, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
GUMBALL AND DARWIN WATTERS, PLEASE REPORT TO THE GUMBALL AND DARWIN WATTERS, PLEASE REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
PLEASE REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WHAT DOES HE WANT NOW? Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WHAT DOES HE WANT NOW? KIDS, I THINK I'M LOSING MY WHAT DOES HE WANT NOW? KIDS, I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND.
KIDS, I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
MIND.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
Gumball: FINALLY! [ BOTH SIGH .]
Gumball: FINALLY! Darwin: WELL, AT LEAST YOU Gumball: FINALLY! Darwin: WELL, AT LEAST YOU REALIZE IT'S A PROBLEM.
Darwin: WELL, AT LEAST YOU REALIZE IT'S A PROBLEM.
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
REALIZE IT'S A PROBLEM.
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
I LOOKED IN THE DRAWER.
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
I LOOKED IN THE DRAWER.
I LOOKED UNDER MY DESK, BEHIND I LOOKED IN THE DRAWER.
I LOOKED UNDER MY DESK, BEHIND THE BOOKSHELF.
I LOOKED UNDER MY DESK, BEHIND THE BOOKSHELF.
Gumball: WAIT, WHAT ARE WE THE BOOKSHELF.
Gumball: WAIT, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? Gumball: WAIT, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? MY GLASSES! TALKING ABOUT HERE? MY GLASSES! I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.
MY GLASSES! I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.
Gumball: UH, YOU'RE WEARING I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.
Gumball: UH, YOU'RE WEARING THEM.
Gumball: UH, YOU'RE WEARING THEM.
OH, NO, NOT THESE -- MY SPARE THEM.
OH, NO, NOT THESE -- MY SPARE PAIR.
OH, NO, NOT THESE -- MY SPARE PAIR.
I THINK THEY MIGHT BE IN THIS PAIR.
I THINK THEY MIGHT BE IN THIS SAFE.
I THINK THEY MIGHT BE IN THIS SAFE.
Gumball: YOU KEEP YOUR SPARE SAFE.
Gumball: YOU KEEP YOUR SPARE GLASSES IN A SAFE? Gumball: YOU KEEP YOUR SPARE GLASSES IN A SAFE? Darwin: [ Muffled .]
I CAN'T GLASSES IN A SAFE? Darwin: [ Muffled .]
I CAN'T SEE THEM! Darwin: [ Muffled .]
I CAN'T SEE THEM! OH, NO, NO, NO, THEY'RE RIGHT SEE THEM! OH, NO, NO, NO, THEY'RE RIGHT IN THE BACK.
OH, NO, NO, NO, THEY'RE RIGHT IN THE BACK.
JUST KEEP GOING FURTHER IN.
IN THE BACK.
JUST KEEP GOING FURTHER IN.
[ TING! .]
JUST KEEP GOING FURTHER IN.
[ TING! .]
Gumball: YOU'RE GONNA LOCK US [ TING! .]
Gumball: YOU'RE GONNA LOCK US IN THE SAFE, AREN'T YOU? Gumball: YOU'RE GONNA LOCK US IN THE SAFE, AREN'T YOU? UH, WOULD YOU BELIEVE A "NO"? IN THE SAFE, AREN'T YOU? UH, WOULD YOU BELIEVE A "NO"? Gumball: LOOK, UH, WOULD YOU BELIEVE A "NO"? Gumball: LOOK, PRINCIPAL BROWN, THIS IS Gumball: LOOK, PRINCIPAL BROWN, THIS IS RIDICULOUS! PRINCIPAL BROWN, THIS IS RIDICULOUS! IF YOU KEEP WASTING YOUR TIME ON RIDICULOUS! IF YOU KEEP WASTING YOUR TIME ON US INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR JOB, IF YOU KEEP WASTING YOUR TIME ON US INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR JOB, THIS PLACE IS GONNA START US INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR JOB, THIS PLACE IS GONNA START FALLING APART! THIS PLACE IS GONNA START FALLING APART! OH.
SORRY.
FALLING APART! OH.
SORRY.
[ MOP SQUEAKING .]
OH.
SORRY.
[ MOP SQUEAKING .]
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
[ MOP SQUEAKING .]
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
OKAY, YOU REALLY WANT TO DO Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
OKAY, YOU REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR US? OKAY, YOU REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR US? ANYTHING! SOMETHING FOR US? ANYTHING! Gumball: THEN YOU'LL LEAVE US ANYTHING! Gumball: THEN YOU'LL LEAVE US ALONE? Gumball: THEN YOU'LL LEAVE US ALONE? OF COURSE! ALONE? OF COURSE! Gumball: THEN JUST TAKE OF COURSE! Gumball: THEN JUST TAKE CARE Gumball: THEN JUST TAKE CARE OF THE SCHOOL! CARE OF THE SCHOOL! YES, YES, YES, OF COURSE.
OF THE SCHOOL! YES, YES, YES, OF COURSE.
THAT'S IT -- TAKE CARE OF THE YES, YES, YES, OF COURSE.
THAT'S IT -- TAKE CARE OF THE SCHOOL, AND ALL MY PROBLEMS WILL THAT'S IT -- TAKE CARE OF THE SCHOOL, AND ALL MY PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED.
SCHOOL, AND ALL MY PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED.
THANK YOU, WATTERSON! BE SOLVED.
THANK YOU, WATTERSON! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BLOW THIS THANK YOU, WATTERSON! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BLOW THIS PLACE UP! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BLOW THIS PLACE UP! Gumball: EXACTLY! PLACE UP! Gumball: EXACTLY! Darwin: ALL I COULD FIND WAS Gumball: EXACTLY! Darwin: ALL I COULD FIND WAS THESE.
Darwin: ALL I COULD FIND WAS THESE.
Gumball: OH, WELL, THAT WOULD THESE.
Gumball: OH, WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE SOUND WHEN HE WALKS.
Gumball: OH, WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE SOUND WHEN HE WALKS.
WAIT, DID HE SAY BLOW UP THE EXPLAIN THE SOUND WHEN HE WALKS.
WAIT, DID HE SAY BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! WAIT, DID HE SAY BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
SCHOOL?! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
Darwin: WE NEED TO RAISE THE [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
Darwin: WE NEED TO RAISE THE ALARM! Darwin: WE NEED TO RAISE THE ALARM! Gumball: ARE YOU CRAZY?! ALARM! Gumball: ARE YOU CRAZY?! NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS! Gumball: ARE YOU CRAZY?! NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS! THERE'D BE COMPLETE PANIC! NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS! THERE'D BE COMPLETE PANIC! WE JUST HAVE TO STOP HIM BEFORE THERE'D BE COMPLETE PANIC! WE JUST HAVE TO STOP HIM BEFORE HE BLOWS UP THE SCHOOL! WE JUST HAVE TO STOP HIM BEFORE HE BLOWS UP THE SCHOOL! WHO'S GONNA BLOW UP THE HE BLOWS UP THE SCHOOL! WHO'S GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! WHO'S GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! Gumball: [ LAUGHING .]
SCHOOL?! Gumball: [ LAUGHING .]
NO, NO, WE WERE JUST SAYING HOW Gumball: [ LAUGHING .]
NO, NO, WE WERE JUST SAYING HOW THE WIND BLOWS UP THE [MUMBLING.]
NO, NO, WE WERE JUST SAYING HOW THE WIND BLOWS UP THE [MUMBLING.]
Help me out here! THE WIND BLOWS UP THE [MUMBLING.]
Help me out here! [ SCREAMS .]
Help me out here! [ SCREAMS .]
WHOA! [ SCREAMS .]
WHOA! Gumball: [ SPUTTERS .]
WHOA! Gumball: [ SPUTTERS .]
WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?! Gumball: [ SPUTTERS .]
WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?! Darwin: YOU SAID NO ONE COULD WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?! Darwin: YOU SAID NO ONE COULD KNOW, AND YOU WINKED AT ME! Darwin: YOU SAID NO ONE COULD KNOW, AND YOU WINKED AT ME! Gumball: YEAH, BUT I WAS -- KNOW, AND YOU WINKED AT ME! Gumball: YEAH, BUT I WAS -- UH, UH, NEVER MIND.
Gumball: YEAH, BUT I WAS -- UH, UH, NEVER MIND.
LET'S GO.
UH, UH, NEVER MIND.
LET'S GO.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
LET'S GO.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
ROCKY, CAN I HAVE THE KEYS TO [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
ROCKY, CAN I HAVE THE KEYS TO THE BOILER ROOM? ROCKY, CAN I HAVE THE KEYS TO THE BOILER ROOM? I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
THE BOILER ROOM? I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
EH, SURE.
I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
EH, SURE.
UH, YOU'D BETTER RUN.
EH, SURE.
UH, YOU'D BETTER RUN.
OH, IT'S THE LITTLE BLUE ONE! UH, YOU'D BETTER RUN.
OH, IT'S THE LITTLE BLUE ONE! SOMETIMES IT STICKS, SO YOU OH, IT'S THE LITTLE BLUE ONE! SOMETIMES IT STICKS, SO YOU MIGHT NEED TO GIVE IT A -- SOMETIMES IT STICKS, SO YOU MIGHT NEED TO GIVE IT A -- PRINCIPAL BROWN'S GONNA BLOW UP MIGHT NEED TO GIVE IT A -- PRINCIPAL BROWN'S GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! PRINCIPAL BROWN'S GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S THE SCHOOL?! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT! IT'S [CHUCKLES.]
IT'S NOT WHAT NOT WHAT HE MEANT! IT'S [CHUCKLES.]
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU [CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY.]
IT'S [CHUCKLES.]
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU [CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY.]
[ POINK! .]
YOU [CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY.]
[ POINK! .]
Darwin: HI-YAH! [ POINK! .]
Darwin: HI-YAH! HI-YAH! Darwin: HI-YAH! HI-YAH! [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
HI-YAH! [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
WAIT A MINUTE.
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU TRYING TO KNOCK ME UN-- WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU TRYING TO KNOCK ME UN-- IF THERE'S NO SCHOOL, THEN ARE YOU TRYING TO KNOCK ME UN-- IF THERE'S NO SCHOOL, THEN THERE'S NOTHING TO LOSE! IF THERE'S NO SCHOOL, THEN THERE'S NOTHING TO LOSE! EXCUSE ME, PRINCIPAL BROWN, THERE'S NOTHING TO LOSE! EXCUSE ME, PRINCIPAL BROWN, I -- EXCUSE ME, PRINCIPAL BROWN, I -- TAKE THE CHILDREN OUTSIDE, I -- TAKE THE CHILDREN OUTSIDE, COACH.
TAKE THE CHILDREN OUTSIDE, COACH.
I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
COACH.
I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
UH, WAIT, BLOW UP WHAT? I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
UH, WAIT, BLOW UP WHAT? Gumball: OKAY, OKAY, ENOUGH UH, WAIT, BLOW UP WHAT? Gumball: OKAY, OKAY, ENOUGH VIOLENCE! Gumball: OKAY, OKAY, ENOUGH VIOLENCE! I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
VIOLENCE! I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
I'M SORRY, COACH.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
I'M SORRY, COACH.
[ SQUEAK .]
I'M SORRY, COACH.
[ SQUEAK .]
[ SQUEAK .]
[ SQUEAK .]
[ SQUEAK .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
[ SQUEAK .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? [ SQUEAKING .]
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? Gumball: I'M TRYING TO PINCH Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? Gumball: I'M TRYING TO PINCH A NERVE CLUSTER, BUT IT'S BURIED Gumball: I'M TRYING TO PINCH A NERVE CLUSTER, BUT IT'S BURIED PRETTY DEEP.
A NERVE CLUSTER, BUT IT'S BURIED PRETTY DEEP.
Darwin: OH, LET ME TRY PRETTY DEEP.
Darwin: OH, LET ME TRY SOMETHING.
Darwin: OH, LET ME TRY SOMETHING.
APPARENTLY, IT WORKS ON COWS.
SOMETHING.
APPARENTLY, IT WORKS ON COWS.
[ GRUNTS, WHINES .]
APPARENTLY, IT WORKS ON COWS.
[ GRUNTS, WHINES .]
I'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS PLACE [ GRUNTS, WHINES .]
I'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS PLACE UP! I'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS PLACE UP! PRINCIPAL BROWN IS GONNA BLOW UP! PRINCIPAL BROWN IS GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! PRINCIPAL BROWN IS GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE CAN UP THE SCHOOL?! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE CAN EXPLAIN! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE CAN EXPLAIN! HOLD ON, KIDS.
EXPLAIN! HOLD ON, KIDS.
I NEED TO MAKE A SYMBOLIC HOLD ON, KIDS.
I NEED TO MAKE A SYMBOLIC GESTURE OF PROTEST.
I NEED TO MAKE A SYMBOLIC GESTURE OF PROTEST.
HALT IN THE NAME OF LOVE! GESTURE OF PROTEST.
HALT IN THE NAME OF LOVE! [ GRUNTING .]
HALT IN THE NAME OF LOVE! [ GRUNTING .]
ONCE THIS PLACE IS GONE, MY [ GRUNTING .]
ONCE THIS PLACE IS GONE, MY REPUTATION WILL BE SAFE! ONCE THIS PLACE IS GONE, MY REPUTATION WILL BE SAFE! SAVE YOURSELF, LUCY! REPUTATION WILL BE SAFE! SAVE YOURSELF, LUCY! OHH! OH, SORRY.
SAVE YOURSELF, LUCY! OHH! OH, SORRY.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ANOTHER OHH! OH, SORRY.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ANOTHER DRYWALL.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ANOTHER DRYWALL.
OHH! AND AGAIN.
DRYWALL.
OHH! AND AGAIN.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
OHH! AND AGAIN.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
EVERYONE, EVACUATE THE SCHOOL! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
EVERYONE, EVACUATE THE SCHOOL! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
EVERYONE, EVACUATE THE SCHOOL! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ FIRE ALARM RINGING .]
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ FIRE ALARM RINGING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ FIRE ALARM RINGING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS INCREASE [ GRUNTING .]
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS INCREASE THE OXYGEN SUPPLY, SHUT OFF THE NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS INCREASE THE OXYGEN SUPPLY, SHUT OFF THE CARBON-DIOXIDE RELEASE VALVE, THE OXYGEN SUPPLY, SHUT OFF THE CARBON-DIOXIDE RELEASE VALVE, WHICH SHOULD COMBINE WITH THE CARBON-DIOXIDE RELEASE VALVE, WHICH SHOULD COMBINE WITH THE BOILING H2O, KICK-START A WHICH SHOULD COMBINE WITH THE BOILING H2O, KICK-START A REACTION, WHICH WILL BLOW UP THE BOILING H2O, KICK-START A REACTION, WHICH WILL BLOW UP THE WHOLE SCHOOL! REACTION, WHICH WILL BLOW UP THE WHOLE SCHOOL! Gumball: STOP! DON'T DO THIS! WHOLE SCHOOL! Gumball: STOP! DON'T DO THIS! SAVE YOURSELVES! Gumball: STOP! DON'T DO THIS! SAVE YOURSELVES! Gumball: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD SAVE YOURSELVES! Gumball: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD US! Gumball: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD US! WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE US! WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE SCHOOL! WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE SCHOOL! BUT IT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION! SCHOOL! BUT IT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION! NIGEL, WHAT IS GOING ON?! BUT IT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION! NIGEL, WHAT IS GOING ON?! WAIT, IT SHOULD'VE BLOWN BY NIGEL, WHAT IS GOING ON?! WAIT, IT SHOULD'VE BLOWN BY NOW.
WAIT, IT SHOULD'VE BLOWN BY NOW.
OH, YEAH, IT'S BECAUSE OF NOW.
OH, YEAH, IT'S BECAUSE OF CHEMISTRY THAT I FAILED MY OH, YEAH, IT'S BECAUSE OF CHEMISTRY THAT I FAILED MY DIPLOMA.
CHEMISTRY THAT I FAILED MY DIPLOMA.
Gumball: TELL THEM THE TRUTH, DIPLOMA.
Gumball: TELL THEM THE TRUTH, PRINCIPAL BROWN.
Gumball: TELL THEM THE TRUTH, PRINCIPAL BROWN.
[ SIGHS .]
PRINCIPAL BROWN.
[ SIGHS .]
I DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA.
[ SIGHS .]
I DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA.
YOUR PRINCIPAL IS NOTHING MORE I DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA.
YOUR PRINCIPAL IS NOTHING MORE THAN A YOUR PRINCIPAL IS NOTHING MORE THAN A A FRAUD! THAN A A FRAUD! [ SIGHS .]
I SHOULD GO.
A FRAUD! [ SIGHS .]
I SHOULD GO.
BUT PROMISE ME YOU'LL FIND A NEW [ SIGHS .]
I SHOULD GO.
BUT PROMISE ME YOU'LL FIND A NEW PRINCIPAL TO LOOK AFTER THIS BUT PROMISE ME YOU'LL FIND A NEW PRINCIPAL TO LOOK AFTER THIS PLACE.
PRINCIPAL TO LOOK AFTER THIS PLACE.
Darwin: BUT YOU ARE OUR PLACE.
Darwin: BUT YOU ARE OUR PRINCIPAL.
Darwin: BUT YOU ARE OUR PRINCIPAL.
Gumball: OR AT LEAST YOU WERE PRINCIPAL.
Gumball: OR AT LEAST YOU WERE UNTIL YOU STARTED WORRYING ABOUT Gumball: OR AT LEAST YOU WERE UNTIL YOU STARTED WORRYING ABOUT THAT STUPID DIPLOMA.
UNTIL YOU STARTED WORRYING ABOUT THAT STUPID DIPLOMA.
WE ALL LIE SOMETIMES.
THAT STUPID DIPLOMA.
WE ALL LIE SOMETIMES.
I LIED ABOUT MY AGE TO GET THIS WE ALL LIE SOMETIMES.
I LIED ABOUT MY AGE TO GET THIS JOB.
I LIED ABOUT MY AGE TO GET THIS JOB.
I'M NOT QUITE THE SPRING CHICKEN JOB.
I'M NOT QUITE THE SPRING CHICKEN YOU THINK I AM.
I'M NOT QUITE THE SPRING CHICKEN YOU THINK I AM.
HEY, MAN, I'M NOT EVEN A U.
S.
YOU THINK I AM.
HEY, MAN, I'M NOT EVEN A U.
S.
CITIZEN! HEY, MAN, I'M NOT EVEN A U.
S.
CITIZEN! AND I'M NOT A WOMAN! CITIZEN! AND I'M NOT A WOMAN! WHO CAN SAY SHE'S NEVER LIED ON AND I'M NOT A WOMAN! WHO CAN SAY SHE'S NEVER LIED ON HER RéSUMé EITHER.
WHO CAN SAY SHE'S NEVER LIED ON HER RéSUMé EITHER.
[ SNIFFLING .]
HER RéSUMé EITHER.
[ SNIFFLING .]
Gumball: HAVEN'T YOU BEEN [ SNIFFLING .]
Gumball: HAVEN'T YOU BEEN DOING THIS JOB FOR 20 YEARS? Gumball: HAVEN'T YOU BEEN DOING THIS JOB FOR 20 YEARS? SURELY, NO ONE ELSE IS MORE DOING THIS JOB FOR 20 YEARS? SURELY, NO ONE ELSE IS MORE QUALIFIED TO BE OUR PRINCIPAL SURELY, NO ONE ELSE IS MORE QUALIFIED TO BE OUR PRINCIPAL THAN OUR PRINCIPAL.
QUALIFIED TO BE OUR PRINCIPAL THAN OUR PRINCIPAL.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAN OUR PRINCIPAL.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M GONNA GET THIS PLACE BACK ON YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M GONNA GET THIS PLACE BACK ON TRACK STARTING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT I'M GONNA GET THIS PLACE BACK ON TRACK STARTING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! TRACK STARTING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! [ ALL COUGHING .]
NOW! [ ALL COUGHING .]
OH, YES, SORRY, IT WAS [ ALL COUGHING .]
OH, YES, SORRY, IT WAS MATHEMATICS THAT I FAILED.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Gumball: WHOO! COME ON, PENNY! YEAH! Gumball: WHOO! COME ON, PENNY! YEAH! [ AIR HORN BLOWS .]
COME ON, PENNY! YEAH! [ AIR HORN BLOWS .]
WHOO! MEXICAN WAVE! [ AIR HORN BLOWS .]
WHOO! MEXICAN WAVE! [ GRUNTS .]
WHOO! MEXICAN WAVE! [ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
LISTEN TO THE CROWD! [ GRUNTING .]
LISTEN TO THE CROWD! THEY LOVE YOU! LISTEN TO THE CROWD! THEY LOVE YOU! [ SIGHS LOUDLY .]
THEY LOVE YOU! [ SIGHS LOUDLY .]
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! [ SIGHS LOUDLY .]
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ CHEERS WEAKLY .]
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ CHEERS WEAKLY .]
Gumball: DUDE, THAT SOUNDS [ CHEERS WEAKLY .]
Gumball: DUDE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A COW ON ANESTHETICS.
Gumball: DUDE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A COW ON ANESTHETICS.
Darwin: IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT LIKE A COW ON ANESTHETICS.
Darwin: IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT SUPPORTIVE, BUT THEY'RE KIND OF Darwin: IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT SUPPORTIVE, BUT THEY'RE KIND OF A TRAIN WRECK THAT, LIKE, A SUPPORTIVE, BUT THEY'RE KIND OF A TRAIN WRECK THAT, LIKE, A TRUCK CRASHED INTO, AND A TRAIN WRECK THAT, LIKE, A TRUCK CRASHED INTO, AND AND THEN THE WHOLE THING SUNK TRUCK CRASHED INTO, AND AND THEN THE WHOLE THING SUNK INTO A LAKE AND THEN THE WHOLE THING SUNK INTO A LAKE AND MANAGED TO CATCH FIRE INTO A LAKE AND MANAGED TO CATCH FIRE AND EXPLODED.
AND MANAGED TO CATCH FIRE AND EXPLODED.
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! AND EXPLODED.
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! [ CREAKS .]
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! [ CREAKS .]
OHH! [ CREAKS .]
OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH! AGH! OHH! AGH! OHH! AGH! OHH! OHH, MY TAIL CONE! OHH! OHH, MY TAIL CONE! [ SIGHS .]
OHH, MY TAIL CONE! [ SIGHS .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ SCREAMING .]
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, I GUESS [ SCREAMING .]
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, I GUESS THEY DIDN'T EXPLODE, BUT YOU Darwin: ALL RIGHT, I GUESS THEY DIDN'T EXPLODE, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WAS -- THEY DIDN'T EXPLODE, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WAS -- [ EXPLOSION .]
HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WAS -- [ EXPLOSION .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ EXPLOSION .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Gumball: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Gumball: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
Gumball: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
THEY WERE CLEARLY MISSING YOU MEAN.
THEY WERE CLEARLY MISSING SOMETHING.
THEY WERE CLEARLY MISSING SOMETHING.
[ SWISH! .]
SOMETHING.
[ SWISH! .]
You noticed, too? [ SWISH! .]
You noticed, too? Stuff goes missing all the time You noticed, too? Stuff goes missing all the time in this town.
Stuff goes missing all the time in this town.
Everyone pretends it doesn't in this town.
Everyone pretends it doesn't happen, but I say it's a Everyone pretends it doesn't happen, but I say it's a conspiracy.
happen, but I say it's a conspiracy.
THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT MY HAT ON -- conspiracy.
THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT MY HAT ON -- TO STOP THEM ERASING MY MEMORY THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT MY HAT ON -- TO STOP THEM ERASING MY MEMORY AND FORGETTING WHAT WAS TAKEN TO STOP THEM ERASING MY MEMORY AND FORGETTING WHAT WAS TAKEN FROM ME! AND FORGETTING WHAT WAS TAKEN FROM ME! Gumball: OH.
FROM ME! Gumball: OH.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
Gumball: OH.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
SO IT'S BOTH FASHIONABLE AND [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
SO IT'S BOTH FASHIONABLE AND USEFUL.
SO IT'S BOTH FASHIONABLE AND USEFUL.
Darwin: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST, USEFUL.
Darwin: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST, MR.
SMALL? Darwin: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST, MR.
SMALL? Gumball: His marbles.
MR.
SMALL? Gumball: His marbles.
NO, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
Gumball: His marbles.
NO, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
JANICE.
NO, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
JANICE.
Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WITH ALL JANICE.
Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, HOW DO YOU KNOW Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT JANICE DIDN'T JUST LEAVE DUE RESPECT, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT JANICE DIDN'T JUST LEAVE YOU? THAT JANICE DIDN'T JUST LEAVE YOU? Gumball: YEAH, BECAUSE OF, YOU? Gumball: YEAH, BECAUSE OF, YOU KNOW, THE HAT, THE PONYTAIL, Gumball: YEAH, BECAUSE OF, YOU KNOW, THE HAT, THE PONYTAIL, AND THE WHOLE [WHISTLING.]
YOU KNOW, THE HAT, THE PONYTAIL, AND THE WHOLE [WHISTLING.]
[ POPS .]
AND THE WHOLE [WHISTLING.]
[ POPS .]
[ CACKLING .]
[ POPS .]
[ CACKLING .]
JANICE COULD NEVER LEAVE WITHOUT [ CACKLING .]
JANICE COULD NEVER LEAVE WITHOUT ME! JANICE COULD NEVER LEAVE WITHOUT ME! [ CHUCKLES, SIGHS .]
ME! [ CHUCKLES, SIGHS .]
Look for what's not there.
[ CHUCKLES, SIGHS .]
Look for what's not there.
Look for what doesn't make Look for what's not there.
Look for what doesn't make sense.
Look for what doesn't make sense.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE sense.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
AND MAKE A HAT! [ BOTH SIGH .]
AND MAKE A HAT! Gumball: AAH! AND MAKE A HAT! Gumball: AAH! Darwin: YOU KNOW, I KIND OF Gumball: AAH! Darwin: YOU KNOW, I KIND OF FEEL SOMETHING'S MISSING, TOO.
Darwin: YOU KNOW, I KIND OF FEEL SOMETHING'S MISSING, TOO.
Gumball: YOUR FINGERS? FEEL SOMETHING'S MISSING, TOO.
Gumball: YOUR FINGERS? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: YOUR FINGERS? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: HAIR? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: HAIR? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: HAIR? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: SOME KIND OF A Darwin: NO.
Gumball: SOME KIND OF A TORSO? Gumball: SOME KIND OF A TORSO? Darwin: NO, THINK ABOUT IT -- TORSO? Darwin: NO, THINK ABOUT IT -- SOMETHING THAT USED TO BE HERE Darwin: NO, THINK ABOUT IT -- SOMETHING THAT USED TO BE HERE AT SCHOOL, BUT NOW IT'S GONE.
SOMETHING THAT USED TO BE HERE AT SCHOOL, BUT NOW IT'S GONE.
[ SIGHS .]
NEVER MIND.
AT SCHOOL, BUT NOW IT'S GONE.
[ SIGHS .]
NEVER MIND.
[ GASPS .]
LOOK AT THIS! [ SIGHS .]
NEVER MIND.
[ GASPS .]
LOOK AT THIS! THERE'S NO 116! [ GASPS .]
LOOK AT THIS! THERE'S NO 116! THERE'S A LOCKER MISSING! [ INDISTINCT TALKING .]
Gumball: OKAY, EVEN I CAN TELL SOMETHING'S MISSING HERE.
Gumball: OKAY, EVEN I CAN TELL SOMETHING'S MISSING HERE.
Darwin: MAYBE IT'S NOT TELL SOMETHING'S MISSING HERE.
Darwin: MAYBE IT'S NOT SOMETHING.
Darwin: MAYBE IT'S NOT SOMETHING.
MAYBE IT'S SOME-- SOMETHING.
MAYBE IT'S SOME-- Gumball: SOMEWHERE! MAYBE IT'S SOME-- Gumball: SOMEWHERE! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEWHERE! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEHOW! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEHOW! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEHOW! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEWHAT! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEWHAT! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEWHAT! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMBRERO? Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMBRERO? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: SOMBRERO? Darwin: NO.
SOMEONE.
Darwin: NO.
SOMEONE.
Gumball: YEAH, WELL, I WAS SOMEONE.
Gumball: YEAH, WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT NEXT, SO [SPITS.]
Gumball: YEAH, WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT NEXT, SO [SPITS.]
Darwin: LET'S LOOK IN THE GONNA SAY THAT NEXT, SO [SPITS.]
Darwin: LET'S LOOK IN THE YEARBOOK! Darwin: LET'S LOOK IN THE YEARBOOK! Gumball: STOP! LOOK! [ SNICKERING .]
I-I MEAN STOP! LOOK! I-I MEAN STOP! LOOK! IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WAS STOP! LOOK! IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WAS erased! IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WAS erased! Darwin: OKAY, CONCENTRATE.
erased! Darwin: OKAY, CONCENTRATE.
IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE WE KNOW.
Darwin: OKAY, CONCENTRATE.
IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE WE KNOW.
Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE WE KNOW.
Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
OKAY, OKAY.
Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
OKAY, OKAY.
Darwin: [ Eerily .]
DO-DO, OKAY, OKAY.
Darwin: [ Eerily .]
DO-DO, DO-DO.
Darwin: [ Eerily .]
DO-DO, DO-DO.
SOMETHING MISSING.
DO-DO.
SOMETHING MISSING.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
SOMETHING MISSING.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
SOMEONE MISSING.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
SOMEONE MISSING.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
SOMEONE MISSING.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
WHO CAN IT BE? DO-DO, DO-DO.
WHO CAN IT BE? DO-DO, DO-DO.
WHO CAN IT BE? DO-DO, DO-DO.
Remember.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
Remember.
DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO.
Remember.
DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO.
Gumball: ARE YOU DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO.
Gumball: ARE YOU DO-DO, DO-DO-DONE HERE? Gumball: ARE YOU DO-DO, DO-DO-DONE HERE? Darwin: THEN WHAT DO YOU DO DO-DO-DONE HERE? Darwin: THEN WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU NEED TO REMEMBER Darwin: THEN WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU NEED TO REMEMBER SOMETHING? WHEN YOU NEED TO REMEMBER SOMETHING? Gumball: THE SAME THING I DO SOMETHING? Gumball: THE SAME THING I DO WHEN THE TV LOSES SIGNAL.
Gumball: THE SAME THING I DO WHEN THE TV LOSES SIGNAL.
COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE WHEN THE TV LOSES SIGNAL.
COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE OF JUNK! COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE OF JUNK! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU OF JUNK! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BUY CHEAP KNOCK-OFFS! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BUY CHEAP KNOCK-OFFS! [ GASPS .]
BUY CHEAP KNOCK-OFFS! [ GASPS .]
It's Molly.
[ GASPS .]
It's Molly.
SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IN A It's Molly.
SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IN A CLASS FULL OF OUR FRIENDS THAT SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IN A CLASS FULL OF OUR FRIENDS THAT WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER YOUR CLASS FULL OF OUR FRIENDS THAT WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER YOUR WHOLE LIFE, NOT ONE OF YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER YOUR WHOLE LIFE, NOT ONE OF YOU REMEMBERS MOLLY?! WHOLE LIFE, NOT ONE OF YOU REMEMBERS MOLLY?! [ ALL MURMURING .]
REMEMBERS MOLLY?! [ ALL MURMURING .]
DON'T THINK SO.
[ ALL MURMURING .]
DON'T THINK SO.
HEY, DID YOU SAY MOLLY?! DON'T THINK SO.
HEY, DID YOU SAY MOLLY?! Gumball: YES! HEY, DID YOU SAY MOLLY?! Gumball: YES! NO, DON'T REMEMBER HER.
Gumball: YES! NO, DON'T REMEMBER HER.
MAYBE IF YOU GAVE US SOME NO, DON'T REMEMBER HER.
MAYBE IF YOU GAVE US SOME MORE DETAILS ABOUT HER, WE COULD MAYBE IF YOU GAVE US SOME MORE DETAILS ABOUT HER, WE COULD ALL TRY AND REMEMBER HER MORE DETAILS ABOUT HER, WE COULD ALL TRY AND REMEMBER HER TOGETHER.
ALL TRY AND REMEMBER HER TOGETHER.
Gumball: MORE DETAILS? TOGETHER.
Gumball: MORE DETAILS? MORE DETAILS?! Gumball: MORE DETAILS? MORE DETAILS?! WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE YOU?! MORE DETAILS?! WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE YOU?! SHE WAS A GIRL! WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE YOU?! SHE WAS A GIRL! SHE WAS JUST A GIRL, AND THAT SHE WAS A GIRL! SHE WAS JUST A GIRL, AND THAT GIRL'S NAME WAS MOLLY! SHE WAS JUST A GIRL, AND THAT GIRL'S NAME WAS MOLLY! AND MOLLY WAS YOUR FRIEND! GIRL'S NAME WAS MOLLY! AND MOLLY WAS YOUR FRIEND! [ Crying .]
AND A GIRL! AND MOLLY WAS YOUR FRIEND! [ Crying .]
AND A GIRL! YOU DON'T REMEMBER HER [ Crying .]
AND A GIRL! YOU DON'T REMEMBER HER EITHER, DO YOU? YOU DON'T REMEMBER HER EITHER, DO YOU? Gumball: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT! EITHER, DO YOU? Gumball: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT! I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO Gumball: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT! I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO SHE IS, BUT NOW THAT I'VE HIT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO SHE IS, BUT NOW THAT I'VE HIT THIS VOLUME, I CAN'T REALLY SEE SHE IS, BUT NOW THAT I'VE HIT THIS VOLUME, I CAN'T REALLY SEE A WAY BACK DOWN, SO I'M JUST THIS VOLUME, I CAN'T REALLY SEE A WAY BACK DOWN, SO I'M JUST GONNA WALK AWAY SHOUTING, AND A WAY BACK DOWN, SO I'M JUST GONNA WALK AWAY SHOUTING, AND THEN I WON'T HAVE TO ADMIT! GONNA WALK AWAY SHOUTING, AND THEN I WON'T HAVE TO ADMIT! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, YOU'RE NOT THEN I WON'T HAVE TO ADMIT! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY CRAZY! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY CRAZY! [ HUMMING MEDITATIVELY .]
ACTUALLY CRAZY! [ HUMMING MEDITATIVELY .]
Gumball: OR NOT COMPLETELY [ HUMMING MEDITATIVELY .]
Gumball: OR NOT COMPLETELY ANYWAY.
Gumball: OR NOT COMPLETELY ANYWAY.
Darwin: YOUR CONSPIRACY ANYWAY.
Darwin: YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORY -- IT'S TRUE! Darwin: YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORY -- IT'S TRUE! I KNEW IT! THEORY -- IT'S TRUE! I KNEW IT! REDHEADS ARE THE DESCENDENTS OF I KNEW IT! REDHEADS ARE THE DESCENDENTS OF AN ALIEN RACE.
REDHEADS ARE THE DESCENDENTS OF AN ALIEN RACE.
Gumball: NO, NOT THAT ONE.
AN ALIEN RACE.
Gumball: NO, NOT THAT ONE.
THE PEOPLE DISAPPEARING, Gumball: NO, NOT THAT ONE.
THE PEOPLE DISAPPEARING, REMEMBER?! THE PEOPLE DISAPPEARING, REMEMBER?! WE NEED YOUR HELP TO FIND OUR REMEMBER?! WE NEED YOUR HELP TO FIND OUR FRIEND MOLLY! WE NEED YOUR HELP TO FIND OUR FRIEND MOLLY! Darwin: AND YOUR JANICE! FRIEND MOLLY! Darwin: AND YOUR JANICE! RIGHT.
Darwin: AND YOUR JANICE! RIGHT.
I FORESAW THAT YOU WOULD COME TO RIGHT.
I FORESAW THAT YOU WOULD COME TO ME, SO I MADE THESE.
I FORESAW THAT YOU WOULD COME TO ME, SO I MADE THESE.
Darwin: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! ME, SO I MADE THESE.
Darwin: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! THE SIX NIPPLE EYES SEE THE Darwin: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! THE SIX NIPPLE EYES SEE THE PAST, THE PRESENT, AND THE THE SIX NIPPLE EYES SEE THE PAST, THE PRESENT, AND THE FUTURE.
PAST, THE PRESENT, AND THE FUTURE.
Gumball: Six? FUTURE.
Gumball: Six? [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: Six? [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: SO, WHAT DO YOU [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? Gumball: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THINK? OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE LOCKER'S GONE, BUT THERE'S OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE LOCKER'S GONE, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING LEFT HERE.
THE LOCKER'S GONE, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING LEFT HERE.
Gumball: WELL, I DON'T SEE SOMETHING LEFT HERE.
Gumball: WELL, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
Gumball: WELL, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
LOOK CLOSER.
ANYTHING.
LOOK CLOSER.
CLOSER.
LOOK CLOSER.
CLOSER.
CLOSER.
CLOSER.
CLOSER.
[ THUD .]
CLOSER.
[ THUD .]
Darwin: I THINK THAT MIGHT BE [ THUD .]
Darwin: I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.
Darwin: I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.
Gumball: [ Muffled .]
NO, A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.
Gumball: [ Muffled .]
NO, WAIT, THERE IS SOMETHING HERE! Gumball: [ Muffled .]
NO, WAIT, THERE IS SOMETHING HERE! [ GRUNTS .]
WAIT, THERE IS SOMETHING HERE! [ GRUNTS .]
QUICK, MR.
SMALL, I NEED A PEN! [ GRUNTS .]
QUICK, MR.
SMALL, I NEED A PEN! [ POING! POOF! .]
QUICK, MR.
SMALL, I NEED A PEN! [ POING! POOF! .]
All: CLU-U-U-U-E! [ POING! POOF! .]
All: CLU-U-U-U-E! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
All: CLU-U-U-U-E! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
OH, YEAH, THAT'S MOLLY! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
OH, YEAH, THAT'S MOLLY! Gumball: WE WERE DEFINITELY OH, YEAH, THAT'S MOLLY! Gumball: WE WERE DEFINITELY FRIENDS! Gumball: WE WERE DEFINITELY FRIENDS! Darwin: HOW COULD WE NOT FRIENDS! Darwin: HOW COULD WE NOT REMEMBER? Darwin: HOW COULD WE NOT REMEMBER? AND HER TREE HOUSE! REMEMBER? AND HER TREE HOUSE! Gumball: YES, YES, THAT'S IT! AND HER TREE HOUSE! Gumball: YES, YES, THAT'S IT! ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS BUILD A Gumball: YES, YES, THAT'S IT! ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS BUILD A TREE HOUSE JUST LIKE HERS, AND ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS BUILD A TREE HOUSE JUST LIKE HERS, AND SHE'LL COME RIGHT TO US! TREE HOUSE JUST LIKE HERS, AND SHE'LL COME RIGHT TO US! Darwin: OR WE CAN TRY AND SHE'LL COME RIGHT TO US! Darwin: OR WE CAN TRY AND FIND HER'S SINCE THAT'S PROBABLY Darwin: OR WE CAN TRY AND FIND HER'S SINCE THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE SHE IS.
FIND HER'S SINCE THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE SHE IS.
Gumball: OR WE COULD TRY AND WHERE SHE IS.
Gumball: OR WE COULD TRY AND FIND HER'S 'CAUSE THAT'S Gumball: OR WE COULD TRY AND FIND HER'S 'CAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE SHE IS! FIND HER'S 'CAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE SHE IS! Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S A PROBABLY WHERE SHE IS! Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S A MUCH BETTER IDEA! Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S A MUCH BETTER IDEA! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, DO YOU MUCH BETTER IDEA! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, DO YOU REMEMBER MOLLY? Gumball: MR.
SMALL, DO YOU REMEMBER MOLLY? OF COURSE I REMEMBER HER, REMEMBER MOLLY? OF COURSE I REMEMBER HER, THANKS TO THE HAT.
OF COURSE I REMEMBER HER, THANKS TO THE HAT.
Darwin: WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? THANKS TO THE HAT.
Darwin: WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? WE'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT Darwin: WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? WE'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT HER.
WE'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT HER.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
HER.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
SHE WAS BORING, AND, UMM WELL, LET'S SEE.
SHE WAS BORING, AND, UMM UHHH SHE WAS BORING, AND, UMM UHHH NO, THAT'S IT.
UHHH NO, THAT'S IT.
SHE WAS JUST BORING.
NO, THAT'S IT.
SHE WAS JUST BORING.
Darwin: WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE WAS JUST BORING.
Darwin: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO HER? Darwin: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO HER? WELL, KIDS, ELMORE IS NOT A HAPPENED TO HER? WELL, KIDS, ELMORE IS NOT A NORMAL PLACE.
WELL, KIDS, ELMORE IS NOT A NORMAL PLACE.
OH, HELLO! NORMAL PLACE.
OH, HELLO! [ BARKS .]
OH, HELLO! [ BARKS .]
IT'S A PRETTY WEIRD WORLD, [ BARKS .]
IT'S A PRETTY WEIRD WORLD, AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES MISTAKES.
IT'S A PRETTY WEIRD WORLD, AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES MISTAKES.
Darwin: DO YOU THINK THE AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES MISTAKES.
Darwin: DO YOU THINK THE WORLD THOUGHT MOLLY WAS A Darwin: DO YOU THINK THE WORLD THOUGHT MOLLY WAS A MISTAKE? WORLD THOUGHT MOLLY WAS A MISTAKE? MM, YEAH, IF I WAS THE WORLD, MISTAKE? MM, YEAH, IF I WAS THE WORLD, I'D BE PRETTY BUMMED TO HAVE MM, YEAH, IF I WAS THE WORLD, I'D BE PRETTY BUMMED TO HAVE COME UP WITH SOMEONE AS BORING I'D BE PRETTY BUMMED TO HAVE COME UP WITH SOMEONE AS BORING AS MOLLY.
COME UP WITH SOMEONE AS BORING AS MOLLY.
UNH! AS MOLLY.
UNH! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, ARE YOU UNH! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, ARE YOU OKAY?! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, ARE YOU OKAY?! OF COURSE.
OKAY?! OF COURSE.
PAIN IS JUST INFORMATION THAT OF COURSE.
PAIN IS JUST INFORMATION THAT THE MIND CAN MASTER.
PAIN IS JUST INFORMATION THAT THE MIND CAN MASTER.
Gumball: SO IT DIDN'T HURT THE MIND CAN MASTER.
Gumball: SO IT DIDN'T HURT THEN? Gumball: SO IT DIDN'T HURT THEN? NO, I FEEL GREAT.
THEN? NO, I FEEL GREAT.
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
LOOK! NO, I FEEL GREAT.
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
LOOK! UNH! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
LOOK! UNH! Darwin: ANOTHER CLUE, JUST UNH! Darwin: ANOTHER CLUE, JUST LIKE AT THE LOCKER! Darwin: ANOTHER CLUE, JUST LIKE AT THE LOCKER! [ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
LIKE AT THE LOCKER! [ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: BUT HER WHOLE HOUSE [ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: BUT HER WHOLE HOUSE IS GONE.
Gumball: BUT HER WHOLE HOUSE IS GONE.
IT'S LIKE THE WORLD FOLDED IN ON IS GONE.
IT'S LIKE THE WORLD FOLDED IN ON ITSELF AGAIN! WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! [ AIR HISSING .]
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! [ AIR HISSING .]
WHAT [ AIR HISSING .]
WHAT THE WHAT THE Darwin: WHAT?! THE Darwin: WHAT?! Gumball: [ WARBLING .]
Darwin: WHAT?! Gumball: [ WARBLING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Gumball: [ WARBLING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Darwin: I GOT YOU! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Darwin: I GOT YOU! [ BOTH GRUNT .]
Darwin: I GOT YOU! [ BOTH GRUNT .]
Gumball: [ MOANS .]
[ BOTH GRUNT .]
Gumball: [ MOANS .]
Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, YOUR Gumball: [ MOANS .]
Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, YOUR FACE! Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, YOUR FACE! Gumball: [ Distorted .]
IF YOU FACE! Gumball: [ Distorted .]
IF YOU THINK THAT'S WEIRD, YOU SHOULD Gumball: [ Distorted .]
IF YOU THINK THAT'S WEIRD, YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT'S IN THERE.
THINK THAT'S WEIRD, YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT'S IN THERE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO SEE WHAT'S IN THERE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? Darwin: WE HAVE TO! THIS? Darwin: WE HAVE TO! WE CAN'T FORGET ABOUT OUR Darwin: WE HAVE TO! WE CAN'T FORGET ABOUT OUR FRIENDS! WE CAN'T FORGET ABOUT OUR FRIENDS! OKAY, ON THREE, TWO, ONE FRIENDS! OKAY, ON THREE, TWO, ONE [ GRUNTING .]
OKAY, ON THREE, TWO, ONE [ GRUNTING .]
[ AIR RUSHING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ AIR RUSHING .]
Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
ON [ AIR RUSHING .]
Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE SHOULD Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT MOLLY AND SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT MOLLY AND JANICE AND STUFF.
JUST FORGET ABOUT MOLLY AND JANICE AND STUFF.
I DON'T REMEMBER MOLLY ANYWAY, JANICE AND STUFF.
I DON'T REMEMBER MOLLY ANYWAY, AND IF THE WORLD DECIDED THAT I DON'T REMEMBER MOLLY ANYWAY, AND IF THE WORLD DECIDED THAT SHE WAS A MISTAKE, THEN WHO ARE AND IF THE WORLD DECIDED THAT SHE WAS A MISTAKE, THEN WHO ARE WE TO -- SHE WAS A MISTAKE, THEN WHO ARE WE TO -- DARWIN, IT WASN'T VERY NICE WE TO -- DARWIN, IT WASN'T VERY NICE OF YOU TO PUSH YOUR BROTHER IN DARWIN, IT WASN'T VERY NICE OF YOU TO PUSH YOUR BROTHER IN SUCH A WAY.
OF YOU TO PUSH YOUR BROTHER IN SUCH A WAY.
PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED -- SUCH A WAY.
PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED -- [ HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING .]
LOOK, CHILDREN.
ALL THE MISTAKES THE WORLD HAS EVER MADE.
ALL THE MISTAKES THE WORLD HAS EVER MADE.
JORTS EVER MADE.
JORTS LaserDisc JORTS LaserDisc THE MULLET! LaserDisc THE MULLET! Darwin: GUYS, IT'S MOLLY'S THE MULLET! Darwin: GUYS, IT'S MOLLY'S TREE HOUSE! Darwin: GUYS, IT'S MOLLY'S TREE HOUSE! OKAY, YOU GET HER, AND I'LL TREE HOUSE! OKAY, YOU GET HER, AND I'LL FIND JANICE! OKAY, YOU GET HER, AND I'LL FIND JANICE! [ SHOUTS .]
OH, YEAH! FIND JANICE! [ SHOUTS .]
OH, YEAH! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WAIT! [ SHOUTS .]
OH, YEAH! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WAIT! UNH! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WAIT! UNH! Gumball: UNH! UNH! Gumball: UNH! HOW COME -- UNH! -- YOU'RE -- Gumball: UNH! HOW COME -- UNH! -- YOU'RE -- UNH! -- SO GOOD AT THIS -- HOW COME -- UNH! -- YOU'RE -- UNH! -- SO GOOD AT THIS -- UNH! -- JUMPING STUFF?! UNH! -- SO GOOD AT THIS -- UNH! -- JUMPING STUFF?! LET'S JUST SAY I'M USED TO UNH! -- JUMPING STUFF?! LET'S JUST SAY I'M USED TO FEELING SPACED OUT.
LET'S JUST SAY I'M USED TO FEELING SPACED OUT.
Gumball: OKAY, HOW DO WE GET FEELING SPACED OUT.
Gumball: OKAY, HOW DO WE GET TO THE TREE HOUSE? Gumball: OKAY, HOW DO WE GET TO THE TREE HOUSE? Darwin: LET'S USE THIS HIGHLY TO THE TREE HOUSE? Darwin: LET'S USE THIS HIGHLY TOXIC HAIR SPRAY FROM THE '80s! Darwin: LET'S USE THIS HIGHLY TOXIC HAIR SPRAY FROM THE '80s! [ HAIR-SPRAY CAN HISSING .]
TOXIC HAIR SPRAY FROM THE '80s! [ HAIR-SPRAY CAN HISSING .]
Gumball: [ COUGHING .]
[ HAIR-SPRAY CAN HISSING .]
Gumball: [ COUGHING .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
Gumball: [ COUGHING .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
MOLLY?! [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
MOLLY?! MOLLY? MOLLY?! MOLLY? Darwin: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MOLLY? Darwin: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? Darwin: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? Gumball: MOLLY? HER? Gumball: MOLLY? Molly? Gumball: MOLLY? Molly? OH, HI! Molly? OH, HI! Darwin: OH, YOU'RE OKAY! OH, HI! Darwin: OH, YOU'RE OKAY! Gumball: WE WERE SO WORRIED! Darwin: OH, YOU'RE OKAY! Gumball: WE WERE SO WORRIED! Darwin: WHEN WE Gumball: WE WERE SO WORRIED! Darwin: WHEN WE FINALLY REMEMBERED YOU.
Darwin: WHEN WE FINALLY REMEMBERED YOU.
Gumball: AFTER A YEAR.
FINALLY REMEMBERED YOU.
Gumball: AFTER A YEAR.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORRIED? Gumball: AFTER A YEAR.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORRIED? I SAW YOU YESTERDAY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORRIED? I SAW YOU YESTERDAY.
Darwin: ARE DINOSAUR YEARS I SAW YOU YESTERDAY.
Darwin: ARE DINOSAUR YEARS LIKE DOG YEARS? Darwin: ARE DINOSAUR YEARS LIKE DOG YEARS? LIKE, YOU SAW US YESTERDAY, BUT LIKE DOG YEARS? LIKE, YOU SAW US YESTERDAY, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A YEAR AGO.
LIKE, YOU SAW US YESTERDAY, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A YEAR AGO.
[ LAUGHS .]
IT WAS ACTUALLY A YEAR AGO.
[ LAUGHS .]
IT WASN'T A YEAR AGO.
[ LAUGHS .]
IT WASN'T A YEAR AGO.
RIGHT? IT WASN'T A YEAR AGO.
RIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? RIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? Darwin: WELL WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? Darwin: WELL THE WORLD THOUGHT YOU WERE, UH, Darwin: WELL THE WORLD THOUGHT YOU WERE, UH, YOU KNOW -- HOW CAN I SAY THIS? THE WORLD THOUGHT YOU WERE, UH, YOU KNOW -- HOW CAN I SAY THIS? Gumball: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU KNOW -- HOW CAN I SAY THIS? Gumball: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BORING.
Gumball: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BORING.
I'M NOT BORING.
BORING.
I'M NOT BORING.
I DO LOTS OF COOL STUFF.
I'M NOT BORING.
I DO LOTS OF COOL STUFF.
I-I COLLECT PENCILS.
I DO LOTS OF COOL STUFF.
I-I COLLECT PENCILS.
I GOT RED ONES.
I GOT BLUE ONES.
I-I COLLECT PENCILS.
I GOT RED ONES.
I GOT BLUE ONES.
I GOT YELLOW ONES.
I GOT -- I GOT RED ONES.
I GOT BLUE ONES.
I GOT YELLOW ONES.
I GOT -- [ BOTH SNORING .]
I GOT YELLOW ONES.
I GOT -- [ BOTH SNORING .]
Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
[ BOTH SNORING .]
Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
Darwin: WHAT WERE WE DOING? Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
Darwin: WHAT WERE WE DOING? Gumball: WE WERE GETTING OUT Darwin: WHAT WERE WE DOING? Gumball: WE WERE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
Gumball: WE WERE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
OKAY, MOLLY, WE JUST HAVE TO GET OF HERE.
OKAY, MOLLY, WE JUST HAVE TO GET BACK THROUGH THAT BIG HOLE, AND OKAY, MOLLY, WE JUST HAVE TO GET BACK THROUGH THAT BIG HOLE, AND WE'RE HOME.
BACK THROUGH THAT BIG HOLE, AND WE'RE HOME.
YOU MEAN THAT HOLE OVER WE'RE HOME.
YOU MEAN THAT HOLE OVER THERE -- THE ONE THAT'S YOU MEAN THAT HOLE OVER THERE -- THE ONE THAT'S SHRINKING AND ALMOST CLOSED? THERE -- THE ONE THAT'S SHRINKING AND ALMOST CLOSED? Gumball: YES, EXACTLY, THE SHRINKING AND ALMOST CLOSED? Gumball: YES, EXACTLY, THE ONE THAT'S -- OH, MY GOSH, IT'S Gumball: YES, EXACTLY, THE ONE THAT'S -- OH, MY GOSH, IT'S CLOSING! ONE THAT'S -- OH, MY GOSH, IT'S CLOSING! QUICK, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT CLOSING! QUICK, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO ESCAPE! QUICK, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO ESCAPE! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
YOU TO ESCAPE! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! Darwin: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! Darwin: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I THOUGHT USING THESE WOULD BE A Darwin: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I THOUGHT USING THESE WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.
I THOUGHT USING THESE WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.
Gumball: DUDE, EVERYTHING GOOD IDEA.
Gumball: DUDE, EVERYTHING HERE IS A BAD IDEA! Gumball: DUDE, EVERYTHING HERE IS A BAD IDEA! DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR HERE IS A BAD IDEA! DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?! DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?! HEY, ARE YOU WRITING AN YOU?! HEY, ARE YOU WRITING AN E-MAIL? HEY, ARE YOU WRITING AN E-MAIL? Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
E-MAIL? Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYING .]
Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYING .]
OH, NO, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF [ DISCO MUSIC PLAYING .]
OH, NO, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! OH, NO, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! WE'RE IN THE WORLD OF DISCO! HERE! WE'RE IN THE WORLD OF DISCO! Darwin: AAH! WE'RE IN THE WORLD OF DISCO! Darwin: AAH! BUT I LOVE DISCO! Darwin: AAH! BUT I LOVE DISCO! [ DISCO MUSIC STOPS .]
BUT I LOVE DISCO! [ DISCO MUSIC STOPS .]
Gumball: I DON'T KNOW WHY [ DISCO MUSIC STOPS .]
Gumball: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY GOT RID OF THESE.
Gumball: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY GOT RID OF THESE.
THEY'RE PRETTY COOL.
THEY GOT RID OF THESE.
THEY'RE PRETTY COOL.
OH, RIGHT.
THEY'RE PRETTY COOL.
OH, RIGHT.
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
OH, RIGHT.
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING .]
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING .]
JANICE?! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING .]
JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! [ DIALING .]
JANICE?! [ DIALING .]
JANICE?! [ DIALING .]
JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
JANICE?! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
Darwin: OH, NO, GUYS, THE [ ALL SCREAMING .]
Darwin: OH, NO, GUYS, THE HOLE'S ALMOST CLOSED! Darwin: OH, NO, GUYS, THE HOLE'S ALMOST CLOSED! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE HAVE HOLE'S ALMOST CLOSED! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE HAVE TO GO! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE HAVE TO GO! NO, NO, NO, SHE HAS TO BE -- TO GO! NO, NO, NO, SHE HAS TO BE -- I SEE HER! NO, NO, NO, SHE HAS TO BE -- I SEE HER! Gumball: I'M GUESSING I SEE HER! Gumball: I'M GUESSING LIBRARIAN, FLOWER T-SHIRT.
Gumball: I'M GUESSING LIBRARIAN, FLOWER T-SHIRT.
Darwin: YEAH, AND THICK LIBRARIAN, FLOWER T-SHIRT.
Darwin: YEAH, AND THICK PRESCRIPTION GLASSES.
Darwin: YEAH, AND THICK PRESCRIPTION GLASSES.
Both: HUH?! PRESCRIPTION GLASSES.
Both: HUH?! HERE SHE IS, KIDS! Both: HUH?! HERE SHE IS, KIDS! MEET JANICE! HERE SHE IS, KIDS! MEET JANICE! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
MEET JANICE! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
Darwin: JANICE IS A VAN?! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
Darwin: JANICE IS A VAN?! Gumball: I CAN SEE WHY THE Darwin: JANICE IS A VAN?! Gumball: I CAN SEE WHY THE WORLD THOUGHT IT WAS A MISTAKE.
Gumball: I CAN SEE WHY THE WORLD THOUGHT IT WAS A MISTAKE.
SHE RUNS ON SUNFLOWER OIL AND WORLD THOUGHT IT WAS A MISTAKE.
SHE RUNS ON SUNFLOWER OIL AND GOOD VIBES, AND WE'VE GOT PLENTY SHE RUNS ON SUNFLOWER OIL AND GOOD VIBES, AND WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF BOTH, RIGHT? GOOD VIBES, AND WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF BOTH, RIGHT? OKAY, LET'S GO! OF BOTH, RIGHT? OKAY, LET'S GO! [ REVVING .]
OKAY, LET'S GO! [ REVVING .]
WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.
[ REVVING .]
WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.
I HAVEN'T EVEN TURNED THE KEY WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.
I HAVEN'T EVEN TURNED THE KEY YET.
I HAVEN'T EVEN TURNED THE KEY YET.
[ IMITATING ENGINE REVVING .]
YET.
[ IMITATING ENGINE REVVING .]
Gumball: RUN HIM OVER.
[ IMITATING ENGINE REVVING .]
Gumball: RUN HIM OVER.
[ BIRDS QUACKING .]
Gumball: RUN HIM OVER.
[ BIRDS QUACKING .]
OOH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
[ BIRDS QUACKING .]
OOH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
HE'S GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO.
OOH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
HE'S GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVVING .]
HE'S GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVVING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVVING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ ALL SHOUT .]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING .]
[ WHIMPERING .]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING .]
[ WHIMPERING .]
COME ON, COME ON! [ WHIMPERING .]
COME ON, COME ON! Gumball: LET ME TRY COME ON, COME ON! Gumball: LET ME TRY SOMETHING.
Gumball: LET ME TRY SOMETHING.
COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE SOMETHING.
COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE OF JUNK! COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE OF JUNK! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
OF JUNK! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Darwin: HEY, WAIT, I THOUGHT [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Darwin: HEY, WAIT, I THOUGHT SHE RAN ON GOOD VIBES.
Darwin: HEY, WAIT, I THOUGHT SHE RAN ON GOOD VIBES.
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
SHE RAN ON GOOD VIBES.
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ REVVING CONTINUES .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ REVVING CONTINUES .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ REVVING CONTINUES .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ ZIP! .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ ZIP! .]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
[ ZIP! .]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: OH, WATCH THE TRASH, [ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: OH, WATCH THE TRASH, WATCH THE CAR, WATCH THE TRUCK! Gumball: OH, WATCH THE TRASH, WATCH THE CAR, WATCH THE TRUCK! TRASH, CAR, TRUCK, TRASH, CAR, WATCH THE CAR, WATCH THE TRUCK! TRASH, CAR, TRUCK, TRASH, CAR, TRUCK! TRASH, CAR, TRUCK, TRASH, CAR, TRUCK! PLEASE STOP THE VAN! TRUCK! PLEASE STOP THE VAN! I'M GONNA BE SICK.
PLEASE STOP THE VAN! I'M GONNA BE SICK.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
I'M GONNA BE SICK.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
All: YAY! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
All: YAY! Gumball: WE DID IT! All: YAY! Gumball: WE DID IT! IN YOUR FACE, WORLD! Gumball: WE DID IT! IN YOUR FACE, WORLD! Darwin: GUYS, WAIT! IN YOUR FACE, WORLD! Darwin: GUYS, WAIT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE'VE JUST Darwin: GUYS, WAIT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE'VE JUST SEEN?! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE'VE JUST SEEN?! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! SEEN?! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! WE MUST TELL EVERYONE BEFORE THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! WE MUST TELL EVERYONE BEFORE THE WORLD TRIES TO MAKE US WE MUST TELL EVERYONE BEFORE THE WORLD TRIES TO MAKE US FORGET.
THE WORLD TRIES TO MAKE US FORGET.
BUT HOW CAN WE FORGET FORGET.
BUT HOW CAN WE FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT? BUT HOW CAN WE FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT? [ AIR HISSING .]
SOMETHING LIKE THAT? [ AIR HISSING .]
Gumball: WHAT WERE WE TALKING [ AIR HISSING .]
Gumball: WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?
[ SIGHS .]
CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOUR CLOTHES ARE PAINTED ON? CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOUR CLOTHES ARE PAINTED ON? Gumball: WELL, YOU SEE, CLOTHES ARE PAINTED ON? Gumball: WELL, YOU SEE, PRINCIPAL BROWN, THE THING IS Gumball: WELL, YOU SEE, PRINCIPAL BROWN, THE THING IS Dad: OKAY, NICOLE SAID I PRINCIPAL BROWN, THE THING IS Dad: OKAY, NICOLE SAID I NEEDED TO USE 1/4 CUP OF WASHING Dad: OKAY, NICOLE SAID I NEEDED TO USE 1/4 CUP OF WASHING LIQUID AND 1/2 CUP OF SOFTENER.
NEEDED TO USE 1/4 CUP OF WASHING LIQUID AND 1/2 CUP OF SOFTENER.
AND SET IT FOR EXACTLY ONE HOUR LIQUID AND 1/2 CUP OF SOFTENER.
AND SET IT FOR EXACTLY ONE HOUR AND TWO MINUTES.
AND SET IT FOR EXACTLY ONE HOUR AND TWO MINUTES.
WAIT THREE SECONDS AND TWO MINUTES.
WAIT THREE SECONDS AND GO! WAIT THREE SECONDS AND GO! [ FABRIC TEARING .]
AND GO! [ FABRIC TEARING .]
Gumball: DID YOU JUST PUT THE [ FABRIC TEARING .]
Gumball: DID YOU JUST PUT THE CLOTHES IN THE DISHWASHER? Gumball: DID YOU JUST PUT THE CLOTHES IN THE DISHWASHER? Dad: YEAH.
CLOTHES IN THE DISHWASHER? Dad: YEAH.
Darwin: THEN WHAT DID YOU DO Dad: YEAH.
Darwin: THEN WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE DISHES? Darwin: THEN WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE DISHES? [ DISHES SHATTERING .]
WITH THE DISHES? [ DISHES SHATTERING .]
Gumball: LET'S JUST SAY WE [ DISHES SHATTERING .]
Gumball: LET'S JUST SAY WE LIKE TO DRESS SHARP -- BUT NOT Gumball: LET'S JUST SAY WE LIKE TO DRESS SHARP -- BUT NOT THAT SHARP.
LIKE TO DRESS SHARP -- BUT NOT THAT SHARP.
Darwin: WE THOUGHT NO ONE THAT SHARP.
Darwin: WE THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.
Darwin: WE THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE.
WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? WOULD NOTICE.
WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? DID WE MESS UP THE BACK PART? WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? DID WE MESS UP THE BACK PART? NO, IT WAS THE PIXILATED DID WE MESS UP THE BACK PART? NO, IT WAS THE PIXILATED PART! NO, IT WAS THE PIXILATED PART! SURELY, YOU MUST REALIZE YOU PART! SURELY, YOU MUST REALIZE YOU CAN'T WALK AROUND IN PUBLIC SURELY, YOU MUST REALIZE YOU CAN'T WALK AROUND IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE YOU FEEL ASLEEP AT CAN'T WALK AROUND IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE YOU FEEL ASLEEP AT AN ART STUDENT'S PARTY! LOOKING LIKE YOU FEEL ASLEEP AT AN ART STUDENT'S PARTY! DO I REALLY NEED TO ADD ANOTHER AN ART STUDENT'S PARTY! DO I REALLY NEED TO ADD ANOTHER WATTERSON AMENDMENT TO THE DO I REALLY NEED TO ADD ANOTHER WATTERSON AMENDMENT TO THE SCHOOL'S RULE BOOK?! WATTERSON AMENDMENT TO THE SCHOOL'S RULE BOOK?! Gumball: BUT WHAT'S THE SCHOOL'S RULE BOOK?! Gumball: BUT WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? Gumball: BUT WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? SURE, THE CLOTHES ARE FAKE, BUT DIFFERENCE? SURE, THE CLOTHES ARE FAKE, BUT THEY'RE JUST AS GOOD AS THE REAL SURE, THE CLOTHES ARE FAKE, BUT THEY'RE JUST AS GOOD AS THE REAL ONES.
THEY'RE JUST AS GOOD AS THE REAL ONES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
ONES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR FOR YOU.
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR FOR YOU.
IF YOU WEAR FAKE CLOTHES, YOU'RE LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR FOR YOU.
IF YOU WEAR FAKE CLOTHES, YOU'RE NAKED, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU WEAR FAKE CLOTHES, YOU'RE NAKED, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU PAY WITH FAKE MONEY, NAKED, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU PAY WITH FAKE MONEY, YOU'RE A CROOK, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU PAY WITH FAKE MONEY, YOU'RE A CROOK, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU EAT FAKE MEAT, YOU'RE A YOU'RE A CROOK, WHICH IS BAD! IF YOU EAT FAKE MEAT, YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN! IF YOU EAT FAKE MEAT, YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN! WHICH IGUESS IS NOT THAT BAD, VEGETARIAN! WHICH IGUESS IS NOT THAT BAD, JUST A BIT BORING.
WHICH IGUESS IS NOT THAT BAD, JUST A BIT BORING.
I MEAN, IT'S GOOD FOR THE JUST A BIT BORING.
I MEAN, IT'S GOOD FOR THE ANIMALS, I GUESS, BUT THEY I MEAN, IT'S GOOD FOR THE ANIMALS, I GUESS, BUT THEY ALWAYS HAVE A SMUG, SUPERIOR ANIMALS, I GUESS, BUT THEY ALWAYS HAVE A SMUG, SUPERIOR ATTITUDE, AND FOR SOME REASON, ALWAYS HAVE A SMUG, SUPERIOR ATTITUDE, AND FOR SOME REASON, THE MEN ARE ALWAYS TOPLESS AND ATTITUDE, AND FOR SOME REASON, THE MEN ARE ALWAYS TOPLESS AND PLAYING BONGOS IN THE PARK.
THE MEN ARE ALWAYS TOPLESS AND PLAYING BONGOS IN THE PARK.
THAT AND THE SANDALS JUST MAKES PLAYING BONGOS IN THE PARK.
THAT AND THE SANDALS JUST MAKES ME WANT TO EAT RAW LIVER.
THAT AND THE SANDALS JUST MAKES ME WANT TO EAT RAW LIVER.
Gumball: WHAT IF YOU HAVE A ME WANT TO EAT RAW LIVER.
Gumball: WHAT IF YOU HAVE A FAKE DIPLOMA? Gumball: WHAT IF YOU HAVE A FAKE DIPLOMA? WELL, THEN YOU'RE A [GASPS.]
FAKE DIPLOMA? WELL, THEN YOU'RE A [GASPS.]
Gumball: A PRINCIPAL, WELL, THEN YOU'RE A [GASPS.]
Gumball: A PRINCIPAL, PRINCIPAL BROWN? Gumball: A PRINCIPAL, PRINCIPAL BROWN? UH, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? PRINCIPAL BROWN? UH, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? Gumball: I DON'T KNOW -- UH, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? Gumball: I DON'T KNOW -- MAYBE THE FACT YOU PAINTED IT Gumball: I DON'T KNOW -- MAYBE THE FACT YOU PAINTED IT DIRECTLY ONTO THE WALL OR MAYBE THE FACT YOU PAINTED IT DIRECTLY ONTO THE WALL OR PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU USED A DIRECTLY ONTO THE WALL OR PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU USED A BANANA STICKER AS A SEAL OF PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU USED A BANANA STICKER AS A SEAL OF AUTHENTICITY.
BANANA STICKER AS A SEAL OF AUTHENTICITY.
Darwin: WAIT, SO DO YOU HAVE AUTHENTICITY.
Darwin: WAIT, SO DO YOU HAVE A DIPLOMA OR NOT? Darwin: WAIT, SO DO YOU HAVE A DIPLOMA OR NOT? [ CHUCKLES .]
A DIPLOMA OR NOT? [ CHUCKLES .]
KIDS, I AM A PRINCIPAL, AND YOU [ CHUCKLES .]
KIDS, I AM A PRINCIPAL, AND YOU NEED A DIPLOMA TO BE A KIDS, I AM A PRINCIPAL, AND YOU NEED A DIPLOMA TO BE A PRINCIPAL.
NEED A DIPLOMA TO BE A PRINCIPAL.
Gumball: IS THAT A YES OR A PRINCIPAL.
Gumball: IS THAT A YES OR A NO? Gumball: IS THAT A YES OR A NO? IT IS.
NO? IT IS.
Both: OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE A IT IS.
Both: OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE A FRAUD! Both: OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE A FRAUD! ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME, BUT I FRAUD! ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME, BUT I HAVE ONE MORE TRICK UP MY ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME, BUT I HAVE ONE MORE TRICK UP MY SLEEVE.
HAVE ONE MORE TRICK UP MY SLEEVE.
PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T TELL SLEEVE.
PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE, PLEASE! PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE, PLEASE! [ BREATHES HEAVILY .]
ANYONE, PLEASE! [ BREATHES HEAVILY .]
HAVE SOME PITY ON ME, PLEASE! [ BREATHES HEAVILY .]
HAVE SOME PITY ON ME, PLEASE! Gumball: DON'T WORRY, HAVE SOME PITY ON ME, PLEASE! Gumball: DON'T WORRY, PRINCIPAL BROWN.
Gumball: DON'T WORRY, PRINCIPAL BROWN.
WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING BAD TO PRINCIPAL BROWN.
WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO YOU.
WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO YOU.
OH, I SEE.
HAPPEN TO YOU.
OH, I SEE.
IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT, IS IT? OH, I SEE.
IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT, IS IT? Darwin: YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT, IS IT? Darwin: YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT.
Darwin: YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT.
OH, I GET IT.
LIKE THAT.
OH, I GET IT.
Gumball: UH, DO YOU? OH, I GET IT.
Gumball: UH, DO YOU? 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU Gumball: UH, DO YOU? 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU DO.
'CAUSE IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU DO.
[ GRUNTS .]
DO.
[ GRUNTS .]
I GOT THE MESSAGE.
[ GRUNTS .]
I GOT THE MESSAGE.
[ POP! .]
I GOT THE MESSAGE.
[ POP! .]
Gumball: RIGHT.
[ POP! .]
Gumball: RIGHT.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
Gumball: RIGHT.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
Darwin: I'M STILL NOT SURE HE [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES .]
Darwin: I'M STILL NOT SURE HE UNDERSTOOD.
Darwin: I'M STILL NOT SURE HE UNDERSTOOD.
Gumball: YEAH, ME NEITHER, UNDERSTOOD.
Gumball: YEAH, ME NEITHER, BUT THAT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS Gumball: YEAH, ME NEITHER, BUT THAT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS GONNA GO ON FOREVER.
BUT THAT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS GONNA GO ON FOREVER.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES .]
GONNA GO ON FOREVER.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES .]
O-OKAY, SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? [ RECORD SCRATCHES .]
O-OKAY, SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? JUST NAME IT -- ANYTHING, O-OKAY, SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? JUST NAME IT -- ANYTHING, ANYTHING! JUST NAME IT -- ANYTHING, ANYTHING! UH, DO YOU WANT ME TO BUMP YOUR ANYTHING! UH, DO YOU WANT ME TO BUMP YOUR GRADES? UH, DO YOU WANT ME TO BUMP YOUR GRADES? I CAN DO THAT! GRADES? I CAN DO THAT! I CAN BUMP YOUR GRADES! I CAN DO THAT! I CAN BUMP YOUR GRADES! I CAN DO THAT! I CAN BUMP YOUR GRADES! I CAN DO THAT! Gumball: UH, NO THANKS.
I CAN DO THAT! Gumball: UH, NO THANKS.
WE'D BE FORCED TO MAINTAIN THAT Gumball: UH, NO THANKS.
WE'D BE FORCED TO MAINTAIN THAT KIND OF STANDARD FOREVER.
WE'D BE FORCED TO MAINTAIN THAT KIND OF STANDARD FOREVER.
I THINK IT'S BEST IF WE STAY IN KIND OF STANDARD FOREVER.
I THINK IT'S BEST IF WE STAY IN OUR COMFORT ZONE.
I THINK IT'S BEST IF WE STAY IN OUR COMFORT ZONE.
Darwin: JUST ABOVE FAIL.
OUR COMFORT ZONE.
Darwin: JUST ABOVE FAIL.
UH, WHAT ABOUT SICK NOTES?! Darwin: JUST ABOVE FAIL.
UH, WHAT ABOUT SICK NOTES?! I CAN FIX YOU UP! UH, WHAT ABOUT SICK NOTES?! I CAN FIX YOU UP! Gumball: UH, T-THANKS, BUT I I CAN FIX YOU UP! Gumball: UH, T-THANKS, BUT I DON'T THINK I'D FEEL GOOD ABOUT Gumball: UH, T-THANKS, BUT I DON'T THINK I'D FEEL GOOD ABOUT EVERYONE BELIEVING I'VE GOT DON'T THINK I'D FEEL GOOD ABOUT EVERYONE BELIEVING I'VE GOT MANGE.
EVERYONE BELIEVING I'VE GOT MANGE.
[ SIGHS .]
MANGE.
[ SIGHS .]
YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOUGH.
[ SIGHS .]
YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOUGH.
Gumball: UGH! YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOUGH.
Gumball: UGH! WHAT ABOUT HALL PASSES? Gumball: UGH! WHAT ABOUT HALL PASSES? Gumball: DOESN'T THAT HURT? WHAT ABOUT HALL PASSES? Gumball: DOESN'T THAT HURT? YES, EVERY TIME.
Gumball: DOESN'T THAT HURT? YES, EVERY TIME.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE YES, EVERY TIME.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THE PASSES.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE GONNA PASS ON THE PASSES.
PLEASE COVER UP.
GONNA PASS ON THE PASSES.
PLEASE COVER UP.
I SEE.
PLEASE COVER UP.
I SEE.
AH, THEN I'VE GOT JUST WHAT YOU I SEE.
AH, THEN I'VE GOT JUST WHAT YOU NEED.
AH, THEN I'VE GOT JUST WHAT YOU NEED.
BEHOLD THE CHEST OF CONFISCATED NEED.
BEHOLD THE CHEST OF CONFISCATED TREASURES! BEHOLD THE CHEST OF CONFISCATED TREASURES! YOU MAY PICK ANYTHING YOU LIKE.
TREASURES! YOU MAY PICK ANYTHING YOU LIKE.
THESE FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL -- YOU MAY PICK ANYTHING YOU LIKE.
THESE FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL -- EVEN IN RUSSIA.
THESE FIREWORKS ARE ILLEGAL -- EVEN IN RUSSIA.
Gumball: SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF EVEN IN RUSSIA.
Gumball: SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF THIS STUFF SHOULD REQUIRE A Gumball: SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF THIS STUFF SHOULD REQUIRE A LICENSE.
THIS STUFF SHOULD REQUIRE A LICENSE.
Darwin: WHO BUYS STUFF LIKE LICENSE.
Darwin: WHO BUYS STUFF LIKE THIS.
Darwin: WHO BUYS STUFF LIKE THIS.
Gumball: PEOPLE WITH FINGERS THIS.
Gumball: PEOPLE WITH FINGERS TO SPARE.
Gumball: PEOPLE WITH FINGERS TO SPARE.
Darwin: BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, I TO SPARE.
Darwin: BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, I DON'T.
Darwin: BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, I DON'T.
Gumball: THANKS, BUT NO DON'T.
Gumball: THANKS, BUT NO THANKS.
Gumball: THANKS, BUT NO THANKS.
NO, NO, NO, NO, WAIT! THANKS.
NO, NO, NO, NO, WAIT! I-I'VE GOT BOTTLE ROCKETS, NO, NO, NO, NO, WAIT! I-I'VE GOT BOTTLE ROCKETS, CHERRY BOMBS, AND THIS BIG ONE! I-I'VE GOT BOTTLE ROCKETS, CHERRY BOMBS, AND THIS BIG ONE! I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT CHERRY BOMBS, AND THIS BIG ONE! I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT DOES! I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT DOES! [ SCREAMING .]
DOES! [ SCREAMING .]
[ DIAL TONE .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ DIAL TONE .]
[ MOANS .]
[ DIAL TONE .]
[ MOANS .]
[ DIAL TONE STOPS .]
[ MOANS .]
[ DIAL TONE STOPS .]
THEY CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
[ DIAL TONE STOPS .]
THEY CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
THEY'RE BOUND TO DENOUNCE ME.
THEY CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
THEY'RE BOUND TO DENOUNCE ME.
I NEED TO FIND ANOTHER ANGLE! THEY'RE BOUND TO DENOUNCE ME.
I NEED TO FIND ANOTHER ANGLE! [ TING! .]
I NEED TO FIND ANOTHER ANGLE! [ TING! .]
Gumball: DUDE, CHECK THIS [ TING! .]
Gumball: DUDE, CHECK THIS OUT! Gumball: DUDE, CHECK THIS OUT! [ POP! .]
OUT! [ POP! .]
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! [ POP! .]
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! Darwin: IT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! Darwin: IT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE IMPRESSIVE IF YOU SUCCEEDED THE Darwin: IT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE IMPRESSIVE IF YOU SUCCEEDED THE FIRST TIME.
IMPRESSIVE IF YOU SUCCEEDED THE FIRST TIME.
HMPH! FIRST TIME.
HMPH! [ SHOUTS .]
HMPH! [ SHOUTS .]
[ DOOR OPENS .]
[ SHOUTS .]
[ DOOR OPENS .]
SWAG, RAP MUSIC! [ DOOR OPENS .]
SWAG, RAP MUSIC! Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! SWAG, RAP MUSIC! Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! HAIR SINS, YOLO, HASHTAG, Gumball: WHAT THE WHAT?! HAIR SINS, YOLO, HASHTAG, MP3, TWEETS, SELFIES, SKINNY HAIR SINS, YOLO, HASHTAG, MP3, TWEETS, SELFIES, SKINNY JEANS, LO-- UNH! MP3, TWEETS, SELFIES, SKINNY JEANS, LO-- UNH! [ CLANG! .]
JEANS, LO-- UNH! [ CLANG! .]
I'M SORRY, PRINCIPAL BROWN, [ CLANG! .]
I'M SORRY, PRINCIPAL BROWN, BUT YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A JERK I'M SORRY, PRINCIPAL BROWN, BUT YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A JERK THAT EVEN A GRANOLA-CRUNCHING BUT YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A JERK THAT EVEN A GRANOLA-CRUNCHING PACIFIST LIKE ME HAD TO THAT EVEN A GRANOLA-CRUNCHING PACIFIST LIKE ME HAD TO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
PACIFIST LIKE ME HAD TO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
FAIR ENOUGH.
Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PRINCIPAL BROWN? WELL, I THOUGHT IF I WAS COOL PRINCIPAL BROWN? WELL, I THOUGHT IF I WAS COOL AND BECAME YOUR FRIEND, YOU WELL, I THOUGHT IF I WAS COOL AND BECAME YOUR FRIEND, YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE.
AND BECAME YOUR FRIEND, YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE.
Gumball: OKAY.
WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE.
Gumball: OKAY.
WELL, IT'S A BIT WEIRD, BUT, Gumball: OKAY.
WELL, IT'S A BIT WEIRD, BUT, YEAH, I GUESS WE COULD BE WELL, IT'S A BIT WEIRD, BUT, YEAH, I GUESS WE COULD BE FRIENDS IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL YEAH, I GUESS WE COULD BE FRIENDS IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.
FRIENDS IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.
THAT IS SO REFRIGERATED! BETTER.
THAT IS SO REFRIGERATED! YOU GUYS ARE RIDDLED WITH THAT IS SO REFRIGERATED! YOU GUYS ARE RIDDLED WITH DISEASE! YOU GUYS ARE RIDDLED WITH DISEASE! WE SHOULD VERY MUCH BE SUSPENDED DISEASE! WE SHOULD VERY MUCH BE SUSPENDED IN AN EXTERIOR ENVIRONMENT.
WE SHOULD VERY MUCH BE SUSPENDED IN AN EXTERIOR ENVIRONMENT.
Gumball: DID YOU MEAN TO TELL IN AN EXTERIOR ENVIRONMENT.
Gumball: DID YOU MEAN TO TELL US THAT THAT'S COOL, WE'RE SICK, Gumball: DID YOU MEAN TO TELL US THAT THAT'S COOL, WE'RE SICK, AND WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT US THAT THAT'S COOL, WE'RE SICK, AND WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT TOGETHER? AND WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT TOGETHER? FOR SURE! TOGETHER? FOR SURE! UH, IZZLE.
FOR SURE! UH, IZZLE.
[ THUD .]
UH, IZZLE.
[ THUD .]
[ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
[ THUD .]
[ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT .]
[ CICADAS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
Gumball: [ CLEARS THROAT .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES .]
[ INHALES DEEPLY .]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES .]
[ SIGHS .]
SO, NOW WE'RE FRIENDS.
[ SIGHS .]
SO, NOW WE'RE FRIENDS.
DO YOU WANT TO SHARE SOME GIRL SO, NOW WE'RE FRIENDS.
DO YOU WANT TO SHARE SOME GIRL STORIES? DO YOU WANT TO SHARE SOME GIRL STORIES? [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
STORIES? [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
Gumball: AWKWARD, AWKWARD, [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
Gumball: AWKWARD, AWKWARD, AWKWARD! Gumball: AWKWARD, AWKWARD, AWKWARD! Darwin: YEP, YEP, YEP! AWKWARD! Darwin: YEP, YEP, YEP! OKAY, I'LL GO FIRST.
Darwin: YEP, YEP, YEP! OKAY, I'LL GO FIRST.
I MUST SAY, THINGS ARE GOING OKAY, I'LL GO FIRST.
I MUST SAY, THINGS ARE GOING PRETTY WELL WITH ME AND I MUST SAY, THINGS ARE GOING PRETTY WELL WITH ME AND MISS SIMIAN.
PRETTY WELL WITH ME AND MISS SIMIAN.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
MISS SIMIAN.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
OH, COME NOW.
[ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
OH, COME NOW.
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STUDENTS AND OH, COME NOW.
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STUDENTS AND I'M YOUR PRINCIPAL, IT DOESN'T JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STUDENTS AND I'M YOUR PRINCIPAL, IT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T SHARE A FEW -- AND I'M YOUR PRINCIPAL, IT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T SHARE A FEW -- AND I FINALLY HEARD MYSELF OUT LOUD.
MEAN WE CAN'T SHARE A FEW -- AND I FINALLY HEARD MYSELF OUT LOUD.
GOODBYE.
I FINALLY HEARD MYSELF OUT LOUD.
GOODBYE.
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
GOODBYE.
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
IT'S OKAY! [ GLASS SHATTERS .]
IT'S OKAY! I LANDED IN A DUMPSTER! IT'S OKAY! I LANDED IN A DUMPSTER! [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
I LANDED IN A DUMPSTER! [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Gumball: "PLEASE DON'T TELL.
" [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Gumball: "PLEASE DON'T TELL.
" UH, HE ATTACHED $20 TO THE NOTE.
Gumball: "PLEASE DON'T TELL.
" UH, HE ATTACHED $20 TO THE NOTE.
HOW CHEAP DOES HE THINK WE ARE? UH, HE ATTACHED $20 TO THE NOTE.
HOW CHEAP DOES HE THINK WE ARE? [ BILLS RUSTLING .]
Darwin: NO, YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HE DOESN'T WANT US TO TALK ABOUT! REMEMBER WHAT HE DOESN'T WANT US TO TALK ABOUT! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
TO TALK ABOUT! Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ Muffled .]
IF MONEY ISN'T Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ Muffled .]
IF MONEY ISN'T ENOUGH TO STOP YOU REVEALING I [ Muffled .]
IF MONEY ISN'T ENOUGH TO STOP YOU REVEALING I DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA ENOUGH TO STOP YOU REVEALING I DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA Gumball: [ FINGERS SNAP .]
DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA Gumball: [ FINGERS SNAP .]
I'VE GOT A LITTLE DIRT OF Gumball: [ FINGERS SNAP .]
I'VE GOT A LITTLE DIRT OF MY OWN.
I'VE GOT A LITTLE DIRT OF MY OWN.
[ SWISH! .]
MY OWN.
[ SWISH! .]
WHAT IF THIS WERE TO GO PUBLIC? [ SWISH! .]
WHAT IF THIS WERE TO GO PUBLIC? Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WHAT IF THIS WERE TO GO PUBLIC? Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
LOOK, PRINCIPAL BROWN, FIRST, Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
LOOK, PRINCIPAL BROWN, FIRST, THAT WAS A PHASE, AND SECONDLY, LOOK, PRINCIPAL BROWN, FIRST, THAT WAS A PHASE, AND SECONDLY, WE'VE FELT ASHAMED SO MANY TIMES THAT WAS A PHASE, AND SECONDLY, WE'VE FELT ASHAMED SO MANY TIMES IN LIFE THAT I THINK WE'RE NOW WE'VE FELT ASHAMED SO MANY TIMES IN LIFE THAT I THINK WE'RE NOW INCAPABLE OF FEELING IT -- AS IN IN LIFE THAT I THINK WE'RE NOW INCAPABLE OF FEELING IT -- AS IN CHEMICALLY.
INCAPABLE OF FEELING IT -- AS IN CHEMICALLY.
Darwin: THE DOCTOR SAYS WE'VE CHEMICALLY.
Darwin: THE DOCTOR SAYS WE'VE RUN OUT OF SHAME-OSTERONE.
Darwin: THE DOCTOR SAYS WE'VE RUN OUT OF SHAME-OSTERONE.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
RUN OUT OF SHAME-OSTERONE.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE BRAIN IS LET ME SHOW YOU.
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE BRAIN IS COMPOSED OF MANY SECTIONS AS YOU CAN SEE, THE BRAIN IS COMPOSED OF MANY SECTIONS DEDICATED TO EMOTION.
COMPOSED OF MANY SECTIONS DEDICATED TO EMOTION.
HERE IS ANGER.
DEDICATED TO EMOTION.
HERE IS ANGER.
[ GLAND SQUEAKING ANGRILY .]
HERE IS ANGER.
[ GLAND SQUEAKING ANGRILY .]
HERE IS SADNESS.
[ GLAND SQUEAKING ANGRILY .]
HERE IS SADNESS.
[ GLAND CRYING .]
HERE IS SADNESS.
[ GLAND CRYING .]
THIS HERE [ GLAND CRYING .]
THIS HERE [ GLAND LAUGHS STUPIDLY .]
THIS HERE [ GLAND LAUGHS STUPIDLY .]
WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
[ GLAND LAUGHS STUPIDLY .]
WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
AND FINALLY, THIS IS THE SHAME WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
AND FINALLY, THIS IS THE SHAME GLAND.
AND FINALLY, THIS IS THE SHAME GLAND.
[ GLAND GASPING .]
GLAND.
[ GLAND GASPING .]
AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S PRETTY [ GLAND GASPING .]
AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S PRETTY DRIED OUT.
AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S PRETTY DRIED OUT.
[ SIGHS .]
DRIED OUT.
[ SIGHS .]
Gumball: DUDE, COULD YOU PUT [ SIGHS .]
Gumball: DUDE, COULD YOU PUT ME BACK TOGETHER, PLEASE? Gumball: DUDE, COULD YOU PUT ME BACK TOGETHER, PLEASE? Darwin: SURE.
[ CRUNCH! .]
HOW'S THAT? Gumball: [ SPEAKING FOREIGN HOW'S THAT? Gumball: [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
Gumball: [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE .]
[ RATTLING .]
LANGUAGE .]
[ RATTLING .]
[ SIGHS .]
THANKS.
[ RATTLING .]
[ SIGHS .]
THANKS.
THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
[ SIGHS .]
THANKS.
THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
GUMBALL AND DARWIN WATTERS, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
GUMBALL AND DARWIN WATTERS, PLEASE REPORT TO THE GUMBALL AND DARWIN WATTERS, PLEASE REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
PLEASE REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WHAT DOES HE WANT NOW? Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
WHAT DOES HE WANT NOW? KIDS, I THINK I'M LOSING MY WHAT DOES HE WANT NOW? KIDS, I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND.
KIDS, I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
MIND.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
Gumball: FINALLY! [ BOTH SIGH .]
Gumball: FINALLY! Darwin: WELL, AT LEAST YOU Gumball: FINALLY! Darwin: WELL, AT LEAST YOU REALIZE IT'S A PROBLEM.
Darwin: WELL, AT LEAST YOU REALIZE IT'S A PROBLEM.
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
REALIZE IT'S A PROBLEM.
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
I LOOKED IN THE DRAWER.
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.
I LOOKED IN THE DRAWER.
I LOOKED UNDER MY DESK, BEHIND I LOOKED IN THE DRAWER.
I LOOKED UNDER MY DESK, BEHIND THE BOOKSHELF.
I LOOKED UNDER MY DESK, BEHIND THE BOOKSHELF.
Gumball: WAIT, WHAT ARE WE THE BOOKSHELF.
Gumball: WAIT, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? Gumball: WAIT, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? MY GLASSES! TALKING ABOUT HERE? MY GLASSES! I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.
MY GLASSES! I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.
Gumball: UH, YOU'RE WEARING I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.
Gumball: UH, YOU'RE WEARING THEM.
Gumball: UH, YOU'RE WEARING THEM.
OH, NO, NOT THESE -- MY SPARE THEM.
OH, NO, NOT THESE -- MY SPARE PAIR.
OH, NO, NOT THESE -- MY SPARE PAIR.
I THINK THEY MIGHT BE IN THIS PAIR.
I THINK THEY MIGHT BE IN THIS SAFE.
I THINK THEY MIGHT BE IN THIS SAFE.
Gumball: YOU KEEP YOUR SPARE SAFE.
Gumball: YOU KEEP YOUR SPARE GLASSES IN A SAFE? Gumball: YOU KEEP YOUR SPARE GLASSES IN A SAFE? Darwin: [ Muffled .]
I CAN'T GLASSES IN A SAFE? Darwin: [ Muffled .]
I CAN'T SEE THEM! Darwin: [ Muffled .]
I CAN'T SEE THEM! OH, NO, NO, NO, THEY'RE RIGHT SEE THEM! OH, NO, NO, NO, THEY'RE RIGHT IN THE BACK.
OH, NO, NO, NO, THEY'RE RIGHT IN THE BACK.
JUST KEEP GOING FURTHER IN.
IN THE BACK.
JUST KEEP GOING FURTHER IN.
[ TING! .]
JUST KEEP GOING FURTHER IN.
[ TING! .]
Gumball: YOU'RE GONNA LOCK US [ TING! .]
Gumball: YOU'RE GONNA LOCK US IN THE SAFE, AREN'T YOU? Gumball: YOU'RE GONNA LOCK US IN THE SAFE, AREN'T YOU? UH, WOULD YOU BELIEVE A "NO"? IN THE SAFE, AREN'T YOU? UH, WOULD YOU BELIEVE A "NO"? Gumball: LOOK, UH, WOULD YOU BELIEVE A "NO"? Gumball: LOOK, PRINCIPAL BROWN, THIS IS Gumball: LOOK, PRINCIPAL BROWN, THIS IS RIDICULOUS! PRINCIPAL BROWN, THIS IS RIDICULOUS! IF YOU KEEP WASTING YOUR TIME ON RIDICULOUS! IF YOU KEEP WASTING YOUR TIME ON US INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR JOB, IF YOU KEEP WASTING YOUR TIME ON US INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR JOB, THIS PLACE IS GONNA START US INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR JOB, THIS PLACE IS GONNA START FALLING APART! THIS PLACE IS GONNA START FALLING APART! OH.
SORRY.
FALLING APART! OH.
SORRY.
[ MOP SQUEAKING .]
OH.
SORRY.
[ MOP SQUEAKING .]
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
[ MOP SQUEAKING .]
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
[ DOOR CLOSES .]
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
OKAY, YOU REALLY WANT TO DO Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
OKAY, YOU REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR US? OKAY, YOU REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING FOR US? ANYTHING! SOMETHING FOR US? ANYTHING! Gumball: THEN YOU'LL LEAVE US ANYTHING! Gumball: THEN YOU'LL LEAVE US ALONE? Gumball: THEN YOU'LL LEAVE US ALONE? OF COURSE! ALONE? OF COURSE! Gumball: THEN JUST TAKE OF COURSE! Gumball: THEN JUST TAKE CARE Gumball: THEN JUST TAKE CARE OF THE SCHOOL! CARE OF THE SCHOOL! YES, YES, YES, OF COURSE.
OF THE SCHOOL! YES, YES, YES, OF COURSE.
THAT'S IT -- TAKE CARE OF THE YES, YES, YES, OF COURSE.
THAT'S IT -- TAKE CARE OF THE SCHOOL, AND ALL MY PROBLEMS WILL THAT'S IT -- TAKE CARE OF THE SCHOOL, AND ALL MY PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED.
SCHOOL, AND ALL MY PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED.
THANK YOU, WATTERSON! BE SOLVED.
THANK YOU, WATTERSON! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BLOW THIS THANK YOU, WATTERSON! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BLOW THIS PLACE UP! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS BLOW THIS PLACE UP! Gumball: EXACTLY! PLACE UP! Gumball: EXACTLY! Darwin: ALL I COULD FIND WAS Gumball: EXACTLY! Darwin: ALL I COULD FIND WAS THESE.
Darwin: ALL I COULD FIND WAS THESE.
Gumball: OH, WELL, THAT WOULD THESE.
Gumball: OH, WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE SOUND WHEN HE WALKS.
Gumball: OH, WELL, THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE SOUND WHEN HE WALKS.
WAIT, DID HE SAY BLOW UP THE EXPLAIN THE SOUND WHEN HE WALKS.
WAIT, DID HE SAY BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! WAIT, DID HE SAY BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
SCHOOL?! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
Darwin: WE NEED TO RAISE THE [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
Darwin: WE NEED TO RAISE THE ALARM! Darwin: WE NEED TO RAISE THE ALARM! Gumball: ARE YOU CRAZY?! ALARM! Gumball: ARE YOU CRAZY?! NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS! Gumball: ARE YOU CRAZY?! NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS! THERE'D BE COMPLETE PANIC! NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS! THERE'D BE COMPLETE PANIC! WE JUST HAVE TO STOP HIM BEFORE THERE'D BE COMPLETE PANIC! WE JUST HAVE TO STOP HIM BEFORE HE BLOWS UP THE SCHOOL! WE JUST HAVE TO STOP HIM BEFORE HE BLOWS UP THE SCHOOL! WHO'S GONNA BLOW UP THE HE BLOWS UP THE SCHOOL! WHO'S GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! WHO'S GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! Gumball: [ LAUGHING .]
SCHOOL?! Gumball: [ LAUGHING .]
NO, NO, WE WERE JUST SAYING HOW Gumball: [ LAUGHING .]
NO, NO, WE WERE JUST SAYING HOW THE WIND BLOWS UP THE [MUMBLING.]
NO, NO, WE WERE JUST SAYING HOW THE WIND BLOWS UP THE [MUMBLING.]
Help me out here! THE WIND BLOWS UP THE [MUMBLING.]
Help me out here! [ SCREAMS .]
Help me out here! [ SCREAMS .]
WHOA! [ SCREAMS .]
WHOA! Gumball: [ SPUTTERS .]
WHOA! Gumball: [ SPUTTERS .]
WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?! Gumball: [ SPUTTERS .]
WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?! Darwin: YOU SAID NO ONE COULD WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?! Darwin: YOU SAID NO ONE COULD KNOW, AND YOU WINKED AT ME! Darwin: YOU SAID NO ONE COULD KNOW, AND YOU WINKED AT ME! Gumball: YEAH, BUT I WAS -- KNOW, AND YOU WINKED AT ME! Gumball: YEAH, BUT I WAS -- UH, UH, NEVER MIND.
Gumball: YEAH, BUT I WAS -- UH, UH, NEVER MIND.
LET'S GO.
UH, UH, NEVER MIND.
LET'S GO.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
LET'S GO.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
ROCKY, CAN I HAVE THE KEYS TO [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
ROCKY, CAN I HAVE THE KEYS TO THE BOILER ROOM? ROCKY, CAN I HAVE THE KEYS TO THE BOILER ROOM? I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
THE BOILER ROOM? I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
EH, SURE.
I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
EH, SURE.
UH, YOU'D BETTER RUN.
EH, SURE.
UH, YOU'D BETTER RUN.
OH, IT'S THE LITTLE BLUE ONE! UH, YOU'D BETTER RUN.
OH, IT'S THE LITTLE BLUE ONE! SOMETIMES IT STICKS, SO YOU OH, IT'S THE LITTLE BLUE ONE! SOMETIMES IT STICKS, SO YOU MIGHT NEED TO GIVE IT A -- SOMETIMES IT STICKS, SO YOU MIGHT NEED TO GIVE IT A -- PRINCIPAL BROWN'S GONNA BLOW UP MIGHT NEED TO GIVE IT A -- PRINCIPAL BROWN'S GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! PRINCIPAL BROWN'S GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S THE SCHOOL?! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT! IT'S [CHUCKLES.]
IT'S NOT WHAT NOT WHAT HE MEANT! IT'S [CHUCKLES.]
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU [CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY.]
IT'S [CHUCKLES.]
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU [CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY.]
[ POINK! .]
YOU [CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY.]
[ POINK! .]
Darwin: HI-YAH! [ POINK! .]
Darwin: HI-YAH! HI-YAH! Darwin: HI-YAH! HI-YAH! [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
HI-YAH! [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
WAIT A MINUTE.
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY .]
WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU TRYING TO KNOCK ME UN-- WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU TRYING TO KNOCK ME UN-- IF THERE'S NO SCHOOL, THEN ARE YOU TRYING TO KNOCK ME UN-- IF THERE'S NO SCHOOL, THEN THERE'S NOTHING TO LOSE! IF THERE'S NO SCHOOL, THEN THERE'S NOTHING TO LOSE! EXCUSE ME, PRINCIPAL BROWN, THERE'S NOTHING TO LOSE! EXCUSE ME, PRINCIPAL BROWN, I -- EXCUSE ME, PRINCIPAL BROWN, I -- TAKE THE CHILDREN OUTSIDE, I -- TAKE THE CHILDREN OUTSIDE, COACH.
TAKE THE CHILDREN OUTSIDE, COACH.
I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
COACH.
I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
UH, WAIT, BLOW UP WHAT? I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL.
UH, WAIT, BLOW UP WHAT? Gumball: OKAY, OKAY, ENOUGH UH, WAIT, BLOW UP WHAT? Gumball: OKAY, OKAY, ENOUGH VIOLENCE! Gumball: OKAY, OKAY, ENOUGH VIOLENCE! I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
VIOLENCE! I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
I'M SORRY, COACH.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
I'M SORRY, COACH.
[ SQUEAK .]
I'M SORRY, COACH.
[ SQUEAK .]
[ SQUEAK .]
[ SQUEAK .]
[ SQUEAK .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
[ SQUEAK .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? [ SQUEAKING .]
Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? Gumball: I'M TRYING TO PINCH Darwin: WHAT'S THAT? Gumball: I'M TRYING TO PINCH A NERVE CLUSTER, BUT IT'S BURIED Gumball: I'M TRYING TO PINCH A NERVE CLUSTER, BUT IT'S BURIED PRETTY DEEP.
A NERVE CLUSTER, BUT IT'S BURIED PRETTY DEEP.
Darwin: OH, LET ME TRY PRETTY DEEP.
Darwin: OH, LET ME TRY SOMETHING.
Darwin: OH, LET ME TRY SOMETHING.
APPARENTLY, IT WORKS ON COWS.
SOMETHING.
APPARENTLY, IT WORKS ON COWS.
[ GRUNTS, WHINES .]
APPARENTLY, IT WORKS ON COWS.
[ GRUNTS, WHINES .]
I'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS PLACE [ GRUNTS, WHINES .]
I'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS PLACE UP! I'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS PLACE UP! PRINCIPAL BROWN IS GONNA BLOW UP! PRINCIPAL BROWN IS GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! PRINCIPAL BROWN IS GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL?! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE CAN UP THE SCHOOL?! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE CAN EXPLAIN! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE CAN EXPLAIN! HOLD ON, KIDS.
EXPLAIN! HOLD ON, KIDS.
I NEED TO MAKE A SYMBOLIC HOLD ON, KIDS.
I NEED TO MAKE A SYMBOLIC GESTURE OF PROTEST.
I NEED TO MAKE A SYMBOLIC GESTURE OF PROTEST.
HALT IN THE NAME OF LOVE! GESTURE OF PROTEST.
HALT IN THE NAME OF LOVE! [ GRUNTING .]
HALT IN THE NAME OF LOVE! [ GRUNTING .]
ONCE THIS PLACE IS GONE, MY [ GRUNTING .]
ONCE THIS PLACE IS GONE, MY REPUTATION WILL BE SAFE! ONCE THIS PLACE IS GONE, MY REPUTATION WILL BE SAFE! SAVE YOURSELF, LUCY! REPUTATION WILL BE SAFE! SAVE YOURSELF, LUCY! OHH! OH, SORRY.
SAVE YOURSELF, LUCY! OHH! OH, SORRY.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ANOTHER OHH! OH, SORRY.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ANOTHER DRYWALL.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ANOTHER DRYWALL.
OHH! AND AGAIN.
DRYWALL.
OHH! AND AGAIN.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
OHH! AND AGAIN.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
EVERYONE, EVACUATE THE SCHOOL! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
EVERYONE, EVACUATE THE SCHOOL! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
EVERYONE, EVACUATE THE SCHOOL! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ FIRE ALARM RINGING .]
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ FIRE ALARM RINGING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ FIRE ALARM RINGING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS INCREASE [ GRUNTING .]
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS INCREASE THE OXYGEN SUPPLY, SHUT OFF THE NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS INCREASE THE OXYGEN SUPPLY, SHUT OFF THE CARBON-DIOXIDE RELEASE VALVE, THE OXYGEN SUPPLY, SHUT OFF THE CARBON-DIOXIDE RELEASE VALVE, WHICH SHOULD COMBINE WITH THE CARBON-DIOXIDE RELEASE VALVE, WHICH SHOULD COMBINE WITH THE BOILING H2O, KICK-START A WHICH SHOULD COMBINE WITH THE BOILING H2O, KICK-START A REACTION, WHICH WILL BLOW UP THE BOILING H2O, KICK-START A REACTION, WHICH WILL BLOW UP THE WHOLE SCHOOL! REACTION, WHICH WILL BLOW UP THE WHOLE SCHOOL! Gumball: STOP! DON'T DO THIS! WHOLE SCHOOL! Gumball: STOP! DON'T DO THIS! SAVE YOURSELVES! Gumball: STOP! DON'T DO THIS! SAVE YOURSELVES! Gumball: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD SAVE YOURSELVES! Gumball: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD US! Gumball: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD US! WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE US! WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE SCHOOL! WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE SCHOOL! BUT IT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION! SCHOOL! BUT IT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION! NIGEL, WHAT IS GOING ON?! BUT IT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION! NIGEL, WHAT IS GOING ON?! WAIT, IT SHOULD'VE BLOWN BY NIGEL, WHAT IS GOING ON?! WAIT, IT SHOULD'VE BLOWN BY NOW.
WAIT, IT SHOULD'VE BLOWN BY NOW.
OH, YEAH, IT'S BECAUSE OF NOW.
OH, YEAH, IT'S BECAUSE OF CHEMISTRY THAT I FAILED MY OH, YEAH, IT'S BECAUSE OF CHEMISTRY THAT I FAILED MY DIPLOMA.
CHEMISTRY THAT I FAILED MY DIPLOMA.
Gumball: TELL THEM THE TRUTH, DIPLOMA.
Gumball: TELL THEM THE TRUTH, PRINCIPAL BROWN.
Gumball: TELL THEM THE TRUTH, PRINCIPAL BROWN.
[ SIGHS .]
PRINCIPAL BROWN.
[ SIGHS .]
I DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA.
[ SIGHS .]
I DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA.
YOUR PRINCIPAL IS NOTHING MORE I DON'T HAVE A DIPLOMA.
YOUR PRINCIPAL IS NOTHING MORE THAN A YOUR PRINCIPAL IS NOTHING MORE THAN A A FRAUD! THAN A A FRAUD! [ SIGHS .]
I SHOULD GO.
A FRAUD! [ SIGHS .]
I SHOULD GO.
BUT PROMISE ME YOU'LL FIND A NEW [ SIGHS .]
I SHOULD GO.
BUT PROMISE ME YOU'LL FIND A NEW PRINCIPAL TO LOOK AFTER THIS BUT PROMISE ME YOU'LL FIND A NEW PRINCIPAL TO LOOK AFTER THIS PLACE.
PRINCIPAL TO LOOK AFTER THIS PLACE.
Darwin: BUT YOU ARE OUR PLACE.
Darwin: BUT YOU ARE OUR PRINCIPAL.
Darwin: BUT YOU ARE OUR PRINCIPAL.
Gumball: OR AT LEAST YOU WERE PRINCIPAL.
Gumball: OR AT LEAST YOU WERE UNTIL YOU STARTED WORRYING ABOUT Gumball: OR AT LEAST YOU WERE UNTIL YOU STARTED WORRYING ABOUT THAT STUPID DIPLOMA.
UNTIL YOU STARTED WORRYING ABOUT THAT STUPID DIPLOMA.
WE ALL LIE SOMETIMES.
THAT STUPID DIPLOMA.
WE ALL LIE SOMETIMES.
I LIED ABOUT MY AGE TO GET THIS WE ALL LIE SOMETIMES.
I LIED ABOUT MY AGE TO GET THIS JOB.
I LIED ABOUT MY AGE TO GET THIS JOB.
I'M NOT QUITE THE SPRING CHICKEN JOB.
I'M NOT QUITE THE SPRING CHICKEN YOU THINK I AM.
I'M NOT QUITE THE SPRING CHICKEN YOU THINK I AM.
HEY, MAN, I'M NOT EVEN A U.
S.
YOU THINK I AM.
HEY, MAN, I'M NOT EVEN A U.
S.
CITIZEN! HEY, MAN, I'M NOT EVEN A U.
S.
CITIZEN! AND I'M NOT A WOMAN! CITIZEN! AND I'M NOT A WOMAN! WHO CAN SAY SHE'S NEVER LIED ON AND I'M NOT A WOMAN! WHO CAN SAY SHE'S NEVER LIED ON HER RéSUMé EITHER.
WHO CAN SAY SHE'S NEVER LIED ON HER RéSUMé EITHER.
[ SNIFFLING .]
HER RéSUMé EITHER.
[ SNIFFLING .]
Gumball: HAVEN'T YOU BEEN [ SNIFFLING .]
Gumball: HAVEN'T YOU BEEN DOING THIS JOB FOR 20 YEARS? Gumball: HAVEN'T YOU BEEN DOING THIS JOB FOR 20 YEARS? SURELY, NO ONE ELSE IS MORE DOING THIS JOB FOR 20 YEARS? SURELY, NO ONE ELSE IS MORE QUALIFIED TO BE OUR PRINCIPAL SURELY, NO ONE ELSE IS MORE QUALIFIED TO BE OUR PRINCIPAL THAN OUR PRINCIPAL.
QUALIFIED TO BE OUR PRINCIPAL THAN OUR PRINCIPAL.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAN OUR PRINCIPAL.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M GONNA GET THIS PLACE BACK ON YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M GONNA GET THIS PLACE BACK ON TRACK STARTING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT I'M GONNA GET THIS PLACE BACK ON TRACK STARTING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! TRACK STARTING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! [ ALL COUGHING .]
NOW! [ ALL COUGHING .]
OH, YES, SORRY, IT WAS [ ALL COUGHING .]
OH, YES, SORRY, IT WAS MATHEMATICS THAT I FAILED.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Gumball: WHOO! COME ON, PENNY! YEAH! Gumball: WHOO! COME ON, PENNY! YEAH! [ AIR HORN BLOWS .]
COME ON, PENNY! YEAH! [ AIR HORN BLOWS .]
WHOO! MEXICAN WAVE! [ AIR HORN BLOWS .]
WHOO! MEXICAN WAVE! [ GRUNTS .]
WHOO! MEXICAN WAVE! [ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ GRUNTING .]
LISTEN TO THE CROWD! [ GRUNTING .]
LISTEN TO THE CROWD! THEY LOVE YOU! LISTEN TO THE CROWD! THEY LOVE YOU! [ SIGHS LOUDLY .]
THEY LOVE YOU! [ SIGHS LOUDLY .]
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! [ SIGHS LOUDLY .]
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ CHEERS WEAKLY .]
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
[ CHEERS WEAKLY .]
Gumball: DUDE, THAT SOUNDS [ CHEERS WEAKLY .]
Gumball: DUDE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A COW ON ANESTHETICS.
Gumball: DUDE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A COW ON ANESTHETICS.
Darwin: IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT LIKE A COW ON ANESTHETICS.
Darwin: IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT SUPPORTIVE, BUT THEY'RE KIND OF Darwin: IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT SUPPORTIVE, BUT THEY'RE KIND OF A TRAIN WRECK THAT, LIKE, A SUPPORTIVE, BUT THEY'RE KIND OF A TRAIN WRECK THAT, LIKE, A TRUCK CRASHED INTO, AND A TRAIN WRECK THAT, LIKE, A TRUCK CRASHED INTO, AND AND THEN THE WHOLE THING SUNK TRUCK CRASHED INTO, AND AND THEN THE WHOLE THING SUNK INTO A LAKE AND THEN THE WHOLE THING SUNK INTO A LAKE AND MANAGED TO CATCH FIRE INTO A LAKE AND MANAGED TO CATCH FIRE AND EXPLODED.
AND MANAGED TO CATCH FIRE AND EXPLODED.
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! AND EXPLODED.
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! [ CREAKS .]
All: GO, ELMORE, GO! [ CREAKS .]
OHH! [ CREAKS .]
OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH! AGH! OHH! AGH! OHH! AGH! OHH! OHH, MY TAIL CONE! OHH! OHH, MY TAIL CONE! [ SIGHS .]
OHH, MY TAIL CONE! [ SIGHS .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ SCREAMING .]
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, I GUESS [ SCREAMING .]
Darwin: ALL RIGHT, I GUESS THEY DIDN'T EXPLODE, BUT YOU Darwin: ALL RIGHT, I GUESS THEY DIDN'T EXPLODE, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WAS -- THEY DIDN'T EXPLODE, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WAS -- [ EXPLOSION .]
HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WAS -- [ EXPLOSION .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ EXPLOSION .]
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Gumball: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Gumball: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
Gumball: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
THEY WERE CLEARLY MISSING YOU MEAN.
THEY WERE CLEARLY MISSING SOMETHING.
THEY WERE CLEARLY MISSING SOMETHING.
[ SWISH! .]
SOMETHING.
[ SWISH! .]
You noticed, too? [ SWISH! .]
You noticed, too? Stuff goes missing all the time You noticed, too? Stuff goes missing all the time in this town.
Stuff goes missing all the time in this town.
Everyone pretends it doesn't in this town.
Everyone pretends it doesn't happen, but I say it's a Everyone pretends it doesn't happen, but I say it's a conspiracy.
happen, but I say it's a conspiracy.
THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT MY HAT ON -- conspiracy.
THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT MY HAT ON -- TO STOP THEM ERASING MY MEMORY THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT MY HAT ON -- TO STOP THEM ERASING MY MEMORY AND FORGETTING WHAT WAS TAKEN TO STOP THEM ERASING MY MEMORY AND FORGETTING WHAT WAS TAKEN FROM ME! AND FORGETTING WHAT WAS TAKEN FROM ME! Gumball: OH.
FROM ME! Gumball: OH.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
Gumball: OH.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
SO IT'S BOTH FASHIONABLE AND [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
SO IT'S BOTH FASHIONABLE AND USEFUL.
SO IT'S BOTH FASHIONABLE AND USEFUL.
Darwin: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST, USEFUL.
Darwin: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST, MR.
SMALL? Darwin: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST, MR.
SMALL? Gumball: His marbles.
MR.
SMALL? Gumball: His marbles.
NO, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
Gumball: His marbles.
NO, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
JANICE.
NO, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
JANICE.
Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WITH ALL JANICE.
Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, HOW DO YOU KNOW Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT JANICE DIDN'T JUST LEAVE DUE RESPECT, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT JANICE DIDN'T JUST LEAVE YOU? THAT JANICE DIDN'T JUST LEAVE YOU? Gumball: YEAH, BECAUSE OF, YOU? Gumball: YEAH, BECAUSE OF, YOU KNOW, THE HAT, THE PONYTAIL, Gumball: YEAH, BECAUSE OF, YOU KNOW, THE HAT, THE PONYTAIL, AND THE WHOLE [WHISTLING.]
YOU KNOW, THE HAT, THE PONYTAIL, AND THE WHOLE [WHISTLING.]
[ POPS .]
AND THE WHOLE [WHISTLING.]
[ POPS .]
[ CACKLING .]
[ POPS .]
[ CACKLING .]
JANICE COULD NEVER LEAVE WITHOUT [ CACKLING .]
JANICE COULD NEVER LEAVE WITHOUT ME! JANICE COULD NEVER LEAVE WITHOUT ME! [ CHUCKLES, SIGHS .]
ME! [ CHUCKLES, SIGHS .]
Look for what's not there.
[ CHUCKLES, SIGHS .]
Look for what's not there.
Look for what doesn't make Look for what's not there.
Look for what doesn't make sense.
Look for what doesn't make sense.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE sense.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW.
Gumball: ITHINK WE'RE LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
AND MAKE A HAT! [ BOTH SIGH .]
AND MAKE A HAT! Gumball: AAH! AND MAKE A HAT! Gumball: AAH! Darwin: YOU KNOW, I KIND OF Gumball: AAH! Darwin: YOU KNOW, I KIND OF FEEL SOMETHING'S MISSING, TOO.
Darwin: YOU KNOW, I KIND OF FEEL SOMETHING'S MISSING, TOO.
Gumball: YOUR FINGERS? FEEL SOMETHING'S MISSING, TOO.
Gumball: YOUR FINGERS? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: YOUR FINGERS? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: HAIR? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: HAIR? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: HAIR? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: SOME KIND OF A Darwin: NO.
Gumball: SOME KIND OF A TORSO? Gumball: SOME KIND OF A TORSO? Darwin: NO, THINK ABOUT IT -- TORSO? Darwin: NO, THINK ABOUT IT -- SOMETHING THAT USED TO BE HERE Darwin: NO, THINK ABOUT IT -- SOMETHING THAT USED TO BE HERE AT SCHOOL, BUT NOW IT'S GONE.
SOMETHING THAT USED TO BE HERE AT SCHOOL, BUT NOW IT'S GONE.
[ SIGHS .]
NEVER MIND.
AT SCHOOL, BUT NOW IT'S GONE.
[ SIGHS .]
NEVER MIND.
[ GASPS .]
LOOK AT THIS! [ SIGHS .]
NEVER MIND.
[ GASPS .]
LOOK AT THIS! THERE'S NO 116! [ GASPS .]
LOOK AT THIS! THERE'S NO 116! THERE'S A LOCKER MISSING! [ INDISTINCT TALKING .]
Gumball: OKAY, EVEN I CAN TELL SOMETHING'S MISSING HERE.
Gumball: OKAY, EVEN I CAN TELL SOMETHING'S MISSING HERE.
Darwin: MAYBE IT'S NOT TELL SOMETHING'S MISSING HERE.
Darwin: MAYBE IT'S NOT SOMETHING.
Darwin: MAYBE IT'S NOT SOMETHING.
MAYBE IT'S SOME-- SOMETHING.
MAYBE IT'S SOME-- Gumball: SOMEWHERE! MAYBE IT'S SOME-- Gumball: SOMEWHERE! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEWHERE! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEHOW! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEHOW! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEHOW! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEWHAT! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEWHAT! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMEWHAT! Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMBRERO? Darwin: NO! Gumball: SOMBRERO? Darwin: NO.
Gumball: SOMBRERO? Darwin: NO.
SOMEONE.
Darwin: NO.
SOMEONE.
Gumball: YEAH, WELL, I WAS SOMEONE.
Gumball: YEAH, WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT NEXT, SO [SPITS.]
Gumball: YEAH, WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT NEXT, SO [SPITS.]
Darwin: LET'S LOOK IN THE GONNA SAY THAT NEXT, SO [SPITS.]
Darwin: LET'S LOOK IN THE YEARBOOK! Darwin: LET'S LOOK IN THE YEARBOOK! Gumball: STOP! LOOK! [ SNICKERING .]
I-I MEAN STOP! LOOK! I-I MEAN STOP! LOOK! IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WAS STOP! LOOK! IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WAS erased! IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WAS erased! Darwin: OKAY, CONCENTRATE.
erased! Darwin: OKAY, CONCENTRATE.
IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE WE KNOW.
Darwin: OKAY, CONCENTRATE.
IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE WE KNOW.
Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE WE KNOW.
Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
OKAY, OKAY.
Gumball: [ GRUNTS .]
OKAY, OKAY.
Darwin: [ Eerily .]
DO-DO, OKAY, OKAY.
Darwin: [ Eerily .]
DO-DO, DO-DO.
Darwin: [ Eerily .]
DO-DO, DO-DO.
SOMETHING MISSING.
DO-DO.
SOMETHING MISSING.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
SOMETHING MISSING.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
SOMEONE MISSING.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
SOMEONE MISSING.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
SOMEONE MISSING.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
WHO CAN IT BE? DO-DO, DO-DO.
WHO CAN IT BE? DO-DO, DO-DO.
WHO CAN IT BE? DO-DO, DO-DO.
Remember.
DO-DO, DO-DO.
Remember.
DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO.
Remember.
DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO.
Gumball: ARE YOU DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO, DO-DO.
Gumball: ARE YOU DO-DO, DO-DO-DONE HERE? Gumball: ARE YOU DO-DO, DO-DO-DONE HERE? Darwin: THEN WHAT DO YOU DO DO-DO-DONE HERE? Darwin: THEN WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU NEED TO REMEMBER Darwin: THEN WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU NEED TO REMEMBER SOMETHING? WHEN YOU NEED TO REMEMBER SOMETHING? Gumball: THE SAME THING I DO SOMETHING? Gumball: THE SAME THING I DO WHEN THE TV LOSES SIGNAL.
Gumball: THE SAME THING I DO WHEN THE TV LOSES SIGNAL.
COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE WHEN THE TV LOSES SIGNAL.
COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE OF JUNK! COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE OF JUNK! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU OF JUNK! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BUY CHEAP KNOCK-OFFS! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BUY CHEAP KNOCK-OFFS! [ GASPS .]
BUY CHEAP KNOCK-OFFS! [ GASPS .]
It's Molly.
[ GASPS .]
It's Molly.
SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IN A It's Molly.
SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IN A CLASS FULL OF OUR FRIENDS THAT SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IN A CLASS FULL OF OUR FRIENDS THAT WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER YOUR CLASS FULL OF OUR FRIENDS THAT WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER YOUR WHOLE LIFE, NOT ONE OF YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER YOUR WHOLE LIFE, NOT ONE OF YOU REMEMBERS MOLLY?! WHOLE LIFE, NOT ONE OF YOU REMEMBERS MOLLY?! [ ALL MURMURING .]
REMEMBERS MOLLY?! [ ALL MURMURING .]
DON'T THINK SO.
[ ALL MURMURING .]
DON'T THINK SO.
HEY, DID YOU SAY MOLLY?! DON'T THINK SO.
HEY, DID YOU SAY MOLLY?! Gumball: YES! HEY, DID YOU SAY MOLLY?! Gumball: YES! NO, DON'T REMEMBER HER.
Gumball: YES! NO, DON'T REMEMBER HER.
MAYBE IF YOU GAVE US SOME NO, DON'T REMEMBER HER.
MAYBE IF YOU GAVE US SOME MORE DETAILS ABOUT HER, WE COULD MAYBE IF YOU GAVE US SOME MORE DETAILS ABOUT HER, WE COULD ALL TRY AND REMEMBER HER MORE DETAILS ABOUT HER, WE COULD ALL TRY AND REMEMBER HER TOGETHER.
ALL TRY AND REMEMBER HER TOGETHER.
Gumball: MORE DETAILS? TOGETHER.
Gumball: MORE DETAILS? MORE DETAILS?! Gumball: MORE DETAILS? MORE DETAILS?! WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE YOU?! MORE DETAILS?! WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE YOU?! SHE WAS A GIRL! WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE YOU?! SHE WAS A GIRL! SHE WAS JUST A GIRL, AND THAT SHE WAS A GIRL! SHE WAS JUST A GIRL, AND THAT GIRL'S NAME WAS MOLLY! SHE WAS JUST A GIRL, AND THAT GIRL'S NAME WAS MOLLY! AND MOLLY WAS YOUR FRIEND! GIRL'S NAME WAS MOLLY! AND MOLLY WAS YOUR FRIEND! [ Crying .]
AND A GIRL! AND MOLLY WAS YOUR FRIEND! [ Crying .]
AND A GIRL! YOU DON'T REMEMBER HER [ Crying .]
AND A GIRL! YOU DON'T REMEMBER HER EITHER, DO YOU? YOU DON'T REMEMBER HER EITHER, DO YOU? Gumball: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT! EITHER, DO YOU? Gumball: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT! I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO Gumball: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT! I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO SHE IS, BUT NOW THAT I'VE HIT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHO SHE IS, BUT NOW THAT I'VE HIT THIS VOLUME, I CAN'T REALLY SEE SHE IS, BUT NOW THAT I'VE HIT THIS VOLUME, I CAN'T REALLY SEE A WAY BACK DOWN, SO I'M JUST THIS VOLUME, I CAN'T REALLY SEE A WAY BACK DOWN, SO I'M JUST GONNA WALK AWAY SHOUTING, AND A WAY BACK DOWN, SO I'M JUST GONNA WALK AWAY SHOUTING, AND THEN I WON'T HAVE TO ADMIT! GONNA WALK AWAY SHOUTING, AND THEN I WON'T HAVE TO ADMIT! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, YOU'RE NOT THEN I WON'T HAVE TO ADMIT! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY CRAZY! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY CRAZY! [ HUMMING MEDITATIVELY .]
ACTUALLY CRAZY! [ HUMMING MEDITATIVELY .]
Gumball: OR NOT COMPLETELY [ HUMMING MEDITATIVELY .]
Gumball: OR NOT COMPLETELY ANYWAY.
Gumball: OR NOT COMPLETELY ANYWAY.
Darwin: YOUR CONSPIRACY ANYWAY.
Darwin: YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORY -- IT'S TRUE! Darwin: YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORY -- IT'S TRUE! I KNEW IT! THEORY -- IT'S TRUE! I KNEW IT! REDHEADS ARE THE DESCENDENTS OF I KNEW IT! REDHEADS ARE THE DESCENDENTS OF AN ALIEN RACE.
REDHEADS ARE THE DESCENDENTS OF AN ALIEN RACE.
Gumball: NO, NOT THAT ONE.
AN ALIEN RACE.
Gumball: NO, NOT THAT ONE.
THE PEOPLE DISAPPEARING, Gumball: NO, NOT THAT ONE.
THE PEOPLE DISAPPEARING, REMEMBER?! THE PEOPLE DISAPPEARING, REMEMBER?! WE NEED YOUR HELP TO FIND OUR REMEMBER?! WE NEED YOUR HELP TO FIND OUR FRIEND MOLLY! WE NEED YOUR HELP TO FIND OUR FRIEND MOLLY! Darwin: AND YOUR JANICE! FRIEND MOLLY! Darwin: AND YOUR JANICE! RIGHT.
Darwin: AND YOUR JANICE! RIGHT.
I FORESAW THAT YOU WOULD COME TO RIGHT.
I FORESAW THAT YOU WOULD COME TO ME, SO I MADE THESE.
I FORESAW THAT YOU WOULD COME TO ME, SO I MADE THESE.
Darwin: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! ME, SO I MADE THESE.
Darwin: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! THE SIX NIPPLE EYES SEE THE Darwin: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! THE SIX NIPPLE EYES SEE THE PAST, THE PRESENT, AND THE THE SIX NIPPLE EYES SEE THE PAST, THE PRESENT, AND THE FUTURE.
PAST, THE PRESENT, AND THE FUTURE.
Gumball: Six? FUTURE.
Gumball: Six? [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: Six? [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: SO, WHAT DO YOU [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY .]
Gumball: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? Gumball: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THINK? OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE LOCKER'S GONE, BUT THERE'S OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE LOCKER'S GONE, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING LEFT HERE.
THE LOCKER'S GONE, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING LEFT HERE.
Gumball: WELL, I DON'T SEE SOMETHING LEFT HERE.
Gumball: WELL, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
Gumball: WELL, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
LOOK CLOSER.
ANYTHING.
LOOK CLOSER.
CLOSER.
LOOK CLOSER.
CLOSER.
CLOSER.
CLOSER.
CLOSER.
[ THUD .]
CLOSER.
[ THUD .]
Darwin: I THINK THAT MIGHT BE [ THUD .]
Darwin: I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.
Darwin: I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.
Gumball: [ Muffled .]
NO, A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.
Gumball: [ Muffled .]
NO, WAIT, THERE IS SOMETHING HERE! Gumball: [ Muffled .]
NO, WAIT, THERE IS SOMETHING HERE! [ GRUNTS .]
WAIT, THERE IS SOMETHING HERE! [ GRUNTS .]
QUICK, MR.
SMALL, I NEED A PEN! [ GRUNTS .]
QUICK, MR.
SMALL, I NEED A PEN! [ POING! POOF! .]
QUICK, MR.
SMALL, I NEED A PEN! [ POING! POOF! .]
All: CLU-U-U-U-E! [ POING! POOF! .]
All: CLU-U-U-U-E! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
All: CLU-U-U-U-E! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
OH, YEAH, THAT'S MOLLY! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
OH, YEAH, THAT'S MOLLY! Gumball: WE WERE DEFINITELY OH, YEAH, THAT'S MOLLY! Gumball: WE WERE DEFINITELY FRIENDS! Gumball: WE WERE DEFINITELY FRIENDS! Darwin: HOW COULD WE NOT FRIENDS! Darwin: HOW COULD WE NOT REMEMBER? Darwin: HOW COULD WE NOT REMEMBER? AND HER TREE HOUSE! REMEMBER? AND HER TREE HOUSE! Gumball: YES, YES, THAT'S IT! AND HER TREE HOUSE! Gumball: YES, YES, THAT'S IT! ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS BUILD A Gumball: YES, YES, THAT'S IT! ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS BUILD A TREE HOUSE JUST LIKE HERS, AND ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS BUILD A TREE HOUSE JUST LIKE HERS, AND SHE'LL COME RIGHT TO US! TREE HOUSE JUST LIKE HERS, AND SHE'LL COME RIGHT TO US! Darwin: OR WE CAN TRY AND SHE'LL COME RIGHT TO US! Darwin: OR WE CAN TRY AND FIND HER'S SINCE THAT'S PROBABLY Darwin: OR WE CAN TRY AND FIND HER'S SINCE THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE SHE IS.
FIND HER'S SINCE THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE SHE IS.
Gumball: OR WE COULD TRY AND WHERE SHE IS.
Gumball: OR WE COULD TRY AND FIND HER'S 'CAUSE THAT'S Gumball: OR WE COULD TRY AND FIND HER'S 'CAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE SHE IS! FIND HER'S 'CAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE SHE IS! Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S A PROBABLY WHERE SHE IS! Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S A MUCH BETTER IDEA! Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S A MUCH BETTER IDEA! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, DO YOU MUCH BETTER IDEA! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, DO YOU REMEMBER MOLLY? Gumball: MR.
SMALL, DO YOU REMEMBER MOLLY? OF COURSE I REMEMBER HER, REMEMBER MOLLY? OF COURSE I REMEMBER HER, THANKS TO THE HAT.
OF COURSE I REMEMBER HER, THANKS TO THE HAT.
Darwin: WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? THANKS TO THE HAT.
Darwin: WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? WE'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT Darwin: WHAT WAS SHE LIKE? WE'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT HER.
WE'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT HER.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
HER.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
SHE WAS BORING, AND, UMM WELL, LET'S SEE.
SHE WAS BORING, AND, UMM UHHH SHE WAS BORING, AND, UMM UHHH NO, THAT'S IT.
UHHH NO, THAT'S IT.
SHE WAS JUST BORING.
NO, THAT'S IT.
SHE WAS JUST BORING.
Darwin: WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE WAS JUST BORING.
Darwin: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO HER? Darwin: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO HER? WELL, KIDS, ELMORE IS NOT A HAPPENED TO HER? WELL, KIDS, ELMORE IS NOT A NORMAL PLACE.
WELL, KIDS, ELMORE IS NOT A NORMAL PLACE.
OH, HELLO! NORMAL PLACE.
OH, HELLO! [ BARKS .]
OH, HELLO! [ BARKS .]
IT'S A PRETTY WEIRD WORLD, [ BARKS .]
IT'S A PRETTY WEIRD WORLD, AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES MISTAKES.
IT'S A PRETTY WEIRD WORLD, AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES MISTAKES.
Darwin: DO YOU THINK THE AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES MISTAKES.
Darwin: DO YOU THINK THE WORLD THOUGHT MOLLY WAS A Darwin: DO YOU THINK THE WORLD THOUGHT MOLLY WAS A MISTAKE? WORLD THOUGHT MOLLY WAS A MISTAKE? MM, YEAH, IF I WAS THE WORLD, MISTAKE? MM, YEAH, IF I WAS THE WORLD, I'D BE PRETTY BUMMED TO HAVE MM, YEAH, IF I WAS THE WORLD, I'D BE PRETTY BUMMED TO HAVE COME UP WITH SOMEONE AS BORING I'D BE PRETTY BUMMED TO HAVE COME UP WITH SOMEONE AS BORING AS MOLLY.
COME UP WITH SOMEONE AS BORING AS MOLLY.
UNH! AS MOLLY.
UNH! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, ARE YOU UNH! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, ARE YOU OKAY?! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, ARE YOU OKAY?! OF COURSE.
OKAY?! OF COURSE.
PAIN IS JUST INFORMATION THAT OF COURSE.
PAIN IS JUST INFORMATION THAT THE MIND CAN MASTER.
PAIN IS JUST INFORMATION THAT THE MIND CAN MASTER.
Gumball: SO IT DIDN'T HURT THE MIND CAN MASTER.
Gumball: SO IT DIDN'T HURT THEN? Gumball: SO IT DIDN'T HURT THEN? NO, I FEEL GREAT.
THEN? NO, I FEEL GREAT.
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
LOOK! NO, I FEEL GREAT.
Darwin: [ GASPS .]
LOOK! UNH! Darwin: [ GASPS .]
LOOK! UNH! Darwin: ANOTHER CLUE, JUST UNH! Darwin: ANOTHER CLUE, JUST LIKE AT THE LOCKER! Darwin: ANOTHER CLUE, JUST LIKE AT THE LOCKER! [ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
LIKE AT THE LOCKER! [ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: BUT HER WHOLE HOUSE [ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: BUT HER WHOLE HOUSE IS GONE.
Gumball: BUT HER WHOLE HOUSE IS GONE.
IT'S LIKE THE WORLD FOLDED IN ON IS GONE.
IT'S LIKE THE WORLD FOLDED IN ON ITSELF AGAIN! WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! [ AIR HISSING .]
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! [ AIR HISSING .]
WHAT [ AIR HISSING .]
WHAT THE WHAT THE Darwin: WHAT?! THE Darwin: WHAT?! Gumball: [ WARBLING .]
Darwin: WHAT?! Gumball: [ WARBLING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Gumball: [ WARBLING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Darwin: I GOT YOU! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Darwin: I GOT YOU! [ BOTH GRUNT .]
Darwin: I GOT YOU! [ BOTH GRUNT .]
Gumball: [ MOANS .]
[ BOTH GRUNT .]
Gumball: [ MOANS .]
Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, YOUR Gumball: [ MOANS .]
Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, YOUR FACE! Darwin: OH, MY GOSH, YOUR FACE! Gumball: [ Distorted .]
IF YOU FACE! Gumball: [ Distorted .]
IF YOU THINK THAT'S WEIRD, YOU SHOULD Gumball: [ Distorted .]
IF YOU THINK THAT'S WEIRD, YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT'S IN THERE.
THINK THAT'S WEIRD, YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT'S IN THERE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO SEE WHAT'S IN THERE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? Darwin: WE HAVE TO! THIS? Darwin: WE HAVE TO! WE CAN'T FORGET ABOUT OUR Darwin: WE HAVE TO! WE CAN'T FORGET ABOUT OUR FRIENDS! WE CAN'T FORGET ABOUT OUR FRIENDS! OKAY, ON THREE, TWO, ONE FRIENDS! OKAY, ON THREE, TWO, ONE [ GRUNTING .]
OKAY, ON THREE, TWO, ONE [ GRUNTING .]
[ AIR RUSHING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
[ AIR RUSHING .]
Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
ON [ AIR RUSHING .]
Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE SHOULD Gumball: [ Normal voice .]
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT MOLLY AND SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT MOLLY AND JANICE AND STUFF.
JUST FORGET ABOUT MOLLY AND JANICE AND STUFF.
I DON'T REMEMBER MOLLY ANYWAY, JANICE AND STUFF.
I DON'T REMEMBER MOLLY ANYWAY, AND IF THE WORLD DECIDED THAT I DON'T REMEMBER MOLLY ANYWAY, AND IF THE WORLD DECIDED THAT SHE WAS A MISTAKE, THEN WHO ARE AND IF THE WORLD DECIDED THAT SHE WAS A MISTAKE, THEN WHO ARE WE TO -- SHE WAS A MISTAKE, THEN WHO ARE WE TO -- DARWIN, IT WASN'T VERY NICE WE TO -- DARWIN, IT WASN'T VERY NICE OF YOU TO PUSH YOUR BROTHER IN DARWIN, IT WASN'T VERY NICE OF YOU TO PUSH YOUR BROTHER IN SUCH A WAY.
OF YOU TO PUSH YOUR BROTHER IN SUCH A WAY.
PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED -- SUCH A WAY.
PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED -- [ HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING .]
LOOK, CHILDREN.
ALL THE MISTAKES THE WORLD HAS EVER MADE.
ALL THE MISTAKES THE WORLD HAS EVER MADE.
JORTS EVER MADE.
JORTS LaserDisc JORTS LaserDisc THE MULLET! LaserDisc THE MULLET! Darwin: GUYS, IT'S MOLLY'S THE MULLET! Darwin: GUYS, IT'S MOLLY'S TREE HOUSE! Darwin: GUYS, IT'S MOLLY'S TREE HOUSE! OKAY, YOU GET HER, AND I'LL TREE HOUSE! OKAY, YOU GET HER, AND I'LL FIND JANICE! OKAY, YOU GET HER, AND I'LL FIND JANICE! [ SHOUTS .]
OH, YEAH! FIND JANICE! [ SHOUTS .]
OH, YEAH! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WAIT! [ SHOUTS .]
OH, YEAH! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WAIT! UNH! Darwin: MR.
SMALL, WAIT! UNH! Gumball: UNH! UNH! Gumball: UNH! HOW COME -- UNH! -- YOU'RE -- Gumball: UNH! HOW COME -- UNH! -- YOU'RE -- UNH! -- SO GOOD AT THIS -- HOW COME -- UNH! -- YOU'RE -- UNH! -- SO GOOD AT THIS -- UNH! -- JUMPING STUFF?! UNH! -- SO GOOD AT THIS -- UNH! -- JUMPING STUFF?! LET'S JUST SAY I'M USED TO UNH! -- JUMPING STUFF?! LET'S JUST SAY I'M USED TO FEELING SPACED OUT.
LET'S JUST SAY I'M USED TO FEELING SPACED OUT.
Gumball: OKAY, HOW DO WE GET FEELING SPACED OUT.
Gumball: OKAY, HOW DO WE GET TO THE TREE HOUSE? Gumball: OKAY, HOW DO WE GET TO THE TREE HOUSE? Darwin: LET'S USE THIS HIGHLY TO THE TREE HOUSE? Darwin: LET'S USE THIS HIGHLY TOXIC HAIR SPRAY FROM THE '80s! Darwin: LET'S USE THIS HIGHLY TOXIC HAIR SPRAY FROM THE '80s! [ HAIR-SPRAY CAN HISSING .]
TOXIC HAIR SPRAY FROM THE '80s! [ HAIR-SPRAY CAN HISSING .]
Gumball: [ COUGHING .]
[ HAIR-SPRAY CAN HISSING .]
Gumball: [ COUGHING .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
Gumball: [ COUGHING .]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
MOLLY?! [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING .]
MOLLY?! MOLLY? MOLLY?! MOLLY? Darwin: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MOLLY? Darwin: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? Darwin: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? Gumball: MOLLY? HER? Gumball: MOLLY? Molly? Gumball: MOLLY? Molly? OH, HI! Molly? OH, HI! Darwin: OH, YOU'RE OKAY! OH, HI! Darwin: OH, YOU'RE OKAY! Gumball: WE WERE SO WORRIED! Darwin: OH, YOU'RE OKAY! Gumball: WE WERE SO WORRIED! Darwin: WHEN WE Gumball: WE WERE SO WORRIED! Darwin: WHEN WE FINALLY REMEMBERED YOU.
Darwin: WHEN WE FINALLY REMEMBERED YOU.
Gumball: AFTER A YEAR.
FINALLY REMEMBERED YOU.
Gumball: AFTER A YEAR.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORRIED? Gumball: AFTER A YEAR.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORRIED? I SAW YOU YESTERDAY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORRIED? I SAW YOU YESTERDAY.
Darwin: ARE DINOSAUR YEARS I SAW YOU YESTERDAY.
Darwin: ARE DINOSAUR YEARS LIKE DOG YEARS? Darwin: ARE DINOSAUR YEARS LIKE DOG YEARS? LIKE, YOU SAW US YESTERDAY, BUT LIKE DOG YEARS? LIKE, YOU SAW US YESTERDAY, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A YEAR AGO.
LIKE, YOU SAW US YESTERDAY, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A YEAR AGO.
[ LAUGHS .]
IT WAS ACTUALLY A YEAR AGO.
[ LAUGHS .]
IT WASN'T A YEAR AGO.
[ LAUGHS .]
IT WASN'T A YEAR AGO.
RIGHT? IT WASN'T A YEAR AGO.
RIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? RIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? Darwin: WELL WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? Darwin: WELL THE WORLD THOUGHT YOU WERE, UH, Darwin: WELL THE WORLD THOUGHT YOU WERE, UH, YOU KNOW -- HOW CAN I SAY THIS? THE WORLD THOUGHT YOU WERE, UH, YOU KNOW -- HOW CAN I SAY THIS? Gumball: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU KNOW -- HOW CAN I SAY THIS? Gumball: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BORING.
Gumball: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BORING.
I'M NOT BORING.
BORING.
I'M NOT BORING.
I DO LOTS OF COOL STUFF.
I'M NOT BORING.
I DO LOTS OF COOL STUFF.
I-I COLLECT PENCILS.
I DO LOTS OF COOL STUFF.
I-I COLLECT PENCILS.
I GOT RED ONES.
I GOT BLUE ONES.
I-I COLLECT PENCILS.
I GOT RED ONES.
I GOT BLUE ONES.
I GOT YELLOW ONES.
I GOT -- I GOT RED ONES.
I GOT BLUE ONES.
I GOT YELLOW ONES.
I GOT -- [ BOTH SNORING .]
I GOT YELLOW ONES.
I GOT -- [ BOTH SNORING .]
Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
[ BOTH SNORING .]
Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
Darwin: WHAT WERE WE DOING? Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
Darwin: WHAT WERE WE DOING? Gumball: WE WERE GETTING OUT Darwin: WHAT WERE WE DOING? Gumball: WE WERE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
Gumball: WE WERE GETTING OUT OF HERE.
OKAY, MOLLY, WE JUST HAVE TO GET OF HERE.
OKAY, MOLLY, WE JUST HAVE TO GET BACK THROUGH THAT BIG HOLE, AND OKAY, MOLLY, WE JUST HAVE TO GET BACK THROUGH THAT BIG HOLE, AND WE'RE HOME.
BACK THROUGH THAT BIG HOLE, AND WE'RE HOME.
YOU MEAN THAT HOLE OVER WE'RE HOME.
YOU MEAN THAT HOLE OVER THERE -- THE ONE THAT'S YOU MEAN THAT HOLE OVER THERE -- THE ONE THAT'S SHRINKING AND ALMOST CLOSED? THERE -- THE ONE THAT'S SHRINKING AND ALMOST CLOSED? Gumball: YES, EXACTLY, THE SHRINKING AND ALMOST CLOSED? Gumball: YES, EXACTLY, THE ONE THAT'S -- OH, MY GOSH, IT'S Gumball: YES, EXACTLY, THE ONE THAT'S -- OH, MY GOSH, IT'S CLOSING! ONE THAT'S -- OH, MY GOSH, IT'S CLOSING! QUICK, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT CLOSING! QUICK, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO ESCAPE! QUICK, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO ESCAPE! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
YOU TO ESCAPE! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! [ BOTH GRUNTING .]
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! Darwin: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! Darwin: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I THOUGHT USING THESE WOULD BE A Darwin: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I THOUGHT USING THESE WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.
I THOUGHT USING THESE WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.
Gumball: DUDE, EVERYTHING GOOD IDEA.
Gumball: DUDE, EVERYTHING HERE IS A BAD IDEA! Gumball: DUDE, EVERYTHING HERE IS A BAD IDEA! DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR HERE IS A BAD IDEA! DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?! DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?! HEY, ARE YOU WRITING AN YOU?! HEY, ARE YOU WRITING AN E-MAIL? HEY, ARE YOU WRITING AN E-MAIL? Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
E-MAIL? Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYING .]
Gumball: [ SHOUTS .]
[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYING .]
OH, NO, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF [ DISCO MUSIC PLAYING .]
OH, NO, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! OH, NO, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! WE'RE IN THE WORLD OF DISCO! HERE! WE'RE IN THE WORLD OF DISCO! Darwin: AAH! WE'RE IN THE WORLD OF DISCO! Darwin: AAH! BUT I LOVE DISCO! Darwin: AAH! BUT I LOVE DISCO! [ DISCO MUSIC STOPS .]
BUT I LOVE DISCO! [ DISCO MUSIC STOPS .]
Gumball: I DON'T KNOW WHY [ DISCO MUSIC STOPS .]
Gumball: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY GOT RID OF THESE.
Gumball: I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY GOT RID OF THESE.
THEY'RE PRETTY COOL.
THEY GOT RID OF THESE.
THEY'RE PRETTY COOL.
OH, RIGHT.
THEY'RE PRETTY COOL.
OH, RIGHT.
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
OH, RIGHT.
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING .]
[ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING .]
JANICE?! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING .]
JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! [ DIALING .]
JANICE?! [ DIALING .]
JANICE?! [ DIALING .]
JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! JANICE?! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
JANICE?! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
Darwin: OH, NO, GUYS, THE [ ALL SCREAMING .]
Darwin: OH, NO, GUYS, THE HOLE'S ALMOST CLOSED! Darwin: OH, NO, GUYS, THE HOLE'S ALMOST CLOSED! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE HAVE HOLE'S ALMOST CLOSED! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE HAVE TO GO! Gumball: MR.
SMALL, WE HAVE TO GO! NO, NO, NO, SHE HAS TO BE -- TO GO! NO, NO, NO, SHE HAS TO BE -- I SEE HER! NO, NO, NO, SHE HAS TO BE -- I SEE HER! Gumball: I'M GUESSING I SEE HER! Gumball: I'M GUESSING LIBRARIAN, FLOWER T-SHIRT.
Gumball: I'M GUESSING LIBRARIAN, FLOWER T-SHIRT.
Darwin: YEAH, AND THICK LIBRARIAN, FLOWER T-SHIRT.
Darwin: YEAH, AND THICK PRESCRIPTION GLASSES.
Darwin: YEAH, AND THICK PRESCRIPTION GLASSES.
Both: HUH?! PRESCRIPTION GLASSES.
Both: HUH?! HERE SHE IS, KIDS! Both: HUH?! HERE SHE IS, KIDS! MEET JANICE! HERE SHE IS, KIDS! MEET JANICE! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
MEET JANICE! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
Darwin: JANICE IS A VAN?! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
Darwin: JANICE IS A VAN?! Gumball: I CAN SEE WHY THE Darwin: JANICE IS A VAN?! Gumball: I CAN SEE WHY THE WORLD THOUGHT IT WAS A MISTAKE.
Gumball: I CAN SEE WHY THE WORLD THOUGHT IT WAS A MISTAKE.
SHE RUNS ON SUNFLOWER OIL AND WORLD THOUGHT IT WAS A MISTAKE.
SHE RUNS ON SUNFLOWER OIL AND GOOD VIBES, AND WE'VE GOT PLENTY SHE RUNS ON SUNFLOWER OIL AND GOOD VIBES, AND WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF BOTH, RIGHT? GOOD VIBES, AND WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF BOTH, RIGHT? OKAY, LET'S GO! OF BOTH, RIGHT? OKAY, LET'S GO! [ REVVING .]
OKAY, LET'S GO! [ REVVING .]
WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.
[ REVVING .]
WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.
I HAVEN'T EVEN TURNED THE KEY WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.
I HAVEN'T EVEN TURNED THE KEY YET.
I HAVEN'T EVEN TURNED THE KEY YET.
[ IMITATING ENGINE REVVING .]
YET.
[ IMITATING ENGINE REVVING .]
Gumball: RUN HIM OVER.
[ IMITATING ENGINE REVVING .]
Gumball: RUN HIM OVER.
[ BIRDS QUACKING .]
Gumball: RUN HIM OVER.
[ BIRDS QUACKING .]
OOH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
[ BIRDS QUACKING .]
OOH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
HE'S GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO.
OOH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
HE'S GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVVING .]
HE'S GONE THE WAY OF THE DODO.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVVING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVVING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ ALL SHOUT .]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING .]
[ WHIMPERING .]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERING .]
[ WHIMPERING .]
COME ON, COME ON! [ WHIMPERING .]
COME ON, COME ON! Gumball: LET ME TRY COME ON, COME ON! Gumball: LET ME TRY SOMETHING.
Gumball: LET ME TRY SOMETHING.
COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE SOMETHING.
COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE OF JUNK! COME ON, YOU GOSH-DARNED PIECE OF JUNK! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
OF JUNK! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Darwin: HEY, WAIT, I THOUGHT [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
Darwin: HEY, WAIT, I THOUGHT SHE RAN ON GOOD VIBES.
Darwin: HEY, WAIT, I THOUGHT SHE RAN ON GOOD VIBES.
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
SHE RAN ON GOOD VIBES.
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ ENGINE REVVING .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ REVVING CONTINUES .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ REVVING CONTINUES .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ REVVING CONTINUES .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ ZIP! .]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ ZIP! .]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
[ ZIP! .]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: OH, WATCH THE TRASH, [ BIRDS CHIRPING .]
Gumball: OH, WATCH THE TRASH, WATCH THE CAR, WATCH THE TRUCK! Gumball: OH, WATCH THE TRASH, WATCH THE CAR, WATCH THE TRUCK! TRASH, CAR, TRUCK, TRASH, CAR, WATCH THE CAR, WATCH THE TRUCK! TRASH, CAR, TRUCK, TRASH, CAR, TRUCK! TRASH, CAR, TRUCK, TRASH, CAR, TRUCK! PLEASE STOP THE VAN! TRUCK! PLEASE STOP THE VAN! I'M GONNA BE SICK.
PLEASE STOP THE VAN! I'M GONNA BE SICK.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
I'M GONNA BE SICK.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
All: YAY! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
All: YAY! Gumball: WE DID IT! All: YAY! Gumball: WE DID IT! IN YOUR FACE, WORLD! Gumball: WE DID IT! IN YOUR FACE, WORLD! Darwin: GUYS, WAIT! IN YOUR FACE, WORLD! Darwin: GUYS, WAIT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE'VE JUST Darwin: GUYS, WAIT! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE'VE JUST SEEN?! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE'VE JUST SEEN?! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! SEEN?! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! WE MUST TELL EVERYONE BEFORE THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING! WE MUST TELL EVERYONE BEFORE THE WORLD TRIES TO MAKE US WE MUST TELL EVERYONE BEFORE THE WORLD TRIES TO MAKE US FORGET.
THE WORLD TRIES TO MAKE US FORGET.
BUT HOW CAN WE FORGET FORGET.
BUT HOW CAN WE FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT? BUT HOW CAN WE FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT? [ AIR HISSING .]
SOMETHING LIKE THAT? [ AIR HISSING .]
Gumball: WHAT WERE WE TALKING [ AIR HISSING .]
Gumball: WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?