The L Word s03e06 Episode Script

Previously on the L Word This is my cell.
Call me anytime.
Five minutes come on.
I wanted to say that thing you're going through - This thing? - This change of life, it's really it's beautiful, and it's sexy and that's why I brought the guitare.
I'm not fish a fowl.
I want you to get dressed Max.
I want you to wear a tight trousers.
You look really hot.
I'm gonna throw down the keys can you let yourself in? Sure.
What don't we get outta here? I think Uta might be a vampire.
- The found a lump in my breastit's routine.
- lump? I'm having it removed.
Carmen this is Cherry Act like you have a girlfriend.
Jesus that Isn't it beautiful? ***it's a body uh no Bette it's definitly a body! Danica Pomer says Mapplethorpe is even in the process of therapy Professor Pomer of you She says may Mapplethorpe likes to think at the fotograph as an object.
Because it's an experience you can hold in your hand.
Yeah because you can hold that experience in your hand Are you hard? Are you ok? You're fuckin' that guy in the fotograph! I do it too You do? To whom? Professor Danica Pomer Did you fuck her? Have you fucked him yet? Fuck who? Who ever it is that you have these feelings for? No! I haven't slept with anyone.
Oh it just this e-morph face male figure *** entirely has solved the problem? That was a one time thing on***room I thought it was just curiosity, I thought it would go away.
But it didn't go away? No, it didn't.
So Daddyof2 was just uh a transitional object? Yeah, I guess So um Is there uh Is there a real man in the real word some where? No I don't I don't know Ok yeah! I think so Who is it? His name is Josh.
That is that the producer right? Right? Nothing's happened I mean for all I know is not even interested in me.
Oh Tina please of course he is interested in you.
if you're talking to him on the phone, you can't flirt like that unless someone is flirting back with you! I love you! you know how many men have said that? right after they did it, they*** you just did.
well, it's not on my business.
and then They say, they gonna go out for coffee and or put gaz in their car, and then They***look like shit! Well I am different.
You are not old enough to know that you are no different than in any other men.
I am 35 years old I am almost middle age, now that is certainly old enough to know that I love you.
That's a big word with*** A big Ok! If you don't feel the same way you don't feel the same way! OH Angus! No Kit! I know what you gonna say you gonna say oh let's take more time and that's fine I mean we've got all the time in the world but the one thing I know it's how i feel.
a nd I doubt you don't feel it too because you know I was there.
What do you mean you were there Angus? ok so we had a couple good rose in the barn.
a kinda 4 - actually - ok, ok 4.
fantastic orgasmes ok ok thank you very much S o what I'm just your boy-toy is that it? I mean we would would that be bad? Yeah that'd be bad! I'm definitly not that guy.
Hey Alice.
Hello Janice Oh my god! What happened to you? I don't know but uh I think that I may have just been released from my mortal***(coils?) Hey Janice Would you mind disposing of this obsolete thing? Trash or recycling? Trash, recycling I don't know Can you recycle from a car? I don't know Yeah Well, I don't give a fuck coz I am free at last Wouou! Oh here baby let me get it.
You know I don't need deodorant.
I mean I'm gonna be in the hospital right? I mean, what's the point? Nobody gotta guess, nobody likes to be around the smell of rat! - Dana! - No Lara it's true! I hope you know that.
I don't want those They *** up to much, I want the green ones.
Ok! Green ones! Anything else? Here we go! - Ok! - Thanks Come on, please, please, please*** - Ah morning! - Good morning! Is it one? Yes.
- Jenny could you ser - Oh my god! - Hi! - Hi! It's so nice to see you.
- It's nice to see you.
- What are you doing here? - Oh oh You didn't get my message? - No! I'm here to see you! Oh my god wow! um Oh thank you I'll seat down - Ok, great! - Thank you! and you should seat down I know it's a bit unusual for a publisher to jump on a plane and flight across the country to see a writer.
Well, I'm just grateful, that you've took the time to read it.
You know how my daughter's like Rebecca wouldn't stop until I read every word And I very grateful that I did.
How is Rebecca? Jenny Yes? Table 7 would like their check Billie it would be super fantastic if you could actually cover for me just for 5 minutes Here you go um and then this I'm so sorry! Sorry! Let me get right down to business.
Ok! We wanna publish you book next fall I wanna lend it up against some of the big hiters make the critics really take notice.
Are you serious? Yeah! And it was important to me that we have this chance to talk because I have to ask you something Jenny.
Sorry - It's allright.
.
- I can't believe it! How much of the novel it's true? I'm imagining there a lot of the things in this book actually happened to you.
um Yeah I mean it it cuts close to the bone.
Not since "Bastard out of Carolina" have had been so surely convinced.
The way you handle ***and the landscape in that poor girl's mind.
You were a cutter right? Rebecca would never say it but from what you wrote.
I was but I'm not now We're gonna send you on a book tour and I don't want you to be affraid to talk about that! I don't know why I talked about me because the book is fiction.
I understand that but unfortunaly Jenny, people aren't buying literature fiction the way they use to.
And today is*** survivors memoires have a much better chance to breaking out and reaching an audience.
Jenny ok cut it, print it, move in on Come on! Kit Kit! I'm sorry Billie I'd like you guys to meet Jane Martin, who is from Simon & Schuster, she flew here from New York to talk to me about my novel.
Hi Hey Hi, oh uh Billie I think you can handle it ok? Yeah We are not even that busy Ok? - We're slumbed - Go, that's ok that's ok Jesus! I'm sorry so not to be***but how much of the content will I have to change? Not that much, I'm giving you one of our most gifted editors Neve Surifian.
- Oh my god oh - Jenny You've written a wonderful book and I really wanna get it out there.
Here you go.
What is this? First half of your advance.
Take a look.
Would you excuse me just for one second just Of course.
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, Oh my god, I'm so happy May be we should take that trip to paris in the spring - that way - Lara please! Dana Farebanks? Yeah.
Dana follow me please.
Can she come with me? - Of course - ok.
Ok if you put this on somebody will be with you in a moment.
Thanks.
And we do like our patients to mark which breast it is.
Are you serious? We've never had a problem It's just for safety.
- OK? - Ok Are you in love with her? No.
Are you sure? Yeah! Please Carmen I don't wanna make this into a big deal.
You go all the way over somebody bitch ass and fuck it 'till the cum comes up - and you're asking me not make it into a big fuking deal??? - You were praticaly cumming - all over those to Jef Jam guys! - That was work - no you start - It fucking work and you know it! Are you jealous? No I'm not fucking jealous.
It just made me sad.
Oh! you were so fucking sad that you go off and you fuck Cherrie Jaffy Shane what kinda psychotic's response is that??? I guess I'm really fucked up in that way.
Are you hungry? Yeah I'm starving! You are? Yeah.
um We've got some pizza.
Do you want sausage ou fucking peperoni? - but Carmen.
!!! - What the fuck is it that you want uh? - that you just fucking me - Yeah Yeah you know what Sometimes it is In that case You should have no fucking problem with me going on fucking who ever I want.
Hey Tina.
I think explore at this Josh thing I mean you know you really need to know what this is about and frankly so do I.
This is so screwed up! Are you telling me to sleep with him? If that's what you wanna do.
I don't know what I want.
Well, you need to figure it out.
and you need to know that I can't promise that I still be here when you got your answers.
And that you do it, keep it with the good***ok? Ok.
Thanks.
Hi Dana.
Hi Dr Shapiro How are you feeling? Ok This is my partner Lara.
Hi Lara.
Hi.
When the anaesthetologist arrives I'm gonna ask you to leave, but don't worry we're gonna take good care of her.
I uh just want uh come in and make sure that you're clear about what we gonna do this morning.
we won't know everything of course untill we're inside but I also want to give you an opportunity to look at your conscent form you've allready signed but just in case you wanna see it again before we begin.
I'm fine with it.
Ok then.
Ok.
I'm gonna be right here as soon as you wake up.
Everything's gonna be fine.
promise? I promise.
Dylan and Dany are here.
Thanks Rosy you can tell Helena.
Ok.
- Hi Dylan good to see you.
- Hi you too.
- Hi Dany.
- Nice to see you again.
Would you like some coffee, some water? uh no thanks.
water be great.
Great have a seat.
Thank you.
Helena will be here any minute.
Allright.
So how's the editing going? uh it's going well, um I'm still need to do some more shooting now soyou know ***staff incredible I mean the girls really start to trust her so I mean - Hi! - it's only need a Helena Peabody.
Yeah we met! Did we? Oh right at the screening yeah right yeah Dylan! it's nice to see you again.
um Y ou are the cuttest boy I have ever seen! Are you doing hormones? No.
.
Not yet but I've been thinking about it.
You don't have to wait Max.
I can hook you up.
Yeah? You mean I don't have to wait for a doctor's prescription? Just ask Tom remember him you met at my party.
Anytime you want.
Just let me know.
Ok we're talking monogamy.
It is a noun.
And It is the condition or a practise of having a single mate during a periode of time.
I get it Carmen.
Wait a minute I just wanna make sure that you and I both know what we're talking about here.
um Oh listen to this, monogamy it's comon among birds.
That's great coz i live birds.
It's the practise of Having a single mate during a periode of time, those that mean anything to you? I'm willing to try.
Is that not enough I'm willing to try something that doesn't come naturally to me? That I don't understand but I'm willing to try? Right.
Birds Shane I'm talking about a god damn fucking bird asking you to be as civalized as a god damn fucking bird.
Don't! Really? - Really don't.
- Don't do it? No! I shouldn't do it, it's wrong, it's completly irresponsible Knock, knock Hi! Hey weirdos You're still trying to get her to quit smoking? uh You know Just a little about monogamy.
Oh! Yeah Yeah one of those.
You're fucking expert! Your bird begs for life.
eh do you know anything about bats? Bats? Bats, bats, bats no! To bad coz I got bitten.
What? Don't be jealous.
Oh my god! Ok but don't laugh coz I could be on of the undead in like 2 days.
Al! And do my eyes look a little Black? I'm serious! No come on Al you got embraced.
I sure did.
No it's called the vampire's embrace, they're just like This lesbian vampire goth codes so what they do, is they pick a victim they like take 'em home seduce them, fuck 'em blind You don't even now And then they bit your neck.
It was the best sex I ever had in my all life.
I cam like 9000 times.
Did you hear that Shane? What? Like 9000 orgasmes.
It's fantastic Alice! And then I throw Dana out when I get home Throw Dana out? The pointer sale *** She's gone! - Congratulations! - Thank you.
so um I'm gonna go to Sleater-Kinney tonight with Uta, you guys are coming? I don't know! Are we? Only if you manage to clean up your act by then Yeah Shane you really should quit smoking It's gross Look as much as we wanna be in business with you, Dylan is not prepare to give up her final cut, this is her baby right? - I'm sorry but it's impossible that we're g - It's fine! We wouldn't dream of taking away Dylan's final cut of her own movie.
Helena! It's fine with me Tina.
That's great.
Carmen? Yeah! I made a mistake and and I can't say that It won't happen again.
About to be a fucking up liar.
But I wanna try.
You're the first person I wanna make that I wanna make that promise to.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! I think the paper work should probably take about a week Ok! - That's what I'm thinking - Oh my jacket Sorry! um I'll catch you up! Ok.
I I need to talk to you.
Ok.
I don't understand you're acting like like we don't even know each other.
We don't know each other Helena Really? I I got cut up in the work and and what we were talking about I get really open and vulnerable when I'm talking about my work but nothing like that has never happened to me before.
Nothing like has never happened to before either You're gay Nothing that intense! Look I'm I'm straight Helena.
and I'm with Dany and you know may be that makes you not wanna support me in my project no it it it doesn't affect my decision.
You're sure? because It's never gonna happen again.
If that's what you want Ok Dr.
Shapiro How is she? She is in recovery Is everything ok? I'm affraid I can't share that information with you.
What What are you talking about? Why not? Because technicaly you're not Dana's family.
I'm her partner.
She She told you that! Unfortunaly, I'm only legaly alowed to release medical information to family.
Do you know how to reach Dana's parents? Sure Yeah Yeah No we can we'll have dinner and I just*** from there! Yeah Well, yeah I mean do what do you like to do? Do you wanna drive you want me to drive? What do you like? You like to drive of course Hey Uta can you one second ok? Hold on.
Uta? Can you Can I Can you hold on I'll call you right back ok! He Hello? Lara? What What's going on? Alice, Dana is is sick! She didn't She didn't tell you guys the all truth.
I mean we knew that she was coming and to have a mastectomy but Mrs Farebanks Did did Alice call you guys I I ask her to call you I didn't I didn't know how to get in touch with you.
Dr Shapira these are Dana's parents, this is Dr Shapiro Dana's Surgeon.
So So what happened? What's she doing here? If you just follow me I can take you in to see her.
You can go home now we'll take over from here thanks.
Mom, Dad Hello sweetheart.
Oh Darling, Baby girl.
How long have guys been here? Just a little while we came as soon as they called.
Where is Lara? She went home.
She did? What did she go home? Dana We are your family honey Please.
What's going on? Dana, it's was much more progressed that we anticipated.
The cancer has metastasized (as lump notes?)*** We had to remove a great***of muscles and tissue.
Hi Uta um it's Alice, I um Something's just happened and I'm gonna have to cancel tonight but um I I just I can't really talk about it right now but um I'm really sorry! Ok! I'll talk to you later.
I thought you put me in charge? Um Sorry Tina What's the problem? You told me you would follow my lead and let me run the company.
I can't have you under my knee in a meeting like that.
Sorry it It won't happen again.
Ok! Thanks! Tina Can I ask you a question? Sure! Have you ever fall in love with a straight women? Oh god! Helena you're asking the wrong person.
I was straight untill I met Bette.
But then Talk to me as a straight woman.
What went through your mind when you first had those feelings? It was terrifying um, the falling in love part feels good.
But there is so much to *** around Why it isn't love just Love? No it isn't It's it's not the life that most straight women want.
Most of us Most straight women has been so much time preparing for the husband, the kids, the house It's too much to endure! I just don't understand you know how can someone be so there and then Helena! Can I give you some advise? Please Just let it go it almost never turns out like you want it to.
Oh I'm sorry.
um Can I can I talk to you? - Of course! - um I sould go if I'm gonna make that screening I really should Yeah! What? I I I'm so glad you're here.
Irwin Sharon Hi! Alice What are you doing here? We We'd really like to know what's going on with Dana No one's telling us and They removed her breast and found it's allready spread Oh my god! You should both go home now rather, it's nothing either of you can do right here.
Well I'm sure I'm sure Dana would want La Lara to be in there.
Alice! Dana is very sick and she she needs to rest! Listen I can't even begin to imagine what you're going through right now but Lara is Dana's partner.
We really need to respect that She loves your daughter very much Dana needs her right now, I'm sorry! Hey! - Hey you! - Where did you go? I'm right here baby! Alice is here too.
She is? Where is she? I'm right here.
Come here.
Do you need any help? No I've got it thanks.
So did anything happen today? I had this running with Helena, and you'd be proud of me, I stood right up to her.
I wasn't really talking about that.
Bette don't go there Josh is this producer I work with on a project, I talk to him once a week and when I do I talk to him about business.
Well, I just thought may be it's hormonal this thing that you're going through.
I only dated men before I met you.
So what was I so kind of 8 and half year aberration? Hello! Hi.
Hey can you give me a hand with this? Thanks.
- Hey Kit - Hey! What are you Oh my fucking god you've got to be kidding me! Ok Where is Angelica? Napping! Ok this is just unbelievable, I don't I don't I can't ever believe that I'm going to have to say this but of all the men in Los Angeles, cute little bunny ass or not you have to go after the one guy in our daughter's life? She sounds to sleep.
Look She didn't go after me I went after her I've been fucking relentless I never felt this hard for a woman in my entire life.
Woaw! Allright, well what about when you break up? - We're not gonna break up.
- No? Angus you don't know about that We're We're just You just what? Dating And making up like a couple of teenagers! Which I think it's great it's great***you just Baby sit! ok? Congratulations! Oh great OK Hug, Hug, that's fantastic but you know what we need some rules.
Rules? Yeah rules like no sex in front of the baby? Of course not! Kit? Yeah no sex in front of the baby No sex in our bed! Arg! Would you go change the sheets please?!? - Hello! - Hello! Congratulations! I'm so proud of you! ***fucking own money Oh my god! Oh, oh fuck I'm sorry fuck and we're celebrating so please get drinks Ok yes um a beer honey? yes! Moira that's gotta be great for you to have a girlfriend with some money right? - Yeah! - Yeah? I'm really proud of her um I will make my own money soon so Of course! Of course you will! Shut up everybody! I've got some sweet for you tonight! All the way from Portland Origon, where they play video poker, but you don't have to feel bad about it because all the money goes to the school system these sisters are*** I want you to give in up for Sleater-Kinney!!! Hey Max can I join to talk to me.
So what's on your mind? I wanted to see I can***offer to talk to Tom! Do you think it'd be cool, if I called him? Yeah sure Max call him anytime.
is his number You want to know how to do it don't ya? You want the details.
Yeah! You want to know how Max can fully become Max! Thanks! Wow! That's a good start Max! Have you seen Moira? No.
- No! - No! I'll be back I'm gonna look for her.
Jenny um We were just uh This is the kind of relationship that you want? because if it is I don't Jenny Max is Shut up! Look! It's just He made me feel like a real guy.
You know? It wasn't just like some girl with this thing in her pants.
Ok Ok! It's ok! Don't hide! Ok! Let's go! Alice where the fuck are you Sleater-Kinney is amazing! What? Listen Where are you what? There she is! Alice! - Hi guys! - Hey! Honey, you must be so exhausted.
She's really sick! What happened I thought it was a benine lump? She didn't tell us the truth.
And um it's a lot worst than I thought.
The cancer is spread.
Oh fuck, fuck! Do you guys wanna see her? - Yeah! - Ok Hi! Hey Dana! Hi What are you doing in here baby girl? Dana? Sweety? We love you! Do you know that? Do you know we love you? Yeah!