The Sarah Jane Adventures s03e06 Episode Script

where Sarah Jane Smith lives.
And it's home to things way beyond your imagination.
There's an extra-terrestrial super computer in the wall a genetically engineered boy genius in the attic.
a schoolgirl investigator across the road and a whole universe of adventure right here on the doorstep Ready? Always.
His name is Peter Dalton, we're getting married.
There's something so weird about all of this.
Stop this wedding now! Get away from him! You're mine, Sarah Jane Smith, forever.
Sarah! Doctor! Sarah! Sarah! No! Mum! Dad! Hold on! Everyone, hold on! Luke Smith! Doctor? That's me.
Good to meet you in the flesh! What happened? Mum and the Trickster? Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, listen, everything will be OK.
I can find Sarah, I can bring her back.
I promise.
But I need you to be strong for me, just like you were before.
I know you can do it! Who are you? Hello, Clyde! And that will be Rani! What? How d'you know my name? Wait a moment.
You must be it's you, isn't it? That's me.
The Doctor! That's him.
I hope you're as good as Sarah Jane says you are.
Well, you know journalists, always exaggerating.
but, yeah, I'm pretty amazing on a good day.
Master! Query.
Where is Mistress Sarah Jane? K9! Did you miss me! Did you miss me, eh? Repeat.
Whereabouts of Sarah Jane? Where is she? Where are we? There's been a dimensional shift.
Time's moved onbut us and this entire building have been left behind.
There's nothing out there.
I said, all along, I knew there was something wrong about all of this! And what exactly is going on? I'll explain later.
Where's Sarah Jane? THEY ALL TALK AT ONCE Sh! Here's the answer to all your questions.
Yes, that was the Trickster.
Yes, we're trapped.
Yes, I'm the only one who can get us out of the trap.
Yes, I'm gonna bring Sarah Jane and your mum and dad and all the others back safe.
But I can't do any of it without you.
Youyou need us? Just like Sarah Jane needs you.
My mum and dad, where are they? Just go along with him, Rani, I saw him save the world.
You helped me save the world, Lukey boy.
Right, come on, we can use the Tardis.
I assume everybody knows what the Tardis is, unless you've really not been paying attention.
And! Allons-y! Oh, no, no, no, no! It was there! It was right there! Wait, wait, wait.
BURBLING AND THRUMMING That noise.
I've heard it before! That was me, trying to break through.
Got knocked back by the Trickster.
'Temporal schism is preventing Tardis materialisation.
' Wait a minute.
That's the Tardis? It's just a wooden box! Come on.
You can do it.
More power! Come on! OK, got no Tardis.
It can't materialise here until time moves forward.
What, so we're trapped here, wherever this is? No! Because what have I got? I've got K9.
'Affirmative.
' And I've got you three.
And any friend of Sarah Jane Smith is a friend of mine.
But where is this? What's happened to the rest of the world? 'Our present location nowhere.
No-when.
' No-when? Look at the clocks.
Time's stopped! What? You're joking.
No.
Time hasn't stopped.
This second's on a loop.
three o'clock.
And we're caught inside it.
In this one second.
But again, where is Sarah Jane? I think she's right here.
What happened? Don't worry, Sarah Jane.
Peter, what's going on? Where is everybody? Everything's going to be fine.
We're about to be married.
This is our perfect day.
Another man.
The Doctor? Sarah Jane, please listen to me.
All you have to say is "I do".
And then we'll be together.
I'm so confused.
What's happened, where are we? You don't understand.
just say you'll marry me, say "I do".
Of course we're getting married.
Another man.
Always.
The Doctor.
Where's the Doctor? Doctor! No! No! So we've been kept behind in this second? 'Affirmative Mistress Rani.
' But the rest of the world, Mum and Dad and everyone, they've moved on from here, forwards in time.
Why has the Trickster trapped us here? Oh, come on, Rani, you know the answer to that.
We're Sarah Jane's friends, all of us.
Her best friends.
Yeah, which means? Hostages.
He can use us to get at her.
We've met the Trickster before but we've never found out who he is.
The Trickster is a creature from beyond the universe.
Forever trying to break in to our reality, manifest himself.
He's one of the Pantheon of Discord.
That's a good name for a band.
Yeah, actually, not bad.
He's an eternal exile, who exists to wreak havoc.
But we can fight him, the five of us.
And we can win! Oh, ha, that's it, a time trace! Just a hint of Sarah Jane, ooh, she's close.
The moment you put that ring on my finger I was your puppet! It isn't like that.
It was in case something went wrong.
The Angel said that people would try and stop us being happy.
Listen, I'll explain.
The Angel? Of course.
I saw him.
The Trickster! Sarah Jane! Doctor! Where are you? What was that? Felt like someone just walked over my grave.
Oh, oh, oh, she's here, she's here! Sarah! Sarah Jane, she doesn't like being called Sarah.
She does by me.
K9? 'Scanning Master!' Doctor! Doctor! Mum! That was her! K9, isolate the time trace! 'Affirmative, Master.
' K9? 'Temporal schism divided in two, Master.
' Yes, of course.
We're trapped here in 3:23:23.
and Sarah Jane's trapped too, Just in another second.
Hold on.
You said you'd explain later.
Well, it's later.
Please explain! The Trickster doesn't want us helping Sarah.
So he's separated us, trapped us in two different seconds.
Sarah Jane.
I want to tell you about the Angel.
Doctor! A time trap.
Doctor! Ooh, ooh, she's upstairs! Come on! Luke, K9, watch for the Tardis, you see it coming back, shout the place down! 'Orders accepted, Master.
' You two, with me! Spit-spot! It's not possible.
We can't run away, Sarah Jane.
The one time I fall in love, the one time everything goes right, and it's a trap.
I thought I loved you, but you aren't even real! You do love me! I'm here, flesh and blood.
Oh, yes? And I was worried about my secrets.
Well, it turned out you were hiding something pretty big, weren't you? I only kept one secret.
I knew you wouldn't believe me, you'd think I was mad.
That's why I never told you about the Angel.
The Angel! That's what you call him, but heit it's a creature, an alien being! Please, listen, I'll tell you everything.
Please! A few months ago.
I was working from home.
Had a stupid accident.
fell down the stairs.
I thought I was going to die.
then he appeared.
Peter.
I can give you life.
And the true love you've always longed for.
All you have to do is give me your agreement.
Do I have your agreement? Yes! Then you are real.
Oh, Peter.
He tricked you.
No! He found you for me.
He wanted us to be happy.
Then why the ring? Why hypnotise me? He said he would protect you.
You accepted my proposal before the ring went on, you said you loved me before the ring went on.
Didn't you love me? Didn't you mean it? Oh, Peter.
How did we end up here again? It's a spatial loop mixed up with a temporal loop.
How did you work that one out? We've been doing this for a while now, I have taken notes! Come on, come on, Sarah, let me find you.
And now for the things I never told you.
I've fought him before.
I fight creatures like him.
That is my life.
He's used my past, my parents, against me and now he's using you.
He saved me, he brought us together! I'll show you what he is.
Trickster! Trickster! Sarah Jane Smith.
Why have you done this? What do you want? I want you to be happy.
Hang on, though.
This is mad! The Trickster, he's this all-powerful immortal, he wants to cause chaos throughout the stars and he wants Sarah Jane to get married! What does he get out of that? You want us to get married? And then what? You will forget all that has happened here, as though it has never been.
And then here is the life you will lead.
Mr and Mrs Dalton! CHEERING All done? I've finally got all the junk cleared out.
Right, decorator's due on Monday.
Turn this into a proper little office.
I will bring you happiness.
But what's the price? There's got to be a catch.
With you there always is! Sarah Jane .
.
all you have to say is I do.
And if you don't, you will remain here.
Forever.
Then so be it.
So will Peter.
And so will your son and your friends.
You'll condemn them to remain here.
This place is nowhere.
And it's forever.
Now do you see! Now do you see what he is! It doesn't matter! You can save them, Luke and the others! She's here! If I can narrow the link ratio.
Doctor! Ah, you look better in black.
Or is white the new black? At last.
Doctor! I could feel this moment reverberating back through the ages.
The meeting of the Pantheon of Discord and the last of the Time Lords.
I've known the legends of the Pantheon, since I was a little boy.
I've fought your shadows and your changelings, I never thought we'd meet.
And I know the legends of the Doctor.
The man of ice and fire, who walked among gods, who once held the key to time in his hands.
Now he is surrounded by children.
They're my friends.
Which reminds me, you're looking a bit lonely for a pantheon.
I embody multitudes.
And who are you? The man who has lost everybody, to talk to me of loneliness? When the Gate is waiting for you? What do you mean? Sarah Jane Smith is my prize.
Even you, Doctor, didn't realise how wonderful she is.
What do you want with her? What I always want, from any of those I visit.
Her agreement.
Goodbye, Doctor.
Her agreement.
The power of words.
She says "I do".
and yes, that's it! That's what? She promises to love and honour her husband, the wedding ring goes on and then she's agreed to it, and she's under the Trickster's power! Marital bliss, but she forgets all about this.
She starts living a new life.
Forgetting about her old life.
Protecting the Earth.
And the planet's wide open.
so aliens can just barge in! Without Sarah, without you lot saving the world from your attic in Ealing, there'll be chaos and destruction, meat and drink to the Trickster! As if she's gonna say yes.
But she will, won't she? Because we're here.
Tardis, beautiful, yes! It's homing in on me! Emergency program, protecting the pilot! Of course! Partial materialisation.
What's happening? Look! That's pure artron energy.
Tardis power! Equal and opposite to the Trickster's power, that's how we can fight him! Run! Doctor! Come on, all of you, get in! Come on now! It's just us then.
You all right? Yeah, I think.
He'll come back for us, won't he? What if he can't? He will.
I'll wait here for him, you check with K9.
The Doctor said the power of the Tardis could fight the Trickster.
Something energy.
'Artron energy.
'residue of Tardis engines.
'Known to be highly inimical to certain time-sensitive life forms.
' There is no Tardis! Whoa.
What's that? 'Artron energy, Mistress Rani.
' And I got a shot of it.
Then we can fight him? No.
I can fight him.
We'll forget all this madness.
You saw, we'll be married, we'll be together, Luke and the others, we can all go home.
Oh, it would be so easy.
But that's how he works, that's his deadliest weapon, temptation.
I'm not making that mistake again.
But you'd never know.
Peter, he wants me to stop me defending Earth.
I can get close to the Trickster with this.
Clyde, you can't! You don't know what you're doing! When has that ever stopped us? It's what Sarah Jane would do, it's what the Doctor taught her.
I've got no choice! Please don't do this! Trickster! Clyde Langer! Why do you call me? I wish to serve you.
I wish to join the Pantheon! Clyde, no! You are of no importance.
I know something.
A secret.
Something that can help you.
You know nothing.
You have the mind of a chittering insect.
Be gone! Gotcha! Argh! Please.
METALLIC THRUMMING Sarah! Doctor? Gotta be quick.
The Tardis can't stabilise.
Clyde's keeping the Trickster busy, oh, those three are just brilliant.
Doctor, what can I do? If I say no we're trapped here forever, if I say yes, I condemn the world to the Trickster! Either way I lose, there's no way out! It all rests with you Sarah.
Your greatest challenge, the hardest thing you'll ever face in your life.
What is it, tell me what I've got to do! You've fought the Trickster before, you know how he operates.
How he can be defeated.
Oh, no.
No.
I know you're a good man, Peter.
I'm so sorry.
Clyde! I can't hold it! Doctor! Clyde, no! Peter.
I do love you.
But the Doctor's right, there is another way out.
Do not listen to her lies.
Your accident, he can only talk to people who are about to die.
He comes to them in that final moment, he gives them back their life.
What do you mean? Clyde and Rani said your house was empty, why did you never let me see your house? You died in that accident, Peter.
But he needed you, so he kept you half alive, and if we got married? The bargain would be complete! He would bring you back to life.
Your love brought me back to life.
How can that be wrong, to save a life? Look at this, this is what he'll do to millions of people! Unless unless you break your deal with him! But I'll lose you.
I'll die! I don't want you to be alone.
I love you but I can't love you.
You said you'd do anything to save me, if you love me, you know what you have to do.
No! You got one thing exactly right.
Sarah Jane and I, we were made for each other.
we're the perfect match.
And I know what she would do.
I chose you because you didn't have the strength.
You really don't know my Sarah Jane, do you? She gave me the strength! And I withdraw my agreement! No! So here I go.
I wish I'd always known you.
I love you, Peter.
And I love youSarah Jane Dalton.
Mum! Luke! Doctor.
Oh, Doctor.
My Sarah Jane.
You did it, the trap's broken, time's moving forward again, We're going home Hold on! We're all going home.
If any person can show just cause or impediment why they may not be joined together let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
Where's he gone? Sarah's bloke.
Where's he gone? He was just there.
Where's The Doctor gone? That all really happened, didn't it? Yeah.
'Affirmative.
' Mum? I'm sorry, everybody.
I'm afraid the wedding is.
cancelled.
Mr Smith, I need you.
'Welcome back, Sarah Jane.
' Mum, are you all right? I'm going to be fine, I've got you, haven't I? I can't believe the Doctor ran off like that.
Sudden disappearing acts.
That's him all over.
'Sarah Jane, escalation of temporal flux.
' 'Temporal flux escalating.
' Doctor! What do you take me for, Sarah? Just thought I'd go the quick way.
Oooh, I like it in here.
Can we have a look? What, in the Tardis? My Tardis? Course you can, yeah.
Oh, wow.
It really is, isn't it? It's bigger on the inside.
It's beautiful.
Transcendental dimensions! Wow, what does this do? Hey, don't touch.
You came all that way.
For me.
You're so important.
Not just to me.
The Trickster wanted to end your story.
But it goes on.
The things you've done, Sarah, they're pretty impressive, but, oh, the things you're going to do The future.
How about we could go for a ride? Or back! To the dinosaurs, yeah? Another planet? No way! For one thing, you were grounded by the Judoon.
And your parents would never forgive me.
Go on! Is this the last time I'm ever going to see you? I don't know, I hope not.
Goodbye, Doctor, until the next time.
Don't forget me, Sarah Jane.
No-one's ever going to forget you.
You were right.
He is amazing! And so are we.
Ashen Hill Manor is reputedly one of the most haunted locations in the UK.
Ghosts do not exist.
The EMF readings throughout the house are spiking, something is happening.
SHE SCREAMS Where did she go? Look! We have to get out of here.
Get thee to the nether world.