Trolls: The Beat Goes On! (2018) s03e06 Episode Script

1 Put your hair up in the air - Live it up - Hey! Every day you wake up singing - Turn it up - Whoo! The party's just beginning All together, you and me Hair in the air, we're a family We got everything we need Hair in the air Because we're proud to be Celebrating who we are Yeah, we made it through the dark Harmony is everywhere Put your hair up in the air Put your hair up in the air [Guy.]
Recently, an exciting new craze has arrived in Troll Village.
You're pretty! Trolls will just be going about their normal day What a normal day! when, suddenly Party! they will find themselves in the middle of a Nova Swift Pop-Up Party! No one but Nova knows when or where they will happen.
Party! But if you're at the right place at the right time Party! it's the experience of a lifetime! I can die now! - [Trolls gasp.]
- [bell tolls.]
- [cheering.]
- [dance music.]
Not that I would know.
I've never been to one! Yeah, us neither, man, and it's giving us a serious case of FOMO OPUP.
- Huh - Meep? Fear of Missing Out on Pop-Up Parties.
Oh! I was gonna say Funky Olive Muffins Outshine Opera Pull-Up Pants, but yours makes actual sense.
[laughs.]
- [Trolls groan.]
- Um Guys, can we focus? We came out here for Stargazing Club, remember? I mean, I would love to go to a Pop-Up Party, too.
But you have so much FOMO-OPUP, you're actually MOOTBS.
Missing Out on This Beautiful Sky.
[Trolls.]
Ah! Ah, yes.
The wonders of nature never fail to ease my anxious heart.
[panting.]
Quick! There's a Pop-Up Party happening right now! - [yells.]
- Never mind! Nature's lame! [screaming.]
OK.
But if something really cool happens here and you miss it don't come crying to me! - [dance music.]
- [Guy.]
I can hear the party! Go! It's just up ahead! [crowd cheering.]
[gasps.]
- [music stops.]
- Another Pop-Up Party in the books! That's a wrap, my little nuggets! [together.]
No! [cheering.]
I never knew a party could be like that.
It changed me, man.
I know.
I'm gonna go tell my dad I love him.
[Guy.]
Nova! Please, please, please! We're dying to attend a Pop-Up Party! Dying? That's awfully dramatic.
Go on.
Can't you just tell us when the next one will be? Tell you? [laughs.]
No, my nuggets.
The point is to be spontaneous.
Telling would rob it of its vil de chelante , which means "vitality" in the language I invented.
[together.]
Please, please, please! Ooh! Grade-A grovel! But you've got to let life happen when it happens, nuggets.
After all, a watched party never pops.
Now, farewell! Or, as only I say, ro ma puati ! [Trolls groan.]
There, there, guys.
I'm sure we'll experience a Pop-Up Party someday.
And even if we don't, it wouldn't be the end of the world.
Wrong, Biggie.
You're so, so wrong.
Branch? You were here for the party? Yes.
And it was transcendent.
I was on my way to meet you guys for Stargazing Club, when - [dance music.]
- [cheering.]
[Branch gasps.]
[gasps.]
[laughs.]
You have to attend one.
They're so beautiful.
[sobs.]
Sorry, I got to go rethink my life.
I I love you guys! [sobs.]
He's right.
We have to attend the next Pop-Up Party, no matter what! But how? You heard Nova.
"A watched party never pops.
" Yes, but what about a party that doesn't know it's being watched? [Guy.]
This is our mark, Nova Swift.
Female, medium height, blonde.
- Our - Dramatic, brilliant, chic! - Our - The Troll every Troll wants to be! Our mission: To collect enough covert information to discover the time and location of her next Pop-Up Party.
Hear that, Mr.
Dinkles? - We're going to be spies! - Meep.
[gasps.]
You'd rather be an assassin? That got dark in a hurry.
First up, Cooper, you put a tail on Nova.
[Nova.]
Hm.
[Guy.]
And just so we're absolutely clear, I don't mean a literal tail.
Hm? Whoopsie! [laughs.]
I made a mistake! I mean follow her inconspicuously.
Hm? Huh? Huh? My name is Classy McFancington, and I'm inconspicuous! Hm.
[Guy.]
Biggie, you'll be our eyes.
[camera whirs and clicks.]
[chuckles.]
[camera clicks.]
Oh! Butterfly! Wait.
Biggie, don't lose sight of what's important.
Tiny hats! - [camera clicks.]
- [Nova.]
Hm.
- DJ, Satin, Chenille.
- Huh? We need ears on Nova, which means planting a bug on her.
- This bug.
- [bug buzzing.]
- [Satin.]
Nova! - [Chenille.]
Nova Swift! - Nova! - Nova Swift! - We adore you! - I'm freaking out! [sobbing.]
[chuckles.]
Nuggets.
[buzzing.]
[radio crackles.]
[Nova.]
My next party is going to be the biggest, most mind-blowing yet.
Great job, team! Now we just have to hope Nova spills the beans.
Listen! I think Nova's talking about the party with Sky Toronto.
But I need your party supplies.
Can you meet me at the village ice cream stand tomorrow? If no, cough once.
If yes, cough 24 times.
[coughs.]
[coughing.]
[Trolls.]
Ooh! The ice cream stand! Now we just need to know the time.
[Nova.]
And the party time will be [radio crackles.]
[Trolls groan.]
The bug, it went dead.
Or it fell asleep.
Seriously, they're so unreliable.
- [snores.]
- What do we do now, Guy? Well, we don't know exactly when the party's going to pop, but we do know where.
[indistinct chatter.]
It's time for a stakeout.
Ooh! This is sweet! [together.]
Hm.
- [snoring.]
- [groaning.]
Oh, this is torture! We've just been waiting around for hours.
What kind of stakeout is this, man? The only kind! That's what a stakeout is! Oh.
Then I hate stakeouts! - Yeah, Guy.
- It's the pits, man! - Guys, I'm worried about Cooper.
- [Cooper giggling.]
I think he's gone a little stir crazy.
Bored.
So, so bored.
I've got to be silly.
I've got to be silly now! - [cymbals crash.]
- Shh! Please, guys! Just hold it together for a bit longer, until we see [gasps.]
Nova! [Caterbus hisses.]
[Nova.]
Unload.
We pop in 30 seconds.
Bingo.
Team, our FOMO-OPUP just became a thing of the past.
- [Cooper yelling.]
- [gasps.]
Whoa! - C-Cooper, settle down! - [Biggie.]
Shh! Shh! [cackles.]
Got to be silly! Got to be silly! Got to [gasps.]
[together.]
Shh! Whoopee cushion! - [cackles.]
- [Guy.]
Cooper, no! - [gasps.]
- [together.]
Cooper, no! [Cooper cackling.]
We're being followed.
Scrap the party.
We're blown.
[Troll whistles.]
[Guy.]
No, no, no! Please, don't go! Don't go! [laughs.]
Nice try, nuggets! [groans.]
We were so close! [coughs.]
Well, maybe it's for the best.
This day has been exhausting.
Yeah.
Plus, Stargazing Club is meeting tonight.
- Well - [radio crackles.]
- [Nova.]
Couldn't pop the party there.
- The bug woke up! They were onto us.
- Head to the backup party location! - [gasps.]
Backup location? The Caterbus is headed to an alternate Pop-Up Party venue! If we follow them [autotuned.]
we can still find the party! Here you go.
- [engine starts.]
- Hey! [van playing jingle.]
[yells.]
Must go to Pop-Up Party! [jingle continues.]
[Trolls yelling.]
[engine revving.]
- [yells.]
- Uh-oh! - Problem on our six! - Huh? [Trolls.]
Ice cream! Ice cream! No Troll can resist the ice cream song.
[jingle continues.]
Ice cream! Ice cream! I want two scoops of chocolate! Coming right up.
[screaming.]
[screams.]
[cackles.]
Nothing in our way now! - Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! - [yells.]
[screaming.]
[yelling.]
[jingle warps and fades out.]
Everyone OK? [others groan.]
Hey, look.
We're back at the Stargazing Club.
Here comes Trolley's Comet.
[together.]
Yay! It only appears once every few seconds.
[together.]
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Huh.
While we were stressing out about the Pop-Up Party, they were here, actually enjoying themselves.
Makes you think, doesn't it? [Nova on radio.]
Ten minutes from alternate location.
Be ready to pop.
Well, you heard her, team.
There's still time! So, back in the ice cream bug.
We'll spend all night exhausting ourselves, blindly chasing Nova if we have to! [groaning.]
Or we could just have fun where we are and stargaze with our friends.
[cheering.]
[together.]
Ooh! Ah! This mean your FOMO days are over? Yep.
From now on I'm gonna FLITM.
Fully Live in the Moment.
Besides, Pop-Up Parties are probably best when you least expect them.
- [radio crackles.]
- [Nova.]
This is it.
Closing in on alternative location.
Wait, what? The Stargazing Club! [engine roars.]
- [dance music.]
- Let's get this party popping, nuggets! [crowd cheers.]
- All right! - Yeah! Meep-meep! [cackles.]
[laughs.]
FLITM, guys! FLITM! [Poppy.]
Things have been crazy ever since we found out Archer Pastry is a scout for the Party Crashers.
- [Trolls gasp.]
- [Archer cackles and whistles.]
See, the Party Crashers don't party well with others.
[Troll yells.]
So, to keep Archer from leading them to us, we're trying to get him on our side by spending time with him in shifts.
Poppy, Biggie, Smidge.
Creek? I believe he's still away on his yoga pilgrimage.
Still? But he's missed every one of his shifts in the Archer-bonding rotation.
I'm sick of making up for his phony, new-age flakiness.
[groans.]
Tell me about it! He asked me to dog sit his "spirit animal.
" See? [yapping.]
I am so sorry! [yapping.]
Guys, focus! If we're gonna get Archer on our side, something big has to happen, like the way we bonded when we saved everyone from the Bergens.
What? Poppy, we almost died! I know.
[sniffs.]
Memories.
Guys, we've got to keep trying.
It's only a matter of time before Archer's [together.]
Escaped! [bell rings.]
[alarm wails.]
- He couldn't have gotten far! - That's right.
Which means it's time for a manhunt.
[together.]
Yeah! Quick question, though.
What's a manhunt? Oh, boy.
[chuckles.]
- Huh? - [Biggie.]
Ready or not, here we come! Guys, quiet! You don't shout that in a manhunt! [together.]
Oh, OK.
Olly olly oxen free! Let's split up and cover more ground.
- [Poppy.]
Archer! - Huh? [Poppy grunts.]
Sorry, but you escaping would make it really tough for us to bond.
When you put it like that, I-I guess I can only say baby bird! - No! - [laughs.]
- Here you go.
- [bird coos.]
Aw! Get back here! Archer, wait! Don't go in those tunnels! They're dangerous! Pfft! You think I'm gonna fall for that? [laughs and screams.]
Archer! [yells.]
No worries, Archer.
I got you.
[grunts.]
[screaming.]
[grunting.]
[screaming.]
[both grunt.]
It's OK, I got this.
Now, let's not panic.
Yes, we're in danger, but if we stick together we'll find a way out of here.
Oh, good, good.
Just one small thing, though.
I'm trying to escape! [Archer laughs.]
[sighs.]
- Ten, nine, eight - [roar in distance.]
- seven, six, five - [Archer screaming.]
- four, three, two, one.
- [monkeys chattering.]
- [groans.]
- Well, hey, there, Archer.
Back so soon? Terrible things in the darkness! Let me help you.
Well, like I said, if we stick together, we'll find a way out of here.
There is but one road out of the Fearsome Forest.
A long, dangerous path that leads to certain death.
Don't you mean [echoes.]
"Certain death, death, death"? That's the way Cloud Guy said it.
Oh! The way you said it gave me chills.
Certain death [echoes.]
death, death, death death.
I'll work on it.
Hope you don't die! He was nice.
- What's wrong? - "What's wrong?" Gee, I don't know.
Maybe it's that we're facing certain death! You mean, "Certain death [echoes.]
death, death!" Pfft! Whatever! I've faced certain death plenty of times.
One time, we Trolls got caught by the Bergens, and Branch and I [gasps.]
What? What? What's behind me? No, no.
I just realized, this is it! This is the big thing that's finally gonna get us to be friends! Whoa! Let me make one thing clear.
We are never gonna be friends.
Yeah, I know.
We're future friends! Shall we get to bonding, pal-to-be? - [groans.]
- Suit yourself.
- [growling.]
- [Archer gasps.]
[Archer yells.]
Once you're friends with the Trolls, we're gonna do so much fun stuff.
Celebrate your hairmitzvah - [party horns honk.]
- [cheering.]
[Trolls gasp.]
[cheering.]
and Hairloween [together.]
Yeah! Taco Tuesday.
Ooh! And we'll have glitter fights! [Archer groans.]
You are delusional! Oh, you, always razzing me! Got to say, I'm really enjoying this banter.
Classic Poppy and Archer.
[groans.]
- Well, looky here.
- Huh? [Archer screams.]
Aw! Our first hug time! [Archer.]
Ew! After you, future friend.
Not happening.
[screams.]
Whoa! Whoa! [retches.]
Whoa! [groans.]
Hm? Hey, there, friend, let me greet you It is so nice to meet you I got a funny feeling You and me will go far If you just believe in me and you You'll see that we got The bestest ever chemistry We're gonna be best friends No matter what happens We're gonna be hanging every day No matter what you say Best friends until the very end We're gonna be sharing All of our secrets 'Cause we are gonna be best friends Enough! The only reason you're acting like my friend is to save your village.
So would you stop pretending you actually care about me? Awkward! But I do care about you.
Ha! I've heard that before.
But people will always turn on you if it's in their own best interest.
Did someone do that to you? Was it the Party Crashers? Archer, I'm sorry.
Whatever! Just help me climb up this cliff so we can get out of here.
Then I'm getting as far away from you Trolls as possible.
Huh? [grunts.]
[grunts.]
Wait for me when you get up there.
Well, you've got the only light, so what choice do I have? [grunts and sighs.]
Hm? [Archer.]
Whoa! [whimpers.]
Certain Death? I'm sorry.
What did you say? Aren't you the Certain Death the spider told me about? No, no! I'm Sir Tandeth, friendly guide to all who are lost.
Oh! [chuckles.]
Whoa! With that sword, I-I just assumed Oh, people make that mistake all the time.
[chuckles.]
I think it's why no one ever visits me.
[chuckles.]
Well, no use dwelling on my crushing loneliness.
Let me show you the way out.
Say, I don't hear so well in this helmet, but were you talking to someone else down there? - Uh - [Poppy grunting.]
No.
Are you sure? Because without me as a guide, they would have almost no chance of getting out.
- Hm.
Hm.
- [Poppy grunting.]
I'm sure.
Well, here you are.
So, all I have to do is follow this path and it will get me back to where I started? Indeed.
If you can get past Certain Death [echoes.]
Death, Death! Certain Death? But you said you were Sir Tandeth, yes.
He's Certain Death.
- [thunder crashes.]
- [Certain Death grunts.]
I don't know why this is so confusing for everyone.
Oh, well.
Back to my infinite loneliness.
[Certain Death.]
Oh, yeah! What you gonna do when Certain Death runs wild on you? Uh Run away! [screams.]
Is it laundry day? Better break out the clothesline! Head-smasher! Ride the pony! It's time for you to go down for the count, brother! No! No! Please don't! [Poppy.]
Put him down! [Poppy yells.]
[grunts.]
Oh, you just made a bad mistake! [Archer whimpers.]
[yells.]
[grunts and yells.]
[Certain Death grunts.]
[yells.]
[crashing.]
[Certain Death.]
Owie! You risked your life for me, even when I left you for dead? Uh Yeah.
Trolls don't leave people behind, even when they probably deserve it.
Huh.
Wow.
Besides, what are future friends for? For the last time, I'm not your future friend.
I'm your friend.
[squeals.]
[clears throat.]
Want to hug you so bad, but don't want to overwhelm you, so I will just shake your hand.
All the other Trolls are gonna be so happy to hear about this! [gasps.]
The other Trolls! There's something you need to know.
- [Trolls groan.]
- Listen up, Trolls.
Poppy's been gone for too long.
We've got to send out a search party.
I'm right here! - [Trolls gasp.]
- Oh, my guh! She's alive! - [cheering.]
- [music plays.]
- Poppy, what's going - There's no time to explain.
Archer's not the problem.
Tell them! I wasn't the only scout in your village.
Remember the day you unmasked me? There was another Troll imposter.
By now he's reached the Party Crashers and told them about Troll Village.
- [Trolls gasp.]
- Oh, my guh! What do we do? I have a plan.
Put up hairicades! Set up a watchtower! [rumbling.]
[screaming.]
It's too late.
They're already here.
[grunts.]
Best friends, no matter what happens We're gonna be hanging every day No matter what you say Best friends until the very end We're gonna be sharing All of our secrets 'Cause we are gonna be best friends