Valeria (2020) s03e06 Episode Script

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Mmm!
Mmm!
I'm starting to see the point
of getting up early and having a meal.
- Mm.
- Is it our age?
Breakfasts are the new diamonds. If you
have time for breakfast, you're rich.
- Such a little thing, but it pleases you.
- Yeah.
It pleases in a way that's not
"Fucking holy shit, damn it"?
- Amazing.
- You're all morons.
- And you're a big mouth.
- Come on we're friends.
Mm. All the sexy specifics are
the secret sauce of our relationship.
I assumed the sauce
was our love, respect, confidence?
I'm sorry. We are not judging.
People are free to do
whatever they want when they come.
- Mm.
- Of course. Take me. I release all, um
all the, um bottled-up violence
No, not against another person!
- Against the mattress.
- Oh.
One time, I miscalculated
and broke my finger on the bedside table.
Mm.
- Do any of you say curse words?
- Mm-mmm.
Mmm I shiver.
We all shiver.
No, but mine would be
more like, um spasms.
Mm.
Oooh!
I refuse.
- It's a problem.
- Don't be shy.
- Go ahead, tell us.
- Mm-hmm.
No, that's what I do.
No, no, no!
No!
No!
- It's almost like I'm refusing pleasure.
- Mm.
It must be from when I believed
thinking about girls was wrong.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
And you?
My legs just close right up.
- What do you mean?
- I can't help it. It's like a magnet.
You're like a praying mantis on the hunt.
Rawr!
No!
Rawr!
- Ladies.
- Hmm?
- Here we go.
- No. Mm.
Mm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Come on, Carmen.
- I'm coming.
I'll get the bag. Come on, Lola.
- Let's go, Carmen.
- I'm coming, I'm coming!
BASED ON THE NOVELS BY ELÍSABET BENAVEN
- I'm just coming to support you, okay?
- What?
3.6 THE WORD
- I've already been, so
- You're a traitor.
- Yeah.
- We always come together. It's tradition.
It's a weird tradition,
now you mention it.
- Bullshit.
- No way.
- But it is.
- What do you mean?
- Why say it's weird?
- That's critical of you.
- It isn't weird.
- I came alone. Not weird, just
- Here?
- Of course.
- Are you all vaccinated for papilloma?
- Yes.
- Yes.
- I'm not. Is there time for that?
Of course,
unless you're pregnant.
Oh.
Lola, you are so tense.
- I can't move the vaginal probe.
- Ah.
- What's the matter?
- Nothing.
I was thinking about, um
Well, um maybe some birth control.
Have you noticed any hormonal problems?
Do you want double protection?
- I was thinking
- Is it for Rai?
- It's for Rai!
- It's for me.
At the moment, I'm not planning
on sleeping with anybody else.
Oh!
Watch your aim.
I've even been ignoring
the really hot new guy at work.
We've both been tested
for STDs. Everything's fine.
And although morally,
I have my reservations
I swore I wouldn't take any birth control
until there was an option for men to take.
- You're perfect, Lola.
- Would you stop looking at me like that?
Got it.
I like him.
Happy now?
Yeah. Yeah!
- It's driving me crazy.
- But why?
Because now he wants
to introduce me to all of his friends.
- But that's great, right?
- Clearly.
They're like children.
Being with him is one thing.
Him turning up with the whole
Paw Patrol crew is just another.
Come on, it's not that much
of an age difference, is it?
- Right?
- We were talking about movies.
He didn't know what Coyote Ugly was.
- No!
- But it's a classic.
Hey, Nerea, if you prefer more privacy,
maybe you can come alone, like Carmen.
Of course. Yes, yes, yes.
No way. Then I'd miss all the hot gossip.
When did you come, Carmen?
Ah, well
I think maybe a couple
of weeks ago, more or less.
Yeah. I was seen by a colleague
of yours, so
How are you doing with the pelvic pain?
- Does it bother you during intercourse?
- No.
Honestly, it's been quite satisfactory.
What?
- You haven't told us you slept with Nuria.
- No!
It's It's not that.
No. I haven't slept with Nuria.
Uh
It can't happen again.
- Mm.
- No.
No. Yes, yes, yes!
But it's the last time, okay?
Very last.
No more of this.
I told you she fucked the photographer.
- You owe me ten euros.
- Sh!
- Ten?
- It was a mistake. A mistake.
- Has it happened more than once?
- Uh-huh.
And what about Nuria?
With Nuria it's different. She's the one
I want something stable with.
I'm freaking out. You didn't tell us.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, totally.
- Hey, why did I put the curtain up?
- Okay, okay, okay.
To say nothing of the fact you can't
expect a long-term relationship with Nuria
if you don't even know
if you work well in bed.
Everything can be worked out.
Especially if she is the perfect mother
to my future children.
It's a little early to be talking
about children.
- Exactly.
- Totally.
Val, your turn.
Don't expect me
to ask you for contraception.
I practice the safest sex that exists.
Long distance.
When is Bruno coming?
- I'm going.
- Oh!
He invited me to Asturias.
He wants me to get to know
- His daughter?
- What? No, no.
His house, okay? His house.
In fact, he told me to come Saturday
and Sunday when Aitana's with her mom.
Hold on. I'm sorry.
When did she stop being "the daughter"
and become known as Aitana?
Go on.
- Ever since I spoke to her.
- What?
- What?
- When did you do that?
Guess where I'm putting my hand.
I don't know. Where?
- What did he say to her?
- No idea. We don't talk about her.
I think we believe it could distance us
rather than bring us together.
I don't know if I'm explaining right.
- I don't think a child is an impediment.
- Uh-huh.
You become a different person with
other priorities and responsibilities.
Wait a minute. Having a child might not
automatically make you different?
- No, not really, but
- What?
Please, girls,
enough with the myths.
I am sick and tired of couples
who come into my clinic saying,
"Well, becoming a parent won't change me."
It does. It changes you. I promise,
becoming a parent changes you.
- It's like having your eyes gouged out.
- Ah!
And And new ones put in!
Awareness of your own mortality.
The anguish you feel about another
living being depending on you.
The unconditional love, huh?
The nights with no sleep.
Reconnecting with your partner again.
The days feel eternal,
but the years fly by, they say, no?
The fears. Fear that
that something will happen,
that I'm giving them my shit,
they won't be happy.
All that fucking baby-led bullshit.
Please listen when I say it changes you.
But of course, I'm also thinking,
Val, that his daughter should
not be an impediment for you two.
Anyway, your polyp looks good. Yay!
Yay.
- Can I have a paper towel?
- Sure.
Well, uh Well, you're all very healthy.
If everything goes as planned,
I'll see you in a year.
Perfect. Now we get dressed and leave.
One moment, Carmen, I want to check your
file to make sure everything looks okay.
No, your colleague saw me, actually,
and told me everything was great.
- So it isn't necessary
- Let's see, Carmen.
Strange, your file
doesn't have that report.
- Oh, no?
- Who saw you?
It was a a girl. Of course.
A girl who was blond.
Yes, she was blond. Well, a blond-ish.
Uh, she had darker darker hair?
A brunette, I think.
- I I don't know.
- Hmm. Lucía?
- Yes.
- Yes?
- I remember it perfectly. Lucía. Yes.
- Yes.
- Lucía, she was lovely.
- No.
- Yes.
- Carmen, there's no one here called Lucía.
If you want to see another gynecologist,
I understand.
- Don't worry about it.
- No, no
- Let Rebeca take a look.
- Don't get upset.
It's really not that. I'm serious.
I don't want to see another gynecologist.
Rebeca's great.
- It's Please, I don't
- What's the matter?
Okay.
Carmen?
Wait!
- But why haven't you told anyone?
- I don't know, because
Because I guess I
I needed a little
a little time for me to to take it in
and to decide whether all this is
is actually good news for me or not.
And
is it good news for you, then?
Yes.
Yes. Fuck. Yeah, yeah, it is, yeah.
I wasn't expecting it at all.
But it's very good news.
And it will be for Borja too.
I'm sure of it.
I really hope so.
Do you want a scan?
- Yes.
- Uh, I mean
- Yes, yes.
- I love you all.
I love you very much, but this
But I think that this moment,
whether it's good or bad,
is meant for Borja and me.
- You understand?
- Of course.
Okay.
And so, please, until we know
if everything is good or bad,
please don't get emotional
Fuck, Val!
- I love you so much.
- Me too.
So, so much.
- Aww.
- Come on, you two?
Come here.
- That's so, so lovely. May I?
- Oh my God, of course.
Please!
- Congratulations!
- Thank you.
- Oh God!
- You're gonna be aunties.
- Oh my God, Carmen!
- Fantastic!
PASSENGER 1: VALERIA
PURCHASE COMPLETE
MADRID - ASTURIAS
I BOUGHT IT! I GET IN AT 1:00 P.M.
IT WAS THE EARLIEST FLIGHT.
WANT TO MEET UP TOMORROW?
Wanna get drinks
with the new guy tomorrow?
- I have plans.
- Oh.
RAI - I HAVE PLANS WITH MY FRIENDS
Or yes.
Sounds fun.
RAI - CAN YOU COME?
Or no.
Come, come, my baby, come
BORJA, CARMEN AND
Fuck!
- I was dying to see you.
- Me too.
- Shall we?
- Mm.
Why, thank you.
Have you ever seen an airport this small?
Would you believe I was here
not too long ago?
I'm sorry?
It was a complicated dance.
I was sweating so much.
I know it's a different period,
but I felt like I was at the ball
with Karenina and Vronsky.
And this all happened
in a hotel in Perlora.
- Per Perlora?
- Yeah.
You're kidding. That's right by my house.
- Seriously?
- I swear.
Oh, the cows.
- Stop, they're crazy.
- They're not crazy! Hey.
- How are you, Bruno?
- Very well.
May I introduce Jaime?
- He makes the best pixín in the area.
- Well, don't exaggerate.
- That's not true.
- With this man, you'll never go hungry.
Well, I don't know pixín,
but if we're talking about food,
I'm sure it's all fantastic.
- I'm Valeria. How are you?
- A pleasure. Your
My girlfriend.
Uh, by the way, how is Loli?
- She's doing very well. Very well.
- Mm.
Uh, Loli is his cow. She was ill.
- Oh.
- Mm.
Well, you guys, I'm leaving.
Time to avoid orbayu.
- See you, lovebirds.
- See you later.
What is orbayu?
- It's gonna rain.
- Oh.
There's a curvy section
of road ahead.
Roll down the window if you get carsick.
- No, I never get carsick.
- You don't?
- Oh, no, never.
- Oh!
Just a second. I'm attaching some photos.
No problem.
The reservation isn't for an hour.
Such a busy lady,
working so hard on a Saturday.
Well, Nuri, starting
a new business is hard.
All done.
- Thank you so much for your patience.
- You're welcome.
You said we have an hour, right?
- Yeah.
- Mmm
What if someone shows up?
Oh, impossible. I'm the only workaholic
who works on Saturdays.
- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
Oh. Oh!
Hmm? You all right?
Uh Yeah.
No. No. No. No.
I I just remembered I actually told
Miriam to pick up some contracts.
- Are you kidding?
- It is what it is.
- Um We should probably stop, right?
- Yes. That's better.
- Okay.
- That's better.
Yeah, that's better because
we'll be able
to check in at the restaurant.
Choose our table Right?
Hmm.
But, uh,
just know, you won't escape from me
the next time.
Didn't you say you never get carsick?
I needed to fertilize the garden.
Maybe you did it for me.
No, seriously,
I never feel sick like this.
- No? No.
- No.
Well on your next visits,
of which I hope there will be many,
- I promise to drive much slower.
- Mm-hmm. Thank you.
Oh.
Welcome to Asturias.
- Is all this yours?
- Yeah.
I wanted to buy the Picos de Europa,
but they wouldn't let me.
They're there. Behind all the clouds.
- Hmm?
- There they are.
It's beautiful.
Costs the same as 20 square meters
in Madrid, but here you have all this.
People say it's a better quality of life.
- Ah.
- Hey.
Wanna go inside? I'll prepare you
something nice and warm
so you can get rid
of that green face you have.
My face isn't green.
Somewhat green, yes, it is.
- A tea will fix you right up.
- But you don't drink tea.
No, but you do. I bought you some.
Look, you have black tea,
lemon zinger, and green tea.
- The first one.
- Perfect.
- Thank you.
- No prob. Make yourself comfortable.
- You're at home.
- Mm.
Do you want sugar? Lemon?
- Or honey?
- Nothing.
Something to eat? Biscuits?
No, I'm good, I'm good.
Ah.
Hello, pretty, pretty, pretty
Ow!
May I introduce Anisakis and Sanguijuela?
They have the same character
as their owner.
Their owner at least
bought me a drink when we met.
Yes, because their owner really
wanted to go to bed with you.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
- By the way, speaking of sex
When were you going to tell me
that you made a dirty call to my daughter?
Uh Uh
Don't even worry.
She told me that Valeria had called
and that she told her a riddle,
but she didn't have time to find out
the answer because the call got cut off.
Hold up a moment. She knows who I am?
For Aitana, you're my girlfriend.
I like talking with her about
the important things in my life.
What?
Thank you.
It's just black tea.
No, thank you
for making me feel like this is easy.
Férriz, I don't know how many assholes
you've been with in your life,
but I am just so glad
this feels comfortable.
Mmm. Really comfortable.
Hey, I swear to you I have never, pff,
never thought about this moment.
- Oh, no?
- No.
What a coincidence.
I also haven't touched myself
thinking about this moment.
Well, yes, because that would be
very obscene, wouldn't it?
Mmm. Isn't it just too lewd?
A little too libidinous?
- Hold on. Not so fast, Lola.
- Oh!
- Ah!
- Careful!
- I thought we were meeting your friends.
- You're all right.
- Not going to a comedy festival.
- Didn't you tell me you knew how to skate?
With rollerblades.
No one said anything about a skateboard.
Oh, look, there they are.
Are those your friends?
They're Cirque du Soleil?
- Hello.
- What's up?
Lola, my friends.
- Hey.
- Manuel, Aroa.
- Hey.
- And Milo.
Nice to meet you.
- Rai has told us a lot about you.
- Awesome you came to practice.
Well, practice, to watch Yeah?
Come on, let's go.
- It's not here?
- No. It's over there.
Okay, let's go then.
- Careful.
- Watch out.
- Okay.
- We could go for a drink instead.
What? No. No, no, no.
Don't change your plans for me. No.
I don't feel like
skating very much today anyway.
- No, me neither.
- It's decided.
- Where are we going?
- Well I know a great restaurant.
With an enormous menu. El Salvado.
- It's just on the street.
- Yeah, I know it. I went with my parents.
But, girl, it's kinda expensive for us.
Well, then, something
Juices?
- All right.
- Yeah.
- That's cool.
- Hey, guys. How's it going?
- All good.
- Could you guys help me for a moment?
I just want to record a TikTok.
- It'd be cool if you're skating behind me.
- Yeah, of course.
- Cool, let's go.
- Okay.
- You comin'?
- Uh, no. No, no.
- I'd better wait.
- Okay.
- Be right back.
- Okay.
Hello. Is it okay
if I leave my backpack here?
Yeah, sure.
Thank you, ma'am. See you later.
But Wh Uh
I'm not I'm I'm not
"Ma'am"? What even is that?
Oh my God, really?
- Don't stop, don't stop.
- No, I won't, no.
No!
Honey, it could be Aitana.
If something's happened
- I have to take this.
- What?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- One sec.
- Okay.
Yes?
Wait. Is something wrong?
No, no, of course, of course. It's normal.
Yes, I understand. Okay.
And where is she now?
My turn.
Uh
Sure. No, no, no.
Of course not. Don't worry.
Yes. No, no, no. There's no problem.
There's no problem.
Yeah, she's here. She's with me, yeah.
Yeah, but it's really not It's okay.
We'll talk Come on, we'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it. Come on.
Okay, see you soon.
What kind of person has a landline
in the 21st century?
Well, living in the countryside
has many wonderful things to offer,
but the cell-phone reception
is kinda bullshit.
- Uh, honey. Just one thing.
- Huh?
Hey, um As much as I'm in the mood
for that blowjob,
and it's what I'm in the mood for
most in this fucking world,
we have to stop.
But why?
My ex is having a problem,
and Aitana is coming to sleep with us.
Oh.
- I'm gonna tidy.
- Oh.
I can't tell
you how much I love this.
Oh, but I can see.
All right.
- It's amazing, right?
- Oh. Mm!
After breast milk, this will be
the first thing my offspring will eat.
This is the closest we've come to having
a little date together in a long time.
Yep!
And that's why
I have chosen this moment to te
- What happened?
- Don't freak out.
- That means I'm going to freak out.
- You're going to.
What?
- Oh, Borja, no way.
- She wrote to me a while ago.
She was very worried about my father,
and I couldn't say no.
This means you'll gain
some points for a civil ceremony.
Okay, leave it.
- Mami!
- Son.
Your father's nurse was running late.
- No worries.
- Sorry about that.
Puri.
Carmen.
For starters, we have Iberian ham
and unpasteurized cheese.
- No, this is not Oh
- This is awesome.
- I love ham.
- Looks great.
Let's see.
Let's see.
This is fine.
Okay, love, we're here.
Come on, honey. Daddy's waiting.
- Oh! Look at him run.
- Come here to Daddy!
- Come here.
- It's really raining.
- Hope it's all here. I'll say hi.
- Don't worry.
- Hello!
- Hello.
- Mm
- Mm!
I swear, I am not the mean ex
trying to ruin your weekend plans.
- My uncle's very sick.
- Yeah, I heard from Bruno.
- I hope he's gonna be okay.
- That's what I hope too.
Aitana and I have been dying to see you.
- And here we are.
- Oh!
So what do you think?
- She's pretty.
- Mmm.
She's really nice too.
- Do you want me to tell you a secret?
- Yeah.
She's just as scared as you are.
Go on. Go and say hi.
Hello. I'm Aitana.
Hello. I'm Valeria.
- Let's get inside. It's raining. Bye.
- You guys, a pleasure.
- Likewise.
- See you later. Drive safe. Let's go!
I don't understand
why you're not eating ham.
Well, love, I've told you.
It looked a bit dried out.
- Dried out?
- Yes!
- It was sweating like a summer's day!
- And for the table, we have fresh tuna
No, no, no, no, no. Please, no raw fish.
- No, no, no.
- What do you mean no?
- You can take it.
- Everything is frozen.
Yes, very good,
but it's tuna, isn't it?
There's a problem with illegal fishing.
We're destroying the oceans. Terrible.
It's from Cádiz.
It's almadraba caught.
- The almadraba
- Good, the almadraba.
But tuna, I don't know if you know,
contains mercury.
Mm-hmm. And because it's so large,
it accumulates more mercury.
- You can take it back.
- Will we eat sardines at the wedding?
Please, leave it.
Thank you.
- What's the matter with you?
- With me? Nothing.
So refined in Madrid.
That's enough.
- All right.
- All right.
- Mmm.
- Mmm. It just melts in the mouth.
- This is so good.
- It's fantastic.
- Taste it.
- I don't feel like it.
- Have some.
- No, Puri. I don't want to.
- Taste it. Go on.
- Trust me. Taste it.
- I'm not a tuna person.
- You haven't tried this tuna.
- Taste it.
- Don't bring it so close to me.
First the ham and cheese. Now the tuna.
- You haven't touched
- I can't because I'm pregnant!
- Uh, you're what?
- I'm pregnant.
Knocked up, expecting, you know?
I'm with child.
- But wait
- Yeah, I know.
All of this has also been a
a surprise for me.
I wanna be a mother, but I would've
preferred this to be planned.
Besides, it'll be born in
the middle of the Christmas campaign,
the worst time for a publicist.
I just wanted to tell Borja
and make it special,
but they're bringing embryo-destroying
foods, and I haven't been able to
They're very little.
They're tiny, aren't they?
Are you excited?
It's the best news
I've ever had in my life.
As long as you want it, of course.
Do you?
Yes.
Of course I do, yes. I do want to, yeah.
We're gonna be parents.
Mmm!
Did you know that the woodpecker
has a tongue as long as this?
- Seriously?
- Mmm.
And since it doesn't fit in its mouth,
it rolls around its brain.
Its brain? That's disgusting.
It's a bit disgusting, no?
- I don't want any more.
- Your mother said you haven't eaten today.
And after dinner,
you'll probably want a snack, right?
Well, I'm not gonna
let you eat my rice pudding.
Did you make this?
- Mm.
- It's delicious.
- You like it?
- Mm-hmm. I love it.
- How did you make it?
- Are you going to marry Papa?
No.
Not at the moment.
Yeah, Aitana, um Valeria and I are
getting to know each other.
Mmm.
And you know that people
need to get to know each other
before they get married.
But didn't you know Mama
when you got together?
- Mmm.
- But then you separated.
Because I got to know her better. Eat up.
- Do you have children?
- No! Oh my God.
I mean, I haven't found the right person
to have kids with, for the moment.
Is Papa the right one?
Well, I don't know.
I haven't thought Or I was thinking
I mean, I think he's a person
I think it's about time
we finished eating our food, okay?
Uh, then you can have a snack
before dinner.
- We'll see if I let you eat my pudding.
- But you were saying
Your father says a lot of things,
you know that.
Are we gonna let her
play football with us?
Yeah.
Do you think she likes football?
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah, I absolutely love football.
- Really?
- Sure.
Eh!
- Hey, foul. Foul!
- Yeah!
Red card!
It's a foul! Foul!
Aah!
Oh, no way!
Goal! Goal!
Oh-ho! Goal!
Oh yeah!
How is it
that after all the running she did,
it took her so long to fall asleep?
Mmm.
Hey, a child can be exhausted,
yawning, falling asleep at dinner,
but then they come to bed and wake up.
Always.
Mm.
I don't want you to feel overwhelmed
by Aitana's questions.
I didn't get overwhelmed.
Okay, I was a bit overwhelmed.
Mmm.
It's just that what you have
is what I've always wanted.
A house of my own, kids, cats,
a plant that doesn't die
That's because
of the irrigation by absorption, but
Oh, sorry.
Well those are all of the things
I've dreamed of, but
all at one time,
it's a lot to think about.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Well, I'm thinking about something
we possibly could do
for, pff relieving tension.
Mmm.
Something much more fun
than reading a story.
Something that
Something that will
have to wait a little bit.
- Oh, hi, Lola.
- Hello, Rubén. How are you?
Hello.
- Hey.
- I'm Quique.
I'm new, and I don't think
we've been introduced.
- Hello, Quique, how are you?
- I'm good.
Lola. Nice to meet you.
- Likewise.
- So, hey.
I heard
that you translate Chinese perfectly.
Yi dian dian.
Yi dian dian.
- Yes.
- Hmm.
Hey, we've been thinking we'd go
to this restaurant called El Salvado.
Are you free?
RAI, INCOMING CALL, ANSWER
Well, yeah.
Of course I'm free.
How could I not be free?
I love that damn restaurant.
- Oh shit.
- Ah, wait, wait, wait.
Come here, my love. Come here.
Come here. Come here.
Mmm
- What?
- I don't have any idea when I fell asleep.
Well, that'd be the moment
you put your head on the pillow, yeah.
I'm sorry. I was beat.
- Sorry about what?
- Mmm
I'm sorry.
I promised you a weekend of lust
and passion, and in the end
But I, uh promise I'll make it up to you
next time you're here.
- Mmm.
- Mm.
That's true.
It hasn't been what I was expecting,
but I loved it.
- Really?
- Mm.
I might be overwhelmed, but I still, um
I'm crazy for you two.
You and Aitana.
Sanguijuela, maybe not so much.
- I'm gonna show you a
- Mmm?
- Sanguijuela.
- Oh!
What about Aitana?
Huh?
Let me tell you something
about being a parent.
Mmm. It takes a lot of work
to get children to go to bed,
but, in the end, when they're asleep
they sleep all night.
- Hello.
- Hello.
What do you need?
Well, I have the photos
selected by the music label.
And it won't wait until tomorrow?
I didn't wanna
make you come over just for this.
I mean, it's the 21st century.
People can send me things by email.
Well
Nerea.
You've come here to get your pussy eaten,
even though you're out of excuses
to tell your girlfriend.
I'll review the photos tomorrow.
But wait
Mmm.
- Papa.
- What?
Where's the tomato?
There's tomato here.
No, not that one.
The grated tomato.
Grated. Well, isn't it in the fridge?
It isn't there.
Mm, thank you so much for this weekend.
No, I wanna thank you
for handling everything so well.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Férriz.
- Hmm?
- I love you.
- Bye.
- Bye.