Van Helsing (2016) s03e06 Episode Script

Like Suicide

Previously on Van Helsing Help me up.
What's wrong with her? She's been poisoned.
You're being integrated back into society.
Welcome to Denver.
I'm sorry Flesh Don't tell me that! I'm not your boy anymore.
My name's Phil Phil Fleischman.
Have you had your first shot yet? It's a repellant for vampires.
I I'm looking for work, are you hiring? I'm Frankie.
Welcome aboard, Julius.
The city was overrun.
Why were you guys still here? Leave no man behind.
Back to back.
Back to back! [GUNFIRE.]
Aaargh!!!!! [GRUNTS.]
Psst! Who's that? It's Patterson.
How long have I been out for? Hard to say.
Came to 'bout an hour ago.
No idea how long before that I was dark.
Anybody else make it? I don't think so.
[DISTANT SCREECHES.]
What was that?! Sh-sh-sh.
Be quiet.
So much has changed during my slumber.
Soldiers seeking their death is not one of them.
Imagine my surprise waking to find the world belonging to vampires.
I must thank the Van Helsing for disturbing my sleep.
You'll get your chance, I promise you that.
[WHISPERS.]
I like you.
Vigor.
Strength.
Handsome.
Yes.
A fine specimen.
Leave him alone.
You might wanna think about a Tic Tac.
Stow it, private.
No! [GROANING.]
Bitch! Hey! [PANTING.]
You Americans are delectable.
You're gonna die for that.
Will you strike me down? Not me, I know someone who's up to the task.
[CHUCKLING.]
The great vampire slayer? Let him come.
She'll kill you first.
I was going to feed you to my Gonsei.
Instead, I will turn you what you killed the Van Helsing in my command.
Oh, yeah? Let's get this party started.
Have at 'er.
[GRUNTING.]
[SPIT.]
[LAUGHTER.]
Hah! How'd that work out for you? Hmm? Impossible.
I can't be turned.
She made sure of that.
And you can't feed me to your little fly monkeys, either, so I guess you're just gonna have to kill me.
Yes! But first, I'm going to use you.
[SCREAMING.]
[COUNTRY MUSIC.]
Have a good night there, ladies.
Good night, you big ol' yeti! [LAUGHTER.]
Yeti I love it, yeti! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just be safe, you two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright here's the last of it.
I'm gonna go clean up.
What's the rush? You got somewhere to be? No, it's just when a man gets a job, he's supposed to work.
Ain't that right? Yeah, I guess I'm just not used to bar grunts being so eager to do shit work.
I ain't no grunt.
Hey, I meant nothin' by it.
What about him? You wanna toss him or should I? [SCOFF.]
That's Marv, and that's his harmless stage.
Let's just let him sleep until we're ready to turn the key.
Wait, you don't think I can take care of him? I think you can take just about anything you want.
[CHUCKLE.]
Mmm.
Sorry, we're closed.
Ph Phil.
- Are you okay? - Just lookin' for a drink.
Sorry, we're closed.
I just got this job and You gonna deny me a drink now? [SIGH.]
Okay, what's your poison? You want the good hooch or do you want that bathtub hooch? Bourbon.
[COUNTRY MUSIC.]
Another.
Phil Another.
- Another - No, no.
You've have enough, okay This isn't subterranean brood here.
You don't get to tell me what to do anymore.
Maybe he doesn't, but I do.
As long as you're in my place, I'm the law.
It's okay, Frankie.
Phil's an old pal.
That's fine.
Drink up, pay, and I wanna see some tail lights.
We're closed.
He may be your friend, but he's still gotta pay.
I got it.
I owe him.
Owe him for what? Everything.
Let me go! [GRUNTS.]
Get off! Let me go! [LAUGHTER.]
Tree line.
Aim for the stairs.
[LAUGHTER.]
You're you're actually a very coordinated, excellent dancer.
- I I am - You just can't walk.
Right.
This this thing is very coordinated.
[LAUGHTER.]
Oh, that's disturbing.
Oh, my God.
Oh oh, wow.
Am I just drunk, or are these stars the most beautiful things you've ever seen in your life? Leave it up the Apocalypse to appreciate the little things, huh? You know what? You look really beautiful tonight.
You, too.
Oh, shit! [SCREAMING.]
[GROWLING.]
[STAB.]
Get off!!! You're okay, you're okay! [SCREAMING.]
Are you okay are you okay? - I think so.
- Are you bit? No, no, I'm not! It's the shots.
They work! They really work.
Oh, God.
And then and then she just, like, stickes it right into his head.
Ah, she's amazing.
I'm trying to count here! So what'd you get up to? Huh? What does Jared do for fun? Can we just finish this?! Sure.
Whatever.
Son of a bitch! Jared, what's the matter with you? Jared? [FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[HYPERVENTILATING.]
I'm okay.
He just attacked me! What happened? He just [CRYING.]
Just breathe.
Just breathe.
Vanessa! Vanessa, check this out! What is it? I don't know.
You tell me.
What is it? An invitation.
No-no-no-no-no-no.
Vanessa, where you gonna go?! Don't try to stop me, Dre.
Look, I know you wanna save your sister and your friend.
I get that, all of it, but going out there is only gonna get you killed.
I have a better chance of finding Axel out there than sitting on my ass in here.
You don't even know where to look.
Please, take care of my sister.
I have to do this.
Okay, good luck.
Godspeed.
[SNIFF.]
[GUITAR PLAYING.]
[APPLAUSE.]
Thank you, thank you.
Wasn't she great? Give her another round of applause.
[APPLAUSE.]
One more.
Said that five 'one more's' ago.
I think we are the only bar in Denver that has open mic night during the day.
In fact, I think we're the only bar in Denver.
[LAUGHTER.]
Next up, we have the comedy stylings of Count Laughula? Let 'em hear it! Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ah-hah-hah! Thank you, thank you very much.
You people just don't know hard it is to be a vampire.
Denver is the worst.
We can't go out in the daytime.
Have you ever tried to catch your food at night? It sucks! Boom! Ha-ha-hah! You suck, buddy.
[LAUGHTER.]
Yes, yes, I do.
If you're not careful, I'll suck you! [LAUGHTER.]
No, I I mean his blood.
Not about to suck your blood.
- Yeah, sure, buddy.
- Anyway, joke two.
I'm telling you it's hard out here for a vampire.
I try to get a tan for the ladies, but they only come running because they think they smell fried chicken! Boom! Ha-ha-ha-ha! What do you know about being one of them! I'm Count Laughula! You're a hack! Playing dress-up.
- Hey, look pal, I'm just trying to - Trying to what? Trying to what? Feeders aren't funny.
You wanna know what it's like being one of them? - Phil - I used to He hey-hey! They wanna know, they wanna know! Yeah, we do! Feeders aren't funny, and I should know because I used to be one Oh, yeah? Well, uh, I don't recall seeing you hanging around! Boom-boom! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You wanna know what it feels like? The first thing is the hunger that's the first thing that you feel.
It's intense.
It's intense and it's so painful, and it fuels your anger and your hatred, it's relentless and no matter how much you feed, you want more, and you'll do anything anything! I did unspeakable things.
Like what? You wanna know? You really wanna know? I fed on my own children.
So how'd they taste? How'd they taste? you, that's how they tasted.
And then I forced their mother, my wife, to watch.
And then I just left her there, I didn't kill her, I didn't turn her, I got off on her pain, suffering.
And then, I went off to feed.
And I didn't feel a thing.
Not a thing.
Now they're gone.
There's nothin' I can do.
Well, maybe there is something I can do about it.
So do it already.
[GASPS.]
[GUNSHOT.]
Oh, shit! Phil! What's he doin'? Now that's funny! [LAUGHTER.]
[APPLAUSE.]
[LAUGHTER.]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.]
Oh, it's just you! Nice to see you, too.
Oh, I'm sorry, that's not what I meant, Jolene.
I'm just feeling a little frustrated right now, you know? Like, haven't been able to get anywhere with this blood that Scarlett gave me and the truth is, I don't know what I'm looking for No-no-no, I'm sorry, no, clearly you're too busy, right, and I wasn't just attacked again, but, you know, forget about it Attacked again? Hey! No, it's just alright, don't worry about it, it's alright.
Hey, Jolene, what's going on Don't touch me! What the was that?! I don't know.
- I'm sorry, Sarah - No! No.
I don't know, that wasn't me.
I'm sorry.
[SIGH.]
[DOOR CLOSE.]
The hell was that? Let me guess two more? How's your friend? He's good.
Just went home to sleep it off.
That was quite a performance he gave.
Yeah, he's unpredictable, I guess.
He's been through a rough time.
I mean, haven't we all? It's his way of dealing with it acting out what it would be like to be one of' em.
Vampire, I mean.
Right, so, that bullet hole in the wall over there, that's just part of the act? I mean, that must've been there before.
I mean, like you said, back in the day, it was pretty crazy here.
So is it true? What he said? The part about havin' a family? Yeah.
He had a family.
Oh, well if any of them are still alive, they might be on the registry.
What registry? [CLANG SOUND.]
I know you're there, Barry.
How'd you know? You're about as stealthy as a Clydesdale.
What are you doing here? I wanna help help save your friend.
It's too dangerous.
I'm not afraid.
Yeah, I know, Barry, okay, and I appreciate that, but it's gonna take more than bravery and that pipe to make it outta this alive.
What's over in that direction? That's Chinatown.
You shouldn't go there.
Yeah, I hear that a lot.
I saw you lick that blood.
Is that how you do it? How you find' em? [SIGH.]
Yeah, it's how I focus.
Makes me strong.
What are you doing? Barry, no! Here, to help beat that thing! Barry, you need to go.
What you mean? Barry, you need to get the out of here or I'm gonna kill you! Go! Just wanted to help.
Just wanted to help.
[HEAVY BREATHING.]
Per your request, one repellant shot.
Great, thank you.
What do you need that for anyway? [DOOR SHUT.]
Date is [LAUGHING.]
I dunno! Uh, time is 3:42 pm.
Test subject A has been given an elevated dose in hope of speeding up, uh, incubation time.
Test subject B has been given no dose and will act as our control.
[SQUEAKING.]
It's the shots.
Jesus Christ, what are you doing! It's the shots, Jo! They're what's causing these violent outbursts.
It's why you nearly bit my head off.
It's the shots! But that's what are you sure? Oh, yeah I'm 100 percent sure.
Then we have to tell someone.
No we have to tell everyone.
Hello? Oh, hey there! How can I help you? Yeah, I'm looking for your population registry, I was told I might be able to find someone.
Well, if they pass through Denver, they'd be on it.
Wow, so, the names of all the people that survived the rising - they're in here? - You bet.
Great! You lookin' for anyone special? Uh, yeah, a friend's wife.
Ooh, let me guess.
Friend no longer in the picture, you always had a thing for her, now you see your chance.
What? No! No! No? Well, fill your boots.
[SIGH.]
- Damnit! - No luck? No.
Thanks anyway.
Don't wanna check the other volumes? There's other volumes? The lapse time post injection was less than a minute.
What was the dosage? Ten times the regulated amount, give or take, but depending on a person's tolerance, there's no say what a safe dosage is or if there even is one.
It has to be the cause of these violent outbursts.
This is not news.
Of course there are side effects, but the fact is, the shots work, which means people feel safe.
And when people feel safe, they stay calm, happy.
Wait, you're saying you knew? This whole time? No one is saying what we have here is perfect, but it's a lot better than outside these walls.
People need to know! Do they? What about the day walkers? We don't know if it'll work on them.
What are you talking about? [SCOFF.]
You guys don't even know.
There's a mutation and it allows a vampire to walk in direct sunlight just like us and it's spreading! That's preposterous.
They're real! And they're even harder to kill.
I don't have time for these wild stories Hey! We are telling you the truth! And if you think these walls or your bloody shots that are gonna protect you, you're an ing idiot.
[GRUNTING.]
Honey, is that you? [COOING.]
(PEDESTRIANS) Oh, my God.
Hey! Don't jump! Get down from there! Hey! Daddy! Hey, you'll be okay, okay!? You'll be fine.
Just stay there.
Oh, jeez, I don't know what to do! Just hold on! Someone will come and help you! Just take a step back, man! Phil Phil! Help is on its way! Don't do it! Phil?! Phil! Phil, Phil don't! You can't do this.
I have to.
I found her, Phil.
I found your wife.
She's here.
In Denver.
You're lying! No! No, I'm not.
I swear to God and I can take you to her.
Now just get off the ledge.
She wouldn't wanna see me, not not after what I've done.
No, you don't know that.
It's too late for me.
- I have nothing left.
- Hey, hey! Phil, look at me.
Look at me, Phil.
It's not too late.
You're a good man with a good heart.
And you need to live.
Live for Lucky.
Live for your kids.
Live for your wife.
Please, Phil.
Let me take you to them.
I need to take you to them.
I forgive you.
No! Phil! Phil! Oh, my God.
[HEAVY BREATHING.]
Axel.
Vanessa? Don't worry, I'm here.
Hide in the dark all you want, it won't help you.
Finally.
The Van Helsing.
I'm here for him, that ring, and your head.
Look familiar? You have a thing that does not belong to you.
You are not worthy of an elder's totem.
I will take it from your corpse and be that much closer to releasing the dark one.
Or how about I just take your head? Kill her! [FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
The dark one will be free.
Where do you think you're going, you ugly bitch? Are you okay? Thanks to you.
I've gotta get the ring.
There you are.
And I have something for you.
Lost these? Thanks.
Two down.
Two to go, unfortunately.
Where's Scarlett? Vanessa, where's Scarlett? - Where is she? - Right here! - Where is she? - Right here! Oh, my God! Jesus Christ.
Hey, hey! - Let's get her up.
- I feel a pulse.
Ok, ok.
- Alright come on.
- (DRE) What is that? The B'ah's blood.
It should counteract the poison.
Hey, open up, open up, open up.
Come on.
Alright take it down, take it down, you got it, you got it.
That's a girl.
Come on, Scarlett.
You're my baddest little ninja, come on.
Come on, Scarlett.
You're my baddest little ninja.
[COUGHING.]
Hey, army man.
Marine.
Whatever.
[COUGHS.]
[EXHALES.]
You're an asshole.
[COUGHS.]
Those people are unbelievable.
They can't muzzle us like that.
Wait, let's not start creating panic - until we think things through.
- People could die.
Maybe they already have.
And people's lives are being saved, - yours included.
- I don't care what they say.
I'm not taking anymore of those shots.
Okay, okay, agreed.
This is all that's left? Yeah, the B'Ah pretty much wiped out the whole town.
We should be safe now, you guys made sure of that.
I mean, there's probably still some vampires around, but the queen bee is dead.
You should be able to reclaim your city.
Ah, they can't stay here, there's no resources, there's no security.
What about the military? Won't they send more troops? Make this a safe zone again? Can't bank on it.
They're wiped out as well from what I've heard.
So what do we do? Denver.
Supposed to be a safe zone.
We sent some of our own people there already.
It's the only option.
We'll never make it on our own.
Yeah, you will.
'Cause I'm gonna take you there.
Axel? You're not leaving.
Listen to me, I have to.
These people aren't gonna make it there without me.
I owe them my life, and yours.
Please, don't do this.
Look, Scarlett you and Vanessa don't need me, not for what you're doing.
I need you! I do, I need you! Not like these people.
Promise me somethin', alright? Promise me? What? No matter what happens, no matter how sideways shit gets, you meet me in that place we talked about.
'Cause I'll be sittin' there waiting to look at your face every day.
Deal? Alright.
Somethin' to remember me by? Oh, wait.
Something to remember me by.
You're really not like the other girls, are you? [LAUGHS.]
Alright, everybody.
Listen up, we leave at dawn.
I want you to go out in scavenging groups no less than three.
Gather whatever supplies you might need food, water, weapons, whatever.
Watch your backs out there.
The city's still infested.
You heard the man, get movin'! Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
So is this it? You sure? It looks like it.
Well, you said it, sleeping beauty.
I've been lookin' after you long enough.
Alright, I'll miss you.
Take care of yourself.
Be safe.
Bring her back in one piece.
Yeah, not a scratch.
Ah, come on.
Hold on a second.
Come over here.
Big finale, huh? Kinda had to.
I'm glad you did.
[EXHALES.]
See you.
I promise you'll see him again.
I'm gonna hold you to that.
Goodness, girl.
You're huge.
The old love of my life's name was Wanda.
She looked more like a Ronda.
Let's see if you've still got your singin' voice.
You didn't destroy the totems, did you? I got a plan, so you gotta trust me No, you gotta trust me.
I'm also risking my life for humanity, so tell me the plan.
Okay, but you're not gonna like it.
Try me.
We kill the elders, take their totems, and resurrect the dark one ourselves.
We end this once and for all.
Okay, you're right.
I don't love it.
In fact, I don't even like it.
But I'll do it.

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