Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s03e07 Episode Script
Still
[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS.]
[SNORING.]
Mnnh-choo.
Mm.
[YAWNS.]
[SMACKING LIPS.]
What?! Jake, I told you to stop staring at me right at the time when I wake up.
I'm staring because I can't move my head! [LAUGHS.]
No, really, I can't move.
I can't move, either! What's happening?! [DOOR OPENS.]
What? What is that? - Hey, who is that? - Who goes there? Jake, use your peripheral vision! [GRUNTING.]
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! [SNICKERING.]
Ice King! [LAUGHING.]
I shouldn't be laughing.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I know -- I'll do the opposite.
Oh, boohoo! [SNIFFLES.]
Oh, this is weird.
What did you do to us, Ice King?! Whoa, whoa.
I didn't "do" anything to you, okay? Come on, guys.
I'm your friend.
So why can't we move?! Ooh! Because I froze you, with this.
FINN: "Freezing Potion A"? I sprayed it on you while you slept.
Wenk! Wenk! No! Gunter, no! This one likes to break bottles, don't you? Tuckity tuck.
Let's move to the living room.
[HUMMING.]
Why are you doing this, Ice King? ICE KING: Why'? Well, because I love you guys, but you don't love me, do you? You've tried to kill us like four times.
I only try to kill you 'cause you're princess-blockin' me all the time! Anyway, now that you're frozen, we can bond and stuff, and the sooner we do, the sooner I can spray you with this.
FINN: "Unfreezing Potion A"? Uh, I underlined the "Un--" so I wouldn't mix 'em up.
Just unfreeze us now, man.
Yeah, 'cause we're already friends.
We are'? Mm-hmm.
What's my favorite color? BOTH: Um.
Yellow? Orange? Ohh, uh.
Lavender, lavender, yeah! Uh, Rainbow? You don't love me.
I know a lot about you guys.
Jake, you don't put ice in your drink because you have sensitive teeth.
What? And, Finn, your favorite food is meatloaf.
How did you And, Jake, sometimes you don't cry because you're afraid of real emotion.
It's okay.
Let it out.
[PLONK!.]
You don't love me.
Wenk! Wenk, vvenk! Wenk! Wenk! Bad penguin! Wenk.
[LOCKS ENGAGE.]
You lock your bottles? [SCOFFS.]
In this economy? [ZWIP!.]
Well, I'm gonna go make some lemonade.
Don't touch my lemons, Ice King! Ice King! Jake, look! [GASPS.]
Gunter! No, Gunter! No! No, Gunter! No! Wenk.
BOTH: No, Gunter! No! Aah, aah! Aaah! Gunter, stop! Wenk, wenk! What are we gonna do?! When someone loses one sense, their other senses are enhanced, like a blind man who can smell and hear really well.
I'm gonna try using my now-enhanced brain sense to make contact with an astral beast who will help us.
What? [CREAKY.]
[TWINKLE.]
Whee! [LAUGHS.]
Whee! Astral beast, come to me! Come to me, astral beast.
I've got lemonade! You want some, Jake? [SLURP!.]
Huh? Gunter! No, Gunter! No bottles! Look at me! Wenk.
[LAUGHING.]
What am I gonna do with you? [LAUGHING.]
Oh, you.
[ZZZZAP!.]
You're going to have to wear a leash.
[ZAP!.]
This should keep you out of trouble.
Now, our first bonding activity will be walking in each ether's shoes, so to speak.
To better understand each ether's perspectives, we're going to dress up like each other.
Me first! [RIP! RIP!.]
[WHIFFLE!.]
[SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!.]
[GRUNTING.]
[VOCALIZING.]
[SLURP!.]
[ZAP!.]
It's Adventure Time! I'll save you, Princess! Let's have babies, Princess! And let's teach them to be good babies! Oh, Princess, sure, I'll kiss you.
I'm a hero.
Hey, Finn, uh, don't you think it's weird there's two Finns? Finn? Not talking? Now I'm gonna dress like Jake.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS.]
No!! No, no, Ho, no, no! Okay, okay.
We'll bond in another way.
So, I wanted to show you something telling of my soul.
Wenk.
Wenk.
I take artful black-and-white photographs of my penguirfs body parts.
Photography is art.
Uh, let's see some art.
Okay, first one -- see how Gunter is staring into the camera? He's saying, "Here I am.
Look at me.
Accept me.
" Okay, second one -- this is a haunting image of a penguin's flipper.
Look at how it penetrates the negative space.
I can't take this anymore! Dang it, Finn, what are you doing in there?! ICE KING: Oh, yes, this one is very clear.
[TWINKLE!.]
Astral beast, where are you?! You come here now!! Whee! ICE KING: Yeah, I've thought about it a lot.
Ohh.
And having a little gallery show might be nice -- a little cheese, a little cider.
Could be nice, you know? Maybe bring a veggie plate.
I think people would appreciate that.
Key! Gunter! Gunter! ICE KING: Yup, could be real nice.
Gunter, psst! Ps-s-s-st! Come here, Gunter! [SMACKING LIPS.]
We-e-e-e-n k! [CLATTER!.]
[HONKS.]
This next one is very rewarding.
[PATTER!.]
Grab it, Gunter! Pick it up! Pick it up! What are you waiting for? Just grab it! Wenk.
Wenk, vvenk, wenk.
Wenk, wenk.
Gunter, come back! Wenk, wenk.
- Gunter! - Wenk? You are being naughty, Gunter! You've interrupted my thing! Now, you stay right here and go to sleep! Sleep! [SNORING.]
Wenk.
Wenk.
Aww! So cute.
All right, back to art.
Gunter.
Gunter, wake up.
Go getthe key.
[GRUNTING.]
Consarn it, Gunter! Okay, time for a break.
Who wants lemonade? Ooh, don't want to lose this.
Gunter! Jake! No! You're bonding without me! Wenk.
It's for your own good, sweetie.
Now, then [CLATTERING.]
Wait, you're sleeping up here? Well [GIGGLES.]
not before our next bonding activity -- late-night gab session.
Do you want to talk about girls? Do you have a crush on anyone? Uh, yeah, my girlfriend, Lady Rainicorn.
Ooohhhhhh! Don't worry -- I won't tell anyone.
[LAUGHS.]
Know who I have a crush on? Princess Bubblegum.
You don't say.
Oh, I do I've liked her for quite some time.
Feels weird to say it out loud.
[SNORING.]
What? Ohh, he fell asleep with his eyes open! Finn! Finn, snap out of it! Astral beast, where are you?! Show yourself! Why not?! Does this dance please you, astral beast?! Does this please you?! [WARBLE!.]
This is it! The astral beast cometh.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING.]
[BIRDS CHIRPING.]
[CROWING.]
Rr-rr-rr rr-rrrr! [LAUGHS.]
Who's hungie? Jake, you hungie? I'm hungry.
All right, fair enough.
Well, how about I make us some omelets? That sounds pretty good, actually.
I'm gonna put my foot in it.
Eating a part of me will bring us closer together.
I'll be inside of you.
[LAUGHS.]
Dude, you're back! Yup.
I just got back from the astral plane.
Where's your astral beast? It's on its way.
It's gonna be awesome.
What kind of beast? Well, I'm not sure.
I couldn't see it in the astral plane.
But I heard it.
It sounded really intense.
[BLOWS.]
Maybe a gorilla? A gorilla, huh? Aw, junk! Did I summon butterflies?! [SIGH.]
I'm the worst.
Hey, come on, now.
You're not the worst.
Yeah, I am.
No, you're not -- you're the best.
At being the worst.
Mmnnnhhh! FINN: What are you doing? I'm using my enhanced brain sense to tell your astral beast to slap some sense into you.
Oh.
That's cool.
I deserve it.
Mmnnnnhh! Noyoudon't! [SLAM SLAP!.]
[SIZZLING.]
Well, I don't want to use too much foot.
It'll overpower the eggs -- take away from the omelet.
Huh? Aaah! Finn and Jake and a bunch of butterflies and a sword! Ohm [VOICE BREAKING.]
What do you want from me? What do we want? We want you to unfreeze us, you lunatic! No, we're not friends yet.
You haven't eaten my omelet.
Aah! Ohh! Aah! Ohh! Friends don't eat each other, Ice King.
That's not how friends work.
Now, unlock this bottle and unfreeze us! Ohh! All right.
I don't know how you're doing this, but it is impressive.
[WHOOSH!.]
Wait a minute.
Which bottle is 'Eh-- [WHOOSH!.]
[SHATTER!.]
I think they brought me the wrong bottle.
Gunteï¬Âs still upstairs.
Gunter! Gunter! Gunter! Gunter! [BOTTLE SHATTERS.]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS.]
[SNORING.]
Mnnh-choo.
Mm.
[YAWNS.]
[SMACKING LIPS.]
What?! Jake, I told you to stop staring at me right at the time when I wake up.
I'm staring because I can't move my head! [LAUGHS.]
No, really, I can't move.
I can't move, either! What's happening?! [DOOR OPENS.]
What? What is that? - Hey, who is that? - Who goes there? Jake, use your peripheral vision! [GRUNTING.]
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! [SNICKERING.]
Ice King! [LAUGHING.]
I shouldn't be laughing.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I know -- I'll do the opposite.
Oh, boohoo! [SNIFFLES.]
Oh, this is weird.
What did you do to us, Ice King?! Whoa, whoa.
I didn't "do" anything to you, okay? Come on, guys.
I'm your friend.
So why can't we move?! Ooh! Because I froze you, with this.
FINN: "Freezing Potion A"? I sprayed it on you while you slept.
Wenk! Wenk! No! Gunter, no! This one likes to break bottles, don't you? Tuckity tuck.
Let's move to the living room.
[HUMMING.]
Why are you doing this, Ice King? ICE KING: Why'? Well, because I love you guys, but you don't love me, do you? You've tried to kill us like four times.
I only try to kill you 'cause you're princess-blockin' me all the time! Anyway, now that you're frozen, we can bond and stuff, and the sooner we do, the sooner I can spray you with this.
FINN: "Unfreezing Potion A"? Uh, I underlined the "Un--" so I wouldn't mix 'em up.
Just unfreeze us now, man.
Yeah, 'cause we're already friends.
We are'? Mm-hmm.
What's my favorite color? BOTH: Um.
Yellow? Orange? Ohh, uh.
Lavender, lavender, yeah! Uh, Rainbow? You don't love me.
I know a lot about you guys.
Jake, you don't put ice in your drink because you have sensitive teeth.
What? And, Finn, your favorite food is meatloaf.
How did you And, Jake, sometimes you don't cry because you're afraid of real emotion.
It's okay.
Let it out.
[PLONK!.]
You don't love me.
Wenk! Wenk, vvenk! Wenk! Wenk! Bad penguin! Wenk.
[LOCKS ENGAGE.]
You lock your bottles? [SCOFFS.]
In this economy? [ZWIP!.]
Well, I'm gonna go make some lemonade.
Don't touch my lemons, Ice King! Ice King! Jake, look! [GASPS.]
Gunter! No, Gunter! No! No, Gunter! No! Wenk.
BOTH: No, Gunter! No! Aah, aah! Aaah! Gunter, stop! Wenk, wenk! What are we gonna do?! When someone loses one sense, their other senses are enhanced, like a blind man who can smell and hear really well.
I'm gonna try using my now-enhanced brain sense to make contact with an astral beast who will help us.
What? [CREAKY.]
[TWINKLE.]
Whee! [LAUGHS.]
Whee! Astral beast, come to me! Come to me, astral beast.
I've got lemonade! You want some, Jake? [SLURP!.]
Huh? Gunter! No, Gunter! No bottles! Look at me! Wenk.
[LAUGHING.]
What am I gonna do with you? [LAUGHING.]
Oh, you.
[ZZZZAP!.]
You're going to have to wear a leash.
[ZAP!.]
This should keep you out of trouble.
Now, our first bonding activity will be walking in each ether's shoes, so to speak.
To better understand each ether's perspectives, we're going to dress up like each other.
Me first! [RIP! RIP!.]
[WHIFFLE!.]
[SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!.]
[GRUNTING.]
[VOCALIZING.]
[SLURP!.]
[ZAP!.]
It's Adventure Time! I'll save you, Princess! Let's have babies, Princess! And let's teach them to be good babies! Oh, Princess, sure, I'll kiss you.
I'm a hero.
Hey, Finn, uh, don't you think it's weird there's two Finns? Finn? Not talking? Now I'm gonna dress like Jake.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS.]
No!! No, no, Ho, no, no! Okay, okay.
We'll bond in another way.
So, I wanted to show you something telling of my soul.
Wenk.
Wenk.
I take artful black-and-white photographs of my penguirfs body parts.
Photography is art.
Uh, let's see some art.
Okay, first one -- see how Gunter is staring into the camera? He's saying, "Here I am.
Look at me.
Accept me.
" Okay, second one -- this is a haunting image of a penguin's flipper.
Look at how it penetrates the negative space.
I can't take this anymore! Dang it, Finn, what are you doing in there?! ICE KING: Oh, yes, this one is very clear.
[TWINKLE!.]
Astral beast, where are you?! You come here now!! Whee! ICE KING: Yeah, I've thought about it a lot.
Ohh.
And having a little gallery show might be nice -- a little cheese, a little cider.
Could be nice, you know? Maybe bring a veggie plate.
I think people would appreciate that.
Key! Gunter! Gunter! ICE KING: Yup, could be real nice.
Gunter, psst! Ps-s-s-st! Come here, Gunter! [SMACKING LIPS.]
We-e-e-e-n k! [CLATTER!.]
[HONKS.]
This next one is very rewarding.
[PATTER!.]
Grab it, Gunter! Pick it up! Pick it up! What are you waiting for? Just grab it! Wenk.
Wenk, vvenk, wenk.
Wenk, wenk.
Gunter, come back! Wenk, wenk.
- Gunter! - Wenk? You are being naughty, Gunter! You've interrupted my thing! Now, you stay right here and go to sleep! Sleep! [SNORING.]
Wenk.
Wenk.
Aww! So cute.
All right, back to art.
Gunter.
Gunter, wake up.
Go getthe key.
[GRUNTING.]
Consarn it, Gunter! Okay, time for a break.
Who wants lemonade? Ooh, don't want to lose this.
Gunter! Jake! No! You're bonding without me! Wenk.
It's for your own good, sweetie.
Now, then [CLATTERING.]
Wait, you're sleeping up here? Well [GIGGLES.]
not before our next bonding activity -- late-night gab session.
Do you want to talk about girls? Do you have a crush on anyone? Uh, yeah, my girlfriend, Lady Rainicorn.
Ooohhhhhh! Don't worry -- I won't tell anyone.
[LAUGHS.]
Know who I have a crush on? Princess Bubblegum.
You don't say.
Oh, I do I've liked her for quite some time.
Feels weird to say it out loud.
[SNORING.]
What? Ohh, he fell asleep with his eyes open! Finn! Finn, snap out of it! Astral beast, where are you?! Show yourself! Why not?! Does this dance please you, astral beast?! Does this please you?! [WARBLE!.]
This is it! The astral beast cometh.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING.]
[BIRDS CHIRPING.]
[CROWING.]
Rr-rr-rr rr-rrrr! [LAUGHS.]
Who's hungie? Jake, you hungie? I'm hungry.
All right, fair enough.
Well, how about I make us some omelets? That sounds pretty good, actually.
I'm gonna put my foot in it.
Eating a part of me will bring us closer together.
I'll be inside of you.
[LAUGHS.]
Dude, you're back! Yup.
I just got back from the astral plane.
Where's your astral beast? It's on its way.
It's gonna be awesome.
What kind of beast? Well, I'm not sure.
I couldn't see it in the astral plane.
But I heard it.
It sounded really intense.
[BLOWS.]
Maybe a gorilla? A gorilla, huh? Aw, junk! Did I summon butterflies?! [SIGH.]
I'm the worst.
Hey, come on, now.
You're not the worst.
Yeah, I am.
No, you're not -- you're the best.
At being the worst.
Mmnnnhhh! FINN: What are you doing? I'm using my enhanced brain sense to tell your astral beast to slap some sense into you.
Oh.
That's cool.
I deserve it.
Mmnnnnhh! Noyoudon't! [SLAM SLAP!.]
[SIZZLING.]
Well, I don't want to use too much foot.
It'll overpower the eggs -- take away from the omelet.
Huh? Aaah! Finn and Jake and a bunch of butterflies and a sword! Ohm [VOICE BREAKING.]
What do you want from me? What do we want? We want you to unfreeze us, you lunatic! No, we're not friends yet.
You haven't eaten my omelet.
Aah! Ohh! Aah! Ohh! Friends don't eat each other, Ice King.
That's not how friends work.
Now, unlock this bottle and unfreeze us! Ohh! All right.
I don't know how you're doing this, but it is impressive.
[WHOOSH!.]
Wait a minute.
Which bottle is 'Eh-- [WHOOSH!.]
[SHATTER!.]
I think they brought me the wrong bottle.
Gunteï¬Âs still upstairs.
Gunter! Gunter! Gunter! Gunter! [BOTTLE SHATTERS.]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree