Bunnicula (2016) s03e07 Episode Script
Purr-gatory
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHS)
-Hey, Chester.
-Stop, I'll do it, I'll do it.
-(LAUGHING)
Hungry? Here?
Have some nuts.
(SNORTING)
I know this is
a prank, guys.
(SNORTS) No, it's not.
Open it. (LAUGHS)
Ugh, fine.
I guess I'm prepared
for it.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I ate the nuts!
It's empty.
You were all,
"I'm gonna have some nuts."
And go, "What?
There's no nuts!"
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Yeah!
Don't high five,
that's not a prank.
Something scary
has to happen.
How about that?
(CHITTERING)
(SCREAMING)
You guys scared
the life out of me.
(ECHOING)
(ANGELIC VOICES SINGING)
(SLURPING)
-Pawn to B-3.
-Nice move.
Almost one I'd make myself.
-Ah, I love this song.
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
Me, too.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Wha Where am I?
Huh?
Another one already?
ALL: Ugh.
Ah! You're all me.
Yup, we're all the lives
you've had scared
out of you so far,
thanks to Bunnicula.
This is Purr-gatory.
Every time we lose
one of our nine lives
we come here.
When the ninth one finally
shows up, we move on.
What? You're telling me
I have to wait for who knows
how long
with nobody to talk to
but myself?
And nothing to do
but read books
and listen to jazz music?
Wait a second,
this is heaven.
Nope, that's heaven.
-(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-Hey, keep it down up there.
That looks awful.
Yeah, we all love it here.
We thought we had
a lot more time before
we had to move on to--
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
That
We have to stop Bunnicula
from scaring any more lives
out of us!
Wait a second.
We're ghosts, right?
I say we go
back to Earth
and scare him.
We'll scare Bunnicula
so bad,
he'll never want
to scare Chester again.
Let's do this.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
ALL: Yeah, get him.
(ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING)
Uh, you have to hit
the button.
Oh, sorry,
just enjoying this song.
-Oh, it is--
-(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Boy, Spider Ghost,
you really scared Chester,
you're getting real good.
Thanks, Harold, (CHUCKLES)
I've really been trying.
-(CHUCKLES)
-Here you go.
Oh, for me?
Oh! There's no nuts!
(SCREAMING)
Oh, Bunns, you know
that Spider Ghost
is fragile.
(LAUGHS,
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
I know you just can't
help yourself.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(SIGHS) The old
stomping grounds.
Now, let's find Bunnicula
and give him
the scare of his life.
ALL: Yeah.
(CHOMPS)
ALL: Boo!
(YAWNING)
(ALL BOOING)
I think we did pretty good.
Yeah, yeah,
you were pretty scary,
not as scary as me,
but you were pretty scary.
Yeah, I think your third boo
came in a little late,
but solid stuff
-all around, guys.
-As great as we were,
he did sort of just
yawn and walk away.
Oh.
We really have
to step it up
for the next one.
He's right, guys,
I mean, I was great
but, number four,
that late boo, it just
You just have to work
it out next time,
but good stuff.
Good start, everyone.
Bunnicula's
can of nuts, perfect.
(CHESTER CLEARING THROAT)
Bunnicula, Harold,
you guys better not
try to scare me.
I am not in the mood.
(ALL WAILING)
Ha! Got you!
(YAWNS)
Oh, man, that would've
scared the life out of me.
(CHESTER WHIMPERING)
Oh, no.
(GASPING)
What just happened?
Chester, try to stay calm.
What's going on?
We're all the lives that
Bunnicula scared out of you.
What? But there's
one, two, three
(GASPS)
I'm on my last life
because of Bunnicula?
How can we get him
to stop scaring me?
-(YELLS)
-(SCREAMS)
Bunnicula,
this is serious.
You have to promise
not to scare Chester
anymore.
Or Chester could be gone
forever!
(HAROLD GASPS)
Wait, he'll be back
in time for dinner, right?
ALL: No, Harold.
More importantly,
we'll have to go to heaven.
-(ALL GROANING)
-(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Do you promise
not to scare Chester anymore?
(SIGHS) Okay, okay.
Don't worry, Bunnicula,
I'll help you resist
your insatiable urge
-to scare Chester.
-In the meantime,
it will be our job
to keep you calm.
Calmer than you've
ever been before.
And inhale deeply
as we focus on
our inner calm.
Whatever you do,
don't think about Bunnicula.
-(EVIL CHUCKLE)
-Hey, Bunn, look at Chester.
(LAUGHS) Man, you could
totally scare him right now.
He wouldn't even
see it coming. (LAUGHS)
Ah, it's just too bad that
you can't scare him anymore.
Boy, that was really
beating you up, huh?
-All right, I gotta go.
I'll see you.
-(GROWLS)
When you're truly calm,
not even Bunnicula
can scare you.
Oh, yeah?
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
I've never been
so relaxed.
(SCREAMING)
Bugs! All over me!
-(LAUGHING)
-CHESTER 2: Are you okay?
Bunnicula, this is
no laughing matter.
If you can't control yourself,
just stay away.
Bah! (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Stay calm, number nine,
we'll take care of you.
Thanks.
(CLOCK TICKING)
(YAWNING)
Hey, Bunn, you're bored
because you can't scare
Chester?
When I'm bored,
I like to pick
a random object
in the house
and bark at it.
Hey, lamp. (BARKING)
Lamp, I don't like you,
lamp.
(BARKING)
CHESTER 1: Don't worry,
Harold's got Bunn distracted.
He's not gonna bother you
anytime soon.
(GROANS)
(BARKING) Ain't this fun,
Bunnicula?
Bunnicula?
Just lay here
and try to keep calm.
We'll come bring you
some things to help you relax.
Oh, um
Since you're going out,
I am running a little low
on milk.
Our pleasure.
Thanks, you're the best.
-No, you're the best.
-You're the best.
ALL: We're the best.
Anyway,
we are the best.
(EVIL LAUGH)
(SIGHING)
This is nice. (SCREAMING)
CHESTER 1:
Bunnicula, stop it.
Who, me?
Bunnicula, no more
scaring Chester!
Ah (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
-(GASPING) This is it.
-Keep calm, buddy.
-Keep calm.
-Keep calm, buddy.
Here, we brought you
your milk.
Thanks. (SLURPS)
-(SCREAMS)
-What?
It's just a little cold,
it startled me.
Oh, no problem,
we'll warm it up for you.
Whatever will keep you calm,
anything else?
I'd hate to be a bother.
Name it, we're here
for you, number nine.
Well
Thanks, guys,
I wouldn't ask you
if I didn't think
I really needed it.
No, no, it's important
that you relax.
Hey, guys, check it out,
I found our old
record collection.
Some lounge jazz
would help me relax.
-ALL: We're on it.
-Hey, Bunn.
(GRUMBLES)
How you doing?
Nah.
Feeling pretty incomplete
and miserable that you can't
scare Chester anymore, huh?
-(GROANS)
-Yeah.
It's too bad. He's so
vulnerable for a scare
right now, too.
-Yeah.
-(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Hold that thought, Bunnicula,
that plant in the corner
needs a good barking at.
(BARKING)
Stop bothering me, plant,
I see you.
-(BARKING)
-CHESTER 1:
Ah, here's a good one.
-Here's another good one.
-Certainly for jazz
We have great taste
in music.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(GROWLING)
CHESTER 1:Chester
could be gone forever!
(ECHOING)Forever.
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING)
Whoa. Calm down, breathe.
Bunnicula, how could you?
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
I think we're gonna
have to start all over, guys.
That last scare
really made me tense.
Absolutely,
that's what we're here for.
CHESTER: Could you
re-fluff my pillow?
It's too flat
and that makes
me nervous.
Cold milk
is bad for my nerves.
I could use a new book,
this one's too scary.
So, can you change
the record? This is
hard lounge jazz.
It's a little too intense.
I could use a snack,
I'm so hungry.
It's scary.
This two percent milk
is a little too much.
You might have
to tone it down
to one percent.
(GROANS) You got it.
This is getting
out of hand.
Yeah, whoever thought
that keeping number nine
calm would be
a full time job?
At this rate,
we'll never get back
to Purr-gatory.
I wish there was a way
to keep number nine
in his body
-for good.
-Ahem.
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Bunnicula says
he has a plan that
will make us all happy.
(WHISPERING)
Hey, guys,
where's my milk?
-Hi.
-What do you want?
You're not allowed
to scare me, rember?
Oh, yeah?
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Huh? (WHIMPERING).
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
Huh? What is this stuff?
That is industrial strength
top of the line ghost
spider web.
Mmm.
And it comes with
a lifetime guarantee,
well, one lifetime anyway.
-What?
-(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Go for it.
-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING AND
SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
All right, guys,
back to Purr-gatory
to do our own relaxing.
Later, number nine.
-Way, way later.
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(SCREAMING)
-Dude, wait,
I love this song.
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
You're kidding,
I love this song.
No one gives
elevator music its due.
No one who isn't super cool.
You guys have great taste.
Aw, I love having
friends like me.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHS)
-Hey, Chester.
-Stop, I'll do it, I'll do it.
-(LAUGHING)
Hungry? Here?
Have some nuts.
(SNORTING)
I know this is
a prank, guys.
(SNORTS) No, it's not.
Open it. (LAUGHS)
Ugh, fine.
I guess I'm prepared
for it.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I ate the nuts!
It's empty.
You were all,
"I'm gonna have some nuts."
And go, "What?
There's no nuts!"
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Yeah!
Don't high five,
that's not a prank.
Something scary
has to happen.
How about that?
(CHITTERING)
(SCREAMING)
You guys scared
the life out of me.
(ECHOING)
(ANGELIC VOICES SINGING)
(SLURPING)
-Pawn to B-3.
-Nice move.
Almost one I'd make myself.
-Ah, I love this song.
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
Me, too.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Wha Where am I?
Huh?
Another one already?
ALL: Ugh.
Ah! You're all me.
Yup, we're all the lives
you've had scared
out of you so far,
thanks to Bunnicula.
This is Purr-gatory.
Every time we lose
one of our nine lives
we come here.
When the ninth one finally
shows up, we move on.
What? You're telling me
I have to wait for who knows
how long
with nobody to talk to
but myself?
And nothing to do
but read books
and listen to jazz music?
Wait a second,
this is heaven.
Nope, that's heaven.
-(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-Hey, keep it down up there.
That looks awful.
Yeah, we all love it here.
We thought we had
a lot more time before
we had to move on to--
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
That
We have to stop Bunnicula
from scaring any more lives
out of us!
Wait a second.
We're ghosts, right?
I say we go
back to Earth
and scare him.
We'll scare Bunnicula
so bad,
he'll never want
to scare Chester again.
Let's do this.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
ALL: Yeah, get him.
(ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING)
Uh, you have to hit
the button.
Oh, sorry,
just enjoying this song.
-Oh, it is--
-(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Boy, Spider Ghost,
you really scared Chester,
you're getting real good.
Thanks, Harold, (CHUCKLES)
I've really been trying.
-(CHUCKLES)
-Here you go.
Oh, for me?
Oh! There's no nuts!
(SCREAMING)
Oh, Bunns, you know
that Spider Ghost
is fragile.
(LAUGHS,
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
I know you just can't
help yourself.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(SIGHS) The old
stomping grounds.
Now, let's find Bunnicula
and give him
the scare of his life.
ALL: Yeah.
(CHOMPS)
ALL: Boo!
(YAWNING)
(ALL BOOING)
I think we did pretty good.
Yeah, yeah,
you were pretty scary,
not as scary as me,
but you were pretty scary.
Yeah, I think your third boo
came in a little late,
but solid stuff
-all around, guys.
-As great as we were,
he did sort of just
yawn and walk away.
Oh.
We really have
to step it up
for the next one.
He's right, guys,
I mean, I was great
but, number four,
that late boo, it just
You just have to work
it out next time,
but good stuff.
Good start, everyone.
Bunnicula's
can of nuts, perfect.
(CHESTER CLEARING THROAT)
Bunnicula, Harold,
you guys better not
try to scare me.
I am not in the mood.
(ALL WAILING)
Ha! Got you!
(YAWNS)
Oh, man, that would've
scared the life out of me.
(CHESTER WHIMPERING)
Oh, no.
(GASPING)
What just happened?
Chester, try to stay calm.
What's going on?
We're all the lives that
Bunnicula scared out of you.
What? But there's
one, two, three
(GASPS)
I'm on my last life
because of Bunnicula?
How can we get him
to stop scaring me?
-(YELLS)
-(SCREAMS)
Bunnicula,
this is serious.
You have to promise
not to scare Chester
anymore.
Or Chester could be gone
forever!
(HAROLD GASPS)
Wait, he'll be back
in time for dinner, right?
ALL: No, Harold.
More importantly,
we'll have to go to heaven.
-(ALL GROANING)
-(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Do you promise
not to scare Chester anymore?
(SIGHS) Okay, okay.
Don't worry, Bunnicula,
I'll help you resist
your insatiable urge
-to scare Chester.
-In the meantime,
it will be our job
to keep you calm.
Calmer than you've
ever been before.
And inhale deeply
as we focus on
our inner calm.
Whatever you do,
don't think about Bunnicula.
-(EVIL CHUCKLE)
-Hey, Bunn, look at Chester.
(LAUGHS) Man, you could
totally scare him right now.
He wouldn't even
see it coming. (LAUGHS)
Ah, it's just too bad that
you can't scare him anymore.
Boy, that was really
beating you up, huh?
-All right, I gotta go.
I'll see you.
-(GROWLS)
When you're truly calm,
not even Bunnicula
can scare you.
Oh, yeah?
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
I've never been
so relaxed.
(SCREAMING)
Bugs! All over me!
-(LAUGHING)
-CHESTER 2: Are you okay?
Bunnicula, this is
no laughing matter.
If you can't control yourself,
just stay away.
Bah! (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Stay calm, number nine,
we'll take care of you.
Thanks.
(CLOCK TICKING)
(YAWNING)
Hey, Bunn, you're bored
because you can't scare
Chester?
When I'm bored,
I like to pick
a random object
in the house
and bark at it.
Hey, lamp. (BARKING)
Lamp, I don't like you,
lamp.
(BARKING)
CHESTER 1: Don't worry,
Harold's got Bunn distracted.
He's not gonna bother you
anytime soon.
(GROANS)
(BARKING) Ain't this fun,
Bunnicula?
Bunnicula?
Just lay here
and try to keep calm.
We'll come bring you
some things to help you relax.
Oh, um
Since you're going out,
I am running a little low
on milk.
Our pleasure.
Thanks, you're the best.
-No, you're the best.
-You're the best.
ALL: We're the best.
Anyway,
we are the best.
(EVIL LAUGH)
(SIGHING)
This is nice. (SCREAMING)
CHESTER 1:
Bunnicula, stop it.
Who, me?
Bunnicula, no more
scaring Chester!
Ah (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
-(GASPING) This is it.
-Keep calm, buddy.
-Keep calm.
-Keep calm, buddy.
Here, we brought you
your milk.
Thanks. (SLURPS)
-(SCREAMS)
-What?
It's just a little cold,
it startled me.
Oh, no problem,
we'll warm it up for you.
Whatever will keep you calm,
anything else?
I'd hate to be a bother.
Name it, we're here
for you, number nine.
Well
Thanks, guys,
I wouldn't ask you
if I didn't think
I really needed it.
No, no, it's important
that you relax.
Hey, guys, check it out,
I found our old
record collection.
Some lounge jazz
would help me relax.
-ALL: We're on it.
-Hey, Bunn.
(GRUMBLES)
How you doing?
Nah.
Feeling pretty incomplete
and miserable that you can't
scare Chester anymore, huh?
-(GROANS)
-Yeah.
It's too bad. He's so
vulnerable for a scare
right now, too.
-Yeah.
-(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Hold that thought, Bunnicula,
that plant in the corner
needs a good barking at.
(BARKING)
Stop bothering me, plant,
I see you.
-(BARKING)
-CHESTER 1:
Ah, here's a good one.
-Here's another good one.
-Certainly for jazz
We have great taste
in music.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(GROWLING)
CHESTER 1:Chester
could be gone forever!
(ECHOING)Forever.
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(SCREAMS)
(PANTING)
Whoa. Calm down, breathe.
Bunnicula, how could you?
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
I think we're gonna
have to start all over, guys.
That last scare
really made me tense.
Absolutely,
that's what we're here for.
CHESTER: Could you
re-fluff my pillow?
It's too flat
and that makes
me nervous.
Cold milk
is bad for my nerves.
I could use a new book,
this one's too scary.
So, can you change
the record? This is
hard lounge jazz.
It's a little too intense.
I could use a snack,
I'm so hungry.
It's scary.
This two percent milk
is a little too much.
You might have
to tone it down
to one percent.
(GROANS) You got it.
This is getting
out of hand.
Yeah, whoever thought
that keeping number nine
calm would be
a full time job?
At this rate,
we'll never get back
to Purr-gatory.
I wish there was a way
to keep number nine
in his body
-for good.
-Ahem.
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Bunnicula says
he has a plan that
will make us all happy.
(WHISPERING)
Hey, guys,
where's my milk?
-Hi.
-What do you want?
You're not allowed
to scare me, rember?
Oh, yeah?
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Huh? (WHIMPERING).
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
Huh? What is this stuff?
That is industrial strength
top of the line ghost
spider web.
Mmm.
And it comes with
a lifetime guarantee,
well, one lifetime anyway.
-What?
-(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Go for it.
-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING AND
SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
All right, guys,
back to Purr-gatory
to do our own relaxing.
Later, number nine.
-Way, way later.
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
(SCREAMING)
-Dude, wait,
I love this song.
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
You're kidding,
I love this song.
No one gives
elevator music its due.
No one who isn't super cool.
You guys have great taste.
Aw, I love having
friends like me.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)