Hannah Montana s03e07 Episode Script

I thought I meant something to you Eddie! But if you give up now you're not just giving up on yourself you're giving up on us! You think I don't know that.
You think this isn't tearing me apart inside.
Arr.
Then hang on Eddie! Hang on to the life that we could have together! But the water is so cold Joannie I can't feel my legs.
I'm sorry.
I just I just need a second to get back into character.
You know, so I can give back everything you're giving me.
I did sense you were holding back.
That's why you're the best casting director in town! He's killing me.
Just calm down honey.
Calm down? How am I supposed to convince Rob Reiner one of the top directors in Hollywood that I'm right for the part if I'm auditioning with a cross between Shia LaBoring and Tom Snooze.
Or, Leonardo Decarmitoz and Snorlando Bloom! Hahaha! I laughed at yours! I got an idea, darling.
Excuse me, Howard.
Would it be alright if I read the lines with Hannah one time? You know, it might just make her more comfortable.
But can you deliver the lines with the same passion I do? That's a risk I'm willing to take.
OK then.
Action.
Then hang on Eddie.
Hang on to the life that we could have together.
But the water is so cold Joannie.
I can't feel my legs.
Shivers.
Ar, I'm sorry, who's Shivers? Is that my cutsie name for you, or something, cause it feels like such a weird time that I'd be saying it knowing that my leg would be Hey daddy! You're supposed to be shiver there.
Oh, OK.
Give me one more try please.
And action Then hang on Eddie! Hang on to the life we could have together.
Oh.
But the water is so cold Joannie.
I can't feel my legs.
Shiver! Lola! Maybe you should read with me.
It was the shivers, wasn't it? This stupid red light made me nervous! Are you sure you want me to Lola, just read the line and for the love of pig give me something to work with! OK, Let's make some magic.
Then hang on Eddie.
Hang on to the life that we could have together.
But the water! It's sooo .
cold! J-j-j-joannie! I can't feel my legs! What about you and me from the top, one more time, what do you say? Hannah Montana 3-07 by rickie,Spike Dai you get the limo out front hottest styles every shoe every color ya when you famous it can be kinda fun it's really you but no one ever discovers who would've thought that a girl like me would double as a superstar~~~~~~ you get the best of both worlds chill it out take it slow then you rock out the show you get the best of both worlds mix it all together and you'll know that it's the best of both worlds - Come on, come on, come on, come, on! - Mile, you just auditioned an hour ago! Yeah, but it's Rob Reiner! Princess Bride, When Harry met Sally and now his directing the next raiders! Can't you just see it? Hannah Montana is 'Indiana Joannie'! Hey, I am hooting for you too darling, but you gotta relax.
He probably hasn't even seen your audition tape yet.
Yeah, you're right.
I probably won't hear till Monday.
And besides - I'm Hannah Montana.
Life is good.
I've got an amazing career.
If I get it, then I get it.
And If I don't then Out of my way old man! Hello? Listen, I really need to keep this line open, I promise I'll save the dolphins tomorrow.
Buh-bye.
Come on, come on, come on, come on! Come on, come on, come on, come on! Hahaha! Even in my sleep I'm smarter than you.
Miley? Two bars one bar, one bar! Oh no, one bar! Will you put that away! We're here for Oliver.
Sure, it's just an audition to play at the school dance, but this means as much to him as the movie does to you.
Yeah, you're right, I'm totally here for him Four bars! Yes!! What? Can't support him from behind this trash can? One bar!! Nooo! Hi Oliver! What's up guys? You know thank you so much for being here.
I can't believe how nervous I am.
Oh don't worry you gonna do great! Yeah! And you know what, here's a here's an idea.
Let's make sure the sound travels well, so you know what, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go stand in the hall, you know - Maybe just by that trash can, right underneath it - Oken.
Are you ready? - Yes sir.
- Go get them! - You're gonna do great! Two bars! One bar! Oh mud crunkies! I need a kick drum a guitar now and a bass line and I'm gonna show you how how to rock how to dance how to get down and all I need is a piano in my track now throw your hands throw your hands throw your hands up whoa Cause you can't, cause you can't, cause you can't, cause you can't stop! whoa - Wow, he is really good! - Yeah.
Great.
cause we're here and we're now and we all together so let's make this last forever# Hey, Mr.
Meadows is liking it too! Miley? Miley? throw your hands throw your hands throw your hands up whoa Cause you can't, cause you can't, cause you can't, cause you can't stop! whoa oh can you hear me! do you feel it! if you with me go 1 2 3 4 cause we're here and we're now and we all together so let's make this last forever# Yow, Jackson.
Where is that dummy? I prefer the term, "Wooden American" And I prefer the term, "you're fired".
What you doing with that thing anyway? Earning three hundred bucks.
I'm the entertainment at Douggie Sorbone's birthday party.
You're the entertainment? I'm the entertainment! Without me you're just a hand! Oh! yeah, could just a hand do this? She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes! She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
They're paying you three hundred dollars for this? Wow, Douggie Sorbone's gonna learn about disappointment at a very early age.
I wasn't finished yet.
- Franklin, say 'argh'.
- argh Hehehehe! Come on, come on, come on, come on! Come on, come on, come on, come on! Come on, come on, come on! Are we going to spend the entire weekend waiting to see if you got the part or - you got the gig? Wake up! Move! Do something! - There! - Happy? It is times like these I thank my lucky stars I have no talent.
I didn't get the part.
That's why Howard hasn't called me.
He doesn't have the guts.
Or - he's having problems with his guts and he's in the bathroom.
Poor Howard.
Call! You know, I sing great.
Mr.
Meadows is just jealous.
He's jealous that he doesn't have my talent I mean you know what they say, "those he can't sing, teach".
Hey, maybe I should be a teacher.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Answer the phone! Hey! I'd be a good teacher.
Supportive, fun.
But no talking back! That is unacceptable.
Unacceptable I say! Yeah, I totally understand.
Thanks for the call.
- Ohh.
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- I got a callback! I'm meeting Rob Reiner! Yes sir.
I completely understand.
Thanks for the call.
Why aren't you jumping? Why aren't you yaying? Why aren't you jumping and yaying? I didn't get it.
I'm sorry Oliver.
It's OK, there'll be other dances.
I know, it's just, I wanted this so bad and I really thought I had it.
I know how you feel.
No you don't Miley.
I mean, seriously, when was the last time Hannah Montana wanted something that she didn't get? Oh well there's that one time that .
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oh no I got that.
Oh, oh, I remember this one time no, I broke the house record there.
Oh, I was so devastated when that turned out great.
You're not really helping.
Yeah Miley, I mean, lets face it.
You get everything you go after Hold on when, when did this become about me? I don't know, I mean,it's just you know sometimes being around all your success kinda makes me feel - Like a failure? - I was going to say bad.
I'm sorry Oliver, I would never do that on purpose.
I know, I'm not saying it's your fault.
I'm just saying Miley, it used to be a lot easier hanging out with you when I didn't know your secret.
Did I mention I want to be a teacher? Oliver, you're acting like you don't even want to be my friend anymore, thats crazy.
I dunno.
I gotta go.
Do you believe him? He's acting like I get everything I want.
Yeh Doggies! Mile! Your album just went double platinum! Yay, yay, yay, yay! Come on Oliver, pick up! Oliver! Mile! That's the tenth time you've called him.
Just give the boy some space, he'll come around.
Really? Well, we can only hope.
I mean, the truth is, there are no guarantees in life.
Some friends come in your life for a reason others only for a season.
Hey, that's good! I think I got the beginnings of your next hit! Daddy, I don't need another hit, I need Oliver.
But if you just want to tinker around a little bit, I won't stop you! Daddy, it's him! That's great, that's great.
If he says anything heartfelt or painful, let me know.
And if it rhymes, all the better! - Oliver! Hey, I'm so glad that you called.
- It's me, hold on.
Oliver, stop this and talk to her! Hi, I can't talk right now.
There, I talked to her.
What's it going to take to make you feel better? Miley not getting the part? Yeah Lily, like that would ever happen.
Oliver, I swear if you don't talk to her -- This is going down your shirt.
Well then I guess it's going down my shirt because I'm not talking to her.
Oh oh oh ahh! Are you sure you want to do this? No.
But Oliver's so miserable what choice do I have? Now get ready for the best acting performance of my life.
Lola.
The door Rob! Darling! Hannah, I've been looking forward to meeting you.
Why isn't he standing? I entered, didn't I? Is she serious? Please! Just do it! She has my mother.
You want me stand, I'll stand.
Nice to meet you.
Sanitize me! Good, another well adjusted hollywood actress.
Can we, can we, sit? Pillow me! Pillow ma'am! Maybe we should just read.
Oh that would be great.
First I just have a few notes on the script.
Note number one -- You didn't like it? "Fade In"? How many times has that been done before? I thought it was pretty good.
Haha! Well.
That would explain your shirt.
Haha halaugh Please Laugh.
I'm not gonna laugh! She trashes my script, she insults my shirt, and and what is with that stuffed dog! Oh!Stuffed! Captain Cuddles is a real dog! Real I tell you! - Listen, Hannah - No, you listen, meathead! - You insult Fluffy - Captain Cuddles! AKA Captain Cuddles You insult me! Now apologize.
He's waiting.
I've never talked to a stuffed animal in my life! Except my Aunt Esther at Thanksgiving dinner.
Talk about a rodent of unusual size! You don't want to work with me? That is your loss sir.
Lola, the door! Come on, Sparky! AKA Fluffy, AKA Captain Cuddles.
Zip it! I have your mother.
You got the part! Hot shot Hollywood honcho say what! You really had me going there for a while.
But that commitment you made to that whole diva thing that is exactly what I'm looking for! Welcome aboard Indiana Joannie! No, no, no, no.
See I really am wacky.
One minute I'm perfectly fine and and the next, I'm pouring iced water down your shirt.
Oh come on, like you would do that.
Lola.
Oh oh ah Hey Franklin.
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! Hello! Doing homework here.
Hello! Rehearsing here.
Hey Franklin, tell the kids how you make time fly.
If x + seven = 6 x y You throw the clock out the window! hahaha! Hey Franklin, do you want to know how to make a dummy fly? Woops! Yeah! Well your little 'woops' just cost me three hundred bucks.
Cough it up.
Oh, about that.
My accounts are kinda frozen at the moment.
Why? I didn't eat my vegetables.
- What? - I didn't eat my vegetables, OK! I'll make it up to you, don't worry.
Yeah.
You will.
And I know exactly how.
And now, the amazing Jackson Stewart and his little friend Franklin! Hey kids! I heard it's somebody's birthday.
Where's Douggie? - Alright! Say, Happy Birthday Franklin! - Happy Birthday Franklin! Oh Franklin, you big silly.
Which reminds me.
You ever wonder why elephants are so wrinkled? No.
Why are elephants so wrinkled? You ever tried to iron one! Whoa! You're dying here.
Ha! Everybody's a critic.
And, speaking of critics, what did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! And he calls me the dummy! OK Franklin um.
How do you make time fly? Not by listening to you.
You stink! What are you doing? Getting laughs.
Which is more than you're doing, loser! Stop it! You.
you little rascal.
Doing the water bit.
No.
We're doing the water bit! Hey kids Franklin is going to sing happy birthday while I drink some water.
Or I can just do this.
Oh you are so going to get it later.
And you're going to get it now! - What a hit, Keep going! - My pleasure! I can't believe I'm going to meet Taylor Swift! When can I take off the blind fold? Um not till we're inside.
You know she doesn't want anybody to know where she lives.
This is Miley's house! Miley! I've never seen you so down.
What's wrong.
I I just can't talk about it.
I'm outta here Wait.
Something terrible must've happened.
Let's go find out.
Miley.
Talk to us please! - I didn't get the part.
- Ohhh! - Which would mean that I falied - Ohhh! Looks like somebody needs a big hug right now.
OK You know what! Look Miley I'm sorry you didn't get the part.
I mean let's face it.
You'll get the next one.
And the next one after that.
And I'm not sure I can be around that anymore.
What! I poured ice water down Rob Reiner's shirt for you and you don't know if you can "be around that" anymore? You what? She the audition Oliver.
You what! I gave up Indiana Joannie so you would stay my friend.
You what! But if you say 'you what' again.
Ice water's going down your pants.
Well thanks a lot! OK I'm lost.
What's the problem now? Miley I'll tell you what the problem is.
I mean how am I supposed to walk away from someone who would do something like that for me? I guess you're not? Ohhh! So you promise you won't get upset the next time that I get something and you don't? Sure I will.
And it'll be hard but you know not as nearly as hard as loosing a friend like you.
Double ohh.
You gave up the part of a lifetime for me? I know.
Miley this could've made you a movie star.
I know.
And you know what I just heard that cast Chace Crawford as Eddie.
I huh? Nothing! Friends.
Hug? - Get Rob Reiner on the phone now! - Already on it.
Rico Rico! Why did you do this to me? Very funny Jackson.
Jackson's not here.
Yeah right.
Jackson Oh boy! Who's the dummy now? Rico! What are you doing? He attacked me! Wow.
Somebody's got a guilty conscious.
Later dude.
Round two? You're going down Chucky!